Kalau bloggers, you know, ppl who writes, blogs la kan (hiks!), have that bloggers’ “PMS” period tu kan, it is then called… “Writer’s Block” – kan?
So… if designers, yang, designs sites, webs, logos, backgrounds and stuffs tu pulak, what do you call ‘em, eh?
“Designer’s… “??? What eh? Hmmmm…
Because Akak got like two or three designs, for webs and wallpapers yang due esok lusa ni and I think my designing department, as well as my writing staffs semuanya on a strike kot noh? … Hurmmm…
As Akak was doin’ Akak nye usual web browsing, searchin’ for stuffs and what not bagai, bagi tujuan personal dan jugak kerje la katanya, Akak dengan tak semena2 terbeliak bijik mata di kala mata dah mula sayu kusu layu bagai kan… terus fresh katanya! LOL!
Kaedahnye… motif??? Bahasa apakah iniew???
Ngeh ngeh ngeh
See I told u – mula mula iPod. Then iPhone. Then now iPad. Ha, yang LEBIH now, mrasalah – iKonek! Hiks!
Hmmm… Ini srupa kes kaedahnye macam Akak gi Istanbul dulu tu – ingat? Kes kedai namanya ZAKAR tapi jual karpet ka, barang kemas tah? Ha… ini also same same kes la kot, kan? Bahasa Istanbul ke? Ops! (Mati la WikiP*ki katanya, kan? LOL!)
Entry kali nih, yer, Akak mulakan dengan not 1, not 2, not even 3, but 4 questions yer kat tajuk diatas itiew – nah! Hamek! Hehehe… Tu baru persoalan yang diajukan, dalam title of the entry, belom lagi persoalan2 yang tak kesampaian jawapannye dalam kandungan entry ni lagi, kan? Isk isk isk… (Sambil pose pose vontots tonggek lite2, kening tajam membukit dan mata menjeling, bak Kak Ziana kite, lalu nyanyi… “Peeeeerrrsoalannnnn demmmi… persoooooooalannnnnn…. bla bla bla… tidakkkk kuteeemu, jawapannnn…”, KAN?) Hiks!
And so, next – Now that we have the header/ title with the 4 questions itiew, mrasa, lets move on to the BODY of this entry fulaks before I close it dengan FOOTER. Hmmm… Ala2 dah macam kata2 pribahasa tu… ape tah… yang… “Dari mata jatuh ke hati…”, kan? Ha, if itu peribahasa yang sedia ada, Akak rasa Akak nak register la pulak kat DBP with this statement/ phrase… “Dari kepala, jatuh ke body (mind yiew, bukan HATI yer, awas! BODY tau! Ops!), dan dari body, nak pi mana lagi kalau tak junam jatuh ke kaki.” Sedaps jugek, kan? Instead of saying directly yang Akak akan sedaaasss kasik penyepak-kaki-kidalkiew, tak ke manis sket kalo guna such phrase, ala2 ‘gua cakap, lu paham2 sendili laaa!’ kan? Hehehe… ada mau? Sorry. Kalau ada sapa mau rasa sekali pun, kena queue sebab dah ade dah 1st insan lucky yang bley mrasa tapak kaki Akak. Hahaha! Ops! Lalala…
Can sense dak Akak in the mood of, semi-cheria2-selalu, bersulamkan concept confused, upset, and most of all, kesentapan-ness…? Aiyoh – isn’t it obvious? LOL! (Bet Volksie dok menahan jer nak gelak, kan?)
Ape kesnye ni? Ha… mari mari mari, kite baca right after yiew toggle the ‘Show/ hide’ link itiew…
BBD was admitted into GH after complaining sakit ulu hati for quite sometimes now, aside from he very der tired letih lesu sangat sangats sejak akhir2 nih, started obviously a few days lepas kite start posa. Demam, batuk… gi clinic bagi 2 kali tak jugak nak baik2. His kondisi worries BBM, and myself. And after almost, coming up I’d say, to two weeks, memang no signs of getting any better. And suddenly BBD said he doesn’t mind going to the GH, admitted ke ape ke – I mean, for BBD to be saying such things ni, tandenye, dia dah tak tahan la with the sakit2 tu semua, and then timbul pulak he yang tak penah2 ade migraine, ha, got already. Penyakit2 lain, nothing yang pretty obvious…
Well cutting right down to the story, versi short lah kirenye kan ?, we move to the part where persoalan2 yang hat kat tajuk posting tu, took place – ala ala the situasi was somewhere somewhat like this:
Dimanakah location kejadian iniew: Sultanah Bahiyah GH, Alor Star; 1st-class ward, yang for those government & ex-government staffs yang entitled for it la kan, mostly senior state government la kan…
Siapa yang around the kawasan kejadian: The pesakit, duh, obviously la kan. Then BBM, me, my cousin the senior Doc with the Doc yang attending to BBD still OTW katanya…
Anybody else???: Ah yes – the training doctor…
What happened?: BBD tgk disoala-siasat pasai his condition, kirenye the initial check up la, verbal, by the training doctor, observed carefully but casually by my cousin. BBM was on the phone, me was there, mostly tulun2 answerkan kat BBD the questions about his medical history, supplement pills, vitamins, his meal-consumption routine, his activities, family background and so and so forth bagai. Throughout the course of the initial “patient’s profile” interview, the training doctor was so ever soft spoken, senyum selalu, mesra alam lah I would say this girl yang Akak rasa baya2 dalam, erm, let me see, I’m bad with ages, erm, tah la lah tapi memang la nampak muda. Possibly macam Ginger and Rania Escovarina la kan, sebab depa size badan kecil, frame depa haluih temetot, so mrasalah eventho dah tua bangka pun tetap can pass tipu-helah-katanya-muda, tak gitu gal?(Ops! Mati la mak!). Anyways, back to the young girl/ doctor training tu. Selain dari senyum sengih manis soft spoken segala bagai, during her interview with BBD, Akak noticed beberapa kali dia asik tanya ulang soalan yang sama, sikit2 tanya menda yang BBD/ or Akak dah penat menjawab, hang tak dengaq ka, yang tetiber hang gatai pi tanya again? Dah tu, selang beberapa soalan lain, mai balik ulang soalan hat tadi nuh. Ish. Awat la dia ni. Procedure kah? Or itu Standard Bengap dia? Cemana jadi doctor pelateh? Cousin Akak pun dah mula kerut2 kening, at certain times, pintas the doctor pelateh tu punye soalan/ percakapan and sort of like lead her to question the next qs or something la kan. But all that Despite all that, those repetitive queries, Akak still leh tahan lagi. But not until she went and ask BBD this one and only question…
Ok, tadi Uncle cakap yang Uncle sakit kepala, ulu hati, senak cirit birit sehari dua ni, letih tak bermaya semua tu yer. Dan yang membuatkan Uncle decided nak datang hospital sebab Uncle worried, condition Uncle melarat and jadi lebih teruk. Ok, dalam banyak2 sakit Uncle tadi tu, Uncle worry yang mana satu, kire, macam, yang paling Uncle risaukan, and yang Uncle nak sembuh baik dulu?…
And BBD was like, terus tercengang, Akak terus kempot terdiam, BBM terus hang up the phone and terus macam, terpinga2 like she couldn’t believe what she terrroverhead while she was on the phone, and the ward/ room suddenly like, errr… HELLO? Cousin Akak also trus kerut kening geleng2 kepala and terus like, “NEXT! Lets! Move on! Go to next q!” camtu la kan. Isk isk isk…
Of course lah we’re worried about our health and that’s why la kan we go there to the hospital in the first place. Tapi bila kite dah gi hospital tu, kite nak kena set ke hat mana satu penyakit yang kite nak baik dulu, prioritykan nombot satu to nombot last bagai ke??? Eeeeeee very der unacceptable sungguh tau! Soalan tu standard ka, or soalan yang dia SPONTANEOUSLY tanya!?! Isk isk isk…
Dan dengan itu, we come back to the 4 questions yang Akak soalkan diawal permulaan entry ie. kat tajuk posting ini yer…
“Soalan doctor si chantek manis itiew, bowdohkah? Or soalan dia tu skadar kuaqkan soklan standard? Nak sentap ke tak ehhh dengan soalan itiew as well as the doctors’ luvly q? Or should Akak geletekkan diri sendiri membolehkan diri Akak ni nak mengilai ketawa bak kak Pontianaks?”
Ennntah lahhh labiew… Why nots Akak do just about all 4, kan? Mrasalah Q itiew memang standard q tapi standard q yang sangat erm, lets not say bowdowh la eh, sangat tidak sehsuaiii sangats IMHO, and mrasalah because of that, Akak melenting sentap but before I do zats, apakata Akak ngilai ketawa riang ria kanak2 ceria Ribina dahuliew, ok taks???
Mrasalah the longer versi can be read kat Akak nye Cbox/ Cbox older messages/ archives - pepandai la hampa scroll. Kalau tak pandai, blajaq. Kalau tak rajin, proceed baca entry ni jer lah eh - kang disuruh2, katanya paksa memaksa piuler, kan? LOL! Kalu tak jumpe, Akak dah delete dah la kot - OPS! Too bad! Lalalala...
Alah! Srupe ‘PEMERHATI BEBAS’ lah gitu. Ha. Yang ni pulak, aktiviti cut, clip, or separate (something) with short, quick strokes. (Mati kah dalam arti katanya lain, aktiviti cut and save? Hahahaha. Lebih kurang lah, ala ala capturing screen tapi bisak bols pilih hat area mana u wanna cut bagai. I think only applicable for Vista jer kots. Partially that’s the main reason why my PC still runs Vista, unlike my notebook yang telah Akak downgradekan dengan relahatirelawati ke Xp yang much much muccch betta! Hiks!) Anyways, enuff lari topic, enuff about sembang sembing (eh? Got meh ’sembang-sembing’? Nyusahkan hidup ajer lah nak gi Google – sah sah takder! Eh, ke, ade? Mati la… Hahaha!). Lets get back to the issue of this post.
Asalnye Akak dinch mau bertyping panjang sebab memandangkan banyak lagi mende yang harus Akak finitokan, tapi, alih², kat luar umah tu ha, tgh ujan. Jadi, nak tak nak, terpaksa la jugak Akak type entry berisi panjang lebar lite2 juger… (MOTIF!? Ape kaitannye ni? LOL!) Ok ok! Dah dah… Lets get right down to erm… pasal photos2 itiew lew…
Ha katanya - TEKZILLA! Dulu, P*KIWIKI ada dah Akak sebut² dan buat entry. Pastu, pasal rancangan kartun ape tah, TEK TEK TEK apa tah. Now, mrasa, TEKZILLA pulak dah? Isk! What’s next – I wonder. U ols tak wonder jugak kah?
rahsia-si-pemalas.png - TUDIAH! Rahsia si pemalas, terbongkar!
Haiyoyoh!!! Terbongkar katanya rahsia si pemalas!?! Mujur tak applicable kat Akak! OPS! No but seriously – you lots percaya ke all these skim2 internet money thingy ni? Aiyoh. Forever lah ppl so taksub pasal menatang ni tah tah betoi ke idak (kalau betoi, erm, bagus la kan. OPS!)
missmotor.png - HAHAHA! Mati la got new subsidiary title dalam pageant² nanti - Miss Motor = Miss Jesnita a.k.a Mat Rempits aweqs? OPS! Hahaha!
Hahahaha! Akak tatau la sapekah yang akan menjadi Miss pertama yang meraih subsidiary title iniew! Ataupun, ade ke tak organizer yang nak organizer the pageant itself, instead of jadikan ia as just subsidiary title? Grand tau! Miss Motor 2009 – 1st price, Pasola! Ops!
capture2.jpg - See! Its true! Siap got advert lagi dalam Facebook tu telling us all - EXERCISE ARE LAME!
Exercise Are Lame! – Mati la “EAL” katanya kan? Hahahaha *sambil pose pose gelak guling² macam emoticon YM! yang ROFL tu, cuba ngelak dari menjawab pertanyaan semua “Awat, nampak exercise are lame aje ke? Hat ayat² lain dalam advert/ screen capture/ snipping image tu, tak nampak kew? Like, AB exercise dan detailed explainasinye itiew???”… *sambung gelak² guling² lagi…
Mampos la satgi orang kata Akak ni gila la pulak, kan? HAHAHAHA! Ala, skali dua kala, apa lah salahnye… KAN? Hiks!
Another attempt to make one of those very few short entries…
The story of my life,
is very plain to read…
It starts the day you came,
it ends the day you leave…
As short as it is, Akak rase its very straight forward blog diskripsi, kan?
‘The story of my life’, although complicated but still, easy to follow la kan? (minus the at times pening2 lalat entries with typos and lingo, kan? Hiks!). “It starts the day you came, it ends the day you leave” -> well, obviously la kan? ‘I write, YOU READ‘ – the day you came in and read, the stories begin. The moment you leave, well, that’s when you’ll end the stories, sebab… yer la. Dah hampa pakat leave, of course la hampa tak baca dah kan, until you come back again to read. Bkanka itu str8 forward namanya tu? HIks!
Once upon a time (siang kelmari, 10th May actually, like, ’siang tadi’ saje katanye…), as to selebreting the day which I think should be celebrated daily katanya, Mazer’s Dei that is, Akak telah membawak my Mazer for lunchies² at this one cafe where everything is so green green, soothing white white colors in its theme and concepts (aiyoh! Spring Leaf la mana lagi!). So having said that, obviously lah kan reservarsi table for two dosi dibuat tempah awal kat CA, yang setibanye BBM and Akak di cafenye itiew, bukak gossip pasal ade sorang client/ customer cafenye came up to him and mintak air yang tadak dalam menu. Air apakah? (JGN nak pikiaq bukan² nah!)
Bagi MochaCINA satu! (Confidently ni, kan CA kan kan kan?)
Aiyoh! Akak pitamness terus! Tapi before Akak proceed pitam, CA if you’re reading this, jawab sat soklan ni, tadi I lupa tanya. Hat mintak MochaCINA tu, apakah dia? Mlyu kita ka? Ka Chinese ka Indian ka apa? Male female, dualband, combomix? OPS! *Now proceed with my pitamness… lalalalala
PS: Initially/ earlier on, I had this issue posted as my status at Twitter.com, which I believe ade sedikit kesilapan-typo-error sikit whereby Akak said Akak went to a cafe yang got new drink menu called Mochacina. Sorry. Akak nye mistake. What I wanted to say actually, erm, ish, ni la, this short entry ni la! INI yang actually Akak wanted to say. Sorry na. Wrong info. Spring Leaf tadak aih menu baru! Hiks! *Sambung pitam
Pretty is when you get up in the morning feeling like a bit retarded because you think you look cute when you see yourself in the mirror and say “Hey, you are cute without make up!!!” WTF!?!?!?
Beautiful is when you wake up in the morning feeling abfab like,… like… prolly, Priscilla Presley or something. Yes, in other words – when you’re old, you’ll feel beautiful and you’ll cherish it even more.
Brainy & smart
Brainy is when u’re like Dexter – short, ugly, but got brains – gosh, such loser!
Smart is when u’re like, erm… like erm… hmmm like someone lah, prolly Brad Pitt or something – got looks, height, and brains to go along with it! LOL!
Aiyoh! Apalah aku mrapek nih!?
So anyways – Akak now tgh feeling2 BEAUTIFUL, except, Akak bukan dah WHEN I’M OLD yer, Akak MEMANG dah old dah pun, ko kenapa? Hahaha!!! Korang pulak? What are you? Ahaks!
Seriously! Like, I’ve got tons and tons of things to write about, tapi mrasalah kalau ada like 10 different things Akak mau citerkan, takkan lah Akak nak kena buat 10 entry/ postings berbeza for the sake of mengasing2kan setiap issue, kan? Ape, korang ingat Akak segigih duliew? OPS! Lain la dulu, tak setua skarang. Skarang type banyak2, leher terkehel kejung lah, jari jemari lenguh sampai terketar2 lah (mati la Parkinson), mata nak pinoy, EH, silaps, pinAU terbeliak bagaikan nak terchabiuts itiew bijik mata, dan lain2 kesan sampingan gara2 dok depan PC lama sangat… KAN? Muahahahaha… SO mrasalah untuk mengelakkan kejadian tak diingin berlaku-ulang, maka, Akak takmoh la buat sampai 10 different entries (although Akak rase, idok lew sampai 10 entries – the most would prolly be 4 or 5 or so… hmmm, but then again, still! Tak kuasalah Akak nak buat 4 5 entries… maybe later2 bulan depan mai feeling2 nak giat buat entry 5 6 7 8 postings sehari, who knows, kan? LOL!). Jaaadi, dengan itiew, sewajarnye Akak cuba sampaikan ALL yang Akak terasa nak sampaikan itiew dalam entry nih (matilah 3000 patah perkataan kah?) dan dengan itiew Akak rasa, posting Title yang very der sesuai untuk entry iniew adalah…
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Kan??? Bukannye susah pong nak kasik nama/ title, saje je kan nak buat gempaq? LOL! Alwiz tawww!!!
Ok ok so whats the latest news and updates yang ado yang nak sangats2 dikompang2kan nih? Nampak from the first para, bagaikan banyaaakkk aje, kan? (mati la entah2 NAN ADO PONG sebenarnye! LOL!). Not to the worriness, already everything find ones. You read just only, me got story to telling you, not to the worriness, hokey? Sorait! (matila script ala ala Julie Dahlan diadunkan dengan script ‘Mind Your Language’ – kan? HAHAHA!…)
Ok before Akak memulakan mukadimah (ini bukan macam ‘mukadimah’ dalam entry before this yer – itu mukadimah tagged entry; this one, non-related katanya…) although initially Akak really wanted to finish off 3 lagi tagged entries iaitiew:
PS: The ones yang Akak dah ala2 dinch BOLDkan dan got that strikethrough on the titles itiew, mrasalah dosi Akak buat. Click on ‘em kalau nak gi baca entry2 yang Akak dah buat tu…
Anyways, memang pada asalnye Akak nak habiskan sajork terus all 2 3 tagged entries tu, tapi satgi kot2 ada pulak yang berkata2 sebegini…
Alahai… asik2 reload/ refresh blog die, asik lah entry2 tagged. Asik2 kalau ado updates jer, mesti pasal kesah dia buat tagged entries lagi… Apa kes? Tarak modal ka?
Ha jadi bagi mengelakkan mende itiew dari berlaku (perhaps, mungkin mende tu takkan berlaku pon – Akak jer fobi. OPS!), jadi Akak decided to buat this entry la kan. So dengan itu, sebelum nak mula nih, Akak just have to show la kan keadaan Akak, I mean, penampilan gaya, style dan konsep Akak sewaktu merangka dan menyediakan serta menyiapkan entry ni, lagu mana… kan? Kot2 la ade yang wondering like…
Mcmmana eh agaknye Kak Lady/ Miss Lady (matilah!)/ LKY/ Lea sewaktu dia khusyuk buat entry eh? Dia berkemban kah? Dia pakai casual leisure bagai kah? Or berdandan siap berdress kain bertengkat2 kah? Ataupun, apakah?
Kan? Just because you weren’t born with long paint-brushes for lashes unlike someeeeeee people, doesn’t mean you can’t fake ’em with some falsies. Faux eyelashes may seem a little intimidating to put on at first but they’re actually quite easy and once you’re used to it, you’ll be like me – naked without it, pretty with it! OPS! Die la I my-life-depends-on-eyelashes katanyer ye? LOL! » Read more: Bile Akak terase “I feel naked without my eyelashes!!!”…
Marilah kite mulakan hari baru, bulan baru, hari pertama bulan posa nih dengan entry yang sedikit sebanyak akan mengajar kita mengenali, memahami dan mempraktikkan 2 bahasa penting dalam kehidupan kita as Malaysians – Bahasa Melayu and also English.
Sindrom Penyakit penukaran makna/ maksud langsung, or in other words, direct translation nih, memang dah selalu sangat dah berlaku, very der normal. Ok ok Akak have a strong feeling kalau Akak continue writing lelebih, entry yang Akak budget sangatslah pendek, confirm akan jadi panjang berjela. So here goes. We always lah kan seboleh2nya nak mengEnglishkan BM secara direct, hence penukaran maksud perkataan dari BM ke English or vice versa nih dilakukan dengan memilih perkataan yang hampir sama maksudnya dengan perkataan asal dalam bahasa opposite itiew…
Macam2 lah kita dah belajar, gelak2kan, and what not – but has it ever occur to you that adakalanya logicnya itiew, ado? No no, as in, ADO = memang ade, and not ADO as in = NAN ADO sinisly katanya. Hiks! Still fenings? Lemme explenkan nah…
Kan…??? Dolo2pun bahasa Melayu dolo2 diskeaping Londonkan, kan? Hiks! Direct translasi jugak, bkan ka? Hiks!
So ok senarionya gitu la. Ada some translasi, yang bila diubah dari BM direct ke English, mrasalah la menjadi. Ade some words, yang pelik dan funny soundnya bila ditranslate-bagaikan, kan? Tapi dengan blog Akak berbahasa berterabur nih, tak heran la kalau sekejap2 BM diEnglishkan, sekejap2 English diBMkan ikut suka hati Akak jer kan pelingkupkan bahasa2, kan…
BUT!… Hat yang Akak nak sharekan bersama korang nih, ha, this word ah, dari BM Akak pasti telah didirect-translasikan ke English ikut sedap molot jer – but mula2 memang Akak tersedak ketawa, tapi bila dipikir2kan bebetul, hurm, ada logik lantas betulnya juger.
Apekah perkataan itiew? Ha, japs…
s-p-e-a-k-l-e-s-s
Yer. So we’ve hear, speechless and what not; but speakless? Ke Akak yang tak kenai bahasa omputeh lagi? True, ala ala perkataan Speakless tu ala ala bagaikan nan ado-ness kewujudannya. Tapi, cuba kita tgk logik disebalik Speakless itiew… mari…
If we bagaikan tak terucap kata- kata, bagaikan kelu lidah tak bertulang (Ewahhh! Bermadah pulak time2 sahur nih eh? Hehehe!), bila diEnglishkan, simply jadi SPEECHLESS – Speech = Kata- kata, yes?
And so NOW, coming back to the perkataan, SPEAKLESS katanya…
Bila kita tidak mampu bersuara, bercakap dan berdialog, maka, lahirlah disini – SPEAKLESS – ala ala Speak = Berkata, bukan ka? Hiks!
Jadi, kita nak gelak ketawa siniskan Speakless, atau kita nak reconsider kelogikan perkataan yang baru tatsat tadi nih ja Akak dapat dalam msg dalam Myspace Akak dari sorang mamat mana tah (tidak perlula kuhurai-panjangkan namanya kan; macam la hampa kenai pon, ops!)
To gelak, or not to gelak;that is the question…
Because, as said dalam dialog skeaping London tu tadi…
“SALAH TU TIDAK TAPI TAK BETUL…”
So, perlu lah kite ketawakan bahasa2 sebegini? Hurmmm *pose pose garu2 dagu, berpikir…
Jadi, sementara kita nantikan apakata mereka2 yang membaca entry ini serta melihat komen2 yang ado nanti, mrasa, for now – LETS SAHUR! Imsak jap lagi at 05.42am!!! Akak nak bersahur lite2! Daaa…
*Sambil betul2kan tudung purdah… “Akak tangguhkan entry2 dalam blog Akak ini dengan lafaz, Wassalam…” – Giiitu… Ha Isis, ko tak nangis!? Hiks! Mak dah berpurdah ni, kau pulak, bile nak bakarkan sajork skirt2 pendek menayang fefets tu semua!? OPS! Mati la makin panjang jugak jadinya entry nih! LOL!