Posts Tagged ‘videos’

Matila its all about “Bercakap”, “Banyak” dan “B….”

February 9th, 2010

Hahaha I wonder what’s with the last “B” word tu, kan? Hahahaha die la issue sensitivities! LOL!

Ini video pertama ni kisahnye pasal – BERCAKAP… BANYAK… hiks! Die lar yang bercakap banyak tu sebenarnye yang perlukan a RETAINER! Hiks!

And then, there’s this BABY yang also BANYAK (walaupun tak paham motif dan apa yang dicakapkannye itiew la kan) BERCAKAP dengan BAPAKnye… hiks!

And then, finally, this “B”… lalala…

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See why Akak save this last B and vid for last? Mati la jijiques!!! LOL!!!

Kezitau, kan!?! Mati la ada satu blog ni buat entry pasal video ni jugak, dengan titlenya “BILA PONDAN TAK TAU MALU” or something like that la kot. HAHAHAHA betul tu! Akak pun rasa nak pelempang jer bapok ni! HAHAHA

Yesterday geram, today also geram!

February 4th, 2010

Kan? Dua tiga menjak ni kan, asik2 citer pasal geeeeeeeeeram aje, kan? LOL!

Anyways, today’s topic geram tak der kaitan pasal demonstrasi bagaimanakah nak geram cara sawan babs katanya kan, hehehe… Hari ni issue bile geram dengan kucing bangsat tepi2 jalan yang suka2 hati mai nak curik makanan anak2 kucing kite lah, mai masuk laman umah kita suka2 hati MELABUR lah, mai ke umah kite tunjuk samseng lah… haaa, hari ni all pasal geram dengan kucing2 style2 cam tu. (PS: Manjaboy, Comelgirl, Baby and Adik – awas yer! Jangan kasik Mama naik hantian dengan hampa tau, haaa… nanti Mama buat laguni kat hampa baru tau! And lepas tu, baruuuu lah sesuai tetiber si Volksie akan hadapkan muka Akak ni kat SPCA, kan Volksie kan? LOL!)

Haaa… tudiah!

PS: Tapi kalau dok tak dudok hampa sengaja dok buat hal cam ni kat kucing2 kesayangan hampa, saja2 jer tak der keje, tu namanya hampa pendera tau! Akak tak kenal hampa tau! Lalalala… Now where’s that Chichi! Chichi?!! Meh sini! Come lets play with selofen tape meh meh! Maaati lah Jeebsion pukul aku pulak lepas tu! HAHAHA!

Wannna see cemana bile Akak geram kat office!?!

February 3rd, 2010

These past few days kan since the last post Akak blogged pasal the ever so pelik iPad tu (ish! iPad la pulak – what will they think of next? iBra? Ops!), Akak have been very stressed tau at work, busy not to mention, and plus, at times, very der very geram ya amats tau; at times with the work itself, at times with si Jeebsion tu (OPS!) and at time, just geram dengan ChiChi (si Jeebsion nye cat – and not to mention dengan si Comel gigirl tu jugak – lepas2 branak jer, makin mengada! Haha!).

And just this afternoon, I got to know about this video yang Akak rasa sangatlah sesuai dijadikan panduan untuk anda2 yang nak tgk cemana gayanya when Akak naik hantian naik geram brabuk and very der upsets! Mrasa la terus Akak uploadkan this video, buat tatapan semua, so that kalo ado yang tetiber sengaja carik pasal nak kasik Akak naik hantian, ha, awas…! Hehehe…

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It will be something like this lar…

And when Akak said something like this tu, I really meant ’something like this aje’ occayyy… and bukan exactly like this tau!

Ko kenapa tetiber nak speku bile Akak naik hantian sawan jer, meradang ngamok bagai jer, Akak terus2 aje feeling2 nak sumbatkan remote controls ke lublub jubs Akak – Ko gile?!!! Ada banyak menatang lain lagi boleh Akak gunakan, alih2 nak guna remote control?!! Habis tu nak tgk tv/ pasang music kat stereo (whatever remote control that is la kan, hehehe) dengan apenye kalau dah disumbatkan ke dalam lubs2 jubs Akak ni ha? Hahahah!

Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

January 29th, 2010

Mati la tajuk entry tetiber menyentap katanya – imagine we change that into BM and cakap 3 kali cepat2…

DARA! DARA! *and right before I ols sempat nak habiskan the 3rd-time ‘Dara’ itiew, tetiber, Akak dicucuk, maka termelatahlah Akak sambil berkata2…* DARAI!

Ops! Hiks! Sorry – tapi entry kali ni tak der langsung kaitan dengan UDA dan DARA, TRUNA dan MAK UDA, Riang Tirana… e eh? Hehehe… Seriously, I mean it. Kalau tak pecaya, ha, tgk kat related post tags – motif, tak der usur2 persis seperti Akak nak berceramah pidato fasal VIRGIN-ness, KAN? See… You olst semua2 alwayst tau suke nak tuduh Akak melulululululu! Hiks!

Ok lah – so if tak der kaitan dengan kedaraan serta kedaraian bagai, hehe, the, what? Hehehe… Mrasalah… it’s something yang ado kaitan relation related bersangkut paut bagai dengan…

Sir Richard Charles Nicholas Branson

Siapakah? No no no – not one of the characters dalam Harry Porter hat jadi hantian and keeps on muncul2 kat kawasan Hogwarts tu… that’s Sir Nicholas the headless bitch la – ops! Tetiber… watch you lingo Missy LKY! Hiks! Aaanyways, takkan that’s the only SIR that u ols can think of? Awat? Dia tu sorang tu ja nama dia yang dok ada Nicholas? Even if so, apakah kaitan dia dengan VIRGIN!?! Kan? Haaa mrasalah this particular SIR Akak maksudkan ini adalah that one la, hat always pakai kot2 blazer2 jeket2 satu suit sepadan dengan seluar dan underwear sekali kot, hat dok ada lambang2 UK tu… yesza! The English versi of Air Asia’s Dato’ Tony Fernandez itiew, hiks, the one and only, VIRGIN ATLANTIC Airlines owner… eh, founder… ler… same jer… hiks!

But again, itu juga bukan lah issue yang Akak nak bangkitkan. Hampa nak tahu sejarah cemana dia start bukak airlines bagai, pi WIKIPEDIA! Sia sia ada kompiter tapi dinch mau GOOGLE (Motif? Siap bercapslock serta memberikan khidmat fast LINK? Ado upah dari WIKIPEDIA and GOOGLE kot noh? Hehehehe mmmungkin…)

Anyways, now, actually, the one thing Akak nak voice outkan kat sini ialah… BETULKAH? BENARKAH? SERIOUSKAH? REALLY HAPPENING AH? AIYOH – questions questions questions! You want answers? MRASALAH click dimana yang sepatutnye yer… kuikuikui (NO NO NO! Not the Google and Wikipedia! Ish! Ni, the Click to show more of this entry linky ni ler! Hish!)

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Nih ha… Tak cukup dia buat airline yang masih VIRGIN yang flies around the world. across the ATLANTIC, katanya, dia (Sir Richard Branson lah! Hish! Cuba concentrate sket… hoihoihoi!) now dah came up with VIRGIN GALACTIC lah pulak katanya… haiyoh!

Virgin Galactic
The official unveiling of the 1st ever commercial airliner into out of space! Ish... macam macam la depa ni!

Commercial passenger airliner ley? Macam citer “STAR FLIGHT ONE” hat dulu2 tu la katanya, kan… Ha, mrasalah depa ni pon feels feels like going to places where Starship Troopers & Starship Enterprise jer yang selalu dok fly -together2 with ET, Luke Thighwalker… Darth Invader… OBee-Comeon-Boneme… C3PBlow… Ops! Tetiber, nama2 persis porno actors katanya kan? Mati la Squirt Reynolds & George Pooney… Lalala (Nak tgk video pasal nama2 porno2 actors nih, mrasalah view video ni -> Lalalala…

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NOTE*: If I were you, I’d tekan play the video, and then pause it, kasik it loads habis dulu, then play balik, baru leh concentrate/ enjoy the video. Or else, asik la tersangkut2, putunnn sangat, rite or not? Hiks!

Aiyoh! Mati la lari topic! Anyways, ni ha, yang Akak nak query kat sini kan, although katanya dosi buat the grand Virgin Galactic unveiling bagai somewhere early January hari tu, with website yang ala2 out of this world, containing data2 about this whole mega-universe project bagai ni kan, still, Akak risau, ni semua ala ala macam dalam video yang ni… (Ha this video mrasalah HAVE to watch because got kaitan dengan Akak nye keraguan itiew…)

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Ha, notice tak? Semuanya, ADO? Nan ado! So, taking that case into account and consideration bagai, mrasalah Akak mula la nak speku Sir Richard Branson ni is doing it again… Hmmmm… what u ols thinks?

Apelarrr yang nak di’sentap’kan also I donno lar…

September 27th, 2009

Akak came across these clips like a few weeks ago, just, tapi rasenye the clips dah online diuploadkan for quite sometimes dah pun, kat YouTube. And I fell in lovvveee with this QUEmar, not KUmar tau! Hehehehe… Very brilliant I tell you, I was laughing my ass off watching this QUEmar buat jokes. And speaking of jokes katanya, got some comments I was reading kat YouTube tu, ade kononnye Malaysians yang sentap dengan jokes si Quemar nih, particularly pasai dia sebut bab Malaysia la, ape tah… ade dalam part 1, check out at Akak rasa at 6 minutes 25 seconds point in the video, and for Akak lah, Akak rasa, my God! Bengapnye sape yang dok komen² katanya dia terase dengan jokes tu ala ala menghina Malaysia and Malaysians. Hello – I also Malaysian? (Akak also pegang status kerakyatan Venezuelan, and Mexican, and South African, and Colombian… and, erm, hmmm mane lagi negara yang Akak dah harumkan namanya dalam persada ratu²anchanteks eh? Owh ha – also, Dominican Republic as well as Curaçao) Anyways, ha, Akak also Malaysian, ado traso? Akak dinch nampak any solid reason untuk buatkan Akak sentap tau! Buat aku ketawa sampai nak terkucil, ado la… kan?

Watch part 2 and 3 right after the jump. Mrasa…

So now tell Akak, selain from the jokes overall to be lite² lucah and some yang kite tak paham WTF is this Quemar talking, joking about (because those people yang dia mentioned tu, semuanya Singaporean politicians and etc. kan), still, Akak rasa, takder satu pun yang directly menghina or menjatuhkan Malaysia, well, kalau ade tu pun, alahai, CIPUT jer. Pon begitu, itu jer ke sebab korang yang menyentap tu nak sentap about these clips? Ish. I tell u want. Go la bukak mata serta kapla hotak hampa tu luas² dulu and then tgk balik these clips of excellent example of standup comedian doing his job! Enuff said, now, mrasalah Akak nak tonton semiewla clips² nih, for, erm, God knows brapa puluh kali dah tatau! Hahaha… I love the merlion joke thingy… bodoh tau! Tapi suke lah! HAHAHAHAHA…

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion – says Miss California 2009

August 7th, 2009

Katanya haram Akak tatau pun Miss USA 2009 pageant tahun ni (of course la tahun ni kan, dah katanya 2009 kan? LOL!) got another kontroversi, sundelllsss! (Matilah I didn’t even know bile Miss USA 2009 pun actually – and to think of it, Akak dulu gila tgk pageant2 ni – but now got YouTube, why worry? LOL!) Controversy apa pulak dah kali ni yer? Hahahaha NO, its not another catwalk during evening dress and woooppsss! Jatuh katanya – addinch! That we would have to wait for Miss Universe 2009 in Bahamas to see if the newly crowned Miss USA 2009 itiew repeats the sejarah gelap Miss USA 2007 & 2008. But thats not the issue yang Akak nak sampaikan lam entry nih. Entry kontroversi bagai ni adalah mengenai the 1st Runner-up, Miss California

Carrie Prejean - Miss California/ USA 2009

Carrie Prejean - Miss California/ USA 2009

Yadey yadey yadey Akak bukan nak buat pageant review bagai yer, mind you. Kalu nak bace reviews, like the ‘Thoughts of Miss USA Pageant 2009′, mrasalah click here – for the famous “Tom’s Page of Miss Universe Mania” katanya, another resourceful site should you’ve missed the actual pageant or you want to read reviews of past pageants of Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA. Yadey yadey yadey.

What Akak would like to sampaikan here would be during the final question and answer session, particularly waktu turn Miss California to select the judge and get the question from the selected judge. She apparently selected some guy (gay perhaps?) cum Blogger also katanya (must be one great guy/ gay/ blogger – influential gamaknye? Nama pun Perez Hilton *adek bradek PARIS HILTON kot? Ke BABE PARIS? Ops!* – geranddd… ) and, apparently, this judge asked Miss California about the same sex marriage yang recently added yet another state in the US, making it to a total of 4 if am not mistaken, to have legalized same sex marriage bagai. She was asked, PENDAPAT BELIAU, HER THOUGHTS, HER OPINION regarding this issue, and when she said that she believed in marriage should be between men and women, tetiber, the judge/ blogger itiew naik hantian katanya.

Well nampak gayanya issue ni sangat hebats diperdebatkan di dalam YouTube ni – ramai2 said dia salah jawab and that caused her the crown, some said she was right all along to have answered based on what she believed in…

In my humble opinion la kan, regardless of what my preferences are la kan,… (which is obvious, isn’t it? Hiks!)

Akak rasa Akak would back Miss California up lar. The question specifically asked her pendapat, her opinion, and just because her answer tak mengikut, or appeared not as what you, dear Mr. Perez Hilton, have expected, motif ko nak naik hantian? Kan? I think its a total DQ out of nuthing lah! Sedey!!!

Salahkah Miss California tu standing up for what she believed in? Answering something from her heart? Instead of menjawab mengikut keadaan dan selera audience serta the judge yang kuarkan soalan durjana tu? Perlu la ko saja aje kan nak buat taikhangit lagi kat MISS USA pageant yang sememangnye dibelenggu dengan masalah2 kontroversi bagai, catwalk jatuh, press press laga2 teteks during the final two announcement bagai tu – mabuk berarak, pelessi bagai – Donald Duck, eh, Trump! (Owh I don’t mind Donald Trump Jr. tho… hiks!)…

As much as I would love to hate Miss California for not siding gays and lesbians, akan tetapi, Akak respect Miss California’s answer and decision to stick (eh, ke stand? Stand kot…) firm on her believes. Besides, berbalik kite to the basiques katanya – isn’t “EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION”, kan? Jadi, Perez Hilton, kenapa mesti kau menyentap? Ish!

Dubai on the World’s map? Or the World on Dubai’s map?

August 7th, 2009

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When you think of it la kan, pembangunan Dubai these days, well, actually, ever since Burj Al-Arab was made into reality la kan, very der sangat² the scarry-oh-so-so-scarry-the-marry, kan? Like, membangun sangats pesat, like, prolly, ahead of time itself? Kadang² when you think of it, Ruler of the kingdom, and his ideas, dreams and what not, semuanya very derrr mega very der mlawan the law of nature, kan?

And dalam kekelamkabutan meka (Dubai) nak membangun pesat, at times, diaorang jadi lalai gara² mengejar cita² mega depa tu, sampai boleh ter-aib-kan menda² yang sort of like, penting la jugak, like, the salib kat Burj Al-Arab tu (which Akak rasa, t’was just a so-called coincidence sajork la sign salib tu, kan? Hmmm – tah ler)… Apa apa pun, bagi Akak ler, Dubai’s dreams of building itu ini, making islands rising above the sea bagai tu semua, like The Palm Jumeirah lah, The Palm Deira lah (ape tah satu lagi palm island tu tah – semuanya got 3 palm islands – ape tah…), semuanya cannot compete and compare to THE WORLD Islands itiew (Mawi-’World’, u ols should consider getting one of the islands lar. U ols kan kaya also? Mrasalah ‘World’kan your World – e eh? Tetiber dok tak duduk mai kot mana Mawi tatau? Lalalalala – saje je… Hiks!)

As grand as the idea of Dubai having The World on its own map, mrasalah Akak ala ala macam bila nengok videos on the making of The World, and also the video promoting The World itiew, Akak tetiber trasa cam, haiyoh, ini namanya inovatif/ kreatif, creating something no one has ever come up with? OR, adakah ini mengubah kejadianNYA yang asal on Dubai? Tah la. Akak get very fascinated with The World (also with the rest of Dubai’s mega-projects), but I can’t help myself, like, terpikir, depa telah melampaui batas-kah? Hurmmm….

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The World, Dubai

Fascinating kan? Yet bg Akak, terdetik juger at times – scary…! Ennntah lewww… One comment Akak read kat one of the YouTube videos featuring the making of The World ni said, something somewhat like this…

Interesting! It’s like playing God!

Oh Hun darling! I don’t think playing God is somewhat ‘interesting’ - scary lah to even think of playing The Almighty God’s role… kan? Owh well – for those yang nak continue to dwell upon this subject, mrasalah. And for those yang malas nak pikir pa per macam Akak (e eh? Tadi kata asek2 terpikir asek2 tercrossing dalam kapla otak la, kan? Huihuihui!), meh kita nengok videos, mau dak? ;) Thought u guys might be interested with the following videos, I know I did (siap download lagi ni! Hiks!) Mrasa!


World Island Wonder (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 1/6 (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 2/6 (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 3/6 (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 4/6 (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 5/6 (Megastructure)


The World Wonder Part 6/6 (Megastructure)

Bile Akak present to yiew, the ke’buas’annye si Adik and Baby…

June 30th, 2009

Dah sampai pringkat buas tak hengat donia, OUTSIDE the boxie already. Dah pandai panjat kerabat tiang dinding kotak itiew katanya – mati la maknye si Comel, serta Akak, sama² pening, nak kepong dua ekoq adek bradek itiew… Hiks!

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FLV1: Adik and Baby, gado² manje katanye dlm kotak…
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FLV2: Adik and Baby, gado² buas katanye diluar kotak…
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Hiks! Matila si Comel ado enterprame dalam FLV2. Hahahaha! Enterprame sajork takper… ini, haha, skali join guling² gusti-wrestling-ratnodumilah katanya dengan anak² yer, hehehe sker la Akak nengoknye! Rase cam nak join skali jer – ops! Mati la semua tige² branak mati kepenyekkan dilenyek raksasa gorgon jumbo iniew, kan? LOL!

Bile Akak nak talk about matters of the heart…

June 18th, 2009

Not long ago (no seriously, memang not so long ago – I’d say, only 70 years ago jer… OPS!), a wise ol’ man, who was also known as a respectable professor, a great Sorcerer some said he was, yang always dressed up all in green (altho most of the time nobody ever saw him pun as he was so great and powerful… ermm… then, how come they know he always pakai serba serbi hijau eh? Owh well… whatever…) – Errr… where were we was I? Ah yes, the ol’ farker – OPS!

Anyways, this great man once said this remarkable quote, which am about to share with you ppl semue, because Akak believe that when it comes to matters of the heart, semua orang, tak kire tua, muda, tak brapa tua, tak ler muda sangat, laki, pompuan, tak la laki sangats, tak la pompuans sangat juger, kirenye, semua lah! Akak pasti everybedi pasti dapat me-relate-kan diri memasing tentang soalnya hati….

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“A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others…”

You ols agree? Dinch? Bagi Akak, tah ler. Buat entry ni doesn’t mean Akak agreeing to it, kan? Although Akak trase cam nak bangkang lah lite2 pulak the memorable quote orang tua iniew, tapi… lantak lah… Akak ok jer lalalalalalalalala…

Dan tetiber Akak feels² nak pakai dress yang di bawah nih…

lky-dorothy-fancy.png - Hahahaha gile tau! Ape kaitannye dengan 'matters of the heart' tatau!?! Hahaha yesza! Wizard of Oz! Mati la pose pose biadaps iniew! LOL!

lky-dorothy-fancy.png - Hahahaha gile tau! Ape kaitannye dengan 'matters of the heart' tatau!?! Hahaha yesza! Wizard of Oz! Mati la pose pose biadaps iniew! LOL!

… and nyanyi berdongdangdendang lagiew…

“Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly, birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can’t I? If happy little bluebirds fly, beyond the rainbow, why oh why can’t I…???”

Cakap pasal ‘dongdangdengdang’ tadi tu, Akak teringat lah pulak cekelat TORA – ingat? “TORA DATANG LAGI!!!” Hahaha mati la dah menyimpang dari issue matters of the heart dah ni! LOL!


Next episode, kite discuss matters of ‘COURAGE’ pulak nah? Ops! Hahahaha! (Source: http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/wizard-of-oz.jpg)

Anyways, sementara nunggu episode akan datang entahnye bile (Akak said episode yer, bukan next entry yer! Awas! Jgn speku silaps nah! Haha!), mrasa lah Akak sajikan satu lagi source of entertainment, kali ini, dari koleksi favorite videos YouTube Akak. Mrasa! (Yang ni ADE kaitannye yer – no, not with matters of the heart lah! With Wizard of Oz! OPS!)

PS: Minors please get your parents to view this video and then story balik kat korang ok. Direct viewing tak dibenarkan atas alasan² lucah! (Tetiber… LOL!)

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(Nape cam Akak rase Akak dah penah dah pong share this video, eh? Owh well… recycling is good for soul anyways… LOL!)

Bile Akak nak share another video…

May 18th, 2009

Not another one of my video clips nah… But still, ade related la lite² dengan Akak katanya. Muahahaha!

Siapakah? Apakah?

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Kannn… katanya… si Jeebsion rupenye yer… Hiks! Tahni! Hiks! (Walaupun asalnye Akak was supposed to watch it aired live katanya tapi, biasalah… ‘OPSSS’ sajork yang dapat kukatakan. Mueieueiueieueieu…)

So… Mrasalah!

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