Posts Tagged ‘video’

How iPads could change the face of the web? Aiyoh!

February 2nd, 2010

Don’t have to wait and see larrr what these “i” “i” “i” products thingy can do, would do, and definitely change the face of the web as well as us all surfers kan… ha, ni ha, if you could look at my face now, aiyoh, just by seeing the size of that thingy, dah buatkan muka I jadi srupa erm… hmmm… nevermind, that’s my problem! Hehehe darling, which one is you tetekkk ah? ONE TWO THREE? Pressing! Pressing! (Maaati la tetiber script QUEMAR mencelah bedah masuk dalam posting sharing is caring ni (nowadays macam2 bahasa depa guna, RETWEET lah, TRACKBACK lah, ha, apa lagi tah, macam2 lah konsep nama2 nya semuanya WALHAL sebenar2nya, TETAP concept macam Akak nak buat ni – HIGHLIGHT COPY & PASTE! Tadaaa!!! Hiks!)

iPad CEO with the new Apple iPad
Sentap tak!?! Sebesar2 tidak gedabaknye menatang tu! Imagine later they feels2 like converting it to be a phone - HOW!? hehehe

Mrasalah click click here here to read the story mory! Hiks!

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Nah! Mrasa!

When in 2007 Apple launched the iPhone not only reinvented the phone but it also introduced a revolutionary user experience that has changed definitively the way to browse the Web with a mobile device then before.
In that same period, I remember browsing the Web with a Nokia or Windows Mobile phone was an arduous undertaking: webpages was unreadable on small screens on portable devices, slow to render in mobile browsers and all available options that allowed users to fit pages to screen (for increasing readability) was ridiculously worse than the problem they was trying to fix.

With the iPhone, Apple has changed the rules of use and enjoyment of online contents with smartphones by creating an user experience that allows users to see everything at a size that’s readable and has forced its competitors to a rapid run-up to copy that model. The big success of the iPhone has also imposed, for the first time, to internet companies, online newspapers and bloggers to pay a big attention to mobile version of their websites: according to AdMob December 2009 Mobile Metrics report, iPhone OS dominates the market of smartphones generated traffic with a share of 51%.

This scenario led to a change of perspective in designing websites for mobile phones: it is not the devices that needs to adapt to the page layout, but is the page structure that needs to be designed for the specific device. The large diffusion of websites optimized for iPhone is the most concrete example of this trend characterized by one-column layout, simpler navigation bars with biggest tabs and links that perfectly fit with the iPhone’s touch interface (read also this post: Best Practices To Develop Perfect Websites for iPhone and Mobile Devices).

What could happen in the next months with the launch of iPad? Without doubt, the large screen lets users browse standard web pages in a easier way than on iPhone, so there will not be particular problems to see every website. That will change is probably the way to interact with web pages by exploiting the potential of multi-touch interface as has already happened for iPhone and iPod Touch games (take a look at Gameloft N.O.V.A. presentation on iPad during the Apple Keynote) and this will significantly influence and innovate the structure of web pages and their features.

And what about the lack of Flash on the iPad (link on iPhone and iPod Touch)? I think the Apple’s choice drastically limits the access to many websites but it could be, hopefully, a big opportunity to accelerate the slow process to switch to the HTML 5.

THE AUTHOR: Antonio Lupetti is an italian engineer, pro blogger, Mac user, founder of woorkup.com. He lives in Rome, Italy. Follow Antonio on Twitter or take a look at his Facebook Profile.

PS: Suddenly ala ala macam tasty pulak si sapa namanya dia tu, Apple CEO Steve Jobs hat kat ataih tadi tu dok present2 the new Apple iPad tu… Suddenly kan Mr. Jobs, I rase, you ols sangats candiew… tasty, very der! (Sambil cuit peha Fifi, spedo jerrrkkk! Hahaha)… Ape kata u kasik kat I segala mak nenek yang ado sangkut paut dengan Apple/ Mac??? Mrasa jgn u courier bok mai buah LAI dengan buah EPAL dah la! Hahahahaha!

A ‘Comeback’… A ‘Hero’…

January 25th, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen… my fellow bloggers, blog readers, visitors and all…

Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, I wish to ask for your forgiveness, for I have long neglected my blog/ website. I know the word ‘Sorry’ may not cover up the backlogs of entries and posts I once promised to do and what not, so I’ve decided to include this video, hoping all of you would understand why I’ve been so quiet these days, and of course, hoping you guys would eventually forgive me…

Kaedahnye! I’ve been a HERO ok, HERO tau bukan HEROINE tau ko ado!?! Hahaha! Gile tau! Pecah peruts si Jeebsion, CA and Akak buat menatang-alah ni subuh2 pagi ni! LOL! Owh well… at least, marks a comeback la kan… hiks!

PS: Comeback apo? Hey! Comeback for berblogging lah! Ko kenapa?!!

Never coba bring warga Emas naik keta like this nah…

November 22nd, 2009

UPDATED: Mrasa, after u ols toggle the (Show/ hide rest of post content) itiew, now got two videos. The second one tu yang LEBIH precise and complete – the first one tu vusuks, sebab depa cut the most important msg of all from the vid… yes… regarding the point where it is not normal for a woman to drive like that… a woman who promised to take ol’ folks asal2 nya nak gi picnic, alih2, nahhh, ado!?! Hahahah!

Somemore… if you’re on a record-breaking or making attempt, never ok! NEVER bawak orang2 tua togezer²…

If they don’t puke, they would probably do somesthings else to make your attempt, FAIL! Hiks!

Never ok, never… hehehe. Poor ol’ folks – Akak kesian hat yang strapped dok kat center seat tu – the seat belt tu bagaikan nak belitkan leher dia aje, kan? Hahahaha! And Akak sronok how dia charuts the lady driver tu… somewhat somesthings like this…

It’s not normal for woman to drive like this… It’s not normal!!!

Hahahaha I swear to God when she said that, Akak instantly thought of pemandu2 pelesits seperti… yes… Rania Escova… OPS!

This is the updated version/ video yang lebih complete – mrasa!

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Hehehe… “That’s all…” LOL!

Apelarrr yang nak di’sentap’kan also I donno lar…

September 27th, 2009

Akak came across these clips like a few weeks ago, just, tapi rasenye the clips dah online diuploadkan for quite sometimes dah pun, kat YouTube. And I fell in lovvveee with this QUEmar, not KUmar tau! Hehehehe… Very brilliant I tell you, I was laughing my ass off watching this QUEmar buat jokes. And speaking of jokes katanya, got some comments I was reading kat YouTube tu, ade kononnye Malaysians yang sentap dengan jokes si Quemar nih, particularly pasai dia sebut bab Malaysia la, ape tah… ade dalam part 1, check out at Akak rasa at 6 minutes 25 seconds point in the video, and for Akak lah, Akak rasa, my God! Bengapnye sape yang dok komen² katanya dia terase dengan jokes tu ala ala menghina Malaysia and Malaysians. Hello – I also Malaysian? (Akak also pegang status kerakyatan Venezuelan, and Mexican, and South African, and Colombian… and, erm, hmmm mane lagi negara yang Akak dah harumkan namanya dalam persada ratu²anchanteks eh? Owh ha – also, Dominican Republic as well as Curaçao) Anyways, ha, Akak also Malaysian, ado traso? Akak dinch nampak any solid reason untuk buatkan Akak sentap tau! Buat aku ketawa sampai nak terkucil, ado la… kan?

Watch part 2 and 3 right after the jump. Mrasa…

So now tell Akak, selain from the jokes overall to be lite² lucah and some yang kite tak paham WTF is this Quemar talking, joking about (because those people yang dia mentioned tu, semuanya Singaporean politicians and etc. kan), still, Akak rasa, takder satu pun yang directly menghina or menjatuhkan Malaysia, well, kalau ade tu pun, alahai, CIPUT jer. Pon begitu, itu jer ke sebab korang yang menyentap tu nak sentap about these clips? Ish. I tell u want. Go la bukak mata serta kapla hotak hampa tu luas² dulu and then tgk balik these clips of excellent example of standup comedian doing his job! Enuff said, now, mrasalah Akak nak tonton semiewla clips² nih, for, erm, God knows brapa puluh kali dah tatau! Hahaha… I love the merlion joke thingy… bodoh tau! Tapi suke lah! HAHAHAHAHA…

Wat arrr dis meanings? Akak dinch lar know how are they doing this! YouTube!?!

September 7th, 2009

Maksud apa? Sapa yang dok buat? Buat apa? Melalui itu blog post title tu, hampa dok ingat another entry paklawak lew? Hiks! Well, sorry, you ols dok ingats salahs! THATS MEANS (Aiyoh! Tonggang langgang kot mana sekali pun English orang tu, tak akan ada yang boleh lawan irritatingnessnye kalau orang tu cakap THATS MEANS, kan!?! Hiks!) that this entry kalau bukan entry lawak, errr… entry serious ka?

Hmmm… tak la jugak. Serious tu serious la tapi bukan la serious pasai soal hidup mati, sentap menyentap berdendam bagai – tak der la sampai macam tu. Tapi it erm, how to say, in between la kot – curious berselit sentap pun, ade gak… Semuanya gara² apa? Gara² SPAM! Ops! (Mati la Akak dicaruts Apek melalui e-mail ‘forward-this-email-and-hampa-akan-dapat-duit’ itiew, kan? Spam kah itiew? Tak der lah spam! Hey! Akak human tau! Google certified tau! Ops!)

Spammerinas mendenye? Haaa… meh Akak nak ceghiter! Nah… tgk dulu pix nih…

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See lar! Ni inbox Gmail Akak. See those 3 e-mails, received from sape? Yes, me! Akak! Motif!?! Bilemasalah pulak Akak hanto e-mail kat diri sendiri? Hurmmm...

Although memang la dah detected as SPAM, and dosi masuk JUNK folder, still, Akak nak tau something. So Akak clicked la one of those 3 e-mails, kan…

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Nah - Altho mai dari orang lain namanya, yang fenting, Akak question - cemana leh appear as e-mail Akak!?! Dosi tembusi benteng password Akak ke?

Tembusi benteng password Akak yang 19-characters panjangnye tu? Yang mixed numbers, alphabets and signs? Owh tidak… Gile ke ape? Punyelah strong password tu – takkan punye lah ade sesape yang leh ingat, well, not unless they have the password written somewhere someplace or pasangkan, ape tu tah, keychecker keyhacker keygen (OPS!) key ape tah tu kat keyboard ape tah tu, which I doubt la kan. Hmmmm… Ish. Kusut otak aku pikiaq. Technology seems bukannye membantu, tapi, memeningkan dan menyusahkan hidup ade la. Takkan Gmail mail server tu penetrable kots? Hmmm… Sapa ada logical explainaseeyon to zis, eh?

YouTube? Ape kene mengena YouTube dalam hal ni? Ha. YouTube tu pun satu, mengong mangkok al-hayuns! Semenjak² femes ames nih, macam² peghangai dok ada! Tak kisah la spams memenuhi ruangan komentar bagai, tu boleh delete. Tapi hat ada lagu kes issue copyright ni. Aiyoh! Sakit hati aku! Kalu Akak buat slideshow guna lagu sekian sekian bulat2, lets say, Akak amek lagu Beyonce Freakum Dress sebijik2 bulat2 copy rip bagai masuk ke dalam slideshow Akak as background music and upload, (HAH! Kes upload tu pun, sakit hati aku! Lembab nak mampos!), ITU memang la, kalu ikut²kan, mrasalah, memang la kot, salah, kan? Tapi, kirenye, kite amek video clip from videocam or hpcameravideo bagai, katanya, ada event ke ape ke, tup² dalam event tu dok tak duduk ade lah lagu background/ DJ/ clip asal tu ada lagu sekian² so so bagai, ha, motif!?! Hat tu pun sangkut ke Copyright ka? Hello? Habis tu nak upload apa ja yang boleh, kalu itu tak boleh, ini tak boleh, hat tu hak orang, hat ni hak orang, all gara² lagu? Bodopiang sunggoh lah! Sakit hati Akak tau bulan² posa siang² hari dok melalak melolong like this, tak semena² sepasal² kesahnye kurang pahala posa Akak, kan? Hiks!… ;)

Entahlah. Komen sket…!?! (Errr… banyak pon takper. Hehehehe!)

Because of “You”… It’s all because of “You”. You who? YouTube? Ops!

August 16th, 2009

No… Not YouTube. Apa korang pikir Akak buang tabiat ka dok tak dudok nak buat entry ala ala bertemakan konsep ‘Untukmu, Keranamu, oh YouTube’, gittu? Hish! Tadak keje la namanya itiew! LOL! Eh, no, bukan tadak keja. Ada keje… keja buang tabiat nak mampos gamaknya kot!?! Hahaha…

No no, the ‘YOU’ as Akak sebut²kan kat dlm entry title today tu, jugak, tidak Akak khususkan kepada anyone or anybody in particular yer. Haha mrasalah kali ni Akak dengan berbesar hati berbangga habis²an ni, ingin kuarkan statement, bahawasanya,

THIS ENTRY kali ni (kali ni jer la, kan? LOL!) is not about me! It is about the celebration of SOME women yang by right dikatakan diciptakan cerdik and dibuktikan time after time, normally lebih pintar bijak bagai dari kaum lelaki. Mrasalah this entry also points out that not only SOME of the women out there yang KURENG cerdiks, malah, got SOME jejantans-jejaka-lembiuts, yang terhegeh2 nak jadi womansss ni (ehem ehem! Ops! Paham kan??? Lalalala!) pun also ended up macam golongan2 minor/ kelompok kumpulan wanita kecil/ some small portion of populasi wanita dunia yang KURENG bijaksana.

Disclaimer-itu-penting: Biar Akak stresskan here; I said SOME yer dalam statement kat atas tu, and not entire/ ALL ok! Jgn ade feeling² nak saman Akak pulak!

Walaupun satu kategori ori dan satu tak ori, (OPS lagi!!!), namum begitiew, these two kelompok manusia minor yang kalu tak dibendung dan diajaq, boleh merebak jadi kelompok besau dan matilah mother earth serta Miss Earth akan disurrounded by… well, Akak tannak lah sebut directly, tapi, pikir² balik jap lagi time Akak sedap membahaskan fakta², confirm lah kuarnye memakian hehamunans. So baik Akak kata skarang kan? Ha…. disurrounded by what? IDIOTS. Yesza. Kelompok kecil/ segelintir/ sejumlah bilangan yang kecil/ small, little portion jer, of manusia specifikasiknya mainly wanita remaja muda (ada hat tua juga – ops!) DAN jugak geng geng kaum krabat pepondans, gayahsboys and so fort ni la, ha, depa ni la yang Akak dok YOU YOU YOU tu. Pahem dah sampai setakat la ni? Good!

Kalau tak paham jugak, well, hopefully after the ‘Show/ hide rest of post content’ toggle nanti tu, korang akan paham.

Takpa. Korang yang lambat pickup, not to worry. You don’t fall in this group of small, little, puaks, yang bengap. Sebabnya, hampa slow disebab Akak putaqbelit ayat pening pala panjang sangat so you guys might need to ulangi-pemahaman-bacaan anda satu round sakalilagi la… sedangkan, nuh, kompulan prempuans dan pompuans (got beza ok – the later one tu, hat tak ori lew – OPPPSSS!) yang Akak dok ngata kureng cerdik, bengap selenga habis tu, semuanya gar2 pasai one thing – apakah? Ya… JANTAN!

No, Akak bukan nak menyalahkan jejants tu, and no, bukan pasai Akak taste jantan ke ape ke – tapi dalam konteks yang Akak cuba diskusikan disini ialah, sememangnye, salah-bengapnye geng pompuan jugak! (OPS! Makhap yer. Bukan SEMUA geng perempuan yerrr – SEGELINTIRRR! Haiyoh! Penat la disklaimer sepanjang jalan nih! Hish!) Nak tau pasaipa yang Akak kata salah prompuans dan bukan jantans, altho, memangla, jantans pun ada gak salah depa. Tapi dalam contoh video clip yang Akak cuba sampaikan disini, clearly awai² nampak salah sapa dah…? Cuba kita lihatkan… Mrasa!

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Note: Sila aib-abaikan line ijau kat vclip ni – sorry lupa nak convert media file la ni kaedahnye. But that’s not the issue, so, I suppose, shouldn’t be a problem! Hiks!

Anyways, the Vclip was taken from Beyonce’s Experience LA Concert, waktu lagu Jailhouse Confession la, and yang Akak nak titikberatkan, ialah, the last confession itiew. Mrasalah kite read in detail… apakah???

I have always been an independent woman < -- Good start
But I knew he was broke when I met him < -- "ALERT! ALERT!"
But I didn’t mind though < -- "Gone-case!!!" sudahhh...
‘coz he always put it down < -- I have soklan - put what down eh? OPS!
I took him everywhere – Egypt, Brazil, Milan, u name it < -- Ado si jantan tu mintak nak ikut? Got meh? Si premps itiew yang bawak, kan?
But little did I know he was picking up a souvenir in every city < -- Salah meh? I collect souvenirs too. OPS! Infact, I have souvenir-tak-bawak-balik pon dari oversea, matilah dibeli dan dibiarkan saja di negara/ tempat asal. Mudah² kalo Akak gi lagi, bley beli-and-tinggalkan lagi, kan? OPPPSSS!!!
So when I caught him with that extra souvenir < -- Ha... mula la tu...
I stampped his passport to his final destination < -- Sentap... sentap!
to hell! < -- E eh? Akak got 1 q also, last!!! You send to hell, how? Courier service? Lalalala...

Now clearly u ols can tell – Firstly, awai² elok ja, dah elok dah kiranya, Independent woman. Bagus la. Not depending on sapa², sapa² pun lite² tak depend kat dia kan. Pastu, jumpa jantan, clearly dah tau secrystal²nya, nan ado duit nan ado apa² – haruslah bergantungan pada diri pada si prempuans/ pompuans itiew, kan? Pastu, ayat seterusnya – buta²nya dia tak kesah bab jantan itiew tak berduits, kira-kaedahnye krana apa? “Coz he always put it down!” Akak suppose, put her down on bed and huyah huyah huyah ajer la kan. Pompuans al peponens pun samalah! Jumpa jantan taste, takperla. Spedo jer, bunga rampai jer, busuk² main sedap ngan jantan tu – yooo lah! Harrrtuih! Suka la konsep² bunga rampai nih! Pastu tak cukup bunga rampai, spedo bawak pi Egypt (EGYPT!?! Hey 2007 yang Akak gi Egypt tu Akak tak spedo jantan memana bawak pi tau! Hiks!), Brazil, Milan (fashion show ka? Ops!). Pastu dah ciktan tu makan luaq, hang nak sentap, nak cop passport to hell (ko pikir ko sapa nak hantaq orang pi hell?!? Immigration Department of Hell-Zone ke!?!) segala bagai. Sedangkan if dikaji semula, hang jugak yang getek mulakan it all! Kan?

Well, that’s the way AKAK see it la kan… Although, I could be wrong jugaks, kan? OPS! Pendapat u ols pulak lagumana? Mrasa kita berperdebatskan… lets!

PS: SEKALI lagi buat penutupan entry, when Akak said kaum pompuan (be it ori or non-ori tu la!) being bengap bodoh pekak wailul bahlul bodohpiang bagai gara² jantan… dan nafsu serakah haiwan biawak bagai tu, AKAK bermaksudkan dari awalnya, hanyalah SEGELINTIR saje yer. Hat lenglain tu, Akak tau, pandai, cekap, berhemah, takbuat keje² camni, cam Akak la. Tak gitu Rania? OPS! (Mati la tanya pon, pakar cerai berai masuk keluar naik turun COURT, kan? Lalalalala!). So jgn ade pulak yang trasa terkecik hatipooky bagai yer, sebab Akak sebout berolang²kali yer - SEGELINTIR, MINORITY, SEGEROMBOLAN KOMPULAN KECIL sajork yer…

Mrasa… pikir²kan, and lepas tu, mrasalah, lets comments, nah? Hiks!

OMG! Could it get any worse!?! Nangeslah like this!

August 11th, 2009

I kindda like cannot believe it how Monday ‘dragged’ me right till the end of time katanya – thought by nightfall last night (Monday), kurang la sikit hawauness Monday hentam kat Akak. But instead? Sampai malam katanya, right after I posted yesterday’s “Monday-blues” entry tu, Akak actually went out to buy some stuffs and fill’up my Red Ken’s fuel tanksi, Monday tetap tak sia²kan the last few hours before Tuesday begins its duty as a new day. Tetap Monday menghawaukan Akak, and Akak felt, pagi nih, the best way to explain it all, what had happened semalam tu, semuanya Akak rasa akan lebih mudah diperjelaskan once u lots watch this opening clip/ vid dulu. THEN I suppose u guys would understand lebih senang… (Yes, Akak just nak story pasal the night part jer yer. Am not gonna dwell much on what happened from noon onwards, kang Tuesday-blues pulak jadinye terbawak², kan…)

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YES! I could get SETERUK ni but it just didn’t happen exactly mcm the video la of course – like, G-String? Nak bagi the situation becomes senak pedih terkepit-terbelit bagai lagi!?! Sudah² dengan ’seksa’ Akak had to go through tu…

Scenario: Di sebuah local restaurant, somewhere nearby umah Akak, somewhat 5 minutes drive away. Exact lokasi, counter cashier kat restaurant tu…

Pakcik behind the cashier counter: Ya? Nak bayaq ka?

The unlucky soul: Eh dak. Baru nak order. Tapau na pakcik… bungkuih…

Pakcik: Oh nak bungkuih, ok. Nak bungkuih apa?

The unlucky soul: *bla bla bla bla bla* (What Akak order tu semua tak penting la…)

Pakcik: Ok. Ayaq takmau order bungkuih sekali?

The unlucky soul: *bla bla bla bla bla*. Brapa semuanya eh pakcik? Saya bayaq teghuih la, satgi saya mai ambek. Saya nak pi Esso dulu. Boleh kan?

Pakcik: Ha bole. Lagi senang tak payah dok tunggu. Satgi lepaih boh minyak, mai ja amek. Semuanya… *bla bla bla*

Sessi duit bertukar tangan dari beg Akak ke cash register machine kat counter cashier pakcik tu, dikembalikan some changes.

The unlucky soul: So satgi saya mai balik nah… mekaseh na pakcik…

Pakcik just nodded – senyum, and terus layan next customer…

So, apa yang teruknya? What was the ‘KES’ yang srupa haru biru dah keadaannye tu? Well – that was just the intro, which is relevant la jugak to the next dialogue - take note of these next scripts… *Rania Escova! Tutup telinga, tutup mata, skarang!*

Scenario: Dari counter cashier, bergerak catwalk menuju kembali kearah Red Ken, apabila ada seorang jejaka muda candiew menyapaku… (Dahhh macam novel la pulak nih jadinya! Hish!)

Si Jejaka: Dik! Dik!

The unlucky soul – yang by far ketaranya BUKAN ADIK yer if nak dicomparekan dengan jejaka tu! Dia kot yang ‘adik’ – owh well… anyways…

The unlucky soul: Yer?

Si Jejaka: (Still walking towards Akak) Emmm… dok mana? (Sambil tersenyum)

E eh? Motif? Ngorat ke? Ngayat la tu. Mujur candiew! Jadi, maybe Akak will entertain la kot sikit, kan… After all, after a kindda longgg disastrous Monday, apalah salahnye Akak give myself some time bersukeria-bergedikbagai dengan jejaka muda ni, kan?

The unlucky soul: Emmm… duduk mana?

Si Jejaka: Ya… dok mana?

The unlucky soul: Kat taman dekat² sini jer… nape…

And then, it happened. The point when it turned out to be LEBIH DISASTROUS dari siang hari Monday tadi tu itself…

Si Jejaka: Tak. Bukan dok kat mana maksud tu umah kat mana. Saya tanya tadi adik dok meja yang mana tadi? Meja nombor brapa? Tadi dah pi bayaq kat cashier dah kan? Saya cuma nak check ja. Sebab selalu orang bayaq kat kami, kami yang pi kat cashier… *bla bla bla*

“Ohhh… My… GOD!!!” x braparibujutakali pun Akak tak ingat dah!

Maka! Dengan ini, secara rasminya, RESTOREN ITU Akak takmoh pi dah!

ENUFF!!! @(^#$!#*^_!)$^!_#^!@&+!$^!_#(!&_#*!#$_ !!!

So cute!!! So clust!!! Akak suka Akak suka!!! Kak Long Hatress!!! TQ na…

July 27th, 2009

Ehek ehek ehek! (motif gelak serupa dah bateri kong dah nak mampos dah? LOL!)

Anyways, katanya, tadi, ‘While I was away away away cari parkir di bandaraya A/Star nearly 1/2 hour gara² nak pi Bank!’ itiew la kan, our lovely-baru-lepas-operate-kerat2-buat-appendix katanya, Kak Long Hatress, bersuara-komandang di Cbox… ehek! (Hish! Ehek lagi. Hmmmm… )

(Screen-shot captured dari Cbox Akak itiew…)

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Linkies apakah? Well, yang penting, before Akak revealkan, mrasa, AKAK also suka lah! Terus terkinja² sama srupa macam dalam linkies itiew… hiks!

Link itiew adalah linkies kepada video YouTube inieh! Hiks!

Suke kan??? Suke sangats! Rase cam diaorang enjoy sangat saying I DO to Mr. Wrong or Ms. Big-Mistake - ops! Anyways, mrasalah lepas tamat segala tarian bak kera kena belacan bagai tu, sure pasangan mempelai itiew, termengah² tatkala nak ucapkan “I DO” itiew, kan? Hahahaha… ape²pun, Akak suke lah! Thanks Kak Long PorahHat (lama tak panggei u ols itiew, kan? LOL!) for sharing this great cool vid! Muahs!

PS: Gamaknye kalo buat kat kekampungs lah, berarakkan pasangan mempelai endah chantek berkebaya songket berbaju melayu sampin bagai, dalam konsep terkinja2 menari cam ni, agak2nye, kena pelempang tak dengan golongan2 ‘makan garam lebih banyak terlebih dahuliew’ itiew semua for rosakkan majlis? Hmmmm… ada soon-to-be-newly-weds yang teringin nak experimentasi??? Tak achi buat kat kota – majlis kena buat kat kampung, tgk sikit how orang sekeliling re-act! HAHAHA! Kalau ada habaq nah – Akak nak pi! Front row!!! :D Tudiah!

Akak rase, Akak prefer dia dari Simon Cowell… You ols?

July 12th, 2009
This is not entry luch-18sx nah! This is a safe-for-all entry, can eat somemore - OPS! The burger lah, I mean! ISH!

This is not entry luch-18sx nah! This is a safe-for-all entry, can eat somemore - OPS! The burger lah, I mean! ISH!

Entah lah, maybe its just personal preferences katanya kan. Akak dinch la minat sangat si Simon of Lagreen? OPS! Matilakau CA yang ngidam nak pakai skirt Prime Minister King and I itiew kan? LOL! Anyways, Akak memang dah lama dah minat kat si Piers Morgan ni. Sexy sundels! Don’t mind lah daddy daddy kalu ginik – hiks! Mati la jentik sekali, boleh terus K.O. dan mrasalah Akak yang warisi harta2nya, kan? LOL! Kuats kans adek² these days brangan! LOL!

This was taken from this site. Mrasalah click on the link to read more about this matter. For now, mrasa, lets tontoni video iniew… hiks! Suke la part dia buat muka last last tu – kan? I like him and sapa sorang lagi tu, Colin Firth itiew? Yesza. Dua dua Akak don’t mind sapu – ops!

Piers Morgan doin’ the naked-Burger King-fragrance advert campaign vid (From Showbiz News/ Sky News)

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But Akak just got one question – Burger King got fragrance eh? Quotes, “The cheapest celebrity fragrance”? Mowtif?!! Satgi burger² kat semua Burger King outlets mrasalah berbau fragrance, ataupun, hehehe, FRAGRANCE TU YANG BAU BURGER – camne!?! Mati la mengkedaghah fragrance, kan? LOL!

Bile Akak pening tgk Baby dan Adik dosi mula buas!!!

June 19th, 2009

Haiyoyoh karavaley!!! Deyyy! Hampa ni kan, kalu dah start² celik terbeliak terbukak bijik mata tu, ha, mula la kan, perangai masing²!?!?!

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Pening² pon, Akak terhibur ala² lite² geli²hatiew katanya nengok perangai Baby ngan Adik, dah srupe Manja ngan Comel dulu² kala katanya… Hiks! Nak stand still pon dinch boleh lagik, masih terhoyong hayang macam orang mabok, ada hati nak bergusti tomoi depa dua ekoq nih, kan??? Hahaha!!!

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