Posts Tagged ‘very personal’

Bile Akak just nak post up a simple memo…

May 19th, 2009

Mrasa? Mrasa…

Memo a.k.a MC from blogging? Ops!

Memo a.k.a MC from blogging? Ops!

Mari… baring… *sambil pose² angkat kaki letakkan atas bantal, elevating katanya… bayen! Wish me a speedy recovery na…??? :)

KY Personal Lubricant

March 17th, 2008

KY Personal Lubricant
Originally uploaded by jamesburger


I’ve found my successor; a beautiful and intelligent successor…

December 9th, 2007
Today, I am no longer Miss World title holder for the year 2006; as we have now Miss Antigua and Barbuda, to carry on the title for the year 2007 till her time is up in 2008. And I will be giving a full-coverage entry about Miss World 2007 pageant yang baru saje selesai berlangsung last night…


Just wanted to say this, to my beautiful, talented and charming and sweet successor…

You’ve got it;
“Want the crown.Wear the crown.Feel the crown.Be the crown.”

Congratulations dear!!! :) Enjoy your one year life as Miss World 2007…

Regards from your predecessor…
Lea – Miss Venezuela/ Miss World 2006/07

Thanks kakak.. u really inspired me.. mrrmrmrm..
yesterday was mcm mimpi, i hope dey all agree on the pt foundation thingy. atleast blh buat sumthing beneficial jugakkan..

Thanks kakak! muah muah.. - Miss Antigua and Barbuda/ Miss World 2007/08

… but that “soon” does not mean like later in 1/2 hours time or tomorrow or somethin’, nah? Hiks! Mak penat sundiels. Like, me, C.A. and Ginger just arrived back from KL just now; so you can imagine la how penat we ols semua. Besides, me gonna be busy MAKAN dulu, so lepas tu baru nak pikir about the entry! Hiks!

So nevermind, tunggu² jer la yer for the entry, coming soon – and lets just again hope that “Soon” is just like, later, tomorrow? Hiks! :)

Cheers!

Step not down, but only aside…

December 8th, 2007
In anticipation of my passing of the crown really really soon, I hereby would like to state the following:
I have enjoyed my reign, and therefore willingly release my crown to my successor to continue the tradition, of proving there is such a thing as beauty with brains.

And… while there have been debates about my physical state now, I have nothing to say but for the fact that even with the crown, I still am human and have flaws.

To quote a line once used in America’s Next Top Model cycle 9 episode 10,

I have flaws,
but I make them beautiful… - Bianca

I hereby would like to state that any bitching about my current appearance, is gracefully accepted, being in my nature as a queen. Not just one with a crown, unlike many others who bitch about me, but one who has proven time and time again, I have deserved it.

And I now, step not down, but only aside, for the coming queen, as I prepare to place the crown on her head of synthetic hair worth MYR70 from Jenny L&G in Pandan Jaya (Anyone wants the full address? Office number? Mobile? Mrasa, e-mail me nah? Ops!), I would like to remind everyone, that a queen, is just that. And jealous subjects, can say anything they want, but only dream of being me…

Yang penting, mak juger lerrr yang ado crown dalam koleksi yang tidak dibeli sendiri yer. And we’re not talking about just satu crown jer yer… it’s actually, SALAH SATU out of the many yer. Hiks! Ko ado? Nan ado katanya! Mati la nanti mak diklasifikasikan sebagai “Miss Tak Layak” yang “Kekwat”, kans? Hiks!

Next sexperience story, PLEASE!!?!!

March 23rd, 2005

Dearest all…

Buurrrppp *&%$^&*!@!!! – Alhamdulillah *Suara kepit sikit itiew!!!* Syukur…”

Nyeh – excuse me nah, mek baru menjamah burger yang abang ptg tadik itiew buat dengan segelas air Peel Fresh Guava juice… ahhh – sedaps. Baru ade itiew mood untuk tulis new sexperience story morry mek! Ehehehe

So alkesahnye kali ini adik adikkiew sekalian – perjalangan mek belum sudah. Kali ini, mangsa2 seterusnye? Abang2 driver transport pickup/send off crew MAS.

Mek dinch mau propah banyak2 on intro -kang Leez kutuk mek lagi! Ekekeke. So anyways, kiteorang as crew nih, sapa duduk area Subang Jaya macam mek nih, ade lah transport disediakan. Those van MAS itiews semuanye pick up crew – hantar ke airport… pastu balik pun sama, they all akan send u back home. Gittu lah. Selalunye one van ade lah 3 ke 5. Waktu pick up selalunye mek tak kuasa nak concentrate siape yang pick up mek – sebab sah sah nak gi kerej. YANG mek KESAHkan waktu mek balik flights – aha!!! Mek akan pastikan kalau can do2 jer driver van pick up itiew, mek akan duduk depan. Kalau hazab, pegi mampos lah – mek akan jadik mem-besau kat belakang itiew.

“Ade ke abang2 driver yang buat kerje2 itiew u ols???” Hai – dioarang pon manusia gak, kan? Sama jugak ler. Ade yang menggatal – ade yang alim waraq… ade yang cakap sepatah jawab pun sepatah, macam2 style lah. Kalau tak der, masa kan ade report pasal abang driver van pickup/send off yang cuma merogol crew? Eheheheeh I wish I was lucky! Ekekekee

So mek tannak citer panjang – roughly korang ade la idea citer nih. So anyways, mek nak berceritakan tentang sorang mamat driver nih. Nama dia Azam*bukan nama sebenar. Si Azam nih waktu mek kenal dia, dia pick up mek kat rumah. Waktu tu mek ala ala noticed, haiyoh! can do sundel!!! Cam tu lah – tapi otak mek pikirkan pasal flight, so bo-layan la lahanat itiew. Lepas beberapa minggu, mek di send offkan ke rumah oleh Azam. Tgk list, ade 5 crew, dan mek crew terakhir dlm list send off itiew. Oh gumbira!!! It was somewhere lepas 11nish malam dah. So lepas hantar the 4th crew, mek borak2 lah lelebih dengan si Azam nih. Waktu awal2 lagik dah borak, tapi ala ala borak kosong jer. Lepas dah clear crew2 kat belakang itiew, baru mek mengorak langkah dipersada… ehehehe

Mek kan suke propah gambar dragon kat hp mek kat orang? Ekekek – apa lagik! Tektik itiew lahhhhh mek gunakan kat Azam itiew. Nyeh – nampak sangat dia dinch boleh duduk diam. Macam sanggap mustikahgurhanagersang la pulak mek tgk. Pastu kami mula sembang2 ala ala luch light2 – mek soal selidik dia, itu la ini lah. Sampai kat bawah apartment mek – mek tgk kereta mek jer ade. YEZ! Shubenz dinch ad di rumah katanye!!!!!!!!! SMS shuben – shuben katanye keluar balik umah mak dia. Kalau dah balik umah mak dia di malam mek nih balik flight – confirm dia tidur sana. So mek ala ala mengayat la si Azam nih ok… sbb mek tahu lepas dia send off kan aku, dia dah off duty dah! Ala ala ayat paling keji mek malam itiew…

Ala Abang Azam, you kasik I setengah jam… ehehe… confirm I jadik cam gambar itiew. Tapi ade beza ke? Lampu nanti ditutup jugak? So? Ekekeeke – janji…XXX” Gituuuu!! Ala ala ketandusan lah pulak… Tapi percubaan mek gagal justeru itiew mek telephone laki mek suruh balik malam itu jugak ke apartment mek! Ehehehehe…

Aku tak pernah mengaku kalah – lagi dia jual mahal – lagik mek getek! Mek lelepas itiew, ade lah around a month or so tak dapat dia *Azam* to send me off balik umah – asyik dapat shubenz2 azab! Pak Cik2 kertu jer! Tapi lepas tu, like I said lar, sebulan plus plus, mek tgk dia send off mek balik. Mak yakin, kali ini, ku paaaaaaaastiii!!!!!!!!!! Ekeke

Nyata percubaan kedua mek tak sia2. Dengan alasan…

Ala Abang Azam, tak sudi ke nak naik apartment I minum teh tarik I nak buat nih?TEH TARIK JADIK UMPAN PANCINGAN KIEEWWW!!!!Mek memang kezi.

So lepas segala usaha gigih mek buat teh tarik, lepas dia cakap sedap walhal mek tahu tak berapa sedap pun, mek menjalankan tugas mek. Poor unfortunate male, menggigil dia sedikit tatkala takut agaknye dengan mek. Tapi mek telah memastikan dia tidak gentar lagi selepas itiew.

Mek slow2 berborak pasal sexperiences dia. Ternyata, dia ala ala teruna suci yang hanya baru pernah dapat blowjobs dari ex gf dia. Sedeh lah! At 24, virgin still? Haiyoh! Mek tak leh biarkan dia menderita sebegitu rupa ok! Ekekeke.

Mek mulakan dengan ala ala baring2 manja – No! Mak dinch draggon ok! Kalau MISS G mampu confident dengan selapis miyami ke ciksit, kenapa mek tak leh confidensy dengan 3 lapis miyami campur compact L`Oreal selapis, DI RUMAH? Ehehehhe. Lepas baring2, mek ala ala raba2 cikneks dia. Aiyoh nyeh – mek memang setan gondolanz itiew hari. Tah ape jadik dengan kewarasan mek pun dinch tau. Yang ku tahu, puppappuppap lepas mek meraba2 manja satu badan dan di cikneknye, dari terkulai layu, TERUS UP ok!!! Mek teruja ok! Apa lagi, mek manja2 kat ciknek dia – terus DIA SENDIRI bukak seluar suruh mek cik loi. Katenye dia dah tak tahan. Cik nek ok lah – average for Malays I suppose so. Dengan heightnye yang ala ala 5′7″, cik nek 5.5″, ok la kot, kan? Eheheeh TAPI, NYEH! SEDEH DAN PILU mek ok! MEMANG DIA TAK TAHAN- Mak baru cik loi 5 minit dah memancut mancut air tambuninye… ape kes!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tapi it didnt habis macam itiew jer. Selepas dia cuci2 semue, mek confirm ingat dia nak balik. Katanye malu2 simpul melu – nanak LAGI katanye! Haiyoh! Kemaruk ke ape jantan nih? Mata mek dah separa terbuka dah – mek rase lebam dah mata mek tatkala tak cukup tidur. Tapi tak per, mek berjuang lagi. Tapi kali kedua, dia nak rasakan ape ‘geng2′ nye selalu katakan “Wei – main bontot, kemut keliling babe! Ko tak penah cuba lagi ka wei?” Ha cam tu la lebey kureng kawan2 dia dok tanye dia selalu – dia lah citer kat mak. So angkaranye, mak tahu dia nak cuba memduburi mek… ADDINCH mek cakap.

Duburi I, you kena labur saham dan pinang I jadik kekasih sepenuh masa. Unfortunately at this present moment, I sudah bercouple. So I dinch mau serahkan yang belakang itiew. I harap u faham” Gittu lah scriptnye. KATANYE! CHOYssss SanggaaattttTTSS!! Drama sangat mek, kan?! Mek bukan tannak kasik dia cik jub mek. Masalahnye, mek kalau MOOD tak der nak di cikjub, mek dinch mau u ols. Cukup la mek cik loi dia. Dinch belakang u ols.

A bit hampa, tapi dia tetap nak mek cik loi dia utk kali kedua. Macam2 posisi style kami buat. Mek atas dia la. Dia atas dada mek lah. Dia baring lah. Dia duduk atas sofa la.. meja dining la… tandas lah. The second blow, haiyoh – VERY DER LENGOH ok mulut mek! Terasa menyesal pulak tak kasik dia cik jub. Kalau cik jub, musti cepat. Ekekeke.

Dua dua kali dia explode, dua dua kali di muka kiew. Mujur tak drag.Kalau drag, “ALAAA!!! HABIS MAKE UP SMOKEY I!” Eehehehe. Dan lepas tu, go figure, mek hambat dia balik. Ada hati dia nak duduk lagi tu. Mek dah penat time tu nak feeling2 lelebih.

Tapi lepas tu, ade lah lagi sekali dua encounter mek dengan dia. Ade one time tu, sebab punye lah lama mek tak ‘on’ ngan dia… kat toilet hub pun kami on kejap. Very derrr dia tu tau. Selalu tanye “Bile u nak clash nih? I nak u lah..” Katanye? Eheheheehe. Tapi dia pun tak lama la. We met somewhere 2001/2002 kot. End of 2002 dia berhenti kerej. Katanye join tentera – THAT’S IT! Ehehehehehehee Habis lah lepas nih Leez – kalau si Azam nih kat Ciksittun – kem salam sama dia nah? Eheheheheheehhe. Driver lain? Dinch ke? Well u ols – ade jugak sexperience dgn driver lain2, tapi semuenye biase2. Dia nih mek anggap lain sikit sbb first attempt mek menggoda, dia menolak bulat2! Tu mek ingat dia selalu… sbb mek terpaksa usaha gigih extra utk dapatkan dia naik minum teh tarik mek! Ekekeke

Aiyohyo amma appa!!! Dah 11.45pm! Maassaaa utk sneak out keluar jengjalan dengan mak ayam Nabilla!!! I wonder if dia jadi keluar ke idak? Hmmm – nevermind. Mek ouddie duluk. Mek nak call dia. See you guys kat my next entry nanti nah? COMMENT lah sikit entry ini!

PSok – cukup dulu kisah2 panas sexperiences mek. Kite kembali ke alam pembekuan citer yang diklasifikasikan dibawah 18sx ini, ok? Ehehehe

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah


Next please – Kota Bharu!!!

March 23rd, 2005

Dearest all…

Each time mek ade flight yang nightstoping in Kota Bharu, Kelantan, my heart would beat like, haiyoh! Laju! Bukan gementarz, senorotz ok! Senorotz ape? Yer yer – mek tahu, KBR itiew negeri Islam sesangat, very the PAS Hijau Putih everywhere – tapi jangan anda lupe, ehehe, KBR jugerrr ramai jejantan, abang2 jurtzzz dan chicken2 can do!!! Mek suke buat flight itiew! Biar lah mek keje kat Economy, leh JS – Kalau for us crew, JS is Juice Sector, mek, JS – jengjalang sector! Eheheheeh. Kalau buat shuttle KBR LAGI mek suke!…

Tapi dalam banyak2 reason mek suke, mek always suke kat sorang abang itiew, Malik8* namanye *bukan nama sebenar*, selalu sedia tersenyum menanti ketibaan crew di Lapangan Terbang Sultan Ismail Petra. Dia nih driver transport utk crew ke hotel and vice versa dari hotel ke airport. Mek mule2 kenal dia waktu kiteorang arrival last flight dari KL, so sampai KBR lewat malam, semue crew nak tapau the famous nasi lemak, so dia bawak lah kiteorang gi tapau. I malas nak turun, suruh la set crew mek tolong belikan, tinggal lah dia dalam van itiew dengan mek. Sembang2 sana sini, mek ingat ayat mengayat mek macam ini – sangat2 mek ingat…

“Haiyoh! Cepat lah diaorang nih! Nak beli nasi lemak ke nak buat nasi lemak!?”
Kenape dik? Nak rushing ke mana? Bukannye ade ape2 dah pun – malam2 nih…
“Tak der lah. Kite nak masuk bilik cecepat. Dah tak tahan nak mengisap rokok!”
Oh – nak isap rokok. Ingatkan nak isap ape

Oh-tidak! Takkan begitiew mudah? YES! IT WAS BEGITIEW MUDAH…

The next thing that happened, waktu sampai hotel, dalam tangan mek, dah ade phone number dia! Sampai bilik, mek terus la called dia. Sbb melalui apa yang kami borak berdua tadi, dia cakap dia boring, ingat nak lepak ngan mek. Ha, pucuk dicita ulam mendatang kaedahnye. Mek ape lagik, mempelawanye dengan kangkangan hebatz la!

Dia dtg la malam itiew, walaupun agak risau, takut hotel staff tahu tapi nothing happened pun. Kite orang borak2, isap rokok, minum2 – and go figure, yes, mek cikloi dia. First few times mek scandalious dengan dia, ala ala light2 blogjobs jer u ols. Tapi yang bestnye he was sooo exciting! Dia pandai lah – kejap dia nak duduk – kejap berdiri… kejap baring – tak pernah boring lah blowjob dia. Moaning dia pun leh tahan… very the abang abang.

Abang Malik was in his late 20s. I assume now he’s 33 ke 34, cam tu la. He’s not tall, around 5′6″ aje kot, body not bad for late 20s… berketak lah jugak. Muka, very abang2 kemelayuan can do. Ex army katenye? Tah – mek bukannye pedulik pon. Married, 2 kids, tapi wife dia either bercerai or dah Innalillah kot – tah, itu mek tak sure. Pastu, konek, haiyoh! Mek rase ade la ala ala 6.5″, and 24-7 mencanak mendongak ke arah atas. Dinch straight ok, selalu kepala konek dia tu hampir2 mengena pusatnye. So u ols leh imagine its always mendongak ke atas, bukannye straight ke depan.

I guess lama ke lamaan, dia makin bosan dengan hanye blowjobs. Dia mula pandai gentel teteques mek – bab isap jilat puting mek, haiyoh! Jangan tanye. Mek mengalami multiple orgasm ok! For a late 20s, malay man from KBR, he sure does know what KINKY and nasty sex means… ehehe. Love bite hampir2 dia nak buat nyeh – mek dinch benarkan. Ade satu malam itiew, mek rase, mek blowjob dia ade lah for 5 minutes, and for the next 55 minutes, he pleased me and my tits and my body aje tau! End of that 55minutes, I asked him to shoot his loads. Nyeh, shooting his loads, biar lambat, atau cepat, abang Malik NEVER mengecewakan u ols. Berdas das dia memancutkan air tambuninya u ols. Pekat, banyak… siap meraung moaning itiew yang mek langsung tak tahan ok! Tempat favoritenye, dada mek… muke mek… or tak pun, kalau mek yang ngada2… mek suruh dia berdiri, masturbate sampai dia cumm kat palm of his hand… figure out what I did lepas itiew? DINCH CERITS!

Soon, he said he wanted more – yes – itiew main vontotz lah itiew. Surprisingly, when it comes to anal, he was soooo, such a, gentlemen about it! Lembut jer dia belai vontotz gebau mek. Dinch push it in tergesa – always slow and steady – dinch mau hurt me kot. Tapi slow mlow dia pun, bile dia dah nak organisma lavarina melerts, haiyoh!!! Laju, persis mengayuh sampan melarikan diri dari lanun di laut ok! Memang dia laju mendayung ok. Tapi apa apa pun, mek TETAP gilakan moaning dia! Sedap sundel! Eheheheehehe.

Mek pun bukannye lama buat flight dalam negeri – setahun setengah. And you ols ingat TIAP2 bulan ka ada dapat KBR nighstops? Dinch! Mek pernah 3 bulan tak dapat nighstop kat KBR. Tapi mek dinch kisah – DIA tu ha yang kisah – sms mek tanye bile nak dtg, bile nak dtg – feeeeeeeeeeling kan? Tapi mek ingat sekali tu, somewhere during my last few flights, mek dapat n/stop KBR. Time tu mek hilang number phone dia sbb my hp hilang. And I tukar number also. So bile sampai KBR, ala ala, “Oh memori cintaku, datanglah kepadaku… Oh memori cintaku, aku rindu padamu” ADO!? NAN ADO! Tanye receptions pun dinch tahu cam mana nak hubungi dia. Dah la dia dah tak kerej dah – katanye kerej tempat lain. Sentap! And the new abang pick-up driver, DINCH can do! Sedeh! But apa apa pun, mek tetap gembira kerana mek pernah mengenali Abang Malik… :)

KOMEN!?!?!?

Ahah! Speaking of abang pick up – mek ade idea utk za nextz sexperience story – DENGAN ABANG2 TRANSPORT Mas – meaning those guys who sends us off back home from flight, and those who picks us up at home to the airport itiew lah. Ade ke? ADE U OLS! Sorang dua yang cando canco itiew, dahhhhhhhhh mak ngap. Kat mana? Kat umah mek lah. Shuben mek? NYEH! PERLU KE SHUBEN ADE time2 itiew? Mek pun bukannye bedengung sangat. Tunggu lah time2 shuben balik umah mak dia ke, shuben dinch stay overnight ke, dinch ade kat umah ke… haiyoh!!!! Sah sah kekadang mek balik flights siang2 buta – shuben gi kerej u ols… hehehehe – pandai makan, pandai simpan…. Tak per. Itu baru brief intro peeps… Nanti mek tulis entry bab itiew. It’s 8am!!! WORK! Mek nak siap2 nak gi kerej now. Nanti mek sambung nah?

YOU OLS! LEEZ, BABYBEE! Haaa – entry ini ok tak? No long2 introductions kan? SUKE!? Ehehe

Sincere regards, with best wishes,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Sex in the City – Singapore pulak dahhh!!!

March 21st, 2005

Dearest all,

Haaaaaaaaaa! Mek dah kembali nak mencalitkan lumpur kat muke mek dengan sexperiences mek di kota singa itiew, Singapore!!!

Yang ini bebetul mek ingat2 lupa sbb it happened waktu mek baru joined the airlines. Nak kata baru fly sangat2 tu, tak der lah baru sangat… I remembered it was during one of my local/domestic flights. So since mek memang buat local/domestic/regional flights for the first 1 1/2 years before naik buat widebodied fleets for international routes, so I’d consider it as, ‘awal2 mule fly’ lah citernye… hehehe. So this citer lahanat nih mesti dalam tahun 2000 kots…



Waktu tu I buat shuttle flight SIN (Meaning its like KL – Sin – KL – Sin – KL and finally back to Sin for nighstop) – it’s a codeshare flight between Malaysia Airlines and Singapore Airlines

Penat wooo flight cam tu. Very kiasu flights penuh kiasus, kiasus Singaporean? ADDINCH! KIASSUUU MALAYSIANS FEELING SINGAPOREAN ade lah! Benci tau. It was a rushingh 50/55minutes coffeetea service, memang rushing. I remember I was working in Business class. Tapi memandangkan leading stewardess mek VERY efficient, mampu nih buat service refreshment GCC ( business class) sorang2 nih – dia suruh mek gi tolong the three oh-so-junior-crew kat EY (economy). Mek pun dgn berat hati pi lah tolong serve teacoffee itiew.
Mek kalau Kul – Sin shuttle flight, mek mengaku, memang malas ok nak keje EYCL – benci.

So dalam mek dok serve itiew, mek served this guy, smart looking guy – malay mek rase. Mek budget Malaysian kite la, ye ke tak? Ekekeke. Serve serve, nyeh, TAK SEMENA MENA nihhh main mata nih! No, not him, ME! Ehehe – me ala ala senyum manja sambil macam genyit2 mata – buat tabiat ke ape tah aku time tu. So tak per lah… as the usuals, mek lepas dah habis service, mek tolak la coffeetea carts tu ke galley kat belakang B737 yang kecik itiew yang mampu membawa 128 pax in EY dan 16 pax in GCC. So mek pun amik lah pen ngan postcard – No, dinch tulis apa apa – saje lalu kat cabin EY, kan one aisle jer kan. So apa lagik, catwalkarina lah mek. Sampai kat row 10D (it’s an aisle seat) mek macam,

Eh, sorry, Encik, you ke tadi ade mintak pen ngan postcards dari I? Ke siape tah?” Giittu! Very the dramarina mek sebagai pembuka bicara, kan??? Nyeh, TO MY SURPRISE, dia pi amik jugak pen ngan postcard itiew, mengiyakan bende yang tak betul pun. Hehehehehe. Very the teknik classic mek menjadik! Ehehehe

So mek went back to Business Class cabin mek, gossip kejaps dengan Leading mek sebelum mek cleared GCC cabin, for landing. Landed kat Sin, dia keluar cam tu jer dari aircraft katanye. WHERE’S YOUR NUMBER ASSHOLE!? JERK! Maki jer mek dalam hati time tu. Sentapnye!!! Free free dia dapat itiew pen ngan postcards yang tak seberapa itiew…

So on ground kat Singapore Changi, kiteorang transit for 45 minutes kot before the next flight back to KL. Waktu tu baru sector ke 3. Sector is like, erm, cam mana nak explain ek? 1 sex… eh… sex pulak… 1 sector is like KL to SIN. Itu satu sector. Then SIN back to KL, dah second sector. So when mek cakap 3rd sector tadik, mek dah dari KL ke SIN la. Ade tinggal lagik dua sector, balik KL and back to SIN before we ended our flight. So dalam pada tgh dok transit tu, mek dok buat on ground transit duties, mai lah terkedek2 sekor stewardess Cha-ya-nun-alif dari EY… catwalk hazab nih!

You you, tadik itu olang ada itu pass lumber ini pada you… lia pesan suluh kasi sama you..” Eehehe – very Cina bukit kan cara mek propah? Eheheheehehe

So cut cut cut story short -the note yang ade contact number and a msgnye SEINGAT2 mek lah it was something like this…

Hi. Just a simple note here, with my
contact number
+6562 2242. I found
out from one of you colleagues that
you and your set will be nighstoping
in Singapore? Cool – it’s Friday night.
Maybe we can go out? Do call – bye

Zack

Curlast tak mek? Sanggup nih pi buat ala ala attachment notes dari Microsoft Words nih – sanggup! Semata2 nak menghidupkan suasana… ehehehe. So Namanye Zack*Or at least, seingat2 mek itu la kot namanye* So, kaedahnye, dia Malaysian kers? Siap ade local Singapore number nih? Was was binti sehsuatuhs nihs! Hurmm…

So potong sana potong sini citer, tibalah mek habis flight dan dah dalam bus nak gi hotel. Waktu itiew crew MAS duduk itiew Orchard Hotel Singapore – very cantiques sundel hotel itiew, dah dekat sangat dengan Orchard Road – the shoppers paradise.

So anyways, dalam shuttle bus tu mek dah nak call – tapi memandangkan batt kong, mek kena jugak tunggu masuk bilik, charge phone itiew. Sesampai ke bilik mek, serebahnye mek atas katil empuk itiew, mek terus mendial number yang telah diberikan…

And so we talked and talked and finally he asked me out – SEMPAT LAH DIA MENGHABISKAN BILL AKU! Sial je! It was a Friday night and Friday nights kat sana pun happening jugak. Sah sah HRC Singapore dah dekat sangat dahhhh dengan hotel kiteorang. So details about Zack? Aiyoh – mek ingat2 lupe lah sundelz. Mek make believe kejaps, can ah? Ehehehe… No lah – seingat aku lah kan, si Zack ini, Malay *ish, isn’t that obvious?* ehehe. So he was somewhere in his late 20s, local Singaporean Malay, mother org JB kot tak silaps mek. Tall, around 177cm? Yer yer – mek masih kekal juara ketinggian gittu.. ekeke. Ala ala dinch kurus, he’s somewhat, more to love? Ala ala cub cub la not chubs eh… comel2 la gittu. But with his height, tak nampak sangat. Pakai specs. Kulit ala ala putih gittu2 la. Ha… itu la seingat2 mek.

So dia pun malam itiew bawak lah mek kuar gi HRC Singapore – ok lah that place, not that bad.
YER!!, mek dinch dragonrina ok! Very the light2 miyami selapis and also berpakaian ala ala semi-dragon… top ketats very the, and jeans three quater ala ala womanz sangat. Sandals???? Dinch! Mek ala ala pakai sport shoes woman tennis player itiew – very the sporty woman ala ala pengkids berjaya. Eheheeh. So keluar ngan dia – dia kenalkan dengan geng2 dia. HANJENG jer! SEMUE HAZAB! Mau jantan mau betina – geng2 dia HAZAB SEKALS! Minum malam itiew, jgn tanye lah. Mek ala ala mementenkan diri as perempuan kampung berorange juice sahaj ok! Tapi mek noticed Zack minum sikit *mesti dalam otak dia ala ala dah ready nak fuckerina mek – so dinch mau minum takut mek reject*

CUT STORY SHORT! Haiyoh – bab intro aje dah panjang. Harus BBee dan Amira A maki hamun mek sbb punye lah panjang nak get to the sexperience points.. heheheh

So anyways, lepas dah menari melalak minum ape semue kat HRC itiew, we all balik lah ke hotel mek. Waktu on the way balik tu, ha, INI memang MEK ingat dia kata kat mek…

So I hope you had fun tonight, because I know I did, thanks to you…” Nyeh! Isn’t that sweet!?!?!?!

Awww Zack – stop it. You’re making me blush” Yes – that was my respond, in another way I was trying to say ‘Quit sweet talking with me and get me in bed u moron!” Hehehe…

And SO we did it. I was a wonderful evening. Nyeh – I remember we did it like, there’s no tomorrow. TWICE ok he came, TWICCEEE OK! Mek? Mek kepenatan sunggoh sundel. He was good. I remembered we did it in front of the mirror… aiyoh, me so shy. But he kept on doin’ it and said he loved me… AIYOH! SO PROPAH JANTAN2 kan? SPEDO KUAT NIH!!!!!!

He had this nice 5.5″ not too big not too small dicky size for me. Memang mak suke. Tapi yang mek very the gerun was it was slightly crooked dicky… slightly diverting to the right of me if I were sitting or squating down in front of his body. Nyeh, very the banana ramba crooked nye ok! BULU!? I must say – nak jer mek amik gunting, tolong trim kan. VERY the hutan belantara – tapi SURPRISELY wangi bau ala ala bau like one of those Palmolive Aroma Theraphy shower cream itiew. How? Eheheheeh – ganyang jer lah kan. Tapi dia satu je kureng, maybe sbb doin’ it with ppl like me – dia kureng bab bab kissing. Tapi kalau bab body licking, nyeh, nak terkencing mek getik atas katil itiew tau. And my GOD! He MOANS! And I REALLY mean it when I said, he REALLY MOANED – mek rase bilik sebelah kalau ade orang, confirm dgr. Especially time dia nak cumm. The first time was like all over my body… that was sooo ultimately kinky! Ekekeke. Campur sweat dia, haiyoh – very der! The second one however, well, lets just say, biar I jer lah tahu kat mana dia meletopkan lava panasnya itiew! HEHEHEHEEHE

DAN alkaedah, dia tidur situ sampai esok pagi. Nyeh, kesahnye pagi tu mek punye wake up call was at 7am, pick up was at 8am – I woke up at 7.55am!!! Haiyoh! Menggelabah aku! Kejutkan dia, and mujur dia seorang yang penyayang dan baik hati *made me wonder kejap time itiew – he meant what he said is it? The part he said “I love you” each time he thrust-it-in me, hmmmmmm* Dia yang hantar mek gi Changi. Departure was at 9.30am. I remembered sampai airport at 8.45am. My set crew sampai at 8.30am. Ok lah. Not bad kan? Ehehe tapi tu pun kena jugak mek dengan my captain, bising itu ini. Mek kasik alasan – I overslept as I had terrible migraine last night. Migraine my ASS! Eheheheeheheheheh

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Sincere regards, with best wishes,


Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

Two great shots in one go!!!

March 13th, 2005

Dearest all… *GRIN!*

Yesza – got stories stories and stories. And so after Maghrib, I siap2 lawa2 semue, all in purple, gi lah to the ‘wedding-of-the-year’ itiew. Abang Usop, my grannys’ garderner cum PA, ehehe… tolong basuhkan my car. So I went with ala ala kerete berkilatz gittiew. Yes – Is msged me again waktu me on the way to the hotel…

Just a simple msg to say ‘Hie’ and hope to catch up with you later

Awww – wasn’t he cute!? Ehehehe. So anyways, mek sampai kat hotel, called Juju… she bersiap semue with pengantin segala mala semuenye kat hotel. So she came down, jemput mek and her bf *Ohhh I so envy her!* naik ke dewan besar MBAS itiew. *Majlis Bandaraya Alor Star* Wow… everything so very the very the purple onez to the glory of survivalz u ols!!! Mujur mek pun mengenakan ’sesuatuh’ yang purple jugaks u ols. Kalau tidak, kes naya ja. Dah la majority, I’d say 90% guests pakai purple. Ok – so at the table, me, Juju and her bf, and there’s this guy (I’ll name his S since his name memang start with S pun), with his so-lovely-and-beautiful wife with wavy hair, cantik puks itiew u ols! With 2 lovely daughters. So this man duduk sebelah mek. Memerhatikan the wife sebok dengan the other guest next to her, and looking at Juju sebok dengan bf dia and left me practically all alone, smiling to almost everyone, macam org gile, so he tegur mek…

S: You dari mane?
Me: Erm, I local… neighbour dengan Juju.
S: Really? How come I tak pernah noticed you?
Me: Erm, the most logical explaination for that would probably be sbb I spent most of my teenage years and life time in KL?
Dia ketawa kecil – nyeh! VERY THE ABANG2 ok dia ketawa… suke suke suke! Mek terus bersimpuh melu… Notice it’s not malu, its mElu – meaning, getek terlebeh!

And so bermulalah kami bersembang ramah mesra. Baik orgnye. So he kenal my dad and my mom. Terus sms kat my mom tanye betul ke? Eheheeh dinch reply reply pun? Sampai lah balik dinch reply. Ape diaorang buat kat sana *Subang* itiew? Hmmmmm Ooops! Sorry! Menyimpang pulak citer… So anyways, bermulalah kami berborak, ketawa kechiel itiew, and mek seperti biase propar gambar2 va va voom mek kat my phone since dia noticed mek drag kan? Ekekeke… No of course not – I didn’t go there in drag! GILE! Half of the crowd kenal my dad. Nak mampos? But of course me go also very woman2 coverina pengkid berjaya gittu… Heheeheh. So basically, the event was BORING tapi mujur ade abang S! Dia suruh panggil abang ok! Mek pun panggil lah.

LATER I found out from Juju that HE *Abang S* memang suke adik2 gabas gedebas gedebus. And dia selalu gi KL – NO WONDER muka dia familiar. Chit. And the wife pulak feeling2 ade scandal also – so one big happy family. Kalau mek mencelah also, tak der lah rase berdosa sangat. Ala ala filling in empty spot jer… *Hmmm why does this statement sounded so familiar? Miss G! Care to help? Oh forgot – u’re in Singgie! Happy kiasu-ing*!!!!

So mek saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajer jer la kan – memandangkan I do know where he stays, and mek memang ade nampak dua ekor kuda coklat itiew kat luar kawasan lapang umah dia (He lives in this state quaters thingie, with huge mega mega huge compound, very lush green green grass of home gittiew…) So mek strike another conver. with him…

Me: Dengar cerita abang suke naik kuda?
DOINK RIGHT!? CLEVER GO AND ASK A SILLY Q MACAM ITIEW
S: Well – abang lagi suke kalau ade orang naik kuda abang…
MACAM MANA ITIEW!?!?!?!?! SCANDALIOUS INVITATION UTK DICIKTUT OLEHNYE KE? Hmmm – ke memang he was referring to me naik kuda2 kat umah dia itiew, yang kat garden laman dia itiew? – Nak coverina, mek respundek (respond)… dengan ketawa manja, ala ala kalau mek leh tgk ketawa itiew kat cermin, confirm cermin itiew pecah – and mek sendiri akan muntah tgk kegetekkan mek!

Ok ok cut cut story shot *Aiyoh! NIH BARU CITER DENGAN S! BELUM CITER PASAL IS!?!?!?!?!* – By the time dah nak balik, CUKUP TERRAA la si S nih – boleh, JUJU or the bf, or S’s wife ke anak2 ke, satu pun tak noticed dia mintak exchange numbers. Siape kata “Senang2 datang la rumah – leh naik kuda – wife I pun selalu outstation. Anak2 I pun dah ke boarding school… I jer kat umah. Ade teman, best jugak…” Nyeh, APE ITIEW MAKSUDNYE ITIEW!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yes, we exchanged numbers… heheh.. sial tak mek? Ehehehe Memang sial!

By 10.45pm itiew, memang event dah habis. The DYTM Sultan and Sultanah Kedah, with DYTM Raja Muda dan Raja Puan Muda, dan kaum kaum kerabat kelibat kelibut kelahanat semue dah berambus… tinggal lah us sebok2 bergambar la itu la ini la… jumpe org tu ini la… mek senyum mengiyakan ape diaorang cakap, respond baik nyer, walhal, SIAPE DIA YANG MEK TEGUR TADI TU? Haaa cam tu la lahanat nye mek! By that time, IS dah 6 kali msg mek! And termasuk yang SAY HI msg tadik tu dah 7 – and mek balas 3… ok tak? Ehehehee… Mek dah rimas. Dia ajak jumpe nak minum2. Nyeh! Mek dah kembung perut dah asyik minum minum minum dari 8.30pm to 10.30pm itiew… dah la makanan tak sedap. Semenjak mek jejak balik kaki at 12.15am tadi sampai NOW dah 1am, mek dah 3 kali masuk keluar masuk keluar itiew Zshambannzz de la Vartu OK!- *JAMBAN BATU ITIEW LAH!~*

Yes – good question. Well-figured-calculated-for accuracy… Event habis 10.45pm (so I got in the car at 11pm), me sampai rumah at 12.15am… 1 jam 15 minutes plus minus itiew mek buat ape??? Very good question! Kejaps! Mek kena gi itiew melabur AGAIN! Brb! 1.03am…

SAMBUNGAN 1.15am – no am not gonna go into the explicit details of my moment-of-glory dalam jamban tadik!

So – where did I go during that 1h 15m? What did I do? Siape I jumpe? Very the macam penyisat gampang kan? Ehehehehe – jawapannye – Mek gi this one mamak corner, jumpe IS. Ehehehehe… And so he was in his shorts, sandals and tank top. Very the cute ok! So mek ala ala well dressed nih terus melu semacam jer. So we talked and I had another drink *drink lagik!* – tgk dia makan roti canai banjir… mek smoked a bit – sembang punye sembang – tgk2 time 12midnight!!!! No I will not turn ulgy by the stroke of twelve – duh! Its just dont wanna get mak tok worried. Dah la lately nih I dah pandai nak keluar sana sini – takmacam waktu mula2 balik – dudukkkkkkkkkkk jer kat umah, cucuk kesayangan. Now, ado!? Mainly sbb I ade life now kot, dengan keje lagik – EHHHH MENYIMPANG!!!

So apa yang mek bualkan dengan IS? Ade lah itiew. Mek will not go into details… cukup sekadar mek katakan, dia kata “Tak puas lah sembang dengan you. I think kalau macam nih, selalu lagi la I datang ke AS… tu pun kalau ade orang tu sudi” Miss G! Ko dah ade partner nak dtg melawat mek – Tak lah ko drive boring sorang2, kan? HAHAHAHAH MAMPOS!

So tonight – despite sakit perut yang teramat sangat – I guess, well, ok lah. Tak der lah boring sangat. Kat function itiew kenal S, dalam ferry siang tadik kenal Is… haiyoh – ape lagik mau? Hari nih musti hari bertuah mek… kan? Ehehehe… ape kesudahannye? Jumpe lagik ke IS di minggu2 akan datang? Wallahua’lam. Mungkinkah ku naik kuda Abang S? Wallahua’lam. Tgk la ape kes kesnye lepas2 nih, nah? Eheheheehe

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Mek kena sign out this entry dulu. Sbb mek ade satuuuuuuuuu lagi SHORT entry! VERY THE GOSSIP TERKINI!!

Me – at 01:26am


Nurlea

Another hot Saturday afternoon… ANOTHER HOT STORY!!!

March 12th, 2005

Dearest blog readers…

*SIGH* Me just got back from Penang. Baru lepas lunch u ols… huh? How was the trip?? Ok la… so so I’d say. Nothing fancy. Me gerak keluar around 6.50am, lepas subuh semua segala mala. Sebelum keluar Miss G dah called pepagi bute, sbb dia on the way nak ke KLIA katanye dengan KB *KAWAN BAIK* dia, nak ke Singapore – tgk2 sponsor/dress/make up utk upcoming Miss World Universe. Ha ah, dia masuk u ols! Ehehe. So anyways, back to my Penang trip. Drive slowly la kan, truck abang2 tentera dua kali passed me… aiyoh! MERIAH! And then drive2, nyanyi2, feeling2, then decided nak naik ferry lah nak ke island itiew. So naik lah ferry. Lama gile I tak naik ferry itiew. I think my lassssssst trip ke Penang naik ferry was… hmmm… 7 or 8 years ago? Nothing so menarik lah just seronok lah keluar duduk kat depan ferry tu, feeling2 Titanic… ehehehe… snapped some nice photos kat my camera-phone. Nanti mek uploadkan picsnye itiew. Then mek sampai kat Northam Towers just somewhere near Gurney Drive, just nice at 9am. Mek had a lite breakfy, pastu jumpe client mek. Discussed some stuffs. Habis around 10.30am. Terus blah – motif? Sbb client mek dinch can do u ols! Mek terus feeling2 pusing2 kat Penang/ Georgetown itiew.

Lepas dah puas keliling pulau – tgk2 jam dah 11.15am, and matahari dah mule terpancar2 gittiew. So dari mek feeling2 mengantuk, I thought I might as well berambus balik jer. So al kaedahnye waktu on the way balik itiew, THAT’S IT! Balik naik ferry jugak. Parked next to my car was this cuttttttttttttttttteeeee chicken!!! (Anak ikan lah!) – dia, I think with his parents kot. Dia yang drive. Pastu mek ala ala feeling2 nak pose2 outside again, and YEZZZAAA dia ikut keluar katanye. Pastu mek catwalk sana sini gi tempat2 jauh dari pemandangan parentsnye. Dia IKUT katenyeeeeeeeeeee!!! Ehehehe. Dia dah pose berdiri lagak macho dia sebelah mek, mek yang tangkap lentok ini telah memulakan bicara…

ME:Jalan2 dengan family ke?
HIM:Ha ah – tiga hari kat sini. Dari Khamis lagi. Hari ni nak ke Alor Star pulak
Haiyoh yooohh amma appaa!! ALOR STAR KE!?!?!?! LAZAAATTSSSS!!!
ME:Yer ke? Awak nih dari mana asalnye?
HIM:Kite orang sekeluarga dari Sungai Petani je. Saja pusing2 Penang dan Alor Star, nak melawat saudara
ME: Oh ye ke. Berapa lama kat Alor Star?
HIM:Tak lama. Satu malam je
SATU MALAM!?!?!? DINCH LEH LEPASKAN PELUANG ITIEW!!!!!
ME:Oh ok.
DIA KASIK NAME CARD KATANYE!!!! Mek pun tgk lah namecard dia… nama Muhammad Iskandar Fitri – sedap nama dia sundel! Jawatan; Marketing Exec katanye… in SP of course.
ME:Thanks – nih card saya…
NYEH! DIA SENYUM SAMPAI KE TELINGA AKU DAPAT NUMBER/NAME CARD AKU! SUKE LAH ITIEW???
HIM:Bile boleh jumpa? Malam nih?
AIYOH! DIA GERAK PANTAS DULU KATANYE!!!!
ME:Malam nih lewat sikit boleh tak? Sbb I ade kenduri kawin malam nih…
HIM:Tak kisah. Call la pe pe pun.

Funny – waktu on the way to the island from the mainland tadi pagi aku rase lama sangat atas ferry itiew. Tibe2 just now, very der u ols! Cepat sekals!!! Sentaps! -TOBECONTINUED – 2.45pm

CONTINUED – 5.45pm

So al kisahnye juz nowz mek very the penatz onez… so mek ala ala tidur dulu. Waktu mek type yang first half tadik itiew like mek baru jer sampai balik umah, mek siap belik lunch tapau bawak balik, granny’s not at home gi makan kenduri katanye dengan my uncle. Just my pathetic cousin jer ade ha. So lepas mek makan lunch itiew, smoke ciggie sebats, dan dah melabur, mak ala ala bohsan tadik dan nak menghabiskan sisa2 bateri, so mek typed jer la entry itiew. Tapi whattodo? Bateri kaput separut jalan sundel. So nih just got up, dah freshen-up semua dah, solat asar, Yassin ke, hmm.. ke-5 ker… ke, ke-6? Hmmm… whichever. So mek sambung la kejap entry nih. Sikit jer lagik pun dah nak ‘Sawdaqallahul’azim’ dah pon.

Lepas itiew, lepas the kes ferry sudah sampai ke mainland itiew… kami pun berambus lah. Dia punye kereta Waja itiew tak der lah jauh diblakang sangat dari Kenari Aerosport Merah Merong Maha Pondan itiew. Tapi mak kan ala ala minah rempitz persis pelesits… so mek left him behind lah kan. Tau tau tutt tutt… tutt tutt – standard tone, msg incoming – NYEH! DIA SEND MSG KATANYE!!!!!

Saya bebetul kalau boleh nak jumpe awak malam nih – tak puas tadi atas ferry borak ngan awak. Call la saya lepas awak dah habis function awak malam ni. Bye – IS

Nyeh! Tak ke mak terkinja2 dlm kereta peti sejuk warna merah bergerak itiew??? Org dlm kereta sebelah2 dan yang mek passed semue ingat either:
A: MEK DAH GILE
B: MEK MEMANG GILER

So mek pun al kaedahnye drive tersenyum2 sampai Toll A/S Utara. Mek balas ke idak msg itiew? Ade lah ade lah itieewwwww sessi berbalas sms… ehehehehe

So updates nye kena la tunggu malam nih. Ini macam ala ala kalah telenovela CD kat blogdrive dia! Ehehehehehe. Nanti malam mek citerkan hal malam ini dalam bentuk telenovela, nah?

Now mek nak kena pegi ke tempat mek amik my tarts – and do some delivery. Balik amik my laundry – and then ade nak kena iron my baju baru belik semalam sundel! Mek belik khas utk kenduri kawin ala ala grand di AOR ini – ala kenduri Datuk Bandaraya itiew lah. Ehehehe. Dan lepas function itiew? Ape kes? Tungguuu….

Wasalam

Nurlea L Lai Lee Abdullah

Auckland pulak!!!

March 10th, 2005

Dearest all blog readers and friends also…

Yer tuan tuan dan puan puan dan bapok2 dan ponen2 semesta! *Kalau terasa, sorry ek! This entry mek akan kuat carutz dan laserina – YOU’VE BEEN WARNED YA!* Hehehe – mampos!

Ok ok – so this entry, about Auckland. What happened kat sauna kat AMS itiew? Hmmm – sendili lu mau ingat ah ek? Hehehe. Now this is a story about my 4 days in AKL (Auckland) – Ini memang kes ala ala citer Haliza Misbun itiew, ape? CINDERELLA tah ape tah – ala ala gittiew lah. It wasn’t my first time in AKL – time bende nih jadik, AKL tu dah macam my backyard dah – macam second home dah gittiiew. And mek memang suke AKL – very, suke lah!

Bende nih berlaku dari dalam flight lagi, ex KUL. I was serving FRCL (First class) tapi memandangkan pax nan-ado, mek gatai kelentit itiew gi tolong EYCL ( Economy class). So mek tolong punye tolong punye tolong buat meal service (waktu itiew baru first meal service) – mek came to a row of cute cute ohhhh so cute malay hunks! Eh, hunks ke? Boys lah kot. Mek kan very the va vav gedeboom patah riuk dalam flight – so mek served yang sorang nih. Dia asyik paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandang jer. So tak pa lah. Nothingmuch happened pun for the rest of the flight. Waktu dah landed kat AKL – mek dah siap satu postcard, mek siap tulis number Maxis mek (nak kena sebut Maxis – roaming maaaa), mek kasik satu perenggan hujah “U-LOOKED-FAMILIAR” shit and also “I-NAK-BERKENALAN-DENGAN-U” stuffs lah kan, and mek kasik tempat hotel mek duduk sbb mek tulis “SINCE I DAPAT TAHU U STUDENT KAT AKL, MESTI U TAHU BANYAK TEMPAT2 MENARIK KAT AKL- BAWAK LAH I JALAN2″ Ehehehehe. Mana mak tahu dia student? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaade lah itiew!!! We crew, usually, ‘know it all’… ehehehehe. Tapi at the end of the msg, mek also letak “TAPI KALAU U ‘TAK INTERESTED’ – JUST ABAIKAN THIS NOTE – THROW IT AWAY PUN BAGUS JUGAK”… Ehehehehe.

So waktu pax disembarking, mek sanggup lari dari FRCL main exit itiew, mek gi ke GCCL(Business Class)/EYCL punye main door – mek terpacak kat sitiew sebelah mek punye chief. My chief stewardess dah tahu citer, siap bisik suruh tarik mamat itiew ke tepi instead of just pass the note – very tak professional katanye. So bile mek nampak dia, mek dah duduk tepi2 exit bertentangan… funny, mek pun nampak dia makin slow dan macam resah gelisah. ALKISAH RUPENYE DIA PUNNNNNNNNNN ADE SIAPKAN NOTE! Very pertukaran bebas! Ehehehe… Mek passed my postcard to him, he passed a postcard to mek! *SEE- mane lah tak habis aircraft amenities- asyik guna as medium nak passkan number phone berteraskan motif dan konsep “ku-mau-cik-nek-miew-malam ini”… kan? Ekekeekek.

Nama dia – Azri!!! Aged 21, very can do my taste lah – 178cm kot ala ala tinggi mek, WITHOUT HEELS of course, ade goatee, tak wellbuild pun, ala ala kering jugak… tapi cute tu yang mek tak tahan itiew…

So since dia suruh aku call dia, aku pulak suruh dia call aku,.. I was thinkin’ kalau aku tak call dia, buat nye dia memang dok tunggu aku call dia, ha.. sia sia jer 4 hari aku kat AKL. So dlm bus heading to THE HERITAGE AKL, mek dah tgh nak dial dah number dia when he called,… YES! Selamat duit mek! Walaupun terpaksa bayar sbb incoming call roaming tau tau jer lah kan… tapi ia tidak semahal mek call out – suke nye! So we talked and what not – katanye nak jumpe malam itiew sbb we arrived morning so kasik chan la dia balik rest ngan mek pun nak cuci itiew ini lagik, kan?

So I slept – and woke up, mandi, siap2, letak krayolan siket, miyami selapis – ehehehe vooom! VOMANZ! Ekekek. Dia sampai2 jer, aiyoh! Cute sundel. Turtle neck, jeans lusuh – snow cap yang mcm serkup kepala KITE pompuan pakai waktu solat itiew… ekeke.. ngan RayBan kots… memang class. So we went out dulu for dinner. Dia ade kereta sundelll! Mek suke! Walaupun keretanye hanye lah sekadar kereta wagon, tapi mek suke sbb at least mek pancing yang vetulll!! So we went out for dinner somewhere kat Wyndam St, somewhere there lah ade macam food court where got Malaysian food, Chinese food – selalu crew pun gi makan sitiew jugak. DAN MEK LUPE!! Sampai2 jer sitiew, mek punye set ade – SEDEH! VERY PECAH LOBANG! So what to do. Makan jer la. Lepas makan, dia bawak mek gi clubbing kat this one mixed crowd club – ade gay ade straight ade lesbo. Tapi sebelum tu sah sah la balik bilik dulu and salin baju. Dia katanye dah ade spare baju dalam kereta nye! MACAM DAH PLANNING MAU F*CKERINA MEK JER MALAM ITIEW? Hmmmmm… waktu tgh getting ready nak gi clubbing itiew, sembang2 lah. Memang sweet budaknye. Budak Shah Alam – student kat sitiew. Ah! Itiew tidak penting. Yang penting what happened kat club and also kat bilik mek selepas itiew.

So at Flesh Nightclub itiew, we danced, watched drag shows, danced, minum REDBULL -hehehe. Pastu as we danced, nyeh – mek SURE dia straight ok – tapi bile dia menari, haiyoh, dah macam gayboy. Bukannye gayboy patah, gayboy str8ing lah sbb dia keras memang la keras, manly, cuma cara dia menari ngan mek, LANGSUNG TAK KEKOK ok! So membuatkan mek tanye dia “You nih ape ek, Bi ke? Gay ke? Straight ke?” – Nyeh – dia tak jawab… pulled me closer, kissed me pastu baru jawab “Bi”

NYEH MEK DAH JATUH CINTA KAT AUCKLAND PULAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lama gak we danced saling berganti kissing – peluk jgn tanye la. Mek memang dah feeling woman dah walaupun dinch dragonrina. So lepas dah berpeluk cium segala mala – balik hotel. Ahah!!!! TAU TAU AJE LAH WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!?!?!?

Nyeh – dia memang terra main. Walaupun agak kekok bab ciktuts, tapi memandangan perasaan ingin tahu dan rase nikman bontotz mek, terus dia go on. Memang tak senak u ols. Tatkala panjang 7 lebih kot tapi tak tebal – so smooth la perjalanan ala ala dengan Shell Power… ekekeke. Mujur tak tebal. Kalau tebal, THAT’S IT! Dah la 7″ long, thick? Haiyoh – confirm mek balik dengan wheelchair!! HAHAHAHAHA.

Mek suke sbb dia best mengerang “Ohh yeahh yeahh oh shit fuck” Haiyoh! SEMUE KELUAR OK! Mek ala ala teruja sendirian sambil getip bibir. Macam2 style keluar ok. Berdiri, doggy, sideways – u name it baby! Tapi the BEST part was waktu dia nak cumm after 45minutes gagah berjuang – haiyoh… with him standing and me duduk depan cik nek dia, haiyoh – berdassss dasss dia tembak – ade kena rambut mek, mata mek… pedih sundel! Tapi the best part was, the cumm was somewhere terbabas sikit dari bibir kiew, dia sanggup KISSS dia punye cecair itiew so that kena my lips and his lips during the time we kiss! Haiyoh!!!!! Pastinye mek ala ala lemah dalam kissing itiew…

So yes, he spend the night with me sampai lah hari mek depart balik. The next few days tu tak der pe pe sangat. Dia bawak mek jalan2 around AKL – shopping – jalan2 ke bukit ape tah. Memang cantik tempat tu. Ade lah amik gambar sikit. Mana? Ceh! Mana leh tunjuk! Nanti pecah lobang muke mek! Eheheh – nanti mak try edit pic dia ajo, ok? :)

Sex part however, malam ke berape ntah- something funny happened. He was curious about getting, erm, di erm, cik tut! Haiyoh! PUCUK DICITA ULAM MENDATANG! Mek ala ala memang menantikan saat2 indah itiew. Senorot ok! Tapi in one position jer lah. Yes, dia ontop mek. Mek blushed sundel – dia yang cakap “Kenape, segan?” I said no la kan tapi macam.. me facing him while he’s on top of me ridingme, aiyoh! SEGAN BETUL LAH! Oh did I mention that he gives a good head also? Mek ade tanye dia – first time ker… he said yeah. TIPU! Macam pernah buat jer! Tapi mek tannak gaduh pun ngan dia – so iyer kan ajo lah! HEHEHEH

Aiyoh entry ini memang buatkan aku nampak macam betina bangsat, ponen durjana alam, KAN!? SEDEH LAH! Eheheh – Comments pls! Eehehehe

Sincerely yours,

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah

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