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Perlu lah it happened on Monday!?!

August 10th, 2009

KAN?

Monday blues! Monday sucks!

Monday blues! Monday sucks!

Dalam banyak² hari dalam satu minggu, of all the days in a week, since calender was invented, perlu la it strikes on Monday? Monday, the day yang diharap²kan dapat lah Akak tido lelap lena bagai dari saat pertama Monday menjelma, sampai la saat terakhir Monday akan berakhir – but, one can only hope that can ever happen la kan. Rekod tak tercabar², set by Akak sendiri pun, what, 18 hours? *Sigh*

I feel my Monday is worse than this lar Garfield!

I feel my Monday is worse than this lar Garfield!

As Monday bakal melabuhkan itself, marking the end of yet another terrible Monday/ day 1 of the week, as it shall welcome Tuesday pulak, Akak would have to say that today, Monday, perdayakan Akak separuh nyawa sekerat hari today ok. As Akak said dalam status update through Twitter…

Monday treated me well (surprisingly!) since breakfast time – but by noon, it decided to trash, crash, crush, bash, me & my life upside down! :(about 1 hour ago from web

*Sigh* Why lar why!!?!?! Reckless, cuai, kelamkabut, lali, mamai – semuanya contributed dalam making today antara yang terazab sekali la Monday dalam tahun ni kot… :(

Yeahhh rite! I wish I have your high-chirpee-spirit, o-Garfield! Because the way I see it, next week, mai balik Monday tu! Isk!

Yeahhh rite! I wish I have your high-chirpee-spirit, o-Garfield! Because the way I see it, next week, mai balik Monday tu! Isk!

Whattt to do… :(

Manjaboi . Penat . Beleter Potpetpotpet.

July 12th, 2009

Yes peeps, mrasa, another one of those entries with 2 major points – NO, this entry bukan pasal Manjaboi penat beleter potpetpotpet lah! Hiks! Gile? Akak would have run around the taman all naked if Manjaboi tetiber bersuara kepits beleter kat Akaks! Hahahaha…

Anyways, ape kes? Well, mrasa lah, the first case, Manjaboi penat… actually, the best word for it would be Manjaboi TENAT actually. Why tenat? Tgk lah sendiri these pix…

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Ini semua gara² ape? Dinch! Bukan Akak tak kasik makan or ‘kerja’kan dia teruk² for being naughty boy yer. Ini semua gara² kes Manjaboi tunjuk hebat lagaknya mau jadi Samseng kat taman umah Akak nih ha. Yesza, dia feels² mau jadi ‘Samseng Kampung Dusun’ katanya… Ha… ini la akibatnye…

Noticed tak the black/ dark spot Akak circledkan in red tu? Yesza, itu bekas cakaran yang sangats mendalam yer (mati la kat bawah dagu katanya, kan? LOL!). Scratch yang BBD cakap couldn't be made by another cat's claws. It must have been cakaran anjengans yang hanjengst itiew!

Noticed tak the black/ dark spot Akak circledkan in red tu? Yesza, itu bekas cakaran yang sangats mendalam yer (mati la kat bawah dagu katanya, kan? LOL!). Scratch yang BBD cakap couldn't be made by another cat's claws. It must have been cakaran anjengans yang hanjengst itiew!

Yesza. Akak memang ade terdengar kedengaran few nights ago memang ado bunyi lalakan lolongans anjengs² bangsats yang dok berkeliarans kat area taman umah Akak ni, lalakan yang lain macam bunyiknya, very der sounded macam bergaduh bagai ni. And what do you know? The very next day – tadaaa!!! Manjaboi came back home, all hurt. Serious u ols! Hidungans berdarah bagai, not to mention the luka deep cut bagai bawah dagu tu, and dia bagaikan semput sesak nafas bagai. Akak had to tenyeh dengan Detol for goodness sake! Isk! (Sambil tenyeh sambil membebel – yes! Berleter katanya ‘mak’ dengan ‘anak’! Sampaikan BBM kata… “ISK ISK ISK… BELETIAQ MENGALAHKAN MAMA BELETIAQ JER!” Hahaha kan? LOL!). Well, Akak beleter bukannye ape – tandanya sayang, tak gitu??? Anyways, Manjaboi’s getting better, recovering, and since that pertelingkarans, has never been so baik like this ok very der dok diam jer, baik jer. BBM cakap “Dah rupa serupa macam orang sakit senget cacat semua baru la nak terajaq! Baru la nak baik! Hah, padan ngan muka!” Tudiah! Yang BBM beleter tak per katanya, kan? Kalau Akak beleter, dia pulak geleng2 kepala. Hahaha…

So, that’s a short update about Manjaboi. Comelgirl? Well, she’s fine – tak sudah2 dok ngada² getek dia tu – meow² tak henti² manja terlebih, sampaikan dok elok² menyusukan anak2, nampak aje Akak datang, terus nak manja2 dengan Akak, sampai dibiarkan anak2 terkangkang terkedek2 tak tentu keruan! Keji tau! Hahaha… Ok enuff about cats. Mrasa now about bebellans beleterans potpetpotpetpotpet Akak pulak yer… No, the beleterans Akak kat Manjaboi tu bukan issue kedua entry ni yer. Issue kedua entry ini adalah leteran Akaks kat Streamyx… HAIYOH!

Bak kata si Jeebsion kat YM status msg dia tu… I quote…

Streamyx tengah melancap

OPS! Well, itu how si Jeebsion would put it. Lucah kan? Tu la. Akak dah penat nasihatkan dia suruh tukar status tu. Hehehehe…

For Akak, I’d say, HELLO, Streamyx didn’t make it through the operations kat ER ke!?!? Kong terus ke!? Kezi sangats the connections yang Akak thought last week was getting better – only to find out these past few days, makin menjadi² ‘parah’nye. Akak dah tak larat dok call customer service line depa tu la, ape tu, that dial 100 thingy tu? Akak rasa operators depa pon dah meluat asik² Akak aje called in kan? Well, nak buat cemana. Kalau tak moh Akak beleter maki hamun berentry blog bagai, tolong la, tolonggg lah stop asking Akak buat manual check with my connection and do direct conneksi bagai, suspect something’s wrong with my TP-Link router Akak tu and start solving the problem coming in from YOUR END! Hish! Sentap tau! Sentap not just they are not doing anything about it – but also sentap coz by beleter macam ni dalam blog, indirectly Akak charuts kengkawans Akak yang tak der kene mengena dengan issue ni tapi kerejs di bawah Telekom Malaysia itiew la kan (whom shall remain anonymous la kan… hiks!). Biarlah Akak jelaskan kat sini yang Akak bukan nak charuts kawan2 hat dok keja Telekom tu tapi kalau dah terkena, Akak akan pastikan yang tembakkan laser Akak ni akan mengelak u ols u ols semua hat dok keja kat bawah bumbung TM tu yer. Hehehehe exceptional katanya, kan? Hehehe.

But still, I seriously think TM really need to work something with its scripts for the telefonistas and stop following scripts busuk suruh customers check itu ini bagai sedangkan its pretty obvious takder pa per yang kena/ rosak with the router/ modem/ cable bagai kat umah ni but more like problems coming dari side TM sendiri. Isk. Sentap tak kesudah tau! When line tadak, what happens? Yesza – BBD akan melalak la kat Akak yang ada kalanya dok kat luar umah, dan disuruhnya balik and check what’s going on. Bila check² balik, aiyak, nothing wrong at home la Bapak! Its TM! TM TM TM! Ish!

Ha now Akak dah mula dah nak melalak beleter potpetpotpet lagi. Cukup la these past few days, Akak dah called 100 line tu more like, 5 times? Cukup² la tu nah? Tak larat la nak bayaq bill telephone! And Akak tak larat nak bebel secara bertaip pulak! (Matila dah tak larat menaip! Hahaha)

Bile Akak rase Monday did its best ever sialans-to-my-life…

June 29th, 2009

I think Monday took-up the ‘combining-powers and all forces-of-nature’ offer from SUNDAY, ie. yesterday – THAT’S what making this, today, Monday, June 29th, to be one of the worst Mondays, EVER to hit my life!

cat-upset.jpg - Errrk??? Mowtip?

cat-upset.jpg - Errrk??? Mowtip?

I will and shall not go into details sangat for now as I’ve got tons of other more important things to with (for now) but roughly, here’s what happened…

T’was yesterday, Sunday, June 28th, 2009 – when I tot I was gonna have one of the best birthdays ever… well, I wasn’t expecting birthday parties and presents and what not. Just getting excited facing the fact that I was leaving 29 and joining the 30-yo club members la kan. And then suddenly, all went tumbling during noon, during lunch kat Riverbank Restaurant (I tot I told ‘em I don’t wanna go eat outside for my birthday bagai, yet, they insisted) with BBD and BBM when we had a TALK. No, if u’re thinking it’s about MARRIAGE, no, that wasn’t in the list of the TALK. So ok, nak tak nak I had to talk about it with them also la, as, BBD puts it directly and clearly…

We wanted to talk to you about this for quite some times now but just didn’t get the chance/ opportunity sebab we jarang sit down and eat together… (HELLO!? BBD!?! What’s wrong with you? Yang selama ni kat umah dok makan lunch dinner breakfie segala bagai tu bukan duduk sekali ke? Owh well – dia lupa kot – OPS! Haha!)

And so we talked, and right after that, when I was supposed to go fix my RedKen’s flat tyres, and go to the vet bringing Comelgirl nak kasik ‘kasi’ jgn bagi gatai galak sangat, as well as suntik cucuk vitamins segala bagai for Adik and Baby, semuanya, telah dicancelkan katanya and Akak ended up where!?!… Here’s how I put it tadik kat Cbox (nampak sangat malas nak type! LOL!) PS: this was during my chat with Volksie

*When asked samada dah bawak the cats to the vet…

  • Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 17:20
    N u r l e a ®:
    belom. i got upset yesterday after that lunch with bbd and bbm and i decided to dudok terperap dalam bilik and right up until today/ now
  • Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 17:23
    N u r l e a ®:
    YES! It was and what made it worse was the fact that i saw it coming but pretended i didnt see it coming and now that it has already came by mrasalah i makan hati dan get all upset all in this room keluar mana pun takmo with the stupid pc buat hal and the notebook’s fan dok jap jap bunyik cam on tak on, jam tak jam, and the aircond dok tirih kuaqkan ayaq bagai! ISH!

Mrasalah up till now, 8.14pm, the situation remains, ie. am still in the room, terperap takmoh kuar takmoh gi memana takmoh segalanya… (altho the anak2 and cucu2 dah kuar dah pun. Yes, cucu2 ie. si Adik and Baby, si Comel dah mule pandai pimpin-temankan meke kat luar of my room, around the balcony area. Jap2 lagi tu masuk balik la tu. Hiks!)

Well, whatever it was yang Akak TALKED with BBD and BBM, biarlah for now remains un… un… un what eh? Oh. Unrevealed? Ok la tu, gasak hentam jer la. Kuasa la nak pikir2 bahasa words bagai. Tapi at least some signs of good will come soon dah ade kot since ptg tadi also when I discovered I could still get bck all those documents and folders and files from the pc’s hdd. And then ade la some other things which made Monday evening tetiber, tidak sesialan dari awal pagi seawal2 4am when the pc had that crash-boombang scene…

Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 04:11
N u r l e a ®:
Yayyy! Tahniah! I don’t know what I did but I certainly did it! My pc tetiber jer dok tak dudok hangs and crashes like sh*tf*ck and mrasalah ptg tadi sempat transfer mende2 files documents downloads and stuffs ke external hdd, … tapi… EXCEPT the templates and layout folder which I think holds more important stuffs than any others yang i dah safely transferred! DAMN!

… Kan???… Hahaha… 4AM katanya – what was I thinking! Hiks!

Anyways, before I end this “I-am-30years-1day-old-when-I-blogged-this-sh*t” entry, Akak rase la kan, Akak nak change something. No no, nothing to do with layout template bagai la! We’re talking about that ke masalahnye?!? Hahaha… Anyways, when I said this over at Twitter yesterday…

“Well, I knew today wouldn’t be any different from any other days, but certainly I didn’t expect it to be this boring!!?!!” … less than 5 seconds ago, via Twitter

Akak rasa Akak nak rephrase the word ‘BORING’… to…erm… Can I change that to “ *!#^(#%%#%#@)*$@(#&%@^!@(#!*!*^^!!!! ” tak? OPS!

I just hope 10:01pm afterwards, won’t be like…

Sun, Jun 28th 2009, 22:01
N u r l e a ® @ home:
Nak berpoetry (Code is poetry… katanya Wordpress.org, kan… haha), tadak inspirasi ilham minat membuak2 macam slalu… mana pi tatau semangats tu. Isk. Nak update entry pun, dok pikiaq satgi2 lah. Nak berfacebook? nyampah la pulak. I think i’ll watch my figure ice skating playlist and mrasa download somemore from youtube yang maha slow these days when it comes to HD viewing. hummmmm

… KAN!?!

42-15495677.jpg - Kaedahnye like this lar Akak sengsorang ngong dalam bilik satu hari satu malam cam ni - well, of course not with that red backdrop la kan, where u think I am at, Volksie's 301? Ops!

42-15495677.jpg - Kaedahnye like this lar Akak sengsorang ngong dalam bilik satu hari satu malam cam ni - well, of course not with that red backdrop la kan, where u think I am at, Volksie's 301? Ops!

Bile Akak mengalami hari Khamis yang ‘KURENG’ sikets!!!

June 25th, 2009

Erm… actually, it is more like “hari Khamis yang ‘KURENG’ SAAANGGGAAAATTTSSSSSS!!!! Bukan sikit dah rasanye. Makin menjadi² ni, sangats!

classic_character.jpg - Yes, classic character katanya, taken from Lat punye comic book tu kan... girang sangat... tersengih sangats Akak. HOW I WISH I HAVE ITU BOM PELURU BERPANDU TANGAN BAGAI! Urgh!

classic_character.jpg - Yes, classic character katanya, taken from Lat punye comic book tu kan... girang sangat... tersengih sangats Akak. HOW I WISH I HAVE ITU BOM PELURU BERPANDU TANGAN BAGAI! Urgh!

Well, kalu itu yang the teacher in Lat upsetkan adalah the children i.e. students, Akak upset, ha jangan taktau… bukan ler dengan student. Sejak bile pulak Akak ni teacher???

Yang Akak upset diupsetkan mengupsettingkan the whole of Thursday nih adalah – internetsi! TP-LINKsi! Dan mrasalah ada kalanya DS-LINKsi! Dan itu wayar koneksi also! ISH! Semuanya la nak kena jaga serupa jaga anak raja ka!?! (Terus jeling anak² si Comelgirl… “HAH! Comel! Nak kuaq pi mana lg tu!?!! Nih anak2 hang sapa nak jaga!?! Aku ley!?! Come back here missy!)

upset.jpg - Thank you for the question. If I have the chance to have my very own missile shooting device such as in the picture, I will definitely, make it to good use by shooting and firing to all the internet and multimedia powerpoints, cables and substations so that they can make new ones with hopes of better services and delivers speedy internet communications and uptime. Thank you...

upset.jpg - Thank you for the question. If I have the chance to have my very own missile shooting device such as in the picture, I will definitely, make it to good use by shooting and firing to all the internet and multimedia powerpoints, cables and substations so that they can make new ones with hopes of better services and delivers speedy internet communications and uptime. Thank you...

Kan???

Bile Akak punye semangat kemasyarakatan membuak² katanya…

June 22nd, 2009

Ahaks! Akak terus teringat “KE-MALAYSIA-AN”! Hahahahaha, ko ado!?!

Anyways, entry ini sebenarnye sambungan jew from Akak nye previous posting pasting reminding² sesama kite bagai yer (yes, kali ni dinch ade kaitan dengan TNB yer – thank goodness! Hiks!). And idea serta semangat jayakaminye Akak ni membuak² melalui observarsiyan Akaks petang tadi, from HOME TO THE AIRPORT picking up BBM; while AT THE AIRPORT – waiting hall/ arrivals katanya; and then to complete the journey katanya, mrasa, from THE AIRPORT BACK TO THE HOUSE also got also mende² yang Akak wanna tegur²ans… addin’ to the list yang dosi Akak buat kat dalam entry bawah ni/ previous entry.

Lets get right down to it ya… mrasa!

  • Issue SIGNAL kete, kiri kanan bagai tu (kalau previously Akak sentuh bab HAZARD LIGHTS itiew, mrasa kali ni its the typical signal kiri kanan functions tu yang Akak nak sound skets!). Nih! Pengeluar kete, pembuat signal lights itiew, designer asal, engineers bagai semuanya tu, depa pakat buat signal lights and have ‘em fixed kat setiap kete tu, ADO SEBABNYE! Bukan takat untuk pose pose completekan design kete hampa tau! Sia sia kalau ado tapi haram tak guna! Sakit hati aku.

    Akak was on the right lane heading towards the airport at a rather normal yet laju la jugak speed katanya. Biasalah, right lane, jalan highway besau, bukannye untuk ko feeling² kura², kan? Citernye kete ni from the left lane, katanya mau memintas potong kete didepannye (FYI – both cars were traveling at a speed where Akak rasa kalu kite kasik cats bercatwalks pon lagi laju ok!)

    So anyways, as Akak approaching both cars, particularly, kete Mercedes ape series tah yang maha sial itiew, tetiber, like, tetiberrr jer, dia feels² memotong pintas macam tu jew – no signal no sign² tangan (kot² la dreber tu bangan feels² nak jadik ANTIQUE katanya kan?) no nothing – yillek! NAN ADO! True, distance dia dengan kete Akak relatively selamat la juger, pon begitu, diingatkan disini bahawa Akak sedang diskusi abouts the signal lights, functionsnye yang dinch diambil kire port takdigunakan bagai, and not about the safe-distance between two cars bagai yer.

    And then, dah le ko pintas signals haram ko tak kasik, ko boleh drive slow alakadaralamode bagai nih, srupa Akak tak wujuds nih! Being polite Akak dinch la honk bagai, tapi Akak gave the high-beam flash signals, pooon buat tatau ni. Selambe jew drive slow, cakap tepon (mujur dia pakai hands-free kit bagai), sebelah tangan drive, tangan sebelah lagi korek idong! CHOY! Bangsats sangats tau! Driver tu pompuan ka? Laki ka? Cina ka? Melayu ka? Tak pa tak pa. Itu semua tak penting! Please keep your mind to the subject we’re discussing ya! (Driver Cha Ya Nun Alif – Pepets *Notes: Ini tidak sama sekali menunjukkan or referkan Akak as being racist segala bagai yer, mind you please!* OPS! Tadi kata issue race gender si driver tu tak penting, kan? LOL!)

    So anyways, kes kes camni yang Akak sentap actually. Kang teraccident terlanggar terbabas terbaaaboooooooo bagai from the back, hah, sah sah Akak jugak yang dipersalahkan, kan!?! Walhal, kalu kite nengok from the start, the root of the problem, sapa punya salah dulu??? YESZA! Tau jawapannye? Pandeiii!!! Tatau??? Hah – pi join pompuan tu korek idung dan pikir ya! NEXT!!!

  • carsignals.jpg - Canteknyiew kete tiada gunanya kalu tangan instead of digunakan untuk pegang stearing dan kasik signal, digunakan untuk korek idungs! Ops! Matilaakaks! Hahaha!

    carsignals.jpg - Canteknyiew kete tiada gunanya kalu tangan instead of digunakan untuk pegang stearing dan kasik signal, digunakan untuk korek idungs! Ops! Matilaakaks! Hahaha!

  • Kes culik/ kehilangan anak² perempuan, budak² yang cute mute comel segala bagai (especially, yes, VERY DER especially girls la kan… based on past cases la…) yang diculik dikidnap hilang ghaib lesap hilang camtu jer tanpa any traces tau tau dikerat² 16 disumbat² dalam bag Garfield kepam lasam dan lunyai!…***

    childporn.jpg - Akak actually was searching for gambar child-kidnapping bagai, alih2 Akak found this. Good reading material! Mrasalah!

    childporn.jpg - Akak actually was searching for gambar child-kidnapping bagai, alih2 Akak found this. Good reading material! Mrasalah!

  • (***Sambungan from point tadi, just before the show/ hide content toggle itiew!) Okies… now, lets bincangkan – Bageimanerkah semua kes kes colik² ini bisa berlaku? Lets follow this simple ‘real-life’ example yang Akak akan citerkan, yang Akak nengok depan mata Akak sendiri… As Akak dok tunggu BBM to arrive at AOR Airport, and since Akak terforgots to bring my ciggie katanya, mrasalah Akak dok dalam kat arrival hall/ waiting area itiew (kalau idak, mampos Akak nak dok dalam tu ngong sengsorang? Baik dok luar dan isap roks, kan? Hiks!).

    And so as Akak duduk tu, depan Akak tu, ade la sorang pompuan, dok dukong sorang baby girl Akak guess guess lam setahun setengah prolly. And with her, also ado lagi 2 kids of hers la kot since depa both dok call ‘Ibu’ bagai kan; the two Akak nengok tak macam jauh perbezaan umurnye – maybe one is 7 or 8 the most, and the other one prolly lam setahun dua younger kot. So ok tak per la. Si ibu tu dok duduk depan Akak, sambil dukong anaknye itiew, while her other two girls dok sebelah dia/ depan Akak, main main sesama depa hang geletek aku aku geletek hang bagai.

    Pastu, came the moment when passengers dah mulo nampak batang hedong bagai heading towards the baggage reclaim area. From where Akak was sitting, with these ibu with 3 girls in front ni, kirenye, these people were arriving from my right la kan, di separatekan dengan glass panel and what not, memudahkan meke² yang menyambut ni, terkinja² terlompat² macam kera kena belacan, nengok meke² yang arriving itiew, yang Akak would say, dari luar, nampak macam meke yang di dalam itiew bagaikan kera – ops! Mati la lari topic. Anyways, as this one pax approached the glass panel, yang Akak would guess could only be the father la kot, the ibu yang dari awal lagi sebelum kemunculan the father tu dah pon berdiri tercegat depan glass panel tu, terkinja2 tergedik2 dok ginjat2 nengok cari laki dia kot2 maybe 10 taun tak jumpa! (MOTIF 10 tahun? Habis tu depa buat anak bila? OPS! LARI TOPIC LAGI!)

    And while she was busy terkinja2 tu, with the baby girl didukongnye, one of the two girls tu tadi, joined her, but dipisahkan oleh a few 2 3 orang manusia yang sama motifnye dengan si ibu tu, dok terkinja2 nengok cari sape2 je la kan, and the one yang Akak assume eldest tu, the girl, was still in front of Akak, sitting quietly.

    Now, looking at the situation, tak ke hampa rasa, the ibu, haram langsung takkan sedaq punye la should one of her girls, either the one sitting in front of Akak, or the one yang kat glass panel looking for her dad tu, gone missing in the wind, kan? Dalam kelam kabut ramai manusia camtu, anything is possible la cik kak (assuming that cik kak reads my blog la kan – hahahaha what are the chances!?! Owh well, if not THAT cik kak, maybe another cik kaks… kan? Hiks!) Dalam sekelip mata hang dok getek looking look look arounds for ur hubby itiew, one of your girls, (mintak simpang lah) if not BOTH of your girls, MUNGKIN akan jadi mangsa culik dan time² hampa sedaq ja anak dah tiada no where near nowhere to be seen segala bagai, ha, mula la kelam kabut hang tau betapa humongous nya donia ini dan betapa kerdilnya hang!

    Ha, pastu, tagih, masuk tb (orang2 tua tua kan depa cakap TV tu ala ala TB – kan? Hiks! Bukan Tagboard nah!), nangeh lah depan kamera tu, ayaq mata merambu ramba drama dq bagai, tempek poster sana sini bagai kat tolls everywhere! SUDAH! Time2 camtu, sudah tiada makna tak ade artinya lagi! Yang awai2 sebelum menda ni semua terjadi berlaku, awat yang hang tak jaga perhatikan nengok anak2 hampa pi mana dok mana dengan sapa segala bagai, KAN!?! Akak cukup pantang tau dengan senario ni! Sakit hati ado, irritated katenye yer… Yer la. Kalu diculik dalam kes2 yang memang bebetul2 kes kes culik pro la kan, Akak tak kisah. Ini, ha, kes kes kalu keculikkan itiew happened macam time2 tadi kat airport tu, korang nak marah Akak ke kalau Akak lempang jer mak pak budak tu? Silap2 hampa pun join Akak lempang sekali mak pak bebudaks itiew. Macam Akak dok sound kat si Comelgirl semalam kots, tah, rasenye la, time tu Akak tgh naik hantian dengan si Comel lah, dok meroyan nak cikneks la tu! (OPS!!!), Akak sound dia, which I think, applicable kat ppl like si ‘Ibu’ tadi kat airport tu…

    “HAH! TIME BUAT ANAK, PANDAI! TIME NAK JAGA, HAPRAK! CHAIT!”

    Ok, now, NEXT(Aiyoh! Penats sundels! Lama sunggoh Akak tak berblogging lagu ni, kan? LOL!)

  • Kes ke-third katanya… while on the way back home from the airport… errr… jap jap. What happened eh!?! AIYOH! I hate this tau! Elok² ade 3 idea, tapi gara² dok tabur curahkan segalanya untuk the first 2 points, now Akak dosi terlupa what was the final point Akak supposed to kasiktau sharing is caring tatau… OWH, yes, ingat dah! Hiks! Tema-nya… “JALANMU? DINCH! JALAN AKU LA!” kaedahnye… Yesza, ini kes lite² sugi kesamaannye dengan “Barang aku, barang aku. Barang kau, barang aku jugak” kes la kirenye, cume kali ni, yang dijadikan issuenye ialah – JALAN. Yesza, jalanraya katanya…

    Mrasalah tadi sampai kat this one crossroad, kaedahnye, ALL traffic lights ala ala stopped working nih, and kena pulak time² tu, after-office hours, ha kau! Mrasalah, from all four roads katenye, kete berpusu² coba passing through, gile punye long queue nih! All because, kat tengah² traffic lites itiew, yes yes, kat area kotak KUNING itiew yer, takder something. Something? Something whats? Tiang traffic light? HOI! Asalnye pun memang mana ada tiang satu tengah² itiew! Hiks! Yang tiadanye ialah, (mintak makhap la ‘Dato’ berbaju uniform putih hitam berboot kilats bagai ni), men yang often we call ‘em as “Mat Pacak”? Haiyoh! Polis trapik la! Dan bile takder polis trafik itiew, maka, hah, semuanye nak gi dulu, takder sape yang nak give way katenye, mrasalah, JAM BUTTER KAYA PEANUTBUTTER JELLY segala bagai kat tgh² itiew! Hang nak pi dulu, aku nak pi dulu jugak, last last, SANGKUT! Tahniah!!!

    Dalam kes² camni, cuba² la bawak bertenang dan give la sekali dua lalu kete dihadapan/ kiri kanan anda – remember, for things to change, we must change FIRST, kan? (sambil Akak membelokkan kete Akak masuk ikut jalan alternative, some 100/ 200 meters away dari tapak lokasi kejadian itiew, escaping the horrifying moments of jammenations to the glory agapagargotongroyongs! OPS!)

    Mujur ade jalan alternative back to umah Akak. If Akak had to go through that jammenations itiew, haiyoh, mrasalah Akak terus naik kebumbung beemer Akak itiew, lalu lepaskan ikatan rambut Akak sambil biarkan ia mengurai² berkepok² curly² wavy, libas sekali dua, dan terus, “RED BLOODED WOMAN” satu kaliii!!! (mati la feeling tak sudah², kansss??! HAHAHA!)

  • trafficjam.jpg - Alternative hebats, don't you think so? Hahahahaha!!!

    trafficjam.jpg - Alternative hebats, don't you think so? Hahahahaha!!!

Ha, dah ler! The end! Habisdah! Hiks!

Bile Akak penat…

June 17th, 2009

After pulun punyelah dok pulun for quite some times dah skarang with the layouts, template editing from scratch and what not, altho ade nampak hasilnye, at least, berbentuk la jugak dari berterabur bagai, by right Akak should be relaxed and happy, well, at least a bit.

But Akak rasa, instead, Akak trasa very der tired… added with the frustration of trying some stuffs over and over again and to have the results bukannye salah mende sangat pun but I guess, sebab nak bebetul perfect la konon, led Akak to feel so separuh nyawa, penat, and backed up dengan cuaca panas these days mandi 10 kali tak der beza, telan air 20 gelen pun tetap dok sticky bergetah panas melekit bagai, aiyoh, I just can’t take this anymore. Owh and what’s worse, line Streamyx makin hari makin testing my nerves. When times yang Akak really needed to be online, time2 tu la nak buat hal. Time2 Akak tido takmo pulak dia buat dajei! Ha, kan dah keluar dah the word…

tired.png - Pakai terdedah sana sini terkangkang terkehel terkepak bagai pose pose kaki melangit ke dinding bagai, dalam bilik beraircond 24-7 pun, dah srupa tadak beza sangat dah pun! Ni semua kes Global Warming tu la kan?

tired.png - Pakai terdedah sana sini terkangkang terkehel terkepak bagai pose pose kaki melangit ke dinding bagai, dalam bilik beraircond 24-7 pun, dah srupa tadak beza sangat dah pun! Ni semua kes Global Warming tu la kan?

Akak rasa kan, Akak tgh dalam kondisi heat-stress kot…

Bile Akak geleng² kepala sambil mengucap tak sudah²…

June 9th, 2009

Ape-kes??? Pasaipa pulak dah ni???

Ala… it is nothing new for those yang sama² suffer macam Akak jugak these days – ape lagi, kalu bukan kes internet macam kegampangans kejap2 up on kejap2 down off last last jadi cam semalam – Akak geram Akak sentap, bukan takan Akak off pc notebook bagai – siap Akak matikan suis plug bagai ok! Sentap punya hal. Hehehe…

Dah hari ni dia buat hal lagi. Errr dia tu sapa? TM Streamyx lah! Haiyoh! Try to keep up with Akak will ya? Akak tak larat nak ulang nih! Hiks! :)

Anyways, remember tak Akak buat entry melalut tapi ujung pangkalnye Akak citer pasal ASS? (Dah dah! Kalau tak ingat, tok sah dok buat kerut kening pulun dok pikiaq entry hat mana satu! Ha, nah! Ni dia linknya. Hehehehe -> Click here!)

Kaedahnye srupa takdak abbreviations lain depa geng geng Telekom nak taroh, alih alih Alor Star Selatan jadinya ASS ley? Takper. Time tu Akak tak kisah la sangat. TAPI memandangkan keadaan internet yang macam kesiyalans terlampau, maka, dengan ini, Akak would have to say…

TM Streamyx – “Leading the internet revolution” katanya, selayaknye memang dicopkan bagaikan that abbreviations ASS dalam entry kat atas tu sajork!

Makin menjadi² connection cam sial nih. Sikit² tu orang leh la sabaq. Mai lama ke lamaan katanya, sapa leh sabaq dah!?!

Kejap2 ok, kejap2 ‘Looking for www……’ bagai, kejap2 ‘www.lealaurielle.com not found’ – ape nih!?!?!?!

Bile Akak hanya mampu untuk menunggu, and do nothing else…

November 26th, 2008

Bukanlah dengan katanya post title kali ini memberi maksud yang Akak langsung don’t have the usaha murni jitu gigih to work something out, daripada belenggu yang Akak alami itiew, tapi, hakikatnya, memang there’s nothing left to be done. Sebab each time Akak ingat what I did to overcome that obstacle, tau tau, mai pulak rintangan lain pulak dah. I’d say if dalam dunia fashion they have like, what, “KL Fashion Week”, mrasalah what I could describe tentang apa yang telah berlaku sepanjang, lets see now, nearly a week plus tanpa apa apa berita update segala bagai regardless dalam blog ke or what la kan, I think the best ungkapan, similar to “KL Fashion Week” would be this Akak say… “LKY’s Series-of-unfortunate-events Week”; boley?

(And then suddenly Akak rasa this will NOT just be a short update entry – chis!)… Ok, so, here we are, kisahnye nampak Akak dah berblogging kembali, setelah Akak went silensio? Dinch. Ade lah macam2 dok menjadi2 sampaikan Akak bukan tak nak blogging – tapi Akak TAK BOLEH nak berblogging due to banyak mende2 yang Akak rasa semuanya, tah la, I don’t know, berkaitan? Hmmm…

Bile ada masa, ample of time untuk berblogging, idak la pulak getek gatai nak berupdate. Bile dah tak der masa, busy dengan tugasan kerja, terdetik lah pulak dipikiran nak update ini nak update itu. Tapi akhirnya rotation tidak kembali kepada time Akak akan ada banyak masa; instead, the cycle expended katanya and mrasalah from tak der masa tak der time nak berblogging, nah, LANGSUNG tak leh berblogging… you dig?

Yes, it all began dengan Akak slow sikit in updating daily right after the 14th, tapi start 16th, sampai tiga empat lima hari lepas tu Akak sibuk with work and some other stuffs that needed my attensi; so I set the time to do a marathon-blog-posting. Mati la dari mula2 nak marathon 4 5 6 entries, now dah jadi gamaknye brape, satu jilid? OPS! And then, it happened, (Yes Y! This is the time ko membuta2babi2 tuduh aku tannak update lah, nak bersawangkan blog la, bawak blog lari kemana la, tutup blog la kan – lagi mau tanya nape mak sentap ngan ko kat YM? Tapi tgk sentap2 pun tetap nih tolong ko jugak.. chantek tak Akak? E eh? Tetiber…)www.lealaurielle.com tak leh accessed. I thought it was just temporarily, or at least Akak ingat Akak sorang jer sewel kat sini tak leh access dan orang lain boleh still. Alih2 from a day or two becomes 3 4 hari, and then boleh kejap dalam 2 3 jam and then ZAS! Bukan setakat blog/ domain Akak cannot access katanya down, technicians kat the server company tgh working to resolve the problem, alih2 dengan depa2 sekali kat server tu pun kaput tutup buku bungkus katanya hardware crash (WHICH I need you guys to pay full attention why I said di atas tadi everything berlaku so semuanya macam ada sangkut paut). At that time gurau2an sinis Y dah mula Akak sentap sebab, bukan la setakat berhari2 Akak hutang berblogging, and dah la sampai ke page Admin pun tak leh nak access – the webserver’s website bagai pun tak leh nak access – aiyoh, tutup kedai ka depa Akak pikir? Dengan Akak dah bayar domain segala fees bagai extending another year – sial sangat waktu tu rasa macam, Akak kena swindled ke? Hurm….

And di kala ketensinan Akak dinch boleh berblogging and what not, with some minor personal problems back at home, Akak terperasan yang I completely forgotten about something (tgk – berkaitan kan? Gara2 masalah diatas, nah, habis, semua segala maknenek nak Akak terlupa – ape kes? Tak per. Continue bace… hampa will find out satgi… sat jer lagi)

So from hours turned into days turned into a few days turned into a few more days and sampaikan dalam kekalutan dan kepeningan hotak Akak pikirkan pasal 2 3 bende, campur dengan sentapnye Akak terlupe about that ’something’ tu, mrasalah, Akak teruskan perjalanan hidup ini dengan cuba lupakan sat masalah tu dengan cara membantu someone iaitiew Queenbie Giebam dapatkan something tapi… erm, cemana eh nak cakap – ha, by right, buat mende yang senang, dah jadi menda payah and complicated buatnye sampaikan dia pun turut pening gara2nya Akak nak tolong dia about bende “A”, tapi Akak gagah nih pi la bantu dia go through B sampai Z yang tak perlu then only patah balik dan presented dia dengan “A” tu. Sorry eek Gie, I wasn’t sure about a lot of things waktu tu, and if you read this, well, now you know kenapa Akak tingtong… Hiks! So, sorry la eh kalau I nearly crashed your PC walaupun mek tau it has nothing to do dengan software tu tapi secara sopannye, tetap la kena pohon makhap nah. Tak der niat nak sabo pc you tau! Hiks! (Dan yang ni pun bersangkut paut juger… dengan semuenyelah, well, if not semuenye, maybe just a part of it – ok fine! A pinch only! Keji tau korang nih, macam tau tau jer dah… hahahaha)

So ok, now, setelah ape yang berlaku, Akak yang dah bergasak secara susah2payahnye call server company lah, try nak install mende senang jadi susah lah, and terus, katanya, dikala Akak rasa nak jerit…“SUDAH LA… SUDAH LA… SETTLEKAN LAH SEMUANYE NIH NOW… AND LETS GET BACK TO NORMAL” katanya, nah, *terukir senyuman diwajah Akak katanya*… Ahah! So dah senyum nih, semuanya ok la eh? *SENYUM LAGI NIH* Nah!

Kapla hothotakhey la ko LKY! Bagus! Ko tgh serabut thinking and dealing with loads of stuffs, dengan kezombian overdose ko, KO GASAK FEELING NAK downgrade ko punye PC’s Windows Vista Ultimate kepada Windows XP Pro SP2 just like your notebook! Dah tu, ko feeling nak buat dual boot installation yang ko sendiri hardly needed it and ko hardly understood the concept tapi sebab dah tak leh berblogging, dah tak leh update, dah taktau nak buat apa dah, dah blur dah, dah pening dah, dah lapar dah, dah ngantuk sangat dah, maka, I buat proceed jer lah proses yang I tot akan men-zassskan my pc, just like my laptop now. Alih2, HARDWARE CRASH, MAJOR! ~geleng2 kepala… I think I need to stop and get something dari dapur la kejaps…

And so jadinya, cukup la ye Akak rase pengupdatan buat kali ni… this is Nurlea Laurielle, as I sign out after updating setakat ini sehingga situ sampai la nih jer la dulu nah.

And to those yang tertanya2 “MATI DAH KA LKY?” Hehehe sebenarnye la kan, doa doa dan bacaan Yassin sedekah-han kalian2 kat Kenari tu la yang kept Akak alive… dan also menjadi pendorong Akak buat entry nih semata2 nak tanya kat u osl2 semua yang membaca entry nih either kat Salam or kat CC, dengan soalan… “HEBATS TAK SHOWmanSHIP KAREOKE-KALAKALAKUTTAKUTTA-E-ORANIA TADI, SEMALAM, MALAM KELMARIN DAN SELAMANYA BEFORE THIS?” E eh? Tetiber… C.A. yang bertanyakan khabar kehidupan I ols kat Cbox (u ols dah buke blog dah ke u ols? OPS!), Rania yang kena tempias, maka Zakiah la kena tempeleng dan diBAN dari mendekati kawasan halaman Orked2 umah I… Aiyoh! Semua BERKAITAN katanya kan? Bersangkuts katanya yer nih semuanya, kan?

Anyways, dah lah! Melalut jer! Sampai sini dulu yer. Nanti la I buat lagi entry MARATHON yang I janji pada diri Akak sendiri untuk buat… So thats means (AIYOH, thats means katanya yer? LOL!), I would have a “13-Blog-Posting Marathon” to do katanya… takper. Satu entry, satu perenggan satu sentence jer pun, as long as dipublishkan as a post/ blog entry, tetap considered as 1 blog entry, kan? Hahaha – so 13 ayat jer la lepas nih? Ke 13 perenggan setiap entry? Haiyoh *Pengsan… tapi sebelum pengsan tu, come, baca lah SUMMARY of ape yang telah berlaku telah terjadi yang Akak bebel tah pa per kat atas ni tadi, in just one ‘Status’ update di Facebook…

Nurlea is upset & tryin’ to sleep… “Udah ler kempunan McD, blog + domain + server pulak down sampai 6 days, then PC crashed big time & now? Sakit perut pulak dah…”

See, dari tadi Akak dok kata semuanya berkaitan like a very long chain thingy kan (tapi hat sakit senak perut nih Akak tatau mai kot mana. Maybe susu Dutch Lady Akak minum dari dalam fridge tadi tu kot dah tak elok kot…) – dari masalah peribadi dengan work and lambat update blog, to the all-of-a-sudden dok buat hal blog/ website + domain + in the end server katanya, membuatkan Akak yang memang sediamaklum la kan kuat lupa juger (tapi tak seteruk tahap kelupaan Ginger – ops!), tetiber, Akak rase…

Yes, tetiber Akak terasa kempunan nak time2 tu la la tu jugak that very instant moment la katanya nak tergedik2 juger, nak makan Mc Donalds!!! (yes, tepukkan utk ahli music McD kita, Y dan Ginger yang mak tahu depa ingat mak nak kata diri mak or mak akan elakkan dari kena tempias “jom ke Mc malam ini” tu la? Sorry – hampa duaorang kan suka penaya aku bab McD nih. Tapi kali nih, sorry! Kali nih u cant naya mak! Mak lapaq dan mak NAK McD jugak so whatever you caruts are just words and they don’t break me, instead, they’ll get me all geared up and drive and all semangat untuk order segala2nya… – e eh? Tgk… tgk… meroyan Akak mai dah!) Huwargh! Anyways, back to the story. Boley tak… I forgot about this… bile tgk2 jam dah kul 10.30 malam, (malam bile tah la)

Nurlea is farrrkin’ pistovvv!!! “Damnit I 4got there’s x 24-7 McD delivry here! Sh*tf*cksh*tf*ck!!! @^(^!%@!&”

Boley? Mati2 Akak tetiber terlupa dimanakah Akak berada skarang – di sini, biarpun ado 7-E hokey, tapi dinch got Mc D 24-7! I think I should sue the Mayor, kan? Hahaha… And ade orang siap suggestkan Akak gi ke ape, ape city tu tah, kat Juru tu, yang got that 24-7 Mc D tu? Aiyoh! Semata2 katanya. Memang la kempunan tapi tak der la sampai nak ke ape city tu tah no not Eon city, not smart city apa tah lah si Fendi Osman sibuk cadangkan Akak gi. Encik Fendi, dari AS, baik lah Akak ke Sunway Carnival depan tu ja ade 24-7 Mc D! Motif ko nak suruh mak habiskan minyak kete mak yang now penuh tangkinya tu dengan air shishi jer instead of minyak tu sampai ke Juru yang lebih jauh dari Butterworth Bagan tu? Kalau Juru tu, baik ko suruh mak balik KL beli McD! Hiks!

Aiyoh, I could just go on and go go on on lagi la quoting the significant points yang buatkan these past seminggu dua katanya semuanya related, from one to another katanya kan. Tapi, tak per lah, tak payah la kot. Because if I do, kang panjang citer pulaknye kan. Kang nanti sembang semuanya la ni, habis, nanti, marathon 13 posting Akak tu, Akak nakciter bab apa, masalahnye pertukaran jantina ka!? (OPS! Itu pun ada kaitan tu tapi not to this entry – entry akan datang; tudiah! Mati la premonition)

Cuma, now, Akak ade one more point of kesinambungan pertalian antara semua2nya nih yang still Akak nak highlightkan nih – hahah mati la ada lagi merapu-cendana Akak pepagi buto nih katanya kan. Yer lah, saving the best for last kan? Hahaha… gasak la hampa baca! Hahahaha!

Ok, so, anyways, the one last one, before Akak pose pose dugong for good untuk the rest of tonight/ today ni kan kejap lagi ni. Haaa, mrasalah! Lihat, lihat dan lihatlah, perkaitan yang ada antara semua yang berlaku nih dengan Giebam Queenbie Si Tukang Make Up tu…


Lea by Giaphotography… http://www.myspace.com/giebam
Many thanks to Giebam the Queenbie! Muahs!

Tetiber? Taknak mengalah nih! Ade juger gambar dia, dia feeling nak publishkan yer? Ape kaitanya pun tatau la si LKY nih tau! Kang aku PANGGG bagi muka kang, berderai kecai gigih, bercerai roboh wig dan boobies – dah! GI TIDO LKY! *Pitam… (Psttt… Of course lah ade kaitan! I scratch Giebam’s back, dia edited my pixies… suke lah! Nanti nak softwares lagi, bagitau tau k! I kasik, and ajar you cemana nak gune! Suke tak? Hehehe! Gie… Thanks eh! Yang lagi 4 pix tu bile pulak? OPS! ~Pejam mata…)

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ANTARA PAPARAN MENARIK!!! TERTARIK!!! MAI LAH CHECK IT OUT NANTI YER – YANG MENANTIKAN ANDA SI PEMBACA READERS SEKALIAN ALAM DI http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog (entry tunggu anda kaaa… ke anda yang menantikan entry2 tu? LOL!):

  1. Bile Akak finally can say “I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT! DIE LA YOU MERENGKOK IN PENJARA NANTI!”
  2. Bile Akak bukan only confused about a few things here and there, but, also, having doubts and getting all confussed about JANTINA? And thus leading to PERTUKARAN JANTINA??? (Ok ok when the time comes I’m SURE the title won’t be this long! HIKS!)
  3. Bile Akak terkejut when orang yang paling Akak meluat Akak menyampah Akak tak hengen, sebenarnye, have A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON dengan Akak which menjadikan dia my perfect match… (Eeeeewww!!!)

Kan… sneak peak preview peewee glory hole loop hole to whats coming katanya nanti, kan? Suke tak? Hot, juicy and spicy katanya kan? Hurmmm… (DAH! ‘Hot, juicy and spicy’ la kan – tetiber pulak dah aku terpikir bab KFC! Hanjeng lah! *Terus lari ke katil dan gedebuuum pejam mata; tapi otak dok berjalan2 ke KFC Jalan Stadium 24-jam itiew… lalalala)

1st of July – Mengapakah? Why why why? (Sambungan)

July 1st, 2008

This is kaedahnye sambungan from the previous posting ler katanye yer… (Tadi waktu Akak buat posting yang earlier tu, mrasalah Akak ngantiuks – jadi Akak type2 lite2 intro and then Akak published; mrasalah INI lew sambungannye yer… hiks!)

Now, kalau didengari from the audio file dalam entry sebelum ini, ala ala berkata2…

*Sniffing sound* Owhhh look! Another glooorious morning… makes me sick!

Kan??? Kaedahnye, apakah kaitan kata2 itiew dengan looking at another glorious morning (or better said, sniffing to another glorious morning) and feeling sick about it? Hurmmm… Mungkin dialog2 berikiuts mampu dan boleh katanya membantu pemahaman semuer… (Yer, Akak semestinye dah paham ler sebab Akak yang tulis! HISH!)

Firstly, adalah SMS yang dihantar… ginik…

Kak G… Lady nih…

And then we have Kak G tidak membalas SMS Kak G katanya – tak per, that’s not the issue… Selepas itiew, Lady hantar another SMS kat Kak G later2 la pulak la kan

Pant*t!!! Due yer, 2!!! Not one, but TWO bloody pimples ok!!! Mana kot mana tang mana pun mak tatau tapi tau tau nah! DOK ADA DAH ATAS PIPI MAK! Cammana nih!?!?! How am I gonna bloody go and attend your function this Friday looking like this, hah? Hah? Tell me, hah, TELL!!! *Nangis*

Tudiah! Tadi first2 SMS macam elok jer? Nih tetiber masuk laungan carutans nangisan makian bagai nih – apa kes!?!?!? And bile ade unsur2 memaki-mehamuns bagai, Kak G, balas lah SMS Lady…

Calm down, Betty!

Haiyoh – before mek sambung; as am writing this entry, baru Akak terperasan carutan barua si Ginger kat mek yang very der mek tak perasan sebelum nih. BETTY – mek dok ingat ala ala either dia panggei mek Betty bagaikan itiew Betty dalam cartoon black and white dulu2 tu yang comei, chantek dan pandei nyanyiks tu, yang gittu2 suaranye itiew yang very der loveliness itiew… OR, mek feels feels since dia kan Miss India, walaupun EX, still, Betty nih kan ala ala Anak/ Nak, gittu, kan? TAU TAU MEK BARU PERASAN – haiyoh, mati la dah ler dia panggei Betty, satgi, SLOW BETTY pulak? Kan? Hahaha BETTY is actually = si UGLY BETTY TU LA KAN!? Lahanat punya kawan! KO mau pose2 kupas buah limau hari Khamis kita balik KL nanti!? HAH!? Sialans- ops! Tak per… Pertelingkahan itiew mek simpan untuk hari Khamis nanti yer; mrasa mek sambung pulak pasal kes dialog SMS kite nih…

And lepas tu mek yang masih tatau pasal UGLY BETTY tu pun membalas SMS Kak G…

Farking easy for you to say, you not the one with 2 bloody pimples on your pipi!!! This is a sign, a karma, a disaster *Sambil semakin pantas menyuapkan ke mulut mee gorengans itiew… OPS*

Pehtu, dia balas katanye…

Habistu ko ingat kulis mek FLOORLESS ke? Mek sendiri pun dok breakout ntah mana dtg. Tak penah2 muka mek kuar pimples bnyk2 mcm skrng ni tau…!

Terus mek terdiam. Ok. Mek 2, dia BANYAK – hahaha GIRANG LAH! Kak G nanti mai pageantnye muke tak chantek ker? OPS! Matilamak! Pehtu, to show yang mek tak prasan la yang dia ada BANYAK pimples and mek only 2 jer la kan… terus mek balas…

I think we have been cursed!!! And I think I know who cursed you, I mean us – Ops!!! Dah ler me go went inside the 2 Guardians dan 2 Watsons ok – nak cari Clearasil Pimple Treatment – ADO?!? Nan ADO ok! Macam kesial, time2 nih la kan semuanya nak sakit2 jerawat babi! Semuanya nak beli treatment cream tu! Babi lah!

Dan terus nan ado kebalasan SMS dah – sentap juger kot, kat Guruns nan ado juger cream treatment itiew kot? Ker, dia tau mek dah prasan pasal mek 2 dia BANYAK? OPS! Hehehe alah, binatang tu, banyak2 dia, maybe HALUS2 macam mek tgk yang dia dok kata breakout bagai tu… halus dan ala ala nan ado visiblenye pun! MEK NIH!? 2 jer pun, naik bagaikan BATU besaunya, pasaipa tatau!?

Clearasil Vanishing Pimple Treatment Cream

Anyways, pasal the Clearasil Pimple Treatment Cream tu kan, katanya mek nak buat advertisement – VERY DER mujarabs ok! Akak rekomendasikan buat semuer yer, but not for those yang berwajah muka, erm… how should I say it delicately, erm, not suitable bagi meke yang ado masalah kulit yang bagaikan lebih elok kulit limau purut (or is it PERUT? Hummm… or is it Limau Kasturi tatau yang berbijik2 kompleksi kulit hijaunye itiew? Mek rase its Limau Purut kan? ISH, ke PERUT!!? Mati la jahil!) kalo nak dibandingkan ngan kulitmiew, kerna, kulitmiew, DAH GONE CASE? Ops! *Lalalalala…

Annnyways, dosi dapat idea nape this morning Akak bangun2 tido (udah ler tido lewat, bangun lak awal – hish!) and tgk, ape satu kemendenye dua dua jerawat tu still dok menggunung bagai tak surut2 katanya WALAUPUN dah ditenyeh dengan mask, dah dirawat rapi bagai – HISH! Kenapasal nih!? WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!

*Jgn ada sapa2 yang feeling nak jawab WHY jerawat dok kuar nih dengan sengaja memberi jawapan “JUST LUCKY I GUESS” hokey!?!?! Mau kena pelempang kah!?! Ops! Mati la emo now not on weight issue tapi pasai jerawat piuler yer? Mati la 2 in 1 problem, semata2 nak attend a function; haiiiihhhh!!! *Pening pala lah cam ginik…

PS: Tapi akhirnye mek berjayer juger jumpe Clearasil tu!!! Hoyeh!!! But then, why still upset lar? HAIYOH! Because the bloody irritating pimples are STILL THERE!!! Uwargh!!!

Musim semue orang nak naik hantian! Hiks!

June 20th, 2008
Hantian? Apakah? Kesah2 hantu2 bagai lagi kers??? Apakah???

Bukannn… sila bawak bertendang yer hadek2 tuan2 puang2 sekaliangs! ‘Hantian’ disini yang Akak maksudkan, bukannye hantian hantu hanten jembalang bagai semuenye itiew yer… Dinch! Motif Akak sebok nak citer2 pasal hantian petang2 mals mals Jumaats iniew??? Ish!

‘Hantian’ yang Akak maksiudkan disini yer hadek2 sekalians, ialah, naik hantu keje nak mengamuk marah pukul guling gusti bagai ler… Cakar bercakaran, rambut2 bertarikkan bagai (mati ler sape lawan gaduh carik pasal ngan Akak kalau masuk bab tarik rambuts, orang itiew akan kalah sesunggohnye tanpe sepakkan penalti bagai yer – why? Sebab yer lah, dia nak tarik rambut Akak, ADO ke? Mati la dia nak kene tarik wiggerinas Akak sajork, kan? Muahahaha so confirm la dia whoever lah orang tu kan, akan kalah sebab Akak can tarik rambut die, but dia cannot – LOL!)

Anyways, sabaq sabaq sabaq semuenye yer – bawak bertendang tenang tudung sapi periuk belanga semuenye yer… Ini bukan entry “I’m Sorry You’re Not Sorry” apa bagai semuenye yer. Dan yer, bukan ade pasang niat pun buat entry nih semata2 nak inform kate Akak tgh perang gaduh bertumbuk hempuk segala bagai dengan sesiape yer – sila betulkan saluran serta saliran informarsi anda semue yer. Akak ulangi, ini bukan entry 3000p.p. Akak tgh sentap gaduh ngan sesiape yer… ADDINCH!

Tema-nye semenjak dua menjak nih ha, Akak dok perhatikan disekeliliungst Akak, teman2, kawan2, musuh2 lite2, those yang Akak dinch hui dinch kenal ujung pangkal asal usulnya pun Akak noticed – banyak ehhh bulan nih yang ala ala ‘Naik Hantian’, kan? Tak kire lah for whatever reasons sekali pun – tapi Akak dok prasan, ish, ghamai nih; kot belah Loq Staq sajork dah dok ada berapa kerat dah hat dah dok bercuka bagai. Tu tak Akak includekan yang hat sentap2 lite2 dalam diam sambil nyanyi lagu “Kukunci Hati Sentapku Dalam Diriku Sajor” katanye – Gurun? Haiiih! Toksahlah dok cakap. Hat tu senantiasa naik hantian – nih esok pon nampak gaya salah sikit ja kat function main make up2 kat Perlis esok nih, silap hari bulan, naik hantian jugak nampak gayanye, kan Gal? LOL! And dah habis Akak jelajah hantian2 (wah, caruts orang hantian – habis yang Akak naik hantians kat Salam restoren tang2 malam tu tak pulak diceritakan, kan? LOL! Alah, termasuk sekali la kirenye… ) Ok. So, dah habis segenap pelusuk Utara, tak cukup – nuh, belah KL tang2 sana pun Akak dgq dua tiga orang teman dok naik hantiew, sama-ada terang2an or dipendam sampai bernanahkulats dalam hati… Ish, apakah? Tema bulan 6 nih bulan sentiap naik hangin ke? Tu belom Akak bukak kesah sentapnye tentang IQP – ops! *lalalalala…

Pa per pun, yang penting, birthday Akak dah dekat dah. Lets la kita sama2 commolots and toksah dok gaduh hang aku… Nih, donia nih dah la dok merasak, dah uzur dengan pencemaran segala bagai, komuniti kita (kita? Hahahah) pong dah semakin hari semakin.. Haish! Hampa gila ingat aku nak kata makin PUPUS!? Hehehe. Makin dok naik mek nampak ade lah, sampai naik hantian mek sentap – OPS! Sentap juge katanye…

Namun yang demikian, untuk mengelakkan kejadian kau carut aku maki hang melalui sebaran pitenah2 dalam internet, dari kita merosakkan sebelah dua tangan kita, dari kita menyagat penganten besok lusa, dari kita menarik muka membaling cuka menabur asid sini sana sitiew, dan yang penting, daripada kite naik hantu sebab tak leh terima kenyataan kite dah tua dah tapi tetap katanya “MUDAH JADI MUDA”, kan… (mati la mek salah konsep – it’s not Mudah jadi muda but sebenarnye Muda Itu Mudah rupenye nama entry pertama si kakak itiew – ops!) Mati la mek … hehehe. Anyways, adalah lebih baik kite bersepakat membawa berkat. Gaduh2 kot mana pon, kalau dah kawan, tak putuih aih!

Abih2 tidak, paling2 busuk pun, camginik sajork gayanya nak lepaskan geram hantian didalam badan, kan? Hiks!

Tudiah! Akak terdiam yer… hiks! Sama2 lah yer kite amek iktibar, pedoman dan teladan; usah bergossip dipejabat, satgi mulut kena se-daih! NAYA JA BEB!

Kan? Hiks! Kawan2 mek, hat tetiber jadi She-ra bininya He-man, pi tetiber tukaq konsep jadi SuperRangFormers Vs. Rangbocop, dah mek tgk depan mata segala besi dawai bagai, dan mek jadikan iktibar. Hat yang mulut seumpama celaka perangai seumpama binatang korazons katanya also mek dah nengok dah sessi hang kata kat aku aku kata pi mai kat hang (mek cakap ‘Korazon’ jer mek teringat Mak Hayam Sharmin… ape la kesahnye woman itiew… buat rambut memang hebats! Opocot, lari tema!)- dan paling latest, ha, nih la, gambaq Gif. file nih – jadi kesahnye mek ado tiga ok, tiga! Not 1, not 2, BUT 3 katanya tauladan mek ambek ok. Sama2lah kita kurang2kan gejalan pukul memukul tampar menampar nih yer… hiks! Lite2 ok la… OPS!…

PS: Mek rase bulan 6, semenjak mek balik Ostolia in May, hish, banyak sunggoh mek lalui. For just one month plus – macam2 ado! Silap haribulan naya sajork kalau aku jadi gilo! Hiks!

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