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… ape yang kita can do now, is pray. Let us join togther, sedekahkan apa apa doa, even just a simple recital of Al-Fatihah, and doa² kita, diiringi dengan harapan, that the father, will somehow, get through all this, especially kan Akak rasa, our doa and harapan tu, kita sedekahkan sama buat C.A. and his family…

Terjemahan Surah Al-Fatihah; Translation/ Meaning of Al-Fatihah

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C.A., let us, your friends, (me, Rania, Abang Det, Pak Su, Nash, all lah, Fifi, Volks, semua yang kenali u la kirenye) know, if you need any help ke ape ke ok… for now, let our prayers be with you and your family, especially for your dad ya…

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Mukadimah November 1st, 2009 katanya…

November 1st, 2009

Hari pertama dalam bulan November pada tahun dua ribu sembilan, yang hanya wujud sekali dalam kehidupan ini (not the November 1st part nah – I meant the November 1st, 2009 part – ish!), Akak kembali katanya, nak bermukadimah episode pembukaan baru ala ala azam tahun baru ni (lets change that to azam bulan baru – can rite??? Hiks!)…

And before I potpetpotpet mende yang sama, tryin’ to convince God know’s who lar kan, yang Akak akan kembali aktif berblogging bagai and what not (errr fear not, I don’t think this process oath angkat sumpah berblogging bagai everyday actively and what not, won’t be happening this time around. Tgk jer la – blog/ website tempate @ new designs, MANO!?! Ado!?! Ado tu ado… but nan ado dipublishkan lagi – mati la tak siap² lagi pun), anyways, before this intended “less-than-3-paragraphs” comeback post jadi 4 5 6 7 8 paragraphs of melalutness, I might as well deliver this, erm, THE most important point of all, that, Akak rasa, all of u ols semua should know…

I shall begin this new chapter of my life yer Lazies & Zentelments… WIZ (imagine those yang dok sebut WIS instead of WITH, kindda like the case of “THATS MEANS” tu la kan… eee – rimas lah! E eh, motif tetiber lari konsep? Ha nak mula dah la tu the melalutness tu, kan? Better stop now…!). As I was saying, I shall begin my new found passion in life (aside from traveling), WITH… THIS…

Ah yes - they've shipped the wrong item to Akak. I specifically cakap I nak LADIES reading glasses. Ini MEN punye... but then, owh well,... srupe ado beza sangats pon, kan? Hahahaha... No lah silly billy! This is not mine. LATER me getting my one lar, have to go to the shop lor...

Yesza… Akak now officially rabun seeing blurness here there everywhere! Matila katanya nampak 2 jants candiew, baru feeling² nak ke-3-some-man alih², loh, sorang jer ke, mati la my visions will be deceiving me selalu, kan!?! Bahaya ni! Hiks! Hence, the glasses – aiyoh! Miss-Nerd kah? Hahahaha! Chit! Dulu dah lite² sajork kerabunanness, especially waktu high school and what not, but later on macam ala ala it got better on its own, must have been all those vegetables Akak enjoyed eating, plus the fruits, tons of them, kan? (Errr habistu now, dah tak makan sayur and fruits? Dinch lah. Now makan juger – maybe now, its the, ehehehe TUA factor? Hahaha!). Nih semua gara² kekerapans Akak mengadap PC/ notebook yang agak dasyat yer these past 2 3 months or so with this new 2nd work thingy la kan… aiyoyoh… Anyways, Miss Nerd pun Miss Nerd la – janji if Akak tetiber trasa dihina2kan as Miss Nerdy ke ape ke or what not la kan after this, Akak shall print this desktop wallpaper bawah ni, and tenyeh-tempekkan kat, dahi Akak sendiri – ROFL!

Nerd... Geek... Where got difference larrr... because both also, I can become, and with STYLE ok! Hiks!

Owh well – planned 3-max paragraphs, ended with 4, and with 2 photo-attachments, hmmm – not bad aih???

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So its confirmed then? The new ‘European English’ – kan?

September 5th, 2009

So… this is… like, for real, … errr… rite? Well don’t look at Akak ok! Akak askin’ YOU! Hiks!

European English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English” .

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Errr… yes? No?… Well???

Hehehe… well of course… NOT! NO! NEHI! DINCH! Hiks! It’s just another one of those forwarded jokes Akak got in my inbox from my MRSM BP group mail thingy! Hehehe… But, the difference kali ni, Akak rase la kan, hehe… C.A. takkan emo-ngamiuks in his commentar, and 5thE will not need to be forwarding this content to the PPIPP, kan? Hehehehe…

PS: But for Akak, I don’t mind if ve zpeakz laik zis fonz. Zit will ve zamwhat integhesting, yes? Hehehe…

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“Ala… I biase jerrr jadi model untuk beauty salon & produk kecantikan ni…”

August 3rd, 2009

Kaaatanye… katanya siapa eh? Ha, sape lagi kalu bukan model Salon Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha Porntip Nakirunkanuk itiew… Sapenye model itiew? Ler… Takkan hampa tatau kot? Satu seluruh plusuk Loq Staq ni ha dah gah tersebar poster banner bagai berwajahkan rupaparas persis KD (Kris Dayanti la ngoi, KD apanye lagi? KD Bola Kayu Golf tu ka hampa ingat? LOL!), bulu mata melentiks dinch perlu pakei bul mats pelesu, (mati la lembu tengok pon nangis sebab bulu mata model nih ngalahkan bulu matanya ~~yang asli bak binatang!~~), hidung mancung bak… bak… ermmm… owh well, here goes, bak penyangkut baju? (OPOCOT! Jahatnye jari jemari Akak hari nih!) dan tangan berbulu2an halus bak KB mek hat sorang lagi tu, CA tu, cuma texture halusnya seharusnya lebih la sikit kat kat si Model ini… hiks! Sape? SAPA HAMPA TANYA? Ish! Boleeeyyy takkkk!?!?!?! Deskripsi itiew tak cukup lagi ke untuk hampa guessing guess guess siapakah model yang direject syarikat GUESS lantas terus menciptna nama untuk sarikat “CUBATEKA” dan “ADE-LEYYY International” itiew??? Hish! Pondan tu lah, sapa lah! (GINGER! Mak sumpah swear mlutut O-MI-GOD tau I have no intentions untuk ngata ngutuk kau in this entry. Kalau terkena tertempiah tersmash bagai, mak mintak hampun. Really tau…I wasn’t thinking of you when I did this entry – OPS! Mati la disklaimer! Hahahahaha…)

Siapakahnye orang/ model yang cuba dipertonjolkan disini yer? Mrasa!…

Presenting to you now… Model terkini, Salon Rias Raha, Nabil’s Hair & Beauty Studio di Jals Stadi, Loq Staq… mrasa!!!

Kan??? Matanya diselaputiew glitters menariques (matila Mim-Carey nanges glittersnya kalah juga!), hidung mancung no-penyepit baju can tandingi (GINGER I tak bermaksud or even terpikirkan yiew pun tau when I typed this!), rupaparas bak Kris Dayanti (Will the real KD please stand up, please stand up!), rambut berkepok2 bak mendiang Farah Fawcett (ni mesti wig hasil kutipan rambut Farah Fawcett sblum dia meninggal kan? OPS!) dan yang penting - CHANTEK SUBANG, kan? OPS!

Tudiah! Matila kapsi-image panjang berjela, kan? Hahahahaha!!! Nah satu lagi, more CREARER katanya, matila no can speak L thats why CREARER instead of CLEARER, kan? Got meh? GOTTTT LAAARRR!!!

Mati la gara2 nak sangat snappy2 pix ini, Akak dicaruts GILA, MAU BUNUH DIRI, BODOH, dan also diSAMAN pak polisi sejurus selepas itiew gara2 nak bersms dengan sorang Pondan ex-GUR now base-KUL - kan? Hahahaha tak gittu, Gingerinawati? Ehehehe chanteks kan? Macam KD sunggoh, Akak tak tipu! Subang tu pun chantek, padan dengan WIG itiew - OPS! Lorrr, wig ke? Motif tema wig tapi tetap dapat tempat dihati pemilik salon untuk dijadikan model??? Isk isk isk...

Wahhh hebats kan skrang ni, kawan² semua, berstatuskan MODEL katanya. Pon begitu, model berdarah kacukan itiew very der hambel to the earth downnye itiew, apabila bertanyakan tentang hal ini, tahu menahukah dia… yer la, kadang² sebab dia sebok, kot² la dia tatau menahiew psal hal yang sikit punya gah, jadi buah mulut semua orang kat Alor Staq katanya. Dia tetap, row (LOW) plofire (PROFILE) tentang hal ini, yang mempamerkan kehalusan tulusan kulit gebaunye yang froorress (FLOORLESS) itiew… kan? Hahahaha…

Petikan perbualan SMS Akak bersama Miss Gingerinawati…

Mek: Gal, amboi… busy sangat ke? Tahu tak pasal poster kau bla bla bla bla bla… (Akak tak ingat ape Akak sms dia last week – mati la dosi delete! OPS!)

G: Ala, biase jer. I dah biase selalu sangat dah jadi model utk produk2 kechantekan dan salon2 rambut ni, apa la sangat…

Mek: Royalty mintak tak?

G: Ala, I tak hadapkan sangat, banyak lagi income masuk. Keja sambilan jer, perlu la nak kencang sapu semua royalti? Duit gaji hasil kerja curans I yang telah berubah pusat operasi dari Gurun ke Kajang nih pun, sikit2 punya dok ada MYR10k++ sebulan pun, tak menyempat2 I nak habiskan. Tak baik tamak…

Mek: Kan… hebats la yiew. Kagum lah I!

G: Biase je…

Mek: Nak otograph bole?

G: SAPENIH!?!!!

*** Dan terus talian terputus gara2 ribut angin kencang melanda Alor Star dan telah menghabiskan riwayat battery hp Akak… sentip!

Kan? Ha… Hebats tak kawan baik Akak ni? Dah bergelar pondan berkarier-jaya dari gaji MYR8k now dosi meningkat-nambah jumlah nilainya ke MYR10k PLUS PLUS yer (matikah mek, Ginger, karana menyebarkan pitenah ini? OPS!) pun tapi tetap as usual, hamble nih! Suka la! Tak sia2 I kawan dengan dia – erm… takmoh kasik otograph pon takpa, erm, cabut bulu u satu dari tangan kanan, satu dari tangan kiri, satu dari kaki kanan, satu dari kaki kiri, nak boh dalam prame and gantung buat tatapan cucu cicit nanti, boleh tak? Jgn kedekut bulu tau! U kan tak berkiri bulu dari segi-hal bab bab lain – why must u berkira bulu bab bab bulu pulak? KAN? Lalalalala…

And before Akak terlupa, ade la sorang lagi gibek ni, fanatik habis nih, pasal kesah Ginger jadi model eklan banner bagai nih, ALSO buat entry katanya siap gigih nak saingi Akak, nak tgk, sape post entry pasal kesah ni dulu… dan in the end, thanks to Streamyx and Telekom Malaysia yang men-delay-kan fixing line problems kat umah Akak ni, maka, gibek ~~fanataik~~ (EH! Silap, fanatik! Sorry! Bab bab isu KINKY dia, Akak tak masuk campur yer – OPS!) nih menang dalam kompitisi iniew dan mrasalah telah published his version of the entry dahulu. Mrasalah read HERE dan mrasalah nengok pix² dari koleksi snappy² si gibek yang also berbulu sama hebat sama lebat sama tebal dengan model kita iaitiew, Miss Ginger – OPPPSSS!!! (CA! Stop korekking taik hidung yiew!)

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Tapi, dalam banyak² pix yang Akak nengok kat blog CA itiew, satu jer pix yang Akak tak dapat trima kenyataan! Dalam banyak² menusia dok menyimbah asid kat Akak pasal issue advert nih, gambaq ni paling hebats tahap kepekatan alkalinya lalu simbahan itiew sangat perit sekals! (Matilakau CA! Hahahaha!)

Sikit punya dok ada busuk nak mampus cilaka haram zadah punya perangai CA, kan!?! Sakit tau hati Akak dia buat camtu! Sakit hati nape!?! Well - KENAPA PIX TU YANG KAU PILIH DAN BUKAN PIX STANDARD POSE POSE DONGAK DAGU LANGUT KEATAS YANG SEDIA ADA AKAK DOK GUNAKAN TU!?! Why CA WHY!?! (Akak srupa cam tau dah apa dia nak jawab... YOU DESERVER IT MY DEAR... kan!?! Haahahahaaarammm sunggoh!)

Kan? Hahahaha ok lah. Mrasa la komentar noh!!!

PS: Tetiber Akak terdengar suara2 yang berkata2… “PST! Nyeh – ape kesnye yang simbah asid yang ko sebut kan kejap tadi tu?”… Owhhh… nak tahu kes simbah asid kat Akak gara2 issue advert ni ka? Camni citernye. Ade la bukan sorang dua, not one not two yer, gibek2, peponen2, mulu2 puaka tapi tak sadar yang hotak depa LAGI puaka-ngong, mai la kat Akak dalam bentuk panggilan hangit, sms kepam dan, ade sorang tu, face-to-face jijiques yer, konsep2 mai bertandang dalam hidup Akak ni bertanyakan soalan yang, tema nya hanya lah satu, tapi of course, dalam pelbagai bentuk grammar error dan kesilapan tatabahasa bagai kan…

Lady/ Gal/ Nyeh/ Wei, ko tak trasa keji ke depa buat camtu kat hang? Ade ke patut, hang pi photoshoot tu dengan G, G ala ala model undangan, kau model utama, pose pose sana sini, last last yang menjadi, si Ginger nya muka yang tertempek kat banner, ko, ado? Ko tak trasa depe, termasuk la Ginger dan jugak Nabil mak ayam hang tu, dok buat taik palat kat hang pergunakan hang penayakan hang ka dengan terhasilnya banner eklan tersebuts?

Hahahahaha kan tadi Akak cakap, simbahan acid beralkali pekat likat CA (the photo CA edited, WITHOUT MY APPROVAL itiew ler – OPS!) tu jauh lebih pedih parah luka berdara bagai, compared to these other simbahans, kan? Mrasalah I meant what I said – suara2 sumbang tu semua, langsung Akak tak amek port. Infact, I’m glad Mak Ayam Nabil gunakan pix Ginger instead of mine. Sikit pun tak terkilan, tak terkecil hati, sikit pun aku tak heran. Dan penyudahnya, Akak cakap/ balas/ jawab kat depa2 ni…

Errr… Sorry?

Hahahaha boleh tak Miss Ginge, I ols jawab lagutu? Hehehehe… yer lah. Its like, ade aku kesah!?! Bak kata Ginger dalam sessi berbalas sms haritu, let me put it in my way la eh…

These people tatau ka its a sin and a serious violations against pondans-right akta brapa tah, to have your drag photo to ber terpampang-anst disluruh plusuk kampung halaman yiew, buat tatapan umum yang melintasi bulatan roundabout Stadi di persimpangan JC!?! GILA KA APA? Nak mampos!?!

Kan? Akak doubt Ginger would have agreed to the poster to feature her photo/ picture buatnye kalo banner poster tu dok ada kat KAJANG, tak gittu Ginger? Hish! Gila la depa ni. Tak pikiaq kot the implikasinya dimasa-kelak-hadapan, KAN GAL? Hahahaha…

Apa apa pun, kudos Akak tujukan buat KB Akak kerana telah berjaya tempah-nama-cipta-sejarah menjadi ponen pertama yang dijadikan model di Aloq Staq utk banner salun kechantekkan dan hiasan dandanan rambuts! Tak sia sia u jadikan Kak Shee mak ayam yiew, kan Ginger!? OPS! (Ya Ampun Kak Shee!!!) Dan tahniah buat Mak Hayam Nabilla for the excellent selection of, not just the model (I know you were thinking of me when you made that decision to put Ginger as the model instead of me, tqvm tau ~~from the bottom of my broken toilet bowl, eh, I mean,~~ from the bottom of my heart katanya… heheh!), but also on the selection of the photo, making the banner looked veryyy der outstanding sekals! (serta, pandai u pilih lokasi nak gantung banner tu, kan? Dekat2 tempat terletaknye pokok ketapang tempat Ginger sembah berhala dulu tu jugak u letak, kan Mak Hayam? U tahu eh? Who told you? Hehehehe!). Dan also tahni buat meke2 yang berjaya tak pikir dengan otak nape Akak gumbira sangat not to be featured dalam eklan itiew. Mai hari2 semput hampa dok bercangkung berak, pikir2lah, would you be glad to have your drag foto terdedah terpampang secara obvious dikampung halaman yiew and have 90% of your brother’s friends tahu pasal hal tu dan tunggu time nak report jer? (Entah2 your brother tu pun dah tau dah pun… wooopppsss!!!). Ha… mau!?! LU PIKIR LA MANYAK2 SENDILI!!! Hiks!

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Bile Akak digest-kan this past week’s tweets

August 2nd, 2009

Bile Akak digest-kan this past week #
Pose² #
Yer adek²! Tday Akak wil’take ual b’rjalng² ke b’rpa in’stusi p’rbnk’an strt’g wth Mybnk, then EON bnk, then g’Hng Leong, pstu CIMB! Lets? #
So cute!!! So clust!!! Akak suka Akak suka!!! Kak Long Hatress!!! TQ na #
Move over Sir Richard Branson, Datuk Tony Fernandes, Dato #
Bile Akak menuju kearah owning my very own label – better still, my very own AIRLINE! Mrasalah http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog skarangs! #
Raja Bersiong – antara lagenda, pure history of keturunan Merong Maha Wangsa, or its just a myth? – http://is.gd/1Q0eK #
Ppl alwiz q’stion abt xmalu ke a prson when dia “Jilat ludah sndiri”- Y shud be malu or jijiques; its ludah dia sndiri maa, so biar aje lar! #
August 1st – mrasalah hari php #
Sum1 pays me cmplments; shud I – a) Smile & thnk ‘em? Or b) Humbly rfuse to accpt? I think I’d go wit C) Retrn tht sum1 with a receipt! OPS! #

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August 1st – mrasalah hari php’s, htmls, codings, semuanya menjadi belaka! Ngeh3x!!!

August 1st, 2009

And as exciting as it may sound to u ols, mrasalah bagi Akak yang had to go through it all sampai pening², hari ini sangat²lah lebih bermakna katanya, when Akak thought today would rather be a slow, dull, boring day. Morning, ade la some ‘hals’ katanya, but by late noon, Akak nampak got prubahan dan tidak semena² tak disangka², Saturday hari ni turned out to be … “NOT BAD AIHHH????” Hiks!

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Bile Akak digest-kan this past week’s tweets

July 26th, 2009

Who says polis tak buat salah!?! Hah! Hamek kau! Akak snappy² polis dalam kereta polis, buat salah! http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog – segera!!! #
Sia-sia bawak beg bertengkat² same design bagai tapi alih²nya, ADO?!? – http://is.gd/1GR3b #
Owh look! Another glorious morning! Makes me sick! Thank goodness got one new entry posted kat http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog – come come!!! #
Sia-sia bawak beg bertengkat² same design bagai tapi alih²nya, ADO?!? – http://is.gd/1GR3b #
Malaysia telah kehilangan yet another great karyawan #

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July 19th, 2009

Akak ngidam burger! But instead of go out & gi beli burger, hoh, Akak buat entry tema-konsep burger! @ lealaurielle.com/blog – *terliur* #
It is time for a new entry @ lealaurielle.com/blog – > mrasalah, charutans terhebats buat Mimi-yah Kari; Photoshop Lifetime award? HOH!!! #
It’s been awhile since I last woke up in tears… well, congratulations! I think I cried dreamin’ about something and ended waking me up! #
You idiotic-dweeb dum² chickenpox! I am NOT a rich slut! My name is Nurlea Laurielle, bukannye “Nurlea SLUTSKAYA”, ko kenapa!!? Muahahaha! #
Before U start menuding-nuduh siap bermuncung² mulots kearah orang lain, baik baca my latest blog post dulu! @ lealaurielle.com/blog – Hoh! #
Busy busy busy Saturday – matilah Akak becomes ‘Lady’ of the house. #
I don’t think I need to have lots of lovers before meeting ‘The One’. I just need lots of lovers, before AND AFTER meeting ‘The One’! Ops! #

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July 12th, 2009

Sick . Passed away . Apek . Condolences -> http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog -> You come, you read, you COMMENT please nah! Hiks! #
“I love you too, Dona-sweetie…” Latest post @ lealaurielle.com/blog katanya, khas utk sista-Dona! (I wonder if she’ll suspect… hmmm…) #
The comment which got Akak’s spirit went shooting up up and up all over! <- What comment? Dimanakah? Aiyoh! Kat lealaurielle.com/blog le! #
I think I have this ‘thing’ with men in jumpsuits, greasy oils, smudged face, easy-breezy uncombed hair – *sigh* mechanics… sexy kan? OPS! #
“Manjaboi . Penat . Beleter Potpetpotpet.” Latest @ lealaurielle.com/blog – mrasalah! You come, you read, you comment jgn lupa tau! Hiks! #
Is this what I’ve been workin’ my arse off these past few weeks? It looks like it! Gila! U try do the layout from scratch! Hiks! #

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Manjaboi . Penat . Beleter Potpetpotpet.

July 12th, 2009

Yes peeps, mrasa, another one of those entries with 2 major points – NO, this entry bukan pasal Manjaboi penat beleter potpetpotpet lah! Hiks! Gile? Akak would have run around the taman all naked if Manjaboi tetiber bersuara kepits beleter kat Akaks! Hahahaha…

Anyways, ape kes? Well, mrasa lah, the first case, Manjaboi penat… actually, the best word for it would be Manjaboi TENAT actually. Why tenat? Tgk lah sendiri these pix…

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Ini semua gara² ape? Dinch! Bukan Akak tak kasik makan or ‘kerja’kan dia teruk² for being naughty boy yer. Ini semua gara² kes Manjaboi tunjuk hebat lagaknya mau jadi Samseng kat taman umah Akak nih ha. Yesza, dia feels² mau jadi ‘Samseng Kampung Dusun’ katanya… Ha… ini la akibatnye…

Noticed tak the black/ dark spot Akak circledkan in red tu? Yesza, itu bekas cakaran yang sangats mendalam yer (mati la kat bawah dagu katanya, kan? LOL!). Scratch yang BBD cakap couldn't be made by another cat's claws. It must have been cakaran anjengans yang hanjengst itiew!

Yesza. Akak memang ade terdengar kedengaran few nights ago memang ado bunyi lalakan lolongans anjengs² bangsats yang dok berkeliarans kat area taman umah Akak ni, lalakan yang lain macam bunyiknya, very der sounded macam bergaduh bagai ni. And what do you know? The very next day – tadaaa!!! Manjaboi came back home, all hurt. Serious u ols! Hidungans berdarah bagai, not to mention the luka deep cut bagai bawah dagu tu, and dia bagaikan semput sesak nafas bagai. Akak had to tenyeh dengan Detol for goodness sake! Isk! (Sambil tenyeh sambil membebel – yes! Berleter katanya ‘mak’ dengan ‘anak’! Sampaikan BBM kata… “ISK ISK ISK… BELETIAQ MENGALAHKAN MAMA BELETIAQ JER!” Hahaha kan? LOL!). Well, Akak beleter bukannye ape – tandanya sayang, tak gitu??? Anyways, Manjaboi’s getting better, recovering, and since that pertelingkarans, has never been so baik like this ok very der dok diam jer, baik jer. BBM cakap “Dah rupa serupa macam orang sakit senget cacat semua baru la nak terajaq! Baru la nak baik! Hah, padan ngan muka!” Tudiah! Yang BBM beleter tak per katanya, kan? Kalau Akak beleter, dia pulak geleng2 kepala. Hahaha…

So, that’s a short update about Manjaboi. Comelgirl? Well, she’s fine – tak sudah2 dok ngada² getek dia tu – meow² tak henti² manja terlebih, sampaikan dok elok² menyusukan anak2, nampak aje Akak datang, terus nak manja2 dengan Akak, sampai dibiarkan anak2 terkangkang terkedek2 tak tentu keruan! Keji tau! Hahaha… Ok enuff about cats. Mrasa now about bebellans beleterans potpetpotpetpotpet Akak pulak yer… No, the beleterans Akak kat Manjaboi tu bukan issue kedua entry ni yer. Issue kedua entry ini adalah leteran Akaks kat Streamyx… HAIYOH!

Bak kata si Jeebsion kat YM status msg dia tu… I quote…

Streamyx tengah ~~melancap~~

OPS! Well, itu how si Jeebsion would put it. Lucah kan? Tu la. Akak dah penat nasihatkan dia suruh tukar status tu. Hehehehe…

For Akak, I’d say, HELLO, Streamyx didn’t make it through the operations kat ER ke!?!? Kong terus ke!? Kezi sangats the connections yang Akak thought last week was getting better – only to find out these past few days, makin menjadi² ‘parah’nye. Akak dah tak larat dok call customer service line depa tu la, ape tu, that dial 100 thingy tu? Akak rasa operators depa pon dah meluat asik² Akak aje called in kan? Well, nak buat cemana. Kalau tak moh Akak beleter maki hamun berentry blog bagai, tolong la, tolonggg lah stop asking Akak buat manual check with my connection and do direct conneksi bagai, suspect something’s wrong with my TP-Link router Akak tu and start solving the problem coming in from YOUR END! Hish! Sentap tau! Sentap not just they are not doing anything about it – but also sentap coz by beleter macam ni dalam blog, indirectly Akak charuts kengkawans Akak yang tak der kene mengena dengan issue ni tapi kerejs di bawah Telekom Malaysia itiew la kan (whom shall remain anonymous la kan… hiks!). Biarlah Akak jelaskan kat sini yang Akak bukan nak charuts kawan2 hat dok keja Telekom tu tapi kalau dah terkena, Akak akan pastikan yang tembakkan laser Akak ni akan mengelak u ols u ols semua hat dok keja kat bawah bumbung TM tu yer. Hehehehe exceptional katanya, kan? Hehehe.

But still, I seriously think TM really need to work something with its scripts for the telefonistas and stop following scripts busuk suruh customers check itu ini bagai sedangkan its pretty obvious takder pa per yang kena/ rosak with the router/ modem/ cable bagai kat umah ni but more like problems coming dari side TM sendiri. Isk. Sentap tak kesudah tau! When line tadak, what happens? Yesza – BBD akan melalak la kat Akak yang ada kalanya dok kat luar umah, dan disuruhnya balik and check what’s going on. Bila check² balik, aiyak, nothing wrong at home la Bapak! Its TM! TM TM TM! Ish!

Ha now Akak dah mula dah nak melalak beleter potpetpotpet lagi. Cukup la these past few days, Akak dah called 100 line tu more like, 5 times? Cukup² la tu nah? Tak larat la nak bayaq bill telephone! And Akak tak larat nak bebel secara bertaip pulak! (Matila dah tak larat menaip! Hahaha)

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