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Bile Akak ber-Technorati… katanya…

June 1st, 2009

Skadar untuk claiming blog Akak yang ini piuler di Technorati – nothing to do with anything sangats pun. So tak yah la dok rajin2 nak komen nah? OPS!

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Bile Akak keudara kembali bersama entry TAGGED!

May 2nd, 2009

Kan? Alih² entry yang ADO, tagged/ meme sajork! Owh well, who am I to komplen², kan? Yes, that’s why, if am not complaining – so why should you!? Bace jer lah! Bukannye orang suruh buat also. Tapi kalo nak buat, also, who am I to complain, kan? (Nih dok kerap sangat sebut the word ‘komplen’/ ‘complain’ ni – ape kes? Ade la tu, kan? HAHAHAHA mati la tanya diri sendiri… LOL!)

Anyways, cutting things short (Aiyoh! Don’t you guys hear / read that often in here, kan? LOL!), mrasa, sape punye taggerinas entah lah, tau tau ade dalam folder saved future posts/ drafts bagai satu .docx file and bukak², nahhh – taggerinas lagi. Hiks! (Yes, bile Akak sebut itiew got FOLDER keeping drafts and also scheduled/ future posts, mrasa la beware, banyak ni entry² nak dibuat tapi nenanti la noh??? Takmoh janji nak buat itu ini. Satgi hampa tau caruts dok tanya mana mana mana. Yang hat aku yang nak kena buat ni, dok la “AIYO” “AIYOH” AIYO” keliling pekan. Hahaha…)

So ok, back to this tagged entry. Akak will prolly tag a few tapi tak compulsory. Ghasa nak buat, buuuuuuuuuuat la. Ghasa² nak peram dulu macam Akak ni, and latest, like C.A. also, and Rania also (mati la semua ada kaitan!), pun, sila²kan la yer. Tadak pun rules syarat terma regulasi bagai nak ditagged or buat entry tagging ni. Ok? (Tapi kalo ada sapa² yang buat tu, jgn lupa habaq mai kat Akak yer. Leh pi melawat! Hiks!)

< ---Begin Tag Entry--->

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.

Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…

(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!

9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!

16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!

20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!

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Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!

PS: Rania! Jangan lupo! Our dating esok nak pi kedai TAYAR! Hahahahahaha!

Ok! Am off for now! Duiyenst!

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Bile Akak trase nak respond to those yang ‘Tagged’ Akak yer…

January 18th, 2009

Mari la mari, kite tgk2kan these tags yang telah ditagkan oleh a few bloggers (actually, 2 jer – ade lagi 2 or 3 yang masih tertunda! OPS!)

Ok so this first one, telah ditaggerinaskan oleh a dear blogger friend (kawan blogger yang baru Akak kenal2 lite2 through Cbox) yang namenye Faryn (click on the name/ nick to visit dia punye blog, which actually will appear as dia punye entry yangmana dia telah mentaggerinaskan Akak itiew ler…) PS: Astaga! Kufikirkan since Faryn nih taruk nama blognye as BUDAK KEJAM, I tot laki lew. Rupenye, cik Kak/ Adik ler dier nih! Hish! Tu lah korang, suke spekulasi! Hiks!

1. Do you think you’re hot?
At times jer kot – most of the time am cold! Die lah Snow Queen! LOL!

2. Upload your fave picture of yourself…
AIYOH! Perlu la? Erm… macammananih!!!??? Akak got more than just 1 favorite pix, how? Hmmm… Ok ok! Akak buat pilihan secara rambang (eh, is it rambang or rawak eh? Ke same je? Hurmmm… ) nah???

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3. Why do you like that picture?
Tah – maybe because, erm… tah ler… dah suke, dah berkenan, must have reasons meh???

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
Errr… aiyoh! Akak dah tua! Akak tak ingat la. But definitely LAST YEAR… hiks!

5. The last song you listen to?
Robbin Williams’ song in Walt Disney’s animation, Aladdin – “Prince Ali”… “Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa… bla bla bla”…

6. What are you doing right now besides this?
Thinking?

7. What name you prefer besides yours?
Siti Nurolnur Beycha’ah Benti Tan Seri Mat Tompol…

8. People to tag:
Tak sebut brape pulak kan menusiak yang Akak have to tag, kan? Mrasa Akak just tag these three friends…

9. Who is number one?
Chef Aduka lah – can read right up there? Aiyoh! Soklan! Next!?!?

10. Number three is having relationship with?
Tah – Akak tak keep up to date lah dengan senarai terkini laki – laki nye itiew tapi if am not mistaken, yang seadanye skarang nih, orang Pendang (Kedah) yang dok kat PD now. Hmmm… Or is it yang hat ape namenye tah, yang katanya dosi jadi askar? Eh, ke polis? Aiyoh! Nak tahu pi tanya dia sendiriks! Hiks!

11. Say something about number five?
Sorry – nombor lima yang anda maksudkan tiada dalam senarai. Sekian!

12. How about number four?
Sorry – sila baca jawapan soalan 11; same-jer!!!

13. Who is number two?
Y Darklighter; best-known now as Ting Tong (I guess we can all figure out why he nicknamed himself as Ting Tong these days, kan? LOL! Tu la. Kata top, tapi kuat cikmon sampai tingtong – camtu lah! OPS!)

Tu jer… (LER… tu je? Hish!…)

Ok; moving on to the next tag yang datangnye dari… kejaps; sambung shortly after a quick kitchen-visit-break… ;)

*After 10 minutes* Akak kembalians!!!… Dan kembalians now, tiba masanya untuk buat reply/ respond tag from a dear friend of mine, Encik Apek! Hiks!

1. Copy badge “2008 Cute’s Blogger Award” di atas untuk diletak kan di blog anda.
2. Link/Ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.
3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya (anda di-tag).
4. Anda perlu memilih 5 penerima award seterusnya dan menyatakan nama mereka di blog anda.
5. Jangan lupa melawat blog kawan anda dan meninggalkan komen yang menyatakan merekat telah ditag.

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1. Copied/ saved -> Uploaded -> Attach image to post ->  -> Tadaaa!!! Done! Next?

2. Link siape yang berikan award ni… -> Nahhh! Apek (Eh, tadi kat atas before beginning of this tag bukan dah linkkan dah ke? Hish! Suke tawww buat keje 2 kali! Chait!)

3. 10 fakta/ hobi diri sendiri (Errr… Fakta dan hobi bukan 2 bende yang berbeze ke? Hmmmm… ) Aaanyways… mrasa, Akak just typekan 10 points yang terdiri daripada 5 fakta dan 5 hobi – fair, kan? (Clever or not? Hiks!)

Fakta-s

  • Tahun 2009 bakal-mungkin menjadi bak-persis tahun 2005; that year of “Silensio” and “Slowness”… (Sape yang have been following Akak since 2005, tahu la ape maksud mendalam statement/ fakta iniew… hiks!)
  • Before this, taksublah sangat nak jage kulit takmoh kasik hitam. But now, prefers to be all tanned! Hiks! Matilah nak tan sampai gelap bak bontot kuali! LOL!
  • Tak suka makan ikan (tak suke yer, bukan tak makan. Makan juger tapi kalu ade lauk lain, ikan dinch pandang. Altho that does not apply to ANAK IKAN yer. LOL!)
  • Towards the end of 2008, up till now, somehow or rather, Akak prefers to stay indoors and alone rather than going out huu haa hee hoi outside. Skali skala dua kali dua kala boleh la. Tapi nak macam like in 2005, 2006 tu, memanjang kuar malam and what not, dinch la kot…
  • Fakta terakhir – penyakit MALAS berblogging bakal membuatkan Akak terpikir untuk quit/ bersara from blogging. And yes, itu adalah fakta. Hiks!

Hobbies piuler now… mrasa!

  • Dancing, singing lite2 dalam toilet, playing the organ/ piano, pendekkan citer, doing anythin’ that has got to do with music
  • Gila shopping even when bukan musim sales – LOL!
  • MAKAN! MAKAN! MAKAN!
  • Surfing the net; these days, I surf as to learn more about computers and such as Akak dah mule girang dok belajar secara mendalam-lite2 about perisian kompiter lah, download itu ini lah, fixing itu ini and such – suke lah! Boleh buat duit gak nih kalau dikembang2kan, kan? LOL!
  • Aiyoh! Ape hobby lagi satu ni eh? Aiyoh! Erm… lets just say, erm, reading? Hiks! Akak go for Danielle Steel, TQ

4. Lastly, Akak tag the following five bloggers:

Dah? Ha… Udah lew! Hiks! Now, let Akak settle notifying these bloggers yang meke dah ditaggerinaskan oleh Akaks (required step number 5 dalam tag diatas itiew lew…), and then, mrasa, next entry - NEXT!!!

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Bile Akak ditanye “Siapakah anda di atas papan catur”…

December 4th, 2008

A new thread in the Epistemology and Thinking board, in a particular forum, started off like this…

Siapa Kita Di Atas Papan Catur?

Aku dok terpikir satu benda…
Katakan le kita ni manusia boleh diumpamakan sebagai buah di atas papan catur, yang mana satu agaknya kita ni?

Adakah kita ni buah bidak (pawn) yang lembab/lemau/lempam/lampi dalam kehidupan/karier/percintaan? Jalan selangkah-selangkah aje… Bila orang lain dah sampai ke bulan, kita nak menyalahkan orang sebab ‘berjalan’ laju…

Atau mungkin ke kita ni bidak (pawn) yang nampak seperti berjalan lurus (nampak macam baik). Tapi bila nak ‘makan’ orang lain, masa tu kita pandai jalan senget?

Adakah kita ni tir (rook) yang sanggup beralih tempat demi menyelamatkan raja (king) sewaktu pengetiran (castling)? Boleh diumpamakan seperti kawan yang sanggup berkorban demi kawan yang lain…

Mungkin ke kita ni seperti kuda (knight) yang sanggup ‘pijak’ kepala kawan lain cuma untuk ke depan? Atau kita ni umpama knight yang pandai bermuka-muka? Boleh ‘makan’ kanan, boleh jugak ‘makan’ kiri…

Atau mungkin ke kita ni adalah gajah (bishop) yang sentiasa berada di jalan yang ’serong’… Pantang nampak peluang untuk ‘menyenget’, sentiasa amik kesempatan…

Atau mungkin ke kita ini adalah permaisuri (queen) yang sentiasa ’setia’ di samping raja (king) nya? Ataupun awal-awal lagi queen dah meninggalkan king demi untuk ‘makan’ buah-buah yang lain?

Tapi yang pasti, kita semua adalah seperti raja (king) di atas papan catur… Walaupun buah-buah lain sudah pergi tinggalkan kita, kita tetap hidup atas satu matlamat, iaitu kelangsungan hidup (survival)

So, Akak pun menjawab… condifent-ly nih! Hahaha…


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A queen; that’s all I want to be, that’s all I will be and that’s the only position that fits me.

I pose (with grace and style, with that majestic crown up on my head),
I watch (see and stare silently across the board),
I stand (only when the time requires me to be standing – when my faithful King may no longer be strong on his own),
I move (freely in any and every way I want, gliding my way on the board),

and

I fight till I either gain back the lost armies or as what they always say, till the last drop of the blood running through my veins, I shall fight. A Queen, yeap, that’s all there is to it – confirm, and final! Check!

How’s that for an answer? Hiks! If that q ever comes out in a pageant, aiyoh, Akak suke. And Akak will even lebih lebihan suke IF ONLY I get to answer like this – LOL!

So now, Akak want to ask you (Hmmm – should I TAG someone base on this entry? NAH! I doubt they’ll do it pun if I tag. So mrasalah just comment sajork and tell the answer dalam comment area tu instead of Akak nak tag tag korang kan… Hiks!), what or who would YOU be on a chess-set board? *Grins*

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Bile Akak dah start doing series of ‘Tagged’ entries katanya…

September 11th, 2008

Hah! Hoh! Mrasalah by doing series of ‘TAGGED’ entries, katanya, wujudlah…

Tagged Entries – the series…

Katanye yer… ‘The series’ yer? Hiks! Mrasalah semuanya gara2 bil2 tertunggak (aippp! Jgn dok pikiaq kot lain nah!) of tag tagged tagging/ meme entries! Mueiueieueieu mrasa!!!

Bagi memulakan upacara majlis “Tagged Entries – the series…” ini, ha, allow Akak to sexplain sikit entry2 yang bakal moncol dalam entry ini (and also the entry2 yang akan datang – matilah PART 1 2 3 and infinity! LOL!) adalah hasil entry2 hutang from the following Hamba Allah (s)…. *the (s) part refers to bukan seorang saje yang men-tagging Akak nih ha; mrasalah plural for 2 3 orang! Hiks!*

  • Isis Natasha: “A nameless tagged entry” and “Tagged – 8 random habits/ facts about yourself” (I was so bloody sure it was 3 tagged entries yang aku hutang kau – nape aku rase aku nampak 2 jer? Hurm… maybe yang the 3rd one tu aku dah buat ke noq? Mati la pelupa; and me worries not too – because I know u ols also dosi lupa! HAHAHAHA!)
  • Shikin: “10 most gorgeous picture u have in ur life” and “Anugerah Blogger 2008″ (Actually I believe the 2nd one nih bukannye officially can be claimed as a tagged entry. Tapi since Akak nengok yang dapat awards tu dapat from someone else yang dapat from someone else juger, and yang baru dapat tu pulak *i.e. in this case, si Shikin dearest ni la kan* pi pass award tu kat orang lain pulak *namely Akak lew…* and so I take it as a passing2 award entry thus menjadikan ia as a tagged entry, yes? Hiks! Matila rajin terlampau…)

Errr sape yang 2 3 orang mentagging Akak tu? So far can see only 2 kan? Ah yes – ABAH! What u tagging tagalog tanglong I ols dulu eh? Sudah ingatkah dikau? Matilakau pun 2 x 5 sama macam Akak, pelupos. Tapi Akak pasti memang ade u ols tagged Akak. Cepat, gi check ur Archive and let me know! Hiks!

Dan dengan itu, maka ujud lah kan these series of entries which Akak plan to clear-langsaikan all hutang2ans ‘Tagged’ Akak. Ha, senang! Baru leh pikirkan entry2 backdated yang len! Hiks! And no, these entries does not count as ‘Backdated’ entries la kan sebab mrasalah Akak memang lah ditagging magging berzaman sudah tapi since Akak memang plan to buat all from today onwards, jadi, mrasalah, backdated haponyo, kan? Hiks!

And so dalam siri yang pertama ni, meh, lekaih, kita mulakan dengan entry tagging from si Isis tu, yang pertamanye… iaitiew…

“TAGGED ENTRIES – The series”: Entry 01

“A nameless tagged entry” – Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don’t read the questionnaire underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the names randomly. No Cheating!!

Hurmmm… five people at random this instant dalam otak blur kezombian Akak nih? Well, now, erm, hurm… owh well – here goes…:

1. Volksie | 2. C.A. | 3. Ginger | 4. 5thE | 5. Rania

Ha tudiah! 5 random names yang Akak teringat on the very spot katanya. Ha, so now, what next? Owh yes – ‘Za Quezteeyonz!!!’ (Questions lah!)

***Reminder*** : Don’t read ahead unless you fill above names first! (Yer yer – dah letak dah name 5 orang tu in list of 1 to 5! Now move! Show me the questions!)

Question 1 : How do you meet 1?
Haiyoh! How did I 1st meet up with Volksie; errr *jeling kat Volksie – how la wak?!?!?!?!* Well lets just say it’s rather personal and a few selected people jer yang tahu, and from the list, I’d say semuanye tahu how I met Volksie, except for Rania of course. She in the first place, mrasalah kenal pun idak si Volksie, kan Rania? Hahahaha!

Question 2 : On the Scale of 1 – 10, how you rate your relationship with no 1?
Can I say, 11!?!?!?! Of course la can, right? Sebab it is beyond 10 pun, beyond any scales ever invented and created! (NO C.A, Rania, you two are NOT gonna start doing the U-mobile “No, cannot” script on me! Hahahaha!)

Question 3 : How long have you known 4?
My my – gosh! I’ve know u 5thE since those mIRC #SA and #GM days, kan? Togezer2 with Leo and all, kan? I’d say, since 1997, yes? Eh wait, no, 1998. Yeah yeah, 1998… :) So that’s like, wow Fie… 10 years! 10 long years! :)

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?
Hahahaha how Akak kenal Ginger!?!?!?!? DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT! Mati la sentip! Hahaha kalau it was the time dia kalahkan mek in IQP 2006, mak don’t mind babbling about it! But not the 2003 Miss Universe, na ah! (There, you have it – cemana Akak kenal Ginger! It was during our 1st pageant together, Miss Universe 2003; yer yer yer, the one she kalahkan Akak itiew ler! Hahaha) Eh but wait up la gal – we got to know each other a week or so la kot before the pageant; remember during the practice with Eva at GlittersDotCom’s HQ studios katanya in Pandan Cahaya? Ah yes – that was the time I first jumpe number 3, eh, I mean, Ginger… LOL!

Question 5 : Where is number 5 now?
Aiyoh! Tadi jer baru lepas lepak dengan Rania, with C.A. and Mamizackzali kat umah Mami tgk Zathura. Hiks! I guess now, she’s (SHE? LOL!) back at home, tidurans lah gamaknye! It’s 3.35am for crying out loud! LOL!

Question 6 : A fact about number 1?
A fact about number 1, hurmmm… Dia seperangai sepesen dan also seacuan nevertheless I see great deal of number 1 (Volksie) in C.A., hiks! Eh, wait, is this a fact? A fact, fakta, true enuff la kan? Wouldn’t you agree on this, dear Ginger and 5thE??? :)

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?
Who is 5thE going with? Errr the last time yang Akak keep track was someone from Malacca, yes? Now tak sure la pulak. What you think I am, 5thE P.A.??? LOL!

Question 8 : What does no 1 do for living?
He works! Hiks! What work? I’d say VARIOUS! Orang kalau dah ade banyak experiences, telan garam dah berapa tong dah, got bakats in almost everything and anything, haiyak, kire doesn’t matter what work he buat he’ll surely finds a way to survive!

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?
Live with Ginger? Why not? Ok jer – but harus lah dua dua orang gaduh jer tang2 malam; and somemore si fuki tu kan memang suka cari pasal, mrasalah Akak takut kalau live with dia, Akak terus drama LARI DARI RUMAH DIA! Eh wait, why should me and G live in HER house pulak? *E eh? Tetiber… hahaha!

Question 10 : What do you like about no 2?
Dia creative, ade jer care nak buat itu ini, AND he’s a good cook! Konyang eden! Hihihi!

Question 11 : Do you miss number 5?
Errr – tadi jer baru jumpe, motif nak miss miss? Mrasalah even if 2 3 hari tak jumpe pon, motif, lesbianismkah kami? LOL! Miss sebagai kawan tu ade la, tapi kalau tak jumpe like sebulan or so. Kalau takat sehari dua, something wrong somewhere la kot with Akak nih kalau dok tak duduk tetiber Akak nak miss Rania Escova Absorber! LOL!

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?
HAHAHAHAHA PETIR!!! Hahaha never! Takmoh! TAKKK KOTTT! Ish! Choy lah! NEXT!!?!?!?

Question 13 : What’s your opinion of number 2?
Talented, stubborn, kind-hearted, determined, caring and helpful! :)

Question 14 : What is your favorite memory with number 5?
Favorite memory with Rania? Erm – last year kot, or was it early this year, time gi fun fair dengan dia and C.A. Time tu C.A. dinch mau kenaikkans one of the scarry jap jap naik jap jap turun, spinning around 180deg. ride yang maha lajiew itiew; and there you have it, Rania and Akak jer naik mendealah tu and I do mean, Akak AND Rania SAJER – matilah seats lain KOSONG sebab, tah? Tak der orang nak naik, lantak la. Kami nak naik juger! And once naik, matilah dua dua terpekik terlolong melolong jerits mintak the ride diberhentikan sebab takiuttts, ingat tak Rania!?! LOL!

Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?
Errr – I would, erm, PITAM?

Question 16 : Ever had a long conversation with number 5?
Aiyoh! Ade – time tu, lepas dia buat scene gangster dia tu tumbuk meja batu – OPS! Waktu tu Akak baru balik Gold Coast, and Akak dapat tau tentang dilema Rania dikata2 macam2 oleh ppl and all, and since dia sakit kat umah, and alone since parents dia gi KL, mrasalah Akak remember datang ke umah dia and had a loooooooooooooooooooooong talk with dia pasal masalah dia and all. It was a good long conversation la kan Rania? (Dengan Ginger, laaagi SELALU we had long chats, kan gal? Mati la tetiber tetap juger nak selit fakta ni! LOL!)

Question 17 : Have you ever slept at number 2’s house?
Yes, penah – tapi bukan bermalam la. Ala ala tidur2 petang kat umah C.A. tu. Datang nak tgk dia buat hantaran; last last hantaran tu pulak tgk Akak! LOL!

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?
Boleh tahan juger lah… Nape tanye? Jeles? OPS!

Question 19 : Who do you known the longest?
*Drumroll please…* Isn’t it obvious? Of course lah 5thE! Hiks!

Question 20 : How often do you talk to number 1?
Selalu la juger – over the phone. Tapi kalau chat, dah sah sah ler tiap2 hari! Dia kan senior chatter dalam Cbox Akak, merangkap penunggu Cbox, ko kenapa!?! Hiks!

Question 21 : What about number 2?
Talk to C.A.? Everyday kot… if not everyday, every two days gittu2 la. Dah sah sah tang2 malam jumpe… haruslah ber-talking bagai. Kami berdua belom “SELAMAT TINGGAL SEMUA” lagi yer! Ops!

Question 22 : Have you every thought 3 more than a friend?
Hahahahahah GILA! SR suke la ala ala konsep2 lesbianism tu! But honestly, memang Akak rase Ginger bukan skadar kawan – tapi dia la SAHABAT!

Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out for a date with number 5?
Yeah, maybe – IF Akak dah hilang kewarasan! Gile! Suke kan nak suruh petir sambar menyambar kilat guruh berdentum flashing segala bagai on Rania for going out on a date with Akak, kan? KESIAN la kat dia. Ops! Motif, soalan bertema-konsepkan bertanyakan Akak, kan? Motif petir bagai nak kena kat Rania? Hehehe saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaje!

Question 24 : Do you dream about number 2?
Ade kot sekali dua tapi bukan mimpi pelik2 nah. Mimpi whereby number 2 ADO dalam mimpi Akak tu; the latest mimpi hari tu ape tah C.A.? Owh yes – mimpi yang u ols balik dari Singapore, I was at the airport waiting for u alih2 u came out of the terminal, lalu depan hem, dinch pandang dinch tegur dinch prasan terus catwalk menuju ke Rania yang tunggu at the other end. Mrasalah apakah maksud mimpi itiew? Number 2 and 5, destinied to be tugeza? (together)? Hahahaha DAK KOT…

Question 25 : What did number 4 did to you that you never forget?
Hmmm – insiden wallet hilang and I had no one else to turn to and tatau nak buat ape (time tgh mentah, budak2 lagi – I believe this was among the 1st few meets we had, kan Fie?) and then u took me buat police report segala bagai. I wonder did I say TQ to you back then? Kalau belom, or even if I already did, nevermind – I’ll say it again; THANK YOU Fie! :)

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that he never forget?
Errr wak! Apedia wak? What have I done to u yang u’ll never forget? Menyusahkan you at every pageants? Hehehehe – HEY! Mana la Akak nak tahu! This q, gi la tanye si Volksie sendiri! Motif tanya Akak? Akak can read minds ah now? Hehehehe…

Question 27 : What is number 3’s hobby?
Hahahah that’s easy – BERMULUT JAHAT MENAMBAHKAN PERISA KEJAHATAN MENINGKATKAN TAHAP DOSA! Kan gal? OPS! Matila aku kena peligan dengan Ginger lepas nih! LOL!

Question 28 : Who do u want to tag?
Can I like, NOT tag anyone? Sebab kalau Akak tag pon, like ado ke Akak buat follow ups or ade ke yang actually buat tagging2 Akak tagkan pada diaorang? Hiks! Well ok – for the sake of the formality of the tagging magging, Akak letakkan below 5 nama yang Akak tagkan entry nih. Tapi hampa nak buat ke idak, hey I won’t force. Kalau ghajin, buat. Kalau malas, ikut suka lantak hampa la kan… ;)

  1. Ginger (Tobat confirm confident pok-pok nih takkan buat! Hahahaha kan gal?)
  2. 5thE (Erm, MUNGKIN kot dia akan buat… )
  3. Rania (Dia tgh gigih berblogging – maklumlah, newbies, mesti rajin tahap gaban punye la kan? Tak per Rania tak per. You can COMPOSE and SAVE AS DRAFT dulu dalam your laptop di rumah. Mrasalah lepas tu bawak laptop, kite pi Nasmir or Salam, u ols can just terus publish, kan senang? LOL!)
  4. Shikin (Ha nah! Hamek! Akaks kasik kau pulak tagging magging entry! Hiks!)
  5. Hurmmm – sape eh sorang lagi? Ah yes mrasalah Dona AND Aida! Buat lekaih!!! (Errr… Dona AND Aida, bukannye 2 orang tau! Well, actually they are – tapi if tanpa each other, diaorang ala ala tak lengkap, ala ala Siamese twins spastic yang berpenyakit! Ha, once diaorang disatukan, mrasalah – GEGARANS!!! So mrasalah depa dua orang Akak jadikan as 1 person! Dan for that, bonus la juger – we get to read 2 entries tagged from 2 different ppl but so very alike; THAT IS, IF only diaorang decides to buat entry tagged nih la kan… LOL!)

Ha, ok, dah – habis dah kan? HOYEH! 1 down, 3 to go! Sambungans laters! Daaa!!!

PS: This entry really brings back memories, old… fond memories… and gets us all up, up and laughing all the way (IF only korang paham lawaknye la kan! LOL!)

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Meme/ Tagged – AGAIN! Haiiihhh!!!

June 7th, 2008
Katenye yer – takkk sudah sudah lah ditaggad bermeme bagai segala, kan? Hahaha takper, Akak nak jadi cam Encik Abah kiter lah! Sekali dia bedal, habis semua 5 6 7 8 entry tagged dia habiskan dalam satu entry! Clust! Hiks!

And so kali iniew, erm, I kindda like terlupa dos siapa tatau yang bertagging MEME bagai kat mek? Was it Neo ah? Hurm… Neo, ko tagging mek kan? Hurmmm… Mati la TUA dan PELUPA yer? LOL!

Ok, so, lets mrasa – apakah kesah tagging magging kali nih pulak dah… hurmmm… Harap2 yang tak perlu guna-kerah-perah otak Akak pepagi buto dalam keadaan kezombians iniew! Hiks!

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

Eh Neo, soalan tak cakap nape u ols pilih your answers as the answers pong? Like, tak der pulak Akak bace tang mana2 which says that you need to justifikasikan jawapans anda, kan? Habis tu, napo mung buat macam len jer Akak tgk? Hehehe suke kan!

Oklah, lets get this over and done with (mati la entry tertunggak berzaman tok kadok banyak lagi belom Akak siapkan – die la all DRAFTS!)

Ok, first things first… Mrasa… *Tarik nafazzz… haiiihhh! Ok, let the MeMe begin nah…

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

  • Subang “‘Jem’ and The Holograms” itiew!!! Harus, wajib! All hadek2 must get one untuk memudahkan transformasi! Ops!
  • Ala yang mampu mengfinalizekan apakah orientasi sebenar seseorangs jantan itiew; like, the device can tell like this guy tu, gayah ka, gibek ka, woman trapped inside ka apa ka, kan? Straight-nan-ado ka? Kan, senang sikit! Useful jugak buat the girls. Yerlah, tak susah2 nak worry “Eh, aku kawen ngan mamat nih, straight ke bengkok eh? Hurmmm…” Kan? Hiks!
  • Alat yang mampu menyiapkan blog entry dan siap publishkan bagai dengan hanya reading from the blogger’s mind. KAN!? Maka tiadalah entry2 tertonda! All I’ve got to do is just pikiaqkan dalam kapla hotak, and walla! SIAP! Hiks!
  • Toilet untuk hadek2. Yer la. Hadek2 skarang kadang2, bila dragun, kengkadang segan nak masuk toilet pompuan and kengkadang pompuans pun feel uncomfy la kan. Nak masuk toilet laki, haiyoh – parah! And bila time tak dragun, kang masuk toilet laki, katanya nak churs la. So nak masuk toilet pompuan, harus kena peligan. Memandangkan we’re living dalam donia moden serba pesat membangun, buat la satu toilet menusia donia ketiga. Kan? OPS!

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

  • Airbus A380. Dengan Boeing 747 ‘The Jumbo’ tu pun, ala ala kalau sekali terhempas, naya ja brapa ratus nyawa can terkorban, MOTIF nak menggandakan jumlah kalau sekali A380 tu terbaaaabbboooommm, kan? Hish! Choy! Touch wood!!!
  • The CLEO Magazine’s 50’s Most Eligible Bachelor award itiew! Like, never la should diaorang buat. Asik2 every year bile time for the award to be given out to that most eligible bachelor, Akak akan ‘kering’. YER LAH! Asik ‘BASAH’ jer tgk jantan2 itiew; and to think that most of them mai from Malaysia noh? Aiyoh! Not good not good!
  • Fat – yang digunakan sikit2 dalam makanan and minuman and snacks bagai, patutnya tidak diwujudkan. Dengan ketiadaan kandungan fat yang ada kalanya melampau2 dalam sesetengah kandungan makanan/ minuman, maka, Akak won’t get fat lepas eating like a mad pig! Hiks! Girangsnye!!! THEN only I can say “I wish to eat everything, in the world. And I would eat everything twice!” Hiks!
  • VIncci shoes for ladies! Patutnya Vincci tu buat untuk Adik2 jer. Ops! For ladies, depa pi la ke La Primavera ka, Jimmy Choo ka, Stuart Weitzman ke ape ke, kan? Vincci and Nose, ha, tu satu lagi, buat la utk adik2. Hiks! (Mati la part nih sebenarnya Akak kering kontang idea memikirkan apekebendenye yang should hot have been invented! And THANK GOD am done! Hiks!)

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

  • Akak PEKAK la at times; tu lah, gara2 dok dengaq MP3/ walkman/ discman dulu time2 zaman2 mudo dulu – ditambah-campur pulak time keje dengan MH, mrasalah peeekak jer memanjang! Bak kata kawan maktok mek dulu once cakap kat maktok mek (time tu mek tgh dok rewind my walkman, ala ala the ear peace tu still terlekat intact bagai dalam telinga but I could hear the two ol’ ladies punye conversation la kan… “Ni,… Cik Sham. Saya kesian la tgk cucu Cik Sham…” And then my maktok menjawab, “Awatnya?” Nahhh! That’s it – terus… “Dak la, tu ha, kesian, kecik2 lagi DAHHH PEKAK sampai kena pakai alat pendengaran!” Isk isk isk, mau ko tak sentap? Hahaha! Aiyoh! Lari topic nih! LALALALA! Next!!!
  • I don’t fancy ‘BUSINESS’ sangat la sebenarnye! OK, shall not go into details. Cukup la hampa tahu ‘BUSINESS’ bukan lah dalam kapla hotak Akak nih selaliew. Hiks! Mati la prefer ‘CHARITY’ eh? LOL!
  • Emmm, what else eh? Ah yes; here goes. Hampa tau dak Akak nih pernah ado history at the age of 3 ke 4 years old tatau, dahhh mula pandai ‘berpenyakit’ katanya. Penyakit apa? Ok. I’ll give u guys a hint2 nah. Penyakit ini membuatkan si pesakit rasa tak comfy, very the memulas2 rasanya pewot, bagaikan kembong masuk angin, dicubanya push takmoh nak kuar, hasilnya, pelarian satu compound rumah nangis2, berpeloh2, gara2 cuba dengan gigih untuk mereleasekan ‘itiew’. No, bukan perangan kuat drama sentap sentip dq bagai lah! HISH! I was referring to Akak tak bley buang air besau at that young age – sentap sundels dengar my folks told me about the story. LOL! Nak tergelak pun ada kat diri sendiri, rasa kesian also got! Heheh mati la konfessin sedonia, noh? LOL!

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

  • Cottage Fries from Wise
  • Twisties
  • Chocolate MARS
  • Kit Kat
  • Owh yes – and the last one, NINI!!! Celup celup!!! NINI!!! Celup celup!!! Sapa still ingatkan NINI!? Hahaha!

Ok tak eh? Hehehe… Ok jer lalalalalala. Now, siapakah piuler Akak nak bertagging magging MeMe bagai nih… Hurm… ikut sukaaa lah! Sapa ghasa nak buat, buat lor sajork! :) Tapi jangan lupa mai habaq nah? Kami pong nak baca jugak! Hiks!

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