Hah! Hoh! Mrasalah by doing series of ‘TAGGED’ entries, katanya, wujudlah…
Tagged Entries – the series…
Katanye yer… ‘The series’ yer? Hiks! Mrasalah semuanya gara2 bil2 tertunggak (aippp! Jgn dok pikiaq kot lain nah!) of tag tagged tagging/ meme entries! Mueiueieueieu mrasa!!!
Bagi memulakan upacara majlis “Tagged Entries – the series…” ini, ha, allow Akak to sexplain sikit entry2 yang bakal moncol dalam entry ini (and also the entry2 yang akan datang – matilah PART 1 2 3 and infinity! LOL!) adalah hasil entry2 hutang from the following Hamba Allah (s)…. *the (s) part refers to bukan seorang saje yang men-tagging Akak nih ha; mrasalah plural for 2 3 orang! Hiks!*
- Isis Natasha: “A nameless tagged entry” and “Tagged – 8 random habits/ facts about yourself” (I was so bloody sure it was 3 tagged entries yang aku hutang kau – nape aku rase aku nampak 2 jer? Hurm… maybe yang the 3rd one tu aku dah buat ke noq? Mati la pelupa; and me worries not too – because I know u ols also dosi lupa! HAHAHAHA!)
- Shikin: “10 most gorgeous picture u have in ur life” and “Anugerah Blogger 2008″ (Actually I believe the 2nd one nih bukannye officially can be claimed as a tagged entry. Tapi since Akak nengok yang dapat awards tu dapat from someone else yang dapat from someone else juger, and yang baru dapat tu pulak *i.e. in this case, si Shikin dearest ni la kan* pi pass award tu kat orang lain pulak *namely Akak lew…* and so I take it as a passing2 award entry thus menjadikan ia as a tagged entry, yes? Hiks! Matila rajin terlampau…)
Errr sape yang 2 3 orang mentagging Akak tu? So far can see only 2 kan? Ah yes – ABAH! What u tagging tagalog tanglong I ols dulu eh? Sudah ingatkah dikau? Matilakau pun 2 x 5 sama macam Akak, pelupos. Tapi Akak pasti memang ade u ols tagged Akak. Cepat, gi check ur Archive and let me know! Hiks!
Dan dengan itu, maka ujud lah kan these series of entries which Akak plan to clear-langsaikan all hutang2ans ‘Tagged’ Akak. Ha, senang! Baru leh pikirkan entry2 backdated yang len! Hiks! And no, these entries does not count as ‘Backdated’ entries la kan sebab mrasalah Akak memang lah ditagging magging berzaman sudah tapi since Akak memang plan to buat all from today onwards, jadi, mrasalah, backdated haponyo, kan? Hiks!
And so dalam siri yang pertama ni, meh, lekaih, kita mulakan dengan entry tagging from si Isis tu, yang pertamanye… iaitiew…
“TAGGED ENTRIES – The series”: Entry 01
“A nameless tagged entry” – Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don’t read the questionnaire underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the names randomly. No Cheating!!
Hurmmm… five people at random this instant dalam otak blur kezombian Akak nih? Well, now, erm, hurm… owh well – here goes…:

1. Volksie | 2. C.A. | 3. Ginger | 4. 5thE | 5. Rania
Ha tudiah! 5 random names yang Akak teringat on the very spot katanya. Ha, so now, what next? Owh yes – ‘Za Quezteeyonz!!!’ (Questions lah!)
***Reminder*** : Don’t read ahead unless you fill above names first! (Yer yer – dah letak dah name 5 orang tu in list of 1 to 5! Now move! Show me the questions!)
Question 1 : How do you meet 1?
Haiyoh! How did I 1st meet up with Volksie; errr *jeling kat Volksie – how la wak?!?!?!?!* Well lets just say it’s rather personal and a few selected people jer yang tahu, and from the list, I’d say semuanye tahu how I met Volksie, except for Rania of course. She in the first place, mrasalah kenal pun idak si Volksie, kan Rania? Hahahaha!
Question 2 : On the Scale of 1 – 10, how you rate your relationship with no 1?
Can I say, 11!?!?!?! Of course la can, right? Sebab it is beyond 10 pun, beyond any scales ever invented and created! (NO C.A, Rania, you two are NOT gonna start doing the U-mobile “No, cannot” script on me! Hahahaha!)
Question 3 : How long have you known 4?
My my – gosh! I’ve know u 5thE since those mIRC #SA and #GM days, kan? Togezer2 with Leo and all, kan? I’d say, since 1997, yes? Eh wait, no, 1998. Yeah yeah, 1998…
So that’s like, wow Fie… 10 years! 10 long years!
Question 4 : How do you know number 3?
Hahahaha how Akak kenal Ginger!?!?!?!? DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT! Mati la sentip! Hahaha kalau it was the time dia kalahkan mek in IQP 2006, mak don’t mind babbling about it! But not the 2003 Miss Universe, na ah! (There, you have it – cemana Akak kenal Ginger! It was during our 1st pageant together, Miss Universe 2003; yer yer yer, the one she kalahkan Akak itiew ler! Hahaha) Eh but wait up la gal – we got to know each other a week or so la kot before the pageant; remember during the practice with Eva at GlittersDotCom’s HQ studios katanya in Pandan Cahaya? Ah yes – that was the time I first jumpe number 3, eh, I mean, Ginger… LOL!
Question 5 : Where is number 5 now?
Aiyoh! Tadi jer baru lepas lepak dengan Rania, with C.A. and Mamizackzali kat umah Mami tgk Zathura. Hiks! I guess now, she’s (SHE? LOL!) back at home, tidurans lah gamaknye! It’s 3.35am for crying out loud! LOL!
Question 6 : A fact about number 1?
A fact about number 1, hurmmm… Dia seperangai sepesen dan also seacuan nevertheless I see great deal of number 1 (Volksie) in C.A., hiks! Eh, wait, is this a fact? A fact, fakta, true enuff la kan? Wouldn’t you agree on this, dear Ginger and 5thE???
Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?
Who is 5thE going with? Errr the last time yang Akak keep track was someone from Malacca, yes? Now tak sure la pulak. What you think I am, 5thE P.A.??? LOL!
Question 8 : What does no 1 do for living?
He works! Hiks! What work? I’d say VARIOUS! Orang kalau dah ade banyak experiences, telan garam dah berapa tong dah, got bakats in almost everything and anything, haiyak, kire doesn’t matter what work he buat he’ll surely finds a way to survive!
Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?
Live with Ginger? Why not? Ok jer – but harus lah dua dua orang gaduh jer tang2 malam; and somemore si fuki tu kan memang suka cari pasal, mrasalah Akak takut kalau live with dia, Akak terus drama LARI DARI RUMAH DIA! Eh wait, why should me and G live in HER house pulak? *E eh? Tetiber… hahaha!
Question 10 : What do you like about no 2?
Dia creative, ade jer care nak buat itu ini, AND he’s a good cook! Konyang eden! Hihihi!
Question 11 : Do you miss number 5?
Errr – tadi jer baru jumpe, motif nak miss miss? Mrasalah even if 2 3 hari tak jumpe pon, motif, lesbianismkah kami? LOL! Miss sebagai kawan tu ade la, tapi kalau tak jumpe like sebulan or so. Kalau takat sehari dua, something wrong somewhere la kot with Akak nih kalau dok tak duduk tetiber Akak nak miss Rania Escova Absorber! LOL!
Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?
HAHAHAHAHA PETIR!!! Hahaha never! Takmoh! TAKKK KOTTT! Ish! Choy lah! NEXT!!?!?!?
Question 13 : What’s your opinion of number 2?
Talented, stubborn, kind-hearted, determined, caring and helpful!
Question 14 : What is your favorite memory with number 5?
Favorite memory with Rania? Erm – last year kot, or was it early this year, time gi fun fair dengan dia and C.A. Time tu C.A. dinch mau kenaikkans one of the scarry jap jap naik jap jap turun, spinning around 180deg. ride yang maha lajiew itiew; and there you have it, Rania and Akak jer naik mendealah tu and I do mean, Akak AND Rania SAJER – matilah seats lain KOSONG sebab, tah? Tak der orang nak naik, lantak la. Kami nak naik juger! And once naik, matilah dua dua terpekik terlolong melolong jerits mintak the ride diberhentikan sebab takiuttts, ingat tak Rania!?! LOL!
Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?
Errr – I would, erm, PITAM?
Question 16 : Ever had a long conversation with number 5?
Aiyoh! Ade – time tu, lepas dia buat scene gangster dia tu tumbuk meja batu – OPS! Waktu tu Akak baru balik Gold Coast, and Akak dapat tau tentang dilema Rania dikata2 macam2 oleh ppl and all, and since dia sakit kat umah, and alone since parents dia gi KL, mrasalah Akak remember datang ke umah dia and had a loooooooooooooooooooooong talk with dia pasal masalah dia and all. It was a good long conversation la kan Rania? (Dengan Ginger, laaagi SELALU we had long chats, kan gal? Mati la tetiber tetap juger nak selit fakta ni! LOL!)
Question 17 : Have you ever slept at number 2’s house?
Yes, penah – tapi bukan bermalam la. Ala ala tidur2 petang kat umah C.A. tu. Datang nak tgk dia buat hantaran; last last hantaran tu pulak tgk Akak! LOL!
Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?
Boleh tahan juger lah… Nape tanye? Jeles? OPS!
Question 19 : Who do you known the longest?
*Drumroll please…* Isn’t it obvious? Of course lah 5thE! Hiks!
Question 20 : How often do you talk to number 1?
Selalu la juger – over the phone. Tapi kalau chat, dah sah sah ler tiap2 hari! Dia kan senior chatter dalam Cbox Akak, merangkap penunggu Cbox, ko kenapa!?! Hiks!
Question 21 : What about number 2?
Talk to C.A.? Everyday kot… if not everyday, every two days gittu2 la. Dah sah sah tang2 malam jumpe… haruslah ber-talking bagai. Kami berdua belom “SELAMAT TINGGAL SEMUA” lagi yer! Ops!
Question 22 : Have you every thought 3 more than a friend?
Hahahahahah GILA! SR suke la ala ala konsep2 lesbianism tu! But honestly, memang Akak rase Ginger bukan skadar kawan – tapi dia la SAHABAT!
Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out for a date with number 5?
Yeah, maybe – IF Akak dah hilang kewarasan! Gile! Suke kan nak suruh petir sambar menyambar kilat guruh berdentum flashing segala bagai on Rania for going out on a date with Akak, kan? KESIAN la kat dia. Ops! Motif, soalan bertema-konsepkan bertanyakan Akak, kan? Motif petir bagai nak kena kat Rania? Hehehe saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaje!
Question 24 : Do you dream about number 2?
Ade kot sekali dua tapi bukan mimpi pelik2 nah. Mimpi whereby number 2 ADO dalam mimpi Akak tu; the latest mimpi hari tu ape tah C.A.? Owh yes – mimpi yang u ols balik dari Singapore, I was at the airport waiting for u alih2 u came out of the terminal, lalu depan hem, dinch pandang dinch tegur dinch prasan terus catwalk menuju ke Rania yang tunggu at the other end. Mrasalah apakah maksud mimpi itiew? Number 2 and 5, destinied to be tugeza? (together)? Hahahaha DAK KOT…
Question 25 : What did number 4 did to you that you never forget?
Hmmm – insiden wallet hilang and I had no one else to turn to and tatau nak buat ape (time tgh mentah, budak2 lagi – I believe this was among the 1st few meets we had, kan Fie?) and then u took me buat police report segala bagai. I wonder did I say TQ to you back then? Kalau belom, or even if I already did, nevermind – I’ll say it again; THANK YOU Fie!
Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that he never forget?
Errr wak! Apedia wak? What have I done to u yang u’ll never forget? Menyusahkan you at every pageants? Hehehehe – HEY! Mana la Akak nak tahu! This q, gi la tanye si Volksie sendiri! Motif tanya Akak? Akak can read minds ah now? Hehehehe…
Question 27 : What is number 3’s hobby?
Hahahah that’s easy – BERMULUT JAHAT MENAMBAHKAN PERISA KEJAHATAN MENINGKATKAN TAHAP DOSA! Kan gal? OPS! Matila aku kena peligan dengan Ginger lepas nih! LOL!
Question 28 : Who do u want to tag?
Can I like, NOT tag anyone? Sebab kalau Akak tag pon, like ado ke Akak buat follow ups or ade ke yang actually buat tagging2 Akak tagkan pada diaorang? Hiks! Well ok – for the sake of the formality of the tagging magging, Akak letakkan below 5 nama yang Akak tagkan entry nih. Tapi hampa nak buat ke idak, hey I won’t force. Kalau ghajin, buat. Kalau malas, ikut suka lantak hampa la kan…
- Ginger (Tobat confirm confident pok-pok nih takkan buat! Hahahaha kan gal?)
- 5thE (Erm, MUNGKIN kot dia akan buat… )
- Rania (Dia tgh gigih berblogging – maklumlah, newbies, mesti rajin tahap gaban punye la kan? Tak per Rania tak per. You can COMPOSE and SAVE AS DRAFT dulu dalam your laptop di rumah. Mrasalah lepas tu bawak laptop, kite pi Nasmir or Salam, u ols can just terus publish, kan senang? LOL!)
- Shikin (Ha nah! Hamek! Akaks kasik kau pulak tagging magging entry! Hiks!)
- Hurmmm – sape eh sorang lagi? Ah yes mrasalah Dona AND Aida! Buat lekaih!!! (Errr… Dona AND Aida, bukannye 2 orang tau! Well, actually they are – tapi if tanpa each other, diaorang ala ala tak lengkap, ala ala Siamese twins spastic yang berpenyakit! Ha, once diaorang disatukan, mrasalah – GEGARANS!!! So mrasalah depa dua orang Akak jadikan as 1 person! Dan for that, bonus la juger – we get to read 2 entries tagged from 2 different ppl but so very alike; THAT IS, IF only diaorang decides to buat entry tagged nih la kan… LOL!)
Ha, ok, dah – habis dah kan? HOYEH! 1 down, 3 to go! Sambungans laters! Daaa!!!
PS: This entry really brings back memories, old… fond memories… and gets us all up, up and laughing all the way (IF only korang paham lawaknye la kan! LOL!)
Next: “TAGGED ENTRIES – The series”: Entry 02