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Bile Akak keudara kembali bersama entry TAGGED!

May 2nd, 2009

Kan? Alih² entry yang ADO, tagged/ meme sajork! Owh well, who am I to komplen², kan? Yes, that’s why, if am not complaining – so why should you!? Bace jer lah! Bukannye orang suruh buat also. Tapi kalo nak buat, also, who am I to complain, kan? (Nih dok kerap sangat sebut the word ‘komplen’/ ‘complain’ ni – ape kes? Ade la tu, kan? HAHAHAHA mati la tanya diri sendiri… LOL!)

Anyways, cutting things short (Aiyoh! Don’t you guys hear / read that often in here, kan? LOL!), mrasa, sape punye taggerinas entah lah, tau tau ade dalam folder saved future posts/ drafts bagai satu .docx file and bukak², nahhh – taggerinas lagi. Hiks! (Yes, bile Akak sebut itiew got FOLDER keeping drafts and also scheduled/ future posts, mrasa la beware, banyak ni entry² nak dibuat tapi nenanti la noh??? Takmoh janji nak buat itu ini. Satgi hampa tau caruts dok tanya mana mana mana. Yang hat aku yang nak kena buat ni, dok la “AIYO” “AIYOH” AIYO” keliling pekan. Hahaha…)

So ok, back to this tagged entry. Akak will prolly tag a few tapi tak compulsory. Ghasa nak buat, buuuuuuuuuuat la. Ghasa² nak peram dulu macam Akak ni, and latest, like C.A. also, and Rania also (mati la semua ada kaitan!), pun, sila²kan la yer. Tadak pun rules syarat terma regulasi bagai nak ditagged or buat entry tagging ni. Ok? (Tapi kalo ada sapa² yang buat tu, jgn lupa habaq mai kat Akak yer. Leh pi melawat! Hiks!)

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1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.

Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…

(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!

9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!

16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!

20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!

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Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!

PS: Rania! Jangan lupo! Our dating esok nak pi kedai TAYAR! Hahahahahaha!

Ok! Am off for now! Duiyenst!

Bile Akak trase nak respond to those yang ‘Tagged’ Akak yer…

January 18th, 2009

Mari la mari, kite tgk2kan these tags yang telah ditagkan oleh a few bloggers (actually, 2 jer – ade lagi 2 or 3 yang masih tertunda! OPS!)

Ok so this first one, telah ditaggerinaskan oleh a dear blogger friend (kawan blogger yang baru Akak kenal2 lite2 through Cbox) yang namenye Faryn (click on the name/ nick to visit dia punye blog, which actually will appear as dia punye entry yangmana dia telah mentaggerinaskan Akak itiew ler…) PS: Astaga! Kufikirkan since Faryn nih taruk nama blognye as BUDAK KEJAM, I tot laki lew. Rupenye, cik Kak/ Adik ler dier nih! Hish! Tu lah korang, suke spekulasi! Hiks!

1. Do you think you’re hot?
At times jer kot – most of the time am cold! Die lah Snow Queen! LOL!

2. Upload your fave picture of yourself…
AIYOH! Perlu la? Erm… macammananih!!!??? Akak got more than just 1 favorite pix, how? Hmmm… Ok ok! Akak buat pilihan secara rambang (eh, is it rambang or rawak eh? Ke same je? Hurmmm… ) nah???

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3. Why do you like that picture?
Tah – maybe because, erm… tah ler… dah suke, dah berkenan, must have reasons meh???

4. When was the last time you ate pizza?
Errr… aiyoh! Akak dah tua! Akak tak ingat la. But definitely LAST YEAR… hiks!

5. The last song you listen to?
Robbin Williams’ song in Walt Disney’s animation, Aladdin – “Prince Ali”… “Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa… bla bla bla”…

6. What are you doing right now besides this?
Thinking?

7. What name you prefer besides yours?
Siti Nurolnur Beycha’ah Benti Tan Seri Mat Tompol…

8. People to tag:
Tak sebut brape pulak kan menusiak yang Akak have to tag, kan? Mrasa Akak just tag these three friends…

9. Who is number one?
Chef Aduka lah – can read right up there? Aiyoh! Soklan! Next!?!?

10. Number three is having relationship with?
Tah – Akak tak keep up to date lah dengan senarai terkini laki – laki nye itiew tapi if am not mistaken, yang seadanye skarang nih, orang Pendang (Kedah) yang dok kat PD now. Hmmm… Or is it yang hat ape namenye tah, yang katanya dosi jadi askar? Eh, ke polis? Aiyoh! Nak tahu pi tanya dia sendiriks! Hiks!

11. Say something about number five?
Sorry – nombor lima yang anda maksudkan tiada dalam senarai. Sekian!

12. How about number four?
Sorry – sila baca jawapan soalan 11; same-jer!!!

13. Who is number two?
Y Darklighter; best-known now as Ting Tong (I guess we can all figure out why he nicknamed himself as Ting Tong these days, kan? LOL! Tu la. Kata top, tapi kuat cikmon sampai tingtong – camtu lah! OPS!)

Tu jer… (LER… tu je? Hish!…)

Ok; moving on to the next tag yang datangnye dari… kejaps; sambung shortly after a quick kitchen-visit-break… ;)

*After 10 minutes* Akak kembalians!!!… Dan kembalians now, tiba masanya untuk buat reply/ respond tag from a dear friend of mine, Encik Apek! Hiks!

1. Copy badge “2008 Cute’s Blogger Award” di atas untuk diletak kan di blog anda.
2. Link/Ceritakan kembali siapa yang memberikan award ini kepada anda.
3. Setiap blogger mesti menyatakan 10 fakta/hobi diri sendiri sebelum memilih penerima award seterusnya (anda di-tag).
4. Anda perlu memilih 5 penerima award seterusnya dan menyatakan nama mereka di blog anda.
5. Jangan lupa melawat blog kawan anda dan meninggalkan komen yang menyatakan merekat telah ditag.

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1. Copied/ saved -> Uploaded -> Attach image to post ->  -> Tadaaa!!! Done! Next?

2. Link siape yang berikan award ni… -> Nahhh! Apek (Eh, tadi kat atas before beginning of this tag bukan dah linkkan dah ke? Hish! Suke tawww buat keje 2 kali! Chait!)

3. 10 fakta/ hobi diri sendiri (Errr… Fakta dan hobi bukan 2 bende yang berbeze ke? Hmmmm… ) Aaanyways… mrasa, Akak just typekan 10 points yang terdiri daripada 5 fakta dan 5 hobi – fair, kan? (Clever or not? Hiks!)

Fakta-s

  • Tahun 2009 bakal-mungkin menjadi bak-persis tahun 2005; that year of “Silensio” and “Slowness”… (Sape yang have been following Akak since 2005, tahu la ape maksud mendalam statement/ fakta iniew… hiks!)
  • Before this, taksublah sangat nak jage kulit takmoh kasik hitam. But now, prefers to be all tanned! Hiks! Matilah nak tan sampai gelap bak bontot kuali! LOL!
  • Tak suka makan ikan (tak suke yer, bukan tak makan. Makan juger tapi kalu ade lauk lain, ikan dinch pandang. Altho that does not apply to ANAK IKAN yer. LOL!)
  • Towards the end of 2008, up till now, somehow or rather, Akak prefers to stay indoors and alone rather than going out huu haa hee hoi outside. Skali skala dua kali dua kala boleh la. Tapi nak macam like in 2005, 2006 tu, memanjang kuar malam and what not, dinch la kot…
  • Fakta terakhir – penyakit MALAS berblogging bakal membuatkan Akak terpikir untuk quit/ bersara from blogging. And yes, itu adalah fakta. Hiks!

Hobbies piuler now… mrasa!

  • Dancing, singing lite2 dalam toilet, playing the organ/ piano, pendekkan citer, doing anythin’ that has got to do with music
  • Gila shopping even when bukan musim sales – LOL!
  • MAKAN! MAKAN! MAKAN!
  • Surfing the net; these days, I surf as to learn more about computers and such as Akak dah mule girang dok belajar secara mendalam-lite2 about perisian kompiter lah, download itu ini lah, fixing itu ini and such – suke lah! Boleh buat duit gak nih kalau dikembang2kan, kan? LOL!
  • Aiyoh! Ape hobby lagi satu ni eh? Aiyoh! Erm… lets just say, erm, reading? Hiks! Akak go for Danielle Steel, TQ

4. Lastly, Akak tag the following five bloggers:

Dah? Ha… Udah lew! Hiks! Now, let Akak settle notifying these bloggers yang meke dah ditaggerinaskan oleh Akaks (required step number 5 dalam tag diatas itiew lew…), and then, mrasa, next entry - NEXT!!!

Bile Akak talking about SEX…

November 11th, 2008

Haiyoh! Itu tajuk, confirm akan menjerumuskan ramaian ke-orang-ans datang untuk baca this entry, kan? HAHAHAHA I HOPE! LOL!

Actually, it has nothing much to do with sex pon! OPS! Mati la itu sebagai daya tarikkan utk korang semua come and read this TAGGED entry. Hahaha mati la PANCING READERS, kan HooKeD??? Yer lah, kalau ko leh buat tajuk “Kenapa abang tak PANCUT lagi” katanya, Akak pun can do very der pancian readers type of entry topic, hokey! Hiks!

Yes, this tagged entry is brought to you by HooKsie a.k.a HooKeD yang tak semena2 gi tag aku; hish! Tak sepasal2 si Shikin and si Isis melalak bising tag depa haku tak buat lagi! LOL!

Anyways, keeping in line with ‘biar short asalkan ado’ type of entries, mrasa, Akak menjawab soalan2 dalam entry tagged kali iniew… Gosh!

Who is your favorite pornstar?

  • I’m sorry, I don’t do pornstars. I only know Leonardo de Vinci and William Shakespeare sajork – ops! Matilah in denial! Hahahaha… But erm, psssttt, I think I’d go for Bobby Vitale, who is also known as Bobby Vitali, (born June 30, 1965). He entered the adult film industry in 1995 and has performed in over 418 titles up to date katanya… matilah search kat Wikipedia! OPS!

Money or looks?

  • Thank you for the question (mati la dah feeling2 jawab soalan ratu ratuans! HAHAHAHA!) I would definitely go for money, because as we all know, money makes the world go round and round although it can’t buy happiness – still, it can give you great looks, with one of those multi-million dollar plastic surgeries LOL! And besides, if you choose looks over money, very der bodoh one. Like, looks can last forever meh? Looks can get you gain more money? I doubt! Mati la jawapan bimbo! LOL!

Your favourite girlfriend of Hugh Hefner’s?

  • First of all, Hugh Hefner tu sapodio? Hugh Grant I know la. Ops!

Grape or orange tastes better?

  • Gile!?! Mak kan hantu ORANGE – of course I’d go for Orange! Besides, Grapes kan HARAM – yer la, WINE katanya, kan Hooksie? Mati la bimbo yang katanya grapes tu haram sebab ia digunakan untuk buat wine. Habis tu, Cognac yang based orange liqueur tu, how? That makes ORANGE haram also lah? Siau la! Hahahaha!

With or “without lights” or candle sticks?

  • Huh? I’d choose suis TNB, can?

Silk or cotton?

  • Chiffon please, thanks!

Victoria Secret or Agent Provocateur?

  • HAIYOH! Move over Alessandra Ambrosio, ‘coz here comes Nurlea Laurielle on the Victoria’s Secret runway fashion show! HAHAHAHA! Of course lah Victoria’s Secret, gile!

Cartoons, simple, ribbons, or lace?

  • I love cartoons; at the same time, can I have a simple ribbon made of lace? :)

To be on top or bottom…

  • Haiyoh! Hanjeng sangats soalan! I like to be a top who is at the bottom? Can? Or or prolly maybe I be a bottom on top? Eh, bottom on top, common sangat. So yeah, I’ll be a top who is at the bottom. Errr…

Sial lah TAG entry nih – whoever created it, haiyoh! Hanjs sangat! Apa la yang dia dok pikirkan time tu kan? So now, mrasalah, time for me to tagkan orang len pulak! Hurm…

  1. ISIS
  2. SHIKIN
  3. FIFI

Hamek! Hahahahaha!

Bile Akak memulakan ‘mukadimah’ October 2008 with… TAGGED ENTRY

October 3rd, 2008

Masihkah keingatans? Bile Akak telah started the “Tagged Entries” series itiew, bkanka Akak said to have another 2 3 more tagged entries yang belom Akak buat? Ha, mrasa, this is one of them… And it’s from, none other than Cik Shikin kite yer, dengan tagged entry berjudul… “10 gorgeous pictures you have in your life” katanya… (Aiyoh! Lepas2 cuti Raya, terus kuar entry Tagged ke? Bkanka patutnye dikuar-publishkan entry Hari Raya dulu? Takpa- takpa… sabaq sabaq… nanti ada la tu kot. But for now, dinch Raya entry, but mrasa Tagged entry dulu, nah? Hiks!)

Menurut kaedah asalnye, this tagged entry requires the blogger to place 10 most gorgeous photos in his/ her life katanye yer… So mrasalah, before Akak begin, Akak nak state that please do not jadi “katak di bawah tempurung” yer and assuming that when it is said to be most gorgeous, it doesn’t have to mean that way. Gorgeous can come in with different types of definitions and as for me, aside from the state of the photo being beautifully taken, gorgeous also comes to my understanding as to see what truly lies underneath the surface of the photo, i.e. the content of the photo. Sure sure the photos sudah semestinya got Akak in it la kan, true. Tapi, disebalik semuanya itiew, apakah yang tersirat, ha… gitiew… Bagi Akak lah kan, ape yang tersirat disebalik kejadian photo itiew lah yang menentukan whether or not the photo is gorgeous ataupun sebaliknye, tak gitu? Hiks!

And so with this, Akak bring yiew… “My 10 most gorgeous photos in my life…” (Aiyoh title, very der skematiks, kan? Hahahah!). Click on the thumbnail to view photo; begin with Pic 1, first row, far left photo and work your way to the right. Second row also begin with first photo on the far left to the right, and so and so forth *if applicable la kan…

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Ok, so you’ve seen seleksi fotos paling gorgeous-lah katanya dalam hidup Akak, kan? Tapi, mrasalah Akak *ini off record-tagged-entry nih yer dan meke2 yang ditagged oleh Akak untuk buat entry nih nanti, TAK PAYAH BUAT THIS PART! Ini Akak buat on my account sajork! Ngertik!?! Hiks!* ade lagi 25 photos yang bagi Akak, Akak dah klasifikasikan sebagai “25 Gorgeously WORTH-MENTIONING Photos In My Life” katanya… hiks! Ape kes? » Read more: Bile Akak memulakan ‘mukadimah’ October 2008 with… TAGGED ENTRY

Bile Akak dah start doing series of ‘Tagged’ entries katanya…

September 11th, 2008

Hah! Hoh! Mrasalah by doing series of ‘TAGGED’ entries, katanya, wujudlah…

Tagged Entries – the series…

Katanye yer… ‘The series’ yer? Hiks! Mrasalah semuanya gara2 bil2 tertunggak (aippp! Jgn dok pikiaq kot lain nah!) of tag tagged tagging/ meme entries! Mueiueieueieu mrasa!!!

Bagi memulakan upacara majlis “Tagged Entries – the series…” ini, ha, allow Akak to sexplain sikit entry2 yang bakal moncol dalam entry ini (and also the entry2 yang akan datang – matilah PART 1 2 3 and infinity! LOL!) adalah hasil entry2 hutang from the following Hamba Allah (s)…. *the (s) part refers to bukan seorang saje yang men-tagging Akak nih ha; mrasalah plural for 2 3 orang! Hiks!*

  • Isis Natasha: “A nameless tagged entry” and “Tagged – 8 random habits/ facts about yourself” (I was so bloody sure it was 3 tagged entries yang aku hutang kau – nape aku rase aku nampak 2 jer? Hurm… maybe yang the 3rd one tu aku dah buat ke noq? Mati la pelupa; and me worries not too – because I know u ols also dosi lupa! HAHAHAHA!)
  • Shikin: “10 most gorgeous picture u have in ur life” and “Anugerah Blogger 2008″ (Actually I believe the 2nd one nih bukannye officially can be claimed as a tagged entry. Tapi since Akak nengok yang dapat awards tu dapat from someone else yang dapat from someone else juger, and yang baru dapat tu pulak *i.e. in this case, si Shikin dearest ni la kan* pi pass award tu kat orang lain pulak *namely Akak lew…* and so I take it as a passing2 award entry thus menjadikan ia as a tagged entry, yes? Hiks! Matila rajin terlampau…)

Errr sape yang 2 3 orang mentagging Akak tu? So far can see only 2 kan? Ah yes – ABAH! What u tagging tagalog tanglong I ols dulu eh? Sudah ingatkah dikau? Matilakau pun 2 x 5 sama macam Akak, pelupos. Tapi Akak pasti memang ade u ols tagged Akak. Cepat, gi check ur Archive and let me know! Hiks!

Dan dengan itu, maka ujud lah kan these series of entries which Akak plan to clear-langsaikan all hutang2ans ‘Tagged’ Akak. Ha, senang! Baru leh pikirkan entry2 backdated yang len! Hiks! And no, these entries does not count as ‘Backdated’ entries la kan sebab mrasalah Akak memang lah ditagging magging berzaman sudah tapi since Akak memang plan to buat all from today onwards, jadi, mrasalah, backdated haponyo, kan? Hiks!

And so dalam siri yang pertama ni, meh, lekaih, kita mulakan dengan entry tagging from si Isis tu, yang pertamanye… iaitiew…

“TAGGED ENTRIES – The series”: Entry 01

“A nameless tagged entry” – Name 5 people you can think of right off the top of your head. Don’t read the questionnaire underneath until you write the names of all 5 people. This is a lot funnier if you write the names randomly. No Cheating!!

Hurmmm… five people at random this instant dalam otak blur kezombian Akak nih? Well, now, erm, hurm… owh well – here goes…:

1. Volksie | 2. C.A. | 3. Ginger | 4. 5thE | 5. Rania

Ha tudiah! 5 random names yang Akak teringat on the very spot katanya. Ha, so now, what next? Owh yes – ‘Za Quezteeyonz!!!’ (Questions lah!)

***Reminder*** : Don’t read ahead unless you fill above names first! (Yer yer – dah letak dah name 5 orang tu in list of 1 to 5! Now move! Show me the questions!)

Question 1 : How do you meet 1?
Haiyoh! How did I 1st meet up with Volksie; errr *jeling kat Volksie – how la wak?!?!?!?!* Well lets just say it’s rather personal and a few selected people jer yang tahu, and from the list, I’d say semuanye tahu how I met Volksie, except for Rania of course. She in the first place, mrasalah kenal pun idak si Volksie, kan Rania? Hahahaha!

Question 2 : On the Scale of 1 – 10, how you rate your relationship with no 1?
Can I say, 11!?!?!?! Of course la can, right? Sebab it is beyond 10 pun, beyond any scales ever invented and created! (NO C.A, Rania, you two are NOT gonna start doing the U-mobile “No, cannot” script on me! Hahahaha!)

Question 3 : How long have you known 4?
My my – gosh! I’ve know u 5thE since those mIRC #SA and #GM days, kan? Togezer2 with Leo and all, kan? I’d say, since 1997, yes? Eh wait, no, 1998. Yeah yeah, 1998… :) So that’s like, wow Fie… 10 years! 10 long years! :)

Question 4 : How do you know number 3?
Hahahaha how Akak kenal Ginger!?!?!?!? DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT! Mati la sentip! Hahaha kalau it was the time dia kalahkan mek in IQP 2006, mak don’t mind babbling about it! But not the 2003 Miss Universe, na ah! (There, you have it – cemana Akak kenal Ginger! It was during our 1st pageant together, Miss Universe 2003; yer yer yer, the one she kalahkan Akak itiew ler! Hahaha) Eh but wait up la gal – we got to know each other a week or so la kot before the pageant; remember during the practice with Eva at GlittersDotCom’s HQ studios katanya in Pandan Cahaya? Ah yes – that was the time I first jumpe number 3, eh, I mean, Ginger… LOL!

Question 5 : Where is number 5 now?
Aiyoh! Tadi jer baru lepas lepak dengan Rania, with C.A. and Mamizackzali kat umah Mami tgk Zathura. Hiks! I guess now, she’s (SHE? LOL!) back at home, tidurans lah gamaknye! It’s 3.35am for crying out loud! LOL!

Question 6 : A fact about number 1?
A fact about number 1, hurmmm… Dia seperangai sepesen dan also seacuan nevertheless I see great deal of number 1 (Volksie) in C.A., hiks! Eh, wait, is this a fact? A fact, fakta, true enuff la kan? Wouldn’t you agree on this, dear Ginger and 5thE??? :)

Question 7 : Who is no 4 going out with?
Who is 5thE going with? Errr the last time yang Akak keep track was someone from Malacca, yes? Now tak sure la pulak. What you think I am, 5thE P.A.??? LOL!

Question 8 : What does no 1 do for living?
He works! Hiks! What work? I’d say VARIOUS! Orang kalau dah ade banyak experiences, telan garam dah berapa tong dah, got bakats in almost everything and anything, haiyak, kire doesn’t matter what work he buat he’ll surely finds a way to survive!

Question 9 : Would you live with number 3?
Live with Ginger? Why not? Ok jer – but harus lah dua dua orang gaduh jer tang2 malam; and somemore si fuki tu kan memang suka cari pasal, mrasalah Akak takut kalau live with dia, Akak terus drama LARI DARI RUMAH DIA! Eh wait, why should me and G live in HER house pulak? *E eh? Tetiber… hahaha!

Question 10 : What do you like about no 2?
Dia creative, ade jer care nak buat itu ini, AND he’s a good cook! Konyang eden! Hihihi!

Question 11 : Do you miss number 5?
Errr – tadi jer baru jumpe, motif nak miss miss? Mrasalah even if 2 3 hari tak jumpe pon, motif, lesbianismkah kami? LOL! Miss sebagai kawan tu ade la, tapi kalau tak jumpe like sebulan or so. Kalau takat sehari dua, something wrong somewhere la kot with Akak nih kalau dok tak duduk tetiber Akak nak miss Rania Escova Absorber! LOL!

Question 12 : Would you make out with number 4?
HAHAHAHAHA PETIR!!! Hahaha never! Takmoh! TAKKK KOTTT! Ish! Choy lah! NEXT!!?!?!?

Question 13 : What’s your opinion of number 2?
Talented, stubborn, kind-hearted, determined, caring and helpful! :)

Question 14 : What is your favorite memory with number 5?
Favorite memory with Rania? Erm – last year kot, or was it early this year, time gi fun fair dengan dia and C.A. Time tu C.A. dinch mau kenaikkans one of the scarry jap jap naik jap jap turun, spinning around 180deg. ride yang maha lajiew itiew; and there you have it, Rania and Akak jer naik mendealah tu and I do mean, Akak AND Rania SAJER – matilah seats lain KOSONG sebab, tah? Tak der orang nak naik, lantak la. Kami nak naik juger! And once naik, matilah dua dua terpekik terlolong melolong jerits mintak the ride diberhentikan sebab takiuttts, ingat tak Rania!?! LOL!

Question 15 : What would you do if number 1 going out with number 2?
Errr – I would, erm, PITAM?

Question 16 : Ever had a long conversation with number 5?
Aiyoh! Ade – time tu, lepas dia buat scene gangster dia tu tumbuk meja batu – OPS! Waktu tu Akak baru balik Gold Coast, and Akak dapat tau tentang dilema Rania dikata2 macam2 oleh ppl and all, and since dia sakit kat umah, and alone since parents dia gi KL, mrasalah Akak remember datang ke umah dia and had a loooooooooooooooooooooong talk with dia pasal masalah dia and all. It was a good long conversation la kan Rania? (Dengan Ginger, laaagi SELALU we had long chats, kan gal? Mati la tetiber tetap juger nak selit fakta ni! LOL!)

Question 17 : Have you ever slept at number 2’s house?
Yes, penah – tapi bukan bermalam la. Ala ala tidur2 petang kat umah C.A. tu. Datang nak tgk dia buat hantaran; last last hantaran tu pulak tgk Akak! LOL!

Question 18 : Do you hang out with number 3 often?
Boleh tahan juger lah… Nape tanye? Jeles? OPS!

Question 19 : Who do you known the longest?
*Drumroll please…* Isn’t it obvious? Of course lah 5thE! Hiks!

Question 20 : How often do you talk to number 1?
Selalu la juger – over the phone. Tapi kalau chat, dah sah sah ler tiap2 hari! Dia kan senior chatter dalam Cbox Akak, merangkap penunggu Cbox, ko kenapa!?! Hiks!

Question 21 : What about number 2?
Talk to C.A.? Everyday kot… if not everyday, every two days gittu2 la. Dah sah sah tang2 malam jumpe… haruslah ber-talking bagai. Kami berdua belom “SELAMAT TINGGAL SEMUA” lagi yer! Ops!

Question 22 : Have you every thought 3 more than a friend?
Hahahahahah GILA! SR suke la ala ala konsep2 lesbianism tu! But honestly, memang Akak rase Ginger bukan skadar kawan – tapi dia la SAHABAT!

Question 23 : Maybe you want to go out for a date with number 5?
Yeah, maybe – IF Akak dah hilang kewarasan! Gile! Suke kan nak suruh petir sambar menyambar kilat guruh berdentum flashing segala bagai on Rania for going out on a date with Akak, kan? KESIAN la kat dia. Ops! Motif, soalan bertema-konsepkan bertanyakan Akak, kan? Motif petir bagai nak kena kat Rania? Hehehe saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaje!

Question 24 : Do you dream about number 2?
Ade kot sekali dua tapi bukan mimpi pelik2 nah. Mimpi whereby number 2 ADO dalam mimpi Akak tu; the latest mimpi hari tu ape tah C.A.? Owh yes – mimpi yang u ols balik dari Singapore, I was at the airport waiting for u alih2 u came out of the terminal, lalu depan hem, dinch pandang dinch tegur dinch prasan terus catwalk menuju ke Rania yang tunggu at the other end. Mrasalah apakah maksud mimpi itiew? Number 2 and 5, destinied to be tugeza? (together)? Hahahaha DAK KOT…

Question 25 : What did number 4 did to you that you never forget?
Hmmm – insiden wallet hilang and I had no one else to turn to and tatau nak buat ape (time tgh mentah, budak2 lagi – I believe this was among the 1st few meets we had, kan Fie?) and then u took me buat police report segala bagai. I wonder did I say TQ to you back then? Kalau belom, or even if I already did, nevermind – I’ll say it again; THANK YOU Fie! :)

Question 26 : What have you done to number 1 that he never forget?
Errr wak! Apedia wak? What have I done to u yang u’ll never forget? Menyusahkan you at every pageants? Hehehehe – HEY! Mana la Akak nak tahu! This q, gi la tanye si Volksie sendiri! Motif tanya Akak? Akak can read minds ah now? Hehehehe…

Question 27 : What is number 3’s hobby?
Hahahah that’s easy – BERMULUT JAHAT MENAMBAHKAN PERISA KEJAHATAN MENINGKATKAN TAHAP DOSA! Kan gal? OPS! Matila aku kena peligan dengan Ginger lepas nih! LOL!

Question 28 : Who do u want to tag?
Can I like, NOT tag anyone? Sebab kalau Akak tag pon, like ado ke Akak buat follow ups or ade ke yang actually buat tagging2 Akak tagkan pada diaorang? Hiks! Well ok – for the sake of the formality of the tagging magging, Akak letakkan below 5 nama yang Akak tagkan entry nih. Tapi hampa nak buat ke idak, hey I won’t force. Kalau ghajin, buat. Kalau malas, ikut suka lantak hampa la kan… ;)

  1. Ginger (Tobat confirm confident pok-pok nih takkan buat! Hahahaha kan gal?)
  2. 5thE (Erm, MUNGKIN kot dia akan buat… )
  3. Rania (Dia tgh gigih berblogging – maklumlah, newbies, mesti rajin tahap gaban punye la kan? Tak per Rania tak per. You can COMPOSE and SAVE AS DRAFT dulu dalam your laptop di rumah. Mrasalah lepas tu bawak laptop, kite pi Nasmir or Salam, u ols can just terus publish, kan senang? LOL!)
  4. Shikin (Ha nah! Hamek! Akaks kasik kau pulak tagging magging entry! Hiks!)
  5. Hurmmm – sape eh sorang lagi? Ah yes mrasalah Dona AND Aida! Buat lekaih!!! (Errr… Dona AND Aida, bukannye 2 orang tau! Well, actually they are – tapi if tanpa each other, diaorang ala ala tak lengkap, ala ala Siamese twins spastic yang berpenyakit! Ha, once diaorang disatukan, mrasalah – GEGARANS!!! So mrasalah depa dua orang Akak jadikan as 1 person! Dan for that, bonus la juger – we get to read 2 entries tagged from 2 different ppl but so very alike; THAT IS, IF only diaorang decides to buat entry tagged nih la kan… LOL!)

Ha, ok, dah – habis dah kan? HOYEH! 1 down, 3 to go! Sambungans laters! Daaa!!!

PS: This entry really brings back memories, old… fond memories… and gets us all up, up and laughing all the way (IF only korang paham lawaknye la kan! LOL!)

Next: “TAGGED ENTRIES – The series”: Entry 02

Bile Akak thought it was just yesterday…

September 6th, 2008

… that I last posted an entry katanya – nah! Mrasa! Puppappuppap, last entry posted, September 3rd, and today, mrasalah dah 6th! Ish! Tak sedar sunggoh noh masa berlalu… Nak kata busy ya amats, well, ade la jugak busy-nye – lite2 katanya. But then again… oh well, tak perlu la Akak nak whining segala bagai kan… anyways, baru 2 hari Akak missed out on my daily entry postings, kan? Bukannye 2 bulan MIA (Missing In Action), kan? LOL!

Ok so what should Akak berbloggingkan kali iniew, eh? Hmmm… Well, I was thinkin’ of doing some small, slight lite lite changes with the blog’s layout – ala ala Akak rase, Akak thought, it was just yesterday jer Akak got this template – alih2 now Akak rase the sudden urge nih… kan? So mrasalah if the blog korang nengok upside down tonggang terbalik (eh wait, is it tonggang or tunggin eh? Ops!), ha, pepaham jer lah, work in progress katanye… Hiks!

But ala ala let Akak berikan preview of what Akak feeling2 will be coming soon ke blog Akak nih… Entries like:

  1. Tagged entries by Shikin and Isis (matilakau Isis, mak owe u 3 tagged entries, kan? Shikin dah 2, mengejar kau! So kau jangan feeling nak kasik the 4th entry untuk mak buat eh semata2 nak jarakkan diri kau sebagai orang yang men-tag aku paling banyak – ok!? Sial tau, mak dah tua. Mak tak larat lah! OPS!)

Erm tu jer kot!!! Ops! Yer lah, tagged entries pun dah berape banyak dah tu – 4 or 5 dah, kan? Well, not unless Akak buat pembalasan dendaman all 4 5 tagged entries kujadikan 1 entry warkah panjang gile babs, hahaha that’ll be the day, yes?

PS: Eh wait, Abah, matila – u ols also got tagging me kan? Mek dah buat ke belom tatau? Matila Akak rase belom! LOL!

Meme/ Tagged – AGAIN! Haiiihhh!!!

June 7th, 2008
Katenye yer – takkk sudah sudah lah ditaggad bermeme bagai segala, kan? Hahaha takper, Akak nak jadi cam Encik Abah kiter lah! Sekali dia bedal, habis semua 5 6 7 8 entry tagged dia habiskan dalam satu entry! Clust! Hiks!

And so kali iniew, erm, I kindda like terlupa dos siapa tatau yang bertagging MEME bagai kat mek? Was it Neo ah? Hurm… Neo, ko tagging mek kan? Hurmmm… Mati la TUA dan PELUPA yer? LOL!

Ok, so, lets mrasa – apakah kesah tagging magging kali nih pulak dah… hurmmm… Harap2 yang tak perlu guna-kerah-perah otak Akak pepagi buto dalam keadaan kezombians iniew! Hiks!

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

Eh Neo, soalan tak cakap nape u ols pilih your answers as the answers pong? Like, tak der pulak Akak bace tang mana2 which says that you need to justifikasikan jawapans anda, kan? Habis tu, napo mung buat macam len jer Akak tgk? Hehehe suke kan!

Oklah, lets get this over and done with (mati la entry tertunggak berzaman tok kadok banyak lagi belom Akak siapkan – die la all DRAFTS!)

Ok, first things first… Mrasa… *Tarik nafazzz… haiiihhh! Ok, let the MeMe begin nah…

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

  • Subang “‘Jem’ and The Holograms” itiew!!! Harus, wajib! All hadek2 must get one untuk memudahkan transformasi! Ops!
  • Ala yang mampu mengfinalizekan apakah orientasi sebenar seseorangs jantan itiew; like, the device can tell like this guy tu, gayah ka, gibek ka, woman trapped inside ka apa ka, kan? Straight-nan-ado ka? Kan, senang sikit! Useful jugak buat the girls. Yerlah, tak susah2 nak worry “Eh, aku kawen ngan mamat nih, straight ke bengkok eh? Hurmmm…” Kan? Hiks!
  • Alat yang mampu menyiapkan blog entry dan siap publishkan bagai dengan hanya reading from the blogger’s mind. KAN!? Maka tiadalah entry2 tertonda! All I’ve got to do is just pikiaqkan dalam kapla hotak, and walla! SIAP! Hiks!
  • Toilet untuk hadek2. Yer la. Hadek2 skarang kadang2, bila dragun, kengkadang segan nak masuk toilet pompuan and kengkadang pompuans pun feel uncomfy la kan. Nak masuk toilet laki, haiyoh – parah! And bila time tak dragun, kang masuk toilet laki, katanya nak churs la. So nak masuk toilet pompuan, harus kena peligan. Memandangkan we’re living dalam donia moden serba pesat membangun, buat la satu toilet menusia donia ketiga. Kan? OPS!

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

  • Airbus A380. Dengan Boeing 747 ‘The Jumbo’ tu pun, ala ala kalau sekali terhempas, naya ja brapa ratus nyawa can terkorban, MOTIF nak menggandakan jumlah kalau sekali A380 tu terbaaaabbboooommm, kan? Hish! Choy! Touch wood!!!
  • The CLEO Magazine’s 50’s Most Eligible Bachelor award itiew! Like, never la should diaorang buat. Asik2 every year bile time for the award to be given out to that most eligible bachelor, Akak akan ‘kering’. YER LAH! Asik ‘BASAH’ jer tgk jantan2 itiew; and to think that most of them mai from Malaysia noh? Aiyoh! Not good not good!
  • Fat – yang digunakan sikit2 dalam makanan and minuman and snacks bagai, patutnya tidak diwujudkan. Dengan ketiadaan kandungan fat yang ada kalanya melampau2 dalam sesetengah kandungan makanan/ minuman, maka, Akak won’t get fat lepas eating like a mad pig! Hiks! Girangsnye!!! THEN only I can say “I wish to eat everything, in the world. And I would eat everything twice!” Hiks!
  • VIncci shoes for ladies! Patutnya Vincci tu buat untuk Adik2 jer. Ops! For ladies, depa pi la ke La Primavera ka, Jimmy Choo ka, Stuart Weitzman ke ape ke, kan? Vincci and Nose, ha, tu satu lagi, buat la utk adik2. Hiks! (Mati la part nih sebenarnya Akak kering kontang idea memikirkan apekebendenye yang should hot have been invented! And THANK GOD am done! Hiks!)

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

  • Akak PEKAK la at times; tu lah, gara2 dok dengaq MP3/ walkman/ discman dulu time2 zaman2 mudo dulu – ditambah-campur pulak time keje dengan MH, mrasalah peeekak jer memanjang! Bak kata kawan maktok mek dulu once cakap kat maktok mek (time tu mek tgh dok rewind my walkman, ala ala the ear peace tu still terlekat intact bagai dalam telinga but I could hear the two ol’ ladies punye conversation la kan… “Ni,… Cik Sham. Saya kesian la tgk cucu Cik Sham…” And then my maktok menjawab, “Awatnya?” Nahhh! That’s it – terus… “Dak la, tu ha, kesian, kecik2 lagi DAHHH PEKAK sampai kena pakai alat pendengaran!” Isk isk isk, mau ko tak sentap? Hahaha! Aiyoh! Lari topic nih! LALALALA! Next!!!
  • I don’t fancy ‘BUSINESS’ sangat la sebenarnye! OK, shall not go into details. Cukup la hampa tahu ‘BUSINESS’ bukan lah dalam kapla hotak Akak nih selaliew. Hiks! Mati la prefer ‘CHARITY’ eh? LOL!
  • Emmm, what else eh? Ah yes; here goes. Hampa tau dak Akak nih pernah ado history at the age of 3 ke 4 years old tatau, dahhh mula pandai ‘berpenyakit’ katanya. Penyakit apa? Ok. I’ll give u guys a hint2 nah. Penyakit ini membuatkan si pesakit rasa tak comfy, very the memulas2 rasanya pewot, bagaikan kembong masuk angin, dicubanya push takmoh nak kuar, hasilnya, pelarian satu compound rumah nangis2, berpeloh2, gara2 cuba dengan gigih untuk mereleasekan ‘itiew’. No, bukan perangan kuat drama sentap sentip dq bagai lah! HISH! I was referring to Akak tak bley buang air besau at that young age – sentap sundels dengar my folks told me about the story. LOL! Nak tergelak pun ada kat diri sendiri, rasa kesian also got! Heheh mati la konfessin sedonia, noh? LOL!

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

  • Cottage Fries from Wise
  • Twisties
  • Chocolate MARS
  • Kit Kat
  • Owh yes – and the last one, NINI!!! Celup celup!!! NINI!!! Celup celup!!! Sapa still ingatkan NINI!? Hahaha!

Ok tak eh? Hehehe… Ok jer lalalalalala. Now, siapakah piuler Akak nak bertagging magging MeMe bagai nih… Hurm… ikut sukaaa lah! Sapa ghasa nak buat, buat lor sajork! :) Tapi jangan lupa mai habaq nah? Kami pong nak baca jugak! Hiks!

A meme/ tagged entry from 5thE… hiks!

May 7th, 2008
Dah lame la juger agaknye Akak dinch buat meme a.k.a. tagged entry nih; but thanx to 5thE Akak kembaliew dengan entry meme/ tagged entry katanye… hiks! Dan interestingnye tentang tagged/ meme entry kali iniew semuanye pasal 1, 1 and 1 only – mati la ‘One Night Only’, yer??? Hiks!

Kannn???

Dan bagi memenuhi kehendak every tagged/ meme entry, mrasalah, Akak nye jawapans to all the questions above, ya… :)

  • 1 minit yang lalu, ape ada buat? - smoking dalam garage sambil tenung langit berbintang 2 3 sajork… hiks!
  • 1 jam yang lalu, ape anda buat? - masak bread and butter pudding dengan Abang N sambil buat air ice lemon tea katanye… hiks!
  • 1 hari yang lalu, apa anda buat? - berado di Hollywood in Gold Coast katanya – mrasalah, Warner Brothers Gold Coast theme park adventure!
  • 1 jam lagi, apa anda akan buat? - buat taik mato; tido lah!
  • 1 hari lagi, ape anda akan buat? - as planned dalam itinerary/ program holiday trip Akak iniew… SHOPPING di area Surfers Paradise
  • 1 orang yang terakhir sms kamu? - local friend in Gold Coast!
  • 1 orang yang terakhir menelefon kamu? - missed call from a private number on my Maxis number; Volksie, kamukah? Hiks!
  • 1 mkanan yang baru dibeli? - erm… hurmmm… Raspberry Yogurt! Hiks!
  • 1 barang yang baru hilang? - hilang? Barang? Hurmmm… nan ado. But if hilang pada awalnye, later jumper balik, boleh dikire tak? Hiks!
  • 1 cerita yang baru ditonton? - ‘Over Her Dead Body’ dengan C.A.
  • 1 hal yang terakhir digosipkan? - dengan BBM and Kak Long about how my auntie sudah hilang deria rase gara2 sudah tidak mampu merase kerana overdose sireh!
  • 1 kata yang ingin diluahkan…? - ‘WHY?’
  • 1 buku yang sudah dibaca? - magazine leh diambil kire as buku tak? Hehehehe
  • 1 penyakit yang sering datang? - migraine, always lah! Hiks!

Yes! Dalam keadaan mengantiuks, Akak berjaye juger habis menjawab all the questions!!!

Mrasa, now, Akak nak meme-kan sape pulak, eh? Y Darklighter, Redmummy, mrasa! Hiks! Dan tetiber Akak lapaq- ish!

Taggie x 2

March 27th, 2008

sam milby again
Originally uploaded by stuffilike
Kaedahnye… Akak kembalians yer, setelah demam sudah demah – eh, wait, is it demam dah demah, or demah dah demam? Ke the word is kebah? Hummmm – whatever it is, point Akak is that Akak dah sihat – ahahaha, bole? LOL!.

Dan Akak kembali dengan Sam Milby, si Pinoy kacak dalam pic yang ado kat sebelah kanan entry nih yer… Dia menemani Akak dengan senyuman plastiknya yer… Tell all the readers Sam, Akak kali nih kembali dengan entry ape yer? (Maaacam ler tak leh bacer title entry tu, kan? LOL!) Laliew, sambil tersenyum plastiknya itiew Sam Milby, one of the top 10 hottest pinoy dalam Flickr Akak itiew pun berkata…

“Yer… Akak Laurielle kembalian, bersama entry taggie tagged x 2 yer…”.

‘x 2′???!? Ape yang ‘x 2′ nye you might wanna ask?

“2 entri taggie dalam satu entry la lahanats!!!”

Ha kau, tudiah! Kan dah kena lahanats katanya… LOL! Katanya Akak ditagged bertubi2 yer kali iniew, dan memandangkan Akak terlebih rajiewnst, maka, instead of buat dua entry, Akak just habiskan kedua2 entry dalam 1 entry post sajork… ;)


So siapakah yang men-taggie-tag-tagged-kan Akak piuler kali iniew? Yes peeps, this time, I am tagged by:

… Dan also ditagged-tagging-tag juga oleh:

Yes u ols, entry taggie kedua itiew dosi dibuat yer dahuliew kala – Entry Link. Akak tetapiew, for Miss Ebok, hanya untuk Miss Ebok katanye yer, tak per, nevermind, its ok – sorait!!! Since Akak sayang kat kau (walaupun temanye lepas Pilihanraya Umum ko kekwat menyepi dengan Akak), dan yang penting, memandangkan Akak dah pakai handbag bariew (yang berbeza dari dalam entry hat kat Blogdrive itiew ler), mrasalah Akak boleh di-tagged-tagging-tag again yer! LOL! Suker tak??? Ha… SUKE LAH tu, kan?!?

Dan dengan itiew… Akak bring u ols, my readers… to bahagian pertama entry yang confirm panjang berjela bagai iniew, iaitiew:

FIRST TAGGIE“My five favorite links” – tagging instructions: list out five (5) of your favorite links

Mati kah Akak kalau Akak senaraikan all five favorite links all as www.lealaurielle.com, www.lealaurielle.com, www.lealaurielle.com, www.lealaurielle.com dan www.lealaurielle.com? Hahahahaha! Siaulst tak!? LOL!

Anyways, hmmm… tagging instructions kali iniew is plain simple jer kan? Dinch lah pening2kepala lalats bagai – just listkan senarai 5 websites/ links kegemaran Akak katanya… Hurmmm… apakah erk 5 favorite links Akak? Aiyoh! Why 5! Why cannot lebih then 5 meh!? Hurmmm – decisions, decisions… ok… got ‘em. These links however will not include blogs eh, kalau idak, mampos lah mana nak cukup 5! Hiks! Eh, silap, bukan tak cukup, LEBIH dari 5 ler… LOL!

Airliners.Net Click on link to proceed to website

  • Airliners.Net – Akak kan minat segala bagai dalam dunia airlines and aviation iniew; ha, siniew la where Akak selalu spend time doin’ nuthing but just view gegambarans bagai. Macam2 ado, kills the time, sambil mulut ternganga nengok latest pics of airlines, aircrafts, cabin interiors bagai – disamping itiew, mengingatkan lah Akak kepada zaman2 Akak jadik cabin crew duliew… hiks! *sobs*

Flickr Click on link to proceed to website

  • Flickr – Semenjak dua menjak Akak got my own Flickr account (Pro-account lagik yiew, jangan jeeeleeesss! Hiks!), selain dari Akak sebok dok upload dan organize account Akak sendiri, Akak juger sker lah browsing bagai tgk pics2 Flickr members hat lenglains itiew; also, “Macam2 ado…” katanya… from normal, to X-rated (OPPPS! Mati la pecah lobang! LALALALA!). But overall katanya, Flickr iniew mampu membuka minda menjana pandangan yang lebih luas yer… Akak sker! Lets, tepok2 tangans… marik!!! :)

The Leading Hotels of the World Click on link to proceed to website

  • The Leading Hotels of the World – Bila dalam keadaan ketidak-kemampuans, dan bila tibanya masa ingin nak feeling2 berangans bagai, mrasa, kite ke website iniew; maaana lah tahu, kan? Bermula dengan hangan2 nak pi hotel2 bertaraf 5 6 7 bintang bagai yang luxurious katanya, ha… who knows? One day, menang loteri?! Ops! This site (also dengan website Airliners.Net itiew…) Akak sker gi bile time Akak tgh tensi-mensi bagai dan inginkan some peace and harmony. Orang kate, kalau nak relax, cuba2 pejam mata dan bayangkan somes-sthings nice bagai, kan? Hello!? Buat apa dan motifnya nak pejamkan mata bilamana mata tu boleh dicelik2-terbeliak2kan sebesar2 alam and surf these sites and relax and tersengih senyum berkhayal-ghoyan bagai, kan?! Hiks!

Myspace Click on link to proceed to website

  • Myspace – Selain dari checkin’ my own account, Akak memang suker masuk Myspace dan browse through, kalau idak nengok profile kengkawans checkin’ their latest updates, infos, photos or berlawan-hendap hantar-berbalas comments bagai, Akak akan ‘Search’ dan ‘Browse’ also nengok2 ahli2 Myspace yang bukan dalam friends-list Akak. Tapi yang sentapnye, kadang2 tu, terkena PRIVATE profiles – “Must be friends to view” katanya, tapi, tak der lah banyak dan sebanyak dalam Friendster – sebab itiew Akak dinchkan account Friendster Akak sangats pong… hiks!

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  • YouTube – Takkan korang tak gemar surf Youtube kots? Gilo ke hapo – AGAIN, “Macam2 ado la sundielst!!!”. I mean, just name it la, lately nih segala-macam-bagai ado, and with the latest RealPlayer, Akak get to download most of the clips from YouTube masuk PC; bukan ke sonang citer namanya itiew???… Hiks! :)

Ha… tudiah… Akak dah habis entry taggie pertama… 5 favorite websites, hmmm… macam tak puas sangats… hhhurmmmm, agak2nye lepas nih, ada sapa2 dak nak taggie tag tag Akak with “15 favorite Porno sites” pulak? Hehehe Akak ade baaanyaks!!! OPS!CLEO, don’t even THINK about tagging me with such tag! Akak takkan buat! Kalau ko buat jugak, Akak akan… buat referral link back to your blog dengan caption; “SILA RUJUK MAK HAYAM BIDANG XXX – Cleo” Ko mau!? Hehehehe (Nih aku nih macam nak menyuruh-mengadakan jer, kan? Hehehe mana leh beb, P&C maaa!!! Tapi kalau ko nak share passwords to male-porno sites, mrasalah e-mailkan kat Akaks, you know my e-mail add, kan? OPS lagi!!! Lalalalala!!!)

Now, what’s next? Ha… mrasa… entry taggiew kedue Akak yer… hmmmm, mati lah panjang berjela entry iniew!!!; tetiber Akak feeling2 macam ade “SAMBUNGAN”/ “TO BE CONTINUED” jer? LOL!

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SECOND TAGGIE“Ada apa dalam handbag/ What’s in your handbag @ bag?” – tagging instructions: list out the things that are in your bag

Ha… mujur Akak tgh rajin; kalau idak, feeling2 KUAT sangat Akak nak “TO BE CONTINUED” jer dalam entry lain. Tapi tadi dok sebok kata taggie entry x 2 entries in 1 entry posting, kan? LOL!

To Miss Ebok tersayang; mintak hampun mintak makhaps nah but tagging-tagged-tag nye dari kau iniew, yang sangat past tense yer! Motif ko baru nak dapat/ buat? Hahaha! Tapi, its sokay, its sorait! Like Akak cakap tadi earlier on, since Akak sayangkan ko, Akak buat jugak…

So… mrasa… ada apadia tatau in handbag/ bag harian Akak itiew (yang di cariuts oleh Miss Ebok sebagai bag yang leh sumbat-semunyikkan my own face katanya sebab besau sangats! Siaulsts!) Hiks!

Maaf diatas kualitis pic yang kekurengan kejelasannye yer! Akak dinch bawak camera digital Akak kali nih (which normally ado jer dalam bag itiew, tapi tadi Akak pi charge batteri.
So lupalah nak boh balik dalam bag – mati la ALASAN!);
yang ado was my N93i camera-phone jer, which explained why gambar tak clear sangat-
dan why dalam gambar tu ado nampak 2 hp jer instead of 3 hps… mrasalah hat ketiga itiew digunakan utk menangkap-ambil-snappy gambar iniew! Like, duh!?

Kaedahnye, jangan memain2 yer; katanya bag boleh disumbat-isi-semunyikkan Akak nye own face, kan, mrasalah boleh boh macam2 sebab bag galas harian Akak yang womanst itiew besau yer… hiks! Padini & Co. nah! Jgn memain!!! Hiks! Jadi – ada apakah dalam bagkiew itiew? Lets nengok list Akak buat iniew…

  • 1. Notebook – yes u ols! Mrasalah bag Akak, boleh menyumbat laptop/ notebook Akak dan boleh la Akak galas pi merata satu pekan (sampai bahu Akak naik merah lekat bekas galas – pedih sundielst!); most of the time Akak tak bawak la dalam bag nih, tapi nak dijadikan citernye, hari nih, dok dalam bag Akak nih, so, mrasalah… hiks!
  • 2. External Hard-driveYES! Never leave home without this one; segala mak nenek Akak sumbat dalam itiew… Back-up files ado, new files ado… memacams lah! Penting sangats, dinch bols ditinggal2kan ketepian gitiew…
  • 3. Laptop gadgets and etc. – all segala mak neneks Akak nye Thumbdrives, Scandisk Minicard adapters lah, extra batteries utk USB cordless mouse Akak la and stuffs; semuanya kena bawak, kang tak bawak, batteri kong ka, nak save tak cukup space ke ape ke, susah – jadi, biarlah bag Akak berat janji “SEMUANYA ADO”… hiks!
  • 4. Toiletry bag – Toiletry bag First Class SQ – Singapore Airliens ok (jangan memains!), containing the followings; 4-a: Miyami compac powder (WAJIB!), facial powder-puff/sponge (WAJIB ALSO!), contact lense solution/ casing, Vaseline (both, Lip Therapy and multi-usage pure petroleum jelly pack/ box – MATI LA MULTI USAGE yer? LOL!) and also perfume yer – HARUS tu! (BTW, its Dior Higher Energy – mati la perfume for men noh? What to do; Akak seorang woman yang ghairah dengan bauan lelaki sejatiew… sial tak? HAHAHA!) LOL!
  • 5. Ciggie - Plus 5-a: extra lighter, just in case; hobby Akak kan suke hilangkan lighter! LOL!
  • 6. Wallet – Aiyoh! PENTING iniew! Nyawa-lah iniew!!!
  • 7. Chewable Vitamin-C 500 from 21st Century
  • 8. Handphones(dengan nada suara character Gollum of Lord of the Rings; HooKsie pandai la buat impersonation suara Gollum tu, kan Hooksie? Mati la Akak!!!)… Myyy ppprrreeeciiiouuusss!!!
  • 9. MP3 player – Aiyoh! Without this, cemana Akak nak catwalk dan abaikan carutans orang kiri kanan Akak?! Hiks! (Mati la “PANDANG SINI BIADAP!!!” katanya Akak Ginger yer, kan C.A.? Hiks!)
  • 10. Sebatang pen berdakwan biriew – Ini penting yer; you never know bile peminats nak datang serbu kat kite, and mintak autographs kat notebooks lah, buku lah, dahi lah, vontots lah, kan TT? Ops!
  • 11. Drinks – Normally either Nescafe Original, or Lipton Ice Tea – but in this case, Akak berbekalkan both! LOL!

Dan kaedahnye, begitiewlah citernye isi-pati-kandungan bag Padini & Co. Akak itiew yer… Miss Ebok, anda puas hati? Suke? Suke lerrr tiew… NOW Akak dah penat… Daaa…

PS: “Takkan Akak tak nak men-tag sesiapa pulak???” Soalnye dengan penuh manja, si Sam Milby pada Akak; dan lalu Akak menjawab…

Ahhh! X kuasa lah Akak!!! Kali iniew, Akak dinch mau tuju-kan pada sesiapa in specific; Akak nak meng-‘awam’-kan tagging-tag-tagged entry iniew; dalam arti-katanya yang lain, entry iniew di-generalkan; entry iniew di-tag-tagged-tagging-kan pada sesiape yang terasa nak buat. Tagging-tag instructions dah ado, so, mrasa lah; sila silakan lah buat bagi mereka yang berminat dan hat rajin tu yer. Tapi jgn la lupa mai habaq kat kami kat sini suruh pi nengok & baca! Kalau idak, sia2 jer buat tapi tak der sape bace… lain la blog u ols ade confirm 3000 readers daily, kan? LALALALALALALA baik baik dari demam nih, mulut bertambah jahat, awat tatau!? LALALALALA!

Dan… maka… dengan itiew…

- T.h.e E.n.d -

Tagged… – I’ve been…

March 14th, 2008
Sudah beberapa purnama Akak dinch buat entry Meme or Tagged Tagging bagai iniew, kan? Hiks! … Errr… Apakah itiew entry Meme/ Tagged Tagging entry u ask me? Alah u ols nih, itiew pun dinch hui ke? Hehehe always tau! Ok, so, entry tagged tagging meme bagai iniew sebenarnye… well… erm… actually kan… erm, hurmmm…. cemana eh? Nak sexplain!? Erm, hish, tetiber I’ve lost for words dan tak gherti nak explain. Bukan tatau, tapi Akak cam tatau nak put in words… Erm… in other words, Akak tatau jugak la kan? Heheheh tapi Akak faham konsep konteks motif entry meme/ tagged bagai iniew. Cuma definasi sajork Akak dinch hui. Heheheh!!!

Tak per tak per… that’s ok that’s alright… lets la u ols, purak2 paham sajork, yek? Tak yah la kita acting stewpiewd walaupun sememangnye stewpiewd… OPS!

Mrasa… Akak sebenarnye dah banyak baca entry2 bloggers lain yang ditagged dan later on men-tagging bagai kat bloggers lain. But then, its just that my name tak diincluded sebagai mangsa tagged. Hiks! So jadi la Akak rindiew juger yer akan entry Tagging bagai iniew. Dannn.. kaedahnye… Tetiber…


Akak di tagged meme bagai katanya. Giraungst lah! Namun al-akan tetapiew… sekali Akak dapat tagged by si Goddess Isis itiew, tah pa per punye Tagging Tagged Meme entry pulak dah yang Akak kena buat daaa…

INSTRUCTIONS: You guys kene menjawab soalan- soalan yang telah pun disediakan. Tetapi here’s the twist; you lots have to answer the questions sambil mendengar lagu di Winamp or any music players, with list of my favorite songs in random/ shuffle mode. And to make things even interesting, the questions are to be answered based on the songs you are currently listening to – like for each new question, you gotta hit “NEXT” kat your player and see what song comes up next, and from there, you gotta answer the q and the answer gotta be berdasarkan atau berkaitan dengan that particular song. Nasib la kan… LOL!!

It took me a while to understand the concept of the whole entry. Sure, I understood ape yang disuruhnya Akak buat. Tapi what Akak kurang pahem would be, MOTIFNYA nak suruh ikut the rules and regu. walhal I could just simply make it all up and all bagai kan without having u lots knowing the truth ke ape ke la kan.

But then again, Akak pikir2kan,… “What the hell – buat sajork la kan…” katanya hatiew keciewlst kiew iniew… hiks!

Tapi Akak dinch la mau caruts Isis yang telah men-tag-kan Akak untuk buat entry iniew sepertimana Isis mencaruts Y katanya… I quote…

Mencik la kene tag tag tag inniew u’ols. Hiks! But tak per la. But I’m so so so sorry Neo aka Lulu cos meks lambat update ittiew tag entry cos biasa la meks busy sedikit u’ol.s. Dan meks lihat tag entry inniew bgitu fofular right now sampai si Y membut tag entry inniew walaupun die tak kene tag. Sedih kehidupan die tak der org nak tag die. Nampak sangat kehadiran Y di muka bumi Allah inniew hanyalah seperti melukut di tepian gantang. LOL!!! (matilah meks!! )

Isk isk isk… Isis… Isis… sunggoh biadap maka nurakalah jawabnya kehidupan mu dengan mulut puaka ko tu kan; patut la burung dok 2 saat dalam mulut ko pun leh koma dan terus mati, kan? OPS! Akak takmo caruts… takmo caruts… FOR NOW! Hahahahaha I’ll save the best for last! Mati la carut juger, kan!? Hahahahaha… Jadi, skarang iniew, Akak proceed buat the Meme/ Tagged entry itiew yer – mrasa…

Tagged! - You’ve been…

Soalan #1 : If someone say “Is This Ok?” You say?
Song : Beautiful Liar – Beyonce & Shakira
Answer : Mati lah kalau orang tanye Akak “Is this ok u ols?” Akak would go like… either sincerely jawab ok ke tak, but most of the time, would be like “Ok jer la la la la la la la” WALAUPUN tak ok katanya, kan? Hahahah mati la Akak lah the beautipool liar, kan!? LOL! Paham dak? Harap2 paham la noh – sebab, Akak tak paham! HAHAHA!

Soalan #2 : What would best describe your best personality?
Song : Diamonds Are Forever (Mantronik Remix) – Shirley Bessy
Answer : Motif best personality Akak bagaikan Diamonds? Berkilauan senantiasa? Hahah owh itiew pastiew sudah – TQ krayolans! Hahahahaha! Forever lagi tu katanya eh? Mrasalah personality Akak yang shining mining to the glory hole of survivals ala ala FOREVER katanya kan… Dan, kalau didengarnya bebetiewlst lirik lagiew itiew, ade satu part… “TOUCH IT… STROKE IT AND UNDRESS IT…” katanya Shirley – ha, sunggoh melambangkan personality terhebats unggul Akak yer yang memang gemar to touch, stroke and undress… Eh, shouldn’t it be undress, touch and stroke? Hurm…. OPS!!!

Soalan #3 : What do you like in a guy/girl?
Song : Buttons – PCD
Answer : MOTIF!?!?!?!?!?! Akak sker belly BUTTON ciktans kah? Mati la fetish PUSAT yer? Ke gemarkan butang baju lelaki or pompuans? Akak tak paham again!

Soalan #4 : How do you feel today?
Song : Rock Steady – All Saints
Answer : Aiyoh! Volksie! Lagu Rock Steady tu u ols cakap ala ala konsep pelach sangats, kan? Yang dosi ready for action bagai, kan? Haiyoh! Akak feeling2 pelach ke today!? (Today saje ke? LOL!)

Soalan #5 : What is your life purpose?
Song : Breaking Dishes – Rihanna
Answer : HAHAHAHAHA have I said enough!?!?!? Hahaha mati la ARCOPAL dan QUEEN ANNE BBM dearie! Hahahaha!

Soalan #6 : What is you motto?
Song : Born To Make You Happy – Britney Spears
Answer : Haiyoh! Born to make WHO happy lah!? Myself?! Hahahaha!

Soalan #7 : What do your friends think about you?
Song : Ku Cuba Untuk Mengerti – Siti Nurhaliza
Answer : Lalalala – to all FRIENDS… apa lagi yang korang nak cuba untuk mengerti lagi iniew???

Soalan #8 : What do you think about your parents?
Song : Be Good To Me – Ashley Tisdale
Answer : Aiyoh! Is this a statement about my parents yang dipahami as they ols are good to me, ataupiewns, ini instruksi Akak buat parents Akak untuk treat me well dan be good to Akak? Bukan always ke they’ve been treating me good? Depa yang patutnya nyanyi “LKY – be good to us!” hahahaha kan!?

Soalan #9 : What do you think about very often?
Song : Keliru – Misha Omar
Answer : Again – perlu kah Akak elaborate-kan this one? Confused – so me… !!! LOL!

Soalan #10 : What do you think about bestie?
Song : Caramu – Nikki
Answer : Bestie nih Boobies Akak ke? (Mati la dumb botakhead! LOL! No blondie yer – sebab no hair to begin with, not unless u guys count my wiggies la kan?! LOL!) – Anyways, ape yang Akak pahami, bestie nih… (mati la nak melalut bestie = best tie yang dijerut kat leher baju keje itiew… OPS!) Anyways, bestie in this context means best friend, kan Isis kan kan kan? Well.. as the song title by Nikki goes – Caramu… dan caranya berbeza… – nya = me la kot… eh? So, bestie ataupun no bestie, caranya, gayanya, dinch sama dengan Akak… ;)

Soalan #11 : What do you think of the person you like?
Song : Biarlah Rahsia – Siti Nurhaliza
Answer : KAN!?!?!?!?!?! Akak sker lah Winamp Akak nih; macam dia tau2 jer Akak tgh dok buat entry Meme iniew… LOL!

Soalan #12 : What’s your life story?
Song : I Believe In Love – Tata Young
Answer : Aiyoh! My life is all about LOVE sajork ke?!

Soalan #13 : What do you want to be when grow up?
Song : Alive – S Club 7
Answer : Hahahahahah habis kecik2, Akak mampos ke, sebab, besar2 nak be ALIVE!? LOL!

Soalan #14 : What do you think when you see the person you like?
Song : Who Do You Think You Are – Spice Girls
Answer : Aiyoh! Bukankan itiew bagaikan CARUTANS!? Hahahaha!

Soalan #15 : What do your parents think of you?
Song : Outrages – Britney Spears
Answer : Hahahah TEPAT u ols! Sangat tepats! Akak punye parents kalau boleh nak jer think Akak nih very the… erm…Black Cat – ala ala NASTY gitiew, kan?

Soalan #16 : What will you dance to at your wedding?
Song : Umbrella – Rihanna
Answer : Motif di hari ku menjadiew Raja Sehariew, dinch ado pertunjukkan silat bagai? Instead, ade scene Akak kena menariew? And somemore menariew to UMBRELLA!? Sial tau! Mati la “I now pronounce you, HUSBAND and HUSBAND!” hahahahah!

Soalan #17 : What’s your hobby/interest?
Song : Sexy Naughty Bitchy – Tata Young
Answer : Aiyoh – Akak refuse to say being sexy, naughty and bitchy tu semuanya Akak nye hobby mahupiewn interest; bagi Akak, semuanye itiew, NATURALLY IN ME so no question about ‘em being my hobbies bagai… chis! Hiks!

Soalan #18 : What’s your biggest fear?
Song : Where you are – Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey
Answer : Kan – dikala tatau kat mana kekasih hati tgh berada, dok buat ape, ke, or etc., itiew really scares me… mula la daya imaginasi Akak yang sangat vivid itiew mula meng-cloudy-kan otak Akak. Ha, lepas tu, mula lah, Drama… DQ bagai… hahahaha!

Soalan #19 : What’s your biggest secret?
Song : Drama – Ning feat. Nikki & Yannie
Answer : AIYOH! Me?! DRAMA a.k.a Drama Queen? A SECRET!? A big, secret?! Haiyoh! I zoonotz zink zo…!!!

Soalan #20a: What do you think about the person who started this tag?!!!
Song : I Like The Way You Move – Bodyrockers
Answer : Ha – Akak dinch hui sape starter this tag/ meme entry, I mean, the originator. Tapi Akak just have to say… “I like the way you move…” katanya… And coming from me, a ‘Beautiful Liar cum DQ Diva’… mrasalah Akak spedorama sajork! Hahahahaha!

Soalan #20b: What do you think about the person who tagged you to do this entry?!!!
Song : Unfaithful – Rihanna
Answer : Hahahaha Isis! Ko memang ‘Unfaithful’ pun! Ko sker kan tak stick to one and repeat order kat Fresh!? KO sker kan tukar2 silih berganti – kalau tak kat Fresh, ko sker ‘Unfaithful’ kat massage2 centers, kan!? Biadaps! OPS!

Mati lah soklans 20a and 20b itiew Akak yang tambah sendiri yer; dan SILA ikut soalan2 yang seperti entry Akak iniew yer (mati la Akak dah break the chain, ek? Hehehe) – DAN… mati la Akak caruts Isis dalam soklan 20b eh? Hahahahahaha! Dannn (brapa banyak DAN daa…!) mati la Akak juger Akan dicaruti (or dipuji? Mungkin? Hahaha) oleh lagi meke2 yang Akak akan tagkan sejurus selepas iniew! Lalalalala!!!


Ok – now… the fun part for me begins… lalalala! Who will be the lucky 3… erm, lets make it 5, yang Akak nak tagging tagged meme-ed bagai iniew? Lalalalala (sambil nengok2 list bloggers yang ado… lalalala!)

Tudiah! Mrasalah hampa2 semua pakat ikuti perkembangan bloggers2 yang Akak dah sebutkan diatas iniew untuk mengetahui updates pasal they’ols being tagged/ meme-ed iniew… Akak pun nak gak tahiew… kan? Sebagaimana Isis nak tahu pasal Akak nye jawapans, kan? Mati la kau! Hahahaha…

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