Posts Tagged ‘Short entry’

Ever wondered why Akak diam tak ber-new-entry since August 21st haritu?

August 25th, 2009

Well, since startnye Ramadhan Al-Mubarak on Saturday, (actually, started hari Jumaat malam tu itself la kan, Traweh katanya, kan?) right up till now, believe it or not, ade jerrr small tiny matters yang buatkan Akak just a keyboard-punch-away jer dari nak buat entry bariew. Really, asal nak buat entry baru jer, asek² ade urusan keje lite² katanya. Asalbila nak buat entry baru jer, nah, mood nak gerodek coding html layout php javascript bagai pun menjelma, al-terbantut lah lagi kaedahnye nak buat new post. Last last sekali, hah, yesterday, tau tau aje, nahhh - dosi Monday katanya. And so, questionnye…

What did Monday do to Akak eh???

What Monday did to Akak
Sila gantikan tempat Garfield tu dengan Akak yer. Yesza, Akak dibelit belat belau bagai (walaupun berkeyboard dan mouse wireless katanya kan? LOL!) dan yang penting bukan depan PC, tapi depan TV! Yesza, yesterday morning sampai almost noon, nengok Miss Universe 2009 live from The Bahamas. And then lepas tu what Akak did? Gerodek coding layout lagi lew! OPS!

Oh well… at least… as Garfield also once said…

 

Akak quote-bergambar yer… hiks!

Garfield-Mondayblues
Perlu la Akak bercaptiontext bagai lagi, sedangkan The Wise Garfield dosi spoken!?! Hish!

So mrasalah nantikan Akak untangle myself and get myself all calm, collected, composed, and then Akak will write again. Not to worry, I have 2 entries yang memang tgh dok semangat jer nak direleasekanmasalahnya, BILA tatau!? Hahaha…

The day they decided to ‘Kebabooommm!!!-kan’ the Eiffel Tower

July 19th, 2009

With more and more movies these days dibuatkan seolah² sukalah sangat nak sampai ke arah masa dunia dosi time’s up katanya, especially coming from Hollywood (Awat la hampa ni suka sangat mem-barua-kan keadaan?!? Suke leyyy? Hebats ley dapat buat filem box office berunsurkan kemusnahan dunia dan last last hampa jugak yang save the rest of the world. Chit! E eh, motif pagi Sunday ni Akak emo? LOL!). And yang paling recent, the movie 2012, (view the trailer in HD here). Scary lah! Even trailer nye sajork bisa buat kite pikir and keep on pikir’ing sampai la kite pikir’ing yang bukan² – tak ke salah/ syirik dah tu? (Please correct me if I’m wrong yer. TQ :) Hiks!)

And having said all of these destructions of the world katanya, mrasalah Akak nak offer kat mana² director/ producers yang nak do the next box office entitled… “Eiffel Tower is falling down, falling down, falling down. Eiffel Tower is falling down, my fair annnddd lovely…” (Errr, itu tajuk movie mehhh? Can mehhh??? Cannn larrr… Mati la panjangnye yer… hiks!)… Anyways… Errr where was I? Ah yes. The offering. No, the offer bukannye nak offer movie title lah. Itu just introduksi jew. Hiks!

Mrasalah Akak nak offer image yang sesuai untuk tema kemusnahan kota romantis itiew… (which apparently Akak got from the internetsi also la kaedahnye kan… hiks!)

'Gambar pilihan' katanya - siuts sangats! Hiks! But then again, memang sesuai kan image ni? Very der dramatiques sekals - impak maksimum on Eiffel Tower katanya, kan?

'Gambar pilihan' katanya - siuts sangats! Hiks! But then again, memang sesuai kan image ni? Very der dramatiques sekals - impak maksimum on Eiffel Tower katanya, kan?

But, the question remains –

BILAKAH? WHEN?(No, bukan Akak query bile mende-kemusnahan ini akan berlaku – cukup lah dengan movie 2012 tu! Ish! Akak tanye bile when ado ke yang gilo nak buat movie pasal Eiffel Tower dimusnahkan bagai. Well, main dengan geng2 omputehs ni, well, bagi them, anything is possible, bkanka?)

So, mrasa, ade ke any directors, karyawan² hebats antarabangsa nak kejar another box office? Come come! Amek image ni buat poster tau! (Matila sebenarnye itu image displaying background got bunga-bungaans api, katanya, kan? LOL! Skarang, sape yang berimaginasi diluar jangkaan tatau? Lalalala…)

Sick . Passed away . Apek . Condolences

July 6th, 2009

First and foremost, please jangan die-terkangkang-terkejut-dogs pulak baca entry/ post title kali ni. It is not Apek yang passed away lar, aiyoh choyyy!!! This is Akak punye new way of putting points as a form of post title – classic isn’t it? Hiks!

Anyways, just a quick update for now, will be back later² perhaps with more detailed updates/ entries, perhaps.

Akak have been sick lite² katanya for the past 2 3 4 days nih and sick yang ala² involved a lot of ‘gatal’², ‘garu’², scratch² there, scratch² there, itchy here and there, seriously – A LOT! Tak penah² seumur hidup Akak dok tak dudok tetiber suffer HEAT RASHES! Bole?

And then second of all in this short update, it is Apek’s YOUNGER brother yang passed away and now I believe Apek’s in Melaka for the ceremony pengkebumian? May your brother rest in peace (details of kematian Akak belom soal-selidik dan kenali-pasti. Nanti² Akak ‘odah’²kan from Apek and ‘kaypohchi²’kan kat hampa nah? Ala, sharing is caring, tak gitu? *BTW mati la Akak langsung tatau Apek ade adek. Hmmm… my sincere condolences to you and your family yer Apek. Sabar bebanyak k?*)

Owh well then – that wraps up the 4 points dalam topic/ title post Akak kali iniew. OPS! (Mati la the last 3 points tu actually semuanya adalah under one single point sajo, kan? Haiyoyoh! Gotta work on that tema-penulisan-point-form-post-title lah nampak gayanye, kans? Hmmm…)

And by the way, this last piece of condolence ‘quote’ Akak dedicate buat Apek…

Life is eternal, and love is immortal,
and death is only a horizon;
and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
~Rossiter Worthington Raymon

Bile Akak ucapkan ‘Bye-bye’ to nombor 29…

June 28th, 2009

Katanya today…

Bye 29!!!

Bye 29!!!

Nanti entry ni akan diupdate-editkan. For now, trimer je, as it is… lalalala…

Bile Akak pening tgk Baby dan Adik dosi mula buas!!!

June 19th, 2009

Haiyoyoh karavaley!!! Deyyy! Hampa ni kan, kalu dah start² celik terbeliak terbukak bijik mata tu, ha, mula la kan, perangai masing²!?!?!

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Pening² pon, Akak terhibur ala² lite² geli²hatiew katanya nengok perangai Baby ngan Adik, dah srupe Manja ngan Comel dulu² kala katanya… Hiks! Nak stand still pon dinch boleh lagik, masih terhoyong hayang macam orang mabok, ada hati nak bergusti tomoi depa dua ekoq nih, kan??? Hahaha!!!

Bile Akak talk talk about biskut Tesco katanya… LOL!

June 10th, 2009

Did you or did you not know yang one of Tesco’s latest product, Biskut Mentega katanya (butter cookies) *HAIYOH! Dah hampir² nak tertaip menatang lain dah! Sial nye typo nih! Ops!* sangat lah, very der, sedaps in the world to the glory of survival???

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

Seriously! Just couple of days ago I think Akak ade buat posting status pasai biskut ni kat Twitter Akak. Well, thanks to idea si 5thE itiew, dan berbekalkan kamera and also the biscuits of course (hiks!), maka, terciptanya entry nih (and as Akak sebok menaip entry nih, Akak juger multi-tasking katanya mengkedaghah biskut itiew… TESTER katanya? OPS!)

Mrasalah pi beli noh, kat Tesco! (PS: Akak bukan dapat komisen tau dari Tesco dok promo2 ni! Akak cume nak membantu kengkawans semua menjadi pengguna yang bijaks! Hiks!) Yer la, why bother beli hat kononnye Danish mari itiew, imported bagai itiew, yang berharga, haiyoh, cikhal la Akak pun tak ingat brapa tah (spedo sangat ni! LOL!). But seriously. Why bother paying extra when you can get something almost the same/ similar, for a much lower price? Bkanka? Kaaa… hampa jenih dok berkira bab bab BRAND ni? Hello – sama ja. Ujung pangkal dikala sunset (tudiah! A new phrase katanya – mrasalah daftarkan ke Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka segera!), biskut hat mahai ka, hat murah ka, krup krup ngap ngap – masuk pewot jugak, tak gitu??? Hiks!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

Hiks! Come come! We eat!

PS: 5tHE!!! Kalo takdok kuihlapantart tahun ni, mrasa Akak gantikan dengan biskut Tesco ni, nak? Muahahaha!

Bile Akak just nak inform… website/ blog Akak will be…

May 29th, 2009

Will be aponyo? Closed? Bungkus? Bersawang-adding lagi? Away lagi???

Salah!!!

Salah!!!!!!

dan

Salah lagi!!!!!!!!!

Tudiah! Banyaknya ’salah’ dan tanda ‘!’ itiew yer? (Itu hampa tak tengok lagi waktu Akak tgh buat entry nih, kat ruangan ‘add new post’ Akak nih, dah srupa Akak tgh dok berulangkali menaip H1N1 influenza A apatah tu? Ha, cuba hampa pakat view maksudnye Akak, explaining ape Akak just mrapek pasal H1N1 ni ler, kat screen shot attachm).

screenshot.jpg - Mrasalah banyak h1 h2 h3 segala bagai h dengan !!! itiew, kans? LOL!

screenshot.jpg - Mrasalah banyak h1 h2 h3 segala bagai h dengan !!! itiew, kans? LOL!

Annnyways, kembali kepada notasi simple Akak nih. No, bukan pasal all the above mentioned tadi tu yer. Altho possible tapi, hello, no lar! Where got Akak nak off off blog ni…

Akak just nak inform, kalo2 tak dapat view/ browse Akak nye website or blog Akak ke ape ke, from index page sampai le ke mana2 other parts of the blog, jgn khuatir na? (Ish! type khuatir ni pun tetiber hampir nak tertaip Khinzir! HISH!!!) Akak tgh buat site/ blog maintenance kejaps – yerlah, segala layout segala codings bagai. Yes yes… AGAIN! LOL!

PS: It’ll be up till, erm,… japs… Monday the 1st nanti ok dah la kot. Alah, the worst that could ever happen is kejap2 layout cam ni, kejap2 layout camtu. Kejap2 website cannot be access. Kejap2 404.html document tu kuaq… kejap2 server down… kejap jer. HEHEHEHE!

Bile Akak dicelah² gossip…

May 28th, 2009

Katanya… tersebotlah kesah speku fitnah bagai (tapi kebarangkaliannye tu, ade gak a pinch of it hat betoi… ops!) yang berlaku bebaru ni…

gossip.jpg - Gossip antara A and B dan Akak C di posisi sandwich yer (meaning, TENGAH ler!!!). PS: Jgn getek tanye sejak bile Akak berambot-blondie? Hahaha ingat ISIS sorang ja ka boleh blondie? LOL!

gossip.jpg - Gossip antara A and B dan Akak C di posisi sandwich yer (meaning, TENGAH ler!!!). PS: Jgn getek tanye sejak bile Akak berambot-blondie? Hahaha ingat ISIS sorang ja ka boleh blondie? LOL!

Kaedahnye… kan??? Hahahaha mrasalah nantikan saksikan dan tunggukan kemoncolnya’nye’ tidak lama lagi… Lalalalala… (‘Nye’ tu ape? Album kah? Fotosoot kah? Entry buang tabiat nak masuk Miss Miss lagi dan grab title ‘Miss Tobat Takkan Serik² Dah’ puler??? Addinch cerits sekars!!! TUNGGU!!! Ade leyyy… LOL!)

Bile Akak punye kaki dah sembut lite²… LEHER pulak terkehel salah tidur…

May 24th, 2009

ISHHH!!! Lepas satuuu satuuu sakitnye mendatang, kan? Hanjs sangats! Kaki baru baik lite² after visit ke 3 kali katanya ke medical center/ clinic tu, and then tadi, gi la makan ubat and tido japs, bangun²… nahhh! Terkehel senget lah pulak leher Akak ni… Haiiihhh! Ape la nasib, eh? Tidoq buaih gamaknya kots? LOL!

Tidak lama dahuliew kala dalam Facebook Akak…

Ever terpikiaq dak how Akak sleep at nite2... Tgk la anak Akak, si Manjaboy. Ha, cammana he sleeps, camtu la Akak tido. PS: tetiber Akak terasa Akak dihidupkan utk kali kedua serentak dalam kehidupan seadanye Akak skarang, in Manjaboy. Seriously... buasnye, ngadanya, songehnye, aiyoh tidak syak lagi - AKAK sangat! LOL!

Ever terpikiaq dak how Akak sleep at nite2... Tgk la anak Akak, si Manjaboy. Ha, cammana he sleeps, camtu la Akak tido. PS: tetiber Akak terasa Akak dihidupkan utk kali kedua serentak dalam kehidupan seadanye Akak skarang, in Manjaboy. Seriously... buasnye, ngadanya, songehnye, aiyoh tidak syak lagi - AKAK sangat! LOL!

Akak rasa doesn’t apply/ tak valid dah kot noh? Awat dia tidoq terkepak terkangkang terguling bagai upsidedown and all, dok elok jer lagi si Manjaboy tu, siap leh catwalk lagi? AKAK!? Tido pose pose ratu pon, TETAP terkehel leher… ISH! Tak leh jadi ni… *sambil pose pose tepok² hempok² bantal dan jemurkan kat bawah matahari petang… (bukan matahari PAGI ke yang selalunye orang amalkan? LOL!)

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