Posts Tagged ‘shopping’

Bile Akak talk talk about biskut Tesco katanya… LOL!

June 10th, 2009

Did you or did you not know yang one of Tesco’s latest product, Biskut Mentega katanya (butter cookies) *HAIYOH! Dah hampir² nak tertaip menatang lain dah! Sial nye typo nih! Ops!* sangat lah, very der, sedaps in the world to the glory of survival???

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

Seriously! Just couple of days ago I think Akak ade buat posting status pasai biskut ni kat Twitter Akak. Well, thanks to idea si 5thE itiew, dan berbekalkan kamera and also the biscuits of course (hiks!), maka, terciptanya entry nih (and as Akak sebok menaip entry nih, Akak juger multi-tasking katanya mengkedaghah biskut itiew… TESTER katanya? OPS!)

Mrasalah pi beli noh, kat Tesco! (PS: Akak bukan dapat komisen tau dari Tesco dok promo2 ni! Akak cume nak membantu kengkawans semua menjadi pengguna yang bijaks! Hiks!) Yer la, why bother beli hat kononnye Danish mari itiew, imported bagai itiew, yang berharga, haiyoh, cikhal la Akak pun tak ingat brapa tah (spedo sangat ni! LOL!). But seriously. Why bother paying extra when you can get something almost the same/ similar, for a much lower price? Bkanka? Kaaa… hampa jenih dok berkira bab bab BRAND ni? Hello – sama ja. Ujung pangkal dikala sunset (tudiah! A new phrase katanya – mrasalah daftarkan ke Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka segera!), biskut hat mahai ka, hat murah ka, krup krup ngap ngap – masuk pewot jugak, tak gitu??? Hiks!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

Hiks! Come come! We eat!

PS: 5tHE!!! Kalo takdok kuihlapantart tahun ni, mrasa Akak gantikan dengan biskut Tesco ni, nak? Muahahaha!

Bile Akak feels2 “Goodbye Compaq, Hello Dell”…

September 10th, 2008

Yer, yes, ho-leyh!!! U ols remembering kah the day Akak got my Compaq toy moy segala bagai? Ape? Tak hengats? Hehehehe never fear never worry nah, coz here comes the great LINK back to that particular entry! Hiks!

Yesza – it seems like only yesterday sajork Akak feels2 getting my brand new Compaq Presario V3106TU notebook itiew, tau tau Akak now wish to say “Goodbye”? Why eh?

Well… memandangkan kite mengikut peredaran masa semasa yang kian hari kian memerlukan kita untuk berkelengkapan IT lengkap serba baru serba serbinye uptodate and what not la kan, Akak rasa the urge dan need untuk menukar-gantikan this notebook kepada sesuatuh yang baru, lebih ‘in’ and also lebih melambangkan ciri2 keperibadian Akak! Akak cadangan nak membeli DELL Pink Karer!!!

Dell Inspiron Pink Color Laptop
Matilah ape kena mengena notebook baru berkaler PINK dengan Akak? LOL!

Jadi, in order to have my new lappytoppy, mrasalah Akak nak kena sell off la dulu kan this notebook yang sedia ada iniew. And mrasalah the best way for me to advert/ promo and sell my current notebook as a second-hand notebook, adalah melalui blog Akak yang terchenta iniew lew, kan? Hahahaha…

Ok – if you guys malas nak nengok the ol’ archive entry pasal the notebook itiew, mrasa, here’s the notebook’s specs katanya… (matila copy-cut-and-paste sajork!)

Specs

Ha, tu specs nye. Ade a few perubahan kat specs2 sitiew yer, seperti berikut:

  • 1stly, OS nye dinch NONE yer; Akak jual sekali dengan Windows XP katanya yer, all complete dengan softwares and programs yang changgih manggih all cracked its reg. keys and all (mati la gigih)
  • RAM katanya 512Mb – tapi dengan penambahan yang telah dilakukan katanya mrasalah dosi jadik 1.5Gb hokey!
  • Bag sandang buat isian lappy toppy included
  • Standard pack – charger, battery semua, completo… sekali la kirenye. Haiiih! Jgn taktau buat main2 – ha, ade sesetengah manusia nan ado includekan nye yer! Matila battery sajork dah MYR721.00 per unit! Dan yer, battery nih batter strong dan baru lagi yer. Dinch dah lapok gara2 Warranty nan ado dah…
  • Owh and speaking of warranty, mrasalah setahun warranty dosi tamats… sekians! HAHAHAHA!


Tu jer la kot gamaknye – woooihhh, jadi laaaaa kan dengan gherga lagu tu – mana mau cari lagi seyyyy????

Ok now, dah tahu specsnye plus changesnye juger kan, mrasa – ha, nih ha ruper bentuknye…

The notebook-1

Giiiitu lewww….

The notebook-2
Of course it will not come with the front plastic cover segala bagai la kan; but still, its in a good shappy katanya yer… hiks! Dalamannye pun still ok; Akak siap cucikan all the dusts and what not la of course, kan? Hiks!

Berape harge yang Akak kepingan kepingin nak menjualnye for? Ha… mrasa… Akak feels feels nak selling it at the following price:

Malaysian Ringgit – MYR 1, 500.00/ Cash

Yesza – dinch ah credit2 selling or monthly installment segala bagai; well, tgk keadaan la juger. If orang yang nak membelinye tu LAYAK menerima hak pembayaran kaedah monthly installment, mrasalah boleh dibawa berbincang. Yer, ala ala negotiable la gittu, tapi price tu ala ala susah sikit la nak nego, sebab yer la kan , tgk la specs yang dah dialter tambah itu ini segala bagai, ala ala complete dah; dapat2 jer, leh terus pakei, kan tak susah namanye tu? Tak perlu nak gi install this and that basic stuffs and what not – nak install segala merapu mak nenek segala bagai yang lain2 itu terpulanglah kepada hampa yang nak membelinye itiew, kan? Hiks!

Ok so basically, it all comes to this. Mrasalah sape yang interested, tak kire lah, nak beli ke, nak tanye ke, nak inquire ke, nak request ke ape ke, NAK ORDER TERUS ke, nak tanye cemana penghantaran segala bagai, mrasa mrasa, lets, come, fill up this form kat bawah nih yer… hiks! Segera!!!

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***REMARKS: If the above online form got problem arrr, mrasalah click HERE to view and fill up the Online Request/ Order Form in a new web browser, nah? :)

So mrasalah! Hiks! Segera2kan lah niat anda nak membeli notebook LKY nih – ado signature? ADO! Kalau mau, siap sekali dengan kissy2 lips with lipsepetik me-ah ang ang pant*tberuk! OPS!

Bile Akak dah start spoiling the girls…

September 9th, 2008

Ha, gittu la kan… mule la… mule dah ler nih! Asik2 diri ini ku manja2 dan spoil2kan, mrasalah now I have these girls as a reason for me to go shopping! OPS! Hahahahaha matilah alasan munasabah!

Kaedahnye during this week, as a matter of fact, semenjak dua menjak Akak jage bebudaks nih, si Chomel and Manja nih kan, mrasalah Akak have spent like a lot kat depa nih jugak. Padan lah dengan gelaran anak2 LKY kan, mrasalah Akak lavishkan hidop meke dengan comfort, space, joy and also luxury nih (luxury lah sangats, kan? LOL!) moga2 depa tau Akak bebetul sayangkan depa. Well, it seems they dah understood dah kot Akak sayang them very much; these days Akak panggil, comfirm datang meow meow kat Akak. Terus Akak feels feels model iklan kucing dalam TV, asal panggilkan kucing2 jer, datang… Suker lah!

Dalam process Akak menjaga dan membesarkan diaorang, Akak rase, Akak this time around, lebih appreciate dan sayangkan the girls, as compared to my initial two girls Schellsea Bonnie and Feodana Ashley Akak dulu2 time Akak moda2mudi2 dulu tu ler kan (may both of the girls rest in peace for depa dah mati uzur tua… :( Huwargh!!!) Anyways, dulu lain sikit – bela2 depa, me got help from my maid and gardener with the litter box la, showering and feeding and stuffs la kan. But this time around for Chomel and Manja, 100% semua Akak buat – so the feeling of love and care semua tu lebih meaningful and mrasalah lebih mendalam as to compare with my initial persian cats tu kan… So, anyways, dalam waktu2 membesarkan depa yang masih kittens nih la kan, ala ala crucial gittu. Must feed the right food, get the necessary vaccines and treatments and what not, and so mrasalah Akak bawak my two girls nih ke klinik haiwan kat area my place tu, ala ala one of its kind in Kedah and if I may say so the best la, if not the most mahal and overly-charged vet. Tapi tak per, its worth it la kan. True, can go klinik haiwan gomen; tapi, ahhh, nevermind. Why should Akak beza2kan these two girls compared to my first two girls dulu tu yang Akak spoilkan depa lebih teruks tapi not for a very long time of course la kan due to my work and keadaan semasa.

Ini lah die, klinik haiwan kat Pumpong itiew...
Ini lah die, klinik haiwan kat Pumpong itiew…

Dah dua tiga kali dah nih pi kat Doctor tu – mrasalah sekoq2 kena cucuk itu ini, nah – bill – pengsan! Hahaha. Tapi tak per. So long as I know my girls are healthy, cukup la kan… And plus, yang Akak lebih selesa gi vet tu sebab the vet himself still ingat Akak…

That’s quite a gap you have… The last time you came here was like, what, 10 years back? 1998?

Kan? Tu la… 10 tahun pun still doctor tu ingat Akak. I bet he’s not str8 – ops! Tetiber! LOL! Matila pitnah! Takpe. Pitnah kat orang non-muslim, takper kot? Matila dalil sendiri! HAHAHA! (Am just kidding ok! Jgn ade amek hati pulak!) Aaanyways, sebelum Akak melencong lebih jauh katanya yer, mrasalah Akak nak point out something. Doctor nih sangatlah baik, sampai he insisted of giving me the treatment price for both of my girls pada harga yang sama, way back in 1998 – mrasalah dia tunjuk buku rujukan price! Tudiah, living in the past kah doctor? Ops! Apa apa pun thanksza – what u want? Hahahaha! Sebab tu la Akak don’t mind going to the vet; the doctor sangat baik, pari2 of course, tapi pari2 candiew. Staff2 pun baik2 mesra alam, of course staff2 lama nan ado dos la kan. Tinggal doctor tu jer la yang lama pun. Ops!

After a few visits, and treatments, the girls semakin hari semakin aktif – Akak suker! But a reminder to those cat-lovers/ keepers ala ala macam Akak, yang tak tahu menahu ape2 sangat, mrasalah here’s a tip or two about taking good care of ur kitties…

LKY’s personal tip on grooming/ keeping your kittens/ cats clean and healthy…

1. Dinch la perlu u ols nak mandikan the cats EVERYDAY – mampos!?! Seminggu sekali pun memadai. And if really wanna pamper them like I do, hehehe mrasalah mandikan dengan air suam2 panas yer. They’ll relax and senangkan keje kamu nak memandikan depa… Kalau wanna use air sejuk, hahaha awas! Matilah cakarans, kan? Hahaha mrasalah korang taruh the kitties/ cats dalam sangkar and jiruskan air tu, but I feel its rather cruel. Apa lah salahnye u ols gi dapur and jeramkan air panas and then campurkan dengan air sejuk – nah, mrasalah suam suam panas katanya, kan? But I’m sure almost everyone now dah ade water heater fixed dalam bathroom masterbedroom semua, kan? Kalau takder, gi Courts! Install satu! OPS! Tu pampering the kitties or pampering tuan punya kitties!? Hahahaha!

2. Kalu feels2 wanna mandikan them, guna lah product shampoo yang sesuai and betul for ur pets. Jangan pulak kau mandikan kucing2 kau dengan shampoo mandian hanjengs! Hiks! Akak guna Friskies Cat Shampoo seperti dalam the photo below nih yang Akak dapat from this blog (credits buat owner of the blog, yang juger owner of DON and MAYA… Mr. Marjan Jeffry… )

Ini lah dia shampoo kesukaan kucing2 sedonia! Mrasa!
Ini lah dia shampoo kesukaan kucing2 sedonia! Mrasa!

3. Selain dari memandikan depa, if u don’t have the time, nevermind. Depa can take good care of themselves, biarpun kitties. Mrasalah proses jilat menjilats tu, ha, everyday depa buat, kan? And speaking of jilat menjilat, gi la spend sikit belik Vitamins for ur pets tu. Macam Akak, Akak gunakan 2 types of vitamins yang my girls sangats2 lah suke…

i) Firstly Akak use this:

This one ala ala vitamin bagaikan dietary supplement la gittu for the girls. Haiyoh! Tuan punya kucing2 pun on diet, kucing2 also kena diet jugakkah? Matikah? Hehehehe!
This one ala ala vitamin bagaikan dietary supplement la gittu for the girls. Haiyoh! Tuan punya kucing2 pun on diet, kucing2 also kena diet jugakkah? Matikah? Hehehehe!

ii) And then, Akak guna this one as well:

This one pulak, vitamin untuk mengelakkan depa from getting those hair balls hasil jilatan2 depa tu into their stomach and mrasalah dapat penyakit kronok, eh, kronik! Isk isk isk - prevention is better than cure, yes? Mrasalah!
This one pulak, vitamin untuk mengelakkan depa from getting those hair balls hasil jilatan2 depa tu into their stomach and mrasalah dapat penyakit kronok, eh, kronik! Isk isk isk – prevention is better than cure, yes? Mrasalah!

And the vitamin creams tu semuanye I guess tastes good, it infact smells goodie ok, mrasalah kalau tidak, takkan lah my girls macam meghoyan tak tentu pasal, the minute I hold the tubes in my hand, kan? They like it very much very nice! Ade satu tu dulu, siap bau chocolate nih – haiyoh! These two, the blue tube tu smells like very der Vanilla and the pinky one tu smells like, erm…. maple syrup katanya *HAIYOH! Telan air Akak tap tap tap even writing these flavors… anjengs lah!

4. And the last step dalam tips2 Akak menjaga my girls yang Akak nak sharekan to all would be the point whereby kite kena jaga TELINGA the girls/ boys, whatever they are la kan. Selain from getting those mite jabs and treatments from fleas and what not kat skin depa tu, the telinga if u yang amatur2 penjaga kucing macam Akak nih, notice tak kalau tak dijaga elok2, mrasalah telinga depa naik hitam ala ala taik telinga maha dasyat! Tidak perlu have to wait to mandi to bersihkan them. Amek cotton buds, celup sikit dengan olive or baby oil tu, ha, mrasalah tenyeh2kan kat telinga diaorang. Aiyoh! How I wish I could do a video on this, senang citer, kan? Tapi, mrasalah Akak sorang2, sape nak tolong pegangkan videocam Akak tu! C.A.??? Ooooooo C.A…. hehehehehe… Nenanti la if I teringat to do I’ll do the video nah? But clearly I’m sure you guys follow what Akak trying to say about penjagaan telinga depa tu. Its like korekking our own telinga la kan – mrasalah cuci2 selalu. Budak2 kan suka tidor on their mother’s lap, and mrasalah the mother will pegang telinga tu and zast starts korekking kuarkan tahi telinga yang bakal memekak-nyumbatkan telinga itiew if tidak dicuci selalu… kan? Hiks!

5. Owh and I almost forgot. Lastly, tu ha… cat litterbox tu – cuci2 buang2kan lah najis2 budak2 tu regularly. It does not only mengelakkan dari lalats berkerumun segala bagai there, but also it elakskan all those unpleasant smellies segala bagai, kan? Ha… ade satu lagi tip dalam tip bab bab litter box nih. Ape kata, cube korang add in a dash or two talcum powder hat wangi2 tu (if taknak beli the litter box odour powder yang ala ala RM21.00 sebotol tu la kan) setiap kali penyucian litter box tu dilakukan. Mind you newbies, litter box tu dicuci TIAP TIAP hari tapi bukannye the PASIR dibuang sekali EVERYDAY! Haiyoh! Kalau gitu, mampos la nak kena kawen dengan tokey pasir la kan nak dapat stok pasir EVERYDAY! The pasir tu, boleh ditukarkan every 15 days or so, depending on the critical-ness (got ah that word? Ah, lantak – janji hampa paham! Hahaha!) of the litter box sands tu. Yang Akak cakap cuci everyday tu, ialah asingkan dengan the scoop tu, the najis2 yang dah disaluti dengan pasir2 tu. Ha, yang tu kena lah cuci/ buang/ asingkan everyday. Macam Akak kalau rajin, pagi sekali, petang sekali. If not, every morning jer la. And Akak noticed, semenjak dua menjak letak powder talkum wangi nih, process membuang/ asingkan taik2 bebudak nih pepagi, tak la seteruk dulu sebab dinch busuk sangat dah. Senang sangats! And Akak feels2 bulu2 budak2 tu pun makin gebu sebab each time diaorang nak buang air kecik/ or besar, as they use the litter box, powder tu punye debu2 tu meresap ke bulu2 depa thus getting it gebu! Although, at times, u can hear them “Achium” lite2 manja comel2 gittu due to the debu. So jgn la ko taburkan a dash or two KILOS of powder; confirm lah kucing kau mati sesak nafas sebab DEBU! Hanjs!

Kan???

Ok – enuff about tips, health and medical segala bagai grooming and what not with the girls. Mrasa – moving on to the subject yang Akak sangat girangs nak citerkan; yes, spoiling the girls with jeweleries/ accessories katanya… hiks!

Tudiah! Collor menggunakan tali kulit yer, berwarna pink dan baby blue, bertatahkan berlian pada alphabet2 yang membentukkan nama CHOMEL dan MANJA (Sial tau the Manja looks like MANIA - Tetiber kucing Akak dijadi-namakan MANIAM katanya! Sentip! Time beli tak pulak Akak prasan, hish!), dihiasi with a rainbow-colored diamond bracelet yang dijadikan sebagai necklace/ collar also... mrasa lah Tiffany and Co.? DINCH! DINCH lah spend sampai macam tu sekali; motif!? Tuan punye badan pun tak selavish cam gitu!?!??!?!?! Hiks!
Tudiah! Collor menggunakan tali kulit yer, berwarna pink dan baby blue, bertatahkan berlian pada alphabet2 yang membentukkan nama CHOMEL dan MANJA (Sial tau the Manja looks like MANIA – Tetiber kucing Akak dijadi-namakan MANIAM katanya! Sentip! Time beli tak pulak Akak prasan, hish!), dihiasi with a rainbow-colored diamond bracelet yang dijadikan sebagai necklace/ collar also… mrasa lah Tiffany and Co.? DINCH! DINCH lah spend sampai macam tu sekali; motif!? Tuan punye badan pun tak selavish cam gitu!?!??!?!?! Hiks!

Alah – ini spending lite2 jer accessories buat the girls. Gile!? Takkan la nak letak choker segala bagai macam Akak dok gila pakai time2 ratu2 tu? Hahaha mau nye bebudak nih jadi osteoporosis diusia muda gara2 beban yang sangats hebats di bahagian leher – hahahaha… Akak sebenarnye belikkan rantai leher/ collar nih sebab nak gantikan dengan the old ones yang Akak feeling2 with tender loving care gigig jahit sendiri taruh loceng segala bagai. Last2, sebab bebudak tu buas sangat, ha, hamek, ribbon dah ala ala nak putus dah. THAT’S IT! Mrasalah beli baru kan? And besides, after their last treatment with the vet, katanya each di jab  with 3 4 types of injections segala mak nenek, mrasalah ade yang kejap2 slow jer movement bebudak tu, ade kalanye cerdas. Ade kalanye makan kurengs, ade kalanya makan tak menentu, buang air besar tak menentu also (but neverlah berteraburs yer…) and all becoz of diaorang nye treatment. Doctor tu pun dah pesan, the girls might get slight fever, temp. sikit, and with the weather condisi beginiew, perlulah Akak monitor tahap health diaorang. And for that, sebagai nak memujuk amek hati diorang and to cheer ‘em up, mrasalah I got them the new collars and necklace/ bracelet whatever u wanna call it la kan. Hahahahaha! Tetiber Akak feeling2 persis ‘Nanny’ dalam citer 101 Dalmation Disney tu yang dapatkan the baby dalmations all diaorangnye personalized collars itiew… cume Akak nye just 2 kittens jer la kan! hiks!

But, lazies and zentelments… the real spoiling for the girls would be the overall moral of this entry – which covers taking good care of them, main dan manja2kan them, spend time talking, training and let ‘em understand what you want by telling them to their faces, and with this, love towards your pets will grow, ensuring ever lasting relationship and spoiling for the girls/ your pet – whatever. Kan?

All in all Akak cuba say here is that, besides the issue of taking good care of cats, understanding their behaviors and what not la kan (read more about cats at About.com:Cats) kucing2 tu sebenarnye perlukan kasih sayang, belaian, ajaran -pendek kata, cats pun tak banyak beza from us. Cats pun kejadian Tuhan, ala ala hidup pun, tak der la beza sangat from us human being except for the fact that they are animals lah kan. But mind u, diorang nih cerdik ok, bukannye Tuhan jadikkan dioarang brainless segala bagai, kan? So although it may look as though ko gila gi cakap ngan kucing2 tu, but believe me, in some strange ways, depa paham.

Look into the eyes of a cat and then ask yourself this question. Do those eyes reveal the soul of a sentient being, or are they just the beautiful pools of a creature you share your home with? Do you think you will meet your cat in the hereafter? Read more…

Aiyoh! Ampunilah Akaks! Akak tak budget entry akan jadi sepanjang iniew!? Mrasa I better stop – so nah, as penutupan ending segala bagai, nengok la pix2 nih kat bawah nih yer… mrasa!

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"You asked for it!!!" – Who asked for what!?

February 15th, 2008

Keep On Calling
Originally uploaded by Toni Blay
So who asked for what lar? And who’s that you? Who’s who, what’s what? Haiiihhh!!! Banyaknye soklan noh??? Motiewfff??? Keep on readin’ and you’ll find out… eventually! LOL!

It was a rather a great Valentine’s Day actually – yeah yeah, so you’ve read about me writing about not supposed to celebrate Valentine’s Day la kan in my previous entry. True. And so who says anything about me saying me celebrated it? I just said it turned out to be a rather great Valentine’s Day, in particularly 14th Feb – tu jer. Hish. Tak paham konsep ke korang nih?

Anyways – as some might not know, yes, Akak balik ke KL pagi 14th itiew yer (which was like, yesterday la kan… hiks!) bersama C.A. (Chef Aduka). Dia ado hal nak jumpe sape tah. And so did Akak. Well, Akak bukan ade nak jumpe sesape ke ape ke – I mean Akak actually had some work to settle balik KL nih. Dan alang2 balik KL yang ke berapa kali tah dalam bulan 2 nih (actually, dari December 2007, January, and masuk bulan nih, agak kerap juger yer Akak balik KL atas urusan tugas katanya yer… hiks!), jadi, dah balik KL, so make full use out of it – and eventually… leadin’ me to… “You asked for it!”. Yer yer, that question, yang kat title entry/ post nih, about “You asked for it!” itiew – was actually Akak la! Akak yang asked for it! But asked for what? Ha – itu, you ols kena sambung baca. Semuanya ada 3 things that I asked for, and yes, I got ‘em. Hiks!

1st one – I asked (secretly inside my heart) for it – it referring to having a great day on the 14th of February, and so eventually, I did. It was a great day to remember. Why eh? Well, lets just say I unexpectedly met someone who turned out to make my last 24 hours, a smiley-filled 24 hours. Hiks! So, I asked for it – and I got it. Clust! Akak bangga. Ops! Hahaha… (Ok so the 1st one might not be interesting to you lots but for me it is and I’m happy for it! Hiks! But the 2nd and 3rd one, well, I can say, a bit interesting la kot compared to the 1st one, all mushy hushy lushy and allshi. Ops!) Anyways, the point that Akak nak citer kat siniew would be; kan Akak was pretty upset and all about not being able to go to Jakarta for Valentine’s Day – well, things happened for certain reasons, and one of that certain reason would definitely be…

If I have gone to Jakarta – would I be having this great time in KL on the 14th of February, with you?… Who’s you? Who’s who? Ahahaha – BIARLAH RAHSIA… lalalala!

Kan… for now, BIARLAH RAHSIA katanya yer. Tak per. Right time right moment, all shall be prevailed katanya yer. Hiks! Now, lets – move on. “You asked for it!!!”Number 2!!!

Now the 2nd one would be, what happened kat The Curve petang tadi; when I went there shopping mula2 kat IKEA, dengan Volksie. Then lepas dah shopping, dahaga la pulak kan (before shopping, dah mengkedaghah kat IKEA food court tu dulu; sepertimana yang dipancar di dalam fotonya dibawah iniew. Ops!).

Makanankiew for lunchies at IKEA Food Centre… lalala… Diet kah? Hahahaha!

Chantek kan?

Chanteks also kan? Nih waktiew Akak dan Volksie pusiungs pusiungst kat The Curse, EH!, The Curve katanya. Ops!

So apo yang terjadiknyiew selepas itiew? Mrasalah – CLICK CLICK CLICK!!! kat bawah iniew utk sambungannye… Hik!

So, sambungannye… Me and Volksie jalan2 la pusing the right place the right spot to sit down and minum2. Terserempak la pulak dengan The Pencinta Merah – The Red Diva – The Red Mummy katanya bersama hubby, Abang Sirman – yang dua dua kuar shoppiewngst tanpa hanak2; dua dua berpakaian serba merah (kowser tau laki bini dua dua merah!); and terserempak la pulak kat The Dome Cafe la pulak kan; jadi, mrasalah Volksie dengan Akak duduk bersama Hakak Red Mummy (yer, notice, dia HAKAK, me AKAK yer, mekasehhh!!! Hiks!) kat The Dome Cafe tu sajork. Tambah2 got lots to ngokngekngokngek dengan my Blogger’s Idol 2nd Season’s Champion (mati la mak tak bagi gantain plat baru lagi yer? Lalalala!), dan berkat duduk ngokngekngokngek tu confirm la Hakak akan bayo minuman Akak dan Volksie – jadi, walaupun tema Akak hari nih pink, dan Hakak Red Mummy tak suker warna pink, tapi, since berkehendakkan Hakak itiew belanja miniewm, mrasalah duduk sajork. Ops! Tetapi, bukannye Akak nak citer sangat pasal Red Diva itiew, yang kalau tak cukup kuar media cetak 2 pages IN COLOR (Akak terus sentap sebab dua dua page, in color ok – FULL 2 PAGES somemore tau dalam Berita Harian – sentaps! Akak dengan Ginger masuk ‘Ohhh… Sayang!!!’ in BLACK AND WHITE sajork! Chis!), or bukan jugak pasal dengar khabar angin bakal masuk TV! (Lagi la Akak jadi Diva Sentap Warna Merah! OPS!)

Inieh bukan AKAK yang melantak yer – nih yang HAKAK Redmummy yang melantak yang mula2 nampak ada rambiuts itiew.
Hakak, rambiuts itiew, straight, wavy, or curly sue? Mati la mak!

Akan tetapi, Akak, dengan tema konsep entry “YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!” sebenarnye iniew, bukan nak citer pasal Hakak Red koma tu – hampa nak baca pasai dia, pi la blog dia noh. Ops! Mati la anak hayam durhaka, kan Hakak Red? Mati la P.A. of the year u ols berpaliungst tadahans, kan? Hahaha! Yang kes kat Dome nih, sebenarnye, Akak nak menciterkan pasal…

Haiyoh! Kerusi punye seat bahagian vontots itiew (NOTE: When I said kerusi PATAH, ko pikir Akak berapa, 120kg kah!? Dinch lah! I bukan maksudkan KAKI KERUSI YER! Akak meant the base of the vontotness of the kerusi lah! Ko kenapa!?) terbenam katanya! Hakak Redmummy dan suaminya yang taste itiew (OPS! Mati la mati!) pun ketawakan Akak tau. Vaviuks tau. Akak meliew!!! Darn the Domers! Tudiah! Domers katanya! Hahahaha…

YER! Kerusi patah katanya bahagian tempat letak vontots itiew yer! Sentap tak!? But then again, since Akak dengan konsep “You asked for it!!!” – Akak kan feeling2 tahun 2008 nak DEBABS dan BENTATS balik, kan, maka – yer, sewajarnya dan selazatsnya dengan berat badan Akak nih skarang, kerusi tu jadi musnah dan bakal dibakar buat kayu api sajork! Hahahah – hamek! Nak sangat gemoks, nak sangat ’sehat’, nak sangat bentat al debabs, maka – hamek!!! Kerusi pun leh spoil!!! (Tapi sebenarnye, kerusi tu jadi lagu tu tak der kena mengena dengan berat badan Akak yang berlebihan sekarang nih yer. Kes kerusi tu sebenarnye disumbangkan oleh faktor jangka-hayat kerusi tu di kawasan luar yang terdedah pada sinaran matahari dan rintikkan hiewjans – maka, kerusi tu pun dah lapok ler! Dan lepas tu ada bapok berisi duduk pulak, maka, jadi, kerusi lapok itiew pun, musnahlah! Ops!)

So what’s the 3rd one lar? Hurmmm… And the 3rd one would be… jenjejengsss!!! URUT KAKI!!!

Citernye lagu nih… Akak lepas balik dari IKEA and The Curve tu (actually, dari The Curve lagi dah mula dah) Akak sakit kaki yang teramats la sangat – kat bahagian tapak kaki itiew. Sangat lah sakit u ols! Akak bercatwalk dalam keadaan terinjat2 katanya… kejiust. Jadi, balik² pada shopping itiew, Akak mintak Volksie bawak Akak gi Acupuncture, urut2 kaki itiew. Dinch lah Padlels nah! Isis! Stop it! Hiks! So jadiknya, Volksie pun bawak lah Akak balik ke KJ dan pi Giant, sebab katanya ada tempat urut Chinese ori kat sitiew. Akak nak sangat gi, dengan harapan, baik lah kaki kanan Akak tu, in time for Akak to berlepas ke Bandung. Alih2? Tgk la pics2 iniew… lalalala…

Sedap? Tgh relaxed? Tido? Kepala hangguk korang! Akak menitis air mata yer! Mati lah tangan berlopak muskiuls kah? Hahahaha!!!

The pengurut “in motion” katanya Volksie eh? Heheheh – Salah satu sebab Akak menitis air mata sebab yang urutkan kaki Best Legs Akak itiew, DINCH LAH CANDIEW! Ada sorang tu, candiew, setakat main2 mata jer – sentaps! Bertambahlah tetesan ayaq mata Akak!

ITU bukan pose cover muka yer! ITU POSE SAKIT la hanjs!!! Sentaps! I ASKED FOR IT! Hamek!

Tapi urutan dia hebats! Walaupun tak sehebats mukanya! OPS! Hiks!

Dari nak sedap – jadi bertambah sakit la sundielst! Akak sentiapst! Makin terinjat2 catwalk Akak! Huwarrrgghhh! So much for urutan untuk sedap; alih2, mati la “You asked for it!!!” katanya Volksie berulang kali. Hahahaha! Tu yang jadi entry tu! LOL!

Akan tetapi, sakit2 kaki pun, puaih aih Akak shoppingst! Tapi sebelum leaving shopping mall/ IKEA, Akak sentap menjerit bagai betina gila gersang… “Hoyeeehhh! Apakah semuanya inieh!? Apa sampai beratusan iniew total semuanya!? Apa yang aku beli!? You better check back kat cash register tu kot2 u tersalah punch!” Akak menempelak kat cashier itiew. Terkejut doggiews pompuan itiew, tapi, lepas tu Akak pecahkan lobang cakap Akak drama jer. OPS! Hahahahaha!!!

Aaaaaastaga! Iniew shopping kah, apakah? Mujur lah Beetle itiew ado extra storage compartmen; Harap maklum, itu TAYAR bukan salah satu barang yang Akak shopping yer, SEKIAN!

Ha – hat nih, candid… Thanks Volksie!!! Hiks!

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