Posts Tagged ‘sharing thoughts’

How iPads could change the face of the web? Aiyoh!

February 2nd, 2010

Don’t have to wait and see larrr what these “i” “i” “i” products thingy can do, would do, and definitely change the face of the web as well as us all surfers kan… ha, ni ha, if you could look at my face now, aiyoh, just by seeing the size of that thingy, dah buatkan muka I jadi srupa erm… hmmm… nevermind, that’s my problem! Hehehe darling, which one is you tetekkk ah? ONE TWO THREE? Pressing! Pressing! (Maaati la tetiber script QUEMAR mencelah bedah masuk dalam posting sharing is caring ni (nowadays macam2 bahasa depa guna, RETWEET lah, TRACKBACK lah, ha, apa lagi tah, macam2 lah konsep nama2 nya semuanya WALHAL sebenar2nya, TETAP concept macam Akak nak buat ni – HIGHLIGHT COPY & PASTE! Tadaaa!!! Hiks!)

iPad CEO with the new Apple iPad
Sentap tak!?! Sebesar2 tidak gedabaknye menatang tu! Imagine later they feels2 like converting it to be a phone - HOW!? hehehe

Mrasalah click click here here to read the story mory! Hiks!

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Nah! Mrasa!

When in 2007 Apple launched the iPhone not only reinvented the phone but it also introduced a revolutionary user experience that has changed definitively the way to browse the Web with a mobile device then before.
In that same period, I remember browsing the Web with a Nokia or Windows Mobile phone was an arduous undertaking: webpages was unreadable on small screens on portable devices, slow to render in mobile browsers and all available options that allowed users to fit pages to screen (for increasing readability) was ridiculously worse than the problem they was trying to fix.

With the iPhone, Apple has changed the rules of use and enjoyment of online contents with smartphones by creating an user experience that allows users to see everything at a size that’s readable and has forced its competitors to a rapid run-up to copy that model. The big success of the iPhone has also imposed, for the first time, to internet companies, online newspapers and bloggers to pay a big attention to mobile version of their websites: according to AdMob December 2009 Mobile Metrics report, iPhone OS dominates the market of smartphones generated traffic with a share of 51%.

This scenario led to a change of perspective in designing websites for mobile phones: it is not the devices that needs to adapt to the page layout, but is the page structure that needs to be designed for the specific device. The large diffusion of websites optimized for iPhone is the most concrete example of this trend characterized by one-column layout, simpler navigation bars with biggest tabs and links that perfectly fit with the iPhone’s touch interface (read also this post: Best Practices To Develop Perfect Websites for iPhone and Mobile Devices).

What could happen in the next months with the launch of iPad? Without doubt, the large screen lets users browse standard web pages in a easier way than on iPhone, so there will not be particular problems to see every website. That will change is probably the way to interact with web pages by exploiting the potential of multi-touch interface as has already happened for iPhone and iPod Touch games (take a look at Gameloft N.O.V.A. presentation on iPad during the Apple Keynote) and this will significantly influence and innovate the structure of web pages and their features.

And what about the lack of Flash on the iPad (link on iPhone and iPod Touch)? I think the Apple’s choice drastically limits the access to many websites but it could be, hopefully, a big opportunity to accelerate the slow process to switch to the HTML 5.

THE AUTHOR: Antonio Lupetti is an italian engineer, pro blogger, Mac user, founder of woorkup.com. He lives in Rome, Italy. Follow Antonio on Twitter or take a look at his Facebook Profile.

PS: Suddenly ala ala macam tasty pulak si sapa namanya dia tu, Apple CEO Steve Jobs hat kat ataih tadi tu dok present2 the new Apple iPad tu… Suddenly kan Mr. Jobs, I rase, you ols sangats candiew… tasty, very der! (Sambil cuit peha Fifi, spedo jerrrkkk! Hahaha)… Ape kata u kasik kat I segala mak nenek yang ado sangkut paut dengan Apple/ Mac??? Mrasa jgn u courier bok mai buah LAI dengan buah EPAL dah la! Hahahahaha!

Is it? Really arh? If so, why, cannot meh???

November 20th, 2009

What? Tetiber jer tajuk entry very der dubdabdubdab suspensi katanya di pagi Jumaat ni, kan? Hiks!… Ni ha kesahnye, about this issue Akak came across katanya waktu dok belek2 hp cik Rania Escova kita sorang ni (aiyoh! Nampak sangat issue lama, sah sah kejadian belek2 hp ini berlaku tak silapkiew, TAHUN LEPAS! Mati la past tense melampau! HAHA!), ternampak la kesahnye image ni dalam gallery hp die… Image ape? Ish! Sabaq la sat. Biaq Akak citerkan. Hiks…

Well, its not so much of nak ceritakan pa per sangat pon – more or less, menyambung kaedahnye sessi mempersoalkan ‘issue’ tersebut, tadi dah Akak melalak kat area title of this post, kan? So now mrasa Akak nak sambung cikittt sajork before Akak reveal issue tersebut, apakah ianya, nah? Hehehehe…

So the issue states that lately got this penyakit or fenomena (haiyoh, tetiber ni kuaq ilham perkataan FENOMENA katanya… hiks!) yang saban hari kian waktu makin meningkat naik jumlah nya (Ape? H1N1? Aids? Ish! Stop speculating! Satgi Akak reveal lah, hish!) and issue tersebut seolah2 macam like, tak der lah memburuk2kan keadaan, ataupun menambahkan garam perisa kasik lagi hebats. Its like, the issue simple states the condition – cuma Akak nya fight for justifikasi katanya, awat, takbley ka if so, the issue seems to be increasing drastically, like, cannot meh? It’s not like the increasing issue is up to a level of great concern sampaikan can involve soalnya hidup, mati, seksa, segala bagai, tui dak? (Bet u ols mesti like, “Ape kejadahnya ponen ni mrepek pepagi ni ha!?!”, kan? Hehehe…! Tah la, Akak pun tetiber dalam keadaan kezombian yang merbahaya dah ni! LOL!)

 

Issuenye yang ni ha! Hehehe…

Issue Kes Gimuks
Tada!!! Lalalala...

So sepertimana yang Akak persoalkan, really meh, semakin ramai yang gimuks these days? (Sambil lari2 ke cermin dressing table and belek2 diri sendiri… kusss semangat. Mujurs I lite2 CUBBY jer… OOOPS!) Well, like I said tadi, so what? What if betulnya pon ramai orang these days dah debab ke gimuks ke ape ke, ape kes? Awat, semua hat besaq2 badannye ni semuanya berpenyakit, ha? Depa2 ni semua, bermasalah, ha? Haiiit… Akak rasa la kan, hat dok buat masalah tu, sebenaqnya, hat dok dengki geng2 sehat ni always dapat attention -bkanka? Hehehehe… Besides, so long as you’re happy, apa kesahnya kalo kurus gemuk keding debab, CUBBY ke ape ke kan? Lalalala…

PS: Fifi, depa2 hat dengki ngan kita2 yang CUBBY ni kan, nak tau pasaipa? Huhuhu – sebabnye, semuanya cubbychasers hat lekloks semuanya nak kat kita and takmoh kat depa, so depa makan hati depa mengata la kita cubbylicious bagai, bkanka? (E eh? Tetiber nih? LOL!)

Dead or Alive – a band – and my goodness, what a band!!?

September 6th, 2009

“Dead or Alive” ? -> Sesuatuh kan? And for a group of musicians to be using such words/ phrase as their group/ band name, bagi Akak lah kan… LAGI sesuatuhs! Very der ala² like Tom Hanks’ latest movie itiew, “ANGELS & DEMONS”… kan? Hahaha… (Well actually, nothing so much persamaan pon in the first place… LOL!)

Anyways anyhow… kaedahnye, I came across this page yang got this groups’ discography torrent download which not only displays the link to the download, but also whats in it – I mean, apakah content nye yer. And the followings are the first few, say, 11 songs kot, yang ade dalam that torrent download file (semuanya actually a total of 132 songs rasenye…):

Dead Or Alive Discography

# 01 – What I Want.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 02 – Misty Circles.mp3 | 3.3 MB | Type: Audio
# 03 – Do It.mp3 | 3.6 MB | Type: Audio
# 04 – I’d do anything.mp3 | 3.8 MB | Type: Audio
# 05 – That’s the Way (I like it).mp3 | 3.4 MB | Type: Audio
# 06 – You Make Me Wanna.mp3 | 2.7 MB | Type: Audio
# 07 – Sit On It.mp3 | 2.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 08 – Wish You Were Here.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 09 – Absolutely Nothing.mp3 | 4 MB | Type: Audio
# 10 – Far Too Hard.mp3 | 4.1 MB | Type: Audio
# 11 – You Spin Me Round (like a record).mp3 | 3.1 MB | Type: Audio

Ok now, look at the list… carefully now, look at the title of the songs ya… Just like what Akak did the first time. And guess what? Akak immediately got an idea of…

THIS! Hiks!

Nukilan sepi buat kekaseh, hasil peng-kompilasi-an lagu² (name of the songs are highlighted in bold font ya) from the above-said group, yang tidak official, malah, men-sial-kan lagi keadaan, ado lah! Woooppps!!! Owh and erm, by Nurlea Laurielle (tetap ni nak kreditkan diri sendiri ni! LOL!)

To my dearest lover…

Hi. How are you? ASL/ STATS please? OPS! (Matila tema skript permulaan dalam mIRC, kan? Lalalala…) I’ve been longing to tell you this, the answer to your question – “Darling, what do you want?”. I’ve been meaning to find ways to tell you and I guess the only way I could tell you what I want is through this letter… So, you really what to know What I Want? What I want would be something special. What I want would be for us to be together, under some Misty Circles glowing, and appearing right before us, as you hold me in my arms… And when that happens, I shall let you Do It. Do what? Remember the promise, “I’d do anything for you…”? Yes, I’m ready for you to do anything and everything and whatever that thing you shall be doing to me, I want you to do it hard, because That’s the Way (I like it). I love you so much, owh my love. Whenever I’m with you, always You Make Me Wanna go right up to your face and Sit On It but I never had the guts to do so or even tell you. That’s why it’s been so hard for me to tell you… Owh darling… how I Wish You Were Here because as I’m writing this letter to you now, I am wearing Absolutely Nothing. Yes, I know I could just settle the urge I’m having tonight with my collections of artificial male genitals of different colors and sizes (some of ‘em vibrates too, battery-operated of course…) which I’ve been collecting when I travel abroad all these while, but then, all of ‘em, despite the various tastes and shapes, all of ‘em are not the same like yours… Yours darling, would be Far Too Hard for any of these rubbers to be compared to… And above all my precious, these dangling DIY-orgasm tools, don’t make me spin the way you do! You Spin Me Round (like a record)!!!. Owh darling! Come to now. And cum too! (OPS!!! Matila I’m late to go out to meet CA because of this entry/ letter! Damnit! Errr now, sape yang really having the urges ni? Me of this fictional woman in need of her man ni? Confusing tau! OPSSS LAGI! Lalala!)

Sincerely yours…
The Weeping Widow ?

Kan? Hiks! Owh, and em, DISCLAIMER: The ‘letter’ has no double triple meaning behind it, and plus the writer i.e. moi, had intentions at all to make fun, criticize, condemn, or humiliate any parties or any of the names of the songs from the group’s discography list. Just so happens the idea came in spontaneously as I see it. Lalalala… and it’s only for personal use, for the purpose as an entry/ part of an entry of this blog. Spank yiew, eh, I mean, Thank you… Ops!

Ok now – am off! DUIYEN! Owh JC! Hold on! This JANDA MERANA is coming! Lalalala… Hahahahaha!

Dead or Alive are a British New Wave band from Liverpool, England that rose to popularity during the 1980s, and evolved from the late 1970s Gothic rock band Nightmares in Wax.They are best known for their 1985 #1 UK hit single, 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)'. More about this band at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29)
Matila POKOK JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - kesahnye nama pokok tu asal2nya THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE, tapi, gara2 nak di Bahasa Melayu kan nye, terus, sign kat pokok tu yang ado kat Tasek KJ tu ditukarkan kepada JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - hellow? WILLOW? WIDOW? Jauh sangat larinnye tema tu, kan? Kan 5thE? Kan Volksie? Hahaha! Matila last part ni takder kene mengena pun dengan surat buat kekasih yang puitis itiew tadi, kan? Hahaha!

Updated: Oldtown, comment CA, unpublished photos, tindakan susulan 5thE…

September 4th, 2009

This is the updated versi from the post: “Oldtown White Coffee? Issue? CA, comment sket?” which Akak buat just before this entry yah… Nak edit posting tu, dah cukup panjang dah. Mrasalah tempek sini sajork segala updates, for now. Hiks!

Al-kisahnye bermula gara² issue Oldtown dikatakan serving tidak halal dishes… this is what Chef Aduka, ex-cafe manager for Oldtown White Coffee Alor Star outlet, said in his kommentar…

Submitted on 2009/09/03 at 6:33pm

well…as i know….all the product it self halal…..contoh nissin noddle tuh…mmg halal….tapi bukannya cop halal mesia la…cop halal hongkong la… awatnya… tarak org islam ka kat hongkong tuh???? apa la….. minyak utk hor fun tuh mmg minyak udang…. dgn minyak bijan…… habis ko ingat babi tuh byk minyak sgt ker???? BUTUH!!!! BABI BYK LEMAK LA LAHABAU!!!! Apa yg aku tgk..had jadik punca dok sebaq e-mail2 nih… pasai sakit hati tak leh bukak franchise kan???? Tau kenapa org melayu tak dibenarkan bukak franchise nih????sebab melayu tak bersungguh-sungguh…. me-LAYU kan saja…. coz i tau la keje dgn melayu cemana…. Chinese…. bab keje… mmg nak tip top… sebab tuh byk chinese berjaya.. 4 ur info….franchise secret recipe…dalam 1 mesia….hanya 3 org melayu jer yg dapat join…tuh pun sebab atas dasar kemenusiaan….. Old town white coffee punya franchise schedule…1 onwer…kena bukak atleast 4 franchise dalam 1 negeri….. merasa lah guna big capital…… tak semua melayu boleh buat la…. yg aku dok heran kan… sibuk2 nak tau halal ka dak… yg hantaq e-mail tuh… dah sempurna sgt dah ka???? Sembahyang cukup ka???? nih….. sembahyang tunggin tebalik pun belum tentu Allah taala terima tau… lagik la pulak dok sebaq2 e-mail ni… taman pokok okid lagik bagus!!! bukanka????

CA then later texted me notifying Akak yang dia dah komentar and mintak maaf if he terover emo. Akak said its ok, we all semua just wanting to know the truth tu je la kan. Its ok CA… Thanks anyways… :) BTW – TAMAN POKOK ORKID ka TANAM!?!?!? Ops! (Ikuti komentar² lain – here)

 

And further with this issue – Akak knew the original e-mail contained photos but since Gmail blocked the photos maka Akak couldn’t be bothered to check pun the photos. Well, not until Akak click “Show images in this mail” thingy and tada! Ado gegambarans yang wajar disharing² bersama… Mrasa!

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Susulan kepada e-mail, posting Akak, komen²tar bagai semuanya, 5thE telah baik hati yer mempelawakan dirinya untuk bantiew Akak by sending this e-mail, a copy la kan, to Persatuan Pengguna Islam Pulau Pinang since katanya 5thE, depa ni yang dok rajin check² bagai. Well lets hope for a good response from these ppl and mrasalah hopefully by doing this, kita akan tau jugak the ultimate-truth… KAN? (Not that Akak nak mengaibkan kata² CA. But Akak just wanting to be fair to all pihaks la kan. Hiks!)

So 5thE, mrasa, keep us all updated nah? (Or should I say, keep me notified and updated pasai u fwrd²kan the e-mail to PPIPP itiew… nah? Hiks! Thanks u ols!)

Talk about fetish, weirdo costume; kinkiness? GILE?

August 26th, 2009

Ok so we’ve prolly seen some ppl in these weirdo costumes, especially during celebrations like Halloween nights and such. Ok, so maybe if not the costumes yang pelik, manusia yang pakai costumes tuh yang pelik². Costumes tu originally ‘ok jer lalalalala’, terus jadik PELIK bile diaorang ni yang pakai… kan…?

BUT, of all these weirdo feti-sheesh-ness-multi-kinki-ness-sh*t (stay with me now, pronounce the never-existed-words slowly, you’ll soon get it! OPS!) costumes, nothing seems to be able to tandingi this next costume which I’m about to show-yiew right after the toggle show/ hide rest content nih… I tell yiew, very der ok!

The weirdo of all weirdos
Akak still tengah trying very hard to imagine would this be a good NATIONAL COSTUME tak during any beauty pageant, eh? But which country eh? Hurmmm...

Apakah inih!?!?! Ok so we’ve had Batwoman, (eh, Batgirl kan? Batwoman got meh?), Catwoman, Supergirl, whatelse, dan lain² lagi la kan, malas Akak nak pikiaq. But I’m sure, semuanya akan tertunduk dengan this one lah, but, apakah? The vody a bit like balloon sajork, more like LEGO jer; itu kepala ala ala macam boxing helmet tu pong ado, kindda remind me of Cartoon Network’s iMucha Lucha! sajork, tapi yang tu, sanggup jugak la Akak gagahi untuk nengoknyew. Yang inih!?! Haiyoh!!! Srupa ‘Cik-Bi’ punya rupo pong ado jugak, kans? (‘Cik-Bi’ = Oink Oink lah! Ish!) Hmmm… pelikkk lahaiii pelik!

But as pelik as it may be, persoalannya ialah, costume vusuks iniew, untuk apakah? “Wanna Be On Top!?!”, tak gittu, Rania Escova? Ke pakaian ini dipakai untuk ke majlis² keramaian ala ala Gala Dinner Function Oscar Emmy bagai di JC mahupun Stadi? OPS!

What if la kan, got Malaysians yang nak berhari Merdeka August 31st like this…

August 16th, 2009
Waaalauuupunnnn... today haribulan brapa tah, sah sah takder kene mengena dengan 4th of July, US Independence Day katanya - kan!?! Tapi got to do with our 31st August coming soon nanti nih! Hiks!

Waaalauuupunnnn... today haribulan brapa tah, sah sah takder kene mengena dengan 4th of July, US Independence Day katanya - kan!?! Tapi got to do with our 31st August coming soon nanti nih! Hiks!

Pada pemikiran uols uols yang arif lagi bijaksana semuanya ni la kan, orang² Malaysians tu la kan, yang at that time akan berselimut-selubung-kelumbung-berlilitan-memeluk susuk tubuh sasa muskiuls yang tidak dilapik-alas dengan sebarang material berjahit yang lain itiew kan, akan dicharuts HILANG AKAL dan GILAKAH? Ataupun meke tidak akan dicharuts, tetapi meka akan diberi amaran keras supaya tinggalkan Malaysia dan pi la memana pon? Or perhaps, maybe, no warning at all? And no no such thing as ujian “Sila kemukakan secara bertulis 10 sebab kenapa anda berkelakuan-perangai sedemikian rupa, dalam keadaan berbogel-telanjang-bulat, berselimut-lilitkan hanya dengan kain jalur gemilang kebanggaan kebangsaan negara tercinta, Malaysia, dan didapati melakukan aktiviti tersebut pada hari keramat 31 Ogos, iaitu Hari Kemerdekaan Malaysia? Sila jawab soalan ini dalam masa 10 minit.”! (Aiyoh! Soalan saja pun punya la panjang – satni hat 10 sebab tu jugak jadi 10 patah perkataan maka jawapan lagi pendek dari soalan – hahaha korang ado? OL!)

Hahaha… so, its either dicharuts HILANG AKAL or GILA MEROYAN AIR NAIK KEPALA segala bagai – or terus sajork masuk merengkok dalam jail! Ape pendapat u ols? (Silap² dok pose pose like that for photoshoot, ambulance spital sakit jiwa mai serbu, katanya tangkap bawak balik spital for further treatment kegilaan. Kan? Sia sia penat2 bergelar MODEL tapi dikatakan gila – kan? OPS! Disklaimer – Akak tak kata kat sapa sapa pon tau, tak der niat pun. Kalau ade pun, maybe Akak mengata kat GINGER jer. Tu pun kalau dia tak trasa, Akak punya backup plan, ngata kat kembarnye, iaitiew RANIA pulak – OPS! Matila disklaimer tak sudah2!)

So anyways, bagi hat depa² model² Omputeh nih (mati la after the toggle ‘Show/ hide…’ tu ada lagi gambar² berunsur-element seperti gambar opening tu – OPS!), Akak rasa, diaorang ni modeled with pride, feeling proud, not just to have body mampanz, but to have their national flag wrapped around ‘em – sapa lagi hat dapat feeling like that selain dari dead soldiers and politicians, yang will ended up having the flag of the United States to be selimutted atas depa punya kranda (selimutted – past tense for selimut katanya – ko tak nanges!?!) , kan???

And sometimes, mende cam ni yang some of ‘em can consider as just another photo shoot – whereas ada sesetengah diantara meka pulak yang beranggapan, like, they’ve done something big, something huge – its like, an achievement la kiranya. Gila, bukan senang k nak pose pose bugilst dan hanya berbaliuts dengan kain tak berjahit ie. bendera, or perhaps, kain batik!?! OPS! Mati la pose pose biadaps orang tu guna kain tuala jew??? *** Sila lihat gallery nanti! Mati la joined sekali dalam gallery ‘Happy 4th of July’, kan? CLUST!

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Bagi Akak ler, sure, they can feel proud segala bagai, sebab, yer, memang bukan senang nak pose2 like thats, although, memang lah, bukannye displaying 100% naked/ full frontal nude bagai pon. Pun begitu, to have your country’s/ great nation’s flag wrapped around your naked body, Akak rasa, tetap ade element, BIADAPS lah, don’t you ols agree? No doubt, eye-candies sangats, cuci mata sundel! Suke sangats! But, eye-candy, no eye-candy, eye-popping, no eye-popping, lollipops no lollipops (OPS! Motif LOLLIPOP? LOLOIIIPOPS kot, tak gitu kengkawans? Ops!), elemet BIADAPS and kwajaaaqqq terhadap negara yang kau sumbah as your hometown/ country itiew tetap ade. And for sure, Akak rasa, kalau versi Malaysia kuar (kalu the idea even lepasss penapisan negara whatever kementerians yang involved la kan – mati la tatau!), mesti ala ala konsepnye, atas pakai singlet/ baju pogoda, dengan pakai kat bawah tu, no, dinch underwear – terus seluar pendek ok! Mati la jejaka berhemah! Ha, like that, then Akak rasa it’ll be ok. Tapi kalu telanjang bulat terus, aiyoh, Akak risau sangat rusuhan! Choys!!! Touch-wood!!!

Anyways, enuff about biadapness, and against all odds, national laws, rules, orders and etc. Mrasalah its time to “lap air liur yang dari tadi dok tap tap tap jatuh tu and enjoy the photos biarpun hanya 4 (sebenarnye lebih lagi dok ada – OPS!)! Hahaha!”

PS: Chef Aduka, u ols takmoh pose pose lagu ni? Ka, style Ginger jugak u nak? I siapkan shaverinas! OPS!

Because of “You”… It’s all because of “You”. You who? YouTube? Ops!

August 16th, 2009

No… Not YouTube. Apa korang pikir Akak buang tabiat ka dok tak dudok nak buat entry ala ala bertemakan konsep ‘Untukmu, Keranamu, oh YouTube’, gittu? Hish! Tadak keje la namanya itiew! LOL! Eh, no, bukan tadak keja. Ada keje… keja buang tabiat nak mampos gamaknya kot!?! Hahaha…

No no, the ‘YOU’ as Akak sebut²kan kat dlm entry title today tu, jugak, tidak Akak khususkan kepada anyone or anybody in particular yer. Haha mrasalah kali ni Akak dengan berbesar hati berbangga habis²an ni, ingin kuarkan statement, bahawasanya,

THIS ENTRY kali ni (kali ni jer la, kan? LOL!) is not about me! It is about the celebration of SOME women yang by right dikatakan diciptakan cerdik and dibuktikan time after time, normally lebih pintar bijak bagai dari kaum lelaki. Mrasalah this entry also points out that not only SOME of the women out there yang KURENG cerdiks, malah, got SOME jejantans-jejaka-lembiuts, yang terhegeh2 nak jadi womansss ni (ehem ehem! Ops! Paham kan??? Lalalala!) pun also ended up macam golongan2 minor/ kelompok kumpulan wanita kecil/ some small portion of populasi wanita dunia yang KURENG bijaksana.

Disclaimer-itu-penting: Biar Akak stresskan here; I said SOME yer dalam statement kat atas tu, and not entire/ ALL ok! Jgn ade feeling² nak saman Akak pulak!

Walaupun satu kategori ori dan satu tak ori, (OPS lagi!!!), namum begitiew, these two kelompok manusia minor yang kalu tak dibendung dan diajaq, boleh merebak jadi kelompok besau dan matilah mother earth serta Miss Earth akan disurrounded by… well, Akak tannak lah sebut directly, tapi, pikir² balik jap lagi time Akak sedap membahaskan fakta², confirm lah kuarnye memakian hehamunans. So baik Akak kata skarang kan? Ha…. disurrounded by what? IDIOTS. Yesza. Kelompok kecil/ segelintir/ sejumlah bilangan yang kecil/ small, little portion jer, of manusia specifikasiknya mainly wanita remaja muda (ada hat tua juga – ops!) DAN jugak geng geng kaum krabat pepondans, gayahsboys and so fort ni la, ha, depa ni la yang Akak dok YOU YOU YOU tu. Pahem dah sampai setakat la ni? Good!

Kalau tak paham jugak, well, hopefully after the ‘Show/ hide rest of post content’ toggle nanti tu, korang akan paham.

Takpa. Korang yang lambat pickup, not to worry. You don’t fall in this group of small, little, puaks, yang bengap. Sebabnya, hampa slow disebab Akak putaqbelit ayat pening pala panjang sangat so you guys might need to ulangi-pemahaman-bacaan anda satu round sakalilagi la… sedangkan, nuh, kompulan prempuans dan pompuans (got beza ok – the later one tu, hat tak ori lew – OPPPSSS!) yang Akak dok ngata kureng cerdik, bengap selenga habis tu, semuanya gar2 pasai one thing – apakah? Ya… JANTAN!

No, Akak bukan nak menyalahkan jejants tu, and no, bukan pasai Akak taste jantan ke ape ke – tapi dalam konteks yang Akak cuba diskusikan disini ialah, sememangnye, salah-bengapnye geng pompuan jugak! (OPS! Makhap yer. Bukan SEMUA geng perempuan yerrr – SEGELINTIRRR! Haiyoh! Penat la disklaimer sepanjang jalan nih! Hish!) Nak tau pasaipa yang Akak kata salah prompuans dan bukan jantans, altho, memangla, jantans pun ada gak salah depa. Tapi dalam contoh video clip yang Akak cuba sampaikan disini, clearly awai² nampak salah sapa dah…? Cuba kita lihatkan… Mrasa!

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Note: Sila aib-abaikan line ijau kat vclip ni – sorry lupa nak convert media file la ni kaedahnye. But that’s not the issue, so, I suppose, shouldn’t be a problem! Hiks!

Anyways, the Vclip was taken from Beyonce’s Experience LA Concert, waktu lagu Jailhouse Confession la, and yang Akak nak titikberatkan, ialah, the last confession itiew. Mrasalah kite read in detail… apakah???

I have always been an independent woman < -- Good start
But I knew he was broke when I met him < -- "ALERT! ALERT!"
But I didn’t mind though < -- "Gone-case!!!" sudahhh...
‘coz he always put it down < -- I have soklan - put what down eh? OPS!
I took him everywhere – Egypt, Brazil, Milan, u name it < -- Ado si jantan tu mintak nak ikut? Got meh? Si premps itiew yang bawak, kan?
But little did I know he was picking up a souvenir in every city < -- Salah meh? I collect souvenirs too. OPS! Infact, I have souvenir-tak-bawak-balik pon dari oversea, matilah dibeli dan dibiarkan saja di negara/ tempat asal. Mudah² kalo Akak gi lagi, bley beli-and-tinggalkan lagi, kan? OPPPSSS!!!
So when I caught him with that extra souvenir < -- Ha... mula la tu...
I stampped his passport to his final destination < -- Sentap... sentap!
to hell! < -- E eh? Akak got 1 q also, last!!! You send to hell, how? Courier service? Lalalala...

Now clearly u ols can tell – Firstly, awai² elok ja, dah elok dah kiranya, Independent woman. Bagus la. Not depending on sapa², sapa² pun lite² tak depend kat dia kan. Pastu, jumpa jantan, clearly dah tau secrystal²nya, nan ado duit nan ado apa² – haruslah bergantungan pada diri pada si prempuans/ pompuans itiew, kan? Pastu, ayat seterusnya – buta²nya dia tak kesah bab jantan itiew tak berduits, kira-kaedahnye krana apa? “Coz he always put it down!” Akak suppose, put her down on bed and huyah huyah huyah ajer la kan. Pompuans al peponens pun samalah! Jumpa jantan taste, takperla. Spedo jer, bunga rampai jer, busuk² main sedap ngan jantan tu – yooo lah! Harrrtuih! Suka la konsep² bunga rampai nih! Pastu tak cukup bunga rampai, spedo bawak pi Egypt (EGYPT!?! Hey 2007 yang Akak gi Egypt tu Akak tak spedo jantan memana bawak pi tau! Hiks!), Brazil, Milan (fashion show ka? Ops!). Pastu dah ciktan tu makan luaq, hang nak sentap, nak cop passport to hell (ko pikir ko sapa nak hantaq orang pi hell?!? Immigration Department of Hell-Zone ke!?!) segala bagai. Sedangkan if dikaji semula, hang jugak yang getek mulakan it all! Kan?

Well, that’s the way AKAK see it la kan… Although, I could be wrong jugaks, kan? OPS! Pendapat u ols pulak lagumana? Mrasa kita berperdebatskan… lets!

PS: SEKALI lagi buat penutupan entry, when Akak said kaum pompuan (be it ori or non-ori tu la!) being bengap bodoh pekak wailul bahlul bodohpiang bagai gara² jantan… dan nafsu serakah haiwan biawak bagai tu, AKAK bermaksudkan dari awalnya, hanyalah SEGELINTIR saje yer. Hat lenglain tu, Akak tau, pandai, cekap, berhemah, takbuat keje² camni, cam Akak la. Tak gitu Rania? OPS! (Mati la tanya pon, pakar cerai berai masuk keluar naik turun COURT, kan? Lalalalala!). So jgn ade pulak yang trasa terkecik hatipooky bagai yer, sebab Akak sebout berolang²kali yer - SEGELINTIR, MINORITY, SEGEROMBOLAN KOMPULAN KECIL sajork yer…

Mrasa… pikir²kan, and lepas tu, mrasalah, lets comments, nah? Hiks!

Sebab² kenapa Pondan²… Well said, Akak stuju, very!

August 14th, 2009

The following articles kaedahnye were taken from blog MN ni; not that Akak takleh nak come up with such entry, but this MN person (yang Akak tahu sangat sapadia – OPS!) wrote the articles so precisely short and simply, and have all the points laid out katanya so well, Akak just had just amek the points/ articles and placed ‘em right here in just one post (whereas si MN tu buat 2 posts la kan, hiks! Ya Ampun!!!)

Note the words, sentences, phrases marked in red font itiew, ha, those weren’t MN’s but actually Akak nye reply/ remark to MN’s points tu la, ok? Hiks!

6 SEBAB PONDAN2 DIBENCI LELAKI TULEN

  • Over acting – cara catwalk lenggang lenggok mengalahkan model atas stage < - Haha Akak agee sangat² tapi masalahnye Akak pong, hahaha catwalk jugak! Mati la even when not in drag? LOL! Mati la mak!
  • Makeup over macam pontianak harum sundal malam – bulu mata palsu mcm bulu mata unta, bedak foundation berteraboq, blusher merah menyala macam opera cina < - Yesza! Very der true - mati la make up chukkie yer? Hiks! Tapi tetap ni, biarpun chukkie, confidensi tahap cipan. Pi jugak cik'enduts. Pastu bila jantan naik meluat tgk, dah la perangai tergedik2, make up srupa hantian, trus depa tak tahan, hempuk sajork muka peponen tu dengan helmet, and lepas tu nangis teresak2 and kept on going... "Ape salah mak? Ape dosa mak?". Hahaha!
  • Mulut puaka – suka carut org takdak had walaupun budak kecik umoq 2 tahun dok tgk2 dia < - nih, hat MN blog owner mulutneraka.blogspot tu pulak, lagumana? OPS! Matila budak 5 tahun caruts member Akak kat kmpungnye, terus dipeligannye budak tu and tangkap, terus rejam muka budak tu masuk ke bendang/ sawah padi. Haiyoh! Takuts! LOL!
  • Miang, gatal tak bertempat – kalau cantik org tak kisah dikk, tapi kalau muka uols tu mcm toyol terendam dalam minyak diesel, jgn berangan nak menggatal..kang kena boh penyepak penerajang, naya jer..huhu < - Yesza... Akak very sure kes pondan kena hempuk helmets dia stadium tu antara salah satu contoh yer. Sekians! LOL!
  • Ketiak KETIBA’ALAIKUM, mulut HABATA < - I think in EARTH lingo, the point simply means - KETIAK KEPAM BERBAU, MULUT ALSO, kan!?? Hiks!
  • Suka cakap besaq – beli perfume RM10 kat Uptown, pi canang merata beli perfume kat QUEENSBAY MALL dgn harga RM250..Ingat org taktau ke dikk nak bezakan yang ori n pelesuu??? < - Hahahaha! Bagi Akak lew, mende immitations, produk busuk yang murah, all that can look like real branded stuffs, wangi and expensive, SEKIRANYA, si pembawak tu tau cara to bawak and dengan padanan yang sesuai. Kan...?

5 SEBAB PONDAN2 AKAN BERGADUH

  • Kes jantan – punca utama bermasam muka 3-4 tahun < - Bagi Akak, to a certain extend, ya, true, this could be a factor. Altho Akak pun penah gone through such scene, tapi takder lah sampai 3 4 tahun kan. I think when you're older and much wiser, men can't absolutely be a point to gaduh with your bestie, kan? Hiks!
  • Hutang sewa rumah < - No komen. Takpenah gone through this scene. NEXT!?!
  • Pinjam wig pastu bagi rosak < - Hehehehe entah lah. Akak prolly jenis amek tak kesah, tak pandang sangats kot. Sentap lite² tu ada lah kot, tapi, tah la. Motif nak gaduh sakan pasai wig? In the first place, motif pinjamkan your best/ newest wigs? Tak leh kasik pinjam yang USED wiggerinas ke kan? Kalo dah rosak pun kaedahnye, "ADA AKU KESAH?" cam tu, kan? Hehehe...
  • Mengadu domba – slalu jadi kat butik2 pengantin, pondan itu iri hati dengan kelebihan pndan lain, maka dia buat satu rancangan jahat iaitu dengan mengadu kat bossnye ttg masalah disiplin org yang dia dengki..Penyudahnya haruslah dia menang sbb pondan2 yang teraniaya ni tak suka gaduh-gaduh, berhenti keja trus < - Hmmm I get this feeling yang this 2nd article pasal 'SEBAB2' ni, based on MN's personal experience ka kat boutique itiew? Lalalalalala...
  • Duit – hutang tak reti2 nak bayar, masa pinjam mulut manis mengalahkan gula < - Hahaha memangs! And this don't just happen kat peponens sajork - it happens among straight ppl too Akak believev, kan? Hahahaha...

Ehek ehek! (Haaa mai dah wabak dok tak dudok gelak ‘ehek ehek’ ni! Ish! Lama dah tak mai, tetiber je kali ni mai balik. Hish! Awat tatau? Signs of requiring McD for dinner ke!?! OPS!). Anyways, mrasalah, komenz nah??? (Aiyoh! Sebut ja McD tetiber peruts berbunyik! Haippp!!! Diam la peruts! McD dah tutup! Its 10.02pm! Hush now hush!!!)

PS: If Akak nak tambah 1 sebab lagi to the 2nd article pasal 5 Sebab Pondan² Akan Bergaduh itiew, and make it a complete 6 sebabs, can arh? Hiks!

Sebab ke-6 Pondan² Akan Bergaduh:

  • Bila pondan bermulut jahat dan sebarkan pitenah – true, this may looked like point number 4 tapi ini point Akak yang Akak rasa has a much wider scope, bkanka? In Article 1, sure, pondan mulut jah, membuatkan jantan meluat. Bagi Akak, bukan geng jantan jer meluat – komuniti pepondan lain pun rasa cam nak hempok jer muka pondan mul jah tu dengan, helmet? DINCH! Heels? DINCH! Akak bagi dia trima rasa dihempok dengan frying pan macam dalam kartun tu kan! Only this time, lepas hempok dengan frying pan, Akak simbah dengan minyak pastu lightkan… eh – GILA!?! Akak maybe on the verge dapat title pondan kaki pukul but am not a murderer tau! Akak nak cakap, lepas Akak simbah minyak tu, Akak lightkan ROKOK Akak ler, and watch as I laugh with that ‘Volksie’ Evil Laugh style, and then after a short few seconds, Akak just petik the ciggie and campakkan jer, malas nak habiskan rokok itiew – and then KABOOMMM!!! Pondan bermul jah now HISTORY! OPS! Did I just dropped the ciggie? Owh, guess I did! OPS again! Lalalalala…

Ok dak? Lalalala…

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