Posts Tagged ‘saje² suke²’

Matila its all about “Bercakap”, “Banyak” dan “B….”

February 9th, 2010

Hahaha I wonder what’s with the last “B” word tu, kan? Hahahaha die la issue sensitivities! LOL!

Ini video pertama ni kisahnye pasal – BERCAKAP… BANYAK… hiks! Die lar yang bercakap banyak tu sebenarnye yang perlukan a RETAINER! Hiks!

And then, there’s this BABY yang also BANYAK (walaupun tak paham motif dan apa yang dicakapkannye itiew la kan) BERCAKAP dengan BAPAKnye… hiks!

And then, finally, this “B”… lalala…

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See why Akak save this last B and vid for last? Mati la jijiques!!! LOL!!!

Kezitau, kan!?! Mati la ada satu blog ni buat entry pasal video ni jugak, dengan titlenya “BILA PONDAN TAK TAU MALU” or something like that la kot. HAHAHAHA betul tu! Akak pun rasa nak pelempang jer bapok ni! HAHAHA

Dan tiber tiber…

February 5th, 2010

As Akak was doin’ Akak nye usual web browsing, searchin’ for stuffs and what not bagai, bagi tujuan personal dan jugak kerje la katanya, Akak dengan tak semena2 terbeliak bijik mata di kala mata dah mula sayu kusu layu bagai kan… terus fresh katanya! LOL!

Kaedahnye… motif??? Bahasa apakah iniew???

iKonek
Ngeh ngeh ngeh

See I told u – mula mula iPod. Then iPhone. Then now iPad. Ha, yang LEBIH now, mrasalah – iKonek! Hiks!

Hmmm… Ini srupa kes kaedahnye macam Akak gi Istanbul dulu tu – ingat? Kes kedai namanya ZAKAR tapi jual karpet ka, barang kemas tah? Ha… ini also same same kes la kot, kan? Bahasa Istanbul ke? Ops! (Mati la WikiP*ki katanya, kan? LOL!)

Happy Weekendings semua! Muahs!

Shocking? Not so lar… Expected? I suppose…

January 30th, 2010

Apekebendenye yang so the expected yang not so shocking sangat tu? Ape kes? Well, I’m sure ramai dah tahu kot… Bagi Akak, well, I expected as well cuma tak der lah sangke sampai nak jadi so public dan disuarakan terang2an sebegini rupa, kan…

Apenye!?! Akak nak kawen ke? Hahaha addinch lah!

Suzanne Roberts turut serta terkezuts
Yesza... Suzanne Roberts, host and producer of Seeking Solutions with Suzanne, ALSO terkezut sama2 dengan Akak yer. BTW Auntie, I know lar they said u ols katanya ala ala like the public access version of Barbara Walters... hiks! Barbara who? But then again, mimik muka terkejut u ols tu lagi menakutskan dari us yang terkejut dengan berita ini ok. Hiks!

Habis tu, ape kes? Sampai Auntie kat atas ni pon terkejut dog katanya, kan… hiks!

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Niiinnnndiaaaa ni ha!!! Fasal Volksie’s feberet singer. Hiks! Seems like the two of u share the same interest? Hiks! (PS: Hey hey hey! I dinch charuts Volksie yer! What I meant was both of them gemar MUZIK, korangkenapa?!! Nak jadi stonefire eh!?! Hiks! Volksie…. muahs! Hehehe!)

Shocking News
Carutans directs to the glory magaparoyo to the world of survival kits - George Michael katanya, suke... ops! Maaatilaaa DEC 6TH TAHUN LEPAS punya gossip a.k.a SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Brani Mampos!) Hiks!

Very der kan? Altho some might say “Ala, dah agak lama dah… ” or like “Elllehhh… orang tau dah laaama dah lerr…”, still, bagi Akak, story December 6th tahun lepas ni, Akak baru dapat tau tadi sajork. Hiks!

In the beginning of an interview George Michael did with The Guardian, the interviewer writes about how these German girls waited for hours outside of his house to get his autograph. Well, the German girls should’ve disguised themselves as hairy leather daddies and hung out at Hampstead Heath. It only would’ve taken a few minutes for George Michael to show up to autograph their faces with the ink from his peen. That’s because George just loves huntin’ for park dick at Hampstead Heath when the weather is warm enough to keep his butt cheeks toasty.

George, who has an open relationship with his partner Kenny Goss, said, “The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer even–ing. Quite often there are campfires up there. It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d off your tits shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed. DyaknowhatImean?”

Oh, I know what you mean, Georgie. You’re a naturist. You just love the musty aroma of pine needles mixed in with ass sweat and foreskin fromage. It’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole.

Read More only at http://www.dlisted.com/

Aiyoh! Akak tak tahan ok the “… it’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole…”, kan? LOL!

Anyways, sekian dulu khidmat sharing is caring bits and infos from the net for today yer… now, mrasa, back to… work… Lalala…

Sape cakap Military-men got only 1 type of uniform!?!

January 28th, 2010

Angkat tangan!?! Sape yang cakap/ believe that these boys/ men in uniforms, got only 1 type of mat-terap-kind-of uniform jer??? Well, you thought wrong! What you believed tu, karut!

These boys/ men don’t just have that one type of uniform, ape, what do they call it? Ape tah? Celorong? Celerong? Ala – you guys know what I mean. Ginger lagi tau, kan? Dia kan pernah jadik duta uniform/ pakaian rasmi/ model untuk uniform puak2 Angkatan Tentera DiRaja Malaysia, ATM katanya, kan? Hiks!

Clust tak?
Clust lah! Lepas ni Kakak Ginger nak gi berperang di medan tempur di DUBAI katanya pada hari VALENTINES DAY ini yer - ops!

Annnyways… berbalik kepada topic citernye kali ni… Yes! Untuk pengetahuan semua, meka2 puak2 tentera ni, diaorang ade uniform lain juger yer, and kalu nak tahu, hikhokhikhok, you know what to do… click clock cleck! Hiks!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Clust kan?

Fashionable Army?
Who can tell, sape antara 3 orang askar ni, yang ade fashion-style-sense siket dalam diri sanubarinya itiew? Hiks! Love the combi-redness top and boxer itiew, kan? Lalalala!
Soldiers from the U.S. Army First Battalion, 26th Infantry take defensive positions at firebase Restrepo after receiving fire from Taliban positions in the Korengal Valley of Afghanistan’s Kunar Province, in this May 11, 2009 file photo. Spc. Zachery Boyd of Fort Worth, TX, far left was wearing “I love NY” boxer shorts after rushing from his sleeping quarters to join his fellow platoon members. From far right is Spc. Cecil Montgomery of Many, LA and Jordan Custer of Spokane, WA, center. (AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)

Mati la Akak! Lari dulu sebelum Akak kena tembak dengan senapang gajah! Hahaha!

Tennis, anyone?

January 27th, 2010

Mrasa now, who vants to flay tenniz wiz Akak??? Hey don’t play play arh! My moaning for each stroke I make as the ball hits the surface of the stick Akak holding tu (AIYOH! Akak was referring to the tennis reket tu ler, yang Akak pegang2 tu, nak main bola tennis tu, ish! Otak masing2, tak ingat! Lucah! Ops!), very der Martina Navratilova pon confirm re-retire ok buat kali kedua; Serena Williams also sanggup surrender awai2 dengan Akak tau! Even Martina Hingis pon nangis kuar hingus tau! Hiks!

Martina Navratilova
Martina Navratilova, smiling, as she re-bersara dari donia tennis dengan kemunculannye Akak dipersada moaning, eh, tennis I mean! OPS! Dia senyummm jer, dinch sedeh, pelessi jugak ke? Dia taste kat Akak la tu! OPS!
Serena Williams
Katanya Serena Williams on Grass - clust! Reminds me of Ginger la pulak tetiber, kan? HAHAHA!
Martina Hingis
Martina Hingis - Nevermind her on the right side of the pic, soalan Akak, Anna Kourkova tu, adek bradek Victoria Secret\'s Angel, si Karolina Kourkova tu ke eh? And after answering that, baru korang jawabs - these two ladies ni, si Anna and Martina ni, lesvos meh?

Whatever – anyways… hiks! Mrasalah! Who wants to play play tennis balls, eh, tennis, with Akak, cepat? Lets! How to play? LIKE THIS!

Tennis-Anyone?
Tennis, anyone??? Ops! (PS - 2nd OPS coming up - I ols rase cam candiew jew avang activist itiew, kan? Macam, selammmbakkk kemeriahannye terserlah - aiyoh! OPS! EH, make that 3 ops! HAHAHA!)

“A Palestinian demonstrator uses a tennis racket to return an empty tear gas canister at Israeli soldiers during a protest against the controversial Israeli barrier in the West Bank village of Bilin near Ramallah October 23, 2009. (REUTERS/Yannis Behrakis)”

HA! Like this lah! Dinch la mau perlu guna the yellowish greenish hard-not-so-so balls pelbagai brandings sekarang ni katanya kan… mrasalah kite guna BOMB saja! Sure lepas hit it, maka, BERDENTUMLAH kebaaabbooommm side pihak opponent kite itiew, kan? Hiks! (Asal tetiber hari ni Akak rase, macam, Akak ngajar buat jahat jer ni – cakap pasal sticks, balls, itu ini, and now, this? Heheheh – nak buat cemana – trend… wahhh gitu! HAHAHA!

Kalu yer pon nak menyanyi, perlu laaa pose² like this?

November 23rd, 2009

Feeling² gerand? Feeling² singing from the heart, ley??? Aiyoh… Dok tak dudok pinggang tu dok elok lagi – kot² satgi, b’coz of such pose, mrasa, osteoporosis diusia muda… TAHNIAH! Muahahaha!

What pose? This pose lar…

Pose Beyonce
Pose gerannnddd Beyonce... hohoh... ko ado!?! LOL!

Yang penting, Akak tak sanggup hokkay… tak sanggup! (Errr… tak sanggup ke… TAK MAMPU!?! LOL! Mati la nak duduk ‘katak’ pon dah mengah! LOL!)

Just short of 45 minutes… damn!

November 9th, 2009

Sleeping-Garfield
DISCLAIMER: Please note that Akak dinch la tido se-tidaksenonoh-ly like Garfield, ok! Hiks!
Please click on Garfield-Sleeping image to view a very important Disclaimer yer. TQ! Hiks!

  • Record: Personal Best – Total Sleeping Time
  • Total time (Hours: Minutes): 18H: 00M
  • Time: From 0400am to 2200pm
  • Year: 2004
  • Location (Where the record was made): Studio 301
  • Interruptions (Woke up temp. due to phone calls, SMSes, other temporarily interruptions): Cannot recall

Previous attempts, the total time ranges from 16 or 15 to almost near 17 hours. But this time around… its…

 

Damnit! It passed the 17-hours total time, but still, short of 45 minutes to even make it to the record time. Damn damn double damn!

  • Total time (Hours: Minutes): 17H: 15M
  • Time: From 0630pm to 1145am (+1)*
  • Year: 2009
  • Location (Where the record was made): Office
  • Interruptions (Woke up temp. due to phone calls, SMSes, other temporarily interruptions): 3 times1st, Jeebsion interrupted in person, askin’ for some rubber stamp or something. 2nd interruption was when 5thE called. 3rd was a final interruption cum wake up call from BBM (Darn, that one I cannot ‘abaikan’ la kan? Hiks!)

* The (+1) sign indicates the next following day

Imagine, if only dinch got those 3 interruptions, probably, the record which I held on for almost 5 years tu, sudah certainly be broken today… ish!

Is it just me, or memang u ols also smell smelly smelling somes-stings?

October 8th, 2009

I don’t know about you lots but as for Akak, Akak definitely smell smelly smelling somes-stings fish fishy fishing about this blog will be ‘revamp’ katanya? Nak jadi vampire pulak ke nak bervamp vampy vamping ni? LOL!!!

artanddesign.png
What's with all the pink pinky pinking kalers and also the concept2 of design lah, templates lah, layout la, art la (QUEEN tu tetap la nak kena ada, kan? LOL!) and what not - adakah kesepian melanda this blog akan terjawab dengan penghasilan another new template/ layout/ design and art bagai? Lalalala Kite lihat dan tunggu! Eh, kite tunggu dan lihat lah... hiks!

Raya… Ketupat pulut… Rendang daging…

September 20th, 2009

*Sigh*… What can I say? I’m only human… eheks!

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BBM punye irresistible beef rendang mixed with kuah kacang Agromas I think, just a purrrfecto combo with those two ulas of ketupat puluts. Damnit, now I feel like making another sin in the kitchen, by the side of the fridge - haiyoh, choys...

So what’s the problem? Hmmm…

A little bit of BBM’s beef rendang, with 2 ulas (ulas meh?) ketupat pulut, won’t hurt me pon… eeerrr, right??? If just once today, I suppose it won’t hurt me that much. Emmm, but what if emmm, sebelum sembahyang raya dah satu round. After that satu round lagi. Then lunch one more round, teatime, and then dinner – 10 ulas la kan all together – ok la kan? (Aiyoh! I can see Volksie pegang benang and jarum and my dresses dah!)

I’m only human… Raya pun once a year tau… *Sigh* Besides, 10 ulas jer – bukannye 100 ulas pong*TETAP ni… kan? LOL!!! And I see Volksie ALREADY SEWING/ ALTERING MY DRESSES IN ADVANCE DAH!!! Hahaha… U ols memang hebats tau Volksie! Hiks!*

Dead or Alive – a band – and my goodness, what a band!!?

September 6th, 2009

“Dead or Alive” ? -> Sesuatuh kan? And for a group of musicians to be using such words/ phrase as their group/ band name, bagi Akak lah kan… LAGI sesuatuhs! Very der ala² like Tom Hanks’ latest movie itiew, “ANGELS & DEMONS”… kan? Hahaha… (Well actually, nothing so much persamaan pon in the first place… LOL!)

Anyways anyhow… kaedahnye, I came across this page yang got this groups’ discography torrent download which not only displays the link to the download, but also whats in it – I mean, apakah content nye yer. And the followings are the first few, say, 11 songs kot, yang ade dalam that torrent download file (semuanya actually a total of 132 songs rasenye…):

Dead Or Alive Discography

# 01 – What I Want.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 02 – Misty Circles.mp3 | 3.3 MB | Type: Audio
# 03 – Do It.mp3 | 3.6 MB | Type: Audio
# 04 – I’d do anything.mp3 | 3.8 MB | Type: Audio
# 05 – That’s the Way (I like it).mp3 | 3.4 MB | Type: Audio
# 06 – You Make Me Wanna.mp3 | 2.7 MB | Type: Audio
# 07 – Sit On It.mp3 | 2.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 08 – Wish You Were Here.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 09 – Absolutely Nothing.mp3 | 4 MB | Type: Audio
# 10 – Far Too Hard.mp3 | 4.1 MB | Type: Audio
# 11 – You Spin Me Round (like a record).mp3 | 3.1 MB | Type: Audio

Ok now, look at the list… carefully now, look at the title of the songs ya… Just like what Akak did the first time. And guess what? Akak immediately got an idea of…

THIS! Hiks!

Nukilan sepi buat kekaseh, hasil peng-kompilasi-an lagu² (name of the songs are highlighted in bold font ya) from the above-said group, yang tidak official, malah, men-sial-kan lagi keadaan, ado lah! Woooppps!!! Owh and erm, by Nurlea Laurielle (tetap ni nak kreditkan diri sendiri ni! LOL!)

To my dearest lover…

Hi. How are you? ASL/ STATS please? OPS! (Matila tema skript permulaan dalam mIRC, kan? Lalalala…) I’ve been longing to tell you this, the answer to your question – “Darling, what do you want?”. I’ve been meaning to find ways to tell you and I guess the only way I could tell you what I want is through this letter… So, you really what to know What I Want? What I want would be something special. What I want would be for us to be together, under some Misty Circles glowing, and appearing right before us, as you hold me in my arms… And when that happens, I shall let you Do It. Do what? Remember the promise, “I’d do anything for you…”? Yes, I’m ready for you to do anything and everything and whatever that thing you shall be doing to me, I want you to do it hard, because That’s the Way (I like it). I love you so much, owh my love. Whenever I’m with you, always You Make Me Wanna go right up to your face and Sit On It but I never had the guts to do so or even tell you. That’s why it’s been so hard for me to tell you… Owh darling… how I Wish You Were Here because as I’m writing this letter to you now, I am wearing Absolutely Nothing. Yes, I know I could just settle the urge I’m having tonight with my collections of artificial male genitals of different colors and sizes (some of ‘em vibrates too, battery-operated of course…) which I’ve been collecting when I travel abroad all these while, but then, all of ‘em, despite the various tastes and shapes, all of ‘em are not the same like yours… Yours darling, would be Far Too Hard for any of these rubbers to be compared to… And above all my precious, these dangling DIY-orgasm tools, don’t make me spin the way you do! You Spin Me Round (like a record)!!!. Owh darling! Come to now. And cum too! (OPS!!! Matila I’m late to go out to meet CA because of this entry/ letter! Damnit! Errr now, sape yang really having the urges ni? Me of this fictional woman in need of her man ni? Confusing tau! OPSSS LAGI! Lalala!)

Sincerely yours…
The Weeping Widow ?

Kan? Hiks! Owh, and em, DISCLAIMER: The ‘letter’ has no double triple meaning behind it, and plus the writer i.e. moi, had intentions at all to make fun, criticize, condemn, or humiliate any parties or any of the names of the songs from the group’s discography list. Just so happens the idea came in spontaneously as I see it. Lalalala… and it’s only for personal use, for the purpose as an entry/ part of an entry of this blog. Spank yiew, eh, I mean, Thank you… Ops!

Ok now – am off! DUIYEN! Owh JC! Hold on! This JANDA MERANA is coming! Lalalala… Hahahahaha!

Dead or Alive are a British New Wave band from Liverpool, England that rose to popularity during the 1980s, and evolved from the late 1970s Gothic rock band Nightmares in Wax.They are best known for their 1985 #1 UK hit single, 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)'. More about this band at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29)
Matila POKOK JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - kesahnye nama pokok tu asal2nya THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE, tapi, gara2 nak di Bahasa Melayu kan nye, terus, sign kat pokok tu yang ado kat Tasek KJ tu ditukarkan kepada JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - hellow? WILLOW? WIDOW? Jauh sangat larinnye tema tu, kan? Kan 5thE? Kan Volksie? Hahaha! Matila last part ni takder kene mengena pun dengan surat buat kekasih yang puitis itiew tadi, kan? Hahaha!
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