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First rabun, now tendonitis? Aiyyyooohhh…

November 4th, 2009

And its like only day 4 dalam bulan November yang happens to be bulan comeback berblogging ni kan? Aiyoh… dugaan la dugaan. Pasai pa la tatau…

But definitely, for sure, ini kes baru and although ade similarity between misteri sakit kaki kiri Akak yang lasted selama sebulan tu dulu tu – ingat dak? Well, itu confirm kena gigitan anak lipan katanya. But this time around, Doctor mengesahkan, yang it has nothing to do with any gigitans yer. This time. which started yesterday la kan all of a sudden nih, is purely Ankle Tendonitis, which is said to be very common among active individuals (motif? Orang active kena? Isk… Kang jadi inactive, bengkak mengembang kat badan pulak – then how? Ish!), individuals who have either “flat feet” (kaki leper meh me? Hmmm…) or who’s feet tend to collapse in (“overpronators” – meaning yang selalu pakai HEELS kan? When me got selalu – last heels Akak pakai was in February! Ish! Lamanye effect tu nak serang, kan? Hahaha!), may experience pain and swelling along the inside of their foot or ankle (well, Akak kena ankle, and believe me, it is no good feeling ok, as this got to do with our tendon (tendon yer bukan tundun yer! ISH!) and this tendon is the one yang responsible for raising the arch of the foot, in other words, yang allows our feet to bergelak melangkah bagai la kan? Rasenya la kot; aaanyways… mrasalah Akak feels2 nak tukar jawatan, jadi Misi Nursie Berinformatif yer, allowing the rest to know, about this silent attacker and berwaspada bagai, kan? (what, is this one of those community service and advice posting kah? Well, so what if it is… hehehehe!)

Ankle Tendon
Ankle Anatomy - the affected tendon (posterior tibialis)

Ankle tendonitis is an inflammatory condition that often effects active and flat-footed individuals. Ankle tendonitis effects the posterior tibialis tendon. The posterior tibialis tendon runs underneath the “bony knob” in your ankle (see diagram above). The role of this tendon is to raise the arch of the foot. Ankle tendonitis should not be confused with achilles tendonitis as they affect different tendons.

Ankle Tendonitis Causes

Ankle tendonitis is caused by excess stress being placed on the posterior tibialis tendon. Those most at risk of developing the condition are people involved in sports that involve a lot of stopping, starting and sharp movements and those that are not properly conditioned to physical exercise. Sports like basketball, squash, baseball, tennis and football put a lot of strain on the ankles.

Individuals who are just beginning a new exercise program often develop ankle tendonitis. The tendons around the ankle are not conditioned for exercise and inflamation can easily occur. For steps you should take to prevent ankle tendonitis see the treatment section below.

In some very rare cases ankle tendonitis can develop from genetic abnormalities. The condition may also develop with age. As the human body ages the tendons lose their elasticity and become tight. This makes them more prone to injury and tendonitis.

Ankle Tendonitis Symptoms

As with all types of tendonitis, ankle tendonitis symptoms will start off very mild during or after an activity but may develop if left untreated. The main symptoms include:

  • Pain and tenderness in the tendon with close proximity to the ankle
  • The pain is often worse during or after activity or exercise
  • Pain in the area in the mornings and at night (advanced tendonitis)
  • Swelling, tenderness, redness and hot feeling around the area where the tendon meets the ankle
  • Stiffness during and after activity. When ankle tendonitis develops further, this stiffness may be felt throughout the entire day
  • Inability to bend your ankle and tilt your foot inwards without pain

You may feel one or all of these symptoms if you have ankle tendonitis. In most cases, the pain will develop around activity and subside a short time afterwards. This does not mean the tendonitis is cured. This is a sign that it is developing and steps should be taken to prevent tendonitis developing further.

Ankle Tendonitis Treatment

Ankle tendonitis treatment involves relieving the pain and reducing the inflamation of the affected area. In most cases the condition can be successfully treated at home without the need to see a doctor or purchase any medicine. To treat your ankle tendonitis follow these simple steps:

  • Stop the activity that is causing the pain
  • Apply R.I.C.E (rest, ice, compression, elevation)
  • Take anti-inflammatory medication (if needed)
  • Ease back into the activity slowly

If you follow these steps and the tendonitis pain keeps occuring you should consult your doctor. Your doctor may suggest further treatment options like steriod injections. In extreme cases, when all other treatment options fail, surgery will be recommended.

Ankle Tendonitis Prevention

Prevention is better than treatment, and ankle tendonitis is very easy to prevent. Here are some simple steps you can take to help prevent ankle tendonitis:

  • Warm up for at least 10 minutes before any strenuous activity
  • Wear the correct footwear for the activity
  • Check the ground surface (look for holes and uneven ground)
  • Know your limits, don’t put your body under stress it cannot handle
  • If you’re starting out, ease into the activity
  • If you feel stiff in the tendon after exercise, rest and ease back into exercise

Most of the prevention measures mentioned above are simple common sense. If left untreated, ankle tendonitis may develop into a painful and permanent condition that will effect you in your every day life. As you get older the risk is greater, so if you’re over 40 you must be especially careful.

Huh? Be careful katanya? I’d say, Soly hor… too late lorrr!!! *nangis*

Mari mari mari… Murtabak madness… Mari!

August 12th, 2009

No, madness murtabak yang Akak about to expose nih tiada kaitannye dengan website marimari.com tu ke or anything yer! Hiks!

Akan tetapi, haaa… madness ini datangnye all the way from negeri Cik Siti Wan Kembang – Kelantan, ok! Negeri Tok Guru, eh? :D *Assalamualaikum Tok! Sehat? E eh? Tetiber! Hehehe…

Kaedahnye murtabak yang datangnye dari Kota Bharu, Kelantan ni, very der famous sekals, among the locals, obviously la kot kan… (Pia, LeeUK, hampa dua orang, boleh kot beri keterangan lanjuts? Ke, hampa pun pakat tatau!?!).

Tidak sewenang²nye dijual sana sini bagai, mrasalah sapa nak kena order and cemana tah lah Akak pun tak pasti ujung pangkal. But one thing’s for sure, BBM cakap, mrasalah, sekeping, MYR10.00! Ko ado!?! Haiyoh! Harus lah dibelah² kerat² 16 pieces and makan 1 piece sehari sebab, kalu melantak telan satu bijik murtabak tebal tu katanya, haha rugi ler!

Pun begitu, based on Akak’s personal encounter dalam mengexperimentasikan murtabak ini dalam mesin penghadaman dan pemprosessan dalaman Akak ini yakni PERUT la hawau, ha, Akak telah mendapati, 1/2 dari satu bijik murtabak tu pun, dosi cukup mengenyangkan. Kalo makan sebijik, kot everlasting kenyang for 2 days straight? OPS!

Mrasalah got gallery featuring the murtabak, as the star cast katanya, right after the show/ hide rest of the post toggle dibawah niew…

WARNING: The following images tidak sesuai untuk mereke² yang kurang daya melawan kehendak nafsu selesa makan memakan ni yer… *Akak nak away jap lah. Rase cam ade dengar gelas jatuh la kat dapur. Nak gi check dapur japs – lalalalalala…*

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Mrasalah you ols can now view more photo images/ galleries yang ado dlm lealaurielle.com ni (technically, banyak gegambar berkaitan dengan blog actually, specifically actually – technically mai kot mana pulak tatau? Hahaha…). Where to view? Naaa… -> Galleries. Mrasa! Its one of those new stuffs Akak included dalam lealaurielle.com! Hiks! Suke lah!

Bile Akak feels² some script writers memang ngong-wailul-bahlul! Ops!…

June 23rd, 2009

Nota disklaimer Akak mulakan bicara al-mukadimah entry pagi Selasa iniew… :
Akak said, SOME script writers yer, jgn korang nak feeling² Akak charuts ALL penulis scripts yer! Akak repeat, not ALL! Kang satgi tak sepasal² NZ buat script drama “Aku, NZ, Penulis Script, Novel, Cerpen bagai – dicharuts ngong-wailul-bahlul oleh LKY”, camne? (mati la tajuk drama sikit punye la panjang, kan? LOL!)

Anyways, just a very short entry la kali ni (udah² la kots dah 2 previous entries Akak dah melalut *melaluts yang banyak points betol nah!* panjang lebar bagai nak rak hockay!), mengisahkan ketidakpuasan hati Akak ler kadang² dengan tema kualitis penulisan scripts tarkik la drama ke, movies ke, local made ka, Siam or Indon mai ka, even nuh, hat mai jauh² dari Hollywood bagai nuh… (which I have to stress out here, yang, kerana satu script/ dari movie omputeh Hollywood ini ler, yang Akak tertengoks kat mamaks Yasmeen pagi tadi dengan C.A. at 3am katanya, memberi ilham tulus suci murni untuk Akak kuarkan entry short-charutans iniew *Credits to C.A. also nah, for menyadarkan Akaks akan kebengongan script movie itiew… which shall remain nameless nah! Satgi kang Akak kena sama berjuta² dollar US, mampos. Dah tak sepasal² tema-nya Akak kena pi merayu pujuk bagai President Obama itiew… OPS!)

Dipetik from the movie kat HBO pagi tadi itiew… (which is applicable also to some other dramas/ movies, local/ overthesea productions bagai, yang kerap kali juger Akak notice ade jer tema² script sebegini rupa…)

Ok so… Picture this…

HERO jatuh tergolek² macam nangka busuk, dari lori yang bergerak maju pantas sepantas kilat katanya (nih lori yang dah dimodifiedkan la – ish! Where’s your sense of imaginasi!?! Pi Immigrations ka? OPS!)… Sebelum jatuh tu, cuba u ols bayangkan, while dalam lori tu pun, dah hampir2 menemui ajal katanya dipukul sekeh ganyang genyeng tenyeh bagai, berdarah luka parah siap baju koyak rabak lite2 berwajah lebam sana sini (sexy sundelll baju koyak2, nampak dada2 macho-ness berpeluhans yang kental bagai – aiyoh! 18XXX dah ni! Ish!), di‘kerja’kan oleh si geng barua penjahat dalam citer itiew la kan. So sampai kat sini, hampa can imagine dia (si Hero sexy berbaju koyak berwajah lebam parah tu lah!) dah memang sakit luka pedih bagai, dengan tak larat siap semua la kan. Tup tup tup, kababoooooooo (eh tu bukanka bunyi bom? Sorry! Salah effect! LOL!) Tetiber tup tup tup, NAHHHH!!! (Err… ‘nahhh’ tu effect jatuh dari lori ka? LOL! Hentam sajala labiew!!!) Sudah la malang ditimpa penjahat2 gimoks yang hodoh dan tidak mudhah dihadhom, diterajangnye pulak keluar dari lori itiew yang at that time, was moving at a rather high speed nih! OUCH! Luka2 kena heret seret ataih jalan tar JKR, kulit di tangan badan muka maybe, dihiris2 at the time of impak katanya, di atas jalan yang bukannya smooth, tapi, berbatu² kecil² bagai yang ada some yang tajams sekal, aiyoh! Surely, SAKIT LER, kan!?!

Pun begitu, as the Hero ie mangsa yang belom dapat ‘nur’ untuk fight the evil and crime in his tight leather sexy uniforms bagai (more like racing suits jer kot – ops! Mati la hint2 kasik dah citer apakah iniew, kan? LOL!) came to a complete stop, resting on the jalan tar mata mulut bagai masuk habuk serbuk jalan itiew, dengan keperitan yang dialami while dalam lori, while getting off the lorry, aiyoh, the script writer just had to have the script seterusnya, yang came from someone who came to rescue the hero (motif, hero perlu direscue bagai?), adalah script yang Akak rasa, as C.A. voiced out dan Akak pon agreed, to be script yang TIDAK BOLEH DITERIMA SAMASEKALI ok!

Rescuer: “Hey… ‘HERO’… (Akak had to put the name as HERO la since Akak tatau ujung pangkal citer tu and dinch hui sapakah nama hero itiew… OPS!), are you hurt???”

Si HERO: *Speak-less*

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Hie there - ARE YOU HURT? (Tak ke korang rase Akak akan kene tempeleng dengan tongkat tu if Akak tanyakan si dia yang so obvious tgh sakit itiew, kan?)

Hie there - ARE YOU HURT? (Tak ke korang rase Akak akan kene tempeleng dengan tongkat tu if Akak tanyakan si dia yang so obvious tgh sakit itiew, kan?)

No seriously, Hero dinch got script. Just dia teleng kepala dia langut tgk ke arah mamat rescuer itiew, muka berexpressi penoh sangats2 dah ni, IN PAIN. Sah sah kawan tu dah tak berdaya nak kata apa², walaupun sebenarnye, script writer jer yang tak kasik hero ni cakap pa pa… kan? OPS!

Hat yang patut diberikan script (si Hero) ni, depa tak kasik script. Yang si rescuer yang patut diberi soalan lain, aiyoh, of all qs katanya, “ARE YOU HURT?” Hish! Bak kata CA, and I quote here in my own words/ style, if Akak ler yang berlakon ditempat si Hero tu (of course, Akak won’t be taking the role of the lead actor la. Silly you! Akak of course la akan memegang watak lead ACTRESS! Ko kenapa!?!), Akak would have said (biarpun script nan ado, tapi Akak tetap akan bersuara gara² sentap nih diajukan soalan “Are you hurt” katanya, kan…)

Rescuer: Are you hurt?

Akak: ARE YOU BLIND? No? Ahhh so neyyy, would u like me to make you blind!?! Idiot bubblehead dum dum chixhen poof!!! Of course am hurt! What you think, am enjoying this ‘resting-on-my-tummy’ kindda-sunbathing, is it!?!

Kan!?!?!?!!?

Actually, ade lagi 2 3 scripts yang Akak nak bincangkan, especially hat dari citer² drama lokal bagai ni – OPS! Tapi, sayang beribu² kali sayang, Akak said Akak nak just buat short entry aje, kan? So, mrasalah, dilain waktu, Akak citer/ sambung, nah? (Maaaaaaaati la pemalas! Maaaaati la entry ni sajer pun, WHERE GOT SHORT ENTRY ONE!?!?! Long also nih!!! Hiks!)

Contoh² “ARE YOU HURT???” yang lain yer… mrasa! OPS!

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(Sambil terjerits2 sebagai peminat die-hard-core bagai *walaupun tak kenai pon sapa laki ni! LOL!*) Excuse me!!! Yes, you, the lead, are you hurt?

(Sambil terjerits2 sebagai peminat die-hard-core bagai *walaupun tak kenai pon sapa laki ni! LOL!*) Excuse me!!! Yes, you, the lead, are you hurt?

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Excuse me sir. Are you hurt? Pain near balls? Would you like me to sauce your balls, Sir? Matila!!!

Excuse me sir. Are you hurt? Pain near balls? Would you like me to sauce your balls, Sir? Matila!!!

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Miss, ekkiuse me. Are u hurt? (Depa ni footballers ke??? Errr...) Eksikiuz me, are you hurt?

Miss, ekkiuse me. Are u hurt? (Depa ni footballers ke??? Errr...) Eksikiuz me, are you hurt?

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Mrs. Clinton, are you in pain? Are you hurt? Are you well??? (matilamak! Mujur dia bukan 1st Lady lagi dah. Ops!)

Mrs. Clinton, are you in pain? Are you hurt? Are you well??? (matilamak! Mujur dia bukan 1st Lady lagi dah. Ops!)

Mrasalah usah biadapskan dirimu! Slepas habis membaca, tinggal²kan la komentar yer. Sopan santun la sikit. Ini tak… mai umah orang. Minum makan bagai. Sepatah haram pun tak. Tau tau, balik dos. Apa kes? Hiks! (kes orang jadi silent reader, mai masuk kuar browse view posts/ blogs bagai, memang ler ado, hence the nick ‘Silent Reader’, kan? Tapi, ade ke SILENT HOUSE GUEST? Hahahaha…)

Bile Akak talk talk about biskut Tesco katanya… LOL!

June 10th, 2009

Did you or did you not know yang one of Tesco’s latest product, Biskut Mentega katanya (butter cookies) *HAIYOH! Dah hampir² nak tertaip menatang lain dah! Sial nye typo nih! Ops!* sangat lah, very der, sedaps in the world to the glory of survival???

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

dsc01400.jpeg - Behold!! Biskut mentega keluaran Tesco! Hebats! Cikmurs also! Mrasa!!!

Seriously! Just couple of days ago I think Akak ade buat posting status pasai biskut ni kat Twitter Akak. Well, thanks to idea si 5thE itiew, dan berbekalkan kamera and also the biscuits of course (hiks!), maka, terciptanya entry nih (and as Akak sebok menaip entry nih, Akak juger multi-tasking katanya mengkedaghah biskut itiew… TESTER katanya? OPS!)

Mrasalah pi beli noh, kat Tesco! (PS: Akak bukan dapat komisen tau dari Tesco dok promo2 ni! Akak cume nak membantu kengkawans semua menjadi pengguna yang bijaks! Hiks!) Yer la, why bother beli hat kononnye Danish mari itiew, imported bagai itiew, yang berharga, haiyoh, cikhal la Akak pun tak ingat brapa tah (spedo sangat ni! LOL!). But seriously. Why bother paying extra when you can get something almost the same/ similar, for a much lower price? Bkanka? Kaaa… hampa jenih dok berkira bab bab BRAND ni? Hello – sama ja. Ujung pangkal dikala sunset (tudiah! A new phrase katanya – mrasalah daftarkan ke Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka segera!), biskut hat mahai ka, hat murah ka, krup krup ngap ngap – masuk pewot jugak, tak gitu??? Hiks!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

dsc01397.jpg - Tudiah! Sekali beli 2 kotak noh??? Tesco harus suka kat mek, tang2 malam dok peghabeh duit pi kat depa ja, kan? Hehehehe!

Hiks! Come come! We eat!

PS: 5tHE!!! Kalo takdok kuihlapantart tahun ni, mrasa Akak gantikan dengan biskut Tesco ni, nak? Muahahaha!

Bile Akak tetiber trasa lapar slepas posting entry nih… nape eh???

May 18th, 2009

Jom? Lets? Mari? Mrasa? Come? CUM? Ops! (Aiyoh! Yang invitasi hat last tu, sangats biadaps, kans? LOL!)

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Mmmmmmm... Sedap ni! Lets breakfast, nak? Kalo masih dinch convinced katanya, mrasalah tgk pix2 lain pulak! Esok2 karang2 japs2 lagi, gambaq CHEF dia pulak Akak masukkan, tak gitu Abang Chik? Ops!

Mmmmmmm... Sedap ni! Lets breakfast, nak? Kalo masih dinch convinced katanya, mrasalah tgk pix2 lain pulak! Esok2 karang2 japs2 lagi, gambaq CHEF dia pulak Akak masukkan, tak gitu Abang Chik? Ops!

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Tudiah! Now, who’s with Akak, lets, makan? OPS! Aiyoh! Glory to the dietings, dimanakah? Hahahahaha!!!

Semue pix adalah hasil sumbangsih-ihsan Spring Leaf Cafe, Alor Star, tempat kerejnye skarang si Chef Aduka a.k.a C.A.. Pix² disnappy² oleh… haiyoh, Akak lew! Hiks! Mrasa!!! Mari!!!

PS: C.A.!!! Bagitau sama itu Joe boss you tu… ini Akak buat promosi direct ni, bukan senang tau! Lagi susah dari kerej si Misha yang dok melalak kat kitchen tu ok… hehehe. Mrasa mintak komisi dr Joe. Ala… I tak mintak lelebih… I komisi berupebentuk Abang Chik ataupun hat yang buat air kat I slalu tu… ops! Silap! I mean, I nak komisi berupa bentuk Ice Chocolate satu jew, tak lebih dari tu. Lalalalalala…

Bile Akak just found out some interesting facts about MEN…

April 26th, 2009

Yer, sila amek notasi nah. Bukannye selama ni Akak dinch tahu anything about men, or dinch find anything or any facts yang interesting about men before² this ok! Hiks! Cuma, since Akak ade bace majalah Maskulin nih semalam, so, kaedahnye, fakta² yang Akak kongsi bersama ni, adalah like, macam, so new so fresh to me, walhal dosi past tense, kan? Hahahaha. Tak per. Janji tau jugak dari nan ado ketahuan anything, right? Hiks!(PS: Yes, gara² membaca majalah ni also lah maka timbul hasilnye this entry, kan? OPS!)

So apakah those interesting facts about men seperti yang digembar-gemburi sangat² dah tu kat post title tu? Ha, come come, mrasa…!

Did you or did you not, know, the fact that… :

  • Men, have more blood cells, relatively near or mungkin more dari 1 juta cells, compared to golongan wanita?
  • Me: REALLY eh? Habistu, men yang drag, lagi la banyak sel dara, kan? EH! I meant, DARAH! Ops!

  • LOL!!! (Lor, belom pa per dah gelak ni, camne? Hehehe!) It has been said that secara am/ puratanya la kan, berat otak lelaki lebih 1.4kg compared to the women.
  • Me: Isk isk isk – kupikirkan laki ni berat tang badan sajork, like normal. Rupo²nyo, ado lagi noh hat lagi normal, iaitu, those men yang ado otak 1.4kg lebih beratnye… Terkezut Akak! Hiks!

  • Lelaki lebih banyak buat penukaran alat kelamin.
  • Me: Errr… That one, I fail to see myself contradicting sangats pun sebab MEMANG pon! Hahahah!

  • Lelaki kurang deria ciumnya because of that low level of hormon estrogen katanya… Because that hormone is the agent responsible in getting the message, delivered! What message? Haiyoh! Hormone -> Tell otak to kiss -> The rest, you figure out la kan – (Hint² – session imvolves a hot wet tongue fighting covering the lips, biting with kisses… lalalalala… Kalau tak paham² tak dapay² jugerk, Akak bunoh diriew sajork lah! Hiks!)
  • Me: Deria cium pulak eh… Pon Akak dinch hui. Yang Akak tau, Marvelon, pill hormone tetuqes itiew sajork. Hat lain, kena consult Rania Esova Potpurinova-Slutskaya

  • Men reads lebih lama daripada wanita.
  • Me: IS IT? Eh, wait, LAMA di sini agak² bermaksud, lama – dari segi jangkamasa/ waktu. OR, is it because of that, er, eh wait, it is because of that and that ONLY… :) Hiks!

  • Speaking of reaading, katanya, laki lebih cekap baca map and mengukur ruang. Betul ke?
  • Me: IF its true, Abang Hazman Halid ‘Tukang Taip’, sila komentar sikit bab ni. Kalau betol men reads better maps, then why GPS navigation devices and such semuenye bersuarakan wanita (wanita olok² masih diterima, sekian!)? And if betul la men reads better on maps, I guess its only because men terlebih awal jadi sailors, navy dan penangkap ikan? Ops! Owh and, mengukur RUANG? Hurmmm… tetiber otak Akak terpesong berpikiran luch luch di pagi Ahad ni! CHOY!

  • Men are better at multi-tasking, compared to women – Ah,hah!!!
  • Me: True, very true. Chef Aduka kite kat Spring Leaf pun Akak tgk, always do multi-tasking kan? And also, men, in relations of being a good multi-tasking type of person; they can be married, and at the same time go out “makan² outside” with scandal muda trang tang² dari bininya, DAN pada ketika dan masa yang sama, dicelah² RUANG itiew, dalam kesebokkan dirinya berkejaya as a successful medical doctor, tetiber, also sempat adekan perlakukan hubungans sejenis dengan orang ketiga yang asik² pakai baju PINK… kan? (Mati la coretan dari citer ape tah petang² kat TV3 tu, hat Arash dengan Iqram jadi lovers tu? Hehehehehe…) Kan? Bijak, bijak!

So, hampa semua pakat tau ke idak all the above-said facts ni? Akak, dinch tau. Akak kan innocent… Akak kan woMANs, kan? Mrasalah even multi-tasking pun Akak dinch tau apekebende… (sambil stop doing all the downloads, FB-ing, IRC-ing as well as editing layouts and such!) OPS!

Yang rajin multitasking seingat I, si Rania. Tapi duduk pose yoga sambil kuarkan sribusatutangan bak sotong naik darat tu, dah srupa Ginger dah, kan? Dengan rambut ala² wiggerinas Mimah, memang sesuai Akak multitaskkan image ini as a combi of Rania dan Ginger. Sesuai jadi KBs, kan? OPS!

Yang rajin multitasking seingat I, si Rania. Tapi duduk pose yoga sambil kuarkan sribusatutangan bak sotong naik darat tu, dah srupa Ginger dah, kan? Dengan rambut ala² wiggerinas Mimah, memang sesuai Akak multitaskkan image ini as a combi of Rania dan Ginger. Sesuai jadi KBs, kan? OPS!

Bile Akak read majalah Maskulin keluaran Disember 2005

April 25th, 2009

O-dearie-me… katanye tibe dah mai masanye Akak nak buat R2DA2 pulak dah… Ha, apekebendenye R2DA2??? Ha mai ni, nak habaq! Bukan Star Wars sajork nahhh yang boleh dok ado R2D2 yang ber-review analisa segala bagai ok… Akak also mampu – matila R2DA2 itiew adalah – “Review-Review Dari Akak-Akak”, kan? Hahahaha!!!

Ok, now. Moving on with the topic. Akak tadi ni ha, ade la dok bukak² magazine Maskulin katanya dok tak dudok boring kan… Yer lah, Akak these past few days, since lepas balik dari Kuching hari tu tu kan, ha, asik lah dok umah, mengadap PC dan notebook, asik² kalau tak updating blog’s new template/ layout (yes yes, notice anything NEW? Hehhehehehehehe – BELOM SIAP 100% yer! Baru 99.99& sajork… BARU? LOL! Mati la hari tu dah kate “FINALLY IT’S OVER/ COMPLETED”, kan? Ni alih² katanya ade 0.01% lagi katanye – keji tau! LOL!). Kalau tak pasal updating layout, Akak sebok dok browsing and downloading videos kat Youtube, or surfing at other blogs/ websites, searching and downloading icons, images and reading related tutorials and what not kan, or kurang² busuk² kalau tidak pon, Akak surely melenggak menempek menghabiskan masa kat FB jew . Pun begitu, for the past 48 hours or so, Akak slow sikit dengan FB sebab nak give room for my blog to come back from the keadaan KOMA tak kesudahan ini… LOL! (E eh, motif? Ni dah srupa macam updating whats new with me and what have I been doing sajork? Owh well – lets put it as a whole 1 2 3 4 5 things as 1, kan? ~Background music, “WHAT ALL BECOME ONE” by “SPICYGIRLS” hahahaha! Sial tak? Tetiber SPICYGIRLS, the ‘adek²’ versi of Spice Girls, bole? LOL!)

(Click image to view full size) Ha... INI la dia, THE SPICYGIRLS, ala² Spice Girls punye back-up team. Meke² ni berempat also, just sama like the time the Spice Girls kehilangan Ginger, yang went out of the group and pindah pi dok Gurun. OPS! Matila tah mai mana tah adek² feeling² confidensi level very der high, kan? Note: Dinch, meke² ni BUKAN group Spicygirls nah! Spicygirls tu hanyalah rekaan Akak semata² untuk entry ni - LOL!

(Click image to view full size) Ha... INI la dia, THE SPICYGIRLS, ala² Spice Girls punye back-up team. Meke² ni berempat also, just sama like the time the Spice Girls kehilangan Ginger, yang went out of the group and pindah pi dok Gurun. OPS! Matila tah mai mana tah adek² feeling² confidensi level very der high, kan? Note: Dinch, meke² ni BUKAN group Spicygirls nah! Spicygirls tu hanyalah rekaan Akak semata² untuk entry ni - LOL!

Ok ok – as I was saying tadi kan, pasal Akak tetiber tergerak hati nak bace magazine Maskulin keluaran December 2005 (HEY! Jgn charuts k! U think I only write about past tense sajakah!?! I also READ past tense magazines ok! MATI LA! Hahahahaha!) yang tah dok tak dudok mai kot mana la tatau ado jer dalam bilik Akak yang semak lite² ni. Hiks. Ok la, so Akak pun baca la kan. Baca pi baca mai, belek pi belek mai, tau tau, aiyoh! Ade jer mende² Akak nak komen² review² menggunakan konsep² review “Al-muluts lite² anjs berbisa biadaps” (gerand tak nama konsep review? LOL!). TAPI, ha, got tapi maaa… ini hanyalah charutans lite², personally dari Akak, dan dinch ade pun Akak nak charuts hendap direct kat kengkawan memana yang keje Karangkraf, dari penerbit, ke penasihat editorial bagai, kepada ketua² bahagians and what not la kan, kirenye, semualah, saaampai lah ke Lembaga Pengarah – TUDIAH! Hahaha! Habis tu, Akak charuts sape, kan? Tak der sape² in particular, cuma KALO ADO yang trasa, sorry, sapa suruh buat menda kasik chan Akak nak charuts, kan? LOL! (Ceh! Orang tak charuts Akak pun, dah besar tuah! Ni pulak nak charuts orang, kan? HEY! IKUT SUKA LAH! I write, you read, kan? Hiks!) So skali lagi, Akak ingatkan, ala ala Disclaimer sort of thingy, yang whatever Akak reviewkan ni, Akak dinch direct charuti anybody or anyone in particular yer. Tapi kalau ade Akak sebut nama tu, hmmm, pepandai la. OPS! (Jgn sampai surat saman kat Akak, dah lew. Dahhh Akak nak kena gi balai polis bagai buat report siap snappy² gambar si penghantar surat saman tu, kan… – eh, motif? Nak disaman, tapi tetiber Akak kena gi balai? MOTIF TINGTONG? LOL!)

Ok ok so here we go, yang Akak nak reviewkan itiew, from Majalah Maskulin keluaran Disember 2005/VOL51 katanya… HEY! Bukan Akak nak review THE WHOLE MAGAZINE lah! Korang gile!!? Hahaha! I meant I wanted to do a few tiny itsy bitsy parts of the magazine review sajork lah! Hahahaha! Erm, actually, not a few la kot, to be exact, just one. Hiks! Kang Akak buat banyak² kang satgi Akak dicharuts suruh buat sendiri satu magazine sendiri, kan? LOL! Anyways, the other parts yang Akak nak charuts-review tu, still, can be accepted la. But THIS one yang Akak nak buat ni, NO, CANNOT! (sambil pose pose gaya pompuan dalam U-Mobile advert tu! LOL!) No, Cannot, WHAT? I meant, NO, CANNOT ACCEPT! Hiks!

(Aiyoh! Ini pembuka-tirai-welcome-announcement part saja dah 3 paragraphs dah. Mananye intipati-rencana tatau? LOL!)

(Click image to view full size) Patutnye image title tu jadik 'A page with an error-to-charuts', kan? LOL! Nampak dak? Haiyoh! Harus ker dinch nampak/ prasan ape yang Akak cube nak katakan-sampaikan-charuti iniew??? Lalalalala... cariks!

(Click image to view full size) Patutnye image title tu jadik 'A page with an error-to-charuts', kan? LOL! Nampak dak? Haiyoh! Harus ker dinch nampak/ prasan ape yang Akak cube nak katakan-sampaikan-charuti iniew??? Lalalalala... cariks!

Ha… see! See!!! See what I are meanings? (TUDIAH! Mula dah melalut bahasa lintang pukang! LOL!) Errr – you don’t see it, yet? AIYAYAIYAYAI!!! After all the troubles I did, 3 perenggans bermula-buka-bicara bagai, going on and on membebel sambil mengincludedkan photos and such, tak termasuk the troubles I did to scan (ceh – trouble ke kalau takat scanner depan mata sajork? LOL!) the keratan mukasurat itiew, STILL, korang tak dapat nampak/ tangkap apekah yang terbuka luas on that piece of paper, for Akak, to charuts!?! Hmmm… Ok lah. I tell you la nah…

“What’s the girl want? …what’s the girl need?…” – dua patah petikan lagu Britney Spears yang jelas menggambarkan apa yang diinginkan seorang wanita dari seorang lelaki.

To the honorable writer, yang obviously disupervisedkan pihak atasannye la kan before the whole thing was published, may I just stress the followings to you na…

  1. Firstly, what’s with the so-so-sedeh English writings tuh eh? Imagine, itu magazine goes nationwide if not world or Asian-wide la kan… Motif error camtu, tadak sapa pun prasan before diluluskan for publishing? Ini lah contoh yang paling Akak meluat nak dgr, among others such as “Owh, ye ke? So, ITS MEANS that you dah tak duduk situ dah la eh?” - URGH!
  2. Keduanye – NO, Britney Spears DID NOT menyanyikkan lagiew itiew nah! Suke² hati jer noh, pi kata lagu Christina Aguilera tu si Britney yang nyanyikkan. Hello, boleh dapatkan fakta yang betoi dulu dak before hampa publish such claims? And btw, it’s “What A Girl Wants” lah tajuk lagu tu! ISH!
  3. And then ketiganya pulak kan, ha, tu, ape tu, ‘DUA PATAH PETIKAN LAGU’? DUA PATAH APO!?! Perkataan? Ayat? Atau 2 patah kebimbo-an yang terserlah? OPS! Sakit pulak hati aku as I write ni… Hiks!

*Dengan gaya si Meryl Streep dalam citer yang hat si Setan, hebat nih, pakai Prada tu,…* “That’s all…”

KAN???

Damn damn damn! Still tak bley nak go up and about sampai 3000 words, just like I used to! ISH! *Ops! Matila ini gambar tiada kene mengena yer dengan entry charuts ni! Lalalala...

Damn damn damn! Still tak bley nak go up and about sampai 3000 words, just like I used to! ISH! *Ops! Matila ini gambar tiada kene mengena yer dengan entry charuts ni! Lalalala...

Bile Akak cried again watching “A Walk To Remember…”

December 1st, 2008

Regardless how many times Akak watched this movie, it never failed to buatkan Akak melinangkan air mata… Yeah, maybe Akak a bit sentimental and more of a drama queen type of person but you can’t deny how this move gets you going and touches you in so many ways… There were plots/ scenes yang you just couldn’t stop thinking that bende nih could happen for real and how sad it is to see the truth behind a wonderful love between two person that only “death could do them apart…”

Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

A Walk To Remember on Internet Movie Data Base

Pic 8 – breakfast selections at ‘The Feast’ @ Sheraton Langkawi

April 1st, 2008


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