Posts Tagged ‘relationship’

Bile Akak keudara kembali bersama entry TAGGED!

May 2nd, 2009

Kan? Alih² entry yang ADO, tagged/ meme sajork! Owh well, who am I to komplen², kan? Yes, that’s why, if am not complaining – so why should you!? Bace jer lah! Bukannye orang suruh buat also. Tapi kalo nak buat, also, who am I to complain, kan? (Nih dok kerap sangat sebut the word ‘komplen’/ ‘complain’ ni – ape kes? Ade la tu, kan? HAHAHAHA mati la tanya diri sendiri… LOL!)

Anyways, cutting things short (Aiyoh! Don’t you guys hear / read that often in here, kan? LOL!), mrasa, sape punye taggerinas entah lah, tau tau ade dalam folder saved future posts/ drafts bagai satu .docx file and bukak², nahhh – taggerinas lagi. Hiks! (Yes, bile Akak sebut itiew got FOLDER keeping drafts and also scheduled/ future posts, mrasa la beware, banyak ni entry² nak dibuat tapi nenanti la noh??? Takmoh janji nak buat itu ini. Satgi hampa tau caruts dok tanya mana mana mana. Yang hat aku yang nak kena buat ni, dok la “AIYO” “AIYOH” AIYO” keliling pekan. Hahaha…)

So ok, back to this tagged entry. Akak will prolly tag a few tapi tak compulsory. Ghasa nak buat, buuuuuuuuuuat la. Ghasa² nak peram dulu macam Akak ni, and latest, like C.A. also, and Rania also (mati la semua ada kaitan!), pun, sila²kan la yer. Tadak pun rules syarat terma regulasi bagai nak ditagged or buat entry tagging ni. Ok? (Tapi kalo ada sapa² yang buat tu, jgn lupa habaq mai kat Akak yer. Leh pi melawat! Hiks!)

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1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.

Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…

(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!

9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!

16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!

20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!

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Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!

PS: Rania! Jangan lupo! Our dating esok nak pi kedai TAYAR! Hahahahahaha!

Ok! Am off for now! Duiyenst!

Bile Akak find it scary mary…

November 15th, 2008

All you see in him is… erm… nothing!

He’s very irritating towards you…
Shows no signs of being a gentlemen…

He talks shits to you just like he’s talking to one of his ‘cool’ buddies…
Only cares nothing about terminologies and ‘jiwangs’…

He couldn’t be bothered to know how you feel, what you see and what you think of people and others surround you…

Because by the end of the day, all that he ever cared about is all of the above, clearly stated…

He cares more about you more than anybody else has ever shown (indirectly I suppose? More or like the type of person who says less but more on doing?). He wants nothing less than a 101% of your devotion and attention and he knows he’s got ‘em when you’re intimidated and got irritated by him (to him that’s when you get all cute and pretty, when you’re all upset complete with that sour sulky bitchy face which makes you look great in his eyes, according to him, so I think…). And above all, all he wants to say to you would come from his heart in which in true love-terms, your heart will hear it too, eventually tho…

And to think of all these, all of what he’s doing are simply because all he would only want to think about is nothing else, nothing more, but having you being different from the rest, and differently loving you and knows nothing more than you loving him too, differently from what you’ve been doing before this… and that’s what making you and him, the same and of a perfect match…

And the more you think about it, and him, the more you’re gonna be like is he, really ‘the one’ for you? Like, could it be true that you’ve fallen for him too, since he’s no ordinary like the rest? He is by oh-why-am-I-no-so-surprised the lowest, kejiest creature, beast of all bastards of all times around the world, really would ended up being with you?… THAT’s when you’ll come to realize that he’s the sweetest barbarian of all centuries, in his own different and weird ways, making him, your weirdest and the most different man you’ve ever known, concluding the fact that, he is, by far, your most pathetic perfect match – and THAT’s scary mary!!! *Aiyayaiyayai!!!!!!!

Don’t you just sometimes wish that you could actually see, exactly, just WTF was he thinking when he see that monkey on his lap, and wonder, is the monkey lebih special? LOL! I hope not because all I can see is dia pun sama lebih kurang macam that monkey tu jugak! Hiks!

Bile Akak nak berbicara about L-O L-O L-O-V-E…

November 1st, 2008

Peeps, lets la kan, kite imagine for a sec that this conversation took place online between two people yang dosi lama sudah terputus hubungan not because of bad relationship or what not and sort, no no no. They terputus hubungan due to time and perubahan, I don’t know, say maybe perubahan semasa maybe dari suduh pekerjaan or lokasi where they reside and what not – whatever la kan yang you can imagine but just make sure that it all draws back to the point where these two actually lost contact secara baik la kirenye and telah disatukan kembali oleh Facebook (tetap la ade Facebook kan; yer la, these days its all about Facebook. Sikit2 FB this, sikit2 FB that – that memang betul, kenyataan yang pasti yang FB memang reconnects you back to ol’ friends, flings, and etc… hiks!)

Ok so, back to the issue here, lets just say that these two dah had one or two mails/ msgs replied la kirenye prior to this conversation k…

Adam Norman: My goodness! Serious! Kalau u tak cakap pasal hal Amsterdam and what not tadi tu, sumpah I macam blur2 sikit ala ala diantara ingat tak ingat dan if ingat pun, ala ala dalam keadaan tak pasti…

Anita: Itu la I was like so sure yang ini memang you, Adam Norman yang I kenal dulu; just needed to poke sikit2 and refresh your rotten memories sikit kot maybe baru you akan ingat. And I guess it’s true la kan; and am glad I bukak citer Amsterdam tu – terus you recall… So, hey, how’s life, how have you been doing?

Adam Norman: Aiseymen, Cik Kak, baru la kite nak recall semuenye now – lama tak nampak? Apa khabar? Me? Am ok la… *and so the boring, the usual get-back-together conversation details, bla bla bla, what are you doing now? Still working at the same place? Still staying at the same ol’ place – that kindda thingy continues…

And then, it came up to this… the issue of this post… (Entah cemana it came up to this Akak tak sure la kan, but just imagine the conversation jadik panjang and tetiber kuar issue bab age/ tua and so on…)

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Don’t simply say "I am in love with you darling"

April 11th, 2008

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Well… it’s true you know. Sometimes people don’t really mean what they’re actually sayin’, kan? And that’s when we, you, us, me, will eventually get hurt. So be extra careful with what you say, and be VERY VERY careful when you hear these words…

What’s worse, kadang2 when people say “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING”, sometimes, they don’t mean it, you get me? Like they’re claiming sayin’ those words tu came from the bottom of their heart; tapi actually (kejap, let me ‘harrrt-tuihhh’kan that ‘bottom of my heart’ first! – Haaarrrttt-tttuiiihhhh!!!), they’re actually sayin’ it to your half-retarded face just to make you feel better. Kadang2 tu yang lebih teruk… “I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING…”. Udah ler “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING” tu dah teruk all by itself, ada berani pulak dah sayin’ “I THINK I’M IN IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING…”. You THINK!? Meanin’, tak sure lah? Gawd! ‘DARLING’? Groooool!!!

Sebenarnye, don’t let these words, sentences, ESPECIALLY the two sentences I’ve mentioned in the earlier paragraph get into your head cepat sangat yer! Because they actually wanted to say somethin’ else to your sad, pathetic and half-retarded face! Ala2 like, “Disebalik kata2 indah itu, tersemat makna yang keji!”

I have my point occay, excuse me! It’s not one of those ‘pointless’ entry ok! This time I’ve got my point! So don’t you dare, simply sayin’ that you love me, ‘darling’ and what not, because, you’re LYING! ESPECIALLY when you try to prove you’re not lying!

…. Of course I am in love you darling. I do not just think I’m in love with you, I KNOW I’M I LOVE WITH YOU DARLING!!! Whatever gave you the idea that I don’t? What’s more hideous, you’re sayin’ I’m LYING when I said I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING? What made you even have the slightest idea that I’m lying to your face and just simply claiming that I don’t mean what I said to you?” – owh cut the crap will you, hunky boy!!!

Because for each time you try to convince the sincerity especially in sentences like “OF COURSE I’M REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU” tu, and toppin’ up with the initial two sentences tu, I claimed all you of it were L-L-L-L-L-Lies, simply because…

I AM in Love with You darlING

I THINK I’M in Love with You darlING

OF COURSE I AM in Love with You darlING

SEE my point!?!?!?!?!?!? Owh and erm…

I KNOW I’M in Love with You darlING

… Hahahaha! I KNOW you know now I know you’re LYING! Hey, wouldn’t that make a good movie title? Move along “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER”! Hiks!

Dear Lea… – Relationship Issue

March 17th, 2008
This entry will mark the beginning of a new segment – “Dear Lea” will be like one of the segments dalam my blog; it’ll be like one of those entries yang Akak buat kat blog lama Akak dulu pasal menjawab soals soalans bagai mengenai “Fashion and Beauty” and all, ingat tak? Ha… pandei pon. (Dah sah sah sape yang tak hengat tu, tak gherti2 nak click memana link yang patut tu? Lalalalala!)

Now, Akak nak sambung lah buat segment tu kat dalam blog iniew. Anyone yang interested nak tanye pa per jer kat Akak, jgn segan silu – e-mail jer Akak dengan e-mail subject as “Dear Lea – (issue)”, contoh… “Dear Lea – Relationship Issue”; dan when Akak said issues yer, ia boleh jatuh dalam kategori relationship, life, love, food, travel, fashion and beauty – u name it. Just e-mail sajork kat Akak, dan Akak akan cuba accommodate – ade pahe? Hehehe good.

DISCLAIMER: Any e-mails yang Akak terima in my inbox shall be treated very privately dan Akak takkan disclose pa per maklumat penting like e-mail addresses ke, name ke, ape ke – kalau ade pun, Akak dah edit tokok tambah mana yang patut bagi menjaga nama baik serta maruah si peng-e-mail ya… All e-mails yang Akak sharekan dalam segment ini adalah bagi tujuan untuk kita kongsi bersama, komen sama2, exchange thoughts and all – semuanya constructively yer. Kalau ade yang nak feeling2 nak pecah-belahkan konsep muafakat Akak ini, siap kau! Hahahaha! Dan Akak akan bagitau macam kes dulu2 jugak – when u guys e-mail kat Akak, jgn just harap Akak reply e-mail tu. Check2 same dalam blog nih; Akak mungkin tak reply e-mail tapi Akak akan buat entry terus. Tapi, kalau ade yang dinch mau masalah, soalan, kesahnye dishare-warekan dalam blog Akak, Akak akan balas dalam e-mail (based on experience Akak from the past, ado 10 e-mails Akak terima, satu or dua sajork yang tak kasik Akak blogkan… I wonder why? Bukannye Akak include nama, e-mail, phone number, IC/ International Passport details bagai, kan? OPS!)

Now dalam this 1st edition memang Akak nak menjawab e-mail seseorang itiew; contentnye, nih ha, ado kat dalam image Akak included bawah iniew.


And so… referring to the issue e-mailed by “Wanting… but confused”… (PS: Actually, before Akak lupa, Akak need to say Thanks to “Wanting… but confused” iniew sebab gara2 e-mail dia la mencetus-cetas idea Akak nak buat segment yang Akak used to do in my old blog nih kembali dalam this new blog! Hiks! Thanks u ols! Ops!)


Dearest “Wanting… but confused”

Thanks for the e-mail; and regarding this issue, or should I say issue‘S’, kan? Yer lah, nengok bebetul – it’s not one, but two issues actually… Hiks… Hmmm 1stly, about the guy is still studying katanya, and 2ndly, pasal the 17 years age-gap relationship… To me, I don’t see any issues pun to begin. Dimana ada kemahuan, disitu ada jalannya. Like, try to see things, positively, constructively.

1stly, issue pasal dia study lagi. Don’t you think by having you in his life, you boleh tolong tgk2kan his studies? Having a relationship is not just about sex ke, hanging out ke, partying ke, being together ke ape ke – kesah saling ambil berat dan tolong menolong juger penting. You’re a professional, in your early 40s katanya ye? Ha… I’m sure like the Malay proverb’s yang berkata… “… makan garam lebih lama” and that kindda thingy, right? Yes – u ols dah berpengalaman in life. Don’t you think he’d be even ok and would be somewhat better if guided by you?

And about the 17 years age-gap issue… 17… apa tu? Those are just digits la bang… what counts is what you have in your heart and what you have in your mind. If the two of you can work things out, go through these obstacles and challenges in life and relationship, don’t you think the two of you would go far and can make dreams a reality? Alah, lets just assume u ols nih 40 years old, on the dot. 17 years…? That would make him, 23 years old? Alah… 23 – ok la tu bang. Janji bukan budak MINOR bang – kira dah ok la tu. Kalau bawah 18 tahun, AKAK rotan ko kang! Hiks!

But having said that la kan, ade jugak yang harus kita ingat2kan dan berpada2. Orang muda, darah muda – aiyoh. You should know la kan. Takot depa cepat bohsan ke, ‘Unfaithful‘ ke ape ke, kan… Am not giving ideas tau, cuma niat minta u ols kalau nak proceed, berpada2lah… That’s why it is essential that YOU take control of everything and make sure you guys talk a lot. From your e-mail, you made me and the readers understand that this guy is very easy going and can communicate well with you. All problems can be solved if we get to the bottom/ root of it – and that can be achieved when we sit down and have a heart to heart, eye to eye talk…

So “Wanting… but confused”, common, issues yang you cuba bring up, I’m sure you can tackle it easily, tak dengan gaya cara Akak, maybe you have your own ways… I’m sure…

Cuma… Akak nak tanye jer - why the doubt? Don’t you want it badly? :) Enuff said… think about it, and hope that you shall find what’s best for you. Akak and fellow readers yang akan mengomen entry nih nanti can just cakap cakap cakap jer – tapi hujung pangkalnye nanti, penentu-decidenye nanti, ialah… you yourself… Good luck!

Tudiah! Gigih nih! Sape2 yang ade anything to share/ comment/ exchange thoughts ke ape ke, please please… do comment nah?

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