Kan? Just because you weren’t born with long paint-brushes for lashes unlike someeeeeee people, doesn’t mean you can’t fake ’em with some falsies. Faux eyelashes may seem a little intimidating to put on at first but they’re actually quite easy and once you’re used to it, you’ll be like me – naked without it, pretty with it! OPS! Die la I my-life-depends-on-eyelashes katanyer ye? LOL! » Read more: Bile Akak terase “I feel naked without my eyelashes!!!”…
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Bile Akak terase “I feel naked without my eyelashes!!!”…
September 24th, 2008Bile buang sampah…
September 2nd, 2008NOTASI/ AMARAN/ DISCLAIMER: Entry ini adalah personal, yang Akak buat sendiri dan segala perihal-laku yang got to do with this entry adalah menjadi kewajipan Akak yang tanggung consequencesnye. Diminta supaya the following action tidak ditiru-lakukan oleh mana2 pihak and if ade jugak yang getek nak tiru-gaya-LKY and do what I did, and kalu jadi ape2 ke and what not – sorry nah, LKY’s immediate respond if disabitkan dengan tertuduh, will be…
Erm… Sorry… Who are U? Sapeni??? *matilamak!!! Hahahaha…
Anyways, kembali kepada intipati entry kali ini yang bertajuk “Bile buang sampah…”; yer fellow readers, adek2, abang2, akak2, kakak2 (akak and kakak got difference meh? LOL!), pakcik2, makcik2 and yang lain2 jenis, bangsa, dan agama sekalian… When it comes to masa membuang sampah yer, tak kire lah sampah kecik besar sikit banyak dalam plastic bag sampah hitam or biru or biji ghemia ka apa ka, kan… ha, mrasalah, ikuti cara2 yang menepati piawaian…
Tatacara membuang sampah milik persendirian/ peribadi… Sila rujuk kepada dua keping gambar yang dikelatkan sekali bersama entry ini…
Nampak serupa gaya seperti lokasi gambar adalah tempat buangan sampah di waktu malam, kan? Dan gambar seterusnya, LKY in outfit berteras-konsepkan “LEGALLY BLOND” katanya pink here here and here, mrasalah sedang memegang beg plastic sambar berwarna biru yer, sedang pose pose “Membuang Sampah” dan ready untuk membuang sampah, yes?
So u might think like, “JADI, apakes?”
Kesnya… well, nothin’ fancy. Memanglah buang sampah menggunakan beg plastic sampah berwarna biru di kawasan pembuangan sampah pada waktu malam, seems pretty normal, yes? TAPI… bila buang sampah…
… di Lorong Inai, Jalan Pegawai, sedangkan sipembuang sampah itiew actually tinggal 10 minutes drive away dari kawasan pembuangan sampah itiew, yang merupakan a completely different Jalan, different Taman, different Kawasan and obviously different POSTCODE (local time ditempat pembuangan sampah dengan tempat tinggal sipembuang sampah itiew tidak ade changes yer, tetap UTC+0800 katanye yer, sekian – OPS!), itu yang merupa-jadikan kes yang tak ler berat, tapi pelik.
Tinggal kat TAMAN LAIN tapi buang sampah kat TAMAN LAIN – motif!?!?!? Nak jaga kechantikkan dan kebersihan taman sendiri la tu??? OPS!
Tingtong kan? Hahaha – well, tingtong2 pun, janji, sampah tetap terbuang juger. Dan konsep2 ‘tinggal kat taman lain, buang sampah kat taman lain…’ ini telah diilhamkan sebenarnye, oleh… LKY? Addinch! Tetapi, Chef Aduka a.k.a. C.A. katanya! Hahahaha tapi object dan motif dalam kes si C.A. tu lain sikit. If me, objectnya ialah sampah dan motifnya membuang sampah itiew, maka, C.A.punye pulak, objectnye was BERAS berape kilo tah ler, dan motifnya, “Tinggal di Lorong Inai, tapi beli beras di Lorong Lumba Kuda, Taman Golf”; tak ke pelik? Akak macam…
Hey C.A.! Awat, Lorong Inai tu tadak ka minimarket, or kedai runcit segala bagai, yang jual beras? Yang u terpaksa datang all the way ke Kedai Raja Lorong Lumba Kuda!?!?!
Kan? Maka, God is adil, jadi tadi sewaktu insiden buang sampah ini berlaku, and so C.A. sort of membalas statement…
Awat buang sampah kat sini? U bukan penduduk sini? Awat, Taman Golf u tu, tadak tempat pembuangan sampah ke? Sampai u kena drive rentasi 5 6 7 traffic lights masuk pekan segala bagai semata2 nak mai ke taman rumah I dan buang sampah?
Maka, Akak, a.k.a. LKY - terkempotly DIAM; SPEECH and SPEAK-less lah jawabnye… Muahahahaha!!!
And just when you thought it was pure love…
July 2nd, 2008It was a totally-pure-serious-shit-no-joke bullshit…
Well, you know what they say…
Shit happens… every now and there…
And I say…
It is already a shitty situation for actually being there when that particular shit happened at that particular shitty time… But what’s worse? Shitty things happenin’ at the most shittiest time of any shitty moments in the shitty calender (since the calender was invented), and… the best part of all this – it happened to one hel-luv-a shitty jerk… Tsk tsk tsk… SEDEH!
Now, can this day be any shittier than this? I would certainly like to know if there’s any yer…
Pure love, hah!?! As if!…
I guess THIS shitty shithead would be a fine example of when said to be saying things romantically such as “I love you…” to the girl, the best opt for the girl would be to sneeze!!! Motiefff!?!? Why sneeze???
I’m sorry… I’m allergic to shitheads like you talkin’ nothing but shits
Hebats yeh? Now, lets count how many ’shit’ was typed in order to make this entry, one shitty one? LOL!
Disclaimer penting, important to ALL, regardless whether you’re a shithead or not ya…: This entry, has nothing concerning anyone, any shitheads, heads, shits and all; its just, well, nothing lah! Why, everything has to be about you jer la, shithead?! LOL!
Ohhh ohhh!!! Updated, new new new nih! Just after 50 minutes lepas Akak published this entry; tetiber, teringat – my knight and shitty armor katanya dah mule melangkah shitty say, since beberapa minggu lepas? Haiyoh – ingat makan saman; alih2, NAN ADO take saman2 nih!
Berikut adalah isi blog Akak in Myspace which Akak tuliews just a week before Akak jadi tue setahun lagiew katanye… hiks! Well, apalah-kan-daya… shitty history repeats it shit… tudiah! Brapa dah kiraan the word ’shit’? I’ve lost count! LOL!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
To my wrong Mr. Right- “Thanx for being my right Mr. Wrong…”
Current mood: cheerful…
How can I ever, ever repay you for turning out to be the most disasterous thing that ever happened in my life after the case when I created the word “Kemelaysiaan”?!?!?!?! And NO hun, that was NOT actually a question for you to answer, my Mr. Wrong – Believe me! If I wanted answers from an ass, I would have farted, thank you very much….
I think I can only think of one way of doing it…
Suing your parents as a way of saying ‘Thanks’ to them for creatin’ you with sufficient amount of oxygen during delivery; (when they should have performed abortion when you turned 8-months old in the tummy or at least kill you upon completion of ‘uploading’ you into this earth by skipping the slapping the buttocks procedures when you didn’t cry – they should have opt for slapping your face and throw you around like one of those cheap basketballs…)…
Owh and I’m sorry that we couldn’t find vaccine against stupidity that you’re suffering; really, – sorry…
And lastly my dear… They say opposites attract. I do hope you meet someone who is beautiful, intelligent, and cultured – eh wait, I have a friend, want her number? Ppl told me you have great assets; don’t worry, I’ll tell my friend the same thing, minus the last three alphabets – ok? Let me know if you’re interested…
See ya…
Tuan Hakim, Yang Ariff, Your Honor segala bagai; I, tutup briefcase LV I, sambil catwalk kuar dari court dan toleh kembali pada Yang Ariff… “You ols; mek rest my case!”
Matilah ade some yang dinch paham! LOL! Tak per, purak2 paham jer; besides, understanding shitty men yang perangai ginik2 nih kan, erm, tak per u ols – tak paham pun tak per! LOL!
BACKDATED ENTRY: Beautiful Words, Phrases, Notions, Quotes…
March 30th, 2008Well today, since I have nothing much to blog about (actually, ade, cume, since the ‘mood’ is not there, so I might as well do entry yang lenglain, like apparently this one! Hiks!) so I thought of sharing a few one or two quotes/ notions which I believe contains beauuutiful words; along with its message well-delivered, also oh-so-beautifully…
There are no strangers
surrounding us,
living amongst us,
in this world…Because those whom we call strangers,
are actually friends we have yet to meet…
Beautiful ain’t it? To think of the quote carefully, I guess it’s very true, indeed! Those we initially call ’strangers’, when we know them – hah, they’re no longer ’strangers‘, but friends.
BUT, there’s also this saying which goes something like… “Don’t speak to strangers…” often reminded by older peeps to their young ones; question, so if we don’t speak to strangers (reasons, mainly, since we don’t know them, they might end up being a bad person, yes?), then how on earth are we suppose to know them and then later turn ‘em into friends? Hurmmmm… care to share to thoughts about this?
Now here’s another one…
Think positive!!! And say this to yourself every morning;
“Today is going to be a great day!
I can handle more than I think I can!
By worrying about them, things would not get better anyway!
I can be satisfied so long as I try to do my best!”
Inspiring isn’t it? Bet it works well when you say it to yourself, every morning, when you’re in front of the dressing table looking at your own self in the mirror, yes? Hiks!
And here I have a few more words of notions/ quotes as to continue to this posting subject – “Beautiful Words”.
when we pray, when we cry, when we dream, when we kiss…
when we fantasize beautiful things???…
All because the most beautiful things in life
are unseen and can only be felt
by the heart…
Isn’t that ’somethin’ or what? I mean, gosh, I really respect to the origin, the creator of such beautiful notion!
But I doubt this next one would be of something good; technically speaking, I think these words/ phrases I’m about to say/ quote would encourage people to be procrastinators. But coming from Vivian Leigh, who was supporting the role of “Scarlet O’Hara” in “Gone With The Wind” (note that this next quote/ notion was Scarlet’s favorite quote in the movie, mind you…), I guess it can be considered beautiful notions anyways! LOL! (PS: I might have just added some of my words/ stylo/ ways of saying to Miss Leigh’s original quote – sorry! Can’t recall the EXACT WORDS! Hiks!)
Why should I think about all these now?
Why get myself all worried and all today,
when I have TOMORROW?I’ll think and worry of all these matters tomorrow; besides, tomorrow’s is just another day away…
Procrastinating is agreeable an action that should never be practiced in mankind; but, don’t you just think that quote coming from the lovely actress, with her tone and all, ends up makin’ it a beaaautiful quote?
Does anyone have any other beautiful words/ phrases/ notions/ quotes to share? Well – you know where to leave ‘em if you have; COMMENT!
Life with unfair love; or Love with unfair life?
December 21st, 2007
It’s like so unfair; like, when you think you’ve got something good to hold on to, or someone so ever nice to be and spend your life with, then all of a sudden, within a split second – it’s gone, he’s gone too. And what bothers me the most is that we would be (I’m not so certain sure about the rest, but I would…) wondering about what have we done wrong to be getting all these?
But in this case I suppose, it would be…
What haven’t I done to keep things go right, to keep him by my side, to keep things going just the way I want it to be…?
And I am still wondering… *sigh*… “Hurm… could that biggest loser be me? Lalala…”

“It MIGHT just be me… and not life, not love, and certainly sure not him…” *Sigh sigh sigh!!!*
Candid photos…
December 12th, 2007But not this time!!! Hiks! I apparently loike these candid photos! Hiks! Mek sker lah! Thanks Y Darklighter for these candid photos taken from your hp (mak terase jer nak caruts pasal quality gambo, tapi, kang kata mak tak sadar diri dan tak dikenangkan untung piuler, kan? Hiks! So this time around, mek abaikan dulu… hiks!).



Hahahaha thanks again Y for these lovely candid photos!
She is by far…
December 7th, 2007
… But of course, it won’t be exactly the same lar… right? Because this “she” will be performing somewhere, somewhat, sometime soon, very soon; well, most likely not in this form la kan actually. It’ll be more or less like…
She’ll be a he being a she, hmmm… get it?
Yes, you should! If you don’t get it, then, I have nothing else to say except…
What’s wrong with you!!!
Owh well… *LOL*
SMS with Miss G!!!
March 28th, 2005![]()
Dearest all – macam mana mek boleh lupe pasal hal ini. Mujur teringat, or else – dah lasam pulak citer nih nanti. Sebelum G sebarkan, baik mek sebarkan dulu… ehehehe
This one I HAVE to share it in here. Miss G, sorry darlin’ .Mek rase pujian miew itiew harus ku warwarkan kepada dunia – menunjukkan bahawasanye u ols yang memang punye hati mulia memuji mek walaupun dalam sms aje. Mek sunggoh terharu dan teruja. Ish – betoi ka penggunaan teruja dalam context ini nih!?!?! Plus, mek nak kena blogkan sms ini sebagai entry mek sebab mek dinch ade entry menariques – so, kerna kes terpaksa lah inih! Ehehehe. Ala G, lagipun, mek lama tak carutz muka hang kat blog mek. So mek buat nih terang2 dan mek type sekali ape mek rase about our sms session itiew. Hope u ols dinch marah…
I was getting ready for shower just now, lepas dinner, when my Nokia 7200 started membunyikan in-coming-msg-signal… It was from Ginger de la Loca- ape lah dia nak agaknye!
“Gal, mek nak ko answer this: A sportsman, an actor, a politician & a businessman. Who would you choose to be your man & why?” – Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:35:02pm 28-03-2005
OH MY GOD! Ginger de la Loca – askin’ me to answer a q?!?!?!? Owh my good lord!!! Who does she think she is? Tak pa – mek kasik chan. Bukannye selalu dia tanye mek soalan pon… Anyways, it was a tough q. Tricky I say. Macam, hmmm – it took me like, erm, less than 5 minutes utk berfikir dan terus type the reply
“:-) I would most definitely pick a politician to be my man, as a politician is capable of being a businessman – very fine example, my dad. And if Arnold can prove to be a great politican after started things off as an actor, I’m sure my politician guy can be a great actor too. And of course, he could be a sportsman too you know, in bed and out of bed. SO you see, my politican man can be anything he wants, as he is however, a great politican…” – Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:40:13pm 28-03-2005
Tah lah – jawapan merepek ape lah aku kasik kat dia. Tu lepas berfikir sejenak. Buatnye soalan itiew bebetul dalam contest and dapat kat mek, confirm mek menangis tak tahu nak jawab… So much for Miss brainy of the year la kan? Eheheh – mesti dia reply maki muka aku balik dengan jawapan kezi cam ni… tibe2???
“Meletop! Mek sentap. Very good points though. Very good cunt!” – Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:44:50pm 28-03-2005
E-eh? Meletop ke? Haiyoh!!! Ex Miss Universe/Miss Intelligent 2003 yang dah kalahkan mek sampai mek terguling2 nangis sbb dapat 2nd runner-up puji mek!?!?! HAIYOH!!!!!!! Mek dah riak! Mek dah feeling2 lambai2an Miss kat dlm bilik mek depan cermin! How sad and pathetic can I get? Tapi sial kan dia – dah puji mek, dah mek jawap soalan dia, dia maki mek CUNT pulak. Tapi tak pe, as always, mek take it as a compliment also. Mana mau carik CUNT with BRAINS and LOOKS like me? KAN G!?!?! HAHAHAHA! Haiyoh! Riak sangat. Tapi HAKIKATnye mek tetap membalas sms dia dengan tone ala ala merendahkan diri itiew…
“What was that Q for anyways? Ala girl, me just jwb bodoh2 jer. Tah2 another pointless and running around the bush answer…” – Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:43:19pm 28-03-2005
It took G 5 minutes jugak nak reply sms mek; dengan reason kenape dia tanye mek soalan itiew. Adekah dia nak test otak lembab mek nih? Ke dia memang nak tgk ape jawapan aku for that q – kindda hard q anyways…
“Saje je mek nak tanye ko. Tak leh ka? I came across the q and thought it’ll be good to share it with you. It was a very beautiful answer gal. Definitely your best yet. Mek very impressed” - Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:48:43pm 28-03-2005
Motif nak SHARE dengan mek dan memuji2 mek dengan jawapan tak seberapa itiew??? Hmmm – mesti kes nak sabo mek. Eehehe – Feeling kan? Ehehe. Enuff said about G and her pathetic intention- This entry is not about G or why she sent me the sms or what she thinks of my answer to her pathetic question – it’s about ME AND MY BRAINY BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT ANSWER!!!
“Awwww, thanks! I’m in tears. Now move away fatso! Make way for the new Miss Intelligent cum Miss World Universe 2005! Move move! You’re blocking the camera!!!” – Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:49:20pm 28-03-2005
One SECOND I was a beautiful talented charming beauty queen with a brain and less attitude – and the next MINUTE!? I’m a stone-cold-ice-queen-bitch from hell! Hehehehehe – I just love this dramas… Hehehe
“E-eh, a moment like this la?” – Sender: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:55:03pm 28-03-2005
At this point however I was already in my bathroom. Irritating jugak pompuan nih – saje nak menyentapkan aku. Nak buat ‘business’ pun tak tenang… jadik, apa lagik! Mek terus serang hendap laser maser semue lah… sambil melakukan transaksi…
“Hish apa lagi nih! Mek tgh dicrownkan ni! Move away I say, move! You’re in my limelight, BITCH! *sambil menolak kau ketepi lalu kau jatuh tertungging dan mek pun terus duduk atas toilet bowl and starts shitting…* Told you to move over. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…” – Recipient: Ginger +60122****** Sent: 07:56:22pm 28-03-2005
Hehehe – terus diam and minutes later dia hanya balas – “KEXI!!!” to me… mek dinch balas pun. Boy, will she be surprised to baca this entry! PADAN ngan muka dia yang mengaku sendiri “AKU DAH LAMA TAK MASUK BLOG HANG LA L” – said G kat msn siang tadik… Tapi seriously, soalan itiew memang a bit susah – tricky jugak. And I am a bit terharu when of all people, G tanye mek jugak… mek terharu! Teruja! Terkasima!! Eheheheeh…

Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Kata orang, bahasa itu Indah
March 25th, 2005I totally agree, “BAHASA” itiew MEMANG INDAH! Especially when it comes from the heart and from someone yang kite gelar friends, yang saban hari we know that diaorang keje asyik mencaaaaaaaaaaaaaras jer kejenye, tapi deep down inside of them, ade satu hati yang begitu tulus that when it comes to give out honest opinions, aiyoh, all I can say, is, “AIYOH! MEK TERKEDU!!!” And all I can DO is just tangkap lentok menangis ok!
*“Kata2murni Norykuripkurappayapan…” Nori- I just wanted to say, I’m truly touched dengan apa you ols katakan ini tempoh hari – hidup Nori Mami Jarumz!!! Hehehe!*

Pastu, hari nih pulak, mek dikejutkan dengan msg kat tagboard mek yang berbunyi something like… “LL, check out my page – Cinta” Dah, kes another friend of mine, yang kuingatkan berpura2 tika dia sebok cakap dia nak buat blog entry pasal mek, RUPE2nye!!! Bebetul dia buat…

Entry about diriku yang telah diblogkan oleh Mirch @ Cinta
*Cinta @ Mirch dearie, all I can say is this… Arigatougozaimasu!!!*
Words, stories like these yang kadang2 bile kite tenung, baca, semua, will eventually make our day, KAN KAN KAN?
Ini adalah sebahagian daripada apa yang telah dikatakan oleh kengkawan meks. Ade yang mek tak publish… kire ade la yang mek teringat nak publish, mek publish la. Macam Kak Syilla punye email hari itiew… and then mek berblog pasal Miss G – semue yang mek ingat nak blogkan, mek blogkan jer lah. Tapi ingat, tak semestinye mek dinch blogkan kata2 hikmah, nasihat, serta puji memuji u ols terhadap hem dalam my blog, meaning mek tak hargai semua kata2 u ols. Mek hargai cuma mungkin time tu mek tak teringat nak blogkan… Itu jer…
Today on the other hand- everything was ok… Although ade some ’slek’nye tadik pagi but up till now, everything dah ok sangat. Later nak gi swimming, pastu nak amik pics2 lagik, hari2 macam nih yang buatkan I’m so so ever thankful to be alive!!!
And then kawan mek Abang Wazi dengan baik hati hantar pics melalui mms hp Nokia 7200 to my Nokia 7200… Ehehe – baiknye dia hantar pics2 dresses mek yang disimpan elok2 di rumahnye dan jugak my make up box yang ala ala akan pulang ketangan mek seperti sirih pulang ke ganggang? Ehehehehehehehe


*Abang Wazi, thankzzzaaa! You’re the best!*
*PS- Entry ini tak der kes nak riak riak or menunjuk2 pasal apa apa pun, or pasal org dah kata atau buat, demi/untuk mek nah. I felt happy today, and so I just wanted to share jer. So sesiape yang dinch berminat nak share, abaikan jer, nah?*
Sincere regards, with best wishes,
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
Email yang membuatkan ku terkedu nangis di pagi Rabu…
March 23rd, 2005Dearest all, especially Mak Ayam Syilla…
I hope Mak Ayam Syilla dinch peduls hem nak postkan email u ols yang hem terima pagi ini as a blog entry. Kire, mek nak mem’blog’kan email u ols sebagai an entry – Seriously, you made me cry a lil this morning – no, TAK SAMA macam I MADE GINGER DE LA LOCA cried dengan my blog entry about true friendship. Dia nangis over, mek nangis control ayu di office… ;p Syilla, you tak SEDAR ok! HOW MUCH YOUR EMAIL MEANS TO ME THIS MORNING ok! It DEFINITELY made my day! Bukan dengan niat I fwrdkan email dari Syilla ini ke blog mek semata2 nak meriak2kan mek yang mek nih memang baik dan terbukti – no… Niat mek memblogkan email si cik Syilla nih satu jer – masih ade org yang sebaik budi pekerti ini walaupun tidak mengenali diantara satu sama lain. Nyeh, mek nak sambung nangis nyeh!
| From : | Syilla |
| Sent : | Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:07:26 AM |
| To : | Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee |
| Subject : | TERIMA KASIH!!! |
Nyeh, mak MASIH belum habis menangis ok!!! Muieueieuieueui … Thank you so much Mak Ayam Syilla…
Sincere regards, with best wishes,
Nurlea Laurielle Lai Lee Abdullah
