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February 6th, 2010

Say peeps, Akak got a q to ask lar…

Kalau bloggers, you know, ppl who writes, blogs la kan (hiks!), have that bloggers’ “PMS” period tu kan, it is then called… “Writer’s Block” – kan?

So… if designers, yang, designs sites, webs, logos, backgrounds and stuffs tu pulak, what do you call ‘em, eh?

“Designer’s… “??? What eh? Hmmmm…

Because Akak got like two or three designs, for webs and wallpapers yang due esok lusa ni and I think my designing department, as well as my writing staffs semuanya on a strike kot noh? … Hurmmm…

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Haiyoh!

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Ever wondered why Akak diam tak ber-new-entry since August 21st haritu?

August 25th, 2009

Well, since startnye Ramadhan Al-Mubarak on Saturday, (actually, started hari Jumaat malam tu itself la kan, Traweh katanya, kan?) right up till now, believe it or not, ade jerrr small tiny matters yang buatkan Akak just a keyboard-punch-away jer dari nak buat entry bariew. Really, asal nak buat entry baru jer, asek² ade urusan keje lite² katanya. Asalbila nak buat entry baru jer, nah, mood nak gerodek coding html layout php javascript bagai pun menjelma, al-terbantut lah lagi kaedahnye nak buat new post. Last last sekali, hah, yesterday, tau tau aje, nahhh - dosi Monday katanya. And so, questionnye…

What did Monday do to Akak eh???

What Monday did to Akak
Sila gantikan tempat Garfield tu dengan Akak yer. Yesza, Akak dibelit belat belau bagai (walaupun berkeyboard dan mouse wireless katanya kan? LOL!) dan yang penting bukan depan PC, tapi depan TV! Yesza, yesterday morning sampai almost noon, nengok Miss Universe 2009 live from The Bahamas. And then lepas tu what Akak did? Gerodek coding layout lagi lew! OPS!

Oh well… at least… as Garfield also once said…

 

Akak quote-bergambar yer… hiks!

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Perlu la Akak bercaptiontext bagai lagi, sedangkan The Wise Garfield dosi spoken!?! Hish!

So mrasalah nantikan Akak untangle myself and get myself all calm, collected, composed, and then Akak will write again. Not to worry, I have 2 entries yang memang tgh dok semangat jer nak direleasekan – masalahnya, BILA tatau!? Hahaha…

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Sebab² kenapa Pondan²… Well said, Akak stuju, very!

August 14th, 2009

The following articles kaedahnye were taken from blog MN ni; not that Akak takleh nak come up with such entry, but this MN person (yang Akak tahu sangat sapadia – OPS!) wrote the articles so precisely short and simply, and have all the points laid out katanya so well, Akak just had just amek the points/ articles and placed ‘em right here in just one post (whereas si MN tu buat 2 posts la kan, hiks! Ya Ampun!!!)

Note the words, sentences, phrases marked in red font itiew, ha, those weren’t MN’s but actually Akak nye reply/ remark to MN’s points tu la, ok? Hiks!

6 SEBAB PONDAN2 DIBENCI LELAKI TULEN

  • Over acting – cara catwalk lenggang lenggok mengalahkan model atas stage < - Haha Akak agee sangat² tapi masalahnye Akak pong, hahaha catwalk jugak! Mati la even when not in drag? LOL! Mati la mak!
  • Makeup over macam pontianak harum sundal malam – bulu mata palsu mcm bulu mata unta, bedak foundation berteraboq, blusher merah menyala macam opera cina < - Yesza! Very der true - mati la make up chukkie yer? Hiks! Tapi tetap ni, biarpun chukkie, confidensi tahap cipan. Pi jugak cik'enduts. Pastu bila jantan naik meluat tgk, dah la perangai tergedik2, make up srupa hantian, trus depa tak tahan, hempuk sajork muka peponen tu dengan helmet, and lepas tu nangis teresak2 and kept on going... "Ape salah mak? Ape dosa mak?". Hahaha!
  • Mulut puaka – suka carut org takdak had walaupun budak kecik umoq 2 tahun dok tgk2 dia < - nih, hat MN blog owner mulutneraka.blogspot tu pulak, lagumana? OPS! Matila budak 5 tahun caruts member Akak kat kmpungnye, terus dipeligannye budak tu and tangkap, terus rejam muka budak tu masuk ke bendang/ sawah padi. Haiyoh! Takuts! LOL!
  • Miang, gatal tak bertempat – kalau cantik org tak kisah dikk, tapi kalau muka uols tu mcm toyol terendam dalam minyak diesel, jgn berangan nak menggatal..kang kena boh penyepak penerajang, naya jer..huhu < - Yesza... Akak very sure kes pondan kena hempuk helmets dia stadium tu antara salah satu contoh yer. Sekians! LOL!
  • Ketiak KETIBA’ALAIKUM, mulut HABATA < - I think in EARTH lingo, the point simply means - KETIAK KEPAM BERBAU, MULUT ALSO, kan!?? Hiks!
  • Suka cakap besaq – beli perfume RM10 kat Uptown, pi canang merata beli perfume kat QUEENSBAY MALL dgn harga RM250..Ingat org taktau ke dikk nak bezakan yang ori n pelesuu??? < - Hahahaha! Bagi Akak lew, mende immitations, produk busuk yang murah, all that can look like real branded stuffs, wangi and expensive, SEKIRANYA, si pembawak tu tau cara to bawak and dengan padanan yang sesuai. Kan...?

5 SEBAB PONDAN2 AKAN BERGADUH

  • Kes jantan – punca utama bermasam muka 3-4 tahun < - Bagi Akak, to a certain extend, ya, true, this could be a factor. Altho Akak pun penah gone through such scene, tapi takder lah sampai 3 4 tahun kan. I think when you're older and much wiser, men can't absolutely be a point to gaduh with your bestie, kan? Hiks!
  • Hutang sewa rumah < - No komen. Takpenah gone through this scene. NEXT!?!
  • Pinjam wig pastu bagi rosak < - Hehehehe entah lah. Akak prolly jenis amek tak kesah, tak pandang sangats kot. Sentap lite² tu ada lah kot, tapi, tah la. Motif nak gaduh sakan pasai wig? In the first place, motif pinjamkan your best/ newest wigs? Tak leh kasik pinjam yang USED wiggerinas ke kan? Kalo dah rosak pun kaedahnye, "ADA AKU KESAH?" cam tu, kan? Hehehe...
  • Mengadu domba – slalu jadi kat butik2 pengantin, pondan itu iri hati dengan kelebihan pndan lain, maka dia buat satu rancangan jahat iaitu dengan mengadu kat bossnye ttg masalah disiplin org yang dia dengki..Penyudahnya haruslah dia menang sbb pondan2 yang teraniaya ni tak suka gaduh-gaduh, berhenti keja trus < - Hmmm I get this feeling yang this 2nd article pasal 'SEBAB2' ni, based on MN's personal experience ka kat boutique itiew? Lalalalalala...
  • Duit – hutang tak reti2 nak bayar, masa pinjam mulut manis mengalahkan gula < - Hahaha memangs! And this don't just happen kat peponens sajork - it happens among straight ppl too Akak believev, kan? Hahahaha...

Ehek ehek! (Haaa mai dah wabak dok tak dudok gelak ‘ehek ehek’ ni! Ish! Lama dah tak mai, tetiber je kali ni mai balik. Hish! Awat tatau? Signs of requiring McD for dinner ke!?! OPS!). Anyways, mrasalah, komenz nah??? (Aiyoh! Sebut ja McD tetiber peruts berbunyik! Haippp!!! Diam la peruts! McD dah tutup! Its 10.02pm! Hush now hush!!!)

PS: If Akak nak tambah 1 sebab lagi to the 2nd article pasal 5 Sebab Pondan² Akan Bergaduh itiew, and make it a complete 6 sebabs, can arh? Hiks!

Sebab ke-6 Pondan² Akan Bergaduh:

  • Bila pondan bermulut jahat dan sebarkan pitenah – true, this may looked like point number 4 tapi ini point Akak yang Akak rasa has a much wider scope, bkanka? In Article 1, sure, pondan mulut jah, membuatkan jantan meluat. Bagi Akak, bukan geng jantan jer meluat – komuniti pepondan lain pun rasa cam nak hempok jer muka pondan mul jah tu dengan, helmet? DINCH! Heels? DINCH! Akak bagi dia trima rasa dihempok dengan frying pan macam dalam kartun tu kan! Only this time, lepas hempok dengan frying pan, Akak simbah dengan minyak pastu lightkan… eh – GILA!?! Akak maybe on the verge dapat title pondan kaki pukul but am not a murderer tau! Akak nak cakap, lepas Akak simbah minyak tu, Akak lightkan ROKOK Akak ler, and watch as I laugh with that ‘Volksie’ Evil Laugh style, and then after a short few seconds, Akak just petik the ciggie and campakkan jer, malas nak habiskan rokok itiew – and then KABOOMMM!!! Pondan bermul jah now HISTORY! OPS! Did I just dropped the ciggie? Owh, guess I did! OPS again! Lalalalala…

Ok dak? Lalalala…

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Carutans terhebats buat Mimi-yah Kari; Ratu Photoshop katanya!?! LOL!

July 13th, 2009

Before ade yang start pi umah Che’ Yah / CA dan buat mulut kata Akak ngata kat dia/ Mimi dia, (sambil jeling kat Rania Escovapotpuripukinova – YES! YIEW! Sapa lagi ada nama Rania dok tiru nama Queen of Jordan tu!?! OPS!), biaq Akak jelaskan disini yang Mimi tu is Mariah Carey nah. Hiks! Hang tu Rania bukan boleh berkira sangat! Semenjak dua menjak berlakikan Abang Det tokey Kenari kat Stadium tu, makin melalakmelolong sakan! Ops! Mati la lari dah topic nih… hehehe…

Anyways, got this from this crazy, funny, best sangatsss website about celebrities, life and everything that goes along with it! Dlisted katanya. Best sangat website itiew (thanks to Volksie lah, now I asik asik lah dok menempek membaca archives site tu sampai la jumpe this one article mengatangutuk sakan si Mimi… Hahahaha Akak suka Akak suka!!!)

Macam gampang kan effect photoshop maha dasat! Suka sangat! Tapi dinch suka lah kat Mimi itiew. Just suka the Photoshop mampan tu jer. Ko ado!?! Hahaha... (Image source: http://www.dlisted.com)

Macam gampang kan effect photoshop maha dasat! Suka sangat! Tapi dinch suka lah kat Mimi itiew. Just suka the Photoshop mampan tu jer. Ko ado!?! Hahaha... (Image source: http://www.dlisted.com)

Anyways, you can read the rest of the ‘charutans’ here nah… Yang Akak cuma nak highlightkan here adelah some of the best charutans yang ado dalam that particular article.

Mrasa, Akak quote…

“When is Mimi going to break open her giant Hello Kitty piggy bank and buy a shit load of stock in Adobe? Nobody loves Photoshop the way Mimi does. Photoshop should pay homage to their #1 client by renaming themselves MimiShop. It’s the least they can do.”

Memula cam trase jugak tertempek terkena mengena dengan diri Akak but then again lately, Akak men-photoshop-kan mende² for the sake of my website/ blog’s designs sajork dah dan nan ado dah sangats pun mengeditbagai photos2 personal so mrasalah Akak felt, hmmm ok, tak der kaitan dengan diri ini pun! Hiks! (mati la tak der photoshoot, sebab tu takder photos sendiri nak diedit, kan? LOL!)

“If Adobe ever went out of business, Mimi’s rainbow ass would melt down into a puddle liquefied Skittles.”

Hahahaha Akak pengsan tau website itiew punye writer’s very zasssttt bahasa² charutans terhadap artist² sana. Hmmm dia tak kena saman ke? Kang kalu Akak start do this kat my blog, kang ade jer surat saman arah naik masuk court bagai timbul kat inbox Akak kang, naya jer nak kena pi shopping baju polkadots, kan? Ops!

Owh and the last part yang dicarutskan dalam article ini, I suppose u ols better pi baca la sendiri kat site tu. Kang Akak amek boh sini, I might as well copy and paste the whole damn article without perlu me-linkback-kan to the site, kan? Hehehe… pi la baca the last part tu – pasai teteques Mimi! HAHAHAHA tergelak² terguling² Akak baco! LOL! But owh well, kang ade gak yang malas nak click here there and everywhere, so might as well Akak tempekkan sajork skali the last quality charutans terhadap Mimi itiew kat sini…

Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: “I have the farts.” However, her Hello Titties are delivering in the raw emotion department. In picture one they are saying to each other: “I loves you.” In picture two they are saying: “Hmmm…I’m kind of mad at you.” In picture three they are saying: “I HATE YOU!”

Hahahaha gampang kan? LOL! And when you compare those quotes about her titties with the three titties displayed dalam photo itiew, mrasalah, Akak can imagine the remarkable resemblance – imagination Akak kuat ok. Can you? Hiks!

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I love you too, Dona-sweetie…

July 8th, 2009

… and right after saying that, as Dona teleng pusing the other way round and not looking at Akak, I’d prolly lipsy her hubby, si Abang F itiew and say…

Well, not as much as I love you, my dear Abang F (who every time kalo duduk jer surely have to terkangkang a bit giving room for the crampy-crotch to breath which membuatkan Akak’s heart terus terbenam-sedut masuk to my stomach which eventually falls right out of my arse… *sopan la sikit kan, dari I sebut ASS, kan, tak gitu Minister Rais Yatim? Eh, wait, if I follow his advise, I’d be saying ASS instead of ARSE, right or not? Owh well… whatever-lah!!!*)

Hiks! Anyways, back to the issue ‘Owh-I-so-have-to-love-you-too-Dona’ itiew yer, Akak was browsing la kan through the websites and what not across the entire word-wide-universe net nih, you know, for stuffs, for my blog’s ‘unfinished’ layout ni la kan, when I came across this lurrrvely foto… which kalo dalam FaceBook, the next possible-lines-of-command would be… “What’s on your mind” bile nak share the photos/ links/ notes bagai, right or not? Hehe… Welll… IF Akak was to share this on FaceBook, it’ll prolly be somes-stings like these lines la gamaknye kot yang Akak would have written especially for the ever so lovely big-sista… (‘Big’? Ops! Adek no komen! Love you too, Dona dahling! Lalalala…)

The image (tiki.png) yang telah menjadi the source of my mrapu-rapek-ness for today!

The image (tiki.png) yang telah menjadi the source of my mrapu-rapek-ness for today!

Matilah INI lah yang dinamakan usaha-gigih-jitu-murni for the sake of a beladddi-hell single post! Hiks!

Matilah INI lah yang dinamakan usaha-gigih-jitu-murni for the sake of a beladddi-hell single post! Hiks!

(Just in case the image above dok-tak-dudok doesn’t show up katanya *Haiyoh! Percubaan sabotage berganda ke ni? Hahaha!*) “What’s on my ‘belaaadie’ ‘moinnnd’??? (Errr, the ‘moinnnd’ word notes the excellent BrEE-ish-slang nah!?!) Well I’ll tell you na… and it is spelled as “D… O… N… A…”! Yes, its “PEAR-PETS”! (Errr, ‘pear-pets’ = ‘pepets’, get it!?! Aiyoh! Perlu-kah be this slow-coach? At this rate, I might as well give full content, word-by-word definisi, kan? Hiks!).

Sorry Dona hun! Its not the “drinkin’-mabuk-berdusa-mati-lah-dikau” part that got me instantly ter-think of you… but it’s ala² ‘Aloha-Hawaiian girl’ image in that red dress with that pathetically-busuk red flower ‘disisip-ditepi-menambahkan-element-kononnye-manis-lahhh’ tu, buatkan aku tringat trus menerus tanpa sekatan batasan kepada engkau! So very der similar-the-same-one in every way… bukankah gitu!?! (Errr, I believe this is the part I should get ready to PECUT!) Ops!”

But since namanye Akak ni seorang adek yang disayangi-senantiasa oleh the ever so lovely pasangan suams-ists, Abang F & Dona, (Yes, that Abang F got name lar and its not just F or F-word tu tau! Hanjs la korang ni! I’m just keeping it anonymous sajor – ops! Anonymous sangat ley? LOL!) dimana si ists nyer itiew sudi-tahap-gaban sharing her laki in bed with Akak ni la kan (provided she gets the front row seat, watching *damn!* – if not joining the aksi la kan *damn! damn! Double damn!*) – errr, wait, what was my point? Ah yes. Since I’m so baik-hati-sangat-hormati meke² yang jauh bribu² lemon-tua nya dari diri Akak ini, dan karna sayangnya diri ini pada seorang kakaks yang slamber-berteteqs besau ini, maka, I’ve decided NOT to share the photo/ image, included what I wrote/ what was on my mind, concerning the photo/ implying to Sista Dona darling… See! Am I sweet or am i sweet? Sanggup ni, kubarkan niat nak publicly-humiliate kakaks terchenta in FaceBook and went on clicking the ‘CANCEL’ button instead of ‘SHARE’ button itiew? Aiyoh. I’m such an angel, am I not? Hiks!…

Emmm tapi kan… apekejadahnye dengan entry/ blog post ini, KAN!?! Bukankah tema-nya sama like clicking the ‘SHARE’ button, but instead of men-sabotage hidupnya di FaceBook, I decided to do it in my blog and mengompangkan kesah ini di Twitter dan FaceBook status??? Hehehehe…

Adalah biadaps sekali yer fenomena ini dan Akak sangat gumbira! And with that, I thank you… (No more ‘On your mark’ ‘Ready’ ‘Get set!’ ‘Go!!!’ dah ni! Ini dah “I’ll see you later na!?! DAAA!!!” gittu… Ya Ampun Dona! Can I still have Abang F!?! OPS!)

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Sick . Passed away . Apek . Condolences

July 6th, 2009

First and foremost, please jangan die-terkangkang-terkejut-dogs pulak baca entry/ post title kali ni. It is not Apek yang passed away lar, aiyoh choyyy!!! This is Akak punye new way of putting points as a form of post title – classic isn’t it? Hiks!

Anyways, just a quick update for now, will be back later² perhaps with more detailed updates/ entries, perhaps.

Akak have been sick lite² katanya for the past 2 3 4 days nih and sick yang ala² involved a lot of ‘gatal’², ‘garu’², scratch² there, scratch² there, itchy here and there, seriously – A LOT! Tak penah² seumur hidup Akak dok tak dudok tetiber suffer HEAT RASHES! Bole?

And then second of all in this short update, it is Apek’s YOUNGER brother yang passed away and now I believe Apek’s in Melaka for the ceremony pengkebumian? May your brother rest in peace (details of kematian Akak belom soal-selidik dan kenali-pasti. Nanti² Akak ‘odah’²kan from Apek and ‘kaypohchi²’kan kat hampa nah? Ala, sharing is caring, tak gitu? *BTW mati la Akak langsung tatau Apek ade adek. Hmmm… my sincere condolences to you and your family yer Apek. Sabar bebanyak k?*)

Owh well then – that wraps up the 4 points dalam topic/ title post Akak kali iniew. OPS! (Mati la the last 3 points tu actually semuanya adalah under one single point sajo, kan? Haiyoyoh! Gotta work on that tema-penulisan-point-form-post-title lah nampak gayanye, kans? Hmmm…)

And by the way, this last piece of condolence ‘quote’ Akak dedicate buat Apek…

Life is eternal, and love is immortal,
and death is only a horizon;
and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
~Rossiter Worthington Raymon

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Bile Akak nak talk about matters of the heart…

June 18th, 2009

Not long ago (no seriously, memang not so long ago – I’d say, only 70 years ago jer… OPS!), a wise ol’ man, who was also known as a respectable professor, a great Sorcerer some said he was, yang always dressed up all in green (altho most of the time nobody ever saw him pun as he was so great and powerful… ermm… then, how come they know he always pakai serba serbi hijau eh? Owh well… whatever…) – Errr… where were we was I? Ah yes, the ol’ farker – OPS!

Anyways, this great man once said this remarkable quote, which am about to share with you ppl semue, because Akak believe that when it comes to matters of the heart, semua orang, tak kire tua, muda, tak brapa tua, tak ler muda sangat, laki, pompuan, tak la laki sangats, tak la pompuans sangat juger, kirenye, semua lah! Akak pasti everybedi pasti dapat me-relate-kan diri memasing tentang soalnya hati….

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“A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others…”

You ols agree? Dinch? Bagi Akak, tah ler. Buat entry ni doesn’t mean Akak agreeing to it, kan? Although Akak trase cam nak bangkang lah lite2 pulak the memorable quote orang tua iniew, tapi… lantak lah… Akak ok jer lalalalalalalalala…

Dan tetiber Akak feels² nak pakai dress yang di bawah nih…

lky-dorothy-fancy.png - Hahahaha gile tau! Ape kaitannye dengan 'matters of the heart' tatau!?! Hahaha yesza! Wizard of Oz! Mati la pose pose biadaps iniew! LOL!

lky-dorothy-fancy.png - Hahahaha gile tau! Ape kaitannye dengan 'matters of the heart' tatau!?! Hahaha yesza! Wizard of Oz! Mati la pose pose biadaps iniew! LOL!

… and nyanyi berdongdangdendang lagiew…

“Somewhere over the rainbow, bluebirds fly, birds fly over the rainbow, why then, oh why can’t I? If happy little bluebirds fly, beyond the rainbow, why oh why can’t I…???”

Cakap pasal ‘dongdangdengdang’ tadi tu, Akak teringat lah pulak cekelat TORA – ingat? “TORA DATANG LAGI!!!” Hahaha mati la dah menyimpang dari issue matters of the heart dah ni! LOL!


Next episode, kite discuss matters of ‘COURAGE’ pulak nah? Ops! Hahahaha! (Source: http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/wizard-of-oz.jpg)

Anyways, sementara nunggu episode akan datang entahnye bile (Akak said episode yer, bukan next entry yer! Awas! Jgn speku silaps nah! Haha!), mrasa lah Akak sajikan satu lagi source of entertainment, kali ini, dari koleksi favorite videos YouTube Akak. Mrasa! (Yang ni ADE kaitannye yer – no, not with matters of the heart lah! With Wizard of Oz! OPS!)

PS: Minors please get your parents to view this video and then story balik kat korang ok. Direct viewing tak dibenarkan atas alasan² lucah! (Tetiber… LOL!)

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(Nape cam Akak rase Akak dah penah dah pong share this video, eh? Owh well… recycling is good for soul anyways… LOL!)

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Bile Akak rase some spams tak ler as bad as we always think…

June 6th, 2009

Susah, sukar, very der to explain let alone understanding mana mai-nya ‘the good’ in spams – tak kire lah spam e-mails kah, spam msgs or sms ke ape ke kan. Tapi, dalam hundreds, thousands of spams kite trime, noticed tak ade some yang actually provide something good, like, for instance, the followings…

  • Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all
  • The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist
  • From a worldly point of view, there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
  • There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just the holes to heaven…
  • Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.
  • Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it.

Katanye, kan? Like – ado korang tahu about these beautiful words/ quotes bagai ni? Akak frankly speaking kan, haram tatau pun. But thanks to these spams blocked by Akak nye Akismet plugin, Akak just caught 2 birdie with 1 stony! Yer la! Akak get to learn new quotes/ sayings/ phrases/ idioms (mati la tersyasyul lajak tertaip IDIOTS katanya! Hahaha!) bagai, AND Akak get to share it with u ols semua as a blog post! Kan 2 in 1 namanya itiew! Hiks!

PS: Akismet plugin works wonders with WordPress blogs (tak sure if it works with Bloggers ke idak) which apparently checks comments against the Akismet web service to see if they look like spam or not. Mrasalah click the download link below and get your own spam blocker Akismet plugin katanya! :D

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Hah! Tunggu lagi? Mrasa lew! Hiks!

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Bile Akak ade new blog description katanya…

June 3rd, 2009

Another attempt to make one of those very few short entries…

The story of my life,
is very plain to read…
It starts the day you came,
it ends the day you leave…

As short as it is, Akak rase its very straight forward blog diskripsi, kan?

‘The story of my life’, although complicated but still, easy to follow la kan? (minus the at times pening2 lalat entries with typos and lingo, kan? Hiks!). “It starts the day you came, it ends the day you leave” -> well, obviously la kan? ‘I write, YOU READ‘ – the day you came in and read, the stories begin. The moment you leave, well, that’s when you’ll end the stories, sebab… yer la. Dah hampa pakat leave, of course la hampa tak baca dah kan, until you come back again to read. Bkanka itu str8 forward namanya tu? HIks!

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Bile Akak teringat someone said this to Akak…

April 28th, 2009

Siapakah dia? Ade ade aaaadddeerrrlah itiew… Siapakah dia, itu tak penting itu tak menjadi soal dan tetap, ia bukan tajuk utama short entry ni yer (I have a very strong feeling I will have many, many, MANY of this short entries coming up after this. Wanna know why? Stay tuned nanti Akak citerkan. But for now, mrasa, kembali ke tajuk perbincangan! Hiks!)

I was doing some spring cleaning katanya dalam my pc and notebook alih² I found this .txt file with tajuknye, “PUITIS”. Tudiah… apakah!?!

Bukak² balik file tu, owhhh, rupe²nye, I saved this ayat puitis from someone, yang I anggap, terlalu unique and puitis sampai I terus saved and konon²nye nak bukak balik file tu bile hari² tua nan senja I menjelma. Errr… now kah? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Anyways, come come, lemme share with you ols semua na. Apakah sangat yang puitisnya itiew… kan?

You terlalu indah untuk I sentuh, terlalu suci untuk I kotorkan, terlalu manis untuk I rasa…

Jadi…

I… tatap sahaja…

Awwww… sweet kan? (Mati la tetiber jer terpikir, sweet ke, atau ini adalah salah satu cara rejection yang Akak tak master and graduate lagi? Haiyoh! Mungkinkah!? Hahahahaha!)

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