It was a totally-pure-serious-shit-no-joke bullshit…
Well, you know what they say…
Shit happens… every now and there…
And I say…
It is already a shitty situation for actually being there when that particular shit happened at that particular shitty time… But what’s worse? Shitty things happenin’ at the most shittiest time of any shitty moments in the shitty calender (since the calender was invented), and… the best part of all this – it happened to one hel-luv-a shitty jerk… Tsk tsk tsk… SEDEH!
Now, can this day be any shittier than this? I would certainly like to know if there’s any yer…
Pure love, hah!?! As if!…
I guess THIS shitty shithead would be a fine example of when said to be saying things romantically such as “I love you…” to the girl, the best opt for the girl would be to sneeze!!! Motiefff!?!? Why sneeze???
I’m sorry… I’m allergic to shitheads like you talkin’ nothing but shits
Hebats yeh? Now, lets count how many ’shit’ was typed in order to make this entry, one shitty one? LOL!
Disclaimer penting, important to ALL, regardless whether you’re a shithead or not ya…: This entry, has nothing concerning anyone, any shitheads, heads, shits and all; its just, well, nothing lah! Why, everything has to be about you jer la, shithead?! LOL!
Ohhh ohhh!!! Updated, new new new nih! Just after 50 minutes lepas Akak published this entry; tetiber, teringat – my knight and shitty armor katanya dah mule melangkah shitty say, since beberapa minggu lepas? Haiyoh – ingat makan saman; alih2, NAN ADO take saman2 nih!
Berikut adalah isi blog Akak in Myspace which Akak tuliews just a week before Akak jadi tue setahun lagiew katanye… hiks! Well, apalah-kan-daya… shitty history repeats it shit… tudiah! Brapa dah kiraan the word ’shit’? I’ve lost count! LOL!
Saturday, June 21, 2008
To my wrong Mr. Right- “Thanx for being my right Mr. Wrong…”
Current mood: cheerful
…
How can I ever, ever repay you for turning out to be the most disasterous thing that ever happened in my life after the case when I created the word “Kemelaysiaan”?!?!?!?! And NO hun, that was NOT actually a question for you to answer, my Mr. Wrong – Believe me! If I wanted answers from an ass, I would have farted, thank you very much….
I think I can only think of one way of doing it…
Suing your parents as a way of saying ‘Thanks’ to them for creatin’ you with sufficient amount of oxygen during delivery; (when they should have performed abortion when you turned 8-months old in the tummy or at least kill you upon completion of ‘uploading’ you into this earth by skipping the slapping the buttocks procedures when you didn’t cry – they should have opt for slapping your face and throw you around like one of those cheap basketballs…)…
Owh and I’m sorry that we couldn’t find vaccine against stupidity that you’re suffering; really, – sorry…
And lastly my dear… They say opposites attract. I do hope you meet someone who is beautiful, intelligent, and cultured – eh wait, I have a friend, want her number? Ppl told me you have great assets; don’t worry, I’ll tell my friend the same thing, minus the last three alphabets – ok? Let me know if you’re interested…
See ya…
Tuan Hakim, Yang Ariff, Your Honor segala bagai; I, tutup briefcase LV I, sambil catwalk kuar dari court dan toleh kembali pada Yang Ariff… “You ols; mek rest my case!”
Matilah ade some yang dinch paham! LOL! Tak per, purak2 paham jer; besides, understanding shitty men yang perangai ginik2 nih kan, erm, tak per u ols – tak paham pun tak per! LOL!
