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“Ala… I biase jerrr jadi model untuk beauty salon & produk kecantikan ni…”

August 3rd, 2009

Kaaatanye… katanya siapa eh? Ha, sape lagi kalu bukan model Salon Mak Ayam Nabilla Natasha Porntip Nakirunkanuk itiew… Sapenye model itiew? Ler… Takkan hampa tatau kot? Satu seluruh plusuk Loq Staq ni ha dah gah tersebar poster banner bagai berwajahkan rupaparas persis KD (Kris Dayanti la ngoi, KD apanye lagi? KD Bola Kayu Golf tu ka hampa ingat? LOL!), bulu mata melentiks dinch perlu pakei bul mats pelesu, (mati la lembu tengok pon nangis sebab bulu mata model nih ngalahkan bulu matanya yang asli bak binatang!), hidung mancung bak… bak… ermmm… owh well, here goes, bak penyangkut baju? (OPOCOT! Jahatnye jari jemari Akak hari nih!) dan tangan berbulu2an halus bak KB mek hat sorang lagi tu, CA tu, cuma texture halusnya seharusnya lebih la sikit kat kat si Model ini… hiks! Sape? SAPA HAMPA TANYA? Ish! Boleeeyyy takkkk!?!?!?! Deskripsi itiew tak cukup lagi ke untuk hampa guessing guess guess siapakah model yang direject syarikat GUESS lantas terus menciptna nama untuk sarikat “CUBATEKA” dan “ADE-LEYYY International” itiew??? Hish! Pondan tu lah, sapa lah! (GINGER! Mak sumpah swear mlutut O-MI-GOD tau I have no intentions untuk ngata ngutuk kau in this entry. Kalau terkena tertempiah tersmash bagai, mak mintak hampun. Really tau…I wasn’t thinking of you when I did this entry – OPS! Mati la disklaimer! Hahahahaha…)

Siapakahnye orang/ model yang cuba dipertonjolkan disini yer? Mrasa!…

Presenting to you now… Model terkini, Salon Rias Raha, Nabil’s Hair & Beauty Studio di Jals Stadi, Loq Staq… mrasa!!!

Kan??? Matanya diselaputiew glitters menariques (matila Mim-Carey nanges glittersnya kalah juga!), hidung mancung no-penyepit baju can tandingi (GINGER I tak bermaksud or even terpikirkan yiew pun tau when I typed this!), rupaparas bak Kris Dayanti (Will the real KD please stand up, please stand up!), rambut berkepok2 bak mendiang Farah Fawcett (ni mesti wig hasil kutipan rambut Farah Fawcett sblum dia meninggal kan? OPS!) dan yang penting - CHANTEK SUBANG, kan? OPS!

Kan??? Matanya diselaputiew glitters menariques (matila Mim-Carey nanges glittersnya kalah juga!), hidung mancung no-penyepit baju can tandingi (GINGER I tak bermaksud or even terpikirkan yiew pun tau when I typed this!), rupaparas bak Kris Dayanti (Will the real KD please stand up, please stand up!), rambut berkepok2 bak mendiang Farah Fawcett (ni mesti wig hasil kutipan rambut Farah Fawcett sblum dia meninggal kan? OPS!) dan yang penting - CHANTEK SUBANG, kan? OPS!

Tudiah! Matila kapsi-image panjang berjela, kan? Hahahahaha!!! Nah satu lagi, more CREARER katanya, matila no can speak L thats why CREARER instead of CLEARER, kan? Got meh? GOTTTT LAAARRR!!!

Mati la gara2 nak sangat snappy2 pix ini, Akak dicaruts GILA, MAU BUNUH DIRI, BODOH, dan also diSAMAN pak polisi sejurus selepas itiew gara2 nak bersms dengan sorang Pondan ex-GUR now base-KUL - kan? Hahahaha tak gittu, Gingerinawati? Ehehehe chanteks kan? Macam KD sunggoh, Akak tak tipu! Subang tu pun chantek, padan dengan WIG itiew - OPS! Lorrr, wig ke? Motif tema wig tapi tetap dapat tempat dihati pemilik salon untuk dijadikan model??? Isk isk isk...

Mati la gara2 nak sangat snappy2 pix ini, Akak dicaruts GILA, MAU BUNUH DIRI, BODOH, dan also diSAMAN pak polisi sejurus selepas itiew gara2 nak bersms dengan sorang Pondan ex-GUR now base-KUL - kan? Hahahaha tak gittu, Gingerinawati? Ehehehe chanteks kan? Macam KD sunggoh, Akak tak tipu! Subang tu pun chantek, padan dengan WIG itiew - OPS! Lorrr, wig ke? Motif tema wig tapi tetap dapat tempat dihati pemilik salon untuk dijadikan model??? Isk isk isk...

Wahhh hebats kan skrang ni, kawan² semua, berstatuskan MODEL katanya. Pon begitu, model berdarah kacukan itiew very der hambel to the earth downnye itiew, apabila bertanyakan tentang hal ini, tahu menahukah dia… yer la, kadang² sebab dia sebok, kot² la dia tatau menahiew psal hal yang sikit punya gah, jadi buah mulut semua orang kat Alor Staq katanya. Dia tetap, row (LOW) plofire (PROFILE) tentang hal ini, yang mempamerkan kehalusan tulusan kulit gebaunye yang froorress (FLOORLESS) itiew… kan? Hahahaha…

Petikan perbualan SMS Akak bersama Miss Gingerinawati…

Mek: Gal, amboi… busy sangat ke? Tahu tak pasal poster kau bla bla bla bla bla… (Akak tak ingat ape Akak sms dia last week – mati la dosi delete! OPS!)

G: Ala, biase jer. I dah biase selalu sangat dah jadi model utk produk2 kechantekan dan salon2 rambut ni, apa la sangat…

Mek: Royalty mintak tak?

G: Ala, I tak hadapkan sangat, banyak lagi income masuk. Keja sambilan jer, perlu la nak kencang sapu semua royalti? Duit gaji hasil kerja curans I yang telah berubah pusat operasi dari Gurun ke Kajang nih pun, sikit2 punya dok ada MYR10k++ sebulan pun, tak menyempat2 I nak habiskan. Tak baik tamak…

Mek: Kan… hebats la yiew. Kagum lah I!

G: Biase je…

Mek: Nak otograph bole?

G: SAPENIH!?!!!

*** Dan terus talian terputus gara2 ribut angin kencang melanda Alor Star dan telah menghabiskan riwayat battery hp Akak… sentip!

Kan? Ha… Hebats tak kawan baik Akak ni? Dah bergelar pondan berkarier-jaya dari gaji MYR8k now dosi meningkat-nambah jumlah nilainya ke MYR10k PLUS PLUS yer (matikah mek, Ginger, karana menyebarkan pitenah ini? OPS!) pun tapi tetap as usual, hamble nih! Suka la! Tak sia2 I kawan dengan dia – erm… takmoh kasik otograph pon takpa, erm, cabut bulu u satu dari tangan kanan, satu dari tangan kiri, satu dari kaki kanan, satu dari kaki kiri, nak boh dalam prame and gantung buat tatapan cucu cicit nanti, boleh tak? Jgn kedekut bulu tau! U kan tak berkiri bulu dari segi-hal bab bab lain – why must u berkira bulu bab bab bulu pulak? KAN? Lalalalala…

And before Akak terlupa, ade la sorang lagi gibek ni, fanatik habis nih, pasal kesah Ginger jadi model eklan banner bagai nih, ALSO buat entry katanya siap gigih nak saingi Akak, nak tgk, sape post entry pasal kesah ni dulu… dan in the end, thanks to Streamyx and Telekom Malaysia yang men-delay-kan fixing line problems kat umah Akak ni, maka, gibek fanataik (EH! Silap, fanatik! Sorry! Bab bab isu KINKY dia, Akak tak masuk campur yer – OPS!) nih menang dalam kompitisi iniew dan mrasalah telah published his version of the entry dahulu. Mrasalah read HERE dan mrasalah nengok pix² dari koleksi snappy² si gibek yang also berbulu sama hebat sama lebat sama tebal dengan model kita iaitiew, Miss Ginger – OPPPSSS!!! (CA! Stop korekking taik hidung yiew!)

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Tapi, dalam banyak² pix yang Akak nengok kat blog CA itiew, satu jer pix yang Akak tak dapat trima kenyataan! Dalam banyak² menusia dok menyimbah asid kat Akak pasal issue advert nih, gambaq ni paling hebats tahap kepekatan alkalinya lalu simbahan itiew sangat perit sekals! (Matilakau CA! Hahahaha!)

Sikit punya dok ada busuk nak mampus cilaka haram zadah punya perangai CA, kan!?! Sakit tau hati Akak dia buat camtu! Sakit hati nape!?! Well - KENAPA PIX TU YANG KAU PILIH DAN BUKAN PIX STANDARD POSE POSE DONGAK DAGU LANGUT KEATAS YANG SEDIA ADA AKAK DOK GUNAKAN TU!?! Why CA WHY!?! (Akak srupa cam tau dah apa dia nak jawab... YOU DESERVER IT MY DEAR... kan!?! Haahahahaaarammm sunggoh!)

Sikit punya dok ada busuk nak mampus cilaka haram zadah punya perangai CA, kan!?! Sakit tau hati Akak dia buat camtu! Sakit hati nape!?! Well - KENAPA PIX TU YANG KAU PILIH DAN BUKAN PIX STANDARD POSE POSE DONGAK DAGU LANGUT KEATAS YANG SEDIA ADA AKAK DOK GUNAKAN TU!?! Why CA WHY!?! (Akak srupa cam tau dah apa dia nak jawab... YOU DESERVER IT MY DEAR... kan!?! Haahahahaaarammm sunggoh!)

Kan? Hahahaha ok lah. Mrasa la komentar noh!!!

PS: Tetiber Akak terdengar suara2 yang berkata2… “PST! Nyeh – ape kesnye yang simbah asid yang ko sebut kan kejap tadi tu?”… Owhhh… nak tahu kes simbah asid kat Akak gara2 issue advert ni ka? Camni citernye. Ade la bukan sorang dua, not one not two yer, gibek2, peponen2, mulu2 puaka tapi tak sadar yang hotak depa LAGI puaka-ngong, mai la kat Akak dalam bentuk panggilan hangit, sms kepam dan, ade sorang tu, face-to-face jijiques yer, konsep2 mai bertandang dalam hidup Akak ni bertanyakan soalan yang, tema nya hanya lah satu, tapi of course, dalam pelbagai bentuk grammar error dan kesilapan tatabahasa bagai kan…

Lady/ Gal/ Nyeh/ Wei, ko tak trasa keji ke depa buat camtu kat hang? Ade ke patut, hang pi photoshoot tu dengan G, G ala ala model undangan, kau model utama, pose pose sana sini, last last yang menjadi, si Ginger nya muka yang tertempek kat banner, ko, ado? Ko tak trasa depe, termasuk la Ginger dan jugak Nabil mak ayam hang tu, dok buat taik palat kat hang pergunakan hang penayakan hang ka dengan terhasilnya banner eklan tersebuts?

Hahahahaha kan tadi Akak cakap, simbahan acid beralkali pekat likat CA (the photo CA edited, WITHOUT MY APPROVAL itiew ler – OPS!) tu jauh lebih pedih parah luka berdara bagai, compared to these other simbahans, kan? Mrasalah I meant what I said – suara2 sumbang tu semua, langsung Akak tak amek port. Infact, I’m glad Mak Ayam Nabil gunakan pix Ginger instead of mine. Sikit pun tak terkilan, tak terkecil hati, sikit pun aku tak heran. Dan penyudahnya, Akak cakap/ balas/ jawab kat depa2 ni…

Errr… Sorry?

Hahahaha boleh tak Miss Ginge, I ols jawab lagutu? Hehehehe… yer lah. Its like, ade aku kesah!?! Bak kata Ginger dalam sessi berbalas sms haritu, let me put it in my way la eh…

These people tatau ka its a sin and a serious violations against pondans-right akta brapa tah, to have your drag photo to ber terpampang-anst disluruh plusuk kampung halaman yiew, buat tatapan umum yang melintasi bulatan roundabout Stadi di persimpangan JC!?! GILA KA APA? Nak mampos!?!

Kan? Akak doubt Ginger would have agreed to the poster to feature her photo/ picture buatnye kalo banner poster tu dok ada kat KAJANG, tak gittu Ginger? Hish! Gila la depa ni. Tak pikiaq kot the implikasinya dimasa-kelak-hadapan, KAN GAL? Hahahaha…

Apa apa pun, kudos Akak tujukan buat KB Akak kerana telah berjaya tempah-nama-cipta-sejarah menjadi ponen pertama yang dijadikan model di Aloq Staq utk banner salun kechantekkan dan hiasan dandanan rambuts! Tak sia sia u jadikan Kak Shee mak ayam yiew, kan Ginger!? OPS! (Ya Ampun Kak Shee!!!) Dan tahniah buat Mak Hayam Nabilla for the excellent selection of, not just the model (I know you were thinking of me when you made that decision to put Ginger as the model instead of me, tqvm tau from the bottom of my broken toilet bowl, eh, I mean, from the bottom of my heart katanya… heheh!), but also on the selection of the photo, making the banner looked veryyy der outstanding sekals! (serta, pandai u pilih lokasi nak gantung banner tu, kan? Dekat2 tempat terletaknye pokok ketapang tempat Ginger sembah berhala dulu tu jugak u letak, kan Mak Hayam? U tahu eh? Who told you? Hehehehe!). Dan also tahni buat meke2 yang berjaya tak pikir dengan otak nape Akak gumbira sangat not to be featured dalam eklan itiew. Mai hari2 semput hampa dok bercangkung berak, pikir2lah, would you be glad to have your drag foto terdedah terpampang secara obvious dikampung halaman yiew and have 90% of your brother’s friends tahu pasal hal tu dan tunggu time nak report jer? (Entah2 your brother tu pun dah tau dah pun… wooopppsss!!!). Ha… mau!?! LU PIKIR LA MANYAK2 SENDILI!!! Hiks!

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The day they decided to ‘Kebabooommm!!!-kan’ the Eiffel Tower

July 19th, 2009

With more and more movies these days dibuatkan seolah² sukalah sangat nak sampai ke arah masa dunia dosi time’s up katanya, especially coming from Hollywood (Awat la hampa ni suka sangat mem-barua-kan keadaan?!? Suke leyyy? Hebats ley dapat buat filem box office berunsurkan kemusnahan dunia dan last last hampa jugak yang save the rest of the world. Chit! E eh, motif pagi Sunday ni Akak emo? LOL!). And yang paling recent, the movie 2012, (view the trailer in HD here). Scary lah! Even trailer nye sajork bisa buat kite pikir and keep on pikir’ing sampai la kite pikir’ing yang bukan² – tak ke salah/ syirik dah tu? (Please correct me if I’m wrong yer. TQ :) Hiks!)

And having said all of these destructions of the world katanya, mrasalah Akak nak offer kat mana² director/ producers yang nak do the next box office entitled… “Eiffel Tower is falling down, falling down, falling down. Eiffel Tower is falling down, my fair annnddd lovely…” (Errr, itu tajuk movie mehhh? Can mehhh??? Cannn larrr… Mati la panjangnye yer… hiks!)… Anyways… Errr where was I? Ah yes. The offering. No, the offer bukannye nak offer movie title lah. Itu just introduksi jew. Hiks!

Mrasalah Akak nak offer image yang sesuai untuk tema kemusnahan kota romantis itiew… (which apparently Akak got from the internetsi also la kaedahnye kan… hiks!)

'Gambar pilihan' katanya - siuts sangats! Hiks! But then again, memang sesuai kan image ni? Very der dramatiques sekals - impak maksimum on Eiffel Tower katanya, kan?

'Gambar pilihan' katanya - siuts sangats! Hiks! But then again, memang sesuai kan image ni? Very der dramatiques sekals - impak maksimum on Eiffel Tower katanya, kan?

But, the question remains –

BILAKAH? WHEN?… (No, bukan Akak query bile mende-kemusnahan ini akan berlaku – cukup lah dengan movie 2012 tu! Ish! Akak tanye bile when ado ke yang gilo nak buat movie pasal Eiffel Tower dimusnahkan bagai. Well, main dengan geng2 omputehs ni, well, bagi them, anything is possible, bkanka?)

So, mrasa, ade ke any directors, karyawan² hebats antarabangsa nak kejar another box office? Come come! Amek image ni buat poster tau! (Matila sebenarnye itu image displaying background got bunga-bungaans api, katanya, kan? LOL! Skarang, sape yang berimaginasi diluar jangkaan tatau? Lalalala…)

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Aaakhirrr… nya! Kini… pasti… lalala

July 16th, 2009

Lagu apakah? Hahahaha tak der maknenye lagu! Altho yer, it is part of our dear diva Kak Nita’s lirik lagu ape tah eh, still, the posting’s title does not signify Akak sedang melalak melolong yer! Hehe… (Well, maybe I did for a bit back then just now but that was tadi, now dinch! Hiks!)

Anyways, kes apekah? Tetiber je “Akhirnya kini pasti” katanya yer? Hahaha… gini ceghitonye. Esok kan kaedahnye CA’s and LKY’s day out ke Penang, mrasa katanya menghantar BBM (Big Boss Mummy single kali ni, dinch bersama Big Boss Daddy – die la me have to become ‘Lady’ of the house? HAHAHA!) ke Penang Airport. She’s leaving for Bangkok with her fellow orchid-die-hard-fan friends 2 3 orang for 2 3 days (leaving me with BBD at home untuk Akak jaga²kan, tgk²kan for 2 3 day, kan? Mati la lepas 2 3 jam jer Akak pun lesap lepas tah ke mana, tinggalla BBD dengan cucu² dan cicit²nya, Manjaboi, Comelgirl, Baby dan Adek untuk taking carings of BBD – hiks! Ha, dah melalut dah!). So anyways, mrasalah after sending BBM, akan Akak dan CA bergegas ke Golden Screen Cinema katanya utk menonton wayang. Dah ade kaki, can la go tgk wayang. Takder kaki, mrasalah main mahjong sajork, takgitu Cik Senah? OPS!

But still this does not explain why Akak dok meghoyan tetiber with “Akhirnya kini pasti” itiew, kan? Ha, kaedahnye, the GSC online e-ticketing services itiew, telah men-cheenchaucheebaist-kan Akak dengan connectionnye yang lembabs and always lah asek² bilangnye, “UNSUCCESSFUL”! Very der tau! Not just for one time try tau. 2 3 times Akak tried, for 2 3 stinkipoo-hours ok, gigih-ly for 2 3 DAYS ok! (Hmmm, you guys see the pattern here with the 2 and 3? APE KES EH? Ade ley! Hehehe!)

Sentaps sangats for two beladi stinkipoo days Akak dok mencoba² tapi hasilnya, NAN ADO!

Sentaps sangats for two beladi stinkipoo days Akak dok mencoba² tapi hasilnya, NAN ADO!

At first arrr I tot arr somesthings wrong somewhere with the ccard. Mrasalah 10 kali Akak call CIMB Card Center katanya sampai meke kenal dah Akak tanpa perlu membuat introduksi ala ala Miss Venezuela Akak itiew, hiks! And they really couldn’t find anything wrong with the card. (Well, actually Akak dinch la call meke sampai 10 kali, hiks! Ade la, dalam, yesza… DUA TIGA kali sajork – ops! 2 3 lagi ek? LOL!)

So if its not the ccard, then, apakes? Takkan nak hentam Streamyx pulak kan? (Possible jugak, dalam time² 2 3 menjak connection dok menggila ni… tapi, takkan kottt???) Harus lah all eyes, jari tangan kaki mulut dimuncung²kan sambil mata menjeling juling bagai kepada… (drum-roll please!!!)… kechenggg!!! YESZA! Golden Screen Cinema lah!

Akan tetapi, before Akak sempat membuat call panggilan hangit busuk buruk memaki hamun GSC, mrasalah GSC’s ass katanya telah diselamatkan oleh satu nota kecil nota kaki yang ala ala halus nak mampus (obvious tak exaggerating Akak ni? Obvious la kot kalo korang rajin masuk GSC’s website, sure nampak the notes about the do’s and don’ts, the type of payments accepted, cards they accept for e-ticketing transaction bagai… Akak jer membuta-huruf-tuli² tak bace – OPS!) Hahahahaha! Mrasalah all these while yang dok “Unsuccessful” tu gara² they don’t accept credit cards yang jenis² like kena masuk password security authorization maknenek made-possible by the issuing banks itiew, and apparently, CIMB’s ccards also included lor. Habis tu, perlu tak Akak now menuding jari pulak kat CIMB? Mati la takmo nak ngaku salah sendiri tak baca properly instruksi itiew… Hahahaha!

And so and then tuptaptuptap mrasalah disaat² DUA TIGA (perlu la the 2 3 again???!?!? Perlu lah!) minits² babak² waktu kecemasan (ops, sorry, demam MU bertemu skuad Kebangsaan – motif tetibe involved dengan bolasepak? HAHA!), as Akak reaching the last 24-hours before the movie starts katanya, ha, Akak menggelupur singing “Aaakhirrr… nya! Kini… pasti… lalala!!!”…

Yayyy!!! Finally katanya, after mencuba dan mencuba dan mencuba tanpa henti, akhirnye, MAYBANK2U.COM jugak menjadi penyelamats! Hiks!

Yayyy!!! Finally katanya, after mencuba dan mencuba dan mencuba tanpa henti, akhirnye, MAYBANK2U.COM jugak menjadi penyelamats! Hiks!

Trimakasih Maybank2u.com! E eh? Tetiber… Hahaha…

So ingat yer adek² Akak sekalians, pesanan Akak yang bermanfaat ini…

Before start menuding-nudung-nuduh siap bermuncung² mulots kearah orang lain, or organisasi lain, or pihak² lain, mrasalah awal² siap²... tuding-tenyeh-tempeleng muka anda sendiri dulu yer for all you know, salah hampa sendiri and not salah sesiape.

Sekian, terima kasih!

Pesanan khidmat masyarakat ini dibawakan khas oleh “BELIA² ANTI DURIENS! Say ‘DINCH’ to duriens!!! And mrasalah say ‘HELLO’ to Sushi King Penang!” Hiks! here I come tomorrow after the movies!!! Tak gitu C.A.!?!?!? Matilakau akan kupastikan you will miss episode “NUR KASIH” malam esok! Lalalalala…

PS: “What’s with the 2 and the 3?” you ask? Ha… mrasalah… NANTI LA AKAK CITER! Sabo Bawak² ngucap sket…, SABAR NYEH SABAR!!! Hiks! Matilamak! 2… 3… PECUT! (Matila there’s no 1 tau tau terus count 2 and 3 kan? HAHAHA!)

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Bile Akak rase Monday did its best ever sialans-to-my-life…

June 29th, 2009

I think Monday took-up the ‘combining-powers and all forces-of-nature’ offer from SUNDAY, ie. yesterday – THAT’S what making this, today, Monday, June 29th, to be one of the worst Mondays, EVER to hit my life!

cat-upset.jpg - Errrk??? Mowtip?

cat-upset.jpg - Errrk??? Mowtip?

I will and shall not go into details sangat for now as I’ve got tons of other more important things to with (for now) but roughly, here’s what happened…

T’was yesterday, Sunday, June 28th, 2009 – when I tot I was gonna have one of the best birthdays ever… well, I wasn’t expecting birthday parties and presents and what not. Just getting excited facing the fact that I was leaving 29 and joining the 30-yo club members la kan. And then suddenly, all went tumbling during noon, during lunch kat Riverbank Restaurant (I tot I told ‘em I don’t wanna go eat outside for my birthday bagai, yet, they insisted) with BBD and BBM when we had a TALK. No, if u’re thinking it’s about MARRIAGE, no, that wasn’t in the list of the TALK. So ok, nak tak nak I had to talk about it with them also la, as, BBD puts it directly and clearly…

We wanted to talk to you about this for quite some times now but just didn’t get the chance/ opportunity sebab we jarang sit down and eat together… (HELLO!? BBD!?! What’s wrong with you? Yang selama ni kat umah dok makan lunch dinner breakfie segala bagai tu bukan duduk sekali ke? Owh well – dia lupa kot – OPS! Haha!)

And so we talked, and right after that, when I was supposed to go fix my RedKen’s flat tyres, and go to the vet bringing Comelgirl nak kasik ‘kasi’ jgn bagi gatai galak sangat, as well as suntik cucuk vitamins segala bagai for Adik and Baby, semuanya, telah dicancelkan katanya and Akak ended up where!?!… Here’s how I put it tadik kat Cbox (nampak sangat malas nak type! LOL!) PS: this was during my chat with Volksie

*When asked samada dah bawak the cats to the vet…

  • Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 17:20
    N u r l e a ®:     belom. i got upset yesterday after that lunch with bbd and bbm and i decided to dudok terperap dalam bilik and right up until today/ now
  • Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 17:23
    N u r l e a ®:     YES! It was and what made it worse was the fact that i saw it coming but pretended i didnt see it coming and now that it has already came by mrasalah i makan hati dan get all upset all in this room keluar mana pun takmo with the stupid pc buat hal and the notebook’s fan dok jap jap bunyik cam on tak on, jam tak jam, and the aircond dok tirih kuaqkan ayaq bagai! ISH!

Mrasalah up till now, 8.14pm, the situation remains, ie. am still in the room, terperap takmoh kuar takmoh gi memana takmoh segalanya… (altho the anak2 and cucu2 dah kuar dah pun. Yes, cucu2 ie. si Adik and Baby, si Comel dah mule pandai pimpin-temankan meke kat luar of my room, around the balcony area. Jap2 lagi tu masuk balik la tu. Hiks!)

Well, whatever it was yang Akak TALKED with BBD and BBM, biarlah for now remains un… un… un what eh? Oh. Unrevealed? Ok la tu, gasak hentam jer la. Kuasa la nak pikir2 bahasa words bagai. Tapi at least some signs of good will come soon dah ade kot since ptg tadi also when I discovered I could still get bck all those documents and folders and files from the pc’s hdd. And then ade la some other things which made Monday evening tetiber, tidak sesialan dari awal pagi seawal2 4am when the pc had that crash-boombang scene…

Mon, Jun 29th 2009, 04:11
N u r l e a ®: Yayyy! Tahniah! I don’t know what I did but I certainly did it! My pc tetiber jer dok tak dudok hangs and crashes like sh*tf*ck and mrasalah ptg tadi sempat transfer mende2 files documents downloads and stuffs ke external hdd, … tapi… EXCEPT the templates and layout folder which I think holds more important stuffs than any others yang i dah safely transferred! DAMN!

… Kan???… Hahaha… 4AM katanya – what was I thinking! Hiks!

Anyways, before I end this “I-am-30years-1day-old-when-I-blogged-this-sh*t” entry, Akak rase la kan, Akak nak change something. No no, nothing to do with layout template bagai la! We’re talking about that ke masalahnye?!? Hahaha… Anyways, when I said this over at Twitter yesterday…

“Well, I knew today wouldn’t be any different from any other days, but certainly I didn’t expect it to be this boring!!?!!” … less than 5 seconds ago, via Twitter

Akak rasa Akak nak rephrase the word ‘BORING’… to…erm… Can I change that to “ *!#^(#%%#%#@)*$@(#&%@^!@(#!*!*^^!!!! ” tak? OPS!

I just hope 10:01pm afterwards, won’t be like…

Sun, Jun 28th 2009, 22:01
N u r l e a ® @ home: Nak berpoetry (Code is poetry… katanya Wordpress.org, kan… haha), tadak inspirasi ilham minat membuak2 macam slalu… mana pi tatau semangats tu. Isk. Nak update entry pun, dok pikiaq satgi2 lah. Nak berfacebook? nyampah la pulak. I think i’ll watch my figure ice skating playlist and mrasa download somemore from youtube yang maha slow these days when it comes to HD viewing. hummmmm

… KAN!?!

42-15495677.jpg - Kaedahnye like this lar Akak sengsorang ngong dalam bilik satu hari satu malam cam ni - well, of course not with that red backdrop la kan, where u think I am at, Volksie's 301? Ops!

42-15495677.jpg - Kaedahnye like this lar Akak sengsorang ngong dalam bilik satu hari satu malam cam ni - well, of course not with that red backdrop la kan, where u think I am at, Volksie's 301? Ops!

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Bile Akak rasa this header has got to be one of the most…

June 26th, 2009

Katanya… what header? Which header? Header blog Akak lah, header kepala mana lagik tatau? OPS! Hahaha!

new-header.jpg - I must say kali ni Akak sangat² puas hati. SANGATS! Kerana header ini lah, Akak lebih mengenali itu Adobe Illustrator and also added more bits of knowledge about Photoshop. Hahaha ko ado? Ops!

new-header.jpg - I must say kali ni Akak sangat² puas hati. SANGATS! Kerana header ini lah, Akak lebih mengenali itu Adobe Illustrator and also added more bits of knowledge about Photoshop. Hahaha ko ado? Ops!

Anyways, berbalik kepada isu tajuk posting hari ni yang ala ala tergantiungs itiew – mrasalah – this has got to be the header Akak paling banyak masa habiskan, pening2kan kepala otak, curah2 otak sampai mata berair dok langut dongak tgk pc 24-7 tak kuaq umah pi memana bagai. Aiyoh! Penats sunds!!!!

But it was sooo worth it Akak rase! Bagi Akak la kan, personally, I think, this time around, Akak spent more time re-doing the header sebab kes kes tak sempat nak save designs/ worksheet bagai dalam photoshop mrasalah tetiber blackout segala bagai dua tiga kali and what not. And because Akak wanted something yang bukan normal like any other blogs, Akak nak something yang I can be proud of doing on my own, maka, mrasalah, ni baru sudah header! Badan kaki tangan sisi bontot bagai, haiyoh, beloms katanya. But I suppose the other parts tu semuanya just codes, html php bagai semua. Yang ini header different sebab Akak dealt more with designs and editing images bagai. Suke lah! :D

Ok tak uaullllssss??? (Dahhh kuaq pulak dah bahasa iols uols weols jenis baru… U’AULLLLSSSS’ katanya… hahaha very der long HAUL katany ye? LOL!)

PS: Itu buttons ala ala dok ade kat situ tu, dinch ado functions nye lagi yer. Sod ba ror… dua hari je lagi. OPS! (Mati la… CA!!! U ols tau tak, Abang Det and Pak Su, depa dua orang, condifent ni mai wish Akak ni, Akak terpinga jer dalam phone. Hiks!)

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Bile Akak mengalami hari Khamis yang ‘KURENG’ sikets!!!

June 25th, 2009

Erm… actually, it is more like “hari Khamis yang ‘KURENG’ SAAANGGGAAAATTTSSSSSS!!!! Bukan sikit dah rasanye. Makin menjadi² ni, sangats!

classic_character.jpg - Yes, classic character katanya, taken from Lat punye comic book tu kan... girang sangat... tersengih sangats Akak. HOW I WISH I HAVE ITU BOM PELURU BERPANDU TANGAN BAGAI! Urgh!

classic_character.jpg - Yes, classic character katanya, taken from Lat punye comic book tu kan... girang sangat... tersengih sangats Akak. HOW I WISH I HAVE ITU BOM PELURU BERPANDU TANGAN BAGAI! Urgh!

Well, kalu itu yang the teacher in Lat upsetkan adalah the children i.e. students, Akak upset, ha jangan taktau… bukan ler dengan student. Sejak bile pulak Akak ni teacher???

Yang Akak upset diupsetkan mengupsettingkan the whole of Thursday nih adalah – internetsi! TP-LINKsi! Dan mrasalah ada kalanya DS-LINKsi! Dan itu wayar koneksi also! ISH! Semuanya la nak kena jaga serupa jaga anak raja ka!?! (Terus jeling anak² si Comelgirl… “HAH! Comel! Nak kuaq pi mana lg tu!?!! Nih anak2 hang sapa nak jaga!?! Aku ley!?! Come back here missy!)

upset.jpg - Thank you for the question. If I have the chance to have my very own missile shooting device such as in the picture, I will definitely, make it to good use by shooting and firing to all the internet and multimedia powerpoints, cables and substations so that they can make new ones with hopes of better services and delivers speedy internet communications and uptime. Thank you...

upset.jpg - Thank you for the question. If I have the chance to have my very own missile shooting device such as in the picture, I will definitely, make it to good use by shooting and firing to all the internet and multimedia powerpoints, cables and substations so that they can make new ones with hopes of better services and delivers speedy internet communications and uptime. Thank you...

Kan???

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Bile Akak terdiam sambil mata terkebil²…

June 16th, 2009

It was just yesterday… Right after lunchies with BBD and BBM somewhere in town (BBD = Big Boss Daddy, BBM = Big Boss Mummy)…

The three of us were in the car heading back home, but had to make a detour ke kedai pasu katanya… melalui selekoh² jalanan² lorongan² yang very der jarang sekals Akak nak lalui on normal days… And since I wasn’t the one driving, Akak get to terbeliakkan bijik mata Akak ni and have a look around, a good view of apo yang ado around that area yang kalu dicampakkannye Akak kat situ sorang², pasti Akak akan nangis kesesatan sampai kesudah takkan tahu jalannye pulang… (Aiyoh… bab bab exaggerating serah ajer lah kat Akak ni kan?!! LOL!)

Anyways, as Akak dok melihat kiri kanan depan belakang Akak, tetiber…

Me: Dr. Venkat? Yang tu ke Mama cakap hari tu yang pasal skin specialist tu??? (at this point we were right next to the clinic, actually, specifically, at the back of the clinic, headin’ towards the main road where the clinic’s actually facing – motif deskripsi lengkap siap lokasi geography bagai? LOL!)

BBM: Ha ah. This one lah… (And as BBM answered Akak, BBD turned around to have a quick glance as well… Akak had this strange feeling some interesting conversation this will eventually be… )

BBM continued…

BBM: Dia ni baguih. Lama sangat dah established, kira dia la no. 1 kat Kedah kalau tak satu Utara ni, tapi tolak Penang la kan. Bab bab skin, semua dia la. Siap nak buat plastic surgery, betoikan hidung ka, pipi ka, dagu ka, inject apa tu, silikon la kolegen la… (At this point Akak macam, MOTIF!?!?!?! Mula la ni Akak rasa the ‘INTERESTING PART’ of the conversation bermula… Akak dah diam…)

dr-nara-hatyai.jpeg - Hah, dah Akak bergambar depan clinic Dr. Nara ni, nak speku Akak buat pa per kat situ ke? Choy! (Tetiber emo - ape kaitan? Tetiber gambar ni - ape kes? Tingtong tau LKY ni! LOL!)

dr-nara-hatyai.jpeg - Hah, dah Akak bergambar depan clinic Dr. Nara ni, nak speku Akak buat pa per kat situ ke? Choy! (Tetiber emo - ape kaitan? Tetiber gambar ni - ape kes? Tingtong tau LKY ni! LOL!)

BBD sambung pulak…

That is after a while of silensio inside the car as Akak main² hp Akak dan cuba abaikan anything and everything (ikutkan hati nak jer Akak lempang mulut Akak for tetiber gi kuarkan issue Dr. Ventkat ni! Cis!)

BBD: Tu yang hat susuk tu, macam mana ha? Depa guna jarum ka apa ka?

Akak dah like… HAAAA ini kes tak pa. Ini Akak takder kena mengena so Akak leh bersuara kembali…

Pun begitu, terdetik jugak… motif, susuk!?!

The part BBD asked about susuk tu, dia srupa like intrigued la kiranya, like, how does this susuk, which works with somewhat somekind of a needle kot gamaknye, managed to transform rupa manusia tu jadi chantek… Dia nak tau if BBM and me would know how this can work, aside from kuasaNya dan jugak penggunaan ilmu ilmu karut bagai ni semua…

BBM and me continued giving out our own points, but the part where Akak terdiam sambil mata terkebil², for the second time, yet this time, altho nan-ado related to Akak (GILA! Koorang pikir Akak pakai susuk? Nak jumpa menusia cam Degawan tu pun Akak boleh terkencing – feeeeeling lagi nak suruh Akak ghedah masuk hutan mengamal segala bagai! Choist!), but what made Akak terkedu terdiam tanpa balasan-jawapan, was the fact that, actually, memang Akak tak der tak tau no clues at all as to jawab soklannye BBD…

BBD: Ok betoi lah kalau pakai susuk tu mungkin just mainan prasaan depa ingat depa pakai tu cantek teruih muka depa, orang2 sekeliling yang au depa pakai susuk, pon, kononnya, “Ha… elok elok. Memang cantek, lain sunggoh muka hang…” dan macam mengiya2kan ja la kan benda tu. Tapi yang bapak tertanya2, pasaipa, bila buang ja susuk tu teruih muka rupa jadi burok hudoh semua ada? Awat tak jadi rupa asai?…

Kirenye… Akak simpulkan soalan BBD tu…

Rupa asal A = Manusia.
Bila pakai susuk, rupa A = Bidadari.
But bila remove susuk, rupa A = Bidadarai

Gittu la lebih kurengnye, kan…? Akak tatau jawapannye. Which Akak dalam waktu terkebil2 terdiam tu, terpikir gak, kenapasal bila dah buang tu, takleh nak menyerupai rupa seadaanya if not rupa asal pon… why must bile buang jer susuk tu, doktakdudok teruihhh hodoh ya amat – lagi hodoh dari rupa asal, hmmm,… Misteri… misteri… sapa ada jawapan? (sambil asap² dari smoke machine kuar kot background, ala ala siri Misteri Nusantara gitu… hahaha!)

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Bile Akak make goodie bags!

June 7th, 2009

Mrasalah biarpun dosi bergelas the ‘Has Been’ a.k.a. ex-Miss and also current title holder and forever will be holding the title of Miss Tak Pernah Gherti Nak Serik² (OPS!), Akak still tidak pernah mengabaikan tanggungjawab ‘AMAL’ Akak yer kepada those in need, especially the children. Because you see, these children, are the foundation of our every nation and if we’re not there for them, then, who will? TUDIAH! Keluaq dah ayat² skema-teknik-menjawab-Q/A miss miss! HAHAHAHA!

Anyways, ape kes goodie bags iniew? Well, lets just say Akak dalam keadaan tenat sakit kaki membengkak hari tu, tadak keja lain, selain ngadap PC dok nengok ticket fares lah, ngadap blog la, Facebook lah, edit itu ini bagai, ada la kesempatan Akak suatu time tu untuk preparekan 30 (YES, not 1, not 2, but 30 yer!!!) goodie bags yang each of the bags mengandungi…

  • Lolloipop – eh! Lolly pop berjenama-brand SUPER POP ok! Jgn memain! Akak kasikkan 2 x pops tau! Hiks!
  • Belon (HOOKSIE! Ko jgn nak pikir bukan2 nah!) x 2
  • Cloud 9 satu keping/ bar tu
  • And also itu party prop blower tak blower tu…

Cukup la tema budget yang telah diperuntukkan untuk satu majlis keramaian famili katanya yang ala ala sedang² sederhana² sajork.

Tapi… persoalannya disini yer…

Dikala Akak start packing the goodie bags, Akak mendapati, bahawasanya…

  • Lolly pop itiew ado 60 sticks; so mrasalah 2 sticks per bag, KAN?
  • Belon itiew, also got 60 – so mrasalah bebudak tu dapat 2 belons untuk ditiup, sesuai dan serasi dengan keperluan dada masing2. OPS LAGI!! (Hooksie! Jangan biadaps lah bab bab belon nih! Isu sensitive! Lalalala)
  • Party blower thingy itiew, got 30, so ngam2 la kaedahnye 1 x each bag…KANNN??? (Angguk aje la kalau takmoh nak sama2 sebut ‘KAN’ dengan Akak! HISH!)

Ha… now… mrasa – the klimaks! (Aiyoh! Sehari dua ni typo Akak makin menjadi² ok! Nak taip klimaks, Akak gi type KIMAK? Cemana itiew?)

Itu CLOUD 9 Chocolate coated wafer katanya, got 36 bars dalam the whole big packet. Mrasalah. 36 bars (-) 30 bars needed for the goodie baggies, correcto? Yesza… now. Jawab! APA JADI KAT LAGI 6 EXTRA BARS TU!?!!!??? Sapa jawab betul, dapat hadiah! Jawab kat mana? Kat ruangan komen la!!! HOH! Hahahaha!

A photo gallery is included just after the toggle below – prolly dapat berikan gambaran lebih jelas/ klu terhadap apakah yang sebenarnye terjadi kepada the 6 extra wafers??? Hurmmm… (matilamak!)

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Dosi dapat jawapan!?! Ha! Tunggu apo lagik!?!! Nak hadiah dak? Lalalalala…

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Bile Akak tertanya² – “Kebetulan-kah???”

May 28th, 2009

As Akak was browsing for Vector illustrations, graphics and what not tadi, Akak came across this one human illustration yang bagi Akak, well… entah la… pada mata Akak la kan, bukannya Akak kondifent, tapi, tak ke nampak srupa macam…

ann-ai-download.jpg - The illustration/ image/ download yang buatkan Akak terpinga² tertanya²...

ann-ai-download.jpg - The illustration/ image/ download yang buatkan Akak terpinga² tertanya²...

Macam apa? Macam sapa? Macam Akak lew! Sebab itiew lew Akak musykil ni! Hiks!

lea.jpg - Gambar Akak, snappy² time photo shoot awai² dulu² tahun 2006 dengan Marc and Dylan...

lea.jpg - Gambar Akak, snappy² time photo shoot awai² dulu² tahun 2006 dengan Marc and Dylan...

ann-ai.jpg - The 'Ann-ai/ Irizz' vector human illustration graphic/ image

ann-ai.jpg - The 'Ann-ai/ Irizz' vector human illustration graphic/ image

Kebetulan sajork kot noh???

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Bile Akak display contoh terbaik pembaziran and kerja dua tiga kali!

May 7th, 2009

Motif entry: Bukan untuk menjatuhkan jenama chewy candy itiew yer. Mind you ols, Akak tetap peminat ter-olong this company dari dulu² ok. Tapi fakta, tetap kena kite nyatakan. Bukan ape, who know, boleh dijadikkan iktibar and make the chewy candy company learn something and thus make this better, kan? Ha… u ols semua always tau nak take Akak nye entries sebagai durjana alam musibat puaka busukhati, kan? Dinch u ols. Ini semua untuk kebaikkan semua… :D

Aiyoh. Dah seperenggan dah into. Ape nye yang Akak wanted to display a very good example of wasting… (wasting apo? Wasting time? Dinch! Wasting PAPER! Katenye skarang dunia dah sesak gara² pencemaran bagai, kan? Tau la recycled papers banyak la ni dok ada tapi that doesn’t mean we can just membazir sewenang²nye, kan?). And then later at the same time (dah later, tapi at the same time, cammana lagumana mai tatau???), as we ponder upon the pembaziran kertas yang dijanakan, kita lihat jugak, manusia, yang sanggup usaha gigih buat keja dua tiga kali, supaya orang lain sama naik buat keja dua tiga empat lima kali lebih kalinya… over tak???

Ok now… the subject!

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Bukankah itiew namanya pembaziran kertas dan juga masa dan waktu dok buat keja koyak ghabak kertaih tu tokak pi tokak mai sampai luruh gigi semuanya Pak Busu, kan? (Motif Pak Busu? LOL!) Jadi, dengan itu, diharapkan pihak² tertentu dapat memperbaikki sistem pembukusan cekelat chewy candy oren hat sedaps sangats iniew yang menjadi peberet hem ok! Hiks! Hidup Fruit-tella! Ella! Ella! Ella! Eh! Eh! Eh! (Maaaati la tetiber di Umbrella kan katanya nama chewy candy itiew! LOL!!!)

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