BBD was admitted into GH after complaining sakit ulu hati for quite sometimes now, aside from he very der tired letih lesu sangat sangats sejak akhir2 nih, started obviously a few days lepas kite start posa. Demam, batuk… gi clinic bagi 2 kali tak jugak nak baik2. His kondisi worries BBM, and myself. And after almost, coming up I’d say, to two weeks, memang no signs of getting any better. And suddenly BBD said he doesn’t mind going to the GH, admitted ke ape ke – I mean, for BBD to be saying such things ni, tandenye, dia dah tak tahan la with the sakit2 tu semua, and then timbul pulak he yang tak penah2 ade migraine, ha, got already. Penyakit2 lain, nothing yang pretty obvious…

Well cutting right down to the story, versi short lah kirenye kan ?, we move to the part where persoalan2 yang hat kat tajuk posting tu, took place – ala ala the situasi was somewhere somewhat like this:

• Dimanakah location kejadian iniew: Sultanah Bahiyah GH, Alor Star; 1st-class ward, yang for those government & ex-government staffs yang entitled for it la kan, mostly senior state government la kan…
• Siapa yang around the kawasan kejadian: The pesakit, duh, obviously la kan. Then BBM, me, my cousin the senior Doc with the Doc yang attending to BBD still OTW katanya…
• Anybody else???: Ah yes – the training doctor…
• What happened?: BBD tgk disoala-siasat pasai his condition, kirenye the initial check up la, verbal, by the training doctor, observed carefully but casually by my cousin. BBM was on the phone, me was there, mostly tulun2 answerkan kat BBD the questions about his medical history, supplement pills, vitamins, his meal-consumption routine, his activities, family background and so and so forth bagai. Throughout the course of the initial “patient’s profile” interview, the training doctor was so ever soft spoken, senyum selalu, mesra alam lah I would say this girl yang Akak rasa baya2 dalam, erm, let me see, I’m bad with ages, erm, tah la lah tapi memang la nampak muda. Possibly macam Ginger and Rania Escovarina la kan, sebab depa size badan kecil, frame depa haluih temetot, so mrasalah eventho dah tua bangka pun tetap can pass tipu-helah-katanya-muda, tak gitu gal? (Ops! Mati la mak!). Anyways, back to the young girl/ doctor training tu. Selain dari senyum sengih manis soft spoken segala bagai, during her interview with BBD, Akak noticed beberapa kali dia asik tanya ulang soalan yang sama, sikit2 tanya menda yang BBD/ or Akak dah penat menjawab, hang tak dengaq ka, yang tetiber hang gatai pi tanya again? Dah tu, selang beberapa soalan lain, mai balik ulang soalan hat tadi nuh. Ish. Awat la dia ni. Procedure kah? Or itu Standard Bengap dia? Cemana jadi doctor pelateh? Cousin Akak pun dah mula kerut2 kening, at certain times, pintas the doctor pelateh tu punye soalan/ percakapan and sort of like lead her to question the next qs or something la kan. But all that Despite all that, those repetitive queries, Akak still leh tahan lagi. But not until she went and ask BBD this one and only question…
  

  Ok, tadi Uncle cakap yang Uncle sakit kepala, ulu hati, senak cirit birit sehari dua ni, letih tak bermaya semua tu yer. Dan yang membuatkan Uncle decided nak datang hospital sebab Uncle worried, condition Uncle melarat and jadi lebih teruk. Ok, dalam banyak2 sakit Uncle tadi tu, Uncle worry yang mana satu, kire, macam, yang paling Uncle risaukan, and yang Uncle nak sembuh baik dulu?…

  And BBD was like, terus tercengang, Akak terus kempot terdiam, BBM terus hang up the phone and terus macam, terpinga2 like she couldn’t believe what she terrroverhead while she was on the phone, and the ward/ room suddenly like, errr… HELLO? Cousin Akak also trus kerut kening geleng2 kepala and terus like, “NEXT! Lets! Move on! Go to next q!” camtu la kan. Isk isk isk…

Of course lah we’re worried about our health and that’s why la kan we go there to the hospital in the first place. Tapi bila kite dah gi hospital tu, kite nak kena set ke hat mana satu penyakit yang kite nak baik dulu, prioritykan nombot satu to nombot last bagai ke??? Eeeeeee very der unacceptable sungguh tau! Soalan tu standard ka, or soalan yang dia SPONTANEOUSLY tanya!?! Isk isk isk…

Dan dengan itu, we come back to the 4 questions yang Akak soalkan diawal permulaan entry ie. kat tajuk posting ini yer…

“Soalan doctor si chantek manis itiew, bowdohkah? Or soalan dia tu skadar kuaqkan soklan standard? Nak sentap ke tak ehhh dengan soalan itiew as well as the doctors’ luvly q? Or should Akak geletekkan diri sendiri membolehkan diri Akak ni nak mengilai ketawa bak kak Pontianaks?”

Ennntah lahhh labiew… Why nots Akak do just about all 4, kan? Mrasalah Q itiew memang standard q tapi standard q yang sangat erm, lets not say bowdowh la eh, sangat tidak sehsuaiii sangats IMHO, and mrasalah because of that, Akak melenting sentap but before I do zats, apakata Akak ngilai ketawa riang ria kanak2 ceria Ribina dahuliew, ok taks???