It was just yesterday… Right after lunchies with BBD and BBM somewhere in town (BBD = Big Boss Daddy, BBM = Big Boss Mummy)…
The three of us were in the car heading back home, but had to make a detour ke kedai pasu katanya… melalui selekoh² jalanan² lorongan² yang very der jarang sekals Akak nak lalui on normal days… And since I wasn’t the one driving, Akak get to terbeliakkan bijik mata Akak ni and have a look around, a good view of apo yang ado around that area yang kalu dicampakkannye Akak kat situ sorang², pasti Akak akan nangis kesesatan sampai kesudah takkan tahu jalannye pulang… (Aiyoh… bab bab exaggerating serah ajer lah kat Akak ni kan?!! LOL!)
Anyways, as Akak dok melihat kiri kanan depan belakang Akak, tetiber…
Me: Dr. Venkat? Yang tu ke Mama cakap hari tu yang pasal skin specialist tu??? (at this point we were right next to the clinic, actually, specifically, at the back of the clinic, headin’ towards the main road where the clinic’s actually facing – motif deskripsi lengkap siap lokasi geography bagai? LOL!)
BBM: Ha ah. This one lah… (And as BBM answered Akak, BBD turned around to have a quick glance as well… Akak had this strange feeling some interesting conversation this will eventually be… )
BBM continued…
BBM: Dia ni baguih. Lama sangat dah established, kira dia la no. 1 kat Kedah kalau tak satu Utara ni, tapi tolak Penang la kan. Bab bab skin, semua dia la. Siap nak buat plastic surgery, betoikan hidung ka, pipi ka, dagu ka, inject apa tu, silikon la kolegen la… (At this point Akak macam, MOTIF!?!?!?! Mula la ni Akak rasa the ‘INTERESTING PART’ of the conversation bermula… Akak dah diam…)
dr-nara-hatyai.jpeg - Hah, dah Akak bergambar depan clinic Dr. Nara ni, nak speku Akak buat pa per kat situ ke? Choy! (Tetiber emo - ape kaitan? Tetiber gambar ni - ape kes? Tingtong tau LKY ni! LOL!)
BBD sambung pulak…
That is after a while of silensio inside the car as Akak main² hp Akak dan cuba abaikan anything and everything (ikutkan hati nak jer Akak lempang mulut Akak for tetiber gi kuarkan issue Dr. Ventkat ni! Cis!)
BBD: Tu yang hat susuk tu, macam mana ha? Depa guna jarum ka apa ka?
Akak dah like… HAAAA ini kes tak pa. Ini Akak takder kena mengena so Akak leh bersuara kembali…
Pun begitu, terdetik jugak… motif, susuk!?!
The part BBD asked about susuk tu, dia srupa like intrigued la kiranya, like, how does this susuk, which works with somewhat somekind of a needle kot gamaknye, managed to transform rupa manusia tu jadi chantek… Dia nak tau if BBM and me would know how this can work, aside from kuasaNya dan jugak penggunaan ilmu ilmu karut bagai ni semua…
BBM and me continued giving out our own points, but the part where Akak terdiam sambil mata terkebil², for the second time, yet this time, altho nan-ado related to Akak (GILA! Koorang pikir Akak pakai susuk? Nak jumpa menusia cam Degawan tu pun Akak boleh terkencing – feeeeeling lagi nak suruh Akak ghedah masuk hutan mengamal segala bagai! Choist!), but what made Akak terkedu terdiam tanpa balasan-jawapan, was the fact that, actually, memang Akak tak der tak tau no clues at all as to jawab soklannye BBD…
BBD: Ok betoi lah kalau pakai susuk tu mungkin just mainan prasaan depa ingat depa pakai tu cantek teruih muka depa, orang2 sekeliling yang au depa pakai susuk, pon, kononnya, “Ha… elok elok. Memang cantek, lain sunggoh muka hang…” dan macam mengiya2kan ja la kan benda tu. Tapi yang bapak tertanya2, pasaipa, bila buang ja susuk tu teruih muka rupa jadi burok hudoh semua ada? Awat tak jadi rupa asai?…
Kirenye… Akak simpulkan soalan BBD tu…
Bila pakai susuk, rupa A = Bidadari.
But bila remove susuk, rupa A = Bidadarai
Gittu la lebih kurengnye, kan…? Akak tatau jawapannye. Which Akak dalam waktu terkebil2 terdiam tu, terpikir gak, kenapasal bila dah buang tu, takleh nak menyerupai rupa seadaanya if not rupa asal pon… why must bile buang jer susuk tu, doktakdudok teruihhh hodoh ya amat – lagi hodoh dari rupa asal, hmmm,… Misteri… misteri… sapa ada jawapan? (sambil asap² dari smoke machine kuar kot background, ala ala siri Misteri Nusantara gitu… hahaha!)