Yer, sila amek notasi nah. Bukannye selama ni Akak dinch tahu anything about men, or dinch find anything or any facts yang interesting about men before² this ok! Hiks! Cuma, since Akak ade bace majalah Maskulin nih semalam, so, kaedahnye, fakta² yang Akak kongsi bersama ni, adalah like, macam, so new so fresh to me, walhal dosi past tense, kan? Hahahaha. Tak per. Janji tau jugak dari nan ado ketahuan anything, right? Hiks!(PS: Yes, gara² membaca majalah ni also lah maka timbul hasilnye this entry, kan? OPS!)
So apakah those interesting facts about men seperti yang digembar-gemburi sangat² dah tu kat post title tu? Ha, come come, mrasa…!
Did you or did you not, know, the fact that… :
- Men, have more blood cells, relatively near or mungkin more dari 1 juta cells, compared to golongan wanita?
Me: REALLY eh? Habistu, men yang drag, lagi la banyak sel dara, kan? EH! I meant, DARAH! Ops!
- LOL!!! (Lor, belom pa per dah gelak ni, camne? Hehehe!) It has been said that secara am/ puratanya la kan, berat otak lelaki lebih 1.4kg compared to the women.
Me: Isk isk isk – kupikirkan laki ni berat tang badan sajork, like normal. Rupo²nyo, ado lagi noh hat lagi normal, iaitu, those men yang ado otak 1.4kg lebih beratnye… Terkezut Akak! Hiks!
- Lelaki lebih banyak buat penukaran alat kelamin.
Me: Errr… That one, I fail to see myself contradicting sangats pun sebab MEMANG pon! Hahahah!
- Lelaki kurang deria ciumnya because of that low level of hormon estrogen katanya… Because that hormone is the agent responsible in getting the message, delivered! What message? Haiyoh! Hormone -> Tell otak to kiss -> The rest, you figure out la kan – (Hint² – session imvolves a hot wet tongue fighting covering the lips, biting with kisses… lalalalala… Kalau tak paham² tak dapay² jugerk, Akak bunoh diriew sajork lah! Hiks!)
Me: Deria cium pulak eh… Pon Akak dinch hui. Yang Akak tau, Marvelon, pill hormone tetuqes itiew sajork. Hat lain, kena consult Rania Esova Potpurinova-Slutskaya
- Men reads lebih lama daripada wanita.
Me: IS IT? Eh, wait, LAMA di sini agak² bermaksud, lama – dari segi jangkamasa/ waktu. OR, is it because of that, er, eh wait, it is because of that and that ONLY…
Hiks!
- Speaking of reaading, katanya, laki lebih cekap baca map and mengukur ruang. Betul ke?
Me: IF its true, Abang Hazman Halid ‘Tukang Taip’, sila komentar sikit bab ni. Kalau betol men reads better maps, then why GPS navigation devices and such semuenye bersuarakan wanita (wanita olok² masih diterima, sekian!)? And if betul la men reads better on maps, I guess its only because men terlebih awal jadi sailors, navy dan penangkap ikan? Ops! Owh and, mengukur RUANG? Hurmmm… tetiber otak Akak terpesong berpikiran luch luch di pagi Ahad ni! CHOY!
- Men are better at multi-tasking, compared to women – Ah,hah!!!
Me: True, very true. Chef Aduka kite kat Spring Leaf pun Akak tgk, always do multi-tasking kan? And also, men, in relations of being a good multi-tasking type of person; they can be married, and at the same time go out “makan² outside” with scandal muda trang tang² dari bininya, DAN pada ketika dan masa yang sama, dicelah² RUANG itiew, dalam kesebokkan dirinya berkejaya as a successful medical doctor, tetiber, also sempat adekan perlakukan hubungans sejenis dengan orang ketiga yang asik² pakai baju PINK… kan? (Mati la coretan dari citer ape tah petang² kat TV3 tu, hat Arash dengan Iqram jadi lovers tu? Hehehehehe…) Kan? Bijak, bijak!
So, hampa semua pakat tau ke idak all the above-said facts ni? Akak, dinch tau. Akak kan innocent… Akak kan woMANs, kan? Mrasalah even multi-tasking pun Akak dinch tau apekebende… (sambil stop doing all the downloads, FB-ing, IRC-ing as well as editing layouts and such!) OPS!
Yang rajin multitasking seingat I, si Rania. Tapi duduk pose yoga sambil kuarkan sribusatutangan bak sotong naik darat tu, dah srupa Ginger dah, kan? Dengan rambut ala² wiggerinas Mimah, memang sesuai Akak multitaskkan image ini as a combi of Rania dan Ginger. Sesuai jadi KBs, kan? OPS!