Lagu apakah? Hahahaha tak der maknenye lagu! Altho yer, it is part of our dear diva Kak Nita’s lirik lagu ape tah eh, still, the posting’s title does not signify Akak sedang melalak melolong yer! Hehe… (Well, maybe I did for a bit back then just now but that was tadi, now dinch! Hiks!)
Anyways, kes apekah? Tetiber je “Akhirnya kini pasti” katanya yer? Hahaha… gini ceghitonye. Esok kan kaedahnye CA’s and LKY’s day out ke Penang, mrasa katanya menghantar BBM (Big Boss Mummy single kali ni, dinch bersama Big Boss Daddy – die la me have to become ‘Lady’ of the house? HAHAHA!) ke Penang Airport. She’s leaving for Bangkok with her fellow orchid-die-hard-fan friends 2 3 orang for 2 3 days (leaving me with BBD at home untuk Akak jaga²kan, tgk²kan for 2 3 day, kan? Mati la lepas 2 3 jam jer Akak pun lesap lepas tah ke mana, tinggalla BBD dengan cucu² dan cicit²nya, Manjaboi, Comelgirl, Baby dan Adek untuk taking carings of BBD – hiks! Ha, dah melalut dah!). So anyways, mrasalah after sending BBM, akan Akak dan CA bergegas ke Golden Screen Cinema katanya utk menonton wayang. Dah ade kaki, can la go tgk wayang. Takder kaki, mrasalah main mahjong sajork, takgitu Cik Senah? OPS!
But still this does not explain why Akak dok meghoyan tetiber with “Akhirnya kini pasti” itiew, kan? Ha, kaedahnye, the GSC online e-ticketing services itiew, telah men-cheenchaucheebaist-kan Akak dengan connectionnye yang lembabs and always lah asek² bilangnye, “UNSUCCESSFUL”! Very der tau! Not just for one time try tau. 2 3 times Akak tried, for 2 3 stinkipoo-hours ok, gigih-ly for 2 3 DAYS ok! (Hmmm, you guys see the pattern here with the 2 and 3? APE KES EH? Ade ley! Hehehe!)
Sentaps sangats for two beladi stinkipoo days Akak dok mencoba² tapi hasilnya, NAN ADO!
At first arrr I tot arr somesthings wrong somewhere with the ccard. Mrasalah 10 kali Akak call CIMB Card Center katanya sampai meke kenal dah Akak tanpa perlu membuat introduksi ala ala Miss Venezuela Akak itiew, hiks! And they really couldn’t find anything wrong with the card. (Well, actually Akak dinch la call meke sampai 10 kali, hiks! Ade la, dalam, yesza… DUA TIGA kali sajork – ops! 2 3 lagi ek? LOL!)
So if its not the ccard, then, apakes? Takkan nak hentam Streamyx pulak kan? (Possible jugak, dalam time² 2 3 menjak connection dok menggila ni… tapi, takkan kottt???) Harus lah all eyes, jari tangan kaki mulut dimuncung²kan sambil mata menjeling juling bagai kepada… (drum-roll please!!!)… kechenggg!!! YESZA! Golden Screen Cinema lah!
Akan tetapi, before Akak sempat membuat call panggilan hangit busuk buruk memaki hamun GSC, mrasalah GSC’s ass katanya telah diselamatkan oleh satu nota kecil nota kaki yang ala ala halus nak mampus (obvious tak exaggerating Akak ni? Obvious la kot kalo korang rajin masuk GSC’s website, sure nampak the notes about the do’s and don’ts, the type of payments accepted, cards they accept for e-ticketing transaction bagai… Akak jer membuta-huruf-tuli² tak bace – OPS!) Hahahahaha! Mrasalah all these while yang dok “Unsuccessful” tu gara² they don’t accept credit cards yang jenis² like kena masuk password security authorization maknenek made-possible by the issuing banks itiew, and apparently, CIMB’s ccards also included lor. Habis tu, perlu tak Akak now menuding jari pulak kat CIMB? Mati la takmo nak ngaku salah sendiri tak baca properly instruksi itiew… Hahahaha!
And so and then tuptaptuptap mrasalah disaat² DUA TIGA (perlu la the 2 3 again???!?!? Perlu lah!) minits² babak² waktu kecemasan (ops, sorry, demam MU bertemu skuad Kebangsaan – motif tetibe involved dengan bolasepak? HAHA!), as Akak reaching the last 24-hours before the movie starts katanya, ha, Akak menggelupur singing “Aaakhirrr… nya! Kini… pasti… lalala!!!”…
Yayyy!!! Finally katanya, after mencuba dan mencuba dan mencuba tanpa henti, akhirnye, MAYBANK2U.COM jugak menjadi penyelamats! Hiks!
Trimakasih Maybank2u.com! E eh? Tetiber… Hahaha…
So ingat yer adek² Akak sekalians, pesanan Akak yang bermanfaat ini…
Before start menuding-nudung-nuduh siap bermuncung² mulots kearah orang lain, or organisasi lain, or pihak² lain, mrasalah awal² siap²... tuding-tenyeh-tempeleng muka anda sendiri dulu yer for all you know, salah hampa sendiri and not salah sesiape.
Sekian, terima kasih!
Pesanan khidmat masyarakat ini dibawakan khas oleh “BELIA² ANTI DURIENS! Say ‘DINCH’ to duriens!!! And mrasalah say ‘HELLO’ to Sushi King Penang!” Hiks! here I come tomorrow after the movies!!! Tak gitu C.A.!?!?!? Matilakau akan kupastikan you will miss episode “NUR KASIH” malam esok! Lalalalala…
PS: “What’s with the 2 and the 3?” you ask? Ha… mrasalah… NANTI LA AKAK CITER! Sabo Bawak² ngucap sket…, SABAR NYEH SABAR!!! Hiks! Matilamak! 2… 3… PECUT! (Matila there’s no 1 tau tau terus count 2 and 3 kan? HAHAHA!)
