Waaalauuupunnnn... today haribulan brapa tah, sah sah takder kene mengena dengan 4th of July, US Independence Day katanya - kan!?! Tapi got to do with our 31st August coming soon nanti nih! Hiks!
Pada pemikiran uols uols yang arif lagi bijaksana semuanya ni la kan, orang² Malaysians tu la kan, yang at that time akan berselimut-selubung-kelumbung-berlilitan-memeluk susuk tubuh sasa muskiuls yang tidak dilapik-alas dengan sebarang material berjahit yang lain itiew kan, akan dicharuts HILANG AKAL dan GILAKAH? Ataupun meke tidak akan dicharuts, tetapi meka akan diberi amaran keras supaya tinggalkan Malaysia dan pi la memana pon? Or perhaps, maybe, no warning at all? And no no such thing as ujian “Sila kemukakan secara bertulis 10 sebab kenapa anda berkelakuan-perangai sedemikian rupa, dalam keadaan berbogel-telanjang-bulat, berselimut-lilitkan hanya dengan kain jalur gemilang kebanggaan kebangsaan negara tercinta, Malaysia, dan didapati melakukan aktiviti tersebut pada hari keramat 31 Ogos, iaitu Hari Kemerdekaan Malaysia? Sila jawab soalan ini dalam masa 10 minit.”! (Aiyoh! Soalan saja pun punya la panjang – satni hat 10 sebab tu jugak jadi 10 patah perkataan maka jawapan lagi pendek dari soalan – hahaha korang ado? OL!)
Hahaha… so, its either dicharuts HILANG AKAL or GILA MEROYAN AIR NAIK KEPALA segala bagai – or terus sajork masuk merengkok dalam jail! Ape pendapat u ols? (Silap² dok pose pose like that for photoshoot, ambulance spital sakit jiwa mai serbu, katanya tangkap bawak balik spital for further treatment kegilaan. Kan? Sia sia penat2 bergelar MODEL tapi dikatakan gila – kan? OPS! Disklaimer – Akak tak kata kat sapa sapa pon tau, tak der niat pun. Kalau ade pun, maybe Akak mengata kat GINGER jer. Tu pun kalau dia tak trasa, Akak punya backup plan, ngata kat kembarnye, iaitiew RANIA pulak – OPS! Matila disklaimer tak sudah2!)
So anyways, bagi hat depa² model² Omputeh nih (mati la after the toggle ‘Show/ hide…’ tu ada lagi gambar² berunsur-element seperti gambar opening tu – OPS!), Akak rasa, diaorang ni modeled with pride, feeling proud, not just to have body mampanz, but to have their national flag wrapped around ‘em – sapa lagi hat dapat feeling like that selain dari dead soldiers and politicians, yang will ended up having the flag of the United States to be selimutted atas depa punya kranda (selimutted – past tense for selimut katanya – ko tak nanges!?!) , kan???
And sometimes, mende cam ni yang some of ‘em can consider as just another photo shoot – whereas ada sesetengah diantara meka pulak yang beranggapan, like, they’ve done something big, something huge – its like, an achievement la kiranya. Gila, bukan senang k nak pose pose bugilst dan hanya berbaliuts dengan kain tak berjahit ie. bendera, or perhaps, kain batik!?! OPS! Mati la pose pose biadaps orang tu guna kain tuala jew??? *** Sila lihat gallery nanti! Mati la joined sekali dalam gallery ‘Happy 4th of July’, kan? CLUST!
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Bagi Akak ler, sure, they can feel proud segala bagai, sebab, yer, memang bukan senang nak pose2 like thats, although, memang lah, bukannye displaying 100% naked/ full frontal nude bagai pon. Pun begitu, to have your country’s/ great nation’s flag wrapped around your naked body, Akak rasa, tetap ade element, BIADAPS lah, don’t you ols agree? No doubt, eye-candies sangats, cuci mata sundel! Suke sangats! But, eye-candy, no eye-candy, eye-popping, no eye-popping, lollipops no lollipops (OPS! Motif LOLLIPOP? LOLOIIIPOPS kot, tak gitu kengkawans? Ops!), elemet BIADAPS and kwajaaaqqq terhadap negara yang kau sumbah as your hometown/ country itiew tetap ade. And for sure, Akak rasa, kalau versi Malaysia kuar (kalu the idea even lepasss penapisan negara whatever kementerians yang involved la kan – mati la tatau!), mesti ala ala konsepnye, atas pakai singlet/ baju pogoda, dengan pakai kat bawah tu, no, dinch underwear – terus seluar pendek ok! Mati la jejaka berhemah! Ha, like that, then Akak rasa it’ll be ok. Tapi kalu telanjang bulat terus, aiyoh, Akak risau sangat rusuhan! Choys!!! Touch-wood!!!
Anyways, enuff about biadapness, and against all odds, national laws, rules, orders and etc. Mrasalah its time to “lap air liur yang dari tadi dok tap tap tap jatuh tu and enjoy the photos biarpun hanya 4 (sebenarnye lebih lagi dok ada – OPS!)! Hahaha!”
PS: Chef Aduka, u ols takmoh pose pose lagu ni? Ka, style Ginger jugak u nak? I siapkan shaverinas! OPS!
Hiks!
Don’t you just sometimes wish that you could actually see, exactly, just WTF was he thinking when he see that monkey on his lap, and wonder, is the monkey lebih special? LOL! I hope not because all I can see is dia pun sama lebih kurang macam that monkey tu jugak! Hiks!
