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Bile Akak keudara kembali bersama entry TAGGED!

May 2nd, 2009

Kan? Alih² entry yang ADO, tagged/ meme sajork! Owh well, who am I to komplen², kan? Yes, that’s why, if am not complaining – so why should you!? Bace jer lah! Bukannye orang suruh buat also. Tapi kalo nak buat, also, who am I to complain, kan? (Nih dok kerap sangat sebut the word ‘komplen’/ ‘complain’ ni – ape kes? Ade la tu, kan? HAHAHAHA mati la tanya diri sendiri… LOL!)

Anyways, cutting things short (Aiyoh! Don’t you guys hear / read that often in here, kan? LOL!), mrasa, sape punye taggerinas entah lah, tau tau ade dalam folder saved future posts/ drafts bagai satu .docx file and bukak², nahhh – taggerinas lagi. Hiks! (Yes, bile Akak sebut itiew got FOLDER keeping drafts and also scheduled/ future posts, mrasa la beware, banyak ni entry² nak dibuat tapi nenanti la noh??? Takmoh janji nak buat itu ini. Satgi hampa tau caruts dok tanya mana mana mana. Yang hat aku yang nak kena buat ni, dok la “AIYO” “AIYOH” AIYO” keliling pekan. Hahaha…)

So ok, back to this tagged entry. Akak will prolly tag a few tapi tak compulsory. Ghasa nak buat, buuuuuuuuuuat la. Ghasa² nak peram dulu macam Akak ni, and latest, like C.A. also, and Rania also (mati la semua ada kaitan!), pun, sila²kan la yer. Tadak pun rules syarat terma regulasi bagai nak ditagged or buat entry tagging ni. Ok? (Tapi kalo ada sapa² yang buat tu, jgn lupa habaq mai kat Akak yer. Leh pi melawat! Hiks!)

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1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.

Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…

(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!

9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!

16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!

20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!

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Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!

PS: Rania! Jangan lupo! Our dating esok nak pi kedai TAYAR! Hahahahahaha!

Ok! Am off for now! Duiyenst!

Meme/ Tagged – AGAIN! Haiiihhh!!!

June 7th, 2008
Katenye yer – takkk sudah sudah lah ditaggad bermeme bagai segala, kan? Hahaha takper, Akak nak jadi cam Encik Abah kiter lah! Sekali dia bedal, habis semua 5 6 7 8 entry tagged dia habiskan dalam satu entry! Clust! Hiks!

And so kali iniew, erm, I kindda like terlupa dos siapa tatau yang bertagging MEME bagai kat mek? Was it Neo ah? Hurm… Neo, ko tagging mek kan? Hurmmm… Mati la TUA dan PELUPA yer? LOL!

Ok, so, lets mrasa – apakah kesah tagging magging kali nih pulak dah… hurmmm… Harap2 yang tak perlu guna-kerah-perah otak Akak pepagi buto dalam keadaan kezombians iniew! Hiks!

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

Eh Neo, soalan tak cakap nape u ols pilih your answers as the answers pong? Like, tak der pulak Akak bace tang mana2 which says that you need to justifikasikan jawapans anda, kan? Habis tu, napo mung buat macam len jer Akak tgk? Hehehe suke kan!

Oklah, lets get this over and done with (mati la entry tertunggak berzaman tok kadok banyak lagi belom Akak siapkan – die la all DRAFTS!)

Ok, first things first… Mrasa… *Tarik nafazzz… haiiihhh! Ok, let the MeMe begin nah…

Name 4 Things That Need To Be Invented

  • Subang “‘Jem’ and The Holograms” itiew!!! Harus, wajib! All hadek2 must get one untuk memudahkan transformasi! Ops!
  • Ala yang mampu mengfinalizekan apakah orientasi sebenar seseorangs jantan itiew; like, the device can tell like this guy tu, gayah ka, gibek ka, woman trapped inside ka apa ka, kan? Straight-nan-ado ka? Kan, senang sikit! Useful jugak buat the girls. Yerlah, tak susah2 nak worry “Eh, aku kawen ngan mamat nih, straight ke bengkok eh? Hurmmm…” Kan? Hiks!
  • Alat yang mampu menyiapkan blog entry dan siap publishkan bagai dengan hanya reading from the blogger’s mind. KAN!? Maka tiadalah entry2 tertonda! All I’ve got to do is just pikiaqkan dalam kapla hotak, and walla! SIAP! Hiks!
  • Toilet untuk hadek2. Yer la. Hadek2 skarang kadang2, bila dragun, kengkadang segan nak masuk toilet pompuan and kengkadang pompuans pun feel uncomfy la kan. Nak masuk toilet laki, haiyoh – parah! And bila time tak dragun, kang masuk toilet laki, katanya nak churs la. So nak masuk toilet pompuan, harus kena peligan. Memandangkan we’re living dalam donia moden serba pesat membangun, buat la satu toilet menusia donia ketiga. Kan? OPS!

Name 4 Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

  • Airbus A380. Dengan Boeing 747 ‘The Jumbo’ tu pun, ala ala kalau sekali terhempas, naya ja brapa ratus nyawa can terkorban, MOTIF nak menggandakan jumlah kalau sekali A380 tu terbaaaabbboooommm, kan? Hish! Choy! Touch wood!!!
  • The CLEO Magazine’s 50’s Most Eligible Bachelor award itiew! Like, never la should diaorang buat. Asik2 every year bile time for the award to be given out to that most eligible bachelor, Akak akan ‘kering’. YER LAH! Asik ‘BASAH’ jer tgk jantan2 itiew; and to think that most of them mai from Malaysia noh? Aiyoh! Not good not good!
  • Fat – yang digunakan sikit2 dalam makanan and minuman and snacks bagai, patutnya tidak diwujudkan. Dengan ketiadaan kandungan fat yang ada kalanya melampau2 dalam sesetengah kandungan makanan/ minuman, maka, Akak won’t get fat lepas eating like a mad pig! Hiks! Girangsnye!!! THEN only I can say “I wish to eat everything, in the world. And I would eat everything twice!” Hiks!
  • VIncci shoes for ladies! Patutnya Vincci tu buat untuk Adik2 jer. Ops! For ladies, depa pi la ke La Primavera ka, Jimmy Choo ka, Stuart Weitzman ke ape ke, kan? Vincci and Nose, ha, tu satu lagi, buat la utk adik2. Hiks! (Mati la part nih sebenarnya Akak kering kontang idea memikirkan apekebendenye yang should hot have been invented! And THANK GOD am done! Hiks!)

Name 3 Things I do not know about you

  • Akak PEKAK la at times; tu lah, gara2 dok dengaq MP3/ walkman/ discman dulu time2 zaman2 mudo dulu – ditambah-campur pulak time keje dengan MH, mrasalah peeekak jer memanjang! Bak kata kawan maktok mek dulu once cakap kat maktok mek (time tu mek tgh dok rewind my walkman, ala ala the ear peace tu still terlekat intact bagai dalam telinga but I could hear the two ol’ ladies punye conversation la kan… “Ni,… Cik Sham. Saya kesian la tgk cucu Cik Sham…” And then my maktok menjawab, “Awatnya?” Nahhh! That’s it – terus… “Dak la, tu ha, kesian, kecik2 lagi DAHHH PEKAK sampai kena pakai alat pendengaran!” Isk isk isk, mau ko tak sentap? Hahaha! Aiyoh! Lari topic nih! LALALALA! Next!!!
  • I don’t fancy ‘BUSINESS’ sangat la sebenarnye! OK, shall not go into details. Cukup la hampa tahu ‘BUSINESS’ bukan lah dalam kapla hotak Akak nih selaliew. Hiks! Mati la prefer ‘CHARITY’ eh? LOL!
  • Emmm, what else eh? Ah yes; here goes. Hampa tau dak Akak nih pernah ado history at the age of 3 ke 4 years old tatau, dahhh mula pandai ‘berpenyakit’ katanya. Penyakit apa? Ok. I’ll give u guys a hint2 nah. Penyakit ini membuatkan si pesakit rasa tak comfy, very the memulas2 rasanya pewot, bagaikan kembong masuk angin, dicubanya push takmoh nak kuar, hasilnya, pelarian satu compound rumah nangis2, berpeloh2, gara2 cuba dengan gigih untuk mereleasekan ‘itiew’. No, bukan perangan kuat drama sentap sentip dq bagai lah! HISH! I was referring to Akak tak bley buang air besau at that young age – sentap sundels dengar my folks told me about the story. LOL! Nak tergelak pun ada kat diri sendiri, rasa kesian also got! Heheh mati la konfessin sedonia, noh? LOL!

Name 5 Snacks you enjoy

  • Cottage Fries from Wise
  • Twisties
  • Chocolate MARS
  • Kit Kat
  • Owh yes – and the last one, NINI!!! Celup celup!!! NINI!!! Celup celup!!! Sapa still ingatkan NINI!? Hahaha!

Ok tak eh? Hehehe… Ok jer lalalalalala. Now, siapakah piuler Akak nak bertagging magging MeMe bagai nih… Hurm… ikut sukaaa lah! Sapa ghasa nak buat, buat lor sajork! :) Tapi jangan lupa mai habaq nah? Kami pong nak baca jugak! Hiks!

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