Keep On Calling
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So who asked for what lar? And who’s that you? Who’s who, what’s what? Haiiihhh!!! Banyaknye soklan noh??? Motiewfff??? Keep on readin’ and you’ll find out… eventually! LOL!

It was a rather a great Valentine’s Day actually – yeah yeah, so you’ve read about me writing about not supposed to celebrate Valentine’s Day la kan in my previous entry. True. And so who says anything about me saying me celebrated it? I just said it turned out to be a rather great Valentine’s Day, in particularly 14th Feb – tu jer. Hish. Tak paham konsep ke korang nih?

Anyways – as some might not know, yes, Akak balik ke KL pagi 14th itiew yer (which was like, yesterday la kan… hiks!) bersama C.A. (Chef Aduka). Dia ado hal nak jumpe sape tah. And so did Akak. Well, Akak bukan ade nak jumpe sesape ke ape ke – I mean Akak actually had some work to settle balik KL nih. Dan alang2 balik KL yang ke berapa kali tah dalam bulan 2 nih (actually, dari December 2007, January, and masuk bulan nih, agak kerap juger yer Akak balik KL atas urusan tugas katanya yer… hiks!), jadi, dah balik KL, so make full use out of it – and eventually… leadin’ me to… “You asked for it!”. Yer yer, that question, yang kat title entry/ post nih, about “You asked for it!” itiew – was actually Akak la! Akak yang asked for it! But asked for what? Ha – itu, you ols kena sambung baca. Semuanya ada 3 things that I asked for, and yes, I got ‘em. Hiks!

1st one – I asked (secretly inside my heart) for it – it referring to having a great day on the 14th of February, and so eventually, I did. It was a great day to remember. Why eh? Well, lets just say I unexpectedly met someone who turned out to make my last 24 hours, a smiley-filled 24 hours. Hiks! So, I asked for it – and I got it. Clust! Akak bangga. Ops! Hahaha… (Ok so the 1st one might not be interesting to you lots but for me it is and I’m happy for it! Hiks! But the 2nd and 3rd one, well, I can say, a bit interesting la kot compared to the 1st one, all mushy hushy lushy and allshi. Ops!) Anyways, the point that Akak nak citer kat siniew would be; kan Akak was pretty upset and all about not being able to go to Jakarta for Valentine’s Day – well, things happened for certain reasons, and one of that certain reason would definitely be…

If I have gone to Jakarta – would I be having this great time in KL on the 14th of February, with you?… Who’s you? Who’s who? Ahahaha – BIARLAH RAHSIA… lalalala!

Kan… for now, BIARLAH RAHSIA katanya yer. Tak per. Right time right moment, all shall be prevailed katanya yer. Hiks! Now, lets – move on. “You asked for it!!!” – Number 2!!!

Now the 2nd one would be, what happened kat The Curve petang tadi; when I went there shopping mula2 kat IKEA, dengan Volksie. Then lepas dah shopping, dahaga la pulak kan (before shopping, dah mengkedaghah kat IKEA food court tu dulu; sepertimana yang dipancar di dalam fotonya dibawah iniew. Ops!).

Makanankiew for lunchies at IKEA Food Centre… lalala… Diet kah? Hahahaha!
Chantek kan?
Chanteks also kan? Nih waktiew Akak dan Volksie pusiungs pusiungst kat The Curse, EH!, The Curve katanya. Ops!
So apo yang terjadiknyiew selepas itiew? Mrasalah – CLICK CLICK CLICK!!! kat bawah iniew utk sambungannye… Hik!

So, sambungannye… Me and Volksie jalan2 la pusing the right place the right spot to sit down and minum2. Terserempak la pulak dengan The Pencinta Merah – The Red Diva – The Red Mummy katanya bersama hubby, Abang Sirman – yang dua dua kuar shoppiewngst tanpa hanak2; dua dua berpakaian serba merah (kowser tau laki bini dua dua merah!); and terserempak la pulak kat The Dome Cafe la pulak kan; jadi, mrasalah Volksie dengan Akak duduk bersama Hakak Red Mummy (yer, notice, dia HAKAK, me AKAK yer, mekasehhh!!! Hiks!) kat The Dome Cafe tu sajork. Tambah2 got lots to ngokngekngokngek dengan my Blogger’s Idol 2nd Season’s Champion (mati la mak tak bagi gantain plat baru lagi yer? Lalalala!), dan berkat duduk ngokngekngokngek tu confirm la Hakak akan bayo minuman Akak dan Volksie – jadi, walaupun tema Akak hari nih pink, dan Hakak Red Mummy tak suker warna pink, tapi, since berkehendakkan Hakak itiew belanja miniewm, mrasalah duduk sajork. Ops! Tetapi, bukannye Akak nak citer sangat pasal Red Diva itiew, yang kalau tak cukup kuar media cetak 2 pages IN COLOR (Akak terus sentap sebab dua dua page, in color ok – FULL 2 PAGES somemore tau dalam Berita Harian – sentaps! Akak dengan Ginger masuk ‘Ohhh… Sayang!!!’ in BLACK AND WHITE sajork! Chis!), or bukan jugak pasal dengar khabar angin bakal masuk TV! (Lagi la Akak jadi Diva Sentap Warna Merah! OPS!)

Inieh bukan AKAK yang melantak yer – nih yang HAKAK Redmummy yang melantak yang mula2 nampak ada rambiuts itiew.
Hakak, rambiuts itiew, straight, wavy, or curly sue? Mati la mak!
Akan tetapi, Akak, dengan tema konsep entry “YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!” sebenarnye iniew, bukan nak citer pasal Hakak Red koma tu – hampa nak baca pasai dia, pi la blog dia noh. Ops! Mati la anak hayam durhaka, kan Hakak Red? Mati la P.A. of the year u ols berpaliungst tadahans, kan? Hahaha! Yang kes kat Dome nih, sebenarnye, Akak nak menciterkan pasal…

Haiyoh! Kerusi punye seat bahagian vontots itiew (NOTE: When I said kerusi PATAH, ko pikir Akak berapa, 120kg kah!? Dinch lah! I bukan maksudkan KAKI KERUSI YER! Akak meant the base of the vontotness of the kerusi lah! Ko kenapa!?) terbenam katanya! Hakak Redmummy dan suaminya yang taste itiew (OPS! Mati la mati!) pun ketawakan Akak tau. Vaviuks tau. Akak meliew!!! Darn the Domers! Tudiah! Domers katanya! Hahahaha…
YER! Kerusi patah katanya bahagian tempat letak vontots itiew yer! Sentap tak!? But then again, since Akak dengan konsep “You asked for it!!!” – Akak kan feeling2 tahun 2008 nak DEBABS dan BENTATS balik, kan, maka – yer, sewajarnya dan selazatsnya dengan berat badan Akak nih skarang, kerusi tu jadi musnah dan bakal dibakar buat kayu api sajork! Hahahah – hamek! Nak sangat gemoks, nak sangat ’sehat’, nak sangat bentat al debabs, maka – hamek!!! Kerusi pun leh spoil!!! (Tapi sebenarnye, kerusi tu jadi lagu tu tak der kena mengena dengan berat badan Akak yang berlebihan sekarang nih yer. Kes kerusi tu sebenarnye disumbangkan oleh faktor jangka-hayat kerusi tu di kawasan luar yang terdedah pada sinaran matahari dan rintikkan hiewjans – maka, kerusi tu pun dah lapok ler! Dan lepas tu ada bapok berisi duduk pulak, maka, jadi, kerusi lapok itiew pun, musnahlah! Ops!)

So what’s the 3rd one lar? Hurmmm… And the 3rd one would be… jenjejengsss!!! URUT KAKI!!!

Citernye lagu nih… Akak lepas balik dari IKEA and The Curve tu (actually, dari The Curve lagi dah mula dah) Akak sakit kaki yang teramats la sangat – kat bahagian tapak kaki itiew. Sangat lah sakit u ols! Akak bercatwalk dalam keadaan terinjat2 katanya… kejiust. Jadi, balik² pada shopping itiew, Akak mintak Volksie bawak Akak gi Acupuncture, urut2 kaki itiew. Dinch lah Padlels nah! Isis! Stop it! Hiks! So jadiknya, Volksie pun bawak lah Akak balik ke KJ dan pi Giant, sebab katanya ada tempat urut Chinese ori kat sitiew. Akak nak sangat gi, dengan harapan, baik lah kaki kanan Akak tu, in time for Akak to berlepas ke Bandung. Alih2? Tgk la pics2 iniew… lalalala…

Sedap? Tgh relaxed? Tido? Kepala hangguk korang! Akak menitis air mata yer! Mati lah tangan berlopak muskiuls kah? Hahahaha!!!
The pengurut “in motion” katanya Volksie eh? Heheheh – Salah satu sebab Akak menitis air mata sebab yang urutkan kaki Best Legs Akak itiew, DINCH LAH CANDIEW! Ada sorang tu, candiew, setakat main2 mata jer – sentaps! Bertambahlah tetesan ayaq mata Akak!
ITU bukan pose cover muka yer! ITU POSE SAKIT la hanjs!!! Sentaps! I ASKED FOR IT! Hamek!
Tapi urutan dia hebats! Walaupun tak sehebats mukanya! OPS! Hiks!
Dari nak sedap – jadi bertambah sakit la sundielst! Akak sentiapst! Makin terinjat2 catwalk Akak! Huwarrrgghhh! So much for urutan untuk sedap; alih2, mati la “You asked for it!!!” katanya Volksie berulang kali. Hahahaha! Tu yang jadi entry tu! LOL!

Akan tetapi, sakit2 kaki pun, puaih aih Akak shoppingst! Tapi sebelum leaving shopping mall/ IKEA, Akak sentap menjerit bagai betina gila gersang… “Hoyeeehhh! Apakah semuanya inieh!? Apa sampai beratusan iniew total semuanya!? Apa yang aku beli!? You better check back kat cash register tu kot2 u tersalah punch!” Akak menempelak kat cashier itiew. Terkejut doggiews pompuan itiew, tapi, lepas tu Akak pecahkan lobang cakap Akak drama jer. OPS! Hahahahaha!!!

Aaaaaastaga! Iniew shopping kah, apakah? Mujur lah Beetle itiew ado extra storage compartmen; Harap maklum, itu TAYAR bukan salah satu barang yang Akak shopping yer, SEKIAN!
Ha – hat nih, candid… Thanks Volksie!!! Hiks!