Anyways, ape kes? Well, mrasa lah, the first case, Manjaboi penat… actually, the best word for it would be Manjaboi TENAT actually. Why tenat? Tgk lah sendiri these pix…
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Ini semua gara² ape? Dinch! Bukan Akak tak kasik makan or ‘kerja’kan dia teruk² for being naughty boy yer. Ini semua gara² kes Manjaboi tunjuk hebat lagaknya mau jadi Samseng kat taman umah Akak nih ha. Yesza, dia feels² mau jadi ‘Samseng Kampung Dusun’ katanya… Ha… ini la akibatnye…
Noticed tak the black/ dark spot Akak circledkan in red tu? Yesza, itu bekas cakaran yang sangats mendalam yer (mati la kat bawah dagu katanya, kan? LOL!). Scratch yang BBD cakap couldn't be made by another cat's claws. It must have been cakaran anjengans yang hanjengst itiew!
Yesza. Akak memang ade terdengar kedengaran few nights ago memang ado bunyi lalakan lolongans anjengs² bangsats yang dok berkeliarans kat area taman umah Akak ni, lalakan yang lain macam bunyiknya, very der sounded macam bergaduh bagai ni. And what do you know? The very next day – tadaaa!!! Manjaboi came back home, all hurt. Serious u ols! Hidungans berdarah bagai, not to mention the luka deep cut bagai bawah dagu tu, and dia bagaikan semput sesak nafas bagai. Akak had to tenyeh dengan Detol for goodness sake! Isk! (Sambil tenyeh sambil membebel – yes! Berleter katanya ‘mak’ dengan ‘anak’! Sampaikan BBM kata… “ISK ISK ISK… BELETIAQ MENGALAHKAN MAMA BELETIAQ JER!” Hahaha kan? LOL!). Well, Akak beleter bukannye ape – tandanya sayang, tak gitu??? Anyways, Manjaboi’s getting better, recovering, and since that pertelingkarans, has never been so baik like this ok very der dok diam jer, baik jer. BBM cakap “Dah rupa serupa macam orang sakit senget cacat semua baru la nak terajaq! Baru la nak baik! Hah, padan ngan muka!” Tudiah! Yang BBM beleter tak per katanya, kan? Kalau Akak beleter, dia pulak geleng2 kepala. Hahaha…
So, that’s a short update about Manjaboi. Comelgirl? Well, she’s fine – tak sudah2 dok ngada² getek dia tu – meow² tak henti² manja terlebih, sampaikan dok elok² menyusukan anak2, nampak aje Akak datang, terus nak manja2 dengan Akak, sampai dibiarkan anak2 terkangkang terkedek2 tak tentu keruan! Keji tau! Hahaha… Ok enuff about cats. Mrasa now about bebellans beleterans potpetpotpetpotpet Akak pulak yer… No, the beleterans Akak kat Manjaboi tu bukan issue kedua entry ni yer. Issue kedua entry ini adalah leteran Akaks kat Streamyx… HAIYOH!
Bak kata si Jeebsion kat YM status msg dia tu… I quote…
Streamyx tengah melancap
OPS! Well, itu how si Jeebsion would put it. Lucah kan? Tu la. Akak dah penat nasihatkan dia suruh tukar status tu. Hehehehe…
For Akak, I’d say, HELLO, Streamyx didn’t make it through the operations kat ER ke!?!? Kong terus ke!? Kezi sangats the connections yang Akak thought last week was getting better – only to find out these past few days, makin menjadi² ‘parah’nye. Akak dah tak larat dok call customer service line depa tu la, ape tu, that dial 100 thingy tu? Akak rasa operators depa pon dah meluat asik² Akak aje called in kan? Well, nak buat cemana. Kalau tak moh Akak beleter maki hamun berentry blog bagai, tolong la, tolonggg lah stop asking Akak buat manual check with my connection and do direct conneksi bagai, suspect something’s wrong with my TP-Link router Akak tu and start solving the problem coming in from YOUR END! Hish! Sentap tau! Sentap not just they are not doing anything about it – but also sentap coz by beleter macam ni dalam blog, indirectly Akak charuts kengkawans Akak yang tak der kene mengena dengan issue ni tapi kerejs di bawah Telekom Malaysia itiew la kan (whom shall remain anonymous la kan… hiks!). Biarlah Akak jelaskan kat sini yang Akak bukan nak charuts kawan2 hat dok keja Telekom tu tapi kalau dah terkena, Akak akan pastikan yang tembakkan laser Akak ni akan mengelak u ols u ols semua hat dok keja kat bawah bumbung TM tu yer. Hehehehe exceptional katanya, kan? Hehehe.
But still, I seriously think TM really need to work something with its scripts for the telefonistas and stop following scripts busuk suruh customers check itu ini bagai sedangkan its pretty obvious takder pa per yang kena/ rosak with the router/ modem/ cable bagai kat umah ni but more like problems coming dari side TM sendiri. Isk. Sentap tak kesudah tau! When line tadak, what happens? Yesza – BBD akan melalak la kat Akak yang ada kalanya dok kat luar umah, dan disuruhnya balik and check what’s going on. Bila check² balik, aiyak, nothing wrong at home la Bapak! Its TM! TM TM TM! Ish!
Ha now Akak dah mula dah nak melalak beleter potpetpotpet lagi. Cukup la these past few days, Akak dah called 100 line tu more like, 5 times? Cukup² la tu nah? Tak larat la nak bayaq bill telephone! And Akak tak larat nak bebel secara bertaip pulak! (Matila dah tak larat menaip! Hahaha)
