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Dead or Alive – a band – and my goodness, what a band!!?

September 6th, 2009

“Dead or Alive” ? -> Sesuatuh kan? And for a group of musicians to be using such words/ phrase as their group/ band name, bagi Akak lah kan… LAGI sesuatuhs! Very der ala² like Tom Hanks’ latest movie itiew, “ANGELS & DEMONS”… kan? Hahaha… (Well actually, nothing so much persamaan pon in the first place… LOL!)

Anyways anyhow… kaedahnye, I came across this page yang got this groups’ discography torrent download which not only displays the link to the download, but also whats in it – I mean, apakah content nye yer. And the followings are the first few, say, 11 songs kot, yang ade dalam that torrent download file (semuanya actually a total of 132 songs rasenye…):

Dead Or Alive Discography

# 01 – What I Want.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 02 – Misty Circles.mp3 | 3.3 MB | Type: Audio
# 03 – Do It.mp3 | 3.6 MB | Type: Audio
# 04 – I’d do anything.mp3 | 3.8 MB | Type: Audio
# 05 – That’s the Way (I like it).mp3 | 3.4 MB | Type: Audio
# 06 – You Make Me Wanna.mp3 | 2.7 MB | Type: Audio
# 07 – Sit On It.mp3 | 2.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 08 – Wish You Were Here.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 09 – Absolutely Nothing.mp3 | 4 MB | Type: Audio
# 10 – Far Too Hard.mp3 | 4.1 MB | Type: Audio
# 11 – You Spin Me Round (like a record).mp3 | 3.1 MB | Type: Audio
…

Ok now, look at the list… carefully now, look at the title of the songs ya… Just like what Akak did the first time. And guess what? Akak immediately got an idea of…

THIS! Hiks!

Nukilan sepi buat kekaseh, hasil peng-kompilasi-an lagu² (name of the songs are highlighted in bold font ya) from the above-said group, yang tidak official, malah, men-sial-kan lagi keadaan, ado lah! Woooppps!!! Owh and erm, by Nurlea Laurielle (tetap ni nak kreditkan diri sendiri ni! LOL!)

To my dearest lover…

Hi. How are you? ASL/ STATS please? OPS! (Matila tema skript permulaan dalam mIRC, kan? Lalalala…) I’ve been longing to tell you this, the answer to your question – “Darling, what do you want?”. I’ve been meaning to find ways to tell you and I guess the only way I could tell you what I want is through this letter… So, you really what to know What I Want? What I want would be something special. What I want would be for us to be together, under some Misty Circles glowing, and appearing right before us, as you hold me in my arms… And when that happens, I shall let you Do It. Do what? Remember the promise, “I’d do anything for you…”? Yes, I’m ready for you to do anything and everything and whatever that thing you shall be doing to me, I want you to do it hard, because That’s the Way (I like it). I love you so much, owh my love. Whenever I’m with you, always You Make Me Wanna go right up to your face and Sit On It but I never had the guts to do so or even tell you. That’s why it’s been so hard for me to tell you… Owh darling… how I Wish You Were Here because as I’m writing this letter to you now, I am wearing Absolutely Nothing. Yes, I know I could just settle the urge I’m having tonight with my collections of artificial male genitals of different colors and sizes (some of ‘em vibrates too, battery-operated of course…) which I’ve been collecting when I travel abroad all these while, but then, all of ‘em, despite the various tastes and shapes, all of ‘em are not the same like yours… Yours darling, would be Far Too Hard for any of these rubbers to be compared to… And above all my precious, these dangling DIY-orgasm tools, don’t make me spin the way you do! You Spin Me Round (like a record)!!!. Owh darling! Come to now. And cum too! (OPS!!! Matila I’m late to go out to meet CA because of this entry/ letter! Damnit! Errr now, sape yang really having the urges ni? Me of this fictional woman in need of her man ni? Confusing tau! OPSSS LAGI! Lalala!)

Sincerely yours…
The Weeping Widow ?

Kan? Hiks! Owh, and em, DISCLAIMER: The ‘letter’ has no double triple meaning behind it, and plus the writer i.e. moi, had intentions at all to make fun, criticize, condemn, or humiliate any parties or any of the names of the songs from the group’s discography list. Just so happens the idea came in spontaneously as I see it. Lalalala… and it’s only for personal use, for the purpose as an entry/ part of an entry of this blog. Spank yiew, eh, I mean, Thank you… Ops!

Ok now – am off! DUIYEN! Owh JC! Hold on! This JANDA MERANA is coming! Lalalala… Hahahahaha!

Dead or Alive are a British New Wave band from Liverpool, England that rose to popularity during the 1980s, and evolved from the late 1970s Gothic rock band Nightmares in Wax.They are best known for their 1985 #1 UK hit single, 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)'. More about this band at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29)
Matila POKOK JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - kesahnye nama pokok tu asal2nya THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE, tapi, gara2 nak di Bahasa Melayu kan nye, terus, sign kat pokok tu yang ado kat Tasek KJ tu ditukarkan kepada JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - hellow? WILLOW? WIDOW? Jauh sangat larinnye tema tu, kan? Kan 5thE? Kan Volksie? Hahaha! Matila last part ni takder kene mengena pun dengan surat buat kekasih yang puitis itiew tadi, kan? Hahaha!

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Because of “You”… It’s all because of “You”. You who? YouTube? Ops!

August 16th, 2009

No… Not YouTube. Apa korang pikir Akak buang tabiat ka dok tak dudok nak buat entry ala ala bertemakan konsep ‘Untukmu, Keranamu, oh YouTube’, gittu? Hish! Tadak keje la namanya itiew! LOL! Eh, no, bukan tadak keja. Ada keje… keja buang tabiat nak mampos gamaknya kot!?! Hahaha…

No no, the ‘YOU’ as Akak sebut²kan kat dlm entry title today tu, jugak, tidak Akak khususkan kepada anyone or anybody in particular yer. Haha mrasalah kali ni Akak dengan berbesar hati berbangga habis²an ni, ingin kuarkan statement, bahawasanya,

THIS ENTRY kali ni (kali ni jer la, kan? LOL!) is not about me! It is about the celebration of SOME women yang by right dikatakan diciptakan cerdik and dibuktikan time after time, normally lebih pintar bijak bagai dari kaum lelaki. Mrasalah this entry also points out that not only SOME of the women out there yang KURENG cerdiks, malah, got SOME jejantans-jejaka-lembiuts, yang terhegeh2 nak jadi womansss ni (ehem ehem! Ops! Paham kan??? Lalalala!) pun also ended up macam golongan2 minor/ kelompok kumpulan wanita kecil/ some small portion of populasi wanita dunia yang KURENG bijaksana.

Disclaimer-itu-penting: Biar Akak stresskan here; I said SOME yer dalam statement kat atas tu, and not entire/ ALL ok! Jgn ade feeling² nak saman Akak pulak!

Walaupun satu kategori ori dan satu tak ori, (OPS lagi!!!), namum begitiew, these two kelompok manusia minor yang kalu tak dibendung dan diajaq, boleh merebak jadi kelompok besau dan matilah mother earth serta Miss Earth akan disurrounded by… well, Akak tannak lah sebut directly, tapi, pikir² balik jap lagi time Akak sedap membahaskan fakta², confirm lah kuarnye memakian hehamunans. So baik Akak kata skarang kan? Ha…. disurrounded by what? IDIOTS. Yesza. Kelompok kecil/ segelintir/ sejumlah bilangan yang kecil/ small, little portion jer, of manusia specifikasiknya mainly wanita remaja muda (ada hat tua juga – ops!) DAN jugak geng geng kaum krabat pepondans, gayahsboys and so fort ni la, ha, depa ni la yang Akak dok YOU YOU YOU tu. Pahem dah sampai setakat la ni? Good!

Kalau tak paham jugak, well, hopefully after the ‘Show/ hide rest of post content’ toggle nanti tu, korang akan paham.

Takpa. Korang yang lambat pickup, not to worry. You don’t fall in this group of small, little, puaks, yang bengap. Sebabnya, hampa slow disebab Akak putaqbelit ayat pening pala panjang sangat so you guys might need to ulangi-pemahaman-bacaan anda satu round sakalilagi la… sedangkan, nuh, kompulan prempuans dan pompuans (got beza ok – the later one tu, hat tak ori lew – OPPPSSS!) yang Akak dok ngata kureng cerdik, bengap selenga habis tu, semuanya gar2 pasai one thing – apakah? Ya… JANTAN!

No, Akak bukan nak menyalahkan jejants tu, and no, bukan pasai Akak taste jantan ke ape ke – tapi dalam konteks yang Akak cuba diskusikan disini ialah, sememangnye, salah-bengapnye geng pompuan jugak! (OPS! Makhap yer. Bukan SEMUA geng perempuan yerrr – SEGELINTIRRR! Haiyoh! Penat la disklaimer sepanjang jalan nih! Hish!) Nak tau pasaipa yang Akak kata salah prompuans dan bukan jantans, altho, memangla, jantans pun ada gak salah depa. Tapi dalam contoh video clip yang Akak cuba sampaikan disini, clearly awai² nampak salah sapa dah…? Cuba kita lihatkan… Mrasa!

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Note: Sila aib-abaikan line ijau kat vclip ni – sorry lupa nak convert media file la ni kaedahnye. But that’s not the issue, so, I suppose, shouldn’t be a problem! Hiks!

Anyways, the Vclip was taken from Beyonce’s Experience LA Concert, waktu lagu Jailhouse Confession la, and yang Akak nak titikberatkan, ialah, the last confession itiew. Mrasalah kite read in detail… apakah???

I have always been an independent woman < -- Good start
But I knew he was broke when I met him < -- "ALERT! ALERT!"
But I didn’t mind though < -- "Gone-case!!!" sudahhh...
‘coz he always put it down < -- I have soklan - put what down eh? OPS!
I took him everywhere – Egypt, Brazil, Milan, u name it < -- Ado si jantan tu mintak nak ikut? Got meh? Si premps itiew yang bawak, kan?
But little did I know he was picking up a souvenir in every city < -- Salah meh? I collect souvenirs too. OPS! Infact, I have souvenir-tak-bawak-balik pon dari oversea, matilah dibeli dan dibiarkan saja di negara/ tempat asal. Mudah² kalo Akak gi lagi, bley beli-and-tinggalkan lagi, kan? OPPPSSS!!!
So when I caught him with that extra souvenir < -- Ha... mula la tu...
I stampped his passport to his final destination < -- Sentap... sentap!
to hell! < -- E eh? Akak got 1 q also, last!!! You send to hell, how? Courier service? Lalalala...

Now clearly u ols can tell – Firstly, awai² elok ja, dah elok dah kiranya, Independent woman. Bagus la. Not depending on sapa², sapa² pun lite² tak depend kat dia kan. Pastu, jumpa jantan, clearly dah tau secrystal²nya, nan ado duit nan ado apa² – haruslah bergantungan pada diri pada si prempuans/ pompuans itiew, kan? Pastu, ayat seterusnya – buta²nya dia tak kesah bab jantan itiew tak berduits, kira-kaedahnye krana apa? “Coz he always put it down!” Akak suppose, put her down on bed and huyah huyah huyah ajer la kan. Pompuans al peponens pun samalah! Jumpa jantan taste, takperla. Spedo jer, bunga rampai jer, busuk² main sedap ngan jantan tu – yooo lah! Harrrtuih! Suka la konsep² bunga rampai nih! Pastu tak cukup bunga rampai, spedo bawak pi Egypt (EGYPT!?! Hey 2007 yang Akak gi Egypt tu Akak tak spedo jantan memana bawak pi tau! Hiks!), Brazil, Milan (fashion show ka? Ops!). Pastu dah ciktan tu makan luaq, hang nak sentap, nak cop passport to hell (ko pikir ko sapa nak hantaq orang pi hell?!? Immigration Department of Hell-Zone ke!?!) segala bagai. Sedangkan if dikaji semula, hang jugak yang getek mulakan it all! Kan?

Well, that’s the way AKAK see it la kan… Although, I could be wrong jugaks, kan? OPS! Pendapat u ols pulak lagumana? Mrasa kita berperdebatskan… lets!

PS: SEKALI lagi buat penutupan entry, when Akak said kaum pompuan (be it ori or non-ori tu la!) being bengap bodoh pekak wailul bahlul bodohpiang bagai gara² jantan… dan nafsu serakah haiwan biawak bagai tu, AKAK bermaksudkan dari awalnya, hanyalah SEGELINTIR saje yer. Hat lenglain tu, Akak tau, pandai, cekap, berhemah, takbuat keje² camni, cam Akak la. Tak gitu Rania? OPS! (Mati la tanya pon, pakar cerai berai masuk keluar naik turun COURT, kan? Lalalalala!). So jgn ade pulak yang trasa terkecik hatipooky bagai yer, sebab Akak sebout berolang²kali yer - SEGELINTIR, MINORITY, SEGEROMBOLAN KOMPULAN KECIL sajork yer…

Mrasa… pikir²kan, and lepas tu, mrasalah, lets comments, nah? Hiks!

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Bile Akak keudara kembali bersama entry TAGGED!

May 2nd, 2009

Kan? Alih² entry yang ADO, tagged/ meme sajork! Owh well, who am I to komplen², kan? Yes, that’s why, if am not complaining – so why should you!? Bace jer lah! Bukannye orang suruh buat also. Tapi kalo nak buat, also, who am I to complain, kan? (Nih dok kerap sangat sebut the word ‘komplen’/ ‘complain’ ni – ape kes? Ade la tu, kan? HAHAHAHA mati la tanya diri sendiri… LOL!)

Anyways, cutting things short (Aiyoh! Don’t you guys hear / read that often in here, kan? LOL!), mrasa, sape punye taggerinas entah lah, tau tau ade dalam folder saved future posts/ drafts bagai satu .docx file and bukak², nahhh – taggerinas lagi. Hiks! (Yes, bile Akak sebut itiew got FOLDER keeping drafts and also scheduled/ future posts, mrasa la beware, banyak ni entry² nak dibuat tapi nenanti la noh??? Takmoh janji nak buat itu ini. Satgi hampa tau caruts dok tanya mana mana mana. Yang hat aku yang nak kena buat ni, dok la “AIYO” “AIYOH” AIYO” keliling pekan. Hahaha…)

So ok, back to this tagged entry. Akak will prolly tag a few tapi tak compulsory. Ghasa nak buat, buuuuuuuuuuat la. Ghasa² nak peram dulu macam Akak ni, and latest, like C.A. also, and Rania also (mati la semua ada kaitan!), pun, sila²kan la yer. Tadak pun rules syarat terma regulasi bagai nak ditagged or buat entry tagging ni. Ok? (Tapi kalo ada sapa² yang buat tu, jgn lupa habaq mai kat Akak yer. Leh pi melawat! Hiks!)

< ---Begin Tag Entry--->

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.

Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…

(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!

5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!

9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!

10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?

12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!

16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!

17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!

20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!

< ---End Tag Entry--->

Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!

PS: Rania! Jangan lupo! Our dating esok nak pi kedai TAYAR! Hahahahahaha!

Ok! Am off for now! Duiyenst!

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Bile Akak find it scary mary…

November 15th, 2008

All you see in him is… erm… nothing!

He’s very irritating towards you…
Shows no signs of being a gentlemen…

He talks shits to you just like he’s talking to one of his ‘cool’ buddies…
Only cares nothing about terminologies and ‘jiwangs’…

He couldn’t be bothered to know how you feel, what you see and what you think of people and others surround you…

Because by the end of the day, all that he ever cared about is all of the above, clearly stated…

He cares more about you more than anybody else has ever shown (indirectly I suppose? More or like the type of person who says less but more on doing?). He wants nothing less than a 101% of your devotion and attention and he knows he’s got ‘em when you’re intimidated and got irritated by him (to him that’s when you get all cute and pretty, when you’re all upset complete with that sour sulky bitchy face which makes you look great in his eyes, according to him, so I think…). And above all, all he wants to say to you would come from his heart in which in true love-terms, your heart will hear it too, eventually tho…

And to think of all these, all of what he’s doing are simply because all he would only want to think about is nothing else, nothing more, but having you being different from the rest, and differently loving you and knows nothing more than you loving him too, differently from what you’ve been doing before this… and that’s what making you and him, the same and of a perfect match…

And the more you think about it, and him, the more you’re gonna be like is he, really ‘the one’ for you? Like, could it be true that you’ve fallen for him too, since he’s no ordinary like the rest? He is by oh-why-am-I-no-so-surprised the lowest, kejiest creature, beast of all bastards of all times around the world, really would ended up being with you?… THAT’s when you’ll come to realize that he’s the sweetest barbarian of all centuries, in his own different and weird ways, making him, your weirdest and the most different man you’ve ever known, concluding the fact that, he is, by far, your most pathetic perfect match – and THAT’s scary mary!!! *Aiyayaiyayai!!!!!!!

Don’t you just sometimes wish that you could actually see, exactly, just WTF was he thinking when he see that monkey on his lap, and wonder, is the monkey lebih special? LOL! I hope not because all I can see is dia pun sama lebih kurang macam that monkey tu jugak! Hiks!

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Bile Akak get fascinated with the love-hate situation…

November 9th, 2008

Amazing isn’t it? Like, am I the only one noticing this or memang ramai noticed it but sort of like tak amek port pun?


Hurmmm – how can you not amek port when the situation is phenomenal!!!

If love is the answer to everything, then explain why are there still hatred amongst us?

If you hate someone in the beginning, then most likely you will love that someone in the end…

Imagine the world without love and hate… Gosh, will it be somewhat like living without cats and dogs?

Errr sile abaikan kenyataan vuduh yang ketige about not having cats and dogs tu… LOL! Tah pa per, ape kaitannye pun Akak tatau! Hakaka!!!

Fascinating kan? Like, in love, there’s hate. Same goes with in joy, there’s sorrow. In laughters, there’s tears… Why eh? Why must there be the opposite just so you’d enjoy the feelings that you have now? Like, when there’s love, nape nak kena ade hate? So that the relationship would become proper and balanced? Yeah rite. Like, kalau tak gaduh, tak sah la? Tah la – these are the things yang one cannot stop wondering about, kan?

Suatu hari yang hujan dikala sebok di kotaraya Kuala Lumpur, tiba2… “Abang Volks! Tgk LKY nih! Susah tau dia asik buat kite macamginik! It’s like, this is a fine example of a love and hate relationship tau; where I love her, admire her, adores her – but she simply hates me… How lar Abang Volks?” katanya Gingerdela Locakurubamba, Miss South Africa/ Universe 2008 kepada Abang Volksie, stylist-shareware yang dipinjamkan oleh KBnya, ex-Miss South Africa/ Universe 2004, LKY, yang hanya terdiam terkebil2 matanya terkedu…

A fine example of how love and hate connects and binds 2 (well in this case above, 3 la kan if you include Abang Volksie – or make that 4 if you include si C.A. the P.A. katanya… matikah gangbang? HAHAHA!) people together becoming best of friends…

Love and hate – how can we not see it? Like, without hate in love, I doubt la kan there would be much of love to begin with sebab for Akak la, to have a great love, you must have a greater hatred then that great love will grow even greater – aiyoh, what’s with greater ni? Hummm… Tapi I don’t suppose you’d need a greater love to have the greatest hatred feeling, ever, kan? Eh wait – that works too I suppose. For instance… kalau dah cinta kite terhadap kekasih kite terlalu mendalam, sangat2 mendalam even Titanic would go sinking in deeper than the actual depth of the original ocean la kan, maka, if anything were to go wrong somewhere in that feelings of love terhadap our kekasih, then I suppose, bukankan hasilnye perasaan benci and hate tu akan jadi lebih meeeeeendalam dari the initial feeling2 of love? Kan? Aiyoh! How can I just not dwell forever about love and hate – what do YOU guys think about this love-hate-love kindda thingy? Do you think love only exist when you have the element of hatred hiding somewhat somewhere within that love? Or u’re just the type that thinks that pure love, true-ultimate love, and there’s no such thing as hate, hatred, hating and what not?


If Ginger umpamakan hubungan persahabatan kami ibarat love hate bagai situation, so what??? (Aiyoh, so what katanya, kekwatnye nih! LOL!) Yer lah, yang pentingnye, last last, dua dua geranddd, curtsying and bowing bagai dapat standing ovation, berbekalkan balingan bunga2 ros and all… KAN? Hahahahahahahaha…

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Bile Akak nak berbicara about L-O L-O L-O-V-E…

November 1st, 2008

Peeps, lets la kan, kite imagine for a sec that this conversation took place online between two people yang dosi lama sudah terputus hubungan not because of bad relationship or what not and sort, no no no. They terputus hubungan due to time and perubahan, I don’t know, say maybe perubahan semasa maybe dari suduh pekerjaan or lokasi where they reside and what not – whatever la kan yang you can imagine but just make sure that it all draws back to the point where these two actually lost contact secara baik la kirenye and telah disatukan kembali oleh Facebook (tetap la ade Facebook kan; yer la, these days its all about Facebook. Sikit2 FB this, sikit2 FB that – that memang betul, kenyataan yang pasti yang FB memang reconnects you back to ol’ friends, flings, and etc… hiks!)…

Ok so, back to the issue here, lets just say that these two dah had one or two mails/ msgs replied la kirenye prior to this conversation k…

Adam Norman: My goodness! Serious! Kalau u tak cakap pasal hal Amsterdam and what not tadi tu, sumpah I macam blur2 sikit ala ala diantara ingat tak ingat dan if ingat pun, ala ala dalam keadaan tak pasti…

Anita: Itu la I was like so sure yang ini memang you, Adam Norman yang I kenal dulu; just needed to poke sikit2 and refresh your rotten memories sikit kot maybe baru you akan ingat. And I guess it’s true la kan; and am glad I bukak citer Amsterdam tu – terus you recall… So, hey, how’s life, how have you been doing?

Adam Norman: Aiseymen, Cik Kak, baru la kite nak recall semuenye now – lama tak nampak? Apa khabar? Me? Am ok la… *and so the boring, the usual get-back-together conversation details, bla bla bla, what are you doing now? Still working at the same place? Still staying at the same ol’ place – that kindda thingy continues…

And then, it came up to this… the issue of this post… (Entah cemana it came up to this Akak tak sure la kan, but just imagine the conversation jadik panjang and tetiber kuar issue bab age/ tua and so on…)

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And just when you thought it was pure love…

July 2nd, 2008

It was a totally-pure-serious-shit-no-joke bullshit…

Well, you know what they say…

Shit happens… every now and there…

And I say…

It is already a shitty situation for actually being there when that particular shit happened at that particular shitty time… But what’s worse? Shitty things happenin’ at the most shittiest time of any shitty moments in the shitty calender (since the calender was invented), and… the best part of all this – it happened to one hel-luv-a shitty jerk… Tsk tsk tsk… SEDEH!

Now, can this day be any shittier than this? I would certainly like to know if there’s any yer…

Pure love, hah!?! As if!…

I guess THIS shitty shithead would be a fine example of when said to be saying things romantically such as “I love you…” to the girl, the best opt for the girl would be to sneeze!!! Motiefff!?!? Why sneeze???

I’m sorry… I’m allergic to shitheads like you talkin’ nothing but shits

Hebats yeh? Now, lets count how many ’shit’ was typed in order to make this entry, one shitty one? LOL!

Disclaimer penting, important to ALL, regardless whether you’re a shithead or not ya…: This entry, has nothing concerning anyone, any shitheads, heads, shits and all; its just, well, nothing lah! Why, everything has to be about you jer la, shithead?! LOL!

Ohhh ohhh!!! Updated, new new new nih! Just after 50 minutes lepas Akak published this entry; tetiber, teringat – my knight and shitty armor katanya dah mule melangkah shitty say, since beberapa minggu lepas? Haiyoh – ingat makan saman; alih2, NAN ADO take saman2 nih!

Berikut adalah isi blog Akak in Myspace which Akak tuliews just a week before Akak jadi tue setahun lagiew katanye… hiks! Well, apalah-kan-daya… shitty history repeats it shit… tudiah! Brapa dah kiraan the word ’shit’? I’ve lost count! LOL!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

To my wrong Mr. Right- “Thanx for being my right Mr. Wrong…”
Current mood: cheerful

…

How can I ever, ever repay you for turning out to be the most disasterous thing that ever happened in my life after the case when I created the word “Kemelaysiaan”?!?!?!?! And NO hun, that was NOT actually a question for you to answer, my Mr. Wrong – Believe me! If I wanted answers from an ass, I would have farted, thank you very much….

I think I can only think of one way of doing it…

Suing your parents as a way of saying ‘Thanks’ to them for creatin’ you with sufficient amount of oxygen during delivery; (when they should have performed abortion when you turned 8-months old in the tummy or at least kill you upon completion of ‘uploading’ you into this earth by skipping the slapping the buttocks procedures when you didn’t cry – they should have opt for slapping your face and throw you around like one of those cheap basketballs…)…

Owh and I’m sorry that we couldn’t find vaccine against stupidity that you’re suffering; really, – sorry…

And lastly my dear… They say opposites attract. I do hope you meet someone who is beautiful, intelligent, and cultured – eh wait, I have a friend, want her number? Ppl told me you have great assets; don’t worry, I’ll tell my friend the same thing, minus the last three alphabets – ok? Let me know if you’re interested…

See ya…

Tuan Hakim, Yang Ariff, Your Honor segala bagai; I, tutup briefcase LV I, sambil catwalk kuar dari court dan toleh kembali pada Yang Ariff… “You ols; mek rest my case!”

Matilah ade some yang dinch paham! LOL! Tak per, purak2 paham jer; besides, understanding shitty men yang perangai ginik2 nih kan, erm, tak per u ols – tak paham pun tak per! LOL!

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Still in love? I think so ; )

April 19th, 2008

Still in love? I think so ; )
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Love; very complicated…

April 18th, 2008

Still in love? I think so ; )
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Ithink I’ve sort of like gone through this entry one too many times; but you see, the facisinating world of ‘Love’ has no boundaries, thus it has no endin’ to what one may have to say/ write – kan? :)

Anyways, what is love to you? How would you see it; how would you define it? Would your definition, and your perspective on love be the same as mine? I don’t think so; ‘Biar rambut sama hitam, hati tetap berlainan…’ and that is what I feel about love.

Love is by far, well-known to be subjective. Why? Because love is different to every person, and every person shows it differently. Different people would have different experiences dealing with love – some people “love” a cute bird on a branch or a cute kitty cat by a window. Other people only feel ready to say they “love” someone that they are ready to propose to – everyone else is just “seriously like”. Some people are clingy and slobbery, while others are quiet and laid back.

Chinese letterin’ for ‘Love’…

How can you know if that someone really loves you, or simply loves to make you like him/ her?… Hmmm…

The easiest way to know if someone loves you is to sit down and talk with the person, and really find out how they feel. Maybe what they call “like” is really what you call “love” and it’s just a matter of what you name it.

Most people would say love when the person is ready to make a commitment to you and to have you be an important part of his or her life. Right or not?

But if you have been followin’ this entry; wouldn’t you agree that love is often SAID than FELT, often kita dengari dari merasai… Right? Well, I guess, love is indeed, a very complicated subject, though may seemed to be somewhat ‘remeh’ – but when you put some thoughts to it, its not about the feeling of love, the experiencing of romance and what not, BUT; the WORD itself, mampu mengundang padah, things that we don’t expect to happen might just happen…

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Don’t simply say "I am in love with you darling"

April 11th, 2008

Buff Asian White mix.
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Well… it’s true you know. Sometimes people don’t really mean what they’re actually sayin’, kan? And that’s when we, you, us, me, will eventually get hurt. So be extra careful with what you say, and be VERY VERY careful when you hear these words…

What’s worse, kadang2 when people say “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING”, sometimes, they don’t mean it, you get me? Like they’re claiming sayin’ those words tu came from the bottom of their heart; tapi actually (kejap, let me ‘harrrt-tuihhh’kan that ‘bottom of my heart’ first! – Haaarrrttt-tttuiiihhhh!!!), they’re actually sayin’ it to your half-retarded face just to make you feel better. Kadang2 tu yang lebih teruk… “I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING…”. Udah ler “I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING” tu dah teruk all by itself, ada berani pulak dah sayin’ “I THINK I’M IN IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING…”. You THINK!? Meanin’, tak sure lah? Gawd! ‘DARLING’? Groooool!!!

Sebenarnye, don’t let these words, sentences, ESPECIALLY the two sentences I’ve mentioned in the earlier paragraph get into your head cepat sangat yer! Because they actually wanted to say somethin’ else to your sad, pathetic and half-retarded face! Ala2 like, “Disebalik kata2 indah itu, tersemat makna yang keji!”

I have my point occay, excuse me! It’s not one of those ‘pointless’ entry ok! This time I’ve got my point! So don’t you dare, simply sayin’ that you love me, ‘darling’ and what not, because, you’re LYING! ESPECIALLY when you try to prove you’re not lying!

“…. Of course I am in love you darling. I do not just think I’m in love with you, I KNOW I’M I LOVE WITH YOU DARLING!!! Whatever gave you the idea that I don’t? What’s more hideous, you’re sayin’ I’m LYING when I said I’M IN LOVE WITH YOU DARLING? What made you even have the slightest idea that I’m lying to your face and just simply claiming that I don’t mean what I said to you?” – owh cut the crap will you, hunky boy!!!

Because for each time you try to convince the sincerity especially in sentences like “OF COURSE I’M REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU” tu, and toppin’ up with the initial two sentences tu, I claimed all you of it were L-L-L-L-L-Lies, simply because…

“I AM in Love with You darlING“

“I THINK I’M in Love with You darlING“

“OF COURSE I AM in Love with You darlING“

SEE my point!?!?!?!?!?!? Owh and erm…

“I KNOW I’M in Love with You darlING“

… Hahahaha! I KNOW you know now I know you’re LYING! Hey, wouldn’t that make a good movie title? Move along “I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER”! Hiks!

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