Posts Tagged ‘General posting’

Bile Akak nangis watching Lisa Kudrow on Ellen

May 3rd, 2009

As Akak seboks posting ni pun, the video TETAP tgh dok play, camne tu?

Nanges ok nanges! Tak padan dengan lawa, mulut gampang buat lawak kasik Akak nanges asik² repeat mode sajork nengok video clip ni. Hahaha she, eh, wait, I mean, BOTH of them, Ellen AND Lisa, memang la, sujuds gile² for their natural talent jadi pak… eh… minah lawak.

But the thing is, you guys noticed tak… unlike some other pak² lawak dan minah² clown-bozos yang lenglain, depa dua orang ni, mampu make us laugh like there’s no tomorrow, with MINIMAL usage of words. Hebats kan? Like the first portion of the clip. Hilarious! And check out the video responses to this clip – the 2nd part when Ellen and Lisa played Improv-game I think it’s what they call it. Suka sangats! Mrasa!

Bile Akak katakan… “Udah² lah tu Auntie! Hali ini coti belanak 2009 wooo!”

May 1st, 2009

Tudiah! Gigih ni Auntie ni… yang dia sendiri tidak tau tidak ingat dan tak mau amik tau tak mau nak ingat kira sudah brapa lama dia dah berkecimpung dalam donia pomen² nombor plate kete² orang, termasuklah the RedKen katanya yang hari tu tetiber, dok tak dudok, BBM mai kat mek kat my room…

BBM (Big Boss Mummy): Plate number mana pi?

Mek: Errr dia tak pi mana² aih. Dok ada tang keta la. Awat, mama nampak dia lari lari ka tadi? Hehehe…

BBM: E eh budak ni! Tadi mama tgk your car plate number depan dah tadak. Jatuh luruh tang mana?

Mek: Laaa… yer ke? Tak sedaq pun! Ingatkan mama memain jew… ops!

Memain lagi katanye, ye? Hahaha mati la Akak sendiri dinch kesedaran dinch ketahuan bila zaman itu plate number jatuh luruh berkecai kat memana la entah. Seingat² Akak la kan, idok lew puler Akak pi sondol langgar tang mana² these past few days pun katanya kan. Tau tau aje, hilang? Pelik, ajaib, dan bak kata Akak Rania, “TAK LOGIK LA YIEW OLSSS!!!”… bkanka? Hiks!

Akak Rania bersambung…

Ha… bkanka u ols cakap hari tu ada orang cuba pecah masuk rumah u ols buat keberapa kali entahnye la kan yang u ols citer kat kami hari tu tuh… ha… kan u ols cakap ade dengar bunyik²yan macam ade mende pecah bagai. Plate number u ols la itiew!!!…

Haramzadah! Lagi tak logik! MOTIF masuk nak memecah-romah alih² amek plate number kete Akak? Nak buat kehapo, KOKYAH MANDREM? Choyyy!!! Hahaha…

Owh well, that’s not the issue here. Issue kite disini ialah (mati la nak sampai ke point, tudiah, siap ada 2 blockquotes and mukadimah berperenggan-renggan sampai 2 3 4 katanya ye??? Hahahah!)… bukan issue kehilangan nombor plate depan RedKen Akak itiew. Akan tetapi, issue yang cuba Akak bangkitkan disini ialah… tuh! Yang kat title tu. Si AUNTIE itiew. Auntie apakah?

Udah²lah tu Auntie! Auntie dosi membuktikan, women also these days bols bols buat keje bukak pasang pomen nombor plate kenderaan, kan? Biarpun tidak ingat dan takmau ingat brapa lama sudah berkecimpung dalam donia pomen² ni, kan? Matilamak!

Udah²lah tu Auntie! Auntie dosi membuktikan, women also these days bols bols buat keje bukak pasang pomen nombor plate kenderaan, kan? Biarpun tidak ingat dan takmau ingat brapa lama sudah berkecimpung dalam donia pomen² ni, kan? Matilamak!

Ha… itiew Auntie la, yang telah diperkenalkan oleh si C.A. dan Mamizackzalia katanya dihari-kala kami bertiga keluar² for lunchies hari tu, kans? Hiks! Yang hat pedajei suruh Akak amek pix ni, si Mamizackzalia lah! Kalu bab² nak pekena orang, cukup hebat, dia la nomot satu! Hiks!

Anyways, Akak respect la kat Auntie ni. Very der peramah and at the same time, keje jalan. Matila MULTITASKING yer Auntie? Hiks! Tapi iyer la. Bawak² brehat la yer. Hari ni Labour Day! You branak anak nomot brapa dah? OPS! *matila-Akak… lari dulu… duiyen!!! Hiks!

Bile Akak find it scary mary – “Marathon, Post 1″

November 27th, 2008

Ok peeps – so here we are, the “11-Blog-Post Marathon” (aiyoh, I said 13 14 bagai kan – it’s actually 11 sajork… hiks!) And we begin this marathon a.k.a backdated entry, with posting number 1…

All you see in him is… erm… nothing!

He’s very irritating towards you…
Shows no signs of being a gentlemen…

He talks shits to you just like he’s talking to one of his ‘cool’ buddies…
Only cares nothing about terminologies and ‘jiwangs’…

He couldn’t be bothered to know how you feel, what you see and what you think of people and others surround you…

Read more on this marathon-post 1, which is posted today, but saved for November 15th’s entry date, HERE. Yes peeps! For marathon-postings, semuenye half half jer sebab the links included tu nanti will lead you to the actual full-entry on the specific backdated date itiew yer. Harap maklum. Hiks!

Bile Akak hanya mampu untuk menunggu, and do nothing else…

November 26th, 2008

Bukanlah dengan katanya post title kali ini memberi maksud yang Akak langsung don’t have the usaha murni jitu gigih to work something out, daripada belenggu yang Akak alami itiew, tapi, hakikatnya, memang there’s nothing left to be done. Sebab each time Akak ingat what I did to overcome that obstacle, tau tau, mai pulak rintangan lain pulak dah. I’d say if dalam dunia fashion they have like, what, “KL Fashion Week”, mrasalah what I could describe tentang apa yang telah berlaku sepanjang, lets see now, nearly a week plus tanpa apa apa berita update segala bagai regardless dalam blog ke or what la kan, I think the best ungkapan, similar to “KL Fashion Week” would be this Akak say… “LKY’s Series-of-unfortunate-events Week”; boley?

(And then suddenly Akak rasa this will NOT just be a short update entry – chis!)… Ok, so, here we are, kisahnye nampak Akak dah berblogging kembali, setelah Akak went silensio? Dinch. Ade lah macam2 dok menjadi2 sampaikan Akak bukan tak nak blogging – tapi Akak TAK BOLEH nak berblogging due to banyak mende2 yang Akak rasa semuanya, tah la, I don’t know, berkaitan? Hmmm…

Bile ada masa, ample of time untuk berblogging, idak la pulak getek gatai nak berupdate. Bile dah tak der masa, busy dengan tugasan kerja, terdetik lah pulak dipikiran nak update ini nak update itu. Tapi akhirnya rotation tidak kembali kepada time Akak akan ada banyak masa; instead, the cycle expended katanya and mrasalah from tak der masa tak der time nak berblogging, nah, LANGSUNG tak leh berblogging… you dig?

Yes, it all began dengan Akak slow sikit in updating daily right after the 14th, tapi start 16th, sampai tiga empat lima hari lepas tu Akak sibuk with work and some other stuffs that needed my attensi; so I set the time to do a marathon-blog-posting. Mati la dari mula2 nak marathon 4 5 6 entries, now dah jadi gamaknye brape, satu jilid? OPS! And then, it happened, (Yes Y! This is the time ko membuta2babi2 tuduh aku tannak update lah, nak bersawangkan blog la, bawak blog lari kemana la, tutup blog la kan – lagi mau tanya nape mak sentap ngan ko kat YM? Tapi tgk sentap2 pun tetap nih tolong ko jugak.. chantek tak Akak? E eh? Tetiber…)www.lealaurielle.com tak leh accessed. I thought it was just temporarily, or at least Akak ingat Akak sorang jer sewel kat sini tak leh access dan orang lain boleh still. Alih2 from a day or two becomes 3 4 hari, and then boleh kejap dalam 2 3 jam and then ZAS! Bukan setakat blog/ domain Akak cannot access katanya down, technicians kat the server company tgh working to resolve the problem, alih2 dengan depa2 sekali kat server tu pun kaput tutup buku bungkus katanya hardware crash (WHICH I need you guys to pay full attention why I said di atas tadi everything berlaku so semuanya macam ada sangkut paut). At that time gurau2an sinis Y dah mula Akak sentap sebab, bukan la setakat berhari2 Akak hutang berblogging, and dah la sampai ke page Admin pun tak leh nak access – the webserver’s website bagai pun tak leh nak access – aiyoh, tutup kedai ka depa Akak pikir? Dengan Akak dah bayar domain segala fees bagai extending another year – sial sangat waktu tu rasa macam, Akak kena swindled ke? Hurm….

And di kala ketensinan Akak dinch boleh berblogging and what not, with some minor personal problems back at home, Akak terperasan yang I completely forgotten about something (tgk – berkaitan kan? Gara2 masalah diatas, nah, habis, semua segala maknenek nak Akak terlupa – ape kes? Tak per. Continue bace… hampa will find out satgi… sat jer lagi)

So from hours turned into days turned into a few days turned into a few more days and sampaikan dalam kekalutan dan kepeningan hotak Akak pikirkan pasal 2 3 bende, campur dengan sentapnye Akak terlupe about that ’something’ tu, mrasalah, Akak teruskan perjalanan hidup ini dengan cuba lupakan sat masalah tu dengan cara membantu someone iaitiew Queenbie Giebam dapatkan something tapi… erm, cemana eh nak cakap – ha, by right, buat mende yang senang, dah jadi menda payah and complicated buatnye sampaikan dia pun turut pening gara2nya Akak nak tolong dia about bende “A”, tapi Akak gagah nih pi la bantu dia go through B sampai Z yang tak perlu then only patah balik dan presented dia dengan “A” tu. Sorry eek Gie, I wasn’t sure about a lot of things waktu tu, and if you read this, well, now you know kenapa Akak tingtong… Hiks! So, sorry la eh kalau I nearly crashed your PC walaupun mek tau it has nothing to do dengan software tu tapi secara sopannye, tetap la kena pohon makhap nah. Tak der niat nak sabo pc you tau! Hiks! (Dan yang ni pun bersangkut paut juger… dengan semuenyelah, well, if not semuenye, maybe just a part of it – ok fine! A pinch only! Keji tau korang nih, macam tau tau jer dah… hahahaha)

So ok, now, setelah ape yang berlaku, Akak yang dah bergasak secara susah2payahnye call server company lah, try nak install mende senang jadi susah lah, and terus, katanya, dikala Akak rasa nak jerit…“SUDAH LA… SUDAH LA… SETTLEKAN LAH SEMUANYE NIH NOW… AND LETS GET BACK TO NORMAL” katanya, nah, *terukir senyuman diwajah Akak katanya*… Ahah! So dah senyum nih, semuanya ok la eh? *SENYUM LAGI NIH* Nah!

Kapla hothotakhey la ko LKY! Bagus! Ko tgh serabut thinking and dealing with loads of stuffs, dengan kezombian overdose ko, KO GASAK FEELING NAK downgrade ko punye PC’s Windows Vista Ultimate kepada Windows XP Pro SP2 just like your notebook! Dah tu, ko feeling nak buat dual boot installation yang ko sendiri hardly needed it and ko hardly understood the concept tapi sebab dah tak leh berblogging, dah tak leh update, dah taktau nak buat apa dah, dah blur dah, dah pening dah, dah lapar dah, dah ngantuk sangat dah, maka, I buat proceed jer lah proses yang I tot akan men-zassskan my pc, just like my laptop now. Alih2, HARDWARE CRASH, MAJOR! ~geleng2 kepala… I think I need to stop and get something dari dapur la kejaps…

And so jadinya, cukup la ye Akak rase pengupdatan buat kali ni… this is Nurlea Laurielle, as I sign out after updating setakat ini sehingga situ sampai la nih jer la dulu nah.

And to those yang tertanya2 “MATI DAH KA LKY?” Hehehe sebenarnye la kan, doa doa dan bacaan Yassin sedekah-han kalian2 kat Kenari tu la yang kept Akak alive… dan also menjadi pendorong Akak buat entry nih semata2 nak tanya kat u osl2 semua yang membaca entry nih either kat Salam or kat CC, dengan soalan… “HEBATS TAK SHOWmanSHIP KAREOKE-KALAKALAKUTTAKUTTA-E-ORANIA TADI, SEMALAM, MALAM KELMARIN DAN SELAMANYA BEFORE THIS?” E eh? Tetiber… C.A. yang bertanyakan khabar kehidupan I ols kat Cbox (u ols dah buke blog dah ke u ols? OPS!), Rania yang kena tempias, maka Zakiah la kena tempeleng dan diBAN dari mendekati kawasan halaman Orked2 umah I… Aiyoh! Semua BERKAITAN katanya kan? Bersangkuts katanya yer nih semuanya, kan?

Anyways, dah lah! Melalut jer! Sampai sini dulu yer. Nanti la I buat lagi entry MARATHON yang I janji pada diri Akak sendiri untuk buat… So thats means (AIYOH, thats means katanya yer? LOL!), I would have a “13-Blog-Posting Marathon” to do katanya… takper. Satu entry, satu perenggan satu sentence jer pun, as long as dipublishkan as a post/ blog entry, tetap considered as 1 blog entry, kan? Hahaha – so 13 ayat jer la lepas nih? Ke 13 perenggan setiap entry? Haiyoh *Pengsan… tapi sebelum pengsan tu, come, baca lah SUMMARY of ape yang telah berlaku telah terjadi yang Akak bebel tah pa per kat atas ni tadi, in just one ‘Status’ update di Facebook…

Nurlea is upset & tryin’ to sleep… “Udah ler kempunan McD, blog + domain + server pulak down sampai 6 days, then PC crashed big time & now? Sakit perut pulak dah…”

See, dari tadi Akak dok kata semuanya berkaitan like a very long chain thingy kan (tapi hat sakit senak perut nih Akak tatau mai kot mana. Maybe susu Dutch Lady Akak minum dari dalam fridge tadi tu kot dah tak elok kot…) – dari masalah peribadi dengan work and lambat update blog, to the all-of-a-sudden dok buat hal blog/ website + domain + in the end server katanya, membuatkan Akak yang memang sediamaklum la kan kuat lupa juger (tapi tak seteruk tahap kelupaan Ginger – ops!), tetiber, Akak rase…

Yes, tetiber Akak terasa kempunan nak time2 tu la la tu jugak that very instant moment la katanya nak tergedik2 juger, nak makan Mc Donalds!!! (yes, tepukkan utk ahli music McD kita, Y dan Ginger yang mak tahu depa ingat mak nak kata diri mak or mak akan elakkan dari kena tempias “jom ke Mc malam ini” tu la? Sorry – hampa duaorang kan suka penaya aku bab McD nih. Tapi kali nih, sorry! Kali nih u cant naya mak! Mak lapaq dan mak NAK McD jugak so whatever you caruts are just words and they don’t break me, instead, they’ll get me all geared up and drive and all semangat untuk order segala2nya… – e eh? Tgk… tgk… meroyan Akak mai dah!) Huwargh! Anyways, back to the story. Boley tak… I forgot about this… bile tgk2 jam dah kul 10.30 malam, (malam bile tah la)

Nurlea is farrrkin’ pistovvv!!! “Damnit I 4got there’s x 24-7 McD delivry here! Sh*tf*cksh*tf*ck!!! @^(^!%@!&”

Boley? Mati2 Akak tetiber terlupa dimanakah Akak berada skarang – di sini, biarpun ado 7-E hokey, tapi dinch got Mc D 24-7! I think I should sue the Mayor, kan? Hahaha… And ade orang siap suggestkan Akak gi ke ape, ape city tu tah, kat Juru tu, yang got that 24-7 Mc D tu? Aiyoh! Semata2 katanya. Memang la kempunan tapi tak der la sampai nak ke ape city tu tah no not Eon city, not smart city apa tah lah si Fendi Osman sibuk cadangkan Akak gi. Encik Fendi, dari AS, baik lah Akak ke Sunway Carnival depan tu ja ade 24-7 Mc D! Motif ko nak suruh mak habiskan minyak kete mak yang now penuh tangkinya tu dengan air shishi jer instead of minyak tu sampai ke Juru yang lebih jauh dari Butterworth Bagan tu? Kalau Juru tu, baik ko suruh mak balik KL beli McD! Hiks!

Aiyoh, I could just go on and go go on on lagi la quoting the significant points yang buatkan these past seminggu dua katanya semuanya related, from one to another katanya kan. Tapi, tak per lah, tak payah la kot. Because if I do, kang panjang citer pulaknye kan. Kang nanti sembang semuanya la ni, habis, nanti, marathon 13 posting Akak tu, Akak nakciter bab apa, masalahnye pertukaran jantina ka!? (OPS! Itu pun ada kaitan tu tapi not to this entry – entry akan datang; tudiah! Mati la premonition)

Cuma, now, Akak ade one more point of kesinambungan pertalian antara semua2nya nih yang still Akak nak highlightkan nih – hahah mati la ada lagi merapu-cendana Akak pepagi buto nih katanya kan. Yer lah, saving the best for last kan? Hahaha… gasak la hampa baca! Hahahaha!

Ok, so, anyways, the one last one, before Akak pose pose dugong for good untuk the rest of tonight/ today ni kan kejap lagi ni. Haaa, mrasalah! Lihat, lihat dan lihatlah, perkaitan yang ada antara semua yang berlaku nih dengan Giebam Queenbie Si Tukang Make Up tu…


Lea by Giaphotography… http://www.myspace.com/giebam
Many thanks to Giebam the Queenbie! Muahs!

Tetiber? Taknak mengalah nih! Ade juger gambar dia, dia feeling nak publishkan yer? Ape kaitanya pun tatau la si LKY nih tau! Kang aku PANGGG bagi muka kang, berderai kecai gigih, bercerai roboh wig dan boobies – dah! GI TIDO LKY! *Pitam… (Psttt… Of course lah ade kaitan! I scratch Giebam’s back, dia edited my pixies… suke lah! Nanti nak softwares lagi, bagitau tau k! I kasik, and ajar you cemana nak gune! Suke tak? Hehehe! Gie… Thanks eh! Yang lagi 4 pix tu bile pulak? OPS! ~Pejam mata…)

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ANTARA PAPARAN MENARIK!!! TERTARIK!!! MAI LAH CHECK IT OUT NANTI YER – YANG MENANTIKAN ANDA SI PEMBACA READERS SEKALIAN ALAM DI http://www.lealaurielle.com/blog (entry tunggu anda kaaa… ke anda yang menantikan entry2 tu? LOL!):

  1. Bile Akak finally can say “I’LL SEE YOU IN COURT! DIE LA YOU MERENGKOK IN PENJARA NANTI!”
  2. Bile Akak bukan only confused about a few things here and there, but, also, having doubts and getting all confussed about JANTINA? And thus leading to PERTUKARAN JANTINA??? (Ok ok when the time comes I’m SURE the title won’t be this long! HIKS!)
  3. Bile Akak terkejut when orang yang paling Akak meluat Akak menyampah Akak tak hengen, sebenarnye, have A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON dengan Akak which menjadikan dia my perfect match… (Eeeeewww!!!)

Kan… sneak peak preview peewee glory hole loop hole to whats coming katanya nanti, kan? Suke tak? Hot, juicy and spicy katanya kan? Hurmmm… (DAH! ‘Hot, juicy and spicy’ la kan – tetiber pulak dah aku terpikir bab KFC! Hanjeng lah! *Terus lari ke katil dan gedebuuum pejam mata; tapi otak dok berjalan2 ke KFC Jalan Stadium 24-jam itiew… lalalala)

Bile Akak find nama rancangan stesen TV tempatan ridiculous! – “Marathon, Post 4″

November 18th, 2008

Akak buat entry nih, with a very important disclaimer yer – bukannye niat untuk memburuk2kan the particular TV station, but with hopes that the network will take immediate actions bagi mengelakkan mende2 yang lagi tak elok from berlaku, since the targeted or selected audience adalah dikalangan kanak2… after all, it does state “Rancangan Kanak- Kanak”…

Akak ni bukannye ghajin tgk TV; Astro dok ada pong jarang nak lepas tgk, sebab asik2 la mengadap PC, ini kan pulak nengok the local TV stations/ networks namely RTM1, RTM2, TV3, 8TV, TV9, and etc. But just yesterday, di kala Akak just leisurely gi dok tagak depan TV sambil baca paper, Akak noticed something rather pelik tgh ditayangkan kat screen tv. It was somewhat somesort like intisari rancangan lah, dari ptg tu, lepas berita petang jam brapa tah, up till lewat malam for this one particular network (Akak dinch mau sebut directly, but sape yang tahu sape yang prasan about this, yes, betul la tu. Its that network). And tetiber kul 5 lebih or was it 6 Akak tak sure, tetiber, dipaparkan…

6.00 petang (sebagai contoh la k): Rancangan untuk kanak- kanak – “Trek Tek Tek

I mean, come on! It may seem like nothing there, but, hello? TEK TEK? Cuba sebut “Tek Tek” tu 10 kali laju2? Bukanka dah macam TETEK!?!?!? Akak terbeliak bijik mata, paper tah ke mane, mulut ternganga terlopong lohong sampai ke tak sudah. Like, was I the only one yang noticed mende tu at that time? (Well, of course, since, I was infact, all alone pun – LOL!) Like, producer tarak idea lain ke, or couldn’t think of something better to come up with sebagai tajuk siaran? Sure – siaran maybe indulging pasal pelajaran, on and off from schools’ syllabus ke, or tentang how to face reality kehidupan harian sebagai seorang kanak2, but I seriously doubt, perlu ke ia ade kaitan dengan TEK TEK? Like, WTF?

I don’t know how should I deliver this, politely or, without sakitkan or kecikkan hati mane2 pihak, but I guess this would be the best I could come up with – GET ANOTHER NAME, for crying out loud your target-viewer adalah dikalangan budak2; and you wouldn’t want them to scream kegumbiraan terloncat2 depan tv when their favorite show is aired, and depan nenek or adek bradek berumur lain, tetiber gi jerits…

YEH!!! TEK TEK dah on! YEH! TEK TEK DAH ON!!!

Tak ke biadapsly pelik namanye itiew?

PS: This entry Akak telah e-mailkan kepada seorang close friend dalam donia hiburan dan tv industry Malaysia, and I hope my dear friend tu tahu la kot mana dia nak salurkan pasal isu nih, even if dia perlu re-do the whole piece just to get the msg delivered, buat lah kot mana pun. Janji meke2 tu dapat the msg. I mean, come on – TEK TEK? Grewlll!!!

*Entry ini adalah entry backdated, for the 11-blog-posting-marathon series, mrasalah 4th posting out of 11. Published on December 3rd, untuk posting backdated date November 18th, 2008. Mrasa! :)

Bile Akak nak kenalkan si ‘Janda Merana’… – “Marathon, Post 3″

November 17th, 2008

Come come – lemme introduce to youols out theres yang belum kenal si dia iniew… (macam Akak la – sepanjang kehidupan Akaks, dinch lah Akak hui got family relatives sepuput sepapat sepipits yang merana sedemikan rupanya gelaran diberiew… hiks!)

Ingat ade Janda Baik sajork ke? Ha, mrasa, got also Janda merana, which, Akak have no idea lagumana boleh pi jadi sampai merana… mrasa…

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Mranakah dikau bersulamkan sakitnyetak hatik korang, entry tak perlu ni, memperkenalkan, JANDA MERANA! Mrasa! Akak nak buat poll! (Mati la poll hat hari tu results Akak tak sebarkan lagi, kan? LOL!). Nevermind. Nanti, kombinasi pengumuman results poll nih kang, kite do 2 in 1 naaa…

So Poll time! Mrasa mrasa Miss Poll kembali, kali ni dalam series Marathon… hiks! Come we vote2 poll2 bagai, and see brape ramekkah yang kekwatsly will mengaku yang dia memang tahu kewujudan pokok iniew… dan brape yang macam… errr… Akak! OPS!

Poll question: Siape yang tahu kewujudannya pokok Janda Merana iniew? Who yang before2 this already knew the existance of Salix Babylonica iniew?

  • Poll answer: Sepertinya Nurlea Laurielle Lai Leencheekang, yang bagaikan katak bawah tempurung, dok bawah tudung saji, dilapik bawah raga besaq, ditimbuni kotak dan seterusnya kontena Evergreen - taktau pa per abo (100%, 1 Votes)

  • Poll answer: Sudah mengetahui kewujudan tumbuhan pokok yang hidup matinya penuh dengan merana sajork... dah lama dah tahu... (0%, 0 Votes)


Total voters: 1


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Mrasalah we shall see – adakah AKAK SORANG SAJORK yang apparently tak tahu menahu about this pokoks? Or ade lagi hamba Allah hamba Allah hat lain yang also dinch ketahuan about this pokok? Mrasalah kite dipukul Mother Nature katanya sama2, kan? Hiks!

PS: Hampa prasa dak – Janda Merana yang mek speku tak ler brape nak elok sangat time muda2 dulu tu, sebab tu mai tua2 besaq2 panjang gajah tokmia, tetap dok merana! Orang besaq2 pakat jadi Janda berhias, dia tak, merana sampai kesudah. Isk! Ginger… Ginger… EH!

Sorry. Anyways, did you guys terperasans dak, yang this particular Janda, ditanam oleh seorang lelakiew, bernama En. Nor Ariffin Bin Md. Nor… Nama dia saje pun, dah sesuatuh ni – begins with a Nor, ends with a Nor – Somemore its a he; yang apparently pi tanam pulak JANDA yang MERANA – aiyoh, how spooky that Tasik KJ can get ar!?! Hiks!

Mrasalah this, part 3 of the 11 blog-post-marathon Akak yang disifatkan naturally as the backdated posting series… ditype menaip gigihly on December 3rd also, bagi tujuan posting for tarikh November 17th… sekians! Hiks!

Bile Akak katakan ianya ‘cukup istimewa’… – “Marathon, Post 2″

November 16th, 2008

This is way, way long overdue katanya Akak dok bertagak2 nak buat, ado? Dari sebelum puasa, sampai ke lepas puasa i.e. Raya, sampai lah ke habis dah nak raya Haji dah ni – baru la berkesempatan nak buat… *Sudehhh! Saje je kan kutip bahan2 lama semata2 nak habiskan marathon-blog-posting ni kan? Hahahaha adek2 always kan?*

Anyways, more talking, enough blogging – Eh!!! Akak silap! I meant, enuff babbling and chatting my way kul 4 pagi nih, di pagi December the 3rd, and more with the entry – as the Marathon yang bertemakan konsep backdated nih, kan…, so mrasalah Akak feels2 Akak tgh membuat entry untuk November 16, yakadok? Hiks! So ok – back to the entry… (walaupun tema-nya entry yang kononnye posted-as-it-occurred on the 16th of November 2008 nih, sebenarnye2, happened way before that lagi pon! LOL!)

Remember how Kak Deebah kite nyanyik lagu “Terlalu Istimewa”? Yesza… this entry Akak gambarkan, katakan, perjelaskan, buat semua untuk saksikan, bahawa, dalam dunia zaman teknologi serba canggih manggih yiew, everyone, and let me say that again, EVERYONE, ada keistimewaan masing2 walaupun ada sedikit kekurang dan tak cukup sifat2 sempurna. But then again, kembali kepada issue technology ni; behold… even mereka2 yang kurang daya pendengaran pertuturan, through modern sciences and tomorrow’s technologies, brings these people hope, allowing them to walk and be free as who and what they are, today, and till tomorrow comes which I’m sure banyak lagi kemudahan2 canggih yang I’m sure a lot will be produced for the sake of all to experience…

Namun, tah la – at that spur moment of time when I think I was with C.A., Rania, kat Salam kot waktu ni, dengan Man Istana sorang lagi, tetiber Akak got, emo lite2 ade, pilu jer nengok nasib uncle yang dinch dapat dgr keindahan bunyik2 iniew…

or probably missing out on this…

Ok – you guys know what? Akak dah coba 5 kali boh lagu mp3 beberapa saat sajork klipnya nih tapi haram tak leh nak detect – mrasalah the files ado disiniew kalau still interested nak dgr…
>> On.mp3 | On.wav
>> Off.mp3 | Off.wav

(Giiiitiew – Akak dosi terasa macam one of those blogs/ websites yang offer pengdownloadan lelagiews dah puler… HAHAHA!)

Fascinating isn’t it? Bunyik2an hasil ciptaan Microsoft katanya, hanya boleh diimaginasikan sajork – kesian… pastu, mai pulak setan with great feels2 nak sengih sebab lawak sangat lah pun ade juger time tgk insiden itiew, siap Rania gelak jahat kuar suara jantan dia tu lagi ok… (Akak dinch! Akak said Akak NAK tergelak jer… Aiyoh choy! Jahat nye perangai! Nih mesti kes kawan dengan Ginger kan? OPS!); tah la. Maybe its not everyday we get to see orang istimewa communicating so specially amongst themselves via our ‘oh-so-common’ daily technologies… Kan?

Ladies and gentlemento… I bringing presenting to youawls… “Uncle Istimewa… “; yang by the way I’m quiteimpressedjugak dengan dia. Yer lah, as you can see he’s actually mempunyai permasalahan pendengaran/ pertuturan jugak kot, tapi, tgk, konsep dia? TETAP boleh bernotebook laptop webcam bagai. Malu jugak to some yang haram satu menda pun tatau pasai pc/ notebook; konon tak jantan la dok mengadap pc… Habis, hampa nak mengadap apa, pookey? Nak main dam kat kedai kopi? Jantan lah sangats! (E eh? Motif Akak tetiber marah bab ni? LOL!)

Anyways, mrasa – kelincahan “Uncle Istimewa” dok berinternetsi dngn teman wanita online nya (OK OK I’m bad, I know – but what to do; he was close by, Akak TERtengok2 juger la ape yang dia dok buat kan… Kang satgi mrasalah dok feeling typ2 berkomunikasik webcam bagai tapi screen HITAM? Plug tak pasang ke notebook katanya kot2 pakai batteri – selak2 notebook tgk, NAN ADO BATTERI. Tu baru namanya GILA KEMARAUK HAUK nak berhigh-tech, kan? Hahaha mujur la Uncle ni tak, as dia sebok komunikasi dengan aweknye yang also having hearing problems jugak kot rasenye… Tah…)

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Isn’t it very istimewa what technology can bring to us, to these istimewa-people? And yet technology disalahgunakan… isk isk isk…

Bile Akak find it scary mary…

November 15th, 2008

All you see in him is… erm… nothing!

He’s very irritating towards you…
Shows no signs of being a gentlemen…

He talks shits to you just like he’s talking to one of his ‘cool’ buddies…
Only cares nothing about terminologies and ‘jiwangs’…

He couldn’t be bothered to know how you feel, what you see and what you think of people and others surround you…

Because by the end of the day, all that he ever cared about is all of the above, clearly stated…

He cares more about you more than anybody else has ever shown (indirectly I suppose? More or like the type of person who says less but more on doing?). He wants nothing less than a 101% of your devotion and attention and he knows he’s got ‘em when you’re intimidated and got irritated by him (to him that’s when you get all cute and pretty, when you’re all upset complete with that sour sulky bitchy face which makes you look great in his eyes, according to him, so I think…). And above all, all he wants to say to you would come from his heart in which in true love-terms, your heart will hear it too, eventually tho…

And to think of all these, all of what he’s doing are simply because all he would only want to think about is nothing else, nothing more, but having you being different from the rest, and differently loving you and knows nothing more than you loving him too, differently from what you’ve been doing before this… and that’s what making you and him, the same and of a perfect match…

And the more you think about it, and him, the more you’re gonna be like is he, really ‘the one’ for you? Like, could it be true that you’ve fallen for him too, since he’s no ordinary like the rest? He is by oh-why-am-I-no-so-surprised the lowest, kejiest creature, beast of all bastards of all times around the world, really would ended up being with you?… THAT’s when you’ll come to realize that he’s the sweetest barbarian of all centuries, in his own different and weird ways, making him, your weirdest and the most different man you’ve ever known, concluding the fact that, he is, by far, your most pathetic perfect match – and THAT’s scary mary!!! *Aiyayaiyayai!!!!!!!

Don’t you just sometimes wish that you could actually see, exactly, just WTF was he thinking when he see that monkey on his lap, and wonder, is the monkey lebih special? LOL! I hope not because all I can see is dia pun sama lebih kurang macam that monkey tu jugak! Hiks!

Bile Akak describe her as mesmerizing and breathtakingly beautiful…

November 14th, 2008

Siapakah ‘her’ yang dimaksudkan disiniew? Ah, yes, tak lain dan tak bukan, the one and only, Shasha (nick Shasha Penang). What? Donno who Shasha is? Hurmmm… Shasha Patel, the stunning Indian (though originally she’s Malay/ Muslim la kan – but she represented India la kan waktu contest itiew…) who clinched the title of Miss Universe Diva 2003/04 (that’s like 5 years back la kan) and with me, honored, satisfied and truly happy to be crowned as her runner-up that night. Haiyoh, tarak ingat ka the story? Bla bla bla… -> nah, link to that entry; nengok kat contest ke-3 yang Akak competed in 2003 tu, ha, that’s the pageant, that’s the one Akak dok babbling about nih! Hiks!

But anyways, Akak dalam entry nih bukannye nak brag about diri Akak lagi daaahhh… sebab, yerlah, hari tu dah buat dah? Cukup lah! OPS! Hehehe… No, seriously, kali nih Akak buat entry nih khas untuk jamahkan mata2 u ols semua, hasil sentuhan Giaphotography a.k.a. Giebam Si Tukang Make Up, as well as Tukang Gambar, dan jugak Tukang Edit Gambar. Eh, wait, Akak missing something here. As yes; Akak nak tayangkan kat u ols semua, gambar si Shasha yang maha stunning itiew, yang dipahamkan baru2 nih jer telah menjalankan sessi photography yer dengan Giebam lepas crowning her successor, Latisha, Miss USA who won Miss Universe Diva 2008/09 (note: A sincere congrats wishes to my KB, Miss Ginger who won 1st Runner-Up Best National Costume) Tapi Akak tak pasti la kan photo shoot buat tang mana, kat Penang ke, JB ke, or KL nuh.

Tapi yang pasti, hasil sentuhan dari photo shoot makcik nih, pastilah akan ado hasil lentikkan jari jemarinya mengedit dan mengvavavoomkan si Shasha yang dah memang a real stunner, a statuesque beauty of her own kind, reflecting her grace, elegance, poise and charm…

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It’s like we always dengar – kalau dah modelnye chantek, touch-up2 gedeboom gedebam, hasilnye, LAGI LA SUPER CHANTEK!!! Kan? Aiyoh! I could just stare and stare and stare at these photos for hours and after hours… Modelnye chantek, jelite, lemah lembut – si photographer-cum-editor-cum-makeupartiste nye piuler, sangat lah creative dan hebats sekal, hai… pendek katenye, I ols buat Desktop Wallpaper or Screensaver, can arh??? ;)

Quoting a little bit about the photographer ni yer from dia punye Myspace…

About me: GIEBAM ISMAIL | TUKANG MEKAP’s Blurbs
My shooting rates are very reasonable. Depending on the project I start at RM200 for a standard 1 hour session with a maximum of 2 looks. This does not include makeup and hair. You will receive 8 retouched images of my choosing out of the session on CD ready size 10×13 @ 300 dpi.

BOOK ME NOW bebeh!! FOR MORE DETAILS: queenbee_gie@yahoo.com. My latest photoworks for SHASHA! - http://www.myspace.com/zaharabakshi

Nahhh kau! Tak gherti2 contacting die kalo nak vavavoom serupa lagunih? Haiyoh! Segera!!! Mrasalah this entry act as a promo entry also kan? Jadi, Giebam, tak gherti2, promo entry kite dah buatkan – mrasalah upahnye nanti jgn lupa nah? Hahahaha mati la nangis teresak2 sambil hentak2 kaki dan jerit2 “NAKNAK JUGAKKK!!!”

PS: Mrasalah… mana dia tatau si Jeebsion csi_X itiew??? Ha…, makan hati dak cek oi? (NO, don’t answer that because I know what your answer’s gonna be – kekwat nih jawab “Dak pun”, kan? Macam la aku tak tatau hang! Ops!) Anyways, kalau hang gheti buat lagu nih, jgn malu jgn segan ya, mai mai la ke rumah bertandang kite bermain2 dengan Photoshop CS4 Extended ku… hiks!

Bile Akak nak find out what on earth is wrong eh…?

November 13th, 2008

What’s wrong with what!?! Haiyoh! Katanya this time Akak rasa, issue nih, just another one of those tiny ones lah kot tapi entah pasaipa Akak dinch hui la apakah reasonnye, what is the farrrkin’ wrong with it… Aiyoh, second time coming to third time you ask, what’s wrong with what? Ha – nih ha!!! Nengok pix2 dibawah iniew…

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Sila ambil perhatian yer; images nampak bagai got 4 different types of pix, kan? Tapi mrasalah got only 2 images jer, but at 2 different sizes… bagi memudahkan hampa mengenalpasti apakah salahsilapnya kat sitiew?

Dapat detect? Apekemendebendenye yang wrongnye itiew? Dapat? Ha, apadia? The X’mas decorative and colorful balls itiew persis yang kat umah Volksie? Now now, where’s your sense of minda berjalan pintar dan pantas memalam buto nih? Next. Ah yes, what? It seems like X’mas coming soon but it’s still November? DINCH LAH! Haiyoh! Look closeeely nahhh… mrasa Akak tempekkan yang dah dienlargekan katanya…

No no no! This is not a quiz or a game or matilah Miss Poll! Dinch! Memang ade somes-stings wrongs theres… haiyoh! Mrasa meh Akak perjelaskan sikiiit jer lagi…

Masa-e-lah pertama…

Nampak? Tgk arrow tu…

Now, mrasa, masa-e-lah kedua… (which I guess by right Akak just sumbat terus jer dua pix nih, tak yah berteka teki bagai, kan? Mati la saje nak memanjangkan entry! LOL!)

See where the arrow is pointing mointing? Noticed tak kat itu taskbar, motif the notification bagai dibelakang taskbar bersembunyik nampak separuh2 lite2?!?!?!?

Semput ok semput nak betulkan masa-e-lah kecik2 cam gitu! Hish!

Akak berharapans lah sangats2 akan moncolnye kelibat Hamba Allah memana yang nanti pastik bisa akan mengkeudarakan sebab2 mengapakah notifikasi kat taskbar itiew jadi cam gitiew noh? Sebab Akak dah

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