The following articles kaedahnye were taken from blog MN ni; not that Akak takleh nak come up with such entry, but this MN person (yang Akak tahu sangat sapadia – OPS!) wrote the articles so precisely short and simply, and have all the points laid out katanya so well, Akak just had just amek the points/ articles and placed ‘em right here in just one post (whereas si MN tu buat 2 posts la kan, hiks! Ya Ampun!!!)
Note the words, sentences, phrases marked in red font itiew, ha, those weren’t MN’s but actually Akak nye reply/ remark to MN’s points tu la, ok? Hiks!
6 SEBAB PONDAN2 DIBENCI LELAKI TULEN
- Over acting – cara catwalk lenggang lenggok mengalahkan model atas stage < - Haha Akak agee sangat² tapi masalahnye Akak pong, hahaha catwalk jugak! Mati la even when not in drag? LOL! Mati la mak!
- Makeup over macam pontianak harum sundal malam – bulu mata palsu mcm bulu mata unta, bedak foundation berteraboq, blusher merah menyala macam opera cina < - Yesza! Very der true - mati la make up chukkie yer? Hiks! Tapi tetap ni, biarpun chukkie, confidensi tahap cipan. Pi jugak cik'enduts. Pastu bila jantan naik meluat tgk, dah la perangai tergedik2, make up srupa hantian, trus depa tak tahan, hempuk sajork muka peponen tu dengan helmet, and lepas tu nangis teresak2 and kept on going... "Ape salah mak? Ape dosa mak?". Hahaha!
- Mulut puaka – suka carut org takdak had walaupun budak kecik umoq 2 tahun dok tgk2 dia < - nih, hat MN blog owner mulutneraka.blogspot tu pulak, lagumana? OPS! Matila budak 5 tahun caruts member Akak kat kmpungnye, terus dipeligannye budak tu and tangkap, terus rejam muka budak tu masuk ke bendang/ sawah padi. Haiyoh! Takuts! LOL!
- Miang, gatal tak bertempat – kalau cantik org tak kisah dikk, tapi kalau muka uols tu mcm toyol terendam dalam minyak diesel, jgn berangan nak menggatal..kang kena boh penyepak penerajang, naya jer..huhu < - Yesza... Akak very sure kes pondan kena hempuk helmets dia stadium tu antara salah satu contoh yer. Sekians! LOL!
- Ketiak KETIBA’ALAIKUM, mulut HABATA < - I think in EARTH lingo, the point simply means - KETIAK KEPAM BERBAU, MULUT ALSO, kan!?? Hiks!
- Suka cakap besaq – beli perfume RM10 kat Uptown, pi canang merata beli perfume kat QUEENSBAY MALL dgn harga RM250..Ingat org taktau ke dikk nak bezakan yang ori n pelesuu??? < - Hahahaha! Bagi Akak lew, mende immitations, produk busuk yang murah, all that can look like real branded stuffs, wangi and expensive, SEKIRANYA, si pembawak tu tau cara to bawak and dengan padanan yang sesuai. Kan...?
5 SEBAB PONDAN2 AKAN BERGADUH
- Kes jantan – punca utama bermasam muka 3-4 tahun < - Bagi Akak, to a certain extend, ya, true, this could be a factor. Altho Akak pun penah gone through such scene, tapi takder lah sampai 3 4 tahun kan. I think when you're older and much wiser, men can't absolutely be a point to gaduh with your bestie, kan? Hiks!
- Hutang sewa rumah < - No komen. Takpenah gone through this scene. NEXT!?!
- Pinjam wig pastu bagi rosak < - Hehehehe entah lah. Akak prolly jenis amek tak kesah, tak pandang sangats kot. Sentap lite² tu ada lah kot, tapi, tah la. Motif nak gaduh sakan pasai wig? In the first place, motif pinjamkan your best/ newest wigs? Tak leh kasik pinjam yang USED wiggerinas ke kan? Kalo dah rosak pun kaedahnye, "ADA AKU KESAH?" cam tu, kan? Hehehe...
- Mengadu domba – slalu jadi kat butik2 pengantin, pondan itu iri hati dengan kelebihan pndan lain, maka dia buat satu rancangan jahat iaitu dengan mengadu kat bossnye ttg masalah disiplin org yang dia dengki..Penyudahnya haruslah dia menang sbb pondan2 yang teraniaya ni tak suka gaduh-gaduh, berhenti keja trus < - Hmmm I get this feeling yang this 2nd article pasal 'SEBAB2' ni, based on MN's personal experience ka kat boutique itiew? Lalalalalala...
- Duit – hutang tak reti2 nak bayar, masa pinjam mulut manis mengalahkan gula < - Hahaha memangs! And this don't just happen kat peponens sajork - it happens among straight ppl too Akak believev, kan? Hahahaha...
Ehek ehek! (Haaa mai dah wabak dok tak dudok gelak ‘ehek ehek’ ni! Ish! Lama dah tak mai, tetiber je kali ni mai balik. Hish! Awat tatau? Signs of requiring McD for dinner ke!?! OPS!). Anyways, mrasalah, komenz nah??? (Aiyoh! Sebut ja McD tetiber peruts berbunyik! Haippp!!! Diam la peruts! McD dah tutup! Its 10.02pm! Hush now hush!!!)
PS: If Akak nak tambah 1 sebab lagi to the 2nd article pasal 5 Sebab Pondan² Akan Bergaduh itiew, and make it a complete 6 sebabs, can arh? Hiks!
Sebab ke-6 Pondan² Akan Bergaduh:
- Bila pondan bermulut jahat dan sebarkan pitenah – true, this may looked like point number 4 tapi ini point Akak yang Akak rasa has a much wider scope, bkanka? In Article 1, sure, pondan mulut jah, membuatkan jantan meluat. Bagi Akak, bukan geng jantan jer meluat – komuniti pepondan lain pun rasa cam nak hempok jer muka pondan mul jah tu dengan, helmet? DINCH! Heels? DINCH! Akak bagi dia trima rasa dihempok dengan frying pan macam dalam kartun tu kan! Only this time, lepas hempok dengan frying pan, Akak simbah dengan minyak pastu lightkan… eh – GILA!?! Akak maybe on the verge dapat title pondan kaki pukul but am not a murderer tau! Akak nak cakap, lepas Akak simbah minyak tu, Akak lightkan ROKOK Akak ler, and watch as I laugh with that ‘Volksie’ Evil Laugh style, and then after a short few seconds, Akak just petik the ciggie and campakkan jer, malas nak habiskan rokok itiew – and then KABOOMMM!!! Pondan bermul jah now HISTORY! OPS! Did I just dropped the ciggie? Owh, guess I did! OPS again! Lalalalala…
Ok dak? Lalalala…