… and right after saying that, as Dona teleng pusing the other way round and not looking at Akak, I’d prolly lipsy her hubby, si Abang F itiew and say…
Well, not as much as I love you, my dear Abang F (who every time kalo duduk jer surely have to terkangkang a bit giving room for the crampy-crotch to breath which membuatkan Akak’s heart terus terbenam-sedut masuk to my stomach which eventually falls right out of my arse… *sopan la sikit kan, dari I sebut ASS, kan, tak gitu Minister Rais Yatim? Eh, wait, if I follow his advise, I’d be saying ASS instead of ARSE, right or not? Owh well… whatever-lah!!!*)
Hiks! Anyways, back to the issue ‘Owh-I-so-have-to-love-you-too-Dona’ itiew yer, Akak was browsing la kan through the websites and what not across the entire word-wide-universe net nih, you know, for stuffs, for my blog’s ‘unfinished’ layout ni la kan, when I came across this lurrrvely foto… which kalo dalam FaceBook, the next possible-lines-of-command would be… “What’s on your mind” bile nak share the photos/ links/ notes bagai, right or not? Hehe… Welll… IF Akak was to share this on FaceBook, it’ll prolly be somes-stings like these lines la gamaknye kot yang Akak would have written especially for the ever so lovely big-sista… (‘Big’? Ops! Adek no komen! Love you too, Dona dahling! Lalalala…)
The image (tiki.png) yang telah menjadi the source of my mrapu-rapek-ness for today!
Matilah INI lah yang dinamakan usaha-gigih-jitu-murni for the sake of a beladddi-hell single post! Hiks!
(Just in case the image above dok-tak-dudok doesn’t show up katanya *Haiyoh! Percubaan sabotage berganda ke ni? Hahaha!*) “What’s on my ‘belaaadie’ ‘moinnnd’??? (Errr, the ‘moinnnd’ word notes the excellent BrEE-ish-slang nah!?!) Well I’ll tell you na… and it is spelled as “D… O… N… A…”! Yes, its “PEAR-PETS”! (Errr, ‘pear-pets’ = ‘pepets’, get it!?! Aiyoh! Perlu-kah be this slow-coach? At this rate, I might as well give full content, word-by-word definisi, kan? Hiks!).
Sorry Dona hun! Its not the “drinkin’-mabuk-berdusa-mati-lah-dikau” part that got me instantly ter-think of you… but it’s ala² ‘Aloha-Hawaiian girl’ image in that red dress with that pathetically-busuk red flower ‘disisip-ditepi-menambahkan-element-kononnye-manis-lahhh’ tu, buatkan aku tringat trus menerus tanpa sekatan batasan kepada engkau! So very der similar-the-same-one in every way… bukankah gitu!?! (Errr, I believe this is the part I should get ready to PECUT!) Ops!”
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But since namanye Akak ni seorang adek yang disayangi-senantiasa oleh the ever so lovely pasangan suams-ists, Abang F & Dona, (Yes, that Abang F got name lar and its not just F or F-word tu tau! Hanjs la korang ni! I’m just keeping it anonymous sajor – ops! Anonymous sangat ley? LOL!) dimana si ists nyer itiew sudi-tahap-gaban sharing her laki in bed with Akak ni la kan (provided she gets the front row seat, watching *damn!* – if not joining the aksi la kan *damn! damn! Double damn!*) – errr, wait, what was my point? Ah yes. Since I’m so baik-hati-sangat-hormati meke² yang jauh bribu² lemon-tua nya dari diri Akak ini, dan karna sayangnya diri ini pada seorang kakaks yang slamber-berteteqs besau ini, maka, I’ve decided NOT to share the photo/ image, included what I wrote/ what was on my mind, concerning the photo/ implying to Sista Dona darling… See! Am I sweet or am i sweet? Sanggup ni, kubarkan niat nak publicly-humiliate kakaks terchenta in FaceBook and went on clicking the ‘CANCEL’ button instead of ‘SHARE’ button itiew? Aiyoh. I’m such an angel, am I not? Hiks!…
Emmm tapi kan… apekejadahnye dengan entry/ blog post ini, KAN!?! Bukankah tema-nya sama like clicking the ‘SHARE’ button, but instead of men-sabotage hidupnya di FaceBook, I decided to do it in my blog and mengompangkan kesah ini di Twitter dan FaceBook status??? Hehehehe…
Adalah biadaps sekali yer fenomena ini dan Akak sangat gumbira! And with that, I thank you… (No more ‘On your mark’ ‘Ready’ ‘Get set!’ ‘Go!!!’ dah ni! Ini dah “I’ll see you later na!?! DAAA!!!” gittu… Ya Ampun Dona! Can I still have Abang F!?! OPS!)
