“Dead or Alive” ? -> Sesuatuh kan? And for a group of musicians to be using such words/ phrase as their group/ band name, bagi Akak lah kan… LAGI sesuatuhs! Very der ala² like Tom Hanks’ latest movie itiew, “ANGELS & DEMONS”… kan? Hahaha… (Well actually, nothing so much persamaan pon in the first place… LOL!)
Anyways anyhow… kaedahnye, I came across this page yang got this groups’ discography torrent download which not only displays the link to the download, but also whats in it – I mean, apakah content nye yer. And the followings are the first few, say, 11 songs kot, yang ade dalam that torrent download file (semuanya actually a total of 132 songs rasenye…):
Dead Or Alive Discography
# 01 – What I Want.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 02 – Misty Circles.mp3 | 3.3 MB | Type: Audio
# 03 – Do It.mp3 | 3.6 MB | Type: Audio
# 04 – I’d do anything.mp3 | 3.8 MB | Type: Audio
# 05 – That’s the Way (I like it).mp3 | 3.4 MB | Type: Audio
# 06 – You Make Me Wanna.mp3 | 2.7 MB | Type: Audio
# 07 – Sit On It.mp3 | 2.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 08 – Wish You Were Here.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 09 – Absolutely Nothing.mp3 | 4 MB | Type: Audio
# 10 – Far Too Hard.mp3 | 4.1 MB | Type: Audio
# 11 – You Spin Me Round (like a record).mp3 | 3.1 MB | Type: Audio
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Ok now, look at the list… carefully now, look at the title of the songs ya… Just like what Akak did the first time. And guess what? Akak immediately got an idea of…
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THIS! Hiks!
Nukilan sepi buat kekaseh, hasil peng-kompilasi-an lagu² (name of the songs are highlighted in bold font ya) from the above-said group, yang tidak official, malah, men-sial-kan lagi keadaan, ado lah! Woooppps!!! Owh and erm, by Nurlea Laurielle (tetap ni nak kreditkan diri sendiri ni! LOL!)
To my dearest lover…
Hi. How are you? ASL/ STATS please? OPS! (Matila tema skript permulaan dalam mIRC, kan? Lalalala…) I’ve been longing to tell you this, the answer to your question – “Darling, what do you want?”. I’ve been meaning to find ways to tell you and I guess the only way I could tell you what I want is through this letter… So, you really what to know What I Want? What I want would be something special. What I want would be for us to be together, under some Misty Circles glowing, and appearing right before us, as you hold me in my arms… And when that happens, I shall let you Do It. Do what? Remember the promise, “I’d do anything for you…”? Yes, I’m ready for you to do anything and everything and whatever that thing you shall be doing to me, I want you to do it hard, because That’s the Way (I like it). I love you so much, owh my love. Whenever I’m with you, always You Make Me Wanna go right up to your face and Sit On It but I never had the guts to do so or even tell you. That’s why it’s been so hard for me to tell you… Owh darling… how I Wish You Were Here because as I’m writing this letter to you now, I am wearing Absolutely Nothing. Yes, I know I could just settle the urge I’m having tonight with my collections of artificial male genitals of different colors and sizes (some of ‘em vibrates too, battery-operated of course…) which I’ve been collecting when I travel abroad all these while, but then, all of ‘em, despite the various tastes and shapes, all of ‘em are not the same like yours… Yours darling, would be Far Too Hard for any of these rubbers to be compared to… And above all my precious, these dangling DIY-orgasm tools, don’t make me spin the way you do! You Spin Me Round (like a record)!!!. Owh darling! Come to now. And cum too! (OPS!!! Matila I’m late to go out to meet CA because of this entry/ letter! Damnit! Errr now, sape yang really having the urges ni? Me of this fictional woman in need of her man ni? Confusing tau! OPSSS LAGI! Lalala!)
Sincerely yours…
The Weeping Widow ?
Kan? Hiks! Owh, and em, DISCLAIMER: The ‘letter’ has no double triple meaning behind it, and plus the writer i.e. moi, had intentions at all to make fun, criticize, condemn, or humiliate any parties or any of the names of the songs from the group’s discography list. Just so happens the idea came in spontaneously as I see it. Lalalala… and it’s only for personal use, for the purpose as an entry/ part of an entry of this blog. Spank yiew, eh, I mean, Thank you… Ops!
Ok now – am off! DUIYEN! Owh JC! Hold on! This JANDA MERANA is coming! Lalalala… Hahahahaha!
Dead or Alive are a British New Wave band from Liverpool, England that rose to popularity during the 1980s, and evolved from the late 1970s Gothic rock band Nightmares in Wax.They are best known for their 1985 #1 UK hit single, 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)'. More about this band at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29)
Matila POKOK JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - kesahnye nama pokok tu asal2nya THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE, tapi, gara2 nak di Bahasa Melayu kan nye, terus, sign kat pokok tu yang ado kat Tasek KJ tu ditukarkan kepada JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - hellow? WILLOW? WIDOW? Jauh sangat larinnye tema tu, kan? Kan 5thE? Kan Volksie? Hahaha! Matila last part ni takder kene mengena pun dengan surat buat kekasih yang puitis itiew tadi, kan? Hahaha!