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Dan tiber tiber…

February 5th, 2010

As Akak was doin’ Akak nye usual web browsing, searchin’ for stuffs and what not bagai, bagi tujuan personal dan jugak kerje la katanya, Akak dengan tak semena2 terbeliak bijik mata di kala mata dah mula sayu kusu layu bagai kan… terus fresh katanya! LOL!

Kaedahnye… motif??? Bahasa apakah iniew???

iKonek
Ngeh ngeh ngeh

See I told u – mula mula iPod. Then iPhone. Then now iPad. Ha, yang LEBIH now, mrasalah – iKonek! Hiks!

Hmmm… Ini srupa kes kaedahnye macam Akak gi Istanbul dulu tu – ingat? Kes kedai namanya ZAKAR tapi jual karpet ka, barang kemas tah? Ha… ini also same same kes la kot, kan? Bahasa Istanbul ke? Ops! (Mati la WikiP*ki katanya, kan? LOL!)

Happy Weekendings semua! Muahs!

Wannna see cemana bile Akak geram kat office!?!

February 3rd, 2010

These past few days kan since the last post Akak blogged pasal the ever so pelik iPad tu (ish! iPad la pulak – what will they think of next? iBra? Ops!), Akak have been very stressed tau at work, busy not to mention, and plus, at times, very der very geram ya amats tau; at times with the work itself, at times with si Jeebsion tu (OPS!) and at time, just geram dengan ChiChi (si Jeebsion nye cat – and not to mention dengan si Comel gigirl tu jugak – lepas2 branak jer, makin mengada! Haha!).

And just this afternoon, I got to know about this video yang Akak rasa sangatlah sesuai dijadikan panduan untuk anda2 yang nak tgk cemana gayanya when Akak naik hantian naik geram brabuk and very der upsets! Mrasa la terus Akak uploadkan this video, buat tatapan semua, so that kalo ado yang tetiber sengaja carik pasal nak kasik Akak naik hantian, ha, awas…! Hehehe…

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It will be something like this lar…

And when Akak said something like this tu, I really meant ’something like this aje’ occayyy… and bukan exactly like this tau!

Ko kenapa tetiber nak speku bile Akak naik hantian sawan jer, meradang ngamok bagai jer, Akak terus2 aje feeling2 nak sumbatkan remote controls ke lublub jubs Akak – Ko gile?!!! Ada banyak menatang lain lagi boleh Akak gunakan, alih2 nak guna remote control?!! Habis tu nak tgk tv/ pasang music kat stereo (whatever remote control that is la kan, hehehe) dengan apenye kalau dah disumbatkan ke dalam lubs2 jubs Akak ni ha? Hahahah!

Sape cakap Military-men got only 1 type of uniform!?!

January 28th, 2010

Angkat tangan!?! Sape yang cakap/ believe that these boys/ men in uniforms, got only 1 type of mat-terap-kind-of uniform jer??? Well, you thought wrong! What you believed tu, karut!

These boys/ men don’t just have that one type of uniform, ape, what do they call it? Ape tah? Celorong? Celerong? Ala – you guys know what I mean. Ginger lagi tau, kan? Dia kan pernah jadik duta uniform/ pakaian rasmi/ model untuk uniform puak2 Angkatan Tentera DiRaja Malaysia, ATM katanya, kan? Hiks!

Clust tak?
Clust lah! Lepas ni Kakak Ginger nak gi berperang di medan tempur di DUBAI katanya pada hari VALENTINES DAY ini yer - ops!

Annnyways… berbalik kepada topic citernye kali ni… Yes! Untuk pengetahuan semua, meka2 puak2 tentera ni, diaorang ade uniform lain juger yer, and kalu nak tahu, hikhokhikhok, you know what to do… click clock cleck! Hiks!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Clust kan?

Fashionable Army?
Who can tell, sape antara 3 orang askar ni, yang ade fashion-style-sense siket dalam diri sanubarinya itiew? Hiks! Love the combi-redness top and boxer itiew, kan? Lalalala!
Soldiers from the U.S. Army First Battalion, 26th Infantry take defensive positions at firebase Restrepo after receiving fire from Taliban positions in the Korengal Valley of Afghanistan’s Kunar Province, in this May 11, 2009 file photo. Spc. Zachery Boyd of Fort Worth, TX, far left was wearing “I love NY” boxer shorts after rushing from his sleeping quarters to join his fellow platoon members. From far right is Spc. Cecil Montgomery of Many, LA and Jordan Custer of Spokane, WA, center. (AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)

Mati la Akak! Lari dulu sebelum Akak kena tembak dengan senapang gajah! Hahaha!

Tennis, anyone?

January 27th, 2010

Mrasa now, who vants to flay tenniz wiz Akak??? Hey don’t play play arh! My moaning for each stroke I make as the ball hits the surface of the stick Akak holding tu (AIYOH! Akak was referring to the tennis reket tu ler, yang Akak pegang2 tu, nak main bola tennis tu, ish! Otak masing2, tak ingat! Lucah! Ops!), very der Martina Navratilova pon confirm re-retire ok buat kali kedua; Serena Williams also sanggup surrender awai2 dengan Akak tau! Even Martina Hingis pon nangis kuar hingus tau! Hiks!

Martina Navratilova
Martina Navratilova, smiling, as she re-bersara dari donia tennis dengan kemunculannye Akak dipersada moaning, eh, tennis I mean! OPS! Dia senyummm jer, dinch sedeh, pelessi jugak ke? Dia taste kat Akak la tu! OPS!
Serena Williams
Katanya Serena Williams on Grass - clust! Reminds me of Ginger la pulak tetiber, kan? HAHAHA!
Martina Hingis
Martina Hingis - Nevermind her on the right side of the pic, soalan Akak, Anna Kourkova tu, adek bradek Victoria Secret\'s Angel, si Karolina Kourkova tu ke eh? And after answering that, baru korang jawabs - these two ladies ni, si Anna and Martina ni, lesvos meh?

Whatever – anyways… hiks! Mrasalah! Who wants to play play tennis balls, eh, tennis, with Akak, cepat? Lets! How to play? LIKE THIS!

Tennis-Anyone?
Tennis, anyone??? Ops! (PS - 2nd OPS coming up - I ols rase cam candiew jew avang activist itiew, kan? Macam, selammmbakkk kemeriahannye terserlah - aiyoh! OPS! EH, make that 3 ops! HAHAHA!)

“A Palestinian demonstrator uses a tennis racket to return an empty tear gas canister at Israeli soldiers during a protest against the controversial Israeli barrier in the West Bank village of Bilin near Ramallah October 23, 2009. (REUTERS/Yannis Behrakis)”

HA! Like this lah! Dinch la mau perlu guna the yellowish greenish hard-not-so-so balls pelbagai brandings sekarang ni katanya kan… mrasalah kite guna BOMB saja! Sure lepas hit it, maka, BERDENTUMLAH kebaaabbooommm side pihak opponent kite itiew, kan? Hiks! (Asal tetiber hari ni Akak rase, macam, Akak ngajar buat jahat jer ni – cakap pasal sticks, balls, itu ini, and now, this? Heheheh – nak buat cemana – trend… wahhh gitu! HAHAHA!

Wahhh… GIGIH! Tekun! Yakin! Hebats lah!

January 26th, 2010

At some point in our lives kan, we’re surely akan terserempak with images, videos, things, people, events and etc. yang akan ala ala inspirekan us to be better, kan? (Yer, biarpun Akak telahpun dinobatkan as HERO yer yang gambarnye diriku diabadikan dalam wallet lah, posters lah, tak tahan sekali, photo frame ala ala pemuja dipuja bagai tu kan… hiks! What Akak talking the abouts? Mrasalah check the previous posting itiew, hish!) Aaaanyways, as Akak was saying, biarpun Akak dosi bergelar HERO, and ppl should look up to me and nampak Akak as being inspiring katanya kan, still, Akak humble down to the very grave the earth one ok… still,… Akak mampu, to find others yang LEBIH inspiring untuk Akak terusmajukentalkan diri Akak iniew… (kental? Hurmmm nape Akak tetiber tringat curly-fries Mc D tatau tetiber? Owh no wonder la – lunch time! HIKS!)

Anyways, mrasalah, nak tak see what Akak maksud-bebelkan kat that opening paragraph yang penuh mampat dan jitu itiew? Come come, Akak sharing is caring. Perhaps and hopefully la kan, it shall inspire u ols too! I know JEEBSION will get inspired too – if only he’s up from bed now! CHIT!

Photographer Gigih
Photographer of the Year Akak kasik title kat kau tau! Jeebsion, bila lagi? Come come, lemme semaaaasshhhhh your feet, mau? Ops!

AP photographer Emilio Morenatti takes pictures as he is carried on a stretcher out of the University of Maryland Medical Center’s R Adams Cowley Shock Trauma Center to be transferred to the Kernan Orthopaedics and Rehabilitation Hospital in Baltimore, Tuesday Aug. 25, 2009. Morenatti, whose left foot was amputated after a bomb blast in Afghanistan, was transferred Tuesday to a rehabilitation hospital in Baltimore, where he will be fitted for a prosthesis. (AP Photo/Enric Marti)

Ha tudiah! Itulah yang dikatakan, sudahlah jatuh ditimpa tangga, NEVER abaikan each passing moment yang mendatang biarpun in pain karna masa itiew emas – well, in this case, masa itiew adalah, what, darah kah? Matilah dia gigih nak snappy2, mesti tgh tak rasa pa per pain sekali pon kat kakinye itiew, kan? Hiks! (Jeebsion! Mari, apa kata Akak BOMBkan kaki yiew – see if you’d be on the katil usung kat spital tu with you Nikon masih di galaih dileher hang and do snappy2… kan? Lets! Experimentasikan? Matila Akak jap lagi – Lalalala…)

PS: Inspired tak u ols2 semua? Mesti inspired jugak kan? Tak kira walau apa kondisi we’re in katanya, apa yang kita minat itiew harus kita teruskan… dan diteruskan… biarpon dilabelkan as tak serik2… kan? (Motif? Hint2 apakah? Hahahaha!)

Kalu yer pon nak menyanyi, perlu laaa pose² like this?

November 23rd, 2009

Feeling² gerand? Feeling² singing from the heart, ley??? Aiyoh… Dok tak dudok pinggang tu dok elok lagi – kot² satgi, b’coz of such pose, mrasa, osteoporosis diusia muda… TAHNIAH! Muahahaha!

What pose? This pose lar…

Pose Beyonce
Pose gerannnddd Beyonce... hohoh... ko ado!?! LOL!

Yang penting, Akak tak sanggup hokkay… tak sanggup! (Errr… tak sanggup ke… TAK MAMPU!?! LOL! Mati la nak duduk ‘katak’ pon dah mengah! LOL!)

Dead or Alive – a band – and my goodness, what a band!!?

September 6th, 2009

“Dead or Alive” ? -> Sesuatuh kan? And for a group of musicians to be using such words/ phrase as their group/ band name, bagi Akak lah kan… LAGI sesuatuhs! Very der ala² like Tom Hanks’ latest movie itiew, “ANGELS & DEMONS”… kan? Hahaha… (Well actually, nothing so much persamaan pon in the first place… LOL!)

Anyways anyhow… kaedahnye, I came across this page yang got this groups’ discography torrent download which not only displays the link to the download, but also whats in it – I mean, apakah content nye yer. And the followings are the first few, say, 11 songs kot, yang ade dalam that torrent download file (semuanya actually a total of 132 songs rasenye…):

Dead Or Alive Discography

# 01 – What I Want.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 02 – Misty Circles.mp3 | 3.3 MB | Type: Audio
# 03 – Do It.mp3 | 3.6 MB | Type: Audio
# 04 – I’d do anything.mp3 | 3.8 MB | Type: Audio
# 05 – That’s the Way (I like it).mp3 | 3.4 MB | Type: Audio
# 06 – You Make Me Wanna.mp3 | 2.7 MB | Type: Audio
# 07 – Sit On It.mp3 | 2.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 08 – Wish You Were Here.mp3 | 4.9 MB | Type: Audio
# 09 – Absolutely Nothing.mp3 | 4 MB | Type: Audio
# 10 – Far Too Hard.mp3 | 4.1 MB | Type: Audio
# 11 – You Spin Me Round (like a record).mp3 | 3.1 MB | Type: Audio

Ok now, look at the list… carefully now, look at the title of the songs ya… Just like what Akak did the first time. And guess what? Akak immediately got an idea of…

THIS! Hiks!

Nukilan sepi buat kekaseh, hasil peng-kompilasi-an lagu² (name of the songs are highlighted in bold font ya) from the above-said group, yang tidak official, malah, men-sial-kan lagi keadaan, ado lah! Woooppps!!! Owh and erm, by Nurlea Laurielle (tetap ni nak kreditkan diri sendiri ni! LOL!)

To my dearest lover…

Hi. How are you? ASL/ STATS please? OPS! (Matila tema skript permulaan dalam mIRC, kan? Lalalala…) I’ve been longing to tell you this, the answer to your question – “Darling, what do you want?”. I’ve been meaning to find ways to tell you and I guess the only way I could tell you what I want is through this letter… So, you really what to know What I Want? What I want would be something special. What I want would be for us to be together, under some Misty Circles glowing, and appearing right before us, as you hold me in my arms… And when that happens, I shall let you Do It. Do what? Remember the promise, “I’d do anything for you…”? Yes, I’m ready for you to do anything and everything and whatever that thing you shall be doing to me, I want you to do it hard, because That’s the Way (I like it). I love you so much, owh my love. Whenever I’m with you, always You Make Me Wanna go right up to your face and Sit On It but I never had the guts to do so or even tell you. That’s why it’s been so hard for me to tell you… Owh darling… how I Wish You Were Here because as I’m writing this letter to you now, I am wearing Absolutely Nothing. Yes, I know I could just settle the urge I’m having tonight with my collections of artificial male genitals of different colors and sizes (some of ‘em vibrates too, battery-operated of course…) which I’ve been collecting when I travel abroad all these while, but then, all of ‘em, despite the various tastes and shapes, all of ‘em are not the same like yours… Yours darling, would be Far Too Hard for any of these rubbers to be compared to… And above all my precious, these dangling DIY-orgasm tools, don’t make me spin the way you do! You Spin Me Round (like a record)!!!. Owh darling! Come to now. And cum too! (OPS!!! Matila I’m late to go out to meet CA because of this entry/ letter! Damnit! Errr now, sape yang really having the urges ni? Me of this fictional woman in need of her man ni? Confusing tau! OPSSS LAGI! Lalala!)

Sincerely yours…
The Weeping Widow ?

Kan? Hiks! Owh, and em, DISCLAIMER: The ‘letter’ has no double triple meaning behind it, and plus the writer i.e. moi, had intentions at all to make fun, criticize, condemn, or humiliate any parties or any of the names of the songs from the group’s discography list. Just so happens the idea came in spontaneously as I see it. Lalalala… and it’s only for personal use, for the purpose as an entry/ part of an entry of this blog. Spank yiew, eh, I mean, Thank you… Ops!

Ok now – am off! DUIYEN! Owh JC! Hold on! This JANDA MERANA is coming! Lalalala… Hahahahaha!

Dead or Alive are a British New Wave band from Liverpool, England that rose to popularity during the 1980s, and evolved from the late 1970s Gothic rock band Nightmares in Wax.They are best known for their 1985 #1 UK hit single, 'You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)'. More about this band at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_or_Alive_%28band%29)
Matila POKOK JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - kesahnye nama pokok tu asal2nya THE WEEPING WILLOW TREE, tapi, gara2 nak di Bahasa Melayu kan nye, terus, sign kat pokok tu yang ado kat Tasek KJ tu ditukarkan kepada JANDA MENANGIS/ MERANA - hellow? WILLOW? WIDOW? Jauh sangat larinnye tema tu, kan? Kan 5thE? Kan Volksie? Hahaha! Matila last part ni takder kene mengena pun dengan surat buat kekasih yang puitis itiew tadi, kan? Hahaha!

Selamat menghayati Ramadhan Al-Mubarak…

August 21st, 2009

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak 2009
Ramadhan Al-Mubarak 2009

Ramadhan Al-Mubarak menjelma kembali, mrasalah kita beribadah padaNYA sepanjang sebulan ini dengan melaksanakan apa yang dikehendakkiNya, dan mengelakkan dari melakukan menda² yang ditegahNya… Bagi Akak, Akak gumbira sangats as Akak can take this opportunity to tingkatkan kegigihan diets Akak. Ops! Mati la diet berpuasa sesunggoh² hati di siang hari – tapi time bukak puasa, dan sebelum sahur, haiyoh, melantak tak hengat donia, kan? Srupa tak yah diet sajork, tak gitu, CA? OPS!

Utusan buat Volksie… yang tidak kesampaian… OPS!

August 18th, 2009

Eh wait wait… Utusan, or Perutusan? Same jer la kot. Hehehe… errr… or sepatutsnye, WARKAH? Matilah pangkalnye, utusan ka, perutusan ke, warkah ke, semuanya TETAP, DELAYED! Ya Ampuns!!!

No wonder lah Akak dinch trima SMS berbau-reading… “You, received the card. Thanks… *and bla bla bla so and so forth it continues*…” from si Volksie; I tot to myself, takkan la Volksie tak trasa nak hantar SMS buat Akak acknowledging that he sudah received my card itiew, kan? Or, if not that, ni mesti POS MALAYSIA salah hantar nih or depa tak hantar langsung!!! Sentap nih! Tapi, rupo²nyo, hehehe ADO? Nan ado dihantarkan pun in the first place. Hahaha…

Hurmmm… Tapi kan… Mrasalah takkan 1 card, untuk Volksie jer? Tak logggikkk tak logik, bak kata Rania Escova (the term ‘Tak logik’ tu adalah bahasan harian Rania, btw. Sikit² ‘Tak logik’, itu ini, ‘Tak logik’… Habis ape yang logiknye? YOU!?! Ops!). Anyways, kalu semua agree, it is tak logik if Akak just terjumpa this 1 card, just this one card dalam simpanan Akak yang masih tidak dipostokan, maka, logiknya pulak ialah… (sambil semunyik²kan kad kad untuk FIFI, GINGER, KW, LEEZ, BELLE TOH PUAN SRI, dan lain lain… OPS!)… err entah la u ols. Akak pun tak brapa betoi sangat ni, so tak pasti la logiknya tang mana… Lalalalala… (mujurlah I cannot find those cards for those ppl Akak mentioned kat atas tu, termasuk with the ‘lain lain’ lagi tu. Or else, penat la nak scanning one by one, bit by bit nak edit bagai – OPS! Mati la berkira! Hahahaha!)

PS: Mana CA tatau? CA! Lets! Kita kuar shopperinas, mrasa? Boleh I ols beli kad raya untuk THIS year piuler… kan? Mrasalah kali ni I akan pastikan semua kad kad itiew di hantar. Kalau depa tak dapat jugak, MEMANG salah postman! Ops!

Bile larrr gamaknye ‘this’ broadway nak sampai Istana Budaya tatau?

August 17th, 2009
If macam ni la Broadway Bears, mrasalah full house all the way, kans? Yang pasti Akak nak pi tiap² malam - tudiah!

If macam ni la Broadway Bears, mrasalah full house all the way, kans? Yang pasti Akak nak pi tiap² malam - tudiah!

Fifi, any ideas? Ramalans? Kalau ade news about it – book me the VIP tickets na? Book for me, not 1, not 2, but 10 yer! Ops!!!

Broadway Bears - 'Backstage pass'? Yes, no please, I'll pass not. Hahaha!!!

Broadway Bears - 'Backstage pass'? Yes, no please, I'll pass not. Hahaha!!!

If ‘Patung Kertas’ ie. ‘Paper Dolls’ show itiew berjaya sampai repeat-orders katanya, mrasalah, takkan lah, macam ni, sing sing sing, with less clothes on, tak boleh kots? OPS!!! Mati la asking for too much! HAHAHA!

PS: Mr. Kenneth, itu tiket VIP 10 tu, bill send to ur office, or ur residential address tatau? OPPPSSS! Selamat hari Isnin! Lalalala!…

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