1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Sit down dengan dia. Talk rationally, if possible dengan si third party itiew sekali… NOT! As if! Harus la Akak brambus jer. Motif nak terhegeh² dok mengadap lover lagi? And takder takdernye nak drama² DQ bagai ni.
Aku sudah tidak percaya samamu lagi… Lebih baik kusegera angkat kaki… Aku benci (benci) pada dirimu… Aku bosan (bosan) pada dirimu…
(Eeeerrr ok I think the last lirik tu Akak pakai main hentam ikut suka maknenek aku jer la, kan? LOL! NEXT Q please!
2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
I wish to a rich girl! (sambil pasang² lagu Gwen Stefani’s “Rich Girl” katanya… Hiks!)
3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
YOURS for asking! (Tah ler sape sape agaknye kan since Akak tak ingat sapa yang pass it down to me! Hehehe!) Ok ok, orang lain, erm, jap jap – ah yes – JEEBSION! Ooops!!!
4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
I’d be busy counting the billions of dollars that I have with me katanya… hahahah!
5. Will you fall in love with your bestfriend?
WILL I or WOULD I? I don’t know for sure if I WILL, but I would if my best friend is ‘orang itiew…’. Hiks! Tapi, katanya kalau KB Akak itiew dalam banyak² KBs tetiber, RANIA, aiyoh! Akak sanggup pelessi dengan pokok ketapang for the rest of my middle-age season! Hiks!
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
LOVING YOURSELF and enjoying the blessed, sensation feeling of yourself slowly touching yourself with sheer pleasure and love – Aiyoh! Apakah? Orgasm!? Tidak!!!
7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
If it takes me a lifetime pun tak kisah! Dari Akak yang nak terhegeh² katanya pi menempek nayang menyerangguh muka aku kat si dia itiew…
8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Slap myself for the one he’s attached with is not me. And then I’ll grab a knife if not scissors, and gi carik mangsa sialan itiew and kill kill kill her, chop chop chop katanya! Hiks!
9. What do you pray each day for your loved one?
“Dear God… please make Rania fatter than me… Ginger gets older LEBIH KETARA diwajahnya… CA beri lebih diskaun kat Spring Leaf… Mamizackzalia gagal dalam perancangan mendominasi-harta-pusaka ORKED dirumah BBM!” Tudiah! Hehehehe… If I were to continue this kan, semua ade doa² Akak kasik… Fifi… WaziVolksie… Nabilla Natasya and Honey Hanie Hunny… semua ade sorang² Akak sediakan doa². Tapi, maaf. Masa tak brapa nak mengizinkan. Dilain waktu kita ketemu ya? HAHAHA!
10. What takes you down the fastest?
Errr… take me down where?
11. How would you see yourself in ten years time?
Older than today?
12. What do you really want at the moment of responding to this tag?
I want to mandi now as I need to go out to Perlis! Ish!
13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Manusia yang gila² tadak keja also! Ops!
14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
I’d rather be a married but single type of person, poor pada mata kasar tapi sebenarnye kaya ya amats! HAHAHAHA! (The first one tu, sial sangat kan? Lebih suka be married, tapi feeling² single – ape tu diaorang cakap? Ha… Married but available? Hehehe. What, you think ada SINGLE but NOT AVAILABLE saje ke? Apa apa pun semuanya ade kontra konti kontot katanya, kan? Hehehe…)
15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
That’s the thing, I DON’T SLEEP! Tudiah! Mati la zombie! Hahahaha. If zombie, then, I guess, the first thing I’d do is, unfold myself dari lilitan kain kapan Parsi? OPS!
16. What’s the character must have in your partner?
Character tu ala ala Karakatur ke? Ops!
17. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Dua dua sekali – mrasalah THREESOME katanya kan? The more the merrier, bukanka?
18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Tgk keadaan lah. Am only human. Motif feeling² dewa dewi nak be all humble and takde nak menyentap ngamok bagai? Maybe just for awhile jer kot. Lepas tu, lepas dah minum air ais batu lima enam puluh gelas, ok la kot, cool down da la kot kan… Hiks!
19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
Sometimes I prefer being single. Sometimes I prefer being in a relationship. But most of the time I prefer to just be alone and touch myself – AIYOH! Sialnye unsur² MOTNES dan SEAN CODY mula menular!?! Hahahahah! 5thE! Tak baik la yiew ni! OPS!
20. Would you rather be an angel, or a bitch/son of a bitch?
Mazer of all angels yang ada anak of a bitch? OPS!
Suke tak? Suke la! Kalo tak suke pun, gagah pi la suka jugak! Hiks! So sapa² nak buat, mrasa, Akak tag hampa secara HALUS katanya. Hiks! Yang hat secara terang²an, mrasalah, C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova! Mrasa mrasa mrasa buat! Akak nak baca!
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