Posts Tagged ‘clips’

Never coba bring warga Emas naik keta like this nah…

November 22nd, 2009

UPDATED: Mrasa, after u ols toggle the (Show/ hide rest of post content) itiew, now got two videos. The second one tu yang LEBIH precise and complete – the first one tu vusuks, sebab depa cut the most important msg of all from the vid… yes… regarding the point where it is not normal for a woman to drive like that… a woman who promised to take ol’ folks asal2 nya nak gi picnic, alih2, nahhh, ado!?! Hahahah!

Somemore… if you’re on a record-breaking or making attempt, never ok! NEVER bawak orang2 tua togezer²…

If they don’t puke, they would probably do somesthings else to make your attempt, FAIL! Hiks!

Never ok, never… hehehe. Poor ol’ folks – Akak kesian hat yang strapped dok kat center seat tu – the seat belt tu bagaikan nak belitkan leher dia aje, kan? Hahahaha! And Akak sronok how dia charuts the lady driver tu… somewhat somesthings like this…

It’s not normal for woman to drive like this… It’s not normal!!!

Hahahaha I swear to God when she said that, Akak instantly thought of pemandu2 pelesits seperti… yes… Rania Escova… OPS!

This is the updated version/ video yang lebih complete – mrasa!

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Hehehe… “That’s all…” LOL!

Apelarrr yang nak di’sentap’kan also I donno lar…

September 27th, 2009

Akak came across these clips like a few weeks ago, just, tapi rasenye the clips dah online diuploadkan for quite sometimes dah pun, kat YouTube. And I fell in lovvveee with this QUEmar, not KUmar tau! Hehehehe… Very brilliant I tell you, I was laughing my ass off watching this QUEmar buat jokes. And speaking of jokes katanya, got some comments I was reading kat YouTube tu, ade kononnye Malaysians yang sentap dengan jokes si Quemar nih, particularly pasai dia sebut bab Malaysia la, ape tah… ade dalam part 1, check out at Akak rasa at 6 minutes 25 seconds point in the video, and for Akak lah, Akak rasa, my God! Bengapnye sape yang dok komen² katanya dia terase dengan jokes tu ala ala menghina Malaysia and Malaysians. Hello – I also Malaysian? (Akak also pegang status kerakyatan Venezuelan, and Mexican, and South African, and Colombian… and, erm, hmmm mane lagi negara yang Akak dah harumkan namanya dalam persada ratu²anchanteks eh? Owh ha – also, Dominican Republic as well as Curaçao) Anyways, ha, Akak also Malaysian, ado traso? Akak dinch nampak any solid reason untuk buatkan Akak sentap tau! Buat aku ketawa sampai nak terkucil, ado la… kan?

Watch part 2 and 3 right after the jump. Mrasa…

So now tell Akak, selain from the jokes overall to be lite² lucah and some yang kite tak paham WTF is this Quemar talking, joking about (because those people yang dia mentioned tu, semuanya Singaporean politicians and etc. kan), still, Akak rasa, takder satu pun yang directly menghina or menjatuhkan Malaysia, well, kalau ade tu pun, alahai, CIPUT jer. Pon begitu, itu jer ke sebab korang yang menyentap tu nak sentap about these clips? Ish. I tell u want. Go la bukak mata serta kapla hotak hampa tu luas² dulu and then tgk balik these clips of excellent example of standup comedian doing his job! Enuff said, now, mrasalah Akak nak tonton semiewla clips² nih, for, erm, God knows brapa puluh kali dah tatau! Hahaha… I love the merlion joke thingy… bodoh tau! Tapi suke lah! HAHAHAHAHA…

Bile Akak tak tahu and nak sangat tahu… nama lagu nih…

May 13th, 2009

Can somebody someone anyone helps me please arrr – ini lagu ini dalam ini video clip si Yuna Kim Angel on Ice 2008 promo ini, lagu sapakah? Mai dari manakah asal usulnya lagu ni? Sapa penyanyi dia??? Aiyoh! Banyak nih questions nih kan? Hahahaha tak per. I write you read, I ask you answer lah, kan? LOL!

Yuna Kim – Angels On Ice 2008 Promo

Can somebody please naaahhh tell Akak sat, ni lagu apadia tatau?????? Suke laaa!!! Tanye poster video ni? DOSI, and nan adoness reply! Sedeyyy! Hiks!

Bile Akak sharing² one of my favorite YouTube videos…

May 6th, 2009

Ini ONE out of Akak punye MANY MANY MAAANNNY favorite YouTube videos ok… Hiks! Hadoiii lah! Sakit perut Akak watchin’ this over and over again! Vaviques sangats kan!?! Biarlah past tense berzaman batu tok kadak sekalipun, video ini TOTAP monjadi peberet hem tau! Hiks!

Katanya…

I can put fist in my mouth…
50Yen I stay all night…

Art of conversation katanya yer. And art of business pulak? Bile ditawarkan at 40Yen sajork?

50, FIRM! (And terus negotiate yer!) I can shoot ping pong ball… (from what Akak can speku, shoot out from luvang keramatz? Matila!!! Hahahaha!)

Terus SOLD katanya kan? Clust! Mari adek² sekalian! Kite praktikkan! Hiks! (Video included after toggle)

Bobby Lee’s Memoirs of a Geisha

Maaaatila tepong gomak!!! Hahaha!

Bile Akak nangis watching Lisa Kudrow on Ellen

May 3rd, 2009

As Akak seboks posting ni pun, the video TETAP tgh dok play, camne tu?

Nanges ok nanges! Tak padan dengan lawa, mulut gampang buat lawak kasik Akak nanges asik² repeat mode sajork nengok video clip ni. Hahaha she, eh, wait, I mean, BOTH of them, Ellen AND Lisa, memang la, sujuds gile² for their natural talent jadi pak… eh… minah lawak.

But the thing is, you guys noticed tak… unlike some other pak² lawak dan minah² clown-bozos yang lenglain, depa dua orang ni, mampu make us laugh like there’s no tomorrow, with MINIMAL usage of words. Hebats kan? Like the first portion of the clip. Hilarious! And check out the video responses to this clip – the 2nd part when Ellen and Lisa played Improv-game I think it’s what they call it. Suka sangats! Mrasa!

Bile Akak found this video named “Stories of my life”…

April 3rd, 2009


No, not MY stories, but it’s the 1988 Olympic Silver medalist, Brian Orser. Katanye, gibeks – tah ler. That’s not the issue. Orser is now Kim Yu-Na’s skater, the Korean ice-skating champion itiew. Orser was also, the 1987 World Champion… Errr wait wait wait…. Ape kes? This is not right! Intention Akak posting video nih was simply just to do yet another testing post for video postings direct from YouTube page… hmmm (but at least, good clip, and good info pasai depa2 skaters tu also, don’t you think? Hehehe)

Bile Akak rase masenye sudah tibe…

April 2nd, 2009

Masanye sudah tiba, for what? Ler… haven’t you guys been reading the last 2 updates/ postings? Chit! Penat jew…

Today, now, skarang, it is time, to say say, bye bye, so long, farewell… Remember, yang Akak war2kan “PERFECT ENDING WITH PERFECT BEGINNING”? Ha… ini lah timenye…

01 APRIL, 2009 – was a day of PERFECT ENDING to:
The long silensio Akak had, since the last posting, which was wayyy in January, 18th kot? Ko bayangkan, tak ke 2 bulan lebih Akak dok MALAS? So it’s the end of the malas season la kot, InsyaAllah

And…

01 APRIL, 2009 – was a day of PERFECT BEGINNING for:
Menjelma-jelangnye kegiatan Akak beraktiviti berblogging iniew… selama 4 tahun ok! Suke lah! :)

So where’s the END to my blogging ‘carrier’ itiew? Hmmm…

Well, I hope this video clip below nih, answers all spekulasis… nah? Sekian!


End… Ending… Ended… ~The end…~

REMARKS: This video, yes, THIS PARTICULAR video, not the other videos which were posted previously, is best view when its in FULL SCREEN mode. At the video-player console, next to the sound/ volume button, yes, the button to the right of the volume/ sound control button, is the FULL SCREEN mode button. Click that and then just click your keyboard’s ESC button to return to normal size/ this page. Thanks…

Ok now, next, what? RUN is it? Yes, Akak rase, namely setelah meke2 yang Akak spoken to nama2nye like Min, Ajack, Volksie, CA, Nabilla… aiyoh, better la for Akak to RUN now! Hiks! (Yes, I also believe that the list can go on and on kan? Mati la pembohongan durjana nusta kan? Muahahaha!)

Bile Akak felt I should have been more… convincing?

April 1st, 2009

Based on the previous entry, since Akak left the door to the story slightly open for people to think (judging from the responds I got, it was more of speculating instead of thinking sangat pun kan?) from my closing lines in the entry. Well, who can blame anyone for being speculative – after all, this “Perfect Ending to a Perfect Beginning” so happens to occur on the very same day people pull tricks and pranks and make sick and wild jokes with each other everywhere in all bits of parts of this world (April Fool’s Day lah!).

Some went on to actually convince others after they themselves got convinced that all the fuss coming from my April 1st, 2009 entry, was merely a scam, a ‘comeback’ tactic to get readers reading again, after me went on silensio for nearly 2 months plus, more or less la kan. But I guess, after reviewing the responds I got today, I’d say, more readers believed that it wasn’t just a ‘comeback’ trick – it was more on to me pulling a sick prank inconjuction to the “April Fool’s Day”. Please… why would I pull such a stunt, I mean, I started all this way back in 2005, on the very same day. Was that a trick or a prank? No kan? It is all just “KEBETULAN”.

But then, after sitting down and termenung tgk my blog’s dashboard kat Wordpress, Akak started to terpikir and then decided to just write this one more post mainly to say, hey, who am I to explain and push people to believe in things that I say/ post, right? I know ramai yang noted that I’m a person yang go about with dates with details, kan? I mean like, I picked April 1st, to start blogging so-called seriously back in 2005. And that date serves as a significant, erm, reminder? Eh tak kot. The date symbolizes a significant mark in my calender, from that day on that year onwards up till now, reminding that I started my day 1 blogging on April Fool’s Day in 2005. I guess by now, most would have guessed-it-right that the tone of my constructed sentences, and I wasn’t joking la obviously kan… And besides, I guess, people can relate to all this being-NOT-a joke just by reading this post, if not from the earlier posting. And the lately-going-silent2 and malas2-berblogging would prove to be, the result of all this ENDING ENDING part of my blogging life, in some ways, marking the end of “The stories of my life”.

I’ve anticipated all the responds to this decision I guess, even when I wrote that initial April 1st, 2009 entry tadi. But I didn’t anticipate I’d be so-suddenly so-terasa nak emo2. DQ will always stay a DQ huh? (smiles)

Should Akak have been more convincing in making people to believe if not feel, what was I feeling at that time, trying to tell in ‘bahasa indah’ yang I shall be quiting something that I used to love to do? I mean, from what I posted, I wonder, rase2nye, people tahu tak what was in my head? Or maybe like, confused ke ape ke, with the post/ statements I’ve made? Hmmm… But I guess if ramai yang understood, I’m sure they’ll sense Akak macam dah, erm… “FED UP” dah kan? Tah le. Probably I wasn’t convincing enough, maybe I was, tah ler… There was this one time siang tadi I felt like doing a more pushy-pushy type of entry, nak ask people to believe in me tapi tu dah macam nampak sangat trying too hard and too much kan? Jadi, I recollected myself and composed myself setelah ade sesaat dua I went near EMO kat Facebook… and thought to myself…

Who am I to do that, pushing people to believe everything I said? I’m sure sooner or later, they’ll know… they’ll understand… Besides, people read, and they have the right to believe what they read, or simply choose not to believe, kan? Am not in the position to push… Infact, remember my basic rule in blogging I created long time ago? “I WRITE – YOU READ” and that’s all there is to it… kan? So whatever happens before and after those words being said, or maybe, while those words are being said, no one can predict, control anything, right? So, why bother…

Bile Akak want to story about an ASS!!!

October 4th, 2008

Tudiah! Provokatif al provokasikah title posting Akak untuk hari iniew? Mrasalah, tagged entry yang masih dihutangi berhutangan bagai belom dilangsai-selesaikan, tetiber, mau berstory about an ASS? Haiyoh, whose ass, I mean, arse? OPS! Tak per. Tuan tanah yang mencariuts, diexcusedkan katanya. Hiks!

So, nih, ape citernye nih nak ghoyak (ISH! Sepuluh kali guna, sepuluh kali asiklah lupe. Is it GHOYAK ke GHOYAT eh? Pa per jer la kan!) Anyways, yang Akak bakal nak citerkan nih actually ade kaitannye dengan entry semalam; ingat dak? Yang semalam punye entry Akak tetiber emo pasal 3 photos/ signage itiew? Ala2 yang the kesalahan yang dinch bols dimaafkan dikalangan para consumer/ pengguna dan seterusnya secara tidak langsung menjejaskan imej keusahawanan pemuda pemudi di negara iniew, sebagai usahawan tempatan yang berjaya dan ingin berjaya? Cemarkan lagu mana? Ha, mrasalah…kerana susu setitik, rosak nila sebesen! (It works the other way round most of the time actually- hahahahaha!) Anyways, masalah yang Akak stressedkan dalam entry semalam ade kaitannye dengan Akak sebab tu Akak emo. Ape kaitannye dengan Akak? Yer lah – lupa dah ka?

Saya merupakan seorang peladang yer… Motifff pegang tangan, kan? Always nak tunjuk depan public…

Ingatkah lagiew tak itiew script waktu Miss World 2006 before the pageant itiew? Yang script interview Akak dengan Imran Arezeo? Ingat tak!?!?!?! – Tak per, never the mind… . Kalau yang ingat, mrasalah hebats sunggoh2 nih daya pengingatan hampa. Dan for meker2 yang berdaftar dibawah naungan kumpulan geng pelupe…, ha, mrasalah – apa kes? Tgk Akak ni ha, mraslah if kalau Akak yang lupa kalo pasal hal ni, konfirm lah Akak yang sebenarnye biol makngot mangkok hayuns la itiew, sebabnye mende tu jadi kat Akak, kan? LOL! Dah jadi trademark dah and very the lambang ke-LKY-an itu “Saya merupakan PELADANG” itiew. Hahahaha! (Hmmm… I wonder… what if… hang on a sec… sat sat… tak puaih hati nih, selagi tak semua yang mengingati script “PELADANG” itiew… sat nah!)

Hahahaha! Matila “Saya merupakan seorang PELADANG”… kan??? LOL!

Tudiah! Matilah Miss PELADANG; bukan stakat tangan jari jemari kasar, suara also? Matila carut diri sendiri! HAHAHAHA!

Click HERE for my other Youtube videos – mrasa!!!

TUDIAH! Lengkap! Siap boh video nih, coba mengingatkan kembali kepada meke2 yang dosi terlupa, pasai kesah “PELADANG” Akak itiew. Hahahaha ini lah namanya GIGIH! LOL! Tapi ‘gigih’ nih lain sikit kategorinye… this ‘gigih-ness’ falls under “GIGIH-IRRELEVANT” katanya. Kenapakah irrelevant eh? Vhy vhy tell me vhy!?!?! Well, this gigih merupakan gigih yang, if I may say so myself, gigih yang tersangatslah dan teramatslah irrelevant, karana, jengjejeng… » Read more: Bile Akak want to story about an ASS!!!

Musim semue orang nak naik hantian! Hiks!

June 20th, 2008
Hantian? Apakah? Kesah2 hantu2 bagai lagi kers??? Apakah???

Bukannn… sila bawak bertendang yer hadek2 tuan2 puang2 sekaliangs! ‘Hantian’ disini yang Akak maksudkan, bukannye hantian hantu hanten jembalang bagai semuenye itiew yer… Dinch! Motif Akak sebok nak citer2 pasal hantian petang2 mals mals Jumaats iniew??? Ish!

‘Hantian’ yang Akak maksiudkan disini yer hadek2 sekalians, ialah, naik hantu keje nak mengamuk marah pukul guling gusti bagai ler… Cakar bercakaran, rambut2 bertarikkan bagai (mati ler sape lawan gaduh carik pasal ngan Akak kalau masuk bab tarik rambuts, orang itiew akan kalah sesunggohnye tanpe sepakkan penalti bagai yer – why? Sebab yer lah, dia nak tarik rambut Akak, ADO ke? Mati la dia nak kene tarik wiggerinas Akak sajork, kan? Muahahaha so confirm la dia whoever lah orang tu kan, akan kalah sebab Akak can tarik rambut die, but dia cannot – LOL!)

Anyways, sabaq sabaq sabaq semuenye yer – bawak bertendang tenang tudung sapi periuk belanga semuenye yer… Ini bukan entry “I’m Sorry You’re Not Sorry” apa bagai semuenye yer. Dan yer, bukan ade pasang niat pun buat entry nih semata2 nak inform kate Akak tgh perang gaduh bertumbuk hempuk segala bagai dengan sesiape yer – sila betulkan saluran serta saliran informarsi anda semue yer. Akak ulangi, ini bukan entry 3000p.p. Akak tgh sentap gaduh ngan sesiape yer… ADDINCH!

Tema-nye semenjak dua menjak nih ha, Akak dok perhatikan disekeliliungst Akak, teman2, kawan2, musuh2 lite2, those yang Akak dinch hui dinch kenal ujung pangkal asal usulnya pun Akak noticed – banyak ehhh bulan nih yang ala ala ‘Naik Hantian’, kan? Tak kire lah for whatever reasons sekali pun – tapi Akak dok prasan, ish, ghamai nih; kot belah Loq Staq sajork dah dok ada berapa kerat dah hat dah dok bercuka bagai. Tu tak Akak includekan yang hat sentap2 lite2 dalam diam sambil nyanyi lagu “Kukunci Hati Sentapku Dalam Diriku Sajor” katanye – Gurun? Haiiih! Toksahlah dok cakap. Hat tu senantiasa naik hantian – nih esok pon nampak gaya salah sikit ja kat function main make up2 kat Perlis esok nih, silap hari bulan, naik hantian jugak nampak gayanye, kan Gal? LOL! And dah habis Akak jelajah hantian2 (wah, caruts orang hantian – habis yang Akak naik hantians kat Salam restoren tang2 malam tu tak pulak diceritakan, kan? LOL! Alah, termasuk sekali la kirenye… ) Ok. So, dah habis segenap pelusuk Utara, tak cukup – nuh, belah KL tang2 sana pun Akak dgq dua tiga orang teman dok naik hantiew, sama-ada terang2an or dipendam sampai bernanahkulats dalam hati… Ish, apakah? Tema bulan 6 nih bulan sentiap naik hangin ke? Tu belom Akak bukak kesah sentapnye tentang IQP – ops! *lalalalala…

Pa per pun, yang penting, birthday Akak dah dekat dah. Lets la kita sama2 commolots and toksah dok gaduh hang aku… Nih, donia nih dah la dok merasak, dah uzur dengan pencemaran segala bagai, komuniti kita (kita? Hahahah) pong dah semakin hari semakin.. Haish! Hampa gila ingat aku nak kata makin PUPUS!? Hehehe. Makin dok naik mek nampak ade lah, sampai naik hantian mek sentap – OPS! Sentap juge katanye…

Namun yang demikian, untuk mengelakkan kejadian kau carut aku maki hang melalui sebaran pitenah2 dalam internet, dari kita merosakkan sebelah dua tangan kita, dari kita menyagat penganten besok lusa, dari kita menarik muka membaling cuka menabur asid sini sana sitiew, dan yang penting, daripada kite naik hantu sebab tak leh terima kenyataan kite dah tua dah tapi tetap katanya “MUDAH JADI MUDA”, kan… (mati la mek salah konsep – it’s not Mudah jadi muda but sebenarnye Muda Itu Mudah rupenye nama entry pertama si kakak itiew – ops!) Mati la mek … hehehe. Anyways, adalah lebih baik kite bersepakat membawa berkat. Gaduh2 kot mana pon, kalau dah kawan, tak putuih aih!

Abih2 tidak, paling2 busuk pun, camginik sajork gayanya nak lepaskan geram hantian didalam badan, kan? Hiks!

Tudiah! Akak terdiam yer… hiks! Sama2 lah yer kite amek iktibar, pedoman dan teladan; usah bergossip dipejabat, satgi mulut kena se-daih! NAYA JA BEB!

Kan? Hiks! Kawan2 mek, hat tetiber jadi She-ra bininya He-man, pi tetiber tukaq konsep jadi SuperRangFormers Vs. Rangbocop, dah mek tgk depan mata segala besi dawai bagai, dan mek jadikan iktibar. Hat yang mulut seumpama celaka perangai seumpama binatang korazons katanya also mek dah nengok dah sessi hang kata kat aku aku kata pi mai kat hang (mek cakap ‘Korazon’ jer mek teringat Mak Hayam Sharmin… ape la kesahnye woman itiew… buat rambut memang hebats! Opocot, lari tema!)- dan paling latest, ha, nih la, gambaq Gif. file nih – jadi kesahnye mek ado tiga ok, tiga! Not 1, not 2, BUT 3 katanya tauladan mek ambek ok. Sama2lah kita kurang2kan gejalan pukul memukul tampar menampar nih yer… hiks! Lite2 ok la… OPS!…

PS: Mek rase bulan 6, semenjak mek balik Ostolia in May, hish, banyak sunggoh mek lalui. For just one month plus – macam2 ado! Silap haribulan naya sajork kalau aku jadi gilo! Hiks!

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