Nota disklaimer Akak mulakan bicara al-mukadimah entry pagi Selasa iniew… :
Akak said, SOME script writers yer, jgn korang nak feeling² Akak charuts ALL penulis scripts yer! Akak repeat, not ALL! Kang satgi tak sepasal² NZ buat script drama “Aku, NZ, Penulis Script, Novel, Cerpen bagai – dicharuts ngong-wailul-bahlul oleh LKY”, camne? (mati la tajuk drama sikit punye la panjang, kan? LOL!)
Anyways, just a very short entry la kali ni (udah² la kots dah 2 previous entries Akak dah melalut *melaluts yang banyak points betol nah!* panjang lebar bagai nak rak hockay!), mengisahkan ketidakpuasan hati Akak ler kadang² dengan tema kualitis penulisan scripts tarkik la drama ke, movies ke, local made ka, Siam or Indon mai ka, even nuh, hat mai jauh² dari Hollywood bagai nuh… (which I have to stress out here, yang, kerana satu script/ dari movie omputeh Hollywood ini ler, yang Akak tertengoks kat mamaks Yasmeen pagi tadi dengan C.A. at 3am katanya, memberi ilham tulus suci murni untuk Akak kuarkan entry short-charutans iniew *Credits to C.A. also nah, for menyadarkan Akaks akan kebengongan script movie itiew… which shall remain nameless nah! Satgi kang Akak kena sama berjuta² dollar US, mampos. Dah tak sepasal² tema-nya Akak kena pi merayu pujuk bagai President Obama itiew… OPS!)
Dipetik from the movie kat HBO pagi tadi itiew… (which is applicable also to some other dramas/ movies, local/ overthesea productions bagai, yang kerap kali juger Akak notice ade jer tema² script sebegini rupa…)
Ok so… Picture this…
HERO jatuh tergolek² macam nangka busuk, dari lori yang bergerak maju pantas sepantas kilat katanya (nih lori yang dah dimodifiedkan la – ish! Where’s your sense of imaginasi!?! Pi Immigrations ka? OPS!)… Sebelum jatuh tu, cuba u ols bayangkan, while dalam lori tu pun, dah hampir2 menemui ajal katanya dipukul sekeh ganyang genyeng tenyeh bagai, berdarah luka parah siap baju koyak rabak lite2 berwajah lebam sana sini (sexy sundelll baju koyak2, nampak dada2 macho-ness berpeluhans yang kental bagai – aiyoh! 18XXX dah ni! Ish!), di‘kerja’kan oleh si geng barua penjahat dalam citer itiew la kan. So sampai kat sini, hampa can imagine dia (si Hero sexy berbaju koyak berwajah lebam parah tu lah!) dah memang sakit luka pedih bagai, dengan tak larat siap semua la kan. Tup tup tup, kababoooooooo (eh tu bukanka bunyi bom? Sorry! Salah effect! LOL!) Tetiber tup tup tup, NAHHHH!!! (Err… ‘nahhh’ tu effect jatuh dari lori ka? LOL! Hentam sajala labiew!!!) Sudah la malang ditimpa penjahat2 gimoks yang hodoh dan tidak mudhah dihadhom, diterajangnye pulak keluar dari lori itiew yang at that time, was moving at a rather high speed nih! OUCH! Luka2 kena heret seret ataih jalan tar JKR, kulit di tangan badan muka maybe, dihiris2 at the time of impak katanya, di atas jalan yang bukannya smooth, tapi, berbatu² kecil² bagai yang ada some yang tajams sekal, aiyoh! Surely, SAKIT LER, kan!?!
Pun begitu, as the Hero ie mangsa yang belom dapat ‘nur’ untuk fight the evil and crime in his tight leather sexy uniforms bagai (more like racing suits jer kot – ops! Mati la hint2 kasik dah citer apakah iniew, kan? LOL!) came to a complete stop, resting on the jalan tar mata mulut bagai masuk habuk serbuk jalan itiew, dengan keperitan yang dialami while dalam lori, while getting off the lorry, aiyoh, the script writer just had to have the script seterusnya, yang came from someone who came to rescue the hero (motif, hero perlu direscue bagai?), adalah script yang Akak rasa, as C.A. voiced out dan Akak pon agreed, to be script yang TIDAK BOLEH DITERIMA SAMASEKALI ok!
Rescuer: “Hey… ‘HERO’… (Akak had to put the name as HERO la since Akak tatau ujung pangkal citer tu and dinch hui sapakah nama hero itiew… OPS!), are you hurt???”
Si HERO: *Speak-less*
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Hie there - ARE YOU HURT? (Tak ke korang rase Akak akan kene tempeleng dengan tongkat tu if Akak tanyakan si dia yang so obvious tgh sakit itiew, kan?)
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No seriously, Hero dinch got script. Just dia teleng kepala dia langut tgk ke arah mamat rescuer itiew, muka berexpressi penoh sangats2 dah ni, IN PAIN. Sah sah kawan tu dah tak berdaya nak kata apa², walaupun sebenarnye, script writer jer yang tak kasik hero ni cakap pa pa… kan? OPS!
Hat yang patut diberikan script (si Hero) ni, depa tak kasik script. Yang si rescuer yang patut diberi soalan lain, aiyoh, of all qs katanya, “ARE YOU HURT?” Hish! Bak kata CA, and I quote here in my own words/ style, if Akak ler yang berlakon ditempat si Hero tu (of course, Akak won’t be taking the role of the lead actor la. Silly you! Akak of course la akan memegang watak lead ACTRESS! Ko kenapa!?!), Akak would have said (biarpun script nan ado, tapi Akak tetap akan bersuara gara² sentap nih diajukan soalan “Are you hurt” katanya, kan…)…
Rescuer: Are you hurt?
Akak: ARE YOU BLIND? No? Ahhh so neyyy, would u like me to make you blind!?! Idiot bubblehead dum dum chixhen poof!!! Of course am hurt! What you think, am enjoying this ‘resting-on-my-tummy’ kindda-sunbathing, is it!?!
Kan!?!?!?!!?
Actually, ade lagi 2 3 scripts yang Akak nak bincangkan, especially hat dari citer² drama lokal bagai ni – OPS! Tapi, sayang beribu² kali sayang, Akak said Akak nak just buat short entry aje, kan? So, mrasalah, dilain waktu, Akak citer/ sambung, nah? (Maaaaaaaati la pemalas! Maaaaati la entry ni sajer pun, WHERE GOT SHORT ENTRY ONE!?!?! Long also nih!!! Hiks!)
Contoh² “ARE YOU HURT???” yang lain yer… mrasa! OPS!
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(Sambil terjerits2 sebagai peminat die-hard-core bagai *walaupun tak kenai pon sapa laki ni! LOL!*) Excuse me!!! Yes, you, the lead, are you hurt?
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Excuse me sir. Are you hurt? Pain near balls? Would you like me to sauce your balls, Sir? Matila!!!
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Miss, ekkiuse me. Are u hurt? (Depa ni footballers ke??? Errr...) Eksikiuz me, are you hurt?
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Mrs. Clinton, are you in pain? Are you hurt? Are you well??? (matilamak! Mujur dia bukan 1st Lady lagi dah. Ops!)
Mrasalah usah biadapskan dirimu! Slepas habis membaca, tinggal²kan la komentar yer. Sopan santun la sikit. Ini tak… mai umah orang. Minum makan bagai. Sepatah haram pun tak. Tau tau, balik dos. Apa kes? Hiks! (kes orang jadi silent reader, mai masuk kuar browse view posts/ blogs bagai, memang ler ado, hence the nick ‘Silent Reader’, kan? Tapi, ade ke SILENT HOUSE GUEST? Hahahaha…)
The comment which got Akak’s spirit went shooting up up and up all over!
July 8th, 2009As usual, nothing much, went on browsing and browsing (tanpa ku sadari time berterbangan begitu sajork for like 2 hours… template/ layout haram tak bersentuh pon! LOL!) the Wonderful-World-of-Webbies kat Google itiew katanya, when Akak came across this comment ala² very der charuts-maha-zasts pedasnye yer (for some la kan… others might say, “That’s caruts meh?” LOL!).
Anyways, Akak looked at it as somewhat, an interesting charutans, eh, I mean, kommentar yer…
Note the points yang Akak highlighted in yellow highlighter inky itiew... hurmmm... speaking of inky...OPS!
PS: From the way this post’s title sounded at first waktu hampa² nampak/ bace, I’m sure, most of you lots thought commentar itiew got to do dengan Akak’s blog/ posting bagai, kan? Hiks! Well, you thought wrong! Lalalala… (although, technically, memang ade kaitan dengan Akak pun but just not related directly pasal blog Akak or what not la kan… owh well… hiks! *terus cepat² nak post/ publish this entry sebab nk cepat get back to the ‘work’ – semangat tgh mencanak² naik menembak² pompang pompang sana sini situ sinun situt! OPS!)
Hahahaha ‘Too stupid to think’ katanya… hahahahaha (gelak evil ala-style-Volksie… muahahah!)
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