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February 6th, 2010

Say peeps, Akak got a q to ask lar…

Kalau bloggers, you know, ppl who writes, blogs la kan (hiks!), have that bloggers’ “PMS” period tu kan, it is then called… “Writer’s Block” – kan?

So… if designers, yang, designs sites, webs, logos, backgrounds and stuffs tu pulak, what do you call ‘em, eh?

“Designer’s… “??? What eh? Hmmmm…

Because Akak got like two or three designs, for webs and wallpapers yang due esok lusa ni and I think my designing department, as well as my writing staffs semuanya on a strike kot noh? … Hurmmm…

designingandwritingcommittee
Haiyoh!

Bile Akak terdiam sambil mata terkebil²…

June 16th, 2009

It was just yesterday… Right after lunchies with BBD and BBM somewhere in town (BBD = Big Boss Daddy, BBM = Big Boss Mummy)…

The three of us were in the car heading back home, but had to make a detour ke kedai pasu katanya… melalui selekoh² jalanan² lorongan² yang very der jarang sekals Akak nak lalui on normal days… And since I wasn’t the one driving, Akak get to terbeliakkan bijik mata Akak ni and have a look around, a good view of apo yang ado around that area yang kalu dicampakkannye Akak kat situ sorang², pasti Akak akan nangis kesesatan sampai kesudah takkan tahu jalannye pulang… (Aiyoh… bab bab exaggerating serah ajer lah kat Akak ni kan?!! LOL!)

Anyways, as Akak dok melihat kiri kanan depan belakang Akak, tetiber…

Me: Dr. Venkat? Yang tu ke Mama cakap hari tu yang pasal skin specialist tu??? (at this point we were right next to the clinic, actually, specifically, at the back of the clinic, headin’ towards the main road where the clinic’s actually facing – motif deskripsi lengkap siap lokasi geography bagai? LOL!)

BBM: Ha ah. This one lah… (And as BBM answered Akak, BBD turned around to have a quick glance as well… Akak had this strange feeling some interesting conversation this will eventually be… )

BBM continued…

BBM: Dia ni baguih. Lama sangat dah established, kira dia la no. 1 kat Kedah kalau tak satu Utara ni, tapi tolak Penang la kan. Bab bab skin, semua dia la. Siap nak buat plastic surgery, betoikan hidung ka, pipi ka, dagu ka, inject apa tu, silikon la kolegen la… (At this point Akak macam, MOTIF!?!?!?! Mula la ni Akak rasa the ‘INTERESTING PART’ of the conversation bermula… Akak dah diam…)

dr-nara-hatyai.jpeg - Hah, dah Akak bergambar depan clinic Dr. Nara ni, nak speku Akak buat pa per kat situ ke? Choy! (Tetiber emo - ape kaitan? Tetiber gambar ni - ape kes? Tingtong tau LKY ni! LOL!)

dr-nara-hatyai.jpeg - Hah, dah Akak bergambar depan clinic Dr. Nara ni, nak speku Akak buat pa per kat situ ke? Choy! (Tetiber emo - ape kaitan? Tetiber gambar ni - ape kes? Tingtong tau LKY ni! LOL!)

BBD sambung pulak…

That is after a while of silensio inside the car as Akak main² hp Akak dan cuba abaikan anything and everything (ikutkan hati nak jer Akak lempang mulut Akak for tetiber gi kuarkan issue Dr. Ventkat ni! Cis!)

BBD: Tu yang hat susuk tu, macam mana ha? Depa guna jarum ka apa ka?

Akak dah like… HAAAA ini kes tak pa. Ini Akak takder kena mengena so Akak leh bersuara kembali…

Pun begitu, terdetik jugak… motif, susuk!?!

The part BBD asked about susuk tu, dia srupa like intrigued la kiranya, like, how does this susuk, which works with somewhat somekind of a needle kot gamaknye, managed to transform rupa manusia tu jadi chantek… Dia nak tau if BBM and me would know how this can work, aside from kuasaNya dan jugak penggunaan ilmu ilmu karut bagai ni semua…

BBM and me continued giving out our own points, but the part where Akak terdiam sambil mata terkebil², for the second time, yet this time, altho nan-ado related to Akak (GILA! Koorang pikir Akak pakai susuk? Nak jumpa menusia cam Degawan tu pun Akak boleh terkencing – feeeeeling lagi nak suruh Akak ghedah masuk hutan mengamal segala bagai! Choist!), but what made Akak terkedu terdiam tanpa balasan-jawapan, was the fact that, actually, memang Akak tak der tak tau no clues at all as to jawab soklannye BBD…

BBD: Ok betoi lah kalau pakai susuk tu mungkin just mainan prasaan depa ingat depa pakai tu cantek teruih muka depa, orang2 sekeliling yang au depa pakai susuk, pon, kononnya, “Ha… elok elok. Memang cantek, lain sunggoh muka hang…” dan macam mengiya2kan ja la kan benda tu. Tapi yang bapak tertanya2, pasaipa, bila buang ja susuk tu teruih muka rupa jadi burok hudoh semua ada? Awat tak jadi rupa asai?…

Kirenye… Akak simpulkan soalan BBD tu…

Rupa asal A = Manusia.
Bila pakai susuk, rupa A = Bidadari.
But bila remove susuk, rupa A = Bidadarai

Gittu la lebih kurengnye, kan…? Akak tatau jawapannye. Which Akak dalam waktu terkebil2 terdiam tu, terpikir gak, kenapasal bila dah buang tu, takleh nak menyerupai rupa seadaanya if not rupa asal pon… why must bile buang jer susuk tu, doktakdudok teruihhh hodoh ya amat – lagi hodoh dari rupa asal, hmmm,… Misteri… misteri… sapa ada jawapan? (sambil asap² dari smoke machine kuar kot background, ala ala siri Misteri Nusantara gitu… hahaha!)

Bile Akak tak tahu and nak sangat tahu… nama lagu nih…

May 13th, 2009

Can somebody someone anyone helps me please arrr – ini lagu ini dalam ini video clip si Yuna Kim Angel on Ice 2008 promo ini, lagu sapakah? Mai dari manakah asal usulnya lagu ni? Sapa penyanyi dia??? Aiyoh! Banyak nih questions nih kan? Hahahaha tak per. I write you read, I ask you answer lah, kan? LOL!

Yuna Kim – Angels On Ice 2008 Promo

Can somebody please naaahhh tell Akak sat, ni lagu apadia tatau?????? Suke laaa!!! Tanye poster video ni? DOSI, and nan adoness reply! Sedeyyy! Hiks!

Bile Akak display contoh terbaik pembaziran and kerja dua tiga kali!

May 7th, 2009

Motif entry: Bukan untuk menjatuhkan jenama chewy candy itiew yer. Mind you ols, Akak tetap peminat ter-olong this company dari dulu² ok. Tapi fakta, tetap kena kite nyatakan. Bukan ape, who know, boleh dijadikkan iktibar and make the chewy candy company learn something and thus make this better, kan? Ha… u ols semua always tau nak take Akak nye entries sebagai durjana alam musibat puaka busukhati, kan? Dinch u ols. Ini semua untuk kebaikkan semua… :D

Aiyoh. Dah seperenggan dah into. Ape nye yang Akak wanted to display a very good example of wasting… (wasting apo? Wasting time? Dinch! Wasting PAPER! Katenye skarang dunia dah sesak gara² pencemaran bagai, kan? Tau la recycled papers banyak la ni dok ada tapi that doesn’t mean we can just membazir sewenang²nye, kan?). And then later at the same time (dah later, tapi at the same time, cammana lagumana mai tatau???), as we ponder upon the pembaziran kertas yang dijanakan, kita lihat jugak, manusia, yang sanggup usaha gigih buat keja dua tiga kali, supaya orang lain sama naik buat keja dua tiga empat lima kali lebih kalinya… over tak???

Ok now… the subject!

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Bukankah itiew namanya pembaziran kertas dan juga masa dan waktu dok buat keja koyak ghabak kertaih tu tokak pi tokak mai sampai luruh gigi semuanya Pak Busu, kan? (Motif Pak Busu? LOL!) Jadi, dengan itu, diharapkan pihak² tertentu dapat memperbaikki sistem pembukusan cekelat chewy candy oren hat sedaps sangats iniew yang menjadi peberet hem ok! Hiks! Hidup Fruit-tella! Ella! Ella! Ella! Eh! Eh! Eh! (Maaaati la tetiber di Umbrella kan katanya nama chewy candy itiew! LOL!!!)

Bile Akak terpinga² terfikir²… at 05:00am…

April 5th, 2009

Terpikir2 terpinga2 at 5 beladi AM, about what tatau?

Bile u guys tertengok kali pertama, tak ke korang terpikir also?

Ha, abouts thats ler, the advert! Abih, korang ingat Akak pikir pasal ape? Meniti hari2 nak masuk Asar ni ke? (Ops! C.A., macam penah dengar aje kan statement itiew? Lalala). Ha, ni ha, about the advert, no, not the first 2 adverts yang satu cara mengurut bayi (MOTIF?) and satu lagi also ado kait2an pasai babies. But, akan tetapi, namun begitu, nevertheless, the first 2 ads were not the reason why Akak tetiber terpikir ginik at 5am (mati la I tot I heard BBD dosi ready nak ke masjid for Subuh, anaknye pulak sebok dok posting blog! Opocot!)

Ok, coming back to the 3rd ad; yes, the one we boldly can see the-near RM5k sum (I said ‘near’ jer, and I meant BOLD ala ala, erm, imagine jer la the font is bold! Hish!) and the one yang ade kaitan dengan our favorite video tube channel/ website (apart from Xtubes and Lifeout, kan C.A. kan kan kan? OPS lagi!), yesza, YouTube

Now what got me thinking was simply this (aiyoh, simple sangat, tapi tetap mukadimah nak bukak entry punyelah berjela panjangnye… kan? Hahaha never learn tul la aku ni! LOL!)

The ad states: “Pendedahan eksklusif bagaimana Lisa menghasilkan RM4,329.60 dalam masa 3 hari melalui YouTube. Dapatkan bimbingan beliau dari sekarang!” which membuatkan Akak terpikir…

1. Lisa menghasilkan such amount of RM4k ++, within 3 days, by using YouTube kah? Meaning, through her usage of YouTube, and after 3 days, she got that sum of money???

or

2. Find out how Lisa made such amount and just to do so (finding out ape si Lisa tu buat sampai dapat duit sebanyak itiew), all yang dah interested nih, you people can view the ways of getting such money, by going through YouTube and watch this advertisers’ videos on how to get that amount, and I’m sure by then, it’s nothing to do with YouTube-for-3-days in the first place pun, kan?

So, which one is which? That amount yang Lisa dapat tu, she got it by spending 3 days with/ at YouTube? Or, is it a question of how to dapatkan that cash sum within 3 days and you can find it by watching the video tutorials at YouTube? Ha, kan, bermukadimah bicara-mula sampai berperenggan-renggan nih! Alih2, ‘kesah’nye of posting nih, moral of the story, and the-real question semuanya, adalah, in this final (or final 2) perenggans. Sakit hati tak? Hahaha…

Now quick, which one is which, guna YouTube 3 hari and dapat duit banyak, or, the skills, methods and techniques to get such sum of money within 3 days-only, all explained in the YouTube video Dan sebenarnye, kalau nengok bebetul, cara nak dapatkan duit tu, takder kaitan langsung pun dengan penggunaan YouTube video pun, selain dari the tutorials aje la kan, paham kan?

Mati la, NOW, have I got you thinking? OR better, CONFUSED? Hahahaha… selamat! Hahaha…

Bile Akak ditanye “Siapakah anda di atas papan catur”…

December 4th, 2008

A new thread in the Epistemology and Thinking board, in a particular forum, started off like this…

Siapa Kita Di Atas Papan Catur?

Aku dok terpikir satu benda…
Katakan le kita ni manusia boleh diumpamakan sebagai buah di atas papan catur, yang mana satu agaknya kita ni?

Adakah kita ni buah bidak (pawn) yang lembab/lemau/lempam/lampi dalam kehidupan/karier/percintaan? Jalan selangkah-selangkah aje… Bila orang lain dah sampai ke bulan, kita nak menyalahkan orang sebab ‘berjalan’ laju…

Atau mungkin ke kita ni bidak (pawn) yang nampak seperti berjalan lurus (nampak macam baik). Tapi bila nak ‘makan’ orang lain, masa tu kita pandai jalan senget?

Adakah kita ni tir (rook) yang sanggup beralih tempat demi menyelamatkan raja (king) sewaktu pengetiran (castling)? Boleh diumpamakan seperti kawan yang sanggup berkorban demi kawan yang lain…

Mungkin ke kita ni seperti kuda (knight) yang sanggup ‘pijak’ kepala kawan lain cuma untuk ke depan? Atau kita ni umpama knight yang pandai bermuka-muka? Boleh ‘makan’ kanan, boleh jugak ‘makan’ kiri…

Atau mungkin ke kita ni adalah gajah (bishop) yang sentiasa berada di jalan yang ’serong’… Pantang nampak peluang untuk ‘menyenget’, sentiasa amik kesempatan…

Atau mungkin ke kita ini adalah permaisuri (queen) yang sentiasa ’setia’ di samping raja (king) nya? Ataupun awal-awal lagi queen dah meninggalkan king demi untuk ‘makan’ buah-buah yang lain?

Tapi yang pasti, kita semua adalah seperti raja (king) di atas papan catur… Walaupun buah-buah lain sudah pergi tinggalkan kita, kita tetap hidup atas satu matlamat, iaitu kelangsungan hidup (survival)

So, Akak pun menjawab… condifent-ly nih! Hahaha…


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A queen; that’s all I want to be, that’s all I will be and that’s the only position that fits me.

I pose (with grace and style, with that majestic crown up on my head),
I watch (see and stare silently across the board),
I stand (only when the time requires me to be standing – when my faithful King may no longer be strong on his own),
I move (freely in any and every way I want, gliding my way on the board),

and

I fight till I either gain back the lost armies or as what they always say, till the last drop of the blood running through my veins, I shall fight. A Queen, yeap, that’s all there is to it – confirm, and final! Check!

How’s that for an answer? Hiks! If that q ever comes out in a pageant, aiyoh, Akak suke. And Akak will even lebih lebihan suke IF ONLY I get to answer like this – LOL!

So now, Akak want to ask you (Hmmm – should I TAG someone base on this entry? NAH! I doubt they’ll do it pun if I tag. So mrasalah just comment sajork and tell the answer dalam comment area tu instead of Akak nak tag tag korang kan… Hiks!), what or who would YOU be on a chess-set board? *Grins*

What do you see in ME? COMMENTS NEEDED!!!

January 18th, 2005

Now seriously… now that am all out about my erm, well, you know, my erm, gendre… the truth and what not… It was like, amazing to see that ramai yang still decided to let me their friends… ade jugak lahanat2 yang tak puas hati, dari memuji menyanjung mek terus now nak kutuk maki just before they don’t to f**k me as in with a P***y! Mampus lah! Tak kuasa dah nak be nice nice goodie goodie nih. Either you take me as I am, or not.. Tu jer…

:) On the other hand, to those yang accepted me, why THANK YOU SO MUCH FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BROKEN TOILET BOWL.. I mean… the bottom of my HEART. But the truth is, seriously, you guys yang accepted me, you guys should give kudos to yourself sbb mampu give ppl like me a chance to state their mind and heart out and also be a part of we humans call it FRIENDSHIP.. :) Nak I sebutkan nama yang baik2 hati accepted me even after I wrote that truth blog thingie? Tak per… siape yang rase dia accepted me, you know la diri masing2.

Tapikan, seriously, JUST CURIOUS. Some say through my pics, it IS Obvious that am not a she, I mean, confused she/he thingie. But some say it’s NOT sooooo obvious.. and some even went to the extend of saying, NOOOOOOOOOT OBVIOUS AT ALL… I mean, I know beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, tp from my eyes, HIDUNG I saje dah memecah lubangkan I saying am not REAL u know… what say you guys? Which part of my face yang OBVIOUS says that am not a real she… Which part of my face yang buatkan I SOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS like a REAL she? Hmmmmm Let me know. Or should I post this over the blog? Hmmmmmmmm

Oh well.. do comment on this entry ya.. PLS!

Regards
LEa LaUriELLe Lai LEE AbdULLAh de LA Fuentes — > De La Fuentes tu dah melampau sangat dah le tu.. eheheheh

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