I don’t know about you lots but as for Akak, Akak definitely smell smelly smelling somes-stings fish fishy fishing about this blog will be ‘revamp’ katanya? Nak jadi vampire pulak ke nak bervamp vampy vamping ni? LOL!!!
Posts Tagged ‘Adobe’
Is it just me, or memang u ols also smell smelly smelling somes-stings?
October 8th, 2009
Carutans terhebats buat Mimi-yah Kari; Ratu Photoshop katanya!?! LOL!
July 13th, 2009Before ade yang start pi umah Che’ Yah / CA dan buat mulut kata Akak ngata kat dia/ Mimi dia, (sambil jeling kat Rania Escovapotpuripukinova – YES! YIEW! Sapa lagi ada nama Rania dok tiru nama Queen of Jordan tu!?! OPS!), biaq Akak jelaskan disini yang Mimi tu is Mariah Carey nah. Hiks! Hang tu Rania bukan boleh berkira sangat! Semenjak dua menjak berlakikan Abang Det tokey Kenari kat Stadium tu, makin melalakmelolong sakan! Ops! Mati la lari dah topic nih… hehehe…
Anyways, got this from this crazy, funny, best sangatsss website about celebrities, life and everything that goes along with it! Dlisted katanya. Best sangat website itiew (thanks to Volksie lah, now I asik asik lah dok menempek membaca archives site tu sampai la jumpe this one article mengatangutuk sakan si Mimi… Hahahaha Akak suka Akak suka!!!)
Macam gampang kan effect photoshop maha dasat! Suka sangat! Tapi dinch suka lah kat Mimi itiew. Just suka the Photoshop mampan tu jer. Ko ado!?! Hahaha... (Image source: http://www.dlisted.com)
Anyways, you can read the rest of the ‘charutans’ here nah… Yang Akak cuma nak highlightkan here adelah some of the best charutans yang ado dalam that particular article.
Mrasa, Akak quote…
“When is Mimi going to break open her giant Hello Kitty piggy bank and buy a shit load of stock in Adobe? Nobody loves Photoshop the way Mimi does. Photoshop should pay homage to their #1 client by renaming themselves MimiShop. It’s the least they can do.”
Memula cam trase jugak tertempek terkena mengena dengan diri Akak but then again lately, Akak men-photoshop-kan mende² for the sake of my website/ blog’s designs sajork dah dan nan ado dah sangats pun mengeditbagai photos2 personal so mrasalah Akak felt, hmmm ok, tak der kaitan dengan diri ini pun! Hiks! (mati la tak der photoshoot, sebab tu takder photos sendiri nak diedit, kan? LOL!)
“If Adobe ever went out of business, Mimi’s rainbow ass would melt down into a puddle liquefied Skittles.”
Hahahaha Akak pengsan tau website itiew punye writer’s very zasssttt bahasa² charutans terhadap artist² sana. Hmmm dia tak kena saman ke? Kang kalu Akak start do this kat my blog, kang ade jer surat saman arah naik masuk court bagai timbul kat inbox Akak kang, naya jer nak kena pi shopping baju polkadots, kan? Ops!
Owh and the last part yang dicarutskan dalam article ini, I suppose u ols better pi baca la sendiri kat site tu. Kang Akak amek boh sini, I might as well copy and paste the whole damn article without perlu me-linkback-kan to the site, kan? Hehehe… pi la baca the last part tu – pasai teteques Mimi! HAHAHAHA tergelak² terguling² Akak baco! LOL! But owh well, kang ade gak yang malas nak click here there and everywhere, so might as well Akak tempekkan sajork skali the last quality charutans terhadap Mimi itiew kat sini…
Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: “I have the farts.” However, her Hello Titties are delivering in the raw emotion department. In picture one they are saying to each other: “I loves you.” In picture two they are saying: “Hmmm…I’m kind of mad at you.” In picture three they are saying: “I HATE YOU!”
Hahahaha gampang kan? LOL! And when you compare those quotes about her titties with the three titties displayed dalam photo itiew, mrasalah, Akak can imagine the remarkable resemblance – imagination Akak kuat ok. Can you? Hiks!