KAN!?! Kaedahnye, if like this lar, I think my personal stylist & artistique team, combinaseeyon of Fie, Volks & Kak Vee (Suddenly I got the idea naming the three of u ols, “Le Veefievolks”, grand kan? Hiks!) mampu do more betterer granderer outfits, don’t you think so Drizella??? (Referring to Miss Róisín Murphy ni ler… hiks! Owh and if Drizella pun hampa dinch hui siapakah, mrasalah find out – Google-lah dikau for Drizella, Click here)
Annnyways, mrasa, back to our new superhero with overpowered supersupapowa (haha tringat Akak kat si pompuan sorang tu dalam Power Root punye advert itiew… “Trima kasih POWARUT”!)
Oh Miss Róisín Murphy huneyyy... The pink cororrr, I loike!!! But the poodle-like design and the latex gloves, in broad daylite, its a horrorrr! Hiks!
Oh Miss Róisín Murphy huneyyy… The pink cororrr, I loike!!! But the poodle-like design and the latex gloves, in broad daylite, its a horrorrr! Hiks!
Aiyoh! Please don’t save me, dear Superhero! Your bad outfit alone can kill me dah already! Hiks!
Aiyoh! More like SUPERHORROR dari SUPERHERO, kan? LOL! Tringat pulak aku Wicked Witch Of The West... eh, ke East tah? Yang telah dibottomizedkan (Ops!) oleh Dorathy of Kansas dalam citer Wizard of Oz tu, bkanka? LOL!
Aiyoh! More like SUPERHORROR dari SUPERHERO, kan? LOL! Tringat pulak aku Wicked Witch Of The West… eh, ke East tah? Yang telah dibottomizedkan (Ops!) oleh Dorathy of Kansas dalam citer Wizard of Oz tu, bkanka? LOL!
And the shoes – my god! LOL! I would die with it… WITH IT yer, not I would die FOR IT! Hiks!
Come come – lemme introduce to youols out theres yang belum kenal si dia iniew… (macam Akak la – sepanjang kehidupan Akaks, dinch lah Akak hui got family relatives sepuput sepapat sepipits yang merana sedemikan rupanya gelaran diberiew… hiks!)
Ingat ade Janda Baik sajork ke? Ha, mrasa, got also Janda merana, which, Akak have no idea lagumana boleh pi jadi sampai merana… mrasa…
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Mranakah dikau bersulamkan sakitnyetak hatik korang, entry tak perlu ni, memperkenalkan, JANDA MERANA! Mrasa! Akak nak buat poll! (Mati la poll hat hari tu results Akak tak sebarkan lagi, kan? LOL!). Nevermind. Nanti, kombinasi pengumuman results poll nih kang, kite do 2 in 1 naaa…
So Poll time! Mrasa mrasa Miss Poll kembali, kali ni dalam series Marathon… hiks! Come we vote2 poll2 bagai, and see brape ramekkah yang kekwatsly will mengaku yang dia memang tahu kewujudan pokok iniew… dan brape yang macam… errr… Akak! OPS!
Poll question:Siape yang tahu kewujudannya pokok Janda Merana iniew? Who yang before2 this already knew the existance of Salix Babylonica iniew?
Poll answer: Sepertinya Nurlea Laurielle Lai Leencheekang, yang bagaikan katak bawah tempurung, dok bawah tudung saji, dilapik bawah raga besaq, ditimbuni kotak dan seterusnya kontena Evergreen - taktau pa per abo (100%, 1 Votes)
Poll answer: Sudah mengetahui kewujudan tumbuhan pokok yang hidup matinya penuh dengan merana sajork... dah lama dah tahu... (0%, 0 Votes)
Total voters:1
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Mrasalah we shall see – adakah AKAK SORANG SAJORK yang apparently tak tahu menahu about this pokoks? Or ade lagi hamba Allah hamba Allah hat lain yang also dinch ketahuan about this pokok? Mrasalah kite dipukul Mother Nature katanya sama2, kan? Hiks!
PS: Hampa prasa dak – Janda Merana yang mek speku tak ler brape nak elok sangat time muda2 dulu tu, sebab tu mai tua2 besaq2 panjang gajah tokmia, tetap dok merana! Orang besaq2 pakat jadi Janda berhias, dia tak, merana sampai kesudah. Isk! Ginger… Ginger… EH!
Sorry. Anyways, did you guys terperasans dak, yang this particular Janda, ditanam oleh seorang lelakiew, bernama En. Nor Ariffin Bin Md. Nor… Nama dia saje pun, dah sesuatuh ni – begins with a Nor, ends with a Nor – Somemore its a he; yang apparently pi tanam pulak JANDA yang MERANA – aiyoh, how spooky that Tasik KJ can get ar!?! Hiks!
Mrasalah this, part 3 of the 11 blog-post-marathon Akak yang disifatkan naturally as the backdated posting series… ditype menaip gigihly on December 3rd also, bagi tujuan posting for tarikh November 17th… sekians! Hiks!
U ols! Akak gelak ngekek2 bace e-mail nih from 5thE! Macam sial sangat! Akak sker! Akak tak pasti la samada 5thE yang originally tulis menatang nih, or orang lain ke ape ke kan, but I just feel I ought to share zis! Haiyoh! Zis is so… so…
And so…..
Dracula made a visit to Malaysia, and so he visited his friends here to experience the warmth of his Malaysian counterparts.
And so he made a visit to Langsuir’s home. Seeing the dark, gloomy and eerie surroundings he commented
“Your place is really, i mean REALY SPOOKY!” amazed with Langsuir’s habitat.
That comment made Langsuir felt offended tremendously. Langsuir said to herself “Kau jaga Dracula, tunggu aku pi umah hang, baru kau tahu….. RASAINNN!!!”
And so, months went by and it was time for Langsuir taking her annual vacation, and she desided to visit Transylvania.
Dracula fetched her and took her to his lair. After looking around for a few minutes, Langsuir had her chance and commented back to Dracula
“Your place is so SPANTAT!!”
**** matilah~~~
As I was saying 5thE, this is so spantatly spookyly sial! Hahahahaha!
Dah lame la juger agaknye Akak dinch buat meme a.k.a. tagged entry nih; but thanx to 5thE Akak kembaliew dengan entry meme/ tagged entry katanye… hiks! Dan interestingnye tentang tagged/ meme entry kali iniew semuanye pasal 1, 1 and 1 only – mati la ‘One Night Only’, yer??? Hiks!
Kannn???
Dan bagi memenuhi kehendak every tagged/ meme entry, mrasalah, Akak nye jawapans to all the questions above, ya…
1 minit yang lalu, ape ada buat? - smoking dalam garage sambil tenung langit berbintang 2 3 sajork… hiks!
1 jam yang lalu, ape anda buat? - masak bread and butter pudding dengan Abang N sambil buat air ice lemon tea katanye… hiks!
1 hari yang lalu, apa anda buat? - berado di Hollywood in Gold Coast katanya – mrasalah, Warner Brothers Gold Coast theme park adventure!
1 jam lagi, apa anda akan buat? - buat taik mato; tido lah!
1 hari lagi, ape anda akan buat? - as planned dalam itinerary/ program holiday trip Akak iniew… SHOPPING di area Surfers Paradise
1 orang yang terakhir sms kamu? - local friend in Gold Coast!
1 orang yang terakhir menelefon kamu? - missed call from a private number on my Maxis number; Volksie, kamukah? Hiks!
1 mkanan yang baru dibeli? - erm… hurmmm… Raspberry Yogurt! Hiks!
1 barang yang baru hilang? - hilang? Barang? Hurmmm… nan ado. But if hilang pada awalnye, later jumper balik, boleh dikire tak? Hiks!
1 cerita yang baru ditonton? - ‘Over Her Dead Body’ dengan C.A.
1 hal yang terakhir digosipkan? - dengan BBM and Kak Long about how my auntie sudah hilang deria rase gara2 sudah tidak mampu merase kerana overdose sireh!
1 kata yang ingin diluahkan…? - ‘WHY?’
1 buku yang sudah dibaca? - magazine leh diambil kire as buku tak? Hehehehe
1 penyakit yang sering datang? - migraine, always lah! Hiks!
Yes! Dalam keadaan mengantiuks, Akak berjaye juger habis menjawab all the questions!!!
Mrasa, now, Akak nak meme-kan sape pulak, eh? Y Darklighter, Redmummy, mrasa! Hiks! Dan tetiber Akak lapaq- ish!
REMARKS: Entry created on April 24th 2008 for entry post on April 6th 2008
Occay occay…. So it’s like, yet another one of those ‘Backdated’ entries again I guess… But, what to do? Better do now dari lagiii la past tense macam ade dua tiga empat lima entries yang maha backdated tertunda tunggak! Mati lah bill! LOL!
Well, since Akak in the mood for some ‘Backdated’-past tense stories, mrasalah Akak just proceed sajork buat entry iniew, yang semestinya dinanti2kan oleh, not only 5thE, but I guess, hanak2 hayems show-dance-cultural groupie itiew as well. (Tetiber jer, terasa bagaikan ringan jer sangats jari jemari Akak nih nak menaip… B** – ops! Ok ok, serious2, not b u l & % # @ x 2 nah – ops! TETAP la kan nak TERsebut itiew perkataan B**, kan??!? LOL! 5thE – obvious sangatkah!? Janganlah kudimarahi nah Cik Fifi? OPS Lagi kah!? Lalalala…)
Anyways, berbalik kepada tajiuk entry kali nih. Cuba perhatikan tajuk entry BACKDATED kali iniew - (of course, minus the ‘Backdated’ part la kan…); Ha… yes, apakah!? “Haven’t lost my touch” katanya?!?!? Apakah whats the happening iniew!?! Adakah iniew kesah peng-raba-rabaans kah bagaikan kesah merogolan sepupu-duapupu kiew tempoh hari (LINK – tempoh hari lah sangat, KAN!? Hahahaha!)
Siapakah? Mangsa raba-rabaankiew? ADDINCH! Hello!@@!^((!*&@(#!~ Motif hengat Akak pelessi!? Siaulst tau! In the first place, iniew bukan entry berkisarkan 18XXX ber-raba-rabaans yer! 2nd of all – kalau yer pung Akak nak meraba2, bukannye iniew mangsanye, OPS! Lalalala… Anyways, sila perhatiewkan rambut ala ala feeling2 Erra Fazira itiew… hiks!
YES! “I haven’t lost my touch” disiniew bermaksiud; yer, Akak punye jari jemari yang ala ala gerga al keras-si iniew, masih mampu menghasilkan rambut kelepek sebeginiew rupe dan masih mampu utk touch-up lite2 wajah anak gadis muda trang2 dari Langkawi yang ado di UiTM skarang iniew… Akak sker lah (kalau sker, puji, kalau tak suke, carut – tapi jgn overdost caruti Akak yer, nanti SEB kang!? OPS!)
Apa kesahnye nih!?! Bilemasa pulak dah LKY pi make up dayang nih? Ke anak dara? Majlis apakah? Heheheh – mrasa… “CLICK HERE TO READ MORE” noh? Hehehehe! Sakit tak hatiew miew? LOL!
Ha, ada dikala brapa haribulan tah (tapi yang pastinye, awal bulan hari tu…) mrasalah time tu Akak balik ado di KL; dan pup pap pup pap pendekkan citer yang confirm panjang lebarnye nanti, I ols ikut 5thE ke tempat kerejnye untuk sama2 attend cultural festival/ show ape tah, Akak dah tak ingat namanye, tapi it was the closing ceremony.
Mrasalah memula datang ikut 5thE ingatkan nak menempek buat bengong jer; tapi lepas dah tgk 5thE giat sebok siapkan anak2 buahnye yang bakal buat show dance itiew, Akak tetiber terblend in and helped out. TU yang jadi dapat dandankan rambut anak hayam Akak dari Langkawi itiew ala ala style Erra Fazira itiew… Tak puas nengok pix tadi, kan? Mrasa Akak tempek satiew lagi…
Rambutmu berkelopak kelepek bagaikan Kak Erra, Bercurly-lah wurly chantek sunggoh tanpa MaryKay, Berdoyon2 klip rambut dikepalamu tak dapat nak kukira, Jangan sangkakan wiggerina dari Jenny ye; hey semua, itiew rambut ALSI dia occay!!!
TUDIAH! Siap berpantun lagi (pantun ke!? LOL!) Yang penting, betul u ols! Ramai teman2 si budak nih cakap dia pakei wig; alih2 sebenarnye itiew rambut aslinye. Mrasalah Akak girang la hasil tangan Akak masih menjadiew! LOL!
Aside from her, Akak ade lah juger tolong2 lite2 bantiew si 5thE tu ha – kesian dia, tak cukup menang tangan; EH!? Silap! Tak menang tangan… hiks! Mati la tangan sotongs noh?! Lalalalala…
And lepas dah siap2 tolong2 menolong siap2kan the girls bagai, tempekkan eyeliner lah, taruh kelopak shining mining bagai lah, boh bulu mata pelesu, cucuk rambut dengan bunga; EH! Silap lagi! Mati la syasyul! Cucuk bunga kat rambut meke; ha, lepas tu, mrasalah Akak ikut 5thE gi ke tempat show/ majlis penutupan itiew. Mujur lah Akak pakai berjenis bersopan; kalau buatnye Akak feeling2 drag2 semi lite2? PENGSAN!? LOL!
1st helping Akak – OPS! Mati la time tu tak diet lagi ok! Lalalalala…
Yang penting, Akak dapat duduk di row paling depan, VIP katanya, bersama2 5thE dan staff2 lain. Akak tetiber feeling2 staff also (die la feeling2 Cikgu Bedah dalam ‘Adik Manja’ – hahahaha!), mati la jeling2 kekwat kat adik2 kiri kanan depan belakang Akak! LOL!
The overall show was, ok, not bad, very entertaining, especially dance group si 5thE; sunggoh I never knew traditional dancing can be such an interesting thing to watch…
Other perfomances includes musical play, singing, dikir barat, dancing and stuffs… Semuanya very entertaining, kirenye Akak langsung tidak kebohsanan… especially bab Dikir Barat itiew – ops!
Tapi time Dikir Barat show tu la pulak 5thE kena baliks, and Akak also wasn’t feeling very well, so, mrasalah sempat rakam yang iniew sajork… Lalalalala…
Taste kan? Ops! You should see ade satu part yang this one group yang main music and ade sorang penyajak bagai tu, aiyoh! Ade 2 orang music player/ group member itiew, sangatlah drooling yer! Akak nengok tongkat dagu ok!
You know what; bile gi tetempat camnih, haiiih, it reminds me so much of zaman Akak mudo2 dulu, like zaman2 aktif di skolah, kolej, Uni bagai; *sigh again* how I wish… how I wish… LOL!
Pa per pon, 5thE, THANKS for a lovely evening hari tu and thanks for allowing me to be part of the ‘team’! Nanti nak ikut lagi nah!?
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Kannn???
