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Congratulations C.A. & Rania…

February 12th, 2010

Haiiiih! Hampa readers tok sah dok pikiaq bukan2 nah! Bukan Akak say congrats kat C.A. and Rania Escova Potpurinova tu, pasai depa nikah kawen bersanding naik pelamin diarak mathergajah bagai yer. Ooo kalau sebut congrats to two names, semestinya the two names are joined in marriage ley? Mana leh macam tu… and mana leh C.A. and Rania disatukan – sapa yang nak jadi top nanti? Mati la Akak dah bayangkan Rania pose pose “Wanna be on top?” dia yang famous se-Kedah ni, ops!

Hehehe and so if that’s not issue, then what? Kan? Ha… mrasalah…

Congratulasi yang pertama diucapkan kaedahnye kapada C.A. yang telah memulakan tugas barunya as… errr… as ape tah u ols cakap kat hem yesterday? Chief/ Head Chef? Matila DATO Chef Wan ditempelengnye CA, kan CA? Dinch perlu berDato’ bagai for u ols to be lead cook/ head chef baga di, errr… apa again nama otel tu? Mati la sms kegumbiraan CA yang katanya di hantar and reported as “SMS -SENT” to hp Akak, percaya la u ols, sampai ke hari sampai ke sudah tak der pa per pon ok. Thats why Akak macam tercengang the time you came to my office and tanya me about your sms tu – sebab Akak tak dapat… And then the truth came – Akak yang OVERLOOKED C.A.’s sms. Ya Ampun C.A.!!! Hiks, your sms tu, it was actually ada dalam inbox but Akak probably canceled the notification for new sms because Akak got irritated dengan sms sms busuk MAXIS dok hantar free tu la, join ni la, add tu ini la kan. So cam tu la kaedahnye. And with that, maka, Akak OVERLOOKED! Ops!

So anyways, back to C.A. – mrasalah, keja leklok nah, kat bustanihotel.com (Ha, ingat dah nama hotel tu – Bustani Hotel… Hehehe). Knowing CA the way I do, Akak pasti hampa2 pun akan sama jer macam Jgn gadoh2 dengan bini/ laki boss tau… jgn sentap ngan mak sedara dan sepupu kepada si owner yang katanya taste sangats tu (tunggu, hang tunggu. sit not sit “DOK TAK DUDOK” la tu… kan CA? Hiks!), hang tunggu! Esok jugak mak buat lawatan rasmi merasmikan hotel baru katanya anak syarikat dibawah naungan Hotel Seri Malaysia itiew… bkanka? :D Tahniah again yer CA. Akak doakan u ols kekal, kerja dihotel yang once upon a time suatu ketika tak lama lebih kurang 7, 8, years ago, was actually the erm… Pejabat Tanah Jitra ka apa ke tah… kan? :)

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Bustani Hotel - the website yang under construksi tau! Bukannye the hotel tu ok. Hotel tu dosi beroperasi yer...
Bustani Hotel – the website yang under construksi tau! Bukannye the hotel tu ok. Hotel tu dosi beroperasi yer…

Ok so that’s the “oh-congratulation-dear-friend” dedicated buat CA.

Now lets move on to the “oh-congratulaseeyon-sistarrr-for-the-great-clip” type of congratulations, katanya, hikhikhik (PS: Rania o Rania… jgn ditanya mana Akak dapat vid ni; siapa yang rakam; dan siapa yang bgi kat i ols, sebab semuanya Akak jawab – entah? LOL! Pun begitu, what I do know is that I don’t have to set up any spy cams or webcam ke, camera phone bagai dah lepas ni sebab dah dapat dah what I was looking for/ wanted to make this entry a reality… wah… giiitu la bahasa katanya! LOL!

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Kaedahnye, before that, Akak just perlu add video yang hat bawah ni dulu. Sebab the next video after this, ada kaitannye. Kaitannye ape? Hahahaha… you’ll see…

Ngangis tak? Clust kan? Noo… Ini belom perlu nangis lagi… belom boleh dikatakan sebagai “CLUST” lagi ok! Video selepas ni lagi nangisss ok! Lagi clust ok! Laaagi… eh, dah kul brapa ni – time for a wholesome breakfast! (Sambil mengambil plastic biru berkandungan 5 bungkuih nasi lemak; thanks Jeebsion for membelinya sebanyak 6, I tot u were kind sebab I asked to beli 4 u bought 6. So sweet. And alih2 I decided to become sweeter, maka, I will eat 5 and spare u 1. Nah? OPS!) Ok now, enuff details for breakfast, mrasalah time to cabut lari dulu before Akak Rania serang I ols! LARI!!!!!!!!!!

Right click here, save link/ file as
(FYI, its a 3gp filetype yer… ) and lepas dah save/ download, mrasalah view lah dengan your players.
Kalau tak leh view, please report ye dalam komentar. Akak shall do my best to kasik hampa semua boleh jugak tgk clip Rania terulung ini! Matilamak!

PS again: Rania! Woits! Bukan Akak tau yang taruh nama file tu like that nah. As Akak dapat from hp sapa tah, dah memang di namankan as Gila. Tapi memang Gila pun. Gila clusssssssttt pose pose tarian itiew!!! Hahahaha…

The new SUPERHERO with OVERPOWERED superpowers…

February 11th, 2010

KAN!?! Kaedahnye, if like this lar, I think my personal stylist & artistique team, combinaseeyon of Fie, Volks & Kak Vee (Suddenly I got the idea naming the three of u ols, “Le Veefievolks”, grand kan? Hiks!) mampu do more betterer granderer outfits, don’t you think so Drizella??? (Referring to Miss Róisín Murphy ni ler… hiks! Owh and if Drizella pun hampa dinch hui siapakah, mrasalah find out – Google-lah dikau for Drizella, Click here)

Annnyways, mrasa, back to our new superhero with overpowered supersupapowa (haha tringat Akak kat si pompuan sorang tu dalam Power Root punye advert itiew… “Trima kasih POWARUT”!)

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Oh Miss Róisín Murphy huneyyy... The pink cororrr, I loike!!! But the poodle-like design and the latex gloves, in broad daylite, its a horrorrr! Hiks!

Oh Miss Róisín Murphy huneyyy… The pink cororrr, I loike!!! But the poodle-like design and the latex gloves, in broad daylite, its a horrorrr! Hiks!

Waittt wait! There’s one more! Hiks!

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Aiyoh! Please don’t save me, dear Superhero! Your bad outfit alone can kill me dah already! Hiks!

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Aiyoh! More like SUPERHORROR dari SUPERHERO, kan? LOL! Tringat pulak aku Wicked Witch Of The West... eh, ke East tah? Yang telah dibottomizedkan (Ops!) oleh Dorathy of Kansas dalam citer Wizard of Oz tu, bkanka? LOL!

Aiyoh! More like SUPERHORROR dari SUPERHERO, kan? LOL! Tringat pulak aku Wicked Witch Of The West… eh, ke East tah? Yang telah dibottomizedkan (Ops!) oleh Dorathy of Kansas dalam citer Wizard of Oz tu, bkanka? LOL!

And the shoes – my god! LOL! I would die with it… WITH IT yer, not I would die FOR IT! Hiks!

See photo, tringat kawan2? Or see kawan2, tringat these photos?

February 10th, 2010

I suppose in Akak’s condition kan, yang bagaikan jauh macam dok kat bulan nih, walhal cerok utara ja noh, punya la payah nak jumpa kawan2 katanya. Hiks! Anyways, mati la ayat pertama entry ni tak habis lagi – *SAMBUNG* Bagi Akak yang dok jauh ni, kondisi Akak would be the earlier one – tgk gambar, tringat kawan2… (Errr sape yang tringat kawan2, terus bukan album tebal 500 pages melapik-alaskan gambar2 yang berframe ‘Kodak’ warna putih now turn kuning akibat keusangan? Ade… sape? Hehehe meka2 yang dah tua la! Hiish!)

Anyways, enuff mrapu – now continuing to Akak punye short posting kali ni. Now, what photos? Hehehe… mrasalah… THESE PHOTOS!

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THESE photos… tetiber Akak tertengok, lantas teringatkan Hooks the Kapitan & also si Volksie, biarpun now dinch Volkswagen and berpaling-tadah-bertukar kepada VIVA (tetap “V”, kan? Hehehe… padan la u leh ngam ngan Kak Vee! Kan? Hiks!)

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Valeri Hooksiah, what are you DOING!!?!?! No, you ols bukan yang tgh korek idung tu! Mak tringatkan kau, bila tgk yang kat belah kiri pic yang kecik comei lotei temetot muka ala ala lebih kurang u ols aje! Hiks! Gaduh pasai pa ni - takut laaa!!! Haha!

Hehehe… and Volksie, apa kes???

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Volksie, motif u ols ada kembar seiras, i ols dinch tau langsung!?! Pandainye dia semunyikkan identity kembars yiew itiew... hikhik!

Hehehehe macam macam la kan? Hikhok!

PS: FIFI, CA, kawan2 len2, harap bersabar yer. Your time will come, bile Akak dah ketemui la kan pix2 yang membuatkan Akak teringatkan u ols berdua… Lalalalaa…

Matila its all about “Bercakap”, “Banyak” dan “B….”

February 9th, 2010

Hahaha I wonder what’s with the last “B” word tu, kan? Hahahaha die la issue sensitivities! LOL!

Ini video pertama ni kisahnye pasal – BERCAKAP… BANYAK… hiks! Die lar yang bercakap banyak tu sebenarnye yang perlukan a RETAINER! Hiks!

And then, there’s this BABY yang also BANYAK (walaupun tak paham motif dan apa yang dicakapkannye itiew la kan) BERCAKAP dengan BAPAKnye… hiks!

And then, finally, this “B”… lalala…

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See why Akak save this last B and vid for last? Mati la jijiques!!! LOL!!!

Kezitau, kan!?! Mati la ada satu blog ni buat entry pasal video ni jugak, dengan titlenya “BILA PONDAN TAK TAU MALU” or something like that la kot. HAHAHAHA betul tu! Akak pun rasa nak pelempang jer bapok ni! HAHAHA

If…

February 6th, 2010

Say peeps, Akak got a q to ask lar…

Kalau bloggers, you know, ppl who writes, blogs la kan (hiks!), have that bloggers’ “PMS” period tu kan, it is then called… “Writer’s Block” – kan?

So… if designers, yang, designs sites, webs, logos, backgrounds and stuffs tu pulak, what do you call ‘em, eh?

“Designer’s… “??? What eh? Hmmmm…

Because Akak got like two or three designs, for webs and wallpapers yang due esok lusa ni and I think my designing department, as well as my writing staffs semuanya on a strike kot noh? … Hurmmm…

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Haiyoh!

Dan tiber tiber…

February 5th, 2010

As Akak was doin’ Akak nye usual web browsing, searchin’ for stuffs and what not bagai, bagi tujuan personal dan jugak kerje la katanya, Akak dengan tak semena2 terbeliak bijik mata di kala mata dah mula sayu kusu layu bagai kan… terus fresh katanya! LOL!

Kaedahnye… motif??? Bahasa apakah iniew???

iKonek
Ngeh ngeh ngeh

See I told u – mula mula iPod. Then iPhone. Then now iPad. Ha, yang LEBIH now, mrasalah – iKonek! Hiks!

Hmmm… Ini srupa kes kaedahnye macam Akak gi Istanbul dulu tu – ingat? Kes kedai namanya ZAKAR tapi jual karpet ka, barang kemas tah? Ha… ini also same same kes la kot, kan? Bahasa Istanbul ke? Ops! (Mati la WikiP*ki katanya, kan? LOL!)

Happy Weekendings semua! Muahs!

Yesterday geram, today also geram!

February 4th, 2010

Kan? Dua tiga menjak ni kan, asik2 citer pasal geeeeeeeeeram aje, kan? LOL!

Anyways, today’s topic geram tak der kaitan pasal demonstrasi bagaimanakah nak geram cara sawan babs katanya kan, hehehe… Hari ni issue bile geram dengan kucing bangsat tepi2 jalan yang suka2 hati mai nak curik makanan anak2 kucing kite lah, mai masuk laman umah kita suka2 hati MELABUR lah, mai ke umah kite tunjuk samseng lah… haaa, hari ni all pasal geram dengan kucing2 style2 cam tu. (PS: Manjaboy, Comelgirl, Baby and Adik – awas yer! Jangan kasik Mama naik hantian dengan hampa tau, haaa… nanti Mama buat laguni kat hampa baru tau! And lepas tu, baruuuu lah sesuai tetiber si Volksie akan hadapkan muka Akak ni kat SPCA, kan Volksie kan? LOL!)

Haaa… tudiah!

PS: Tapi kalau dok tak dudok hampa sengaja dok buat hal cam ni kat kucing2 kesayangan hampa, saja2 jer tak der keje, tu namanya hampa pendera tau! Akak tak kenal hampa tau! Lalalala… Now where’s that Chichi! Chichi?!! Meh sini! Come lets play with selofen tape meh meh! Maaati lah Jeebsion pukul aku pulak lepas tu! HAHAHA!

Wannna see cemana bile Akak geram kat office!?!

February 3rd, 2010

These past few days kan since the last post Akak blogged pasal the ever so pelik iPad tu (ish! iPad la pulak – what will they think of next? iBra? Ops!), Akak have been very stressed tau at work, busy not to mention, and plus, at times, very der very geram ya amats tau; at times with the work itself, at times with si Jeebsion tu (OPS!) and at time, just geram dengan ChiChi (si Jeebsion nye cat – and not to mention dengan si Comel gigirl tu jugak – lepas2 branak jer, makin mengada! Haha!).

And just this afternoon, I got to know about this video yang Akak rasa sangatlah sesuai dijadikan panduan untuk anda2 yang nak tgk cemana gayanya when Akak naik hantian naik geram brabuk and very der upsets! Mrasa la terus Akak uploadkan this video, buat tatapan semua, so that kalo ado yang tetiber sengaja carik pasal nak kasik Akak naik hantian, ha, awas…! Hehehe…

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It will be something like this lar…

And when Akak said something like this tu, I really meant ’something like this aje’ occayyy… and bukan exactly like this tau!

Ko kenapa tetiber nak speku bile Akak naik hantian sawan jer, meradang ngamok bagai jer, Akak terus2 aje feeling2 nak sumbatkan remote controls ke lublub jubs Akak – Ko gile?!!! Ada banyak menatang lain lagi boleh Akak gunakan, alih2 nak guna remote control?!! Habis tu nak tgk tv/ pasang music kat stereo (whatever remote control that is la kan, hehehe) dengan apenye kalau dah disumbatkan ke dalam lubs2 jubs Akak ni ha? Hahahah!

How iPads could change the face of the web? Aiyoh!

February 2nd, 2010

Don’t have to wait and see larrr what these “i” “i” “i” products thingy can do, would do, and definitely change the face of the web as well as us all surfers kan… ha, ni ha, if you could look at my face now, aiyoh, just by seeing the size of that thingy, dah buatkan muka I jadi srupa erm… hmmm… nevermind, that’s my problem! Hehehe darling, which one is you tetekkk ah? ONE TWO THREE? Pressing! Pressing! (Maaati la tetiber script QUEMAR mencelah bedah masuk dalam posting sharing is caring ni (nowadays macam2 bahasa depa guna, RETWEET lah, TRACKBACK lah, ha, apa lagi tah, macam2 lah konsep nama2 nya semuanya WALHAL sebenar2nya, TETAP concept macam Akak nak buat ni – HIGHLIGHT COPY & PASTE! Tadaaa!!! Hiks!)

iPad CEO with the new Apple iPad
Sentap tak!?! Sebesar2 tidak gedabaknye menatang tu! Imagine later they feels2 like converting it to be a phone - HOW!? hehehe

Mrasalah click click here here to read the story mory! Hiks!

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Nah! Mrasa!

When in 2007 Apple launched the iPhone not only reinvented the phone but it also introduced a revolutionary user experience that has changed definitively the way to browse the Web with a mobile device then before.
In that same period, I remember browsing the Web with a Nokia or Windows Mobile phone was an arduous undertaking: webpages was unreadable on small screens on portable devices, slow to render in mobile browsers and all available options that allowed users to fit pages to screen (for increasing readability) was ridiculously worse than the problem they was trying to fix.

With the iPhone, Apple has changed the rules of use and enjoyment of online contents with smartphones by creating an user experience that allows users to see everything at a size that’s readable and has forced its competitors to a rapid run-up to copy that model. The big success of the iPhone has also imposed, for the first time, to internet companies, online newspapers and bloggers to pay a big attention to mobile version of their websites: according to AdMob December 2009 Mobile Metrics report, iPhone OS dominates the market of smartphones generated traffic with a share of 51%.

This scenario led to a change of perspective in designing websites for mobile phones: it is not the devices that needs to adapt to the page layout, but is the page structure that needs to be designed for the specific device. The large diffusion of websites optimized for iPhone is the most concrete example of this trend characterized by one-column layout, simpler navigation bars with biggest tabs and links that perfectly fit with the iPhone’s touch interface (read also this post: Best Practices To Develop Perfect Websites for iPhone and Mobile Devices).

What could happen in the next months with the launch of iPad? Without doubt, the large screen lets users browse standard web pages in a easier way than on iPhone, so there will not be particular problems to see every website. That will change is probably the way to interact with web pages by exploiting the potential of multi-touch interface as has already happened for iPhone and iPod Touch games (take a look at Gameloft N.O.V.A. presentation on iPad during the Apple Keynote) and this will significantly influence and innovate the structure of web pages and their features.

And what about the lack of Flash on the iPad (link on iPhone and iPod Touch)? I think the Apple’s choice drastically limits the access to many websites but it could be, hopefully, a big opportunity to accelerate the slow process to switch to the HTML 5.

THE AUTHOR: Antonio Lupetti is an italian engineer, pro blogger, Mac user, founder of woorkup.com. He lives in Rome, Italy. Follow Antonio on Twitter or take a look at his Facebook Profile.

PS: Suddenly ala ala macam tasty pulak si sapa namanya dia tu, Apple CEO Steve Jobs hat kat ataih tadi tu dok present2 the new Apple iPad tu… Suddenly kan Mr. Jobs, I rase, you ols sangats candiew… tasty, very der! (Sambil cuit peha Fifi, spedo jerrrkkk! Hahaha)… Ape kata u kasik kat I segala mak nenek yang ado sangkut paut dengan Apple/ Mac??? Mrasa jgn u courier bok mai buah LAI dengan buah EPAL dah la! Hahahahaha!

February 1st – On ‘maternity leave’!!!

February 1st, 2010

Kaedahnye – pejam celik terbeliak sepet, angin taufan nan ado, ribut water2 problem like what Queeemar described it kan… and as C.A. yang jauh di sana ceruk SINGAPURA pernah berkata… “SIT NOT SIT” aje (Sit Not Sit = Dok Tak Dudok laaa the Malay versinye… isk!), tetiber lak Akak yang tak der kabar brita tentang issue naik pelamin menikah sanding bagai, tup tup, amek maternity leave la pulak, kan? Hikhik – speku la lekaih, speku lah! Akak ngandungkan/ deliverkan anak siapakah iniew??? Biarpun kewarasan minda kita berkata2…

“Maaatilakau LKY ko feeling nak branak bersalin maternity leave segala bagai; kaedahnye, ko nak branak kot mana tatau?!! Even if ko manage to find a way to branak, 1st 1st sekali nak jer tanye – ko MAMPU ke ngandung, let alone branak?”

Wahhh siapa yang brani charuts Akak itiew? Sungguh biadaps dan kurang sopan! Dah la biadap dan kurang sopan, bedengung pulak tu! Hiks! Bukan Akak yang nak branak la hawauness! Hiks! Akak on maternity leave “ON BEHALF” katanya untuk… errr… wait, cemana nak address eh? Binatang? HEY! Its true! Bukan Akak nak charuts or ngata orang nak branak tu binatang! Masalahnye, MEMANG binatang pun! Hiks! It’s Comelgigirl!!!

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About 8 bulan sudah or so, “Adik” and “Baby” selamat dibranakkan oleh si Comel, biarpun Gugurl Akak tu a bit blur donno what to do, sampaikan the 1st anak dia (yang sulong la, Baby & Adik came in later on) tu mati at birth katanya akibat the mother donno what to do, and somemore me also donno what to do la kan (go search archive bulan June tahun lepas, ado la citernye tu… hiks!).

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DSC01882 - Akak was expecting maybe 2 to 3 ekor yang kuar, but tgk2, sekor jer... very der tau preperasi dibuat segala bagai, hehe! But thank God Comel's ok, and her baby too... survived!

And now, mrasalah, as Baby and Adik (especially Baby, the very the sehat walafiat tembamness nye sekarang ni Nanti Akak snappy2 nah!) baru jer nak jejakkan kaki2 meka masuk alam mating dan ngada2 gatai2, si Comel telah selamat melahir-branakkan sekor lagi, errr jantina belom dikenal pasti lagi, nanti la Akak check and habaq no? Nama pun tak budget2 apa lagi at the present time – ala, lagikpun, sekor jer pun…

And speaking of sekor aje pun ni la, dengan berat hati Akak nak kena give away this one walaupun kalernye macam membrangsangkan kelompok family Manjaboy and Comel ni. but still, Akak dah ala ala determined hari tu dah, no more, after Adik and Baby, cukup2 la dok ada 4 ni pun dah penat semput membela, kan… Tapi tu la, kesian ade, sayang pun ade, tgk la cemana as time progresses kannn…

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DSC018831 - The ever so lovely process penyucian the newly born baby... errr... girl or boy donno la kan... hiks! Eh, penyucian? I meant pencucian. Ish!

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DSC01885 - Tgk gaya perut, boyots masih. Dosi selesaikah? Or ade incoming lagi ni? Hmmmmm...
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