Archive for January, 2010

What is Design?

January 31st, 2010

Kan? What what what is it? Mrasalah… lets CIO (Check It Out lah! Hish!), apakah yang really dimaksiudkan by the word, “DESIGN”… Lets!

More design, less sleep - correctomundo!
But Akak nyer kesah, kalu tak kebusyan with designs pon, tetap kureng tido jugak, kaedahnye gara2 keje lain pulak... kan? Hiks!

Design - Not - FashionableWallpaper katanya...
Tudiah! Not about making fashionable, wonderful, colorful wallpapers katanya yer... Hiks!

More “What is Design” definisi yer, right after the toggle yang now dosi improved with Jquery effect sliding fading bagai yer. Suke lah! :D

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Shocking? Not so lar… Expected? I suppose…

January 30th, 2010

Apekebendenye yang so the expected yang not so shocking sangat tu? Ape kes? Well, I’m sure ramai dah tahu kot… Bagi Akak, well, I expected as well cuma tak der lah sangke sampai nak jadi so public dan disuarakan terang2an sebegini rupa, kan…

Apenye!?! Akak nak kawen ke? Hahaha addinch lah!

Suzanne Roberts turut serta terkezuts
Yesza... Suzanne Roberts, host and producer of Seeking Solutions with Suzanne, ALSO terkezut sama2 dengan Akak yer. BTW Auntie, I know lar they said u ols katanya ala ala like the public access version of Barbara Walters... hiks! Barbara who? But then again, mimik muka terkejut u ols tu lagi menakutskan dari us yang terkejut dengan berita ini ok. Hiks!

Habis tu, ape kes? Sampai Auntie kat atas ni pon terkejut dog katanya, kan… hiks!

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Niiinnnndiaaaa ni ha!!! Fasal Volksie’s feberet singer. Hiks! Seems like the two of u share the same interest? Hiks! (PS: Hey hey hey! I dinch charuts Volksie yer! What I meant was both of them gemar MUZIK, korangkenapa?!! Nak jadi stonefire eh!?! Hiks! Volksie…. muahs! Hehehe!)

Shocking News
Carutans directs to the glory magaparoyo to the world of survival kits - George Michael katanya, suke... ops! Maaatilaaa DEC 6TH TAHUN LEPAS punya gossip a.k.a SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Brani Mampos!) Hiks!

Very der kan? Altho some might say “Ala, dah agak lama dah… ” or like “Elllehhh… orang tau dah laaama dah lerr…”, still, bagi Akak, story December 6th tahun lepas ni, Akak baru dapat tau tadi sajork. Hiks!

In the beginning of an interview George Michael did with The Guardian, the interviewer writes about how these German girls waited for hours outside of his house to get his autograph. Well, the German girls should’ve disguised themselves as hairy leather daddies and hung out at Hampstead Heath. It only would’ve taken a few minutes for George Michael to show up to autograph their faces with the ink from his peen. That’s because George just loves huntin’ for park dick at Hampstead Heath when the weather is warm enough to keep his butt cheeks toasty.

George, who has an open relationship with his partner Kenny Goss, said, “The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer even–ing. Quite often there are campfires up there. It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d off your tits shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed. DyaknowhatImean?”

Oh, I know what you mean, Georgie. You’re a naturist. You just love the musty aroma of pine needles mixed in with ass sweat and foreskin fromage. It’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole.

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Aiyoh! Akak tak tahan ok the “… it’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole…”, kan? LOL!

Anyways, sekian dulu khidmat sharing is caring bits and infos from the net for today yer… now, mrasa, back to… work… Lalala…

Testing the show/hide expandable content

January 30th, 2010

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry’s standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.

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The rules of this puzzle are this and that.

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It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

Deira

deira city center

Deira City Center

Deira City Center

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The rules of this puzzle are this and that.

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

It is a long established fact that a reader will be distracted by the readable content of a page when looking at its layout. The point of using Lorem Ipsum is that it has a more-or-less normal distribution of letters, as opposed to using ‘Content here, content here’, making it look like readable English. Many desktop publishing packages and web page editors now use Lorem Ipsum as their default model text, and a search for ‘lorem ipsum’ will uncover many web sites still in their infancy. Various versions have evolved over the years, sometimes by accident, sometimes on purpose (injected humour and the like).

Deira

deira city center

Deira City Center

Deira City Center

Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

January 29th, 2010

Mati la tajuk entry tetiber menyentap katanya – imagine we change that into BM and cakap 3 kali cepat2…

DARA! DARA! *and right before I ols sempat nak habiskan the 3rd-time ‘Dara’ itiew, tetiber, Akak dicucuk, maka termelatahlah Akak sambil berkata2…* DARAI!

Ops! Hiks! Sorry – tapi entry kali ni tak der langsung kaitan dengan UDA dan DARA, TRUNA dan MAK UDA, Riang Tirana… e eh? Hehehe… Seriously, I mean it. Kalau tak pecaya, ha, tgk kat related post tags – motif, tak der usur2 persis seperti Akak nak berceramah pidato fasal VIRGIN-ness, KAN? See… You olst semua2 alwayst tau suke nak tuduh Akak melulululululu! Hiks!

Ok lah – so if tak der kaitan dengan kedaraan serta kedaraian bagai, hehe, the, what? Hehehe… Mrasalah… it’s something yang ado kaitan relation related bersangkut paut bagai dengan…

Sir Richard Charles Nicholas Branson

Siapakah? No no no – not one of the characters dalam Harry Porter hat jadi hantian and keeps on muncul2 kat kawasan Hogwarts tu… that’s Sir Nicholas the headless bitch la – ops! Tetiber… watch you lingo Missy LKY! Hiks! Aaanyways, takkan that’s the only SIR that u ols can think of? Awat? Dia tu sorang tu ja nama dia yang dok ada Nicholas? Even if so, apakah kaitan dia dengan VIRGIN!?! Kan? Haaa mrasalah this particular SIR Akak maksudkan ini adalah that one la, hat always pakai kot2 blazer2 jeket2 satu suit sepadan dengan seluar dan underwear sekali kot, hat dok ada lambang2 UK tu… yesza! The English versi of Air Asia’s Dato’ Tony Fernandez itiew, hiks, the one and only, VIRGIN ATLANTIC Airlines owner… eh, founder… ler… same jer… hiks!

But again, itu juga bukan lah issue yang Akak nak bangkitkan. Hampa nak tahu sejarah cemana dia start bukak airlines bagai, pi WIKIPEDIA! Sia sia ada kompiter tapi dinch mau GOOGLE (Motif? Siap bercapslock serta memberikan khidmat fast LINK? Ado upah dari WIKIPEDIA and GOOGLE kot noh? Hehehehe mmmungkin…)

Anyways, now, actually, the one thing Akak nak voice outkan kat sini ialah… BETULKAH? BENARKAH? SERIOUSKAH? REALLY HAPPENING AH? AIYOH – questions questions questions! You want answers? MRASALAH click dimana yang sepatutnye yer… kuikuikui (NO NO NO! Not the Google and Wikipedia! Ish! Ni, the Click to show more of this entry linky ni ler! Hish!)

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Nih ha… Tak cukup dia buat airline yang masih VIRGIN yang flies around the world. across the ATLANTIC, katanya, dia (Sir Richard Branson lah! Hish! Cuba concentrate sket… hoihoihoi!) now dah came up with VIRGIN GALACTIC lah pulak katanya… haiyoh!

Virgin Galactic
The official unveiling of the 1st ever commercial airliner into out of space! Ish... macam macam la depa ni!

Commercial passenger airliner ley? Macam citer “STAR FLIGHT ONE” hat dulu2 tu la katanya, kan… Ha, mrasalah depa ni pon feels feels like going to places where Starship Troopers & Starship Enterprise jer yang selalu dok fly -together2 with ET, Luke Thighwalker… Darth Invader… OBee-Comeon-Boneme… C3PBlow… Ops! Tetiber, nama2 persis porno actors katanya kan? Mati la Squirt Reynolds & George Pooney… Lalala (Nak tgk video pasal nama2 porno2 actors nih, mrasalah view video ni -> Lalalala…

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NOTE*: If I were you, I’d tekan play the video, and then pause it, kasik it loads habis dulu, then play balik, baru leh concentrate/ enjoy the video. Or else, asik la tersangkut2, putunnn sangat, rite or not? Hiks!

Aiyoh! Mati la lari topic! Anyways, ni ha, yang Akak nak query kat sini kan, although katanya dosi buat the grand Virgin Galactic unveiling bagai somewhere early January hari tu, with website yang ala2 out of this world, containing data2 about this whole mega-universe project bagai ni kan, still, Akak risau, ni semua ala ala macam dalam video yang ni… (Ha this video mrasalah HAVE to watch because got kaitan dengan Akak nye keraguan itiew…)

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NOTE*: If I were you, I’d tekan play the video, and then pause it, kasik it loads habis dulu, then play balik, baru leh concentrate/ enjoy the video. Or else, asik la tersangkut2, putunnn sangat, rite or not? Hiks!

Ha, notice tak? Semuanya, ADO? Nan ado! So, taking that case into account and consideration bagai, mrasalah Akak mula la nak speku Sir Richard Branson ni is doing it again… Hmmmm… what u ols thinks?

Sape cakap Military-men got only 1 type of uniform!?!

January 28th, 2010

Angkat tangan!?! Sape yang cakap/ believe that these boys/ men in uniforms, got only 1 type of mat-terap-kind-of uniform jer??? Well, you thought wrong! What you believed tu, karut!

These boys/ men don’t just have that one type of uniform, ape, what do they call it? Ape tah? Celorong? Celerong? Ala – you guys know what I mean. Ginger lagi tau, kan? Dia kan pernah jadik duta uniform/ pakaian rasmi/ model untuk uniform puak2 Angkatan Tentera DiRaja Malaysia, ATM katanya, kan? Hiks!

Clust tak?
Clust lah! Lepas ni Kakak Ginger nak gi berperang di medan tempur di DUBAI katanya pada hari VALENTINES DAY ini yer - ops!

Annnyways… berbalik kepada topic citernye kali ni… Yes! Untuk pengetahuan semua, meka2 puak2 tentera ni, diaorang ade uniform lain juger yer, and kalu nak tahu, hikhokhikhok, you know what to do… click clock cleck! Hiks!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Clust kan?

Fashionable Army?
Who can tell, sape antara 3 orang askar ni, yang ade fashion-style-sense siket dalam diri sanubarinya itiew? Hiks! Love the combi-redness top and boxer itiew, kan? Lalalala!
Soldiers from the U.S. Army First Battalion, 26th Infantry take defensive positions at firebase Restrepo after receiving fire from Taliban positions in the Korengal Valley of Afghanistan’s Kunar Province, in this May 11, 2009 file photo. Spc. Zachery Boyd of Fort Worth, TX, far left was wearing “I love NY” boxer shorts after rushing from his sleeping quarters to join his fellow platoon members. From far right is Spc. Cecil Montgomery of Many, LA and Jordan Custer of Spokane, WA, center. (AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)

Mati la Akak! Lari dulu sebelum Akak kena tembak dengan senapang gajah! Hahaha!

Tennis, anyone?

January 27th, 2010

Mrasa now, who vants to flay tenniz wiz Akak??? Hey don’t play play arh! My moaning for each stroke I make as the ball hits the surface of the stick Akak holding tu (AIYOH! Akak was referring to the tennis reket tu ler, yang Akak pegang2 tu, nak main bola tennis tu, ish! Otak masing2, tak ingat! Lucah! Ops!), very der Martina Navratilova pon confirm re-retire ok buat kali kedua; Serena Williams also sanggup surrender awai2 dengan Akak tau! Even Martina Hingis pon nangis kuar hingus tau! Hiks!

Martina Navratilova
Martina Navratilova, smiling, as she re-bersara dari donia tennis dengan kemunculannye Akak dipersada moaning, eh, tennis I mean! OPS! Dia senyummm jer, dinch sedeh, pelessi jugak ke? Dia taste kat Akak la tu! OPS!
Serena Williams
Katanya Serena Williams on Grass - clust! Reminds me of Ginger la pulak tetiber, kan? HAHAHA!
Martina Hingis
Martina Hingis - Nevermind her on the right side of the pic, soalan Akak, Anna Kourkova tu, adek bradek Victoria Secret\'s Angel, si Karolina Kourkova tu ke eh? And after answering that, baru korang jawabs - these two ladies ni, si Anna and Martina ni, lesvos meh?

Whatever – anyways… hiks! Mrasalah! Who wants to play play tennis balls, eh, tennis, with Akak, cepat? Lets! How to play? LIKE THIS!

Tennis-Anyone?
Tennis, anyone??? Ops! (PS - 2nd OPS coming up - I ols rase cam candiew jew avang activist itiew, kan? Macam, selammmbakkk kemeriahannye terserlah - aiyoh! OPS! EH, make that 3 ops! HAHAHA!)

“A Palestinian demonstrator uses a tennis racket to return an empty tear gas canister at Israeli soldiers during a protest against the controversial Israeli barrier in the West Bank village of Bilin near Ramallah October 23, 2009. (REUTERS/Yannis Behrakis)”

HA! Like this lah! Dinch la mau perlu guna the yellowish greenish hard-not-so-so balls pelbagai brandings sekarang ni katanya kan… mrasalah kite guna BOMB saja! Sure lepas hit it, maka, BERDENTUMLAH kebaaabbooommm side pihak opponent kite itiew, kan? Hiks! (Asal tetiber hari ni Akak rase, macam, Akak ngajar buat jahat jer ni – cakap pasal sticks, balls, itu ini, and now, this? Heheheh – nak buat cemana – trend… wahhh gitu! HAHAHA!

Wahhh… GIGIH! Tekun! Yakin! Hebats lah!

January 26th, 2010

At some point in our lives kan, we’re surely akan terserempak with images, videos, things, people, events and etc. yang akan ala ala inspirekan us to be better, kan? (Yer, biarpun Akak telahpun dinobatkan as HERO yer yang gambarnye diriku diabadikan dalam wallet lah, posters lah, tak tahan sekali, photo frame ala ala pemuja dipuja bagai tu kan… hiks! What Akak talking the abouts? Mrasalah check the previous posting itiew, hish!) Aaaanyways, as Akak was saying, biarpun Akak dosi bergelar HERO, and ppl should look up to me and nampak Akak as being inspiring katanya kan, still, Akak humble down to the very grave the earth one ok… still,… Akak mampu, to find others yang LEBIH inspiring untuk Akak terusmajukentalkan diri Akak iniew… (kental? Hurmmm nape Akak tetiber tringat curly-fries Mc D tatau tetiber? Owh no wonder la – lunch time! HIKS!)

Anyways, mrasalah, nak tak see what Akak maksud-bebelkan kat that opening paragraph yang penuh mampat dan jitu itiew? Come come, Akak sharing is caring. Perhaps and hopefully la kan, it shall inspire u ols too! I know JEEBSION will get inspired too – if only he’s up from bed now! CHIT!

Photographer Gigih
Photographer of the Year Akak kasik title kat kau tau! Jeebsion, bila lagi? Come come, lemme semaaaasshhhhh your feet, mau? Ops!

AP photographer Emilio Morenatti takes pictures as he is carried on a stretcher out of the University of Maryland Medical Center’s R Adams Cowley Shock Trauma Center to be transferred to the Kernan Orthopaedics and Rehabilitation Hospital in Baltimore, Tuesday Aug. 25, 2009. Morenatti, whose left foot was amputated after a bomb blast in Afghanistan, was transferred Tuesday to a rehabilitation hospital in Baltimore, where he will be fitted for a prosthesis. (AP Photo/Enric Marti)

Ha tudiah! Itulah yang dikatakan, sudahlah jatuh ditimpa tangga, NEVER abaikan each passing moment yang mendatang biarpun in pain karna masa itiew emas – well, in this case, masa itiew adalah, what, darah kah? Matilah dia gigih nak snappy2, mesti tgh tak rasa pa per pain sekali pon kat kakinye itiew, kan? Hiks! (Jeebsion! Mari, apa kata Akak BOMBkan kaki yiew – see if you’d be on the katil usung kat spital tu with you Nikon masih di galaih dileher hang and do snappy2… kan? Lets! Experimentasikan? Matila Akak jap lagi – Lalalala…)

PS: Inspired tak u ols2 semua? Mesti inspired jugak kan? Tak kira walau apa kondisi we’re in katanya, apa yang kita minat itiew harus kita teruskan… dan diteruskan… biarpon dilabelkan as tak serik2… kan? (Motif? Hint2 apakah? Hahahaha!)

A ‘Comeback’… A ‘Hero’…

January 25th, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen… my fellow bloggers, blog readers, visitors and all…

Sincerely from the bottom of my heart, I wish to ask for your forgiveness, for I have long neglected my blog/ website. I know the word ‘Sorry’ may not cover up the backlogs of entries and posts I once promised to do and what not, so I’ve decided to include this video, hoping all of you would understand why I’ve been so quiet these days, and of course, hoping you guys would eventually forgive me…

Kaedahnye! I’ve been a HERO ok, HERO tau bukan HEROINE tau ko ado!?! Hahaha! Gile tau! Pecah peruts si Jeebsion, CA and Akak buat menatang-alah ni subuh2 pagi ni! LOL! Owh well… at least, marks a comeback la kan… hiks!

PS: Comeback apo? Hey! Comeback for berblogging lah! Ko kenapa?!!

Hepi Niew Yeeerrr “Two Tauzand Ten” people!!!

January 1st, 2010

Mrasa! Akak nyer New Year’s wish katanya delayed siarannye, memandangkan Akak still dalam tema JET LAG baru balik over the sea Dubai The Palm Jumeirah bagai katanya kan… Hiks! Takper. Nanti Akak akan kembali kejar waktu kejar masa dan updatekan blog Akak accordingly (Aiyoh! Tu azam taun ni ker… or taun lepas punye tu? LOL!)

Apa apa pon! Mrasalah! Akak fongkiused kejaps! Nape bile Akak search Google for “New Year 2010 Greetings” image katanya, tetiber, resultnya, kuar image ni??? CLICK HERE Nape eh??? Hiks!

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