1. BF handsome elok seelok elok alam, GF macam gampang, BURUK mukanya even simen can’t do the trick on her face – minah senget sangats!!!

2. GF punya la lawa mengalahkan Ratu Chantek, BF pulak yang HODOH srupa jebon kelingbotol tepi jalan! (Kalu idak tak der lah citer BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, kan? Hiks!)

3. Laki sekaya2 tidak, bininya pulak dah ler tak bersen berringgits, kering suka makan roti dengan kaya, kuat pulak MENGIKIS – kezi!

4. Bini pulak tokoh koperat berjaya, si laki pulak tokoh KEPARAT!

I rest my case, Your Honor… (Sambil pose pose Legally Brunette… haha!)

Betul la kan? I mean, like, ada lagi actually – (mati la sebenarnye tak rested pon my case… kan? LOL!) Ade yang tall, partner short. Ade yang fat fat, got la partner yang chaser slimmy slim slim… I mean… as much as we wanna think it’s unfair, but, hey, itu hakikatnya and that’s what makes, A PAIR. Kan? Not unless you’re settling for 3somes!?! OPS! Lalalala…

DISCLAIMER: Akak tak der niat nak ngata mengata kenakan sapa² eh – so toksah nak emo nak feeling² as tho this entry was intended to bring you down, k? (Whoever lah that YOU is la kan… LOL!)