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Posted on Saturday, February 6th, 2010 at 10:10 pm by Laurielle.  No comments

Say peeps, Akak got a q to ask lar…

Kalau bloggers, you know, ppl who writes, blogs la kan (hiks!), have that bloggers’ “PMS” period tu kan, it is then called… “Writer’s Block” – kan?

So… if designers, yang, designs sites, webs, logos, backgrounds and stuffs tu pulak, what do you call ‘em, eh?

“Designer’s… “??? What eh? Hmmmm…

Because Akak got like two or three designs, for webs and wallpapers yang due esok lusa ni and I think my designing department, as well as my writing staffs semuanya on a strike kot noh? … Hurmmm…

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Haiyoh!

Dan tiber tiber…

Posted on Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 11:10 pm by Laurielle.  2 comments

As Akak was doin’ Akak nye usual web browsing, searchin’ for stuffs and what not bagai, bagi tujuan personal dan jugak kerje la katanya, Akak dengan tak semena2 terbeliak bijik mata di kala mata dah mula sayu kusu layu bagai kan… terus fresh katanya! LOL!

Kaedahnye… motif??? Bahasa apakah iniew???

iKonek
Ngeh ngeh ngeh

See I told u – mula mula iPod. Then iPhone. Then now iPad. Ha, yang LEBIH now, mrasalah – iKonek! Hiks!

Hmmm… Ini srupa kes kaedahnye macam Akak gi Istanbul dulu tu – ingat? Kes kedai namanya ZAKAR tapi jual karpet ka, barang kemas tah? Ha… ini also same same kes la kot, kan? Bahasa Istanbul ke? Ops! (Mati la WikiP*ki katanya, kan? LOL!)

Happy Weekendings semua! Muahs!

Yesterday geram, today also geram!

Posted on Thursday, February 4th, 2010 at 11:34 pm by Laurielle.  No comments

Kan? Dua tiga menjak ni kan, asik2 citer pasal geeeeeeeeeram aje, kan? LOL!

Anyways, today’s topic geram tak der kaitan pasal demonstrasi bagaimanakah nak geram cara sawan babs katanya kan, hehehe… Hari ni issue bile geram dengan kucing bangsat tepi2 jalan yang suka2 hati mai nak curik makanan anak2 kucing kite lah, mai masuk laman umah kita suka2 hati MELABUR lah, mai ke umah kite tunjuk samseng lah… haaa, hari ni all pasal geram dengan kucing2 style2 cam tu. (PS: Manjaboy, Comelgirl, Baby and Adik – awas yer! Jangan kasik Mama naik hantian dengan hampa tau, haaa… nanti Mama buat laguni kat hampa baru tau! And lepas tu, baruuuu lah sesuai tetiber si Volksie akan hadapkan muka Akak ni kat SPCA, kan Volksie kan? LOL!)

Haaa… tudiah!

PS: Tapi kalau dok tak dudok hampa sengaja dok buat hal cam ni kat kucing2 kesayangan hampa, saja2 jer tak der keje, tu namanya hampa pendera tau! Akak tak kenal hampa tau! Lalalala… Now where’s that Chichi! Chichi?!! Meh sini! Come lets play with selofen tape meh meh! Maaati lah Jeebsion pukul aku pulak lepas tu! HAHAHA!

Wannna see cemana bile Akak geram kat office!?!

Posted on Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 at 10:33 pm by Laurielle.  No comments

These past few days kan since the last post Akak blogged pasal the ever so pelik iPad tu (ish! iPad la pulak – what will they think of next? iBra? Ops!), Akak have been very stressed tau at work, busy not to mention, and plus, at times, very der very geram ya amats tau; at times with the work itself, at times with si Jeebsion tu (OPS!) and at time, just geram dengan ChiChi (si Jeebsion nye cat – and not to mention dengan si Comel gigirl tu jugak – lepas2 branak jer, makin mengada! Haha!).

And just this afternoon, I got to know about this video yang Akak rasa sangatlah sesuai dijadikan panduan untuk anda2 yang nak tgk cemana gayanya when Akak naik hantian naik geram brabuk and very der upsets! Mrasa la terus Akak uploadkan this video, buat tatapan semua, so that kalo ado yang tetiber sengaja carik pasal nak kasik Akak naik hantian, ha, awas…! Hehehe…

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It will be something like this lar…

And when Akak said something like this tu, I really meant ’something like this aje’ occayyy… and bukan exactly like this tau!

Ko kenapa tetiber nak speku bile Akak naik hantian sawan jer, meradang ngamok bagai jer, Akak terus2 aje feeling2 nak sumbatkan remote controls ke lublub jubs Akak – Ko gile?!!! Ada banyak menatang lain lagi boleh Akak gunakan, alih2 nak guna remote control?!! Habis tu nak tgk tv/ pasang music kat stereo (whatever remote control that is la kan, hehehe) dengan apenye kalau dah disumbatkan ke dalam lubs2 jubs Akak ni ha? Hahahah!

How iPads could change the face of the web? Aiyoh!

Posted on Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010 at 8:00 pm by Laurielle.  No comments

Don’t have to wait and see larrr what these “i” “i” “i” products thingy can do, would do, and definitely change the face of the web as well as us all surfers kan… ha, ni ha, if you could look at my face now, aiyoh, just by seeing the size of that thingy, dah buatkan muka I jadi srupa erm… hmmm… nevermind, that’s my problem! Hehehe darling, which one is you tetekkk ah? ONE TWO THREE? Pressing! Pressing! (Maaati la tetiber script QUEMAR mencelah bedah masuk dalam posting sharing is caring ni (nowadays macam2 bahasa depa guna, RETWEET lah, TRACKBACK lah, ha, apa lagi tah, macam2 lah konsep nama2 nya semuanya WALHAL sebenar2nya, TETAP concept macam Akak nak buat ni – HIGHLIGHT COPY & PASTE! Tadaaa!!! Hiks!)

iPad CEO with the new Apple iPad
Sentap tak!?! Sebesar2 tidak gedabaknye menatang tu! Imagine later they feels2 like converting it to be a phone - HOW!? hehehe

Mrasalah click click here here to read the story mory! Hiks!

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Nah! Mrasa!

When in 2007 Apple launched the iPhone not only reinvented the phone but it also introduced a revolutionary user experience that has changed definitively the way to browse the Web with a mobile device then before.
In that same period, I remember browsing the Web with a Nokia or Windows Mobile phone was an arduous undertaking: webpages was unreadable on small screens on portable devices, slow to render in mobile browsers and all available options that allowed users to fit pages to screen (for increasing readability) was ridiculously worse than the problem they was trying to fix.

With the iPhone, Apple has changed the rules of use and enjoyment of online contents with smartphones by creating an user experience that allows users to see everything at a size that’s readable and has forced its competitors to a rapid run-up to copy that model. The big success of the iPhone has also imposed, for the first time, to internet companies, online newspapers and bloggers to pay a big attention to mobile version of their websites: according to AdMob December 2009 Mobile Metrics report, iPhone OS dominates the market of smartphones generated traffic with a share of 51%.

This scenario led to a change of perspective in designing websites for mobile phones: it is not the devices that needs to adapt to the page layout, but is the page structure that needs to be designed for the specific device. The large diffusion of websites optimized for iPhone is the most concrete example of this trend characterized by one-column layout, simpler navigation bars with biggest tabs and links that perfectly fit with the iPhone’s touch interface (read also this post: Best Practices To Develop Perfect Websites for iPhone and Mobile Devices).

What could happen in the next months with the launch of iPad? Without doubt, the large screen lets users browse standard web pages in a easier way than on iPhone, so there will not be particular problems to see every website. That will change is probably the way to interact with web pages by exploiting the potential of multi-touch interface as has already happened for iPhone and iPod Touch games (take a look at Gameloft N.O.V.A. presentation on iPad during the Apple Keynote) and this will significantly influence and innovate the structure of web pages and their features.

And what about the lack of Flash on the iPad (link on iPhone and iPod Touch)? I think the Apple’s choice drastically limits the access to many websites but it could be, hopefully, a big opportunity to accelerate the slow process to switch to the HTML 5.

THE AUTHOR: Antonio Lupetti is an italian engineer, pro blogger, Mac user, founder of woorkup.com. He lives in Rome, Italy. Follow Antonio on Twitter or take a look at his Facebook Profile.

PS: Suddenly ala ala macam tasty pulak si sapa namanya dia tu, Apple CEO Steve Jobs hat kat ataih tadi tu dok present2 the new Apple iPad tu… Suddenly kan Mr. Jobs, I rase, you ols sangats candiew… tasty, very der! (Sambil cuit peha Fifi, spedo jerrrkkk! Hahaha)… Ape kata u kasik kat I segala mak nenek yang ado sangkut paut dengan Apple/ Mac??? Mrasa jgn u courier bok mai buah LAI dengan buah EPAL dah la! Hahahahaha!

February 1st – On ‘maternity leave’!!!

Posted on Monday, February 1st, 2010 at 5:06 pm by Laurielle.  8 comments

Kaedahnye – pejam celik terbeliak sepet, angin taufan nan ado, ribut water2 problem like what Queeemar described it kan… and as C.A. yang jauh di sana ceruk SINGAPURA pernah berkata… “SIT NOT SIT” aje (Sit Not Sit = Dok Tak Dudok laaa the Malay versinye… isk!), tetiber lak Akak yang tak der kabar brita tentang issue naik pelamin menikah sanding bagai, tup tup, amek maternity leave la pulak, kan? Hikhik – speku la lekaih, speku lah! Akak ngandungkan/ deliverkan anak siapakah iniew??? Biarpun kewarasan minda kita berkata2…

“Maaatilakau LKY ko feeling nak branak bersalin maternity leave segala bagai; kaedahnye, ko nak branak kot mana tatau?!! Even if ko manage to find a way to branak, 1st 1st sekali nak jer tanye – ko MAMPU ke ngandung, let alone branak?”

Wahhh siapa yang brani charuts Akak itiew? Sungguh biadaps dan kurang sopan! Dah la biadap dan kurang sopan, bedengung pulak tu! Hiks! Bukan Akak yang nak branak la hawauness! Hiks! Akak on maternity leave “ON BEHALF” katanya untuk… errr… wait, cemana nak address eh? Binatang? HEY! Its true! Bukan Akak nak charuts or ngata orang nak branak tu binatang! Masalahnye, MEMANG binatang pun! Hiks! It’s Comelgigirl!!!

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About 8 bulan sudah or so, “Adik” and “Baby” selamat dibranakkan oleh si Comel, biarpun Gugurl Akak tu a bit blur donno what to do, sampaikan the 1st anak dia (yang sulong la, Baby & Adik came in later on) tu mati at birth katanya akibat the mother donno what to do, and somemore me also donno what to do la kan (go search archive bulan June tahun lepas, ado la citernye tu… hiks!).

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DSC01882 - Akak was expecting maybe 2 to 3 ekor yang kuar, but tgk2, sekor jer... very der tau preperasi dibuat segala bagai, hehe! But thank God Comel's ok, and her baby too... survived!

And now, mrasalah, as Baby and Adik (especially Baby, the very the sehat walafiat tembamness nye sekarang ni Nanti Akak snappy2 nah!) baru jer nak jejakkan kaki2 meka masuk alam mating dan ngada2 gatai2, si Comel telah selamat melahir-branakkan sekor lagi, errr jantina belom dikenal pasti lagi, nanti la Akak check and habaq no? Nama pun tak budget2 apa lagi at the present time – ala, lagikpun, sekor jer pun…

And speaking of sekor aje pun ni la, dengan berat hati Akak nak kena give away this one walaupun kalernye macam membrangsangkan kelompok family Manjaboy and Comel ni. but still, Akak dah ala ala determined hari tu dah, no more, after Adik and Baby, cukup2 la dok ada 4 ni pun dah penat semput membela, kan… Tapi tu la, kesian ade, sayang pun ade, tgk la cemana as time progresses kannn…

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DSC018831 - The ever so lovely process penyucian the newly born baby... errr... girl or boy donno la kan... hiks! Eh, penyucian? I meant pencucian. Ish!

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DSC01885 - Tgk gaya perut, boyots masih. Dosi selesaikah? Or ade incoming lagi ni? Hmmmmm...

What is Design?

Posted on Sunday, January 31st, 2010 at 12:25 am by Laurielle.  No comments

Kan? What what what is it? Mrasalah… lets CIO (Check It Out lah! Hish!), apakah yang really dimaksiudkan by the word, “DESIGN”… Lets!

More design, less sleep - correctomundo!
But Akak nyer kesah, kalu tak kebusyan with designs pon, tetap kureng tido jugak, kaedahnye gara2 keje lain pulak... kan? Hiks!

Design - Not - FashionableWallpaper katanya...
Tudiah! Not about making fashionable, wonderful, colorful wallpapers katanya yer... Hiks!

More “What is Design” definisi yer, right after the toggle yang now dosi improved with Jquery effect sliding fading bagai yer. Suke lah! :D

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Shocking? Not so lar… Expected? I suppose…

Posted on Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 11:56 pm by Laurielle.  2 comments

Apekebendenye yang so the expected yang not so shocking sangat tu? Ape kes? Well, I’m sure ramai dah tahu kot… Bagi Akak, well, I expected as well cuma tak der lah sangke sampai nak jadi so public dan disuarakan terang2an sebegini rupa, kan…

Apenye!?! Akak nak kawen ke? Hahaha addinch lah!

Suzanne Roberts turut serta terkezuts
Yesza... Suzanne Roberts, host and producer of Seeking Solutions with Suzanne, ALSO terkezut sama2 dengan Akak yer. BTW Auntie, I know lar they said u ols katanya ala ala like the public access version of Barbara Walters... hiks! Barbara who? But then again, mimik muka terkejut u ols tu lagi menakutskan dari us yang terkejut dengan berita ini ok. Hiks!

Habis tu, ape kes? Sampai Auntie kat atas ni pon terkejut dog katanya, kan… hiks!

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Niiinnnndiaaaa ni ha!!! Fasal Volksie’s feberet singer. Hiks! Seems like the two of u share the same interest? Hiks! (PS: Hey hey hey! I dinch charuts Volksie yer! What I meant was both of them gemar MUZIK, korangkenapa?!! Nak jadi stonefire eh!?! Hiks! Volksie…. muahs! Hehehe!)

Shocking News
Carutans directs to the glory magaparoyo to the world of survival kits - George Michael katanya, suke... ops! Maaatilaaa DEC 6TH TAHUN LEPAS punya gossip a.k.a SSBM (Sesungguhnya Statement Brani Mampos!) Hiks!

Very der kan? Altho some might say “Ala, dah agak lama dah… ” or like “Elllehhh… orang tau dah laaama dah lerr…”, still, bagi Akak, story December 6th tahun lepas ni, Akak baru dapat tau tadi sajork. Hiks!

In the beginning of an interview George Michael did with The Guardian, the interviewer writes about how these German girls waited for hours outside of his house to get his autograph. Well, the German girls should’ve disguised themselves as hairy leather daddies and hung out at Hampstead Heath. It only would’ve taken a few minutes for George Michael to show up to autograph their faces with the ink from his peen. That’s because George just loves huntin’ for park dick at Hampstead Heath when the weather is warm enough to keep his butt cheeks toasty.

George, who has an open relationship with his partner Kenny Goss, said, “The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer even–ing. Quite often there are campfires up there. It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d off your tits shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed. DyaknowhatImean?”

Oh, I know what you mean, Georgie. You’re a naturist. You just love the musty aroma of pine needles mixed in with ass sweat and foreskin fromage. It’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole.

Read More only at http://www.dlisted.com/

Aiyoh! Akak tak tahan ok the “… it’s potpourri for George Michael’s hole…”, kan? LOL!

Anyways, sekian dulu khidmat sharing is caring bits and infos from the net for today yer… now, mrasa, back to… work… Lalala…

Testing the show/hide expandable content

Posted on Saturday, January 30th, 2010 at 8:25 am by Laurielle.  No comments

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Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!

Posted on Friday, January 29th, 2010 at 8:00 pm by Laurielle.  2 comments

Mati la tajuk entry tetiber menyentap katanya – imagine we change that into BM and cakap 3 kali cepat2…

DARA! DARA! *and right before I ols sempat nak habiskan the 3rd-time ‘Dara’ itiew, tetiber, Akak dicucuk, maka termelatahlah Akak sambil berkata2…* DARAI!

Ops! Hiks! Sorry – tapi entry kali ni tak der langsung kaitan dengan UDA dan DARA, TRUNA dan MAK UDA, Riang Tirana… e eh? Hehehe… Seriously, I mean it. Kalau tak pecaya, ha, tgk kat related post tags – motif, tak der usur2 persis seperti Akak nak berceramah pidato fasal VIRGIN-ness, KAN? See… You olst semua2 alwayst tau suke nak tuduh Akak melulululululu! Hiks!

Ok lah – so if tak der kaitan dengan kedaraan serta kedaraian bagai, hehe, the, what? Hehehe… Mrasalah… it’s something yang ado kaitan relation related bersangkut paut bagai dengan…

Sir Richard Charles Nicholas Branson

Siapakah? No no no – not one of the characters dalam Harry Porter hat jadi hantian and keeps on muncul2 kat kawasan Hogwarts tu… that’s Sir Nicholas the headless bitch la – ops! Tetiber… watch you lingo Missy LKY! Hiks! Aaanyways, takkan that’s the only SIR that u ols can think of? Awat? Dia tu sorang tu ja nama dia yang dok ada Nicholas? Even if so, apakah kaitan dia dengan VIRGIN!?! Kan? Haaa mrasalah this particular SIR Akak maksudkan ini adalah that one la, hat always pakai kot2 blazer2 jeket2 satu suit sepadan dengan seluar dan underwear sekali kot, hat dok ada lambang2 UK tu… yesza! The English versi of Air Asia’s Dato’ Tony Fernandez itiew, hiks, the one and only, VIRGIN ATLANTIC Airlines owner… eh, founder… ler… same jer… hiks!

But again, itu juga bukan lah issue yang Akak nak bangkitkan. Hampa nak tahu sejarah cemana dia start bukak airlines bagai, pi WIKIPEDIA! Sia sia ada kompiter tapi dinch mau GOOGLE (Motif? Siap bercapslock serta memberikan khidmat fast LINK? Ado upah dari WIKIPEDIA and GOOGLE kot noh? Hehehehe mmmungkin…)

Anyways, now, actually, the one thing Akak nak voice outkan kat sini ialah… BETULKAH? BENARKAH? SERIOUSKAH? REALLY HAPPENING AH? AIYOH – questions questions questions! You want answers? MRASALAH click dimana yang sepatutnye yer… kuikuikui (NO NO NO! Not the Google and Wikipedia! Ish! Ni, the Click to show more of this entry linky ni ler! Hish!)

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Nih ha… Tak cukup dia buat airline yang masih VIRGIN yang flies around the world. across the ATLANTIC, katanya, dia (Sir Richard Branson lah! Hish! Cuba concentrate sket… hoihoihoi!) now dah came up with VIRGIN GALACTIC lah pulak katanya… haiyoh!

Virgin Galactic
The official unveiling of the 1st ever commercial airliner into out of space! Ish... macam macam la depa ni!

Commercial passenger airliner ley? Macam citer “STAR FLIGHT ONE” hat dulu2 tu la katanya, kan… Ha, mrasalah depa ni pon feels feels like going to places where Starship Troopers & Starship Enterprise jer yang selalu dok fly -together2 with ET, Luke Thighwalker… Darth Invader… OBee-Comeon-Boneme… C3PBlow… Ops! Tetiber, nama2 persis porno actors katanya kan? Mati la Squirt Reynolds & George Pooney… Lalala (Nak tgk video pasal nama2 porno2 actors nih, mrasalah view video ni -> Lalalala…

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NOTE*: If I were you, I’d tekan play the video, and then pause it, kasik it loads habis dulu, then play balik, baru leh concentrate/ enjoy the video. Or else, asik la tersangkut2, putunnn sangat, rite or not? Hiks!

Aiyoh! Mati la lari topic! Anyways, ni ha, yang Akak nak query kat sini kan, although katanya dosi buat the grand Virgin Galactic unveiling bagai somewhere early January hari tu, with website yang ala2 out of this world, containing data2 about this whole mega-universe project bagai ni kan, still, Akak risau, ni semua ala ala macam dalam video yang ni… (Ha this video mrasalah HAVE to watch because got kaitan dengan Akak nye keraguan itiew…)

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NOTE*: If I were you, I’d tekan play the video, and then pause it, kasik it loads habis dulu, then play balik, baru leh concentrate/ enjoy the video. Or else, asik la tersangkut2, putunnn sangat, rite or not? Hiks!

Ha, notice tak? Semuanya, ADO? Nan ado! So, taking that case into account and consideration bagai, mrasalah Akak mula la nak speku Sir Richard Branson ni is doing it again… Hmmmm… what u ols thinks?

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